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KEEPING MOTHER ON THE
FARM.
We hear and read so much these
day e alawet the discontentment .of
farm women.. Some magazines seem
to delight in presentiag before their
readers the dull, drab, burdensome life
led by the soprano sex on the farm.
I remember reading an article in
'
popular a es'
rsagazrne na reaa
something like this: "The town wo-
men pass by in their expensive auto-
mobiles and point out the growing
grain, the beautiful flowers, the beau-
ty of it all. They say our butter
looks golden in the churn. But those
same women haee never seen my kit-
chen, hot, stuffy thing that it is; they
probably never churned a `batch' of
butter in their lives, They do , not
know the work attached to it,"
This le just a short extract of the
original epistle. Doesn't it make you
nearly "froth at the mouth"? Per-
haps, some farm women have read
that same article and looked upon it
as authentic. But those of us who are
lovers of God's "great, wide, beauti-
ful, wouelerful world" look upon it as
scintillating rot.
It is not paved streets, the per-
petual jingle -jangle of street cars,
nor the jostling of elbows that makes
some wornen want to leave their own
glowing Country fireside and live in
the metropolis, a panorama of bright
lights. Oh, no, it is -usually the con-
• veniences aesociated with the latter.
Does the faxin kitchen have to be a
hot, stuffy thing? Not when there is
fresh air outside, it does not have to
• be. Give the average faxen woman
more light in her ldtchen and she will
look upon 'her vocation in a new
light. "Whatever lessens woman's
work benefits the 'race." Why not
study her daily routine to see if her
day's steps cannot be lessened, her
day in the kitchen abbreviated a little
by a few inexpensive conveniences,
which, after all, spell true success?
Any man who is handy with tools
can furnish a built-in wood -box. I
have been slightly unfortunate in ha-v-
ing a husband who is net especially
down while my husband is there to
unload for me.—Mrs. J. C. D.
TO RENOVATE SHA.DES.
To renovate a window shade, tack
the shade to the floor or table and go
over it with a good pa.per cleaner,
which can be purchased at most any
store, or else rub it -with et heavy'
rough flannel that has been dipped
y liiLIZAIETtl YORK IVIILLER
"Whets hearts command,
ream eeeede Out *vest counsellittele depart."
let:
CHAPTER XI.—(Cont'cle
Mrs. Carney forgot her spotless
shoes and raced across the greasy
tracks calling. out and waving . her
hand.
"Here I am, Hugo! Here I am!"
The little man straightened up with
a rather frighteued expression, ,push-
ed his eye -glasses more resolutely into
his face, and then broke into a sheep-
ish, samevehat trexnulous grin. ,
"Oh, yes—there you are., Why, yes,
of course—it's Jean. Not a day older
—not a day. Well, well, well!"
She ldssed first on, one cheek
and then on the other, and he accepted
husband for her if—if I'd chosen him
myself." '
"A doctor? Ugh; I bate doctors."
Hugo pushed away his plate with a,
peevish gesture, but drew it emartly
back again when the hand of the
waiter reached out to possess it.
"I don't think you'd hate this one,
Hugo, So kind and deveted. He adores
Alice, and she's • head over heels in
love with him. He's rather well off,
too—although that woui,dn't have
counted with Alice, She's a romantic
child. I suppose she gets that trait
from . . . from her, father."
No longer could Jean bear the sus -
the salutation with bashful pleasure., pense of 'wondering what Hugo meant
"Now I call this good of you, Jean.; by those sentimental references to
I do indeed Where"—he • peered Alice as hie little girl.
about near-sightedly—"where is
Alice?"
"She—didn't come. Oh, she wanted
to, Hugo. But I'll tell you about that
presently. Shall we look for your
heavy luggage?"
"I haven't got any—only these."
Poor Hugo was very shabby. In
In dry starch. If the lower edge is his dolrnan coat and with ,the little
faded, pull out the tacks and reverse creased felt hat perched high on his tor! I shauld, like to. see him again.
the shade, tacking the lower edge to head, struggling with these bulging, Has he changed, much?"'
the roller and make a new hen:I:.
"Yes. ' I was always romantic,' he
said pensively. "1 da.resay she does
get it .from. inc."
Jean Seemed to les swept by a
breath of cold air. , Slie looked at her
husband, hesitated, then Said deliber-
ately. "Hector Gaunt still lives here.
We went up to his lam yesterday."
"Does he? BrJove, good old' Hec-
outrageous bags, he looked like an Odd -
fashioned German professor en holi-
day.
But Jean was much more sorry for
him than ashamed. If she was asham-
ed of ,anybody itewas of herself. Poor,
poor Hugo. One 'could' scarcely be -
"Not a great deal.
Mrs. Carney played with her food
for the remainder of the meal.
As far as she could judge, Hugo
was sane enough—"as sane as he had
ever been," according to Christopher
1,4643 &aerie. Had he really forgotten that
eve that that harmless -looking little Alice was Hector Gaunt's daughterl
lieve that that weak, harmless -looking Be had never been deceived, never
little creature had ever snatched up even pretended self-deception when
a revolver and put a bullet through- Jean and he were alone. He had rush -
another nian's brain. ed her into marriage with him "to
Jean managed to secure the attend- save her name," and he had been in-
ance of a porter and as soon as the , credibly good to her and to the little
Customs had leeen passed Hugo and, girl he had so generously fathered
his leags were trotted across to the
Hotel de la Gare. He said he was
ravenously hungry and they sat down
at a table outside, the dining -roam
being rather crowded. There was no-
thing very beautiful to look at, only
the station and the w.ide, dusty place,
where a couple of mongrel dogs sun-
ned themselves and half a dozen
fiacres weltered in the heat. Nor was
the lunch in any way remarkable, ex-
cept for its mediocrity. But the dis-
charged lunatic -convict seemed entire-
ly satisfied with things as they were.
He tucked into the stale hors -d'oeuvre
with avidity, apologizing for his
greed.
"Sometimes I got a little tired of
the food at l3roadmoor " he said "It
$ •
was very good—but one likes a change
now and again. I can't tell you how
I've enjoyedmy meals lately. And this
Is wonderful being here. Do you know,
Jean, there were times when ,
thought it quite possible I'd never see
A COMFORTA.BLE REST OR Italy again? - 'That's an unpleasant
BATH ROBE, sort of idea to get. It—it discourages
4643. Beacon Cloth, eiderdown, one.
but between him and Jean there had
never been the ghost of pretence. That
was what made it so difficult to labor
the point now. Again Jean let it pass.
She really did not lrnow what to say.
"You call yourself Mrs. ,Carnay,
don't you? Christopher said he sug-
gested your using. the Carney name,
but he didn't tell meeyou were sup-
posed to be a widow," Hugo went on.
"Well, I shall do my best to remember.
I'm Uncle John—"
"Baliss," she reminded him.
"Yes. I don't think I'll forget.
Your brother." He looked at his wife a
little wistfully. "1"d rather be your
brother than no relation at all. It's
kind of you to put up with me, Jean.
I won't bother you—or Alice. I'll do
whatever you say so long as I may
be with you. Just now I'm a little
bewildered. I don't seem to be able
to find my way about easily. Chris-
topher was very kind, too. • He came
all -the way to Ostend just to see me
safely in the train, and he paid a
double fare so that I had a wagon-lit
all to myself, and he said to me, `Now
you stay right where you are until
the very end of the journey.' He even
the whole of those fifteen years. paid to have my meals sent, in from
"Hugo, it was because of Alice that the dining -car, and told the con-
/ r didn't come to see you " Jean said ductor to see I did exactly as I was
flannelette, corduroy, crepe or satin Not a 'word of reproach because
could be used for this style.
The Pattern is cut in 4 Sizes:
S 11 34-86; Medium 38-40. Large
she'd never been near him during
graceful with a hammer and saw. But 42-44; Extra Large, 46-48 inches bust hurriedl-a
y "I—I couldn't bear her to
told. I was so afraid you wouldn't
nevertheless my ship has come in and measure. A Medium size requires know .• . . . things that she didn't ab- meet nee, Jean. I got nervous as any -
4% yards of 40 -inch material.
I have a built-in 'wood -box at last.
No woman can work hard all day
and "Come smiling through" like a
newly -washed window. New linoleum,
to cover that bare floor, a kitchen sink,
and plenty of water close at hand will
Make her smile broader than elle has
done for a long time. Convenience,
hominess, a touch of the artistic are
within the reach of all.
It doesn't cost a cent mare to buy
gay cretonne draperies for your living
ewoorn that will strike a note of hex-
plony with the surroundings, than to
buy plain scrim ox. marquisette ones.
' thing towards the end. What shall .1
do if she Jen t there? said to myse
Pattern. mailed to any address on
solutely need to know. I wonder if
you. understand? It seems so selfish,
now. I—I. didn't quite realize—"
"My dear little girl, of course 1
understand. 'You don't take me for a
lunatic, do you?" (Jean winced. Why
should he put it like that?) "Our lit-
tle daughter—of course it had to be
kept from her."
"Our little daughter?" What, pre -
receipt of 1.5c in silver, by the Wilson But I might have known you come.
Christopher said it would be all right.
Publishing Co., 73 West Adelaide St., . . And now I think I've had enough
Toronto. Allow two weeks for receipt lunch. What do we da next?" '
of pattern.• ' Jean swallowed at, a lump in her
throat, smiled with a great assump-
THE TAILOR'S PATCH. tion of cheerfulness, and sent the
The tailor's patch, made by basting waiter for a fiacre.
or pinning a piece of similar material eisely, did he mean? Hugo knew that Hugo allowed her to help him into
it. He did not look like a murderer,
smoothly underneath the tear, 'with Alice was Hector Gaunt's daughter.
this dazed, pathetic
deal, and his chatter,atheticlittle man; but he
tarn 'edges together -evenly, then ,sew -i "I don'twarit her ever to know that
ing up-and-down rows of machineaway in an talked a , her father was put 9eeicing though detailed, was inconsequential,
stitching—long stitch—lengthvvise of asylum," Hugo went on,
mouth was still occupied even frivolous. Knowing what she
the material, one closely beside the wh,tihie feheisd.
covered, raakes a mend that is quicker He waved his fork before plunging it
his
such an asylum!" tidtabout him, It Was plain to Jean
other until all the tear and breaks are with la his brain was by no means nor -
The old -new braided and hooked
rugs are more beautiful than ever ' 1 to th It I I- mai.
n e 1 t e barrel of sa t herrin
more durable and better looking th
bef d t •
. connentte a sorts o horrid crimes. busy with the problem 'Of his suddenly
at all. they look like marvels. ..
i/ My husbana taught me this better Those have been my only companions. assuming that Alice was 'really his
There is a gasoline lamp now on well, daughter. Suppose it should become
the utarkei thgt is "worth its weight way of repairing damages one day Iwonder I didn't go mad. . . Ah, w
when a right badly torn pair of al- it's °Ver. new."- He subsided with a necessary to declare the true fact.s
in gold." The initial cost of it is . . weak sigh and helped hi -elf to .Alice's ?
most new trousers had to be darned concerning parentage. What
Imre than a kerosene lamp. the gen- butter.
* I use it for many other things—under-
gs' H d
ere. They o no look like rags a f . half attentive. Her mind was still
the usual handmade darn or patch •
1
an "Locked up with rnaniacs who had etalkedan she listened, but only
would happen if Hugo Smarle held
eral upkeep, however, is no more. How "Alice thinks that you are dead,"
wear, children's clothes arid even to this position .he had suddenly taken
tt does flood the room With its radi-
nuens.—Mrs. B. M.
Jett said in a desperately off -hand fa-
shion. "At least . , she thinks her
father is dead."
"And I might as well have been,"
Hugo Smarie agreed. "So that's why
you didn't bring her to meet me."
"Yes—ex.—yes, that was One of the
qualities but may lack others, because mregar 8so.mebSohdev.k,11,TeewanImWanaasgegdoinagfiati° Dye or Tint Worn, Faded
all characteristics are not developed mirthless laugh. "I told her you were Things New for 15 cents;
under the' same conditions. If the tea my brother."
has a perfect flavor it may lack body; Hugo Stearie attacked his trouble -
if It has body it is peraaps without the Some eye -glasses a,gain and .staxed
same perfection of flavor. To cora- blandly at his wife. `Because the had
bine all desirable characteristics in laughed, he smiled. Doubtlets this
one blend has been the work of the Was a joke, and he was ParfetlY will-
ance. Truly, it is farm -earned money
Well spent. It would rnake even Mrs. A BLENDED TEA IS
Etard-To-Pleaso think she were living
to a big town where Thomas A. Edi-
BE:1"IER..
San shines in profusion. -11. Girard. • Tea from one garden, no matter how
fine it is, possesses aertain desirable
up'?
(To be continued.)
WOMEN CAN DYE ANY
GARMENT, DRAPERY
DINA SAVES STEPS.
Althotigh our home isn't modern in
all respects, we have a furnace, built-
in cupboards, and so are but the one
lead helps me most ie "Dina," or my
dumb -waiter. It is built alotgeide of
a thimney aid connects with milk and
fruit rooms below and Ictichen aboec.
I use it for left -overs from the meals,
also for cream and butter.
We separate our milk and t find it
very haedy to seed down water to
flush the separator howl. Also piteher
for eream and plate for batter, and if
bait IS 'wanted htsband puts it; oh
the dumb -waiter and weals it up when
be is there to separate.
canting 'time I put one dozen
CAS or more of fruit in it tied send
PREE
CAT1LOGUE
ft -re AN $UOPLIEZ
Priece the, beet. ,
meorated.. ottakgue,
the Ppess. Everyone, in-
Badlo shoitld' have one.
tiisctioauppty
tit Ir Ave. .ontee dint
"SALADA" experts for over a, quarter ing to try to understand it.
"Y b t ? d
our rel
ler Di you everhave
of a century and, "SALADA" Is the
frail of their labors, a brother, Jean?"
The flavor is "Yes. His name was John ---John
tea grown. I3aliss, of caurse. Ile died -when he
was ten years old—about the time I
A Dublin ear driver Vas stopped far "Did you tell Alice that I am her
careless driving by a zealoue. con- Linel.8 'Min?"
stable. ale refused te give tame. "Yes. That's what I told. h,r. You
"You'll get youtseet into .treuble if s8?ueo'hHallig.e°aesfbetwg_cdnget° be 1114171cl
nu don't give, me ever tante "Married? Married?" Hugo Smarle
Still the driver refused, was terribly bewildered for a moment.
, esGood em, e,—
u
the constable, mean? A child like haa dete—"4NOW, tfonv1tst? ptstedthaensJeawhat can yo ,
Don't wonder whether you can dye
or tint successfully, because perfect
home dyeing is guaratteed with "Dia-
mond Dyes" even if you have never
dyed before. Druggists have all col-
ors. Directions in each package.
According to plane of the Treasury
Dept. the public debt af the tnited
States, which is now somewhat more
than twenty-two billion dellarS, will
be fully paid in 1952.
"Better find out," retoreed the driver, "Why, Alice Le nineteen," Jean re -
"Sure and 'I well," mid the eau- Minded Ella. "Of ceerse, it is young,
-"
etable, going 'around to the side of the .
ear where the name should hos hesni 1 but "Nineteenfine ?" he staredsweat broke pitifully, and
thetk a out on his
only to ilrel It rubbee off, forehead and his Thie queeeeea.
"Arbor er•3 ao viva:table, "now "Yoe wee where I've been time stood
yeti% got ;Ir01.1t,II'Zf WOrRe disgrace, 'still. I fovea that she's ',grown ttp.
ear pour mune b eleiterated." bay tittle eerl. n wometrile
"You're wrote.," voered the drivel'. , (Hie littio girl.)
" "ale O'lerie a," "She's ti a'1 to a deetote I Ar-
ley etreet' enteiallee," Jean word., ea.
Melee- iniment little; Cot "1 coa".cln'e have fotned a more Writable
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Universities Should be In-
terested in Music.
Our universities Should be particu-
larly interested ie the developtneut of
musical 'studies, since they profees
give a liberal eduction, and since no
education eati be called liberal which
does not provide game place et least
for the fine arts,
Of all the fine arts the one which
has the widest appeal, and which can
be cultivated most readily and most
profitably by the ordinary persoe, is
the art of m-usic.It is very unfortun-
ate that since the beginning of public
education. in Canada there has been
a widespread tendency to regard
music as an extra, a something which
ceuld on. occasion be wholly dispensed
with without any particular lose to
the pupil. Only In very rare instances
has music been given a place of eqeal
honor With such subjects as arith-
metie, literature and history, and yet
there are very strong reasons indeed
why such a place should be accorded it.
The need for training in musical
appreciation Is at the present time
particularly brgena-although no sen-
sible person would undervalue the im-
portance of training in musical ex-
pression: The present plague of the
silly' and the primitive in liopular
music has not come uninvited. We
have, as a people,' sought it by our
persistent neglect of music in its more
gnn.abling and mare intelligent forms,
•41
• "Standby" Cakes.'
For use. with this and other'. des -
'setts and to serve with tea or at lunch-
eon one may bake these attraetive
"standby" cakesinstead of .ehe usual
00eates. . These get their name be-
cause they are the housewife's, "stand-
by" -they can be kept on hand always
and, instead of gettingstale, they im-
prove v-ith age. .
Cream three-quarters of a cup of
butter and then gradually add -a. cup-
ful 'of brown sugar. Beat two eggs
well and Ertir them up. Sift together a
cup and a. half of 'flour, a -teaspoon of
cinnamon, a quaater teasipoon of cloves
and half .a* teaseecein of- n.utmeg (thiS
beet Mae be. omitted if desired);' and
add, these- to the other ingredient%
Then stir in a cep of seedless raisins
and halt a cup ,of chapped nuts.
Place the baiter by ,spoonfuls on
shallow greased enameled. ware bak-
ing Pans and bake until brown.
He knocks baldly who brings good
news.
Minarci's Liniment for Dandruff,
In China there' Is .a strong move -
merit on foot among' the new genera-
tion. of girls against the custom of
infant betrothals.
Lift Off -No Pain!
et eveay.ra
acclaims mot-11lb walla
teeth need oelels elltestbeate
RegReveas elrisit oereee,
eaten feeling wad eieldi
eleeteatita
els, lea-asellelienee !Harm
stiMIPileP tba cerseviiene.got
sweets.
letralgaers es elemeela
valhee h he betetelett seed
pleasure tt prove:ease
Seeded in is Po*
Package.,
She Had Him.
The bazaar was in fun srwing when
a young man strolled 'round the stalltg.
He had no intention of bilying any-
thing.; be paseea a tastefully de-
corated stall the, Pretty saleswoman
deteitted hem:
41yeeeset you buy a cigarette holder?"
she asked. , •
"No, thank you; I don't smoiceV" was
the curt reply.
"Or,a,penwiper worked by my- own
. .
leaudet"
"1 don't write."
"Then do have this nice box f
chocoltalfes."
"I don't eait sweets."
The, young wcinan's patience was
exbausted: '
"Sir," she said, grimly, "will -you buy
this box of soap?"
The young man paid up,
If you make money your god, it
will plague yeti like the devil.
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Brook Trout for Sala.
Exo.olL. trout, fry (liatino fonEnsdia) waffled tram
513,1 .irold, ,attasezteed heaEny, and vIgerons. e'er
Anztr dafraiT., per thoiaand. Etc -album%
,prderv aicep told for less thou 3.000. Wollaston
!al.??it Trout Ratabery, Hand:do's MU& nufferia.
County, ontertd. emblem. station- . O. A.
atrathoc, proprietor, .
napalm nungninnunsniitiik
,
Daesa't hurt one bite larepa little
"Fx.eeeone" ' on 'an aching cora, in-
.stantly .that cern stops hurting, then
shortly you .it -right 'oft rivith fi.ogers..,
'Your' druggist sells a tiny .1mttle of
"Preemie" for a few cents, sufficient
to remeve every hard corn, sett'cane
.or corn' betWeell ,thifi toes; and the' foot
'calluses, without sereneas or Irritation.
• -'EVEE)1111111ERIS DI CANADA
ISE 110E TIMM DY NAta .
'
i alto,famattstitaut%
IN SOUPS,
gravies, savoury dishes, and in
hundreds of different waye Oxo
beef cubes v,,,i1/ make toed more
tasty and nutritious.
Custs
in tins of 4,10,50 and 100.
The average -sized Canadian faznily's potato hill is
$25.00 a year. That warrants these of a special pot.
Here it is. The SWIP Potato Pot. The ideal thing.
Pill with water through the spout 'Without removing
cover. Note how the handle lochs the Cover on. Yen
cart drein off water leaving potatoes mealy and dry
without spilling petatoes or scalding hands. Sciling
at low prices in hardware and general stores. Note
the trade mark on the pot. sure you get
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baa a Vey hard,
smooth am ate, like
your beat eldokardis'
Ea Okay tO g0-
citirea areel wool
or apecial Cleanser&
Always Glatt, SW001,
Inc imp, taint aea
°data. rhe mrtitito
ware de
Three OnIsheit 1 Pearl Were, ttra seats et pearte
grey enamel inside and out. Diamond :Ware, threa
eratta, light blue ,and white outside, White lining'.
Crtattal YVaro; three coats. Imre white inside; eed
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Thursday, March 20, 1.024i`
}SAILING VE:SSEL 519
DAYS REACHING PORT
GARTHWRAY AT CHILE
HARBOR, FROM SCOT.
LAND.
Trying to Round. Cape Horn
She Was Blown Across At
lautic to .South AfriCa.
.This is the story of a ship that was
519 days trying ,to, reach port. The •
Garthwray is her name. She is a full
rigged sailing ship, built .at Working. --
ton, --.England, in 1889, and she used to
be called the Wray Castle. Right nae-
ehe is in the Herber of Icialque, whica
le on the west coast of South America,
unle,ading a cargo of patent eoeleblee
, quettee which, should have been d.e.
livered' in the autumn of 1922.
J. Robinson Griffiths, assistant
purser of the Royal Mail eteaniship
Ebro, is responsible for this tale: The
Ebro .seeeiped at Itelique -on. her Way
from Valparalso,, and Griffiths boarded.
the Gaotbwray, beoauae she looked ae
if each of the seven seas had wasted
its fury -upon her.
Had Three Skippers..
Griffiths found .a first officer and a
mate wh,e, had been part of the orig-
inal crew, that took the Garthwray 'out •
of Grangerconth, Scotland, on July
1922.- Since that time, the GarthwraY
has had three skippers and several
crews'. They became wearY of being
.buffeted around, the bottom of the
world, and scared, too.
Ordinarily the voyage should take
eighty-four days, but the Garthwray
was, blown out Of the North Atlantie
Ocean into South Atlantic, where 'she
lay fielnlessaboth her masts gone, until,
a steamer picked her up and towed hee
into Montevideo. Here she was. re-
fitted. A new captain.took command: •
She .started again for Iquique by way
-of Cape Horn.
Thirty-two'days later ,she was..erawa
ing along the Falkland Islands, filially
dropping her mud hook in Port Stan.
.ley, Twice a week in:that time, she
had lain becalinect. For the :rest OP
the time the breeze had been all too
-feeble, or the gales had been terriiie
and h.adon. Again the Gartivivray. Was.. -
refitted, and again she started around.
the Horn.
No 'sooner hid she Cleared the is.
lands than'a wind took- her and blew
her north and east away from. thee
Horn and toward.. Cape Town, -Africa.
The impossibility of heading into tb.e
gale was apparent. So the Garthwray
went With the wind—still bound for:
Iciainue—landed ninety-iive days later
In Cape .Town, Africa. •
Crew Give it Up.
Thiswas to reach 'ear .the original
crew that still remained. To start ori
an eighty -four-day' trip from Grange -
month to Iquique was -nue thing; t�;
land in Cape Horn, 21.ft-ice, 4 year
later, without having even approached
Iquique, was another.
Again the Garthwray was refitted,
neer hands were hired and again, the
vessel- started for Iquique. lint this
time the crew -insisted that there was
"obviously no bond of luck between. the
Garthwray and the South' Atlantic
Ocean and that although it might be
longer, at the same time it 'might be
better, to Make for Iquique by 'way of
the Indian Oceen to Australia, and sa
on acrosS the'South 1;acifie to the west
deast of South America—and Iquique,
So the Garthwray crossed the Indian
Ocean and put in. at Tasmania. Then'1
she trudged acxoss. the South -Pacific
and, finally, 519 :days after leavingGrangeinoutta, Scoelancl; crept into the
harbor of Iquique. .
That's the stOry.'as told ,by 'Grife,tha
and it .thay be substantiated, he.. Says, •
by the log of the Garthwray.
• The Ebro carried eighty-eigh.tpas-
sengers, aniOng thein Lord and Lady.
Clulien of .4sliboinne, who- ere_ return"-
ing to England.
The,"Expert.
The teacher was trying to give her
pe
sivpeirisianac%,
711,3ustration 1.)1"
of the word "-
., 'What is le" she. esieed, "that car-
riee a man., along ilough road e and
smooth -1,1Tdds., 'up bills, and down hills,
tlx.rough jungles and swamps and rag,.
ing torrents?"
s•eTheurp. .
enwas a elle, ce, and tlien Tom-
my, whoee father was ft motor dealer
poke ,
"Pieasee mese.," he said, "there ain't
no such car."
Located,
ThfS abeent-rnietled. arotessor had
lett his berth intbe sleeper to get a
drink of water. '
Thon he realized he had, forgotten
where his bertli was and began waif-
deeleg -up and .down the aisle trying to
find it,
"Don't you remember the number of
your berth?" askea the conductor.
"I' Marvel I don't" sheepiehly ad-
mitted the. profeseor,
"Haven't YOU, any lace where it Vac?
cen't you remember ' some little
thing that would help you locate it?"
"Why—or-eob, yes, te be sure:" and
the preteesor brightened visibly, "I
did notice at tam time this efternoon,
that the windowe looked 'out upon a
little lake,"
'
Traveler "toolt hare, Geerget.
'a It es e 'shoes aren't lee toe."
Porter--"Yae, sab„ data right. Fete
tie' thine, ttet's do, seemed time th1S
roornim dat iial bappenea."
et.