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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance Times, 1928-01-19, Page 15Thursday, January Seth, zgefl .M A.I1yANCISTII°/IES Farmers A good banking coiuiec tion is necessary to your business. Take advantage of our knowledge of farm fin- , ancing by regular consul. tation with the manager of our nearest branch. THE :7Y„ t/,, ij(Js 24.4 1 It TfttPli Established 1871 153 ester Ly.r .• A. M BISHOP Manager . Winghain Branch gcG l , " i+or FARM:, �" .s i' a - MINE Gas. CA11%IP These work boots, Leavy Black Duck (water and cold proof) with Solid Rubber Soleand Heel, are made for service in rough places. This style has 5 Eylet Lace with watertight tongue. Look ,for the name. hrh t sxe.s 52A .nI WISER Co, sun,sao You will find the best choice of "Northern” vvork boots in our store. W. J. GREER, WINGHAM DISAPPOINTMENTS NOT NEW TO TIMOTHY To the Edilur av all thim Winghani Paypers. Deer- Sur:- • Ye will rimirnber that lasht wake I had to shtop: wroitin about dishap- pointmints•be rayson,av havin to git ready to go downtown to hear Misht- er Grattan O'Leary slipake, an that wus another dishappointrnin:t, fer he didn't come. Av coorse the praicher man showed us thio pickters av the woild North Land wus all roight in a sinse, but he wussen't the man we ixpickted, an mebby wussen't aven Irish. , Me mild brother Matt used to tell me tall'shtories av ,the Yukon, an av the mad rush on the trail •av nointy ,eight, ;so he did, but that wus befoor he married -the war wieldy wid foive Guilder an sittled down in Alberta, Matt wus always a bould by in lookin fer adventures, an, shure, it tuk a lot to shtop hint whin he got an oidea in his ould heaud. 1 Miebby ye know that our commun- ity doinin ekub isnow a .ting :av the pasht, an I kin tell ye the rayson. The riussus wudden't shtand fer it anny logger an coorse whin the prisi- dint's woife fell down on the jawb we cudd,en't carry on fanny more, I can't say that I blame her very much whin 1 tinlc av the way the min I sint her behaved thiinsilves. Wan was an in- surance agiot who talked business all the tonne, an indeed up be sellin her polisiaics fer the grindc;h't1K,ler; another feflah hal, e: -wake shtummiek' an cuci herrudly ate annyting, an another wus a foundhry man who elaned up the table an thin said he wud bey to go hone an git his dinner befoor he with back to wurruk. But it was the lasht sutra' that brine the camels back, so to sphake, I sint a new married ;man up to the house won slay fer dinner. an that's where 1 made the inislitake av the sayion, fer'he wus nivir dote: tellinthe: znissus how his woife did: tings. The missus had Salada tay fruzn 1VIeGee's, but the fellah said his woife always bought her's loose from Chris- tie, The mate wus a roast fit fer a king, an wus bought. fruln Nortrop, but this lad said his woife loiked Field's mate betther. His .woife pre- ferred Carter's bread, befoor Gibson's bat she loiked Gibson's cakes betther an so he want on talkin till I wondher the znissus managed to ` tape her tongue aff him, but annyway it wus the manes av breakin up our coo' munity doinin club. 1 tink rnebby we hey too manny clubs an organoizashuns in town anny way, fer laivin out the Churches; we musht l'iev twinty other shows av wan koind an' anither. Ther's the Masons, Oddfellahs, Lions, Curlers, Senior and Junior Hockey tames, the Arena, the Radio Club, the Chamber of Com- merce, retail merchants, the Canadian Club, Jawn Hanna's Resht Rooms, an. mebby a lot .more that don't come' to me moind at prisint,' Thin the wizen titin hey- their Aistern Shtar Club, the W. C. T. U., the Wimmin's Iiishtitoot their bowlin club in the summer toime an pint. tays an card parthies galore. It is an interestinwurruld to live in, but inebby, it is poshible to hey too much av a good ting. • Yours till nixt wake, Timothy Hay. BLUEVALE Gordon McKay, who recently pur- chased the Turvey garage to fit up for , a creamery, has now purchased the former Methodist church and is fitting up the basement which will ;be a much more satisfactory place. When coming home from church on Sunday, Mrs. William Thornton had. the misfortune to slip and fall on the ice and hurt her back, and otherwise received .a bad shanking up. Her many friends hope she will soon be well again. James Kerney is at present suffer- ing from an attack of pleurisy. Mr. B. Jamieson of Toronto occu- pied the pulpit in the. Presbyterian Church on Sunday.: Recreating Old France at Quebec 0tteafthe n most colorful and striking functions ' : dais continent, it wa's,•reser'vgd for. evct'r. put, on all i' over herself' an the ' the old: City of `Giue'bec . to red su K 'bull recently given in the two,. balls of the Lgas rr in the Ancient tkapitel. Legislative Assembly an per, four hundred year's101 e eostutxies p tbnall i b the ball; it was the eigh- teenth weto Cowered y century that .t✓vaa most prominently featured ad . �",„ . who; r , i la a x C to s 'and i�; �q'tss ,">I�taa',gily' ,�'x�nCb Arstor ca . atm lib w 4 ot*i "14 PA Sttiie9lrrar Wit5 ; im- Chateau Prontenae, where most of the guests at the ball stayed. Lipper rights Lord and Lady Willingdon as Ring Charles 1. of England and his buten, Renrietta Maria. Cower left: Miss Yvette McKenna, debutante, for whom the ball was given, in the charaeter,as Madame Louise lie meet:, daught'n at Louis Xv. bythe kion. N. perodeau, Lieutenant- Gove personated Willingdon Governor of the province; Lord and Lady g went beck a little further and represented Charles L of England and his Queen Henrietta Maria, Premier Tasehereau canis Cyst as ci'Aguesseau,, Chancellor and Comptroller under Louis XIV,, and. Mrs. Taschereau went as Marie Antoinette, ill-fated Queen of Prance. Miss Yvette McKeaina, the debutante granddaughter of Hon. N. Perodeetu,' fox whom the ball was. given, appeared ee 11ittdanie Louise de Prance, daughter of Lottis 'XV. Tri"till `some 1,100 guests came to the , i ever ono had to state beforehand ;;belt• :•and, slime. y in what eharaeter le.or she would appear, there was 'Ilei duplication, and. tire reeutt _ 'fats quite the most bi;iltiagt� funetidn ever. shown in Quebec orfront all robably any 'other city. In. Amexira. , 011435Ssbs carte parts of Canada and,the Ea'stertt United States, and hili' au ;,t+itatltt§rs.e wee at capacity for some the . ani . day* het method to aceOra iodaate them, E.;,,»,�„,-_:rte.. 7,9 WORLD'S ' BIGGEST FIS1 MYSTERY 31.1:>14:1S.i'L'It;3 4711 ,'k'il73i DEEP. Ships' Captains and Naval Ofileees. Have Seen Stupendous Creatures elven More Fantastic Than, Legere- dory Marino Monsters of Old, We usually think of' the 004 - Serpent as a myth come {iown to us through ages of marine tradition, says1 a writer in Tit-I31ts. All the same, within 'the last half - century we have had the testimony of ships' captains and naval officers who have actually seen stupendous "creatures even more fantastic and terrible than the legendary marine monetors of old. The olet stories had some found- ation. Viewed from behind, the eight -foot tropical manatees lock like mermaids. Moreover, the female nurses her sea -baby human fashion, holding it in one arm. Sea ghouls are as terrible as the fabled sea -serpent. Sea snakes are aspoisonous as land snakes, and some snap like wolves. • There are sperm whales over sev- euty feet long and forty feet in girth. The mighty cuttle-fish hada. arms long enough to encircle a whale's body. The white' dog -fish -is a shark that will gulp down sacks of cinders as they are shot down the chutes. The gramus, or sea -arrow, once a sacred sea beast, is famous for 1o1 - lowing a ship in search of a, human meal. The corpse-wbale, or sea unicorn, will drive its tusk through a vessel's side. Tiger sharks, sometimes over twenty feet long, are tireless and fe- rocious. Another sea ruffian is the hammerhead shark. But even more terrible Is • the great two -ton sea -bat. The sea -bat, or giant ray, is as fierce as a tiger and as venomous es a rattlesnake. He carries in his tail. a foot -long, hollow ivory dagger,. hard and sharp as steel. The fish uses his tail as a whip,. and with it scourges his prey. "When. the point of the dagger touches the victim': skin, a fatal poison is squirt- ed and death ensues within 'six minutes. In '1.922 some Italian fishermen drew into their nets a weird mam- moth Soh. Its, two -foot mouth had neither, tongue nor teeth, while it carried' on the top of its head an elephant -like trunk. Several years ago a creature bigger than five adult elephants, and weighing over fifteen tons, was killed off Florida. When its three-inch skin was cut open it was found that this giant.had. enjoyed a. lunch of four hundred- weight of coral, a black fish weighing: 1,500 pounds, and a large.octopus. In 1922 there swam into Cristobal harbor, Panama, a whale so' colossal that it had to be overcome -by ma- chase -gun fire, When :`killed and towed to the . docks,. all efforts- to raise it proved' unavailing, though powerful ` seventy -ton : cranes were used, and a railway engine hauled at steel -cables. • - The .most eXtraordinary testimony of the existence' to -day, of the sea - serpent comes from Australia. - Farmers living amid the swamps. have been perplexed at the, frequent disappearap:ce of their „Fettle. They thought .,thieves, took the .:animals' and bore them away by boat, but there were no tracks of men or horses—only a curioud wide fu.erow .leading to the beach. , One night a boy was awakened by the dogs, and , calling some farm hands, rushed out with his gun. He was amazed to see "a great dark ob- ject resembling a huge snake, travel- ling across' fences and paddockfs at a terrific rate, ..Its head was held high in the air, and in its' mouth was a struggling calf.” The wide trail was followed to the beach, and the monster was seen to plunge into the sea. Blue Eyes and Brown. The character and color of the minute particles of pigment on the surface of the iris of our eyes, which determines whether they shall be blue or brown, is being studied be- Cause it seems to be a matter closely related . to heredity. It has been proved that if both parents have genuinely blue eyes dying-out,and the brown -eyed peo- But'the brown pigment seems to be master over the blue, and that is probably the reason why, as close ob- servers tell us, blue eyes are yearly bepomtng fewer in Britain. The blue-eyed strain in 'our population is dying out ,and the brown -eyed peo- ple are surviving. This is probably aecounted for,,ley the fact that if one parent has brown eyes and the other blue, their tbildren are much more likely to have brown eyes than blue. Some observers think. that : the great eh.ange-'over from country life to citylife which 'revolutionized Bri- tain a oentury ago largely 'accounts for the rgradual disappearance of blue eyes. Certainly fishermen and farmers and :sailors, people who spend most of their times in the open, are usually blue-eyed. Snails Run Hates. Will snail -racing become a pop- ular sport? The question• is being asired in Wales, where , cl'owd% are clockingto see the new pastime. ' iiith • .their owners' colors painted on their slieils,, the snails raceon a coorse about a yard square, and are attracted to the winning .post by a pile of wet dxy' leaves. Booing is by no means a sietnele matter, as '.the snails oftext` oe'rwelop an unfortunate' habit df sleepirxg ort tho course, anal evesi after a good.: start they frequently go the wrong way. They are Ao ktiyed with':graeis t atiehs by theirs'owvners, who tap tlui tent or right horn as required. t1e1d. of bili' Acre of ! Oboe' sore f tb o o p a a a a laiat§ 11 boot /00 tons of tobaeoes, i'pts, by r471.;�,py ,lt�}ryj}S gklei 5 nNo -ATTG pIemicAs NO G14:4, 05P 00 "Just Plug in— then Tune in" Model "Two -Sixty " A' 5 -tube Rogers -Battery - less Receiver (completely shielded) combined with the famous Junior Sym- phony Speaker in a beauti- ful Walnut -finished Cab- inet with Drop Door and outside .Power Switch. The greatest radio value in Canada at WO complete all ready to "just plug in, then ,tune ie. HERE is a brand new 1928 Model "Rogers", on which the factory has been concentrating for months past; it is going to be wonderfully popular with those who want a powerful, year -'round, modern radio at a minimum price. Radio sets without batteries, chemicals, chargers, attachments, etc.,. are now the standard and are rapidly replacing battery-operated sets wherever electric current is available.. And among all electric sets on the market today, the Rogers-Batteryless is the only ane that is old enough to have established a three-year record of proven performance. The remarkable price of $290 for this latest Rogers Console Model is only possible because .more Rogers-Batteryless Radios are now sold than all other electric radios combined. There are no "extras" of any kind, this radio is complete-- all ready to operate the moment you switch on the current. Ask us to demonstrate the "Two -Sixty" in your, home. If it doesnot perform to your complete satisfaction you may have it returned FREE of all cost. If it does, a small cash payment makes you the owner and the balance can be arranged on terms to suit your convenience. Wingh , a Utilities Commission FATE OF FAIR IN HANDS OF COUNCIL Latter To Be Asked( To Make Up Deficit of Over $x,000 GODERICH, Jan. 2o—With a defi cit of over $x,000 on the books, the members: and directors of the Goder- ich Agricultural and Industrial Soci- ety, at their annual meeting today, discussed the advisability of contin- •wing the organization under such a condition for another year. In view of the fact that the society is a muni- cipal one, it was decided to wait on the Town Council and seek aid from it in wiping out this debt. If the Coun Gil conies to their assistance, the di- rectors will consider carrying on the organization. Last year's fall fair was up to the standard, but the small attendance is given as the cause of the deficit. Over $loo oT this amount is prize m :my which has. net been paid,. The election ' of officers was held o- ver until the next meeting,. when the decision of the.'I'own Council will be received, SON, WOULD SEND 75 YEAR OLD MOTHER TO GOAL Will Not Turn Farm Over As Ordered By Court Hearing a motion. in which a son g would, have his 75 -year-old mother committed to jail for contempt of a cottrt order was adjourned for two weeks by justice Fisher ,in weekly. high court to -day, Stanley Hubbard is p. plaintiff' in the motion and his mother, lVtrs, Ellen Hubbard, is defendant. li"oth parties reside in 1'lymptou Township, Lamb toe County. The motion is• tine to commit the' defendant for failing to carry out the terms of a judgment to i'convey a farm to the plaintiff. T.ast fall, at Sarnia, the son stied the ittother to severe possession of the. farm. Justice Wright presided at the hearing, and at that ' tittle the two day of one that has made the name Iwhereby the mother would turn the'. of Scotland as glorious in literature farm over to her son, and judgment as it ever was in the shining. list ofwas entered to that effect. Since that `battle, in invention, in engineering I time, it is alleged, the mother has re-' or in any other achievements that (fused to carry out the terms of the I have added so largely to the social i judgment. ' well-being of every civilized com- Mrs. Hubbard is a widow and 75 1 rnunity the world over. Robert Burns years of age. J. Ray Donahue, of Sar- i left the world at the early age of nia represented her in court; Charles thirty-seven before scarcely attain - Weir of Sarnia appeiared for William ling full manhood but he left behind Hubbard, another son, in whose name him traces of genius so; brilliant that the •farm is said to be registered now they will never be forgotten. The and Howard Cluff represented. Stan -4 thousands of gems of song he gave. ley Hubbard. 4 the world will sparkle for ever while. After hearing particulars of the mo- }language is still needed an the earth, tion, Justice Fisher directed that the !His songs of the affections—tire bet- motion be adjourned for two weeksd ter class of them—have never been without court costs to anyone, and • exc,elle't1 by the most classical lyrist that if the 'court order is not carried ` in any tongue. He came ,into the out by that time the motion for con- world at a time when his countrymen, tempt will their be considered. The,' were depressed and discouraged but case to receive Bearing, he said, must I he roused their pride and fired their' be set down before February 2. f imagination ands taught them the art of being independent though poor, --- ; when be sang - 1 els there for honest. poverty, [A smile costs nothing, butgive l 'Thathangs his head and a' that-. stuck, It enriches Thos who receive :The coward slave: we pass him by, without making poorer those who ; 1i'< dare bc.:poor for a' t : ltati" give. It takes but a moment but the f memory of it lasts sometimes formicr. None is so richor mighty that he cavi.. BELGRA,VE. :;et along without it, and none is so poor but that he can be made rich by 1' The 13elgrave Women's Institute it. A. smile creates happiness in the i held their first meeting of re28 at the Home, fosters good will in business, `"Manse"the new Home of Mrs. . (Rev.) ' and is the countersign of fiicn lship, �j Scobie. Beautiftul weather prevailed It brings rest to the weary, cheer to land there was a splendid attendance. the. discouraged, sunshine to the sad, Several matters of business were dis- and and' it is nature's best anitctot e for l oussed. and ,dispose -d of, Thu Roll Call lc. Ye i eanno be boo lit !lEvvasentsr•k:'s1)°11 dedtowithCurr tittrotnb t g ,beggeal o stolen, feltit isscnnctliiig A report of the Women's that is of no value to itnyone until it :Institute Convention iii l.on'doii was isgiven away.Some people etre too' given by the delegate, Miss: 1Viartlia. I 1 tired to give you a smile. Give them one 'which was very interest- n of yours, as none needs a smile', ing, There was also a paper giron by so much as he who has no more to :Which Mrs. Seobie on 'Keeping Out of Ruts' ei fiiclt was enjoyed by everyone. , give.yone. 5 mils . , } osett Clegg, co triUted a solo c titledu "Song . of Love" and'was ac - , cont pained by Mrs. Daft Geddes. De - Ott January twenty-fifth, Scotsmen Vicious refreshments were served by of all Climes willcelcbiate the birth- Mrs, Scobie ted Mrs. john VanCamp. A SMILE SCOTSMAN'S, NIGHT