The Wingham Advance Times, 1931-02-05, Page 5r•
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Thursday, February 5th, 1911
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WINGHAM PUBLIC SCHOOL REPORTS FOR
MONTHS OF DECEMBER AND JANUARY
Senior Fourth
Total 750, Honors 550, Pass 450.
Coutts, Elgin 608, .Reid, Tena 590,
Henderson, W. 569, Patterson Evelyn
561, Buchanan, Doris 560, Currie
Francis 559, Nortrop, C. 552, Robert-
son; Geo. 537, Deyell, Louise 492,
Preston, John, 472, Stewart, Chester
469, .. Forsythe, Dorothy 468, Frasier,
Margaret 463, Brown, Lance 463,
• Brown, Mervin 457, Saint, R. 444,
Coller, Frank 438, Robertson, M. 434,
Hutchison; D. 425, . McEvers, N. 403,
Mundy, Beryl 379, Carter, Velma 359,
Clarke, L. 358, Ross, M. 342, Bok, L.
318, Deyell, Percy 301, Mason, Geo.
275, Lediet, P. 258.
• A. Posliff,' Principal.
Junior Fourth
Total 850, Honors 637..
R. Mitchell 766, J. Zurbrigg 739,
E. Schaffter 717, H. Miller '700, B.
Mundy, 690; Y. Habkirk 688, C. Chit-
tick 686, B.° Hamilton 680, N. Blatch-
ford 680, 'R.' Howson 679, G. Brack
`enbury 672, R. Hammond, 672, W.
Carr 668, C. Wellwood 658, B. Brown
652, E.' Field 638, M. Wilspn 635, E.
Webb 602, E. Finley 598, M. Cruik-
shank 582, D. Rich 535, W. Small 535,
H. Burgess 463, A. McCoy 322.
B. H. Reynolds, Teacher.
Senior Third
Total 625, Honors 469.
E. Krohn 518, V. Stoakley 503, Z.
Cameron 498, S. Mellor 496, W. Mc -
Nevin. 489, L. Campbell 488, L. Elia-
cott 481, L Carter '465; J. McDonald
454, A. Wilson 453, J. Lamb 447, T.
Davison 429, R. Carter 427, B. Collar
423, G. Carr 414, L. Bok 398, H.
Groves 390, B. Forsythe 382, S. Hen-
derson 379, J. Currie 378, B. Lepard
376, J. Bunn 858, D. Waram 357, I.
Clark 356,: B. Davidson 342, N.
Groves 331, J. Broome 326, S.
For
sYthe 319, W. FinleyFinley'289, J.Durnin
272.
C. J. Farquharson, Teacher.
Junior Third
Total 780, Honors 585, Pass . 68.
Mary. Julia Preston 705, Muriel
Williams ' 677, Doris Armitage, . 672,
Clarence ,Cantelon 642, Verne Walk-
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Murk of the Chale '/I, k hikkipa
Chemical f ontp;ttay tinge 1305.
er 640, Evelyn Gamble 620, Jean
Cruickshank 614, Edith - Mundy 570,
Jim Lee 557, Harry Posliff 539, Mar'-
jorie Forsyth 538, Lloyd Dark 509,
Irlma Harrison 505, Bert Vansickle
499, Marie Hopper 477, Alice Dore
476; Isabel Lamb 475, Bobby Rae
472, Gordon Jones 437, Lillian Fuller
433, Lloyd Carter 413, Hazel . Lediet
379, Evelyn 'Campbell 364, Evelyn
Carter 330, Edward Finley 292; Jean
Mellor 280, Harry Ross 257, Irene
Fitt 164.
E. M. Tyndall, Teacher.
Senior. Second
Total 750, Honors 562, Pass 450.
Scott Reid 689, Russel Zurbrigg
643, Mary E.' McKibbon 633, Betty
Rae 632, Margaret. Marsh 621, Mabel
Fothergill 616, Lloyd Hutton '599,
Adelene Vansickle 580, Charlie Well -
wood 572, Patricia Parker 550, Lillian
Howard 535, 'Evelyn Edgar 519, Alien
Small 511: Billy Groves '510, Doris
Fitt 495; George Boyle 483, Harold
Ross 482, Ruth Hamilton 474, Charlie
Baskerville 469, Herman Kennedy
465, Charlie Krohn 42, Robert Case -
more 443, ' Kathryn Patterson 439,
Carl Bondi 439, . Eilene Curtis 414,
Edythe Campbell 404, Kathleen Saint
288, Charlie Ross 265, Frank Angus
126, Alvin Lediet 96.
A. E. Mahood, Teacher.
Junior Second
Total 503, Honors 377, Pass 301.
Margaret Homuth 482, Kenneth
Jackson 472, Marion Templeman 458,
Noreen Benedict 457, Frances Lock-
ridge 457, Billie Burgman 445, Ken-
: neth Johnson 424, Trevor Davison
422, Nora Finley 418, Betty Lloyd 416,
Hilda Brown 416, Betty Saint 407,
Bill Sturdy 401, Mac Habkirk 399,
James Schaffter 394, Jeanne VanNor-
man 381, Bertha Caseniore 364, Ger-
trude' Finley 363, Jean Lee 357, Vir-
ginia Currie 356, Jack Ross 347, John
Lee 345, Rena Elliott 340, Harold
1 Cantelon 335, ' Donald Adapts 334,
Jack Fraser 326, Donalda Henderson
822, Joe Wilson 320, Fenton Barnes:
306, Arnold Stoakley 302, Louise
Dore 292, Jimmie Kennedy 245, Roy
Dark, Billie Forsythe 191, Gordon
Helm 190. William Fitzpatrick.
13. Joynt, Teacher.
First Book
Total 535, Honors 401, Pass 267.
Marguerite Ingham 505, Billie Har-
ris : 501, Louise Lloyd 490, Helen
Hammond 483, Billie Scott 474, El -
neer Deyell 473, Donald Fitt 470, Vel-
ma Ohm 465, Ham Lee 446, Jack
Gorbutt 431, Billie Seddon 430, Har-
ry Montgomery 429, Agnes Sell 429,
Jean Lockridge 425, li rances Robin-
son
abimson 425, Helen Patterson 424, Betty
Groves .412, Dorothy Mellor 411, Jno.
Wilson 404, Reggie Collar 399., Geor-
ge Johnson 397, Laura Collar 379,
Louise Thompson 349, Eleanor Locke
ridge 307, Harold Schaus 205, Flor-
ence Finley 277,,Joyee Carter 232,
*Elva Haines. 208, *Norman Fry 206,
*Carl Vanner 187, *Leslie Adair 165,
Betty Fitzpatrick 152, *Billie Smith
128.
*.Absent
P. Johns, Teacher,
Priniary
Total 370, Honors 280, Pass 220,
Carroll Casemore 342, Anne Van-
Wyck 340, ICenneth. Jones 338, James
Cameron 336, Louise Reid 335, Edna
Hogg 330, Harold Hotton 326, Jose-
phine VanNortnan 323, David Schaff -
ter 821, Jack Hopper 320, Alan Wil-
liams 816, Eva Lediet 811, Alvin Sell
311, Eric Schatte 807, Marjorie Cur-
rie 304, Margaret Finley 308, Isabella
Ross 302, Jack Reid 801, , Jack LepardCar-
Grace
ter 295, Mary Jane 289 , c
Hutchison 283, Prances Durnin 280,
Elgin Lackridge 271, Clarence Ohm
265, Lorne Iaattersott 263, Kenneth
i3akt.r.`259, ..arry Iowans 258, Igor- Lloyd Henning, a. daughter,
pian Mundy 257, Betty Gannett 248,
Margaret MacGiliivray 244, Helen
Richards 240, Clarence Hamilton 289,
Eileen Darlc 234, Isobel MacLean 226,
Ethel Vanner 221, Iris 7.'empletnan
211, Doris Finley 210, Grace Small
205, Pat Fitzpatrick 201, Mary Black
200, Edna Haines 198, Buddy Cruick-
shank 189, Jack Ludwig 189, Jack
Tiffin 166, Norma Brown 125, Ever-
ett Hammond 89,
Absent , in December -Betty Gan-
nett, Mary Black, Jack Tiffin.
Absent in January -Ethel Varner,
Norma l3rown, Edna Haines, Claren-
ce Hamilton.
A. G. Williamson,' Teacher.
S. S. No. 1, Turnberry
Pupils were examined in Lit., Hyg.,
Gram, and Hist,
Numbers are per cent: of total;
Sr; IV -Dean Gibson 70, Reita Kit-
chen 57, *Wesley Newton 52, Myrtle
Montgomery .44,
Jr IV -Laura Newton 58, 'kJean
Snell 39.
Sr. III -Jack Millar 53, Fned Mont-
gomery 45,
Jr. III -Marguerite Nicholson . 61,
*Vernon Snell 30.
II -In Lit,, Hyg., and Gram. -*J.
Griffith 39, Gordon Sanderson 31.
I -In Lit and Hyg.-Olive Newton
62, Mildred Griffith 29.
Pr. In Spelling and Arith.-Billy
Adams 96, Cecil Sanderson 92, . Geor-
ge Nicholson 76.
No. on roll 17; ay. att. 15,3.
4 -absent from some of the exam-
inations.
Bessie Lane, Teacher.
U. S. S. No. 12, Culross (Belmore)
Report for month of January.
V Class-Etoile; Casemore 59. ,
Sr. IV -Elmer • Ballagh 79, Mar-
jorie Herd 6,?/ Jean Herd 61, Stewart
Johann 45.
Sr. III -Edna Johann 74, Vera Jo-
hann 72, Margaret Abram 65.
Sr. II Alba. Stokes 87, Wilfrid Jo-
hann 68, AllanHaskins 58.
Jr. II--Biii Abram 71, Mattie Ken-
nedy 60.
Sr. Primer -Mary . Kelly 60, Made-
line Casemore 53.
Jr: ,Primer -Edith Haskins, Mary
Abram, Wesley Abram.
• James Weishar, Teacher.
S. S. No. 7, Morris
For month of January.
Sr.'. IV -7 -Ferrol Higgins 82, Bert
Hastings 43, Helen Edgar 88, Win
nifred Edgar 35.
Jr. IV -Mary Scott 44, Irlma Case -
more 44, Frances Edgar 39, Bernard
Thomas 36, Paul Hastings 27.
Sr. III_Margaret Coulter 83, King
Hastings .65, Margaret Higgins 64,
Laura Hopper 60, Charlie Higgins
50.
Sr. II -Harvey Edgar 78, Harold
McCallum 76, Jack Higgins 54, Ruby
Casemore 48.
Names_ in order of merit.
Jr. II -Alvin Higgins, Stewart Amn-
ent, CIarence Gulley, Evelyn Scott
(ab.), Laving Scott (ab.) •
Jr. I --June Burke, Arthur Edgar,
Jim Casemore.
Sr. 'Pr. Maxine Thompson, Calvin
Burke.
Jr, Pr. -Charlie Procter, Margaret
Haines, Charlie Campbell, Billie El-
ston, Bernice Thompson, Jimmie Gol-
ley.
No. on roll 34, ay. att. 28.
Helen M. Mulvey, Teacher,
S. S. No. 8
The following pupils were examin-
ed in Spelling, Geography, History,
Literature, Writing and Reading.
Pass 60%, Honors 75.
Jr. IV-Elain Radford 77, Edna El-
liott 67,
Sr. III -Kenneth Sinnamon 60,
Laurain l3eninger 56,
Jr. ILI-Jeannette Beninge.r 60,
Margaret McMichael 58, Glen Senna
mon 34.
Sr; II -Billie Elliott' 80, Mary Sin-
namon 63.
Jr. II -Lloyd Elliott 53.
I - Names orderof m
N cs inmerit-Grace
Hogg, Melba Radford, Reatha Sinna
mon, Pearl Walker, Helen Walker,
Dorothy Elliott, Alma Beninger( ;ab,)
G. Ireland, Teacher,
6. S. No. 9, East Wawanosh
Class V -Examined in all their sub-
jects-Gertrude
ub-jects--Gertrude Arbuckle-Lat, P,
Fr, P, Alg, II, Comp. III, Lit, III,
B. Hist. F, 13ot. I,: Art I, Geog. II;
l
Donelda Johnston-- =Lat. P, Fr. I ,
Alg. I, Comp. P, Lit. P, 13. Hist, F,
Bot. P, Art III, Geog, I.
n l C It e 69,
Jr, IV -Ronald au esLuella a
Kerr 65, Edith Arbuckle 61,, George
Carter 61.
Sr. II -Billy Johnston 66,
Jr. II -Ariel Johnston 82, Lenore
Wellings 71.
Prinier---Howard Walker 77, Ken-
neth Johnston 70.
No. ort roll 11, ay. att, 10.7.
Elsie Doubledee, Teacher,
BIRTHS
Henning - Lai Turtaberr Thur
lg' Yr on 5
day, Sanitary 29th, to Mr, and Mrs,
WINGHA.M ADVANCI4,1-TIME8
THE PH1LALETHA
CLASS MEETS
The regular monthly meeting of the
Philalethe Bible Class of the United
Church Sunday School was held 'on
Tuesday evening last at the home of
Mrs, D. A. Rann, with a splendid at
tendance. The meeting was in charge
of Miss Phyllis Johns, and was open
cd with the singing of a hymn, fol-
lowed by the Lord's Prayer,
Mrs. W. Finch read the scripture
lession and gave the discussion, which
was very instructive. Miss Ham-
mond then favored the gathering with
a selection on the Hawaiian guitar,
which was much enjoyed. The topic
for the evening was "Etiquette:', Each
of the girls was given a question and
the discussion following proved very
interesting.
The nominating committee present-
ed the following` list of officers for
the coining year: President, Mrs., R.
A. Coutts; first vice, Mrs. Charles
Lloyd; second vice, Miss G. Robert-
son; third vice, Mrs. J. H. McKay;
secretary, Mrs. W, H. French; treas-
urer, Mrs: W. J. Adams, pianist, Miss
Hazel Brandon.
At the conclusion of the meeting
refreshments were served and the.
meeting was then brought to a close
by repeating the Mizpah benediction.
EARNINGS ONLY
SLIGHTLY UNDER
PREVIOUS YEAR
The Dominion Bank Presents Six-
tieth Annual Statement of
Meeting of Shareholders
The Sixtieth Annual Statement of
the Dominion Bank which was pre-
sented to the Shareholders at the An-
nual Meeting in Toronto on Wednes-
day shows that the business of the
Bank was well maintained. during,
1930, notwithstanding the difficulties
which the last year presented to gen-
eral trade.
The figures show that the bank is
in a particularly st?ong liquid posi-
tion. In ratio to Public Liabilities,
Cash Assets and "Immediately Avail-
able Assets are ,higher: than a year
ago, being 21 per cent. and 53.50 per
oent. respectively.
Deposits have been exceptionally.
well maintained. The total at the end
of the Bank's year was $107,432,406.
Deposits bearing interest are less than
$1;500,000 under those o'f'a year ago,
or under 2 per cent. •
During 1930 there was a smaller
demand for commercial loans, but the
Bank's figures of $64,804,522 show
only a moderate decrease of 12 per
cent. less than for the year 1929. r
During the year investments in Do-
minion, Provincial and. Municipal
bonds and debentures increased from
$19,841,000 to .$21,673,000: or nearly
$2,000,000.
In view of the reduction in general
business in Canada in 1930 as com-
pared with 1929 it is interesting to
note that the. Bank's Net Profits . at
$1,409,747, were only $113,000 below
the previous year when they were the
highest in the Bank's history. After
distributing approximately $910,000 in.
the form of dividends and a bonus to
shareholders, providing $180,000 for
taxation, and a contribution of $50,-
000 to Officers' Pension Fund, $200,-
.000 has been written off Bank Prem-
ises Account, and $444,000 carried
forward in Profit and Loss Account,
an increase over the previous year's
figures of $70,000.
Capital, Reserve Fund and Undivid-
ed Profits now total $16,444,219.
ST. HELENS
A sleeting of the St. Helen's. Beef.
Ring will be heldin the Community
Hall on. Tuesday afternoon, February
10th, at 2 o'clock, A11 those interest-
ed are urged to attend.
ASI-I.FIELD
Sorry to hear that Muriel Farrish,
second g
s . daughter of Mr, and Mrs K,
Farrish, has been under the doctor's
care for a couple of weeks owing to
an abscess on one of her limbs below
the knee.
Mr. John Webster, from the West,
who is visiting his mother, Mrs. D.
K.e ter of Lucknow,s
W bs pent
Thursday at the home of the tatter's
daft hter Mrs,W. G. Reed. _
g W
Mr. and Mrs. Harry Hackett enter-
tained their neighbors' to a party on
Wednesday night,reporta All splen-
did
1
did titre.
Miss Pollock teacher at Scott's
school, 10th con., spent the week -end
at the parsonage with Rev, Mr, and
Mrs. Taverner, .
Miss Pearl Finnigan of Dungannon,
spent a few days with Mrs, Clifford
Hackett. '
Mr, and Mrs. Joe Helm spent L
-few days with -their son, Tort, In
Guelph.
Mr, Alvin Sherwood of Wilkie,
Sask., IS spending a few weeks with
her gra tdparents, Mr, and Mrs. Stun
She ood, and other rala1h es,
M1.
Evening antes on "Any-
one" (station-torstation)
calls begin at 7 p.m.
Night rates begin at
8.30 p.m. -
"Hello mother - yes, I'm feeling fine - yes, we wotz
. . . I scored two goals:"
It has come to be a habit with Fred to call his mother
by Long Distance after every game. For mother is all
alone and she worries about him . ever since
Fred's chum had his leg broken in a game early in
the season.
The cost is a mere trifle, for, the low night rates are
always in effect after the game - they begin at 8.30
p.m, And it makes a pleasant break in mother's quiet
life . and. gives her some news to tell her friends.
Long Distance is now quick and dependable. ` In most
cases the connection • is established while you hold the
line. Evening and night rates are ; particularly inex-
pensive. In fact night rates are little more than half
of the day rates.
Mrs. John Emmerson, near Kin
lough, spent a few days this week
with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Ralph
Nixon, 10th con.
EASY FOR TIM -
To the Editur 'av all thim
Wingham paypers.
Deer Sur:-
Wan noight lasht wake, whin the
missus wus achross the shtrate givin
some ixpirt advoice about how to rare
childer, an that young shpalpane av a
Sammy Hill wus out on a snow shoo-
in parthy, the bye, Sandy Banks, an
mesilf wus afther havin a good tonne
"Tings that are aquelto the -same
ting are aquel,to wan another." Shure
'twas a thrue wurrud yer taicher said
whin he tould ye that, but, faith;- I
cudden't quoite belave in it at fursht."
Just thin we heered the •missuis at
the dure, so -the niaytin adjurned.
as follows:.: Road construtcion, $15,-
688.92; road maintenance, $88,174:90
bridge construtcion $1,782.37; .urban
municipalities $11,275,00; machinery
and repairs $14,218:94; superintend-
ence $5,380:23; county bridges, $1,350-
.59; purchase of . gravel pits $672.75.
Yours till nixt wake, Motions
The warden was appointed to sign'
all orders for 1930 not signed by the
past tilmrden on motion of J. M. Eck -
JANUARY SESSION ert and Id. Armstrong .
A motion of M. Armstrong, secon-
(Continued from page 1) ded by George Elliott, that a grant
Jan McLeod, Agricultural Rcpre- of $100 be made to each Agricultural
sentative, outlined the work for the a Society holding a Fall Fair and also
coming season. a garnt of $100 be made to each Ag -
Timothy Hay.
COUNTY COUNCIL
all be oursilves. Sandy is a good Dr. 5. IL Field, inspector of Public , ricultural Society holding a Spring
shtiddy bye, and will be a shmart man Schools for East Huron, addressed Fair
was sent to the Executive Cote
some day, but young Sammy Hill will the council. He said that owing to tnittee,
be sorry in years to come that he the Department of Education taking A. J. Goldthorpe and W. J. Stew-
neglickted his lessons; to shpind his over the work of their offices, the art moved that the boundary road
toime wid the girruls. insPectors were not now under the between West Wawanosh and Col-
Sandy said he wanted to ask me a necessity of reporting to the County borne; commencing at Road No. 25
question. He said wan av the taichers Council: But bot hhe and Inspector wrest of Auburn to Road. No, 27 at
up at the Hoigh School had asked all Beacom . were willing to make a re- the Nile be taken over by the County
the byes an girruls to foind out all port if it was the wish of the council. Good Roads. System: Referred to
they cud about what that German The Province now pays their salaries, Good Roads Committee.
fellah, Einstein, calls "ri.elativity.' ' It was moved by Mr. Geiger and Moved by Owen Geiger and .L H.
"Shure, that's an aisy wan," sez I, 'Mr. Armstrong that the inspectors be Rader that a grant of twenty-five dol -
"an I am surproised that the taichers asked to report to council, and car- liars be made to the Hensall Seed
cudden't tell ye about it tltilnselves. ried. ;Show to be held in Hensall on Feb,
In the ould days we used to shpakc Tr/sere-her l eernrn of West Huron127th this year. -Referred to Execu
av our "relashuns," :niainin our cons- also spoke, particularly with refer- e Live Committee.
ins an uncles an aunts, an all the once to the present method of dis-� Appoint Trustee
resht av thim, but at prisint we musht
call thiel our "rilatives" if we want
to be in good. forrum, an that's theham which had not been receiving , be appointed trustee of Seaforth Col.
way the wurrud "rilativity" got grants but there would not be much J legiate Institute. -Carried. •
shtarted in the fursht place. Whin ye difference in those towns receiving 1 Moved by Wilmot Haake and Wm.
see twa t.ings wid a resimblance to before. 'Mr. Beacom gave examples I, Stewart that Goderich Township
aich other that's what is called rile of the working out of the new vs -
;be paidfor gravel taken from town
tem, iship pit at 13ei niller road. -Referred.
At the conclusion of Mr. Beacom's i to Good Roads Committee.
address the council adjourned on mo- 1 Moved by Owen Geiger, seconded
tion of Messrs. McNabb and Geiger. by J. McNabb, that navies of all a ..'
Afternoon Session •
plicants reOld Age Pension must be
The council met in the afternoon
handed in through the reeve of the
at 2 o'clock, A communication was municipality concerned, fully filled
co
out according
read from Mrs. Ellen Mazer regard- ding to the warding of the
erg her pension which was referred
covering this matter, the coni-
to the Old Age Pension Committee.tnittee to meet at each session of the
C A, Robertson, LVL, L A,, was ask-
Thisthe 'motion occasioned a lively dis-
ertson spoke principally regarding cussion and when the vote was taken.
the new act with a�eferenc.o, to the the mover and seconded were the on
Roads Commission. ly one voting in favor,
Petition Presented (Continued Next Week)
A petition was presented signed by
Robert J. Scott, Nelson: Hill, William
Watson and 80 others regarding the
placing . on the county roads system
a certain portion of the boundary line
between Colborne and West Wawa-
nosh, from Nile to Robert Medd's,
about five miles.
A petition also regarding keeping
roads open this winter from BayfieldWhat Are You DoIng
to Goderich and from Br'ucefield to
Bayfield, was signed by W. T. Haw -
kips, Clinton; Nelson Bali, Clinton
Don McKenzie, Bayfield Road; Geo.
E. Greenslade, Goderich township; A.
E. Erwin, Bayfield, and about 100
'others along these roads and in the
towns of Clinton and Goderich.
Both these peitions were referred
to tit Good Roads Commission.
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lits; Iltttit'Ctt
eat
111
r,
et dtttirrrs1� thin i93`ti' s' o
d is w
b t' f 1 1 ld 1 l Moved" by VV' P Thompson and
tel u son a grants �� is i wou to p' '
towns such as Goderich. and Wing - 'John M. Eckert that Mn H. Stewart
tivity. Fer inshtance, because ye look
loike yer ould grandad that shows
yer rilativity to him. That's' what ye
moiglit call rilativity av blood, so to
shpake. Thin, av coorse, we hey poli -
tickle rilativity, loike what exists be-
twane them Grits an U.F,O.'s, Thin
I soshul
is what ye moig h. t call sos aul
rilativity whin two fellahs differ about
mosso iviryting, but shtay good frinds
troo it all, loike Sandy Banks ail me-
silf fer inshtatice, arr large Shpotton
an that young shpalpane av a Mit-
chell Hepburn, Bad 'cess to him!
Mosht av all we ixpicict to foind some
rilativity betwane schools alt eddica
shun, an Parleymint an shtatesmen
ship, but 'tis a quare wurruld, an we
do be often dishappointed.
Thin, av coorse, ivirbody knows
about the rilativity av tings we ate.
Canted bafe an cabbidge, fer inshtan-
ce, arr haze wid froid eggs, arr buck-
whate'pancakes an maple syrup, arr
pertaties an buttlierntilk,:arr tay an
toasht,
Yes, me bye, ye will foind the wur-.
ruld full av rilativity; an, Shure, Mish-
ter Einstein, wasn't the fursht fellate
to disheover it. 'Tis loike whin ye
take aff the dish cover from the per-
tatie 'dish at the table thin ye dish -
cover what the nzissus has.. ferdin-
ner. The pertaties wus theer all the
time, only ye cudden't see thitn, tin
didn't know whether they wus'baked,
arr froied, art cratned, ars biled
wid i
In skins on, arr tiff,
LOST -LADIES' WRIST 'WATCH
On Sunday, Feb. ist, somewhere
between Lepard's Hotel and Lower
Winghatn. Finder kindly notify the
Advance -Times office.
For That Joint
Rub in Joint-Base-tttb it itt good.-
penetrates.
ood-penetrates. Do it to -night ---an the
tnorning you'll say---"'l� eels better al-
ready.'
Joint -Ease is a real help to in.
flamed, painful or swollen joints -it acts
swiftly. Guaranteed" by all deli gist!,a-,w;.
eneroustu ,. . t g:
?; be li0 cents--na<tde t z C'xtlati
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