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The Wingham Advance Times, 1931-02-05, Page 5r• 4 Thursday, February 5th, 1911 193 - Now that re -decorating time is rapidly ap- proaching I would like to draw your attention to the new lines of wallpaper, consisting of .over 1000 samples of Sunworthy, Opalcrome, Downgroth',s corner decorations, varnished tile, pressed tile, pressed leather effects, sanitile, in fact almost ev- erything in wall decorating that will produce artis- tic results, inexpensively, and will add new mean- ing to that old sentiment, "Home Sweet Home," These wallpapers have been designed and colored. by the world's foremost artists showing originality and true merit not found elsewhere and the' prices are much lower than last year. We can assure you prompt service in supplying you with wallpap- er or doing your work, -sample books taken to your home on request., W. T. MILLER & SON Painters & Decorators WINGHAM PUBLIC SCHOOL REPORTS FOR MONTHS OF DECEMBER AND JANUARY Senior Fourth Total 750, Honors 550, Pass 450. Coutts, Elgin 608, .Reid, Tena 590, Henderson, W. 569, Patterson Evelyn 561, Buchanan, Doris 560, Currie Francis 559, Nortrop, C. 552, Robert- son; Geo. 537, Deyell, Louise 492, Preston, John, 472, Stewart, Chester 469, .. Forsythe, Dorothy 468, Frasier, Margaret 463, Brown, Lance 463, • Brown, Mervin 457, Saint, R. 444, Coller, Frank 438, Robertson, M. 434, Hutchison; D. 425, . McEvers, N. 403, Mundy, Beryl 379, Carter, Velma 359, Clarke, L. 358, Ross, M. 342, Bok, L. 318, Deyell, Percy 301, Mason, Geo. 275, Lediet, P. 258. • A. Posliff,' Principal. Junior Fourth Total 850, Honors 637.. R. Mitchell 766, J. Zurbrigg 739, E. Schaffter 717, H. Miller '700, B. Mundy, 690; Y. Habkirk 688, C. Chit- tick 686, B.° Hamilton 680, N. Blatch- ford 680, 'R.' Howson 679, G. Brack `enbury 672, R. Hammond, 672, W. Carr 668, C. Wellwood 658, B. Brown 652, E.' Field 638, M. Wilspn 635, E. Webb 602, E. Finley 598, M. Cruik- shank 582, D. Rich 535, W. Small 535, H. Burgess 463, A. McCoy 322. B. H. Reynolds, Teacher. Senior Third Total 625, Honors 469. E. Krohn 518, V. Stoakley 503, Z. Cameron 498, S. Mellor 496, W. Mc - Nevin. 489, L. Campbell 488, L. Elia- cott 481, L Carter '465; J. McDonald 454, A. Wilson 453, J. Lamb 447, T. Davison 429, R. Carter 427, B. Collar 423, G. Carr 414, L. Bok 398, H. Groves 390, B. Forsythe 382, S. Hen- derson 379, J. Currie 378, B. Lepard 376, J. Bunn 858, D. Waram 357, I. Clark 356,: B. Davidson 342, N. Groves 331, J. Broome 326, S. For sYthe 319, W. FinleyFinley'289, J.Durnin 272. C. J. Farquharson, Teacher. Junior Third Total 780, Honors 585, Pass . 68. Mary. Julia Preston 705, Muriel Williams ' 677, Doris Armitage, . 672, Clarence ,Cantelon 642, Verne Walk- 0.mtlt PHULLlPs s+Ara,vnee4 o�?y For Troubles due to Acid INDIGESTION ACID SrOMACI$ NrARTSURN HEADACHE GASES -NAUSEA Too Much ACID ! ANY people, two hours after ' eatinsufferindigestion as Shay call it. It s usally excess acid. Correct it with an alkali. The best way, the quick, harmless and efficient wa is Phillips Milk of Magnesia. has remained for 50 years the at.andartl wit physicians. Otiespoon- Iful in water neutralizes Arany tin'tes its volume in sl.otnach acids, and at once. The symptoms disappear in five minutes, You will never lase crude methods when you know this better netho �Andyou will never„suffer from ete. acid when you prove out this east re,;cf. Po sure to tars ret t . n n iii e h . e r a I 11 ;sa Jt4illc of Alazgnesict;-prescribed by physicians for 50 years in correcting exCeas acids. 25e and 50c a hotly Yt ' f� any drugs1. i y ., ore, ;1,'ltlkti of hfaYa ttaa has been the II, S. 1'4:gister'eellrade Murk of the Chale '/I, k hikkipa Chemical f ontp;ttay tinge 1305. er 640, Evelyn Gamble 620, Jean Cruickshank 614, Edith - Mundy 570, Jim Lee 557, Harry Posliff 539, Mar'- jorie Forsyth 538, Lloyd Dark 509, Irlma Harrison 505, Bert Vansickle 499, Marie Hopper 477, Alice Dore 476; Isabel Lamb 475, Bobby Rae 472, Gordon Jones 437, Lillian Fuller 433, Lloyd Carter 413, Hazel . Lediet 379, Evelyn 'Campbell 364, Evelyn Carter 330, Edward Finley 292; Jean Mellor 280, Harry Ross 257, Irene Fitt 164. E. M. Tyndall, Teacher. Senior. Second Total 750, Honors 562, Pass 450. Scott Reid 689, Russel Zurbrigg 643, Mary E.' McKibbon 633, Betty Rae 632, Margaret. Marsh 621, Mabel Fothergill 616, Lloyd Hutton '599, Adelene Vansickle 580, Charlie Well - wood 572, Patricia Parker 550, Lillian Howard 535, 'Evelyn Edgar 519, Alien Small 511: Billy Groves '510, Doris Fitt 495; George Boyle 483, Harold Ross 482, Ruth Hamilton 474, Charlie Baskerville 469, Herman Kennedy 465, Charlie Krohn 42, Robert Case - more 443, ' Kathryn Patterson 439, Carl Bondi 439, . Eilene Curtis 414, Edythe Campbell 404, Kathleen Saint 288, Charlie Ross 265, Frank Angus 126, Alvin Lediet 96. A. E. Mahood, Teacher. Junior Second Total 503, Honors 377, Pass 301. Margaret Homuth 482, Kenneth Jackson 472, Marion Templeman 458, Noreen Benedict 457, Frances Lock- ridge 457, Billie Burgman 445, Ken- : neth Johnson 424, Trevor Davison 422, Nora Finley 418, Betty Lloyd 416, Hilda Brown 416, Betty Saint 407, Bill Sturdy 401, Mac Habkirk 399, James Schaffter 394, Jeanne VanNor- man 381, Bertha Caseniore 364, Ger- trude' Finley 363, Jean Lee 357, Vir- ginia Currie 356, Jack Ross 347, John Lee 345, Rena Elliott 340, Harold 1 Cantelon 335, ' Donald Adapts 334, Jack Fraser 326, Donalda Henderson 822, Joe Wilson 320, Fenton Barnes: 306, Arnold Stoakley 302, Louise Dore 292, Jimmie Kennedy 245, Roy Dark, Billie Forsythe 191, Gordon Helm 190. William Fitzpatrick. 13. Joynt, Teacher. First Book Total 535, Honors 401, Pass 267. Marguerite Ingham 505, Billie Har- ris : 501, Louise Lloyd 490, Helen Hammond 483, Billie Scott 474, El - neer Deyell 473, Donald Fitt 470, Vel- ma Ohm 465, Ham Lee 446, Jack Gorbutt 431, Billie Seddon 430, Har- ry Montgomery 429, Agnes Sell 429, Jean Lockridge 425, li rances Robin- son abimson 425, Helen Patterson 424, Betty Groves .412, Dorothy Mellor 411, Jno. Wilson 404, Reggie Collar 399., Geor- ge Johnson 397, Laura Collar 379, Louise Thompson 349, Eleanor Locke ridge 307, Harold Schaus 205, Flor- ence Finley 277,,Joyee Carter 232, *Elva Haines. 208, *Norman Fry 206, *Carl Vanner 187, *Leslie Adair 165, Betty Fitzpatrick 152, *Billie Smith 128. *.Absent P. Johns, Teacher, Priniary Total 370, Honors 280, Pass 220, Carroll Casemore 342, Anne Van- Wyck 340, ICenneth. Jones 338, James Cameron 336, Louise Reid 335, Edna Hogg 330, Harold Hotton 326, Jose- phine VanNortnan 323, David Schaff - ter 821, Jack Hopper 320, Alan Wil- liams 816, Eva Lediet 811, Alvin Sell 311, Eric Schatte 807, Marjorie Cur- rie 304, Margaret Finley 308, Isabella Ross 302, Jack Reid 801, , Jack LepardCar- Grace ter 295, Mary Jane 289 , c Hutchison 283, Prances Durnin 280, Elgin Lackridge 271, Clarence Ohm 265, Lorne Iaattersott 263, Kenneth i3akt.r.`259, ..arry Iowans 258, Igor- Lloyd Henning, a. daughter, pian Mundy 257, Betty Gannett 248, Margaret MacGiliivray 244, Helen Richards 240, Clarence Hamilton 289, Eileen Darlc 234, Isobel MacLean 226, Ethel Vanner 221, Iris 7.'empletnan 211, Doris Finley 210, Grace Small 205, Pat Fitzpatrick 201, Mary Black 200, Edna Haines 198, Buddy Cruick- shank 189, Jack Ludwig 189, Jack Tiffin 166, Norma Brown 125, Ever- ett Hammond 89, Absent , in December -Betty Gan- nett, Mary Black, Jack Tiffin. Absent in January -Ethel Varner, Norma l3rown, Edna Haines, Claren- ce Hamilton. A. G. Williamson,' Teacher. S. S. No. 1, Turnberry Pupils were examined in Lit., Hyg., Gram, and Hist, Numbers are per cent: of total; Sr; IV -Dean Gibson 70, Reita Kit- chen 57, *Wesley Newton 52, Myrtle Montgomery .44, Jr IV -Laura Newton 58, 'kJean Snell 39. Sr. III -Jack Millar 53, Fned Mont- gomery 45, Jr. III -Marguerite Nicholson . 61, *Vernon Snell 30. II -In Lit,, Hyg., and Gram. -*J. Griffith 39, Gordon Sanderson 31. I -In Lit and Hyg.-Olive Newton 62, Mildred Griffith 29. Pr. In Spelling and Arith.-Billy Adams 96, Cecil Sanderson 92, . Geor- ge Nicholson 76. No. on roll 17; ay. att. 15,3. 4 -absent from some of the exam- inations. Bessie Lane, Teacher. U. S. S. No. 12, Culross (Belmore) Report for month of January. V Class-Etoile; Casemore 59. , Sr. IV -Elmer • Ballagh 79, Mar- jorie Herd 6,?/ Jean Herd 61, Stewart Johann 45. Sr. III -Edna Johann 74, Vera Jo- hann 72, Margaret Abram 65. Sr. II Alba. Stokes 87, Wilfrid Jo- hann 68, AllanHaskins 58. Jr. II--Biii Abram 71, Mattie Ken- nedy 60. Sr. Primer -Mary . Kelly 60, Made- line Casemore 53. Jr: ,Primer -Edith Haskins, Mary Abram, Wesley Abram. • James Weishar, Teacher. S. S. No. 7, Morris For month of January. Sr.'. IV -7 -Ferrol Higgins 82, Bert Hastings 43, Helen Edgar 88, Win nifred Edgar 35. Jr. IV -Mary Scott 44, Irlma Case - more 44, Frances Edgar 39, Bernard Thomas 36, Paul Hastings 27. Sr. III_Margaret Coulter 83, King Hastings .65, Margaret Higgins 64, Laura Hopper 60, Charlie Higgins 50. Sr. II -Harvey Edgar 78, Harold McCallum 76, Jack Higgins 54, Ruby Casemore 48. Names_ in order of merit. Jr. II -Alvin Higgins, Stewart Amn- ent, CIarence Gulley, Evelyn Scott (ab.), Laving Scott (ab.) • Jr. I --June Burke, Arthur Edgar, Jim Casemore. Sr. 'Pr. Maxine Thompson, Calvin Burke. Jr, Pr. -Charlie Procter, Margaret Haines, Charlie Campbell, Billie El- ston, Bernice Thompson, Jimmie Gol- ley. No. on roll 34, ay. att. 28. Helen M. Mulvey, Teacher, S. S. No. 8 The following pupils were examin- ed in Spelling, Geography, History, Literature, Writing and Reading. Pass 60%, Honors 75. Jr. IV-Elain Radford 77, Edna El- liott 67, Sr. III -Kenneth Sinnamon 60, Laurain l3eninger 56, Jr. ILI-Jeannette Beninge.r 60, Margaret McMichael 58, Glen Senna mon 34. Sr; II -Billie Elliott' 80, Mary Sin- namon 63. Jr. II -Lloyd Elliott 53. I - Names orderof m N cs inmerit-Grace Hogg, Melba Radford, Reatha Sinna mon, Pearl Walker, Helen Walker, Dorothy Elliott, Alma Beninger( ;ab,) G. Ireland, Teacher, 6. S. No. 9, East Wawanosh Class V -Examined in all their sub- jects-Gertrude ub-jects--Gertrude Arbuckle-Lat, P, Fr, P, Alg, II, Comp. III, Lit, III, B. Hist. F, 13ot. I,: Art I, Geog. II; l Donelda Johnston-- =Lat. P, Fr. I , Alg. I, Comp. P, Lit. P, 13. Hist, F, Bot. P, Art III, Geog, I. n l C It e 69, Jr, IV -Ronald au esLuella a Kerr 65, Edith Arbuckle 61,, George Carter 61. Sr. II -Billy Johnston 66, Jr. II -Ariel Johnston 82, Lenore Wellings 71. Prinier---Howard Walker 77, Ken- neth Johnston 70. No. ort roll 11, ay. att, 10.7. Elsie Doubledee, Teacher, BIRTHS Henning - Lai Turtaberr Thur lg' Yr on 5 day, Sanitary 29th, to Mr, and Mrs, WINGHA.M ADVANCI4,1-TIME8 THE PH1LALETHA CLASS MEETS The regular monthly meeting of the Philalethe Bible Class of the United Church Sunday School was held 'on Tuesday evening last at the home of Mrs, D. A. Rann, with a splendid at tendance. The meeting was in charge of Miss Phyllis Johns, and was open cd with the singing of a hymn, fol- lowed by the Lord's Prayer, Mrs. W. Finch read the scripture lession and gave the discussion, which was very instructive. Miss Ham- mond then favored the gathering with a selection on the Hawaiian guitar, which was much enjoyed. The topic for the evening was "Etiquette:', Each of the girls was given a question and the discussion following proved very interesting. The nominating committee present- ed the following` list of officers for the coining year: President, Mrs., R. A. Coutts; first vice, Mrs. Charles Lloyd; second vice, Miss G. Robert- son; third vice, Mrs. J. H. McKay; secretary, Mrs. W, H. French; treas- urer, Mrs: W. J. Adams, pianist, Miss Hazel Brandon. At the conclusion of the meeting refreshments were served and the. meeting was then brought to a close by repeating the Mizpah benediction. EARNINGS ONLY SLIGHTLY UNDER PREVIOUS YEAR The Dominion Bank Presents Six- tieth Annual Statement of Meeting of Shareholders The Sixtieth Annual Statement of the Dominion Bank which was pre- sented to the Shareholders at the An- nual Meeting in Toronto on Wednes- day shows that the business of the Bank was well maintained. during, 1930, notwithstanding the difficulties which the last year presented to gen- eral trade. The figures show that the bank is in a particularly st?ong liquid posi- tion. In ratio to Public Liabilities, Cash Assets and "Immediately Avail- able Assets are ,higher: than a year ago, being 21 per cent. and 53.50 per oent. respectively. Deposits have been exceptionally. well maintained. The total at the end of the Bank's year was $107,432,406. Deposits bearing interest are less than $1;500,000 under those o'f'a year ago, or under 2 per cent. • During 1930 there was a smaller demand for commercial loans, but the Bank's figures of $64,804,522 show only a moderate decrease of 12 per cent. less than for the year 1929. r During the year investments in Do- minion, Provincial and. Municipal bonds and debentures increased from $19,841,000 to .$21,673,000: or nearly $2,000,000. In view of the reduction in general business in Canada in 1930 as com- pared with 1929 it is interesting to note that the. Bank's Net Profits . at $1,409,747, were only $113,000 below the previous year when they were the highest in the Bank's history. After distributing approximately $910,000 in. the form of dividends and a bonus to shareholders, providing $180,000 for taxation, and a contribution of $50,- 000 to Officers' Pension Fund, $200,- .000 has been written off Bank Prem- ises Account, and $444,000 carried forward in Profit and Loss Account, an increase over the previous year's figures of $70,000. Capital, Reserve Fund and Undivid- ed Profits now total $16,444,219. ST. HELENS A sleeting of the St. Helen's. Beef. Ring will be heldin the Community Hall on. Tuesday afternoon, February 10th, at 2 o'clock, A11 those interest- ed are urged to attend. ASI-I.FIELD Sorry to hear that Muriel Farrish, second g s . daughter of Mr, and Mrs K, Farrish, has been under the doctor's care for a couple of weeks owing to an abscess on one of her limbs below the knee. Mr. John Webster, from the West, who is visiting his mother, Mrs. D. K.e ter of Lucknow,s W bs pent Thursday at the home of the tatter's daft hter Mrs,W. G. Reed. _ g W Mr. and Mrs. Harry Hackett enter- tained their neighbors' to a party on Wednesday night,reporta All splen- did 1 did titre. Miss Pollock teacher at Scott's school, 10th con., spent the week -end at the parsonage with Rev, Mr, and Mrs. Taverner, . Miss Pearl Finnigan of Dungannon, spent a few days with Mrs, Clifford Hackett. ' Mr, and Mrs. Joe Helm spent L -few days with -their son, Tort, In Guelph. Mr, Alvin Sherwood of Wilkie, Sask., IS spending a few weeks with her gra tdparents, Mr, and Mrs. Stun She ood, and other rala1h es, M1. Evening antes on "Any- one" (station-torstation) calls begin at 7 p.m. Night rates begin at 8.30 p.m. - "Hello mother - yes, I'm feeling fine - yes, we wotz . . . I scored two goals:" It has come to be a habit with Fred to call his mother by Long Distance after every game. For mother is all alone and she worries about him . ever since Fred's chum had his leg broken in a game early in the season. The cost is a mere trifle, for, the low night rates are always in effect after the game - they begin at 8.30 p.m, And it makes a pleasant break in mother's quiet life . and. gives her some news to tell her friends. Long Distance is now quick and dependable. ` In most cases the connection • is established while you hold the line. Evening and night rates are ; particularly inex- pensive. In fact night rates are little more than half of the day rates. Mrs. John Emmerson, near Kin lough, spent a few days this week with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Ralph Nixon, 10th con. EASY FOR TIM - To the Editur 'av all thim Wingham paypers. Deer Sur:- Wan noight lasht wake, whin the missus wus achross the shtrate givin some ixpirt advoice about how to rare childer, an that young shpalpane av a Sammy Hill wus out on a snow shoo- in parthy, the bye, Sandy Banks, an mesilf wus afther havin a good tonne "Tings that are aquelto the -same ting are aquel,to wan another." Shure 'twas a thrue wurrud yer taicher said whin he tould ye that, but, faith;- I cudden't quoite belave in it at fursht." Just thin we heered the •missuis at the dure, so -the niaytin adjurned. as follows:.: Road construtcion, $15,- 688.92; road maintenance, $88,174:90 bridge construtcion $1,782.37; .urban municipalities $11,275,00; machinery and repairs $14,218:94; superintend- ence $5,380:23; county bridges, $1,350- .59; purchase of . gravel pits $672.75. Yours till nixt wake, Motions The warden was appointed to sign' all orders for 1930 not signed by the past tilmrden on motion of J. M. Eck - JANUARY SESSION ert and Id. Armstrong . A motion of M. Armstrong, secon- (Continued from page 1) ded by George Elliott, that a grant Jan McLeod, Agricultural Rcpre- of $100 be made to each Agricultural sentative, outlined the work for the a Society holding a Fall Fair and also coming season. a garnt of $100 be made to each Ag - Timothy Hay. COUNTY COUNCIL all be oursilves. Sandy is a good Dr. 5. IL Field, inspector of Public , ricultural Society holding a Spring shtiddy bye, and will be a shmart man Schools for East Huron, addressed Fair was sent to the Executive Cote some day, but young Sammy Hill will the council. He said that owing to tnittee, be sorry in years to come that he the Department of Education taking A. J. Goldthorpe and W. J. Stew- neglickted his lessons; to shpind his over the work of their offices, the art moved that the boundary road toime wid the girruls. insPectors were not now under the between West Wawanosh and Col- Sandy said he wanted to ask me a necessity of reporting to the County borne; commencing at Road No. 25 question. He said wan av the taichers Council: But bot hhe and Inspector wrest of Auburn to Road. No, 27 at up at the Hoigh School had asked all Beacom . were willing to make a re- the Nile be taken over by the County the byes an girruls to foind out all port if it was the wish of the council. Good Roads. System: Referred to they cud about what that German The Province now pays their salaries, Good Roads Committee. fellah, Einstein, calls "ri.elativity.' ' It was moved by Mr. Geiger and Moved by Owen Geiger and .L H. "Shure, that's an aisy wan," sez I, 'Mr. Armstrong that the inspectors be Rader that a grant of twenty-five dol - "an I am surproised that the taichers asked to report to council, and car- liars be made to the Hensall Seed cudden't tell ye about it tltilnselves. ried. ;Show to be held in Hensall on Feb, In the ould days we used to shpakc Tr/sere-her l eernrn of West Huron127th this year. -Referred to Execu av our "relashuns," :niainin our cons- also spoke, particularly with refer- e Live Committee. ins an uncles an aunts, an all the once to the present method of dis-� Appoint Trustee resht av thim, but at prisint we musht call thiel our "rilatives" if we want to be in good. forrum, an that's theham which had not been receiving , be appointed trustee of Seaforth Col. way the wurrud "rilativity" got grants but there would not be much J legiate Institute. -Carried. • shtarted in the fursht place. Whin ye difference in those towns receiving 1 Moved by Wilmot Haake and Wm. see twa t.ings wid a resimblance to before. 'Mr. Beacom gave examples I, Stewart that Goderich Township aich other that's what is called rile of the working out of the new vs - ;be paidfor gravel taken from town tem, iship pit at 13ei niller road. -Referred. At the conclusion of Mr. Beacom's i to Good Roads Committee. address the council adjourned on mo- 1 Moved by Owen Geiger, seconded tion of Messrs. McNabb and Geiger. by J. McNabb, that navies of all a ..' Afternoon Session • plicants reOld Age Pension must be The council met in the afternoon handed in through the reeve of the at 2 o'clock, A communication was municipality concerned, fully filled co out according read from Mrs. Ellen Mazer regard- ding to the warding of the erg her pension which was referred covering this matter, the coni- to the Old Age Pension Committee.tnittee to meet at each session of the C A, Robertson, LVL, L A,, was ask- Thisthe 'motion occasioned a lively dis- ertson spoke principally regarding cussion and when the vote was taken. the new act with a�eferenc.o, to the the mover and seconded were the on Roads Commission. ly one voting in favor, Petition Presented (Continued Next Week) A petition was presented signed by Robert J. Scott, Nelson: Hill, William Watson and 80 others regarding the placing . on the county roads system a certain portion of the boundary line between Colborne and West Wawa- nosh, from Nile to Robert Medd's, about five miles. A petition also regarding keeping roads open this winter from BayfieldWhat Are You DoIng to Goderich and from Br'ucefield to Bayfield, was signed by W. T. Haw - kips, Clinton; Nelson Bali, Clinton Don McKenzie, Bayfield Road; Geo. E. Greenslade, Goderich township; A. E. Erwin, Bayfield, and about 100 'others along these roads and in the towns of Clinton and Goderich. Both these peitions were referred to tit Good Roads Commission. 19;k0 lits; Iltttit'Ctt eat 111 r, et dtttirrrs1� thin i93`ti' s' o d is w b t' f 1 1 ld 1 l Moved" by VV' P Thompson and tel u son a grants �� is i wou to p' ' towns such as Goderich. and Wing - 'John M. Eckert that Mn H. Stewart tivity. Fer inshtance, because ye look loike yer ould grandad that shows yer rilativity to him. That's' what ye moiglit call rilativity av blood, so to shpake. Thin, av coorse, we hey poli - tickle rilativity, loike what exists be- twane them Grits an U.F,O.'s, Thin I soshul is what ye moig h. t call sos aul rilativity whin two fellahs differ about mosso iviryting, but shtay good frinds troo it all, loike Sandy Banks ail me- silf fer inshtatice, arr large Shpotton an that young shpalpane av a Mit- chell Hepburn, Bad 'cess to him! Mosht av all we ixpicict to foind some rilativity betwane schools alt eddica shun, an Parleymint an shtatesmen ship, but 'tis a quare wurruld, an we do be often dishappointed. Thin, av coorse, ivirbody knows about the rilativity av tings we ate. Canted bafe an cabbidge, fer inshtan- ce, arr haze wid froid eggs, arr buck- whate'pancakes an maple syrup, arr pertaties an buttlierntilk,:arr tay an toasht, Yes, me bye, ye will foind the wur-. ruld full av rilativity; an, Shure, Mish- ter Einstein, wasn't the fursht fellate to disheover it. 'Tis loike whin ye take aff the dish cover from the per- tatie 'dish at the table thin ye dish - cover what the nzissus has.. ferdin- ner. The pertaties wus theer all the time, only ye cudden't see thitn, tin didn't know whether they wus'baked, arr froied, art cratned, ars biled wid i In skins on, arr tiff, LOST -LADIES' WRIST 'WATCH On Sunday, Feb. ist, somewhere between Lepard's Hotel and Lower Winghatn. Finder kindly notify the Advance -Times office. For That Joint Rub in Joint-Base-tttb it itt good.- penetrates. ood-penetrates. Do it to -night ---an the tnorning you'll say---"'l� eels better al- ready.' Joint -Ease is a real help to in. flamed, painful or swollen joints -it acts swiftly. Guaranteed" by all deli gist!,a-,w;. eneroustu ,. . t g: ?; be li0 cents--na<tde t z C'xtlati it