The Wingham Advance Times, 1933-04-06, Page 5Thursday, April 6th, 1933
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THE, WINGHAM ADVANCE -TIMES
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A New Thrill
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OF
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"SMILES OF COMFORT
MILES OF WEAR."
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BELMORE
THE FIRE OF 1933
We all •enjoyed. Mr, Red Clover's
poem,
And'wonder if he is a school boy,
Or man fully grown.
When talking of fire Belgrave isn't
alone.
The chopping mill that stood in the
middle of town
In about an .hour's time was burnt
right down.
Por Just as we sat Thursday eating
our dinner,
The call came to each, both the saint
and the sinner.
They carne from all quarters,
Some short and some tall,
When they got there at last
Were not needed at all.
Now, this is• the third fire right on
the same spot,
And those living near have sometimes
been quite hot.
We were not lucky like Belgrave
For the house that sold brandy
Came to grief as we had no Charles,
Herb or Sandy.
And we have no Dave Armstrong
Or no Billy Cole, .but we have a Bill
Abram,
That ain't a bad soul.
And we have no George Fowler
And no Ackey Bruce,
But give our men a chance,and they
can work like the deuce.
They phoned o'er .to Mildmay,
The preacher game too,
To .see what good work
His brave firemen could do.
They soon busy and unloosened the
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inose,
And those two chaps at the lrel'rit
never thought of their toes,
Mr. Johnston came also to 'give his
men a good pot
l3ut like many another
He lrad on his good hat,
We were all pleased to see them
And they came. at top . speed,
For when you get a good scare,
Those; are the men ,thati you need.
Now we are so thankful
Thatthe high .Wind ,that day
Kept' clear of the village.
And went tip the highway.
We all that night would of
bereft,
And nothing, no nothing but the
righteous be left,
When we read of earthquakes
Way off in other lands,
We forget . our Petty trials
And start and •make new plans,
We try to be more friendly toward
oar fellow -men,
But when the excitement's over
We just start and sin again.
We sympathize with Belgrave
In the losing of their store,
For ours just met the same fate
And we miss it mare and more,
Yet we havegot our grand old church
and a preacher good and true,;
With the Lind hand of I'roviilence
We hope we'll all pull through.
Yellow Clover.
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ROBBERS ARE
STILL AT LARGE
The two bandits •who attempted to
rob the Canadian Bank of Commerce
at Ilderton on Wednesday morning
of last week have not been appre-
hended as yet. The car in which they
made their •escape was found about
a mile from the scene of the attempt-
ed robbery, hidden behind a barn.
During the hold-up the Manager,
Harry M. Porteous, was seriously
wounded and was removed to St. Jo-
seph's Hospital, . London, where he
still lies in a serious condition. •
Lloyd Denning, the teller, was also
wounded in the gun fight at the bank
ilbut not seriously so.
It is believed that one of the ban-
dits was wounded by a shot from
Denning's revolver.
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Cambridge Win Rowing Classic
The 85th rowing of the inter-var-
sity boat race, held at Putney -on-
Thames Saturday, was won by Cam-
bridge when they crossed the line
two and one-half lengths ahead of
Ithe Oxford crew. This is the tenth
consecutive victory for Cambridge.
lThe time was slow, being 20 minutes
and 67' seconds.
1Penny Bank Report
The Penny Bank report for Janu-
Iary and February is very encourag-
ing. It shows that the deposits from
the local school at the end of Febru-
ary were $1939.96 as compared with
$1956.06 at the end of February last
year. The percentage number of pu-
pils depositing is 44% and in this
regard our school stands 25th out of
427 schools that deposit.
-What Are the Prospects?
'With Spring here, it won't be bong
mail outdoor games will be in full
swing again. Now is the proper time
to get these games properly organiz-
ed and arrangements made for the
summer activities. Last year the
baseball team made a creditable
showing and many would like to see.
them in aeticn again this summer,
The Softball league did not wind up
as harmoniously as it might have, but
nevertheless,, the teams were playing
top-notch games, and provided a lot
of excitement for the local fans. If
hese games are going to be enjoyed
his summer, better start preparing
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CHICK TARTE `.
Already again this year repeat orders are coming 'in—a sure
sign that buyers are satisfied, Feeders are more enthusiastic thanever over the results,they are getting from' Rose Brand Chick Start-
er—one well known exhibitor states HE NEVER HAD CHICKS
DO AS WELL. Another well known .poultryman has already re-
ceived his third shipment—many others their second—there is no
doubt about it REPEAT ORDERS CERT'AINL'Y MEAN SATIS-
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parade at the Ontario Laying Contest 1932 anti ask for
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Dealers—,R. '. H.UESTON & SON, CORM.
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1 LIFE'S SCRAP -BOOK
"He that upon a true principle
lives, without any disquiet of thought
may be said to be happy."—L'Es-,
trange.
"Happiness and comfort stream
immediately from God Himself, as
light issues ' from the sun; . , ' ." --
Augh cy.
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"I met, your husband yesterday,'
but he didn't see me." •
"I know. He told inc.",
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"Happin;ess is no other than sound-
ness and perfection of mind. —Ar-
ttnintts.
*"-nu traverse the world in search
of haptneess which'i
' s within the
reach of every man; a contented mind
confers it oh all."..1orace,
Remember; The • happiness that
Robert Louis Stevenson found hi
small things,
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS
All persons having claims against
the estate of Robert Dodds, late of
the Township of Hoick in the
County of Huron, Farmer, deceased,
who died on .or about the 'eighteenth
day of March, A.D. 1933, are notified
to send to J, P1, Crawford; Wing_
ham, Ontario, on. or. before the twen-
ty-fourth day of April, A.D. 1033, full
particulars of their claims in writ-
ing, Immediately after the said twen-
ty-fourth day .of April, 1933, the as-
sets of the •said testator will: he. ells
tribitted; amongst the' parties entitled
thereto, . having regard only to the
claims of which the Executors shall
then have notice.
:DATED at Wingham, this fifth day
of April, A.D.1933.
J. H. C.RAWFORD;
Wingham, Ontario.
Solicitor for the_Executor•s;
BORN
JONES ---At Clinteii, on Sunday, Ap 'ao
til 2nd, •to Mr.and' Mrs, Morgan i
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"Tommy's girl is no chicken,"
"No; she's a goose if she marries
him!"
"Doris thinks no man is good en-
ough for her—she May be right."
"Gro—she may be left."
Little Charlie—"You look very tir-
ed, mother,"
Mother—"So tired, dear, that I feel
I cannot move hand or foot."
Little Charlie—"Then I want to
tell you I've eaten most of the straw-
berry jam,"
•
"Mose, can you explain wireless
telegraphy to me?"
"Yessulr, it's like dis. Ef you had
a long, long hound dawg, an' h
stretched from `Cincinnaty to Cleve
land, and you stepped on this tail i
Cincinnaty he would howl in Cleve-
land. Dat am tlegraphy. Only i
wiahless you does de same thing
without de dawg."
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Gunn, the big -game hunter, was
telling his stay -at -hone wife all about
his encounter with the Bengal tiger,
and how he had finally shot it.
"Yes," he wound up, "it was a case
of the tiger or myself." .
She looked up at him proudly. "I'ni
so glad it Was the tiger,' 'she replied
I sweetly, "otherwise we wouldn't have
'had this lovely rug."
A schoolgirl was asked to write an
essay on motor cars which was to
consist of two hundred and twenty
words.
This is urhat she produced: "My
uncle bought a motor car, He and
father were riding in the country and
it broke down going uphill. I think
this is about twenty words. The
other two hundred are what uncle
said as they were walking back to
town. But my father told me I roust
not write therm•"
A vicar who had a nice orchard at-
tached to 'his vicarage was rather
perturbed when he learned that sol-
diers were corning to camp in the
field close by. He put a card against
one of the trees with the inscription:
"Please clo not touch the apples.
We want them for the Harvest Fes-
tival."
The soldiers arrived, and the next
doyou need
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day when he went to the orchard' he
found that all the fruit had been
stripped from the trees. The card
had been reversed, and the following
substituted for what he had written:
"All is safely garnered in, ere the.
winter storms begin."
"Has that poet ever had anything
published?"
r "Oh, yes. The newspaper published
the poems he wrote to a girl who
sued him for breach of promise."
Two men attended a village church
1 ca for which the tickets were a shill-
ing each. The profits were to go to-
ward providing comforts for the ag-
ed poor of the village.
Brown, after accounting for four
cups of tea, a dozen sandwiches, three
plates of bread and butter, give jam
tarts and four buns, was passing his
cup for the fifth time, when he turn-
ed to his companion, who was also
doing well, and said: "I think every-
one should encourage a thing of this
sort—it's for such a good cause."
Mr. Plane: "Don't you think it is
about time baby learned to say 'pa-
pa?"
Mrs. Plane: "Oh,- no; I' don't in-
tend to tell him who you are until
he becomes a little stronger."
be taken out and given ten minutes fed:
in which to +change his mind. 1 "And what conclusion
'When the time was up the roan come to?"
was brought in again and asked if he I "That he could not drill one duck,
had altered his opinion. He replied sir," was the quick, if somewhat as
in. the affirmative, and was then ask -1 tonishing reply.
have
you
Pat was buying a clock,
"This," said the persuasive assist-
ant, "is an eight-day dock."
Pat scratched his head in wonder-
rnent.
"What be an Light -day clock, mis-
ter?" he asked.
"One that will go eight days with- Ei
out needing winding," explained the l"
assistant,
"I3egorrah," smiled the Irishman,
"how long would it go if you wound
it?"
In a 'quiet country town a coin- El traveller catered the general rp.
store, Going through to the parlor•
at the back, he came upon the prop-
rietor and a friend engaged in a game
of checkers.
"Mr, ,Jones," he said "there •are
two customers in the shop."
Jones did not raise his eyes 'front
the board. He merely nodded and ,s,t
Whispered; "That's all right. • Keep rigi
quiet and they'll 'go away again:" f�ql
r\ young corporal was drilling
snipe men when one of then- stepped'
out from the ranks andremarked in
an angry voice; "You couldn't drill
a company of ducksl"
Nett morning he was brought be-
fore the colonel, Who ordered him to
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Turtle For Two.
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'The turtle was "in clover" when thiswas and
2 "in the soup" shortly after. The background study ha taken,
and white is provided by the Misses Marion Webster and Helea.
MacKay, of Montreal, on board the Canadian. Pacific liner "Empress
of Britain", in which they •cruised around the world. The turtle, like
many other rare and exotic delicacies consumed by four hundred
Tassengers during their 30,000 mile cruise, only went part way.
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