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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Seaforth News, 1945-12-06, Page 6SPANISH FOREIGN MINISTER 1 HORi2ONTAL Answer to Previous Puzzle storm -god, 1,6 Pictured C L A R" c. R • N c O 6 Taunt. Spanish R 1 2 R �V ®TT E R U 8 Crams foreign EN ''I%D E B 7 e©7 CH R D Crimson, minister, Gen, WED' . A R O OKAYS 9 Declare, Francisco E T.r • S R 10 Require, pnA 11 Pointed Shat$. - "-" W A N E S t. art i OEND 12 Small candle. 12 Javanese " q R `DON FEUR 15 Compound. skunk. REL N O- 8 F 0 R T Y ether. 13 Before, O S D ',,,,N 'l 17 Chaos. 14 Withered. ,���� 19 Mountain 16 To reward. R E N O V' E �RIG`", E O nymphs. 17 Compass point 1 N E" L NM C R OSS 24 21e is foreign 16 Those who 07 TR 1©©© K E A T S minister of dose. 20 Piebald, 37 Symbol for (prefix). 28 Eldest. 21 Footed vase, samarium, 54 Indian gunny 32 Synovial sae. 22 Dot again. 39 Home of cloth. 33 Golf coursed. 23 Grafted (her.). Abraham. 56 Has ascended. 34 Mend, 24 Persian weight 40 Ells English 57,58 Ile 36 Realize,. 25'Us.(abbrJ, succeeded 37 One who 26 Chinese 41 Colima, — -. spares. measure, 43 Harvests. 38 Stone worker, 27 Universal 45 Remunerate, VERTICAL 42 Aromatic herb language, 48 Small vessels 1 Third sign of 44 Poker stake, 29 Mass of butter. for heating the zodiac. 46 Singing voice. 80 Symbol for liquids, 2 Odorous, 47 Biblical strontium. 49 Upper house 3 One who pronoun. 31 Paid notice. of Congress. attends a 48 Beige. 32 Bag (abbr.). 51 French article. meeting. 50 Greek letter, 34 Road (abbr.), 52 City in Egypt. 4 Taro root. 55 Any, 35 Isaiah (abbr.). 53 Countei 5 Babylonian 56 Like, CROSSTOWN By Roland Coe 1)----'4*":"r-r- -\\\*- t 2w s f tA f11 �ff . A r'T�jai ;tom `ro 1(� i‘}ustls y� at. 1ls ts �^�' I ew , ./fjz+ .G -0C,' "Company dismissed! And let's get mita' here before the general. ropes us in on his orders of the day!" Puzzled - No Wonder Lieut. John F. Johnson thought it was mildly amusing when the first of a group of nine replace- ment seamen reported to his auxi- liary ship recently, saluted, and said; "Johnson reporting for duty, sir." When the second man said the same tiling, he was slightly pea- led, and when it happened a third tunehe asked: "Is this a joke?" Johnson No. 3 grinned and answered: If we're a joke there are six more of us behind me, sir!" Ten Johnson on the one ship, The.Anacapa, made her personnel more than 10 per cent Johnson. Too Often A millowner had strong object- ions to granting concessions to his workpeople. One day one of the oldest hands approached him, "I want next Friday off, sir," he said, "What for?" "Well, you see, it's Like this. It's my silver wedding, and me and the, missus is going to have a bit of a do." "Oh, aye" said the employer. "And is this going to happen . every twenty-five years?" Och, Aye "Weal,, Angus," said Donald, "I bear ye've got married?" "Ay, Donald." "An whit kind of wife hae ye got? Can she cook?" "No, I don't think so." "Can she sew?" IITTO ,1 "Then whit can she dol" "Man, Donald, she's a grand singer.' "Ach, mon, ye're daft," said Donald in disgust. 'Widna a can- ary hae been cheaper?'" 'Unkind Reminder Sne was fat and over forty, but she was still kittenish. The young man ,she had corned at the party. was thinking hard for some excuse to escape. At last he murmured, "Do you remember the youngster who used ' to tickle you under the chin at school?" "Oh," she, exclaimed, gushingly, "to that's who you arel" "Oh, no, sr' he, blandly. "That was my father. "If there were five flies on the chair and 1 killed one," the teacher asked the class, "how many would there be left?" "One" answered a voice from the back. "The dead one." SIDE GLANCES By Galbraith SOPS.190 90 NEA 6EtVICE, INC. T. M. a0O, e. G. PAT. OFP. "Oh, mother, there's something in life besides eating— every time he starts realm' getting serious you arrive with what you call the evening snack t" • FUNNY BUSINESS By Hershberger "He's maki:tg a carbon copy!" WTTH MASTERLY SKILL ...Maxwell House Coffee is blended from rare extra -flavor coffees. More people buy Maxwell House than any other brand of coffee in the world. Have you tried it? How to ComalDat itHEUx Al PAIN Rheumatic pains may often be caused by excess uric acid, a blood impurity that should be extracted by the kidneys. If kidneys fail, and excess uric acid remains, it may cause severe discomfort and pain. Treat' rheumatic pains by keeping your kidneys in good condition. Get, and use Dodd's Kidney Pills. Dodd's help your kidneys get rid of trouble -making poisons and excess acids—help you feel better. See what Dodd'a can do for you. 1:1 MUTT AND JEFF— And Can You Peat It? 'Tway a Fisher Piano *AVE INSTALLMENT COLLECTOR! dOW ABOUT A PAYMENT ON YoUR PIANO? BOOK AEREI You NAVEN'T MADE A SINGLE PAYMENT ON 'MAT PIANO Et968 YOU SOT IT $t%!AORTAS AGM WNATS TNATSOT To DO' WITH IT? YOUR COMPANY ADVERTISES "PAY AS You PLAY,E By BUD FISHER tTj Who's Crooked? The scene was the interior of a saloon in the far west, and round the tables were gathered as tough a gang as could be found in the whole of California. The game was fast and 'furious, the stakes were high. Suddenly the dealer flung his cards on the table and threatingly pulled out his six-gun. "Boys;" he shouted, "toe game ain't a straight one! Slippery Sam ain'tplaying the hand I dealt him!" HOLD EVERYTHING PATENT OFFICE s�zs EPP . 1912 4Y NEA a£PVIC5.,00, 1. M. A£a.9 II. PAT.a. "What did you invent?" POP ----Frightens Easily By J. MiLLJAR WATT REG'LAR FELLERS—SORRY, POP �•'`.. „fir �✓ OH, ora / -r0118 REPORT CARD COULDN'T BE WORSE / WHAT MAKES THIS 'TOUGH 18 I TOLD POPPA I WAS BRINGING 11" HOME TODAY, 80 H©'Lt.. NAFTA. 9EE. 1T --GSE. 1-182E YOU ARS, POPPA, :. 1'M SORRS1 OUT CONSIDERING 7H' TIMES -4 HADDA, 1 -IAV K IT— By GENE BYRNES f CENSO€iED 7 CAA5 4( R540ING 45, /fiSTpRY 2 .... 3 4.:..:5 _.. e 9 to I 16 ice;_: 17 IS f9 •': �tt.d , '- ' S a. L 11111' ■ 29 ..'C'... ; 55 36 MI ,J}, �y 41 42. 45 44 ::4 ,, 45 46 47 $" 48 49 So SI ki3`,�s2 .53 ' s4 ss ■ .: s 1/1 58 22 CROSSTOWN By Roland Coe 1)----'4*":"r-r- -\\\*- t 2w s f tA f11 �ff . A r'T�jai ;tom `ro 1(� i‘}ustls y� at. 1ls ts �^�' I ew , ./fjz+ .G -0C,' "Company dismissed! And let's get mita' here before the general. ropes us in on his orders of the day!" Puzzled - No Wonder Lieut. John F. Johnson thought it was mildly amusing when the first of a group of nine replace- ment seamen reported to his auxi- liary ship recently, saluted, and said; "Johnson reporting for duty, sir." When the second man said the same tiling, he was slightly pea- led, and when it happened a third tunehe asked: "Is this a joke?" Johnson No. 3 grinned and answered: If we're a joke there are six more of us behind me, sir!" Ten Johnson on the one ship, The.Anacapa, made her personnel more than 10 per cent Johnson. Too Often A millowner had strong object- ions to granting concessions to his workpeople. One day one of the oldest hands approached him, "I want next Friday off, sir," he said, "What for?" "Well, you see, it's Like this. It's my silver wedding, and me and the, missus is going to have a bit of a do." "Oh, aye" said the employer. "And is this going to happen . every twenty-five years?" Och, Aye "Weal,, Angus," said Donald, "I bear ye've got married?" "Ay, Donald." "An whit kind of wife hae ye got? Can she cook?" "No, I don't think so." "Can she sew?" IITTO ,1 "Then whit can she dol" "Man, Donald, she's a grand singer.' "Ach, mon, ye're daft," said Donald in disgust. 'Widna a can- ary hae been cheaper?'" 'Unkind Reminder Sne was fat and over forty, but she was still kittenish. The young man ,she had corned at the party. was thinking hard for some excuse to escape. At last he murmured, "Do you remember the youngster who used ' to tickle you under the chin at school?" "Oh," she, exclaimed, gushingly, "to that's who you arel" "Oh, no, sr' he, blandly. "That was my father. "If there were five flies on the chair and 1 killed one," the teacher asked the class, "how many would there be left?" "One" answered a voice from the back. "The dead one." SIDE GLANCES By Galbraith SOPS.190 90 NEA 6EtVICE, INC. T. M. a0O, e. G. PAT. OFP. "Oh, mother, there's something in life besides eating— every time he starts realm' getting serious you arrive with what you call the evening snack t" • FUNNY BUSINESS By Hershberger "He's maki:tg a carbon copy!" WTTH MASTERLY SKILL ...Maxwell House Coffee is blended from rare extra -flavor coffees. More people buy Maxwell House than any other brand of coffee in the world. Have you tried it? How to ComalDat itHEUx Al PAIN Rheumatic pains may often be caused by excess uric acid, a blood impurity that should be extracted by the kidneys. If kidneys fail, and excess uric acid remains, it may cause severe discomfort and pain. Treat' rheumatic pains by keeping your kidneys in good condition. Get, and use Dodd's Kidney Pills. Dodd's help your kidneys get rid of trouble -making poisons and excess acids—help you feel better. See what Dodd'a can do for you. 1:1 MUTT AND JEFF— And Can You Peat It? 'Tway a Fisher Piano *AVE INSTALLMENT COLLECTOR! dOW ABOUT A PAYMENT ON YoUR PIANO? BOOK AEREI You NAVEN'T MADE A SINGLE PAYMENT ON 'MAT PIANO Et968 YOU SOT IT $t%!AORTAS AGM WNATS TNATSOT To DO' WITH IT? YOUR COMPANY ADVERTISES "PAY AS You PLAY,E By BUD FISHER tTj Who's Crooked? The scene was the interior of a saloon in the far west, and round the tables were gathered as tough a gang as could be found in the whole of California. The game was fast and 'furious, the stakes were high. Suddenly the dealer flung his cards on the table and threatingly pulled out his six-gun. "Boys;" he shouted, "toe game ain't a straight one! Slippery Sam ain'tplaying the hand I dealt him!" HOLD EVERYTHING PATENT OFFICE s�zs EPP . 1912 4Y NEA a£PVIC5.,00, 1. M. A£a.9 II. PAT.a. "What did you invent?" POP ----Frightens Easily By J. MiLLJAR WATT REG'LAR FELLERS—SORRY, POP �•'`.. „fir �✓ OH, ora / -r0118 REPORT CARD COULDN'T BE WORSE / WHAT MAKES THIS 'TOUGH 18 I TOLD POPPA I WAS BRINGING 11" HOME TODAY, 80 H©'Lt.. NAFTA. 9EE. 1T --GSE. 1-182E YOU ARS, POPPA, :. 1'M SORRS1 OUT CONSIDERING 7H' TIMES -4 HADDA, 1 -IAV K IT— By GENE BYRNES f CENSO€iED 7 CAA5 4( R540ING 45, /fiSTpRY