The Seaforth News, 1944-11-02, Page 6FUNNY BUSINESS
By Hershberger
"He sews the extra attachment is a sneeze bag!"
THE SPORTING THING
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otReturn
to lurNir
The Canadians cane
back.
Back to the beaches
where so many died.
Back to the quiet
cemetery where they
now lie buried.
Through two long years of work-
ing and planning, their determi-
nation to avenge Dieppe never
faltered.
Now, with Victory in Europe in
sight, Canada's Seventh Victory
Loan is our opportunity to prove
that we, like them, know how to
see a job through.
Invest in Victory
BUY
VICTORY
BONDS
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Men who think of tomorrow
Invest in Victory today
ONE day the whistles will blow, sirens shriek
and bells will ring. It will be a day of rejoicing
and a day of thanksgiving. We will have won
our war.
Yes, we will win this war. We know that now.
But the .enemy has not yet surrendered nor has
the fighting ceased. Canada's sons must continue
to wage war on battlefields the world over. Here
at home we, too, must carry on: building the ships
and planes, making the guns and shells, producing
the food on which our fighting men depend. And,
we must continue to help pay for all these things
through our purchase of Victory Bonds.
When V day dawns, when our boys come home,
we all want to be able to hold our heads high-
be able to say, PPT did all I could."
Are you buying all the Victory Bonds you
can? When we lend our money today we hasten
tomorrow's victory.
Men who think of tomorrow invest in
victory today!
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