HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Seaforth News, 1944-07-13, Page 2• FUNNY BUSINESS
"The hired hand finally found a way to keep
being switched off all the time!"
his hat
from
SIDE GLANCES
By Galbraith
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rCOPp. 1941 SY NEA SERVICE INC. T. M. REa. U.& PAT. On,.
"How comforting! They go to sleep at ball games, too!"
THIS CURIOUS WORLD By William II
Ferguson
a'
WISCONSIN
1S KNOWN AS THE.
BANGE.P STATE,
NOT BECAUSE OP
THE ANIMAL'S
PREVALENCE
THERE, BUr
BECAUSE OF THE
WAY MEN WHO
WENT THERE TO
WORK IN EARLY
TIMES SURVIVED
THE FIRST
WINTER. IN
DUGOUTS..
BURROWED INTO
THE C7ROUND
LIKE
BAOG�R HOLES.
1 CORR. 1942 SY NEA SERVICE, SC.
T. M, REC. U. B. PAT. OFF.
a HOW CAN YOU TAKE .4
PRIVATE BATH WHEN YOU'RE.
A SERGEANT?: Asks
FLORENCE J. BARNASKEY,
nickdhoef N. )
4 Alt
ferN
,,49450
WAN
fC
CAMELS
HAVE TONGUES SO TOUGH
THAT THEY CAN rsAT
PR/CWLV /WA 2 C4CTUS,:
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LIFE'S LIKE THAT
By Fred Neher
R<I.".R.. Comildamu Howe r,wmr.a.
"He's been groundedfor two days."
"Remember how you fellows laughed when I used to ask for a shave
a couple of years ago? I brought this all the way from China so
you could see it!"
E , 9S IT UR AUTO ° A11KE AM
the oift -sr f men who think of t
orrow
P
MEAL PLANNING AND MEAL BUYING will be a cheer instead of a chore when
groceries on wheels rush Fresh Foods to the housewife's doors Spotless, glass -roofed giant trailers,
stopping in every block, will open up one side, creating platform and steps ...
and madam's grocery and meat market is ready for business.
HOUSEKEEPING will become a high and
thrilling adventure when the time comes for
turning airplanes back into refrigerators anal
kitchen sinks. You'll see food -mixers that
almost "think", air conditioners that keep a
house dust -free, and rugs cleaned in a jiffy by
electronic "sweepers'. These and a score of
other household "miracles" are being planned
for you by low WHO THINK Olr TOMORROW!
• But only if we perform our appointed t.asks.
today wi]] there be a to12orrcw to look for-
ward to. There is a war to win first! .. .
• At no time in history have the people of a
nation had so great a responsibility for, the
victory of their armies. It is everyone's war
... everyone's job to keep up production, to
cooperate in salvage and conservation pro-
grams, and above all, to help finance the war
with their dollars by buying and keeping
Victory Bonds and War Savings Certificates.
• Tomorrow is for us all! Let's work for itI
Let us all be. MEN WHO THINK OTs' TOMonaowj
THE HOUSE OF SEAGRAM
All Seagram plants in Canada and the United States are engaged in, the production of high -proof alcohol. High -proof Alcohol for War
is used in the manufacture of Smokeless Powder, SyntIzetic Rubber, Navigation Instruments and many other wartime products,
HOLD EVERYTHING
24,6
�. talila.4 a��AVIOE,-Nio. r. M.REa u. o; PAr. oto
"Here's the mail, dear -an offer
of a swell job from Blotz & Co„
and your draft notice!"
REG'LAR FELLERS—From Pup Tent to—
DARN THESE PUP TENTS,
ANYHOW/ I CAN'T GET THIS
ONE TO STAY UP!
WHY 51-EOULp
I HAFTA ) \ I//i
OKAY /SLE soy.' BEAT
IS! I GOT 'A SCHEME
AS I5 A SCHEME.'
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RBU. n,NI. Cm.. e, 1 i , m . ,
By GENE BYRNES