HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Seaforth News, 1944-06-15, Page 2FUNNY BUSINESS
"Hello, headquarters! We're knocking off for dinner now?"
"Here's the pup you ordered—the parcel post division is saving tires!"
SIDE GLANCES
By Galbraith
PR 1941 09 Nle
Poor Martha — she's been bravely
Ighting for years to modernise
rat husband of hers, but she has-
)) t won yeti"
•
Headache
Nothing is moredepres•
sing than headaches...
Why sufi'er?...Lambly's
,will give instant relief
1 Lambiy's isgood for ear. t4.
lache,toothache,painsin �u9 ,
I back, stomach, bowels. Jleaa. ,,N
''711E ..ASPORTI. O THING ..
ay Z4Na AIRMSTROJiNYa
Hobby Squad
1s
"You'd never guess where I found this swell rock I'm polishing!"
THE SCREEN DOOR
atffgfts
1 _
HEARS CALL =RUM SNOUTS NES SURE HE FURTHER REMARKS ARC -
WITHIN To co4E BACK DID SHUT IT, NE RE- CUT SHORT 0Y FA -
AND SHUT THE SCREEN MEMBERS HEARING THEWS GETTING UP
DDDR, MOSQUITOES 11 BANG OENIND AND SLAMMING 0001
ARE POURING 114 HIM AND— SHUT
GLUYAS WIL
COMES BACK AND •
OPENS DOOR TO SAY
DAD DIDN'T 1-105E lb
GET UP,HE'D HAVE
COME BACK TO SHUT
IT,HEDNLY WANTED
Tb EXPLAIN
411
FAMILY CP.IES FOR THRUSTS HEAD IN A-
PITYS SAKE DON'T GAIN TO REPORT
STAND '549 D005 OPEN.w60ES JUSTH CTAME BACK To
oUT HASTILY 00514E SU
WAS SHURET TIGHTDOOR
leopyr,gh4 ANN', ey rW 8,,94 s eJk�1., Incl
40E1 our, LEAVINer
FAMILY VIGOROUsL.Y
SLAPPING MOS-
QUITOES
7-13
WHERE ALLIED FRONTS ARE CONVERGING
Marino
Alba
Caensa4
AprilioVELLETR
roscati
Vatmnntont
Guarcino
FCronPino •Veroli
Caste
0.2
Nettuno
AL1 6.94 •
;;Lake Fogliano
Below Cistern, tank -led
American troops cut Appian
Way, retreat route of Nazis
from main front. British
forge ahead toward Aprilia
and Rome
Frosinone
.Cermencto
SEZ▪ ZZE asfro de Volsor
• a5 Pr ergo
1io i"!y� vo. Vallccorsa.
*Sannina
Cep rano
cat,
,a.
C;
Amshes ,1?0„
Map shows where the 5th Army has pushed along the Appian Way to
have taken a mile -long stretch of the Appian Way to Rome, and where
a great Allied pincer push from the east has breached the Hitler Line,
which has stymied an Allied advance so many months.
POP—Pop's Got A Lot To Hide
LA M B LYS.
HEADACHE POWDERS„ 194
HOW TO RELIEVE
PILE TORTURE
QUICKLY AND EASILY
11 you are troubled with 110111145
piles or rectal soreness, do not de•
lay treatment and run the risk of
lotting this condition become Miran.
ie. . Any itching or .soreness o:
painful passage of stool is nature's
'warning and proper treatment
should be secured at once.
iJ'or this purpose get a package
at Fiem•Koid from any druggist
and use as directed. This formula
Which is. used Internally 1s a small,
easy to take tablet, will quickly
relieve the Itching and soreness and
aid in heating the sore tender spots.
Hem -hold Ispleasant to use, Is
highly recommended and. It seems
the height of folly for any one to
risk a.painful and chronic, pile eon.
dltion when such a fine remedy,
may be had at such a small cost
lr you try fleet -Reid ane arenot
entirely pleased with the results,
your druggist will gladly return
traur mono-.
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MUST YOLJ B_1 E
A POLJ T
SLIM- i3ArHl NI Cs
7
150 iY Tim eNlSyndic... .
LIFE'S LIKE THAT
By Fred .Nebel'
"Is this his night to howl?"
THIS CURIOUS WORLD
IN l !GLAND .
IT HAS 5E44 FOUND THAT
CHICKENS OFTEN LAY
SOFT-SHEL1c�Q EGGS
FOR A FEW DAYS AFTER
BOMBING RAIDS.
By William
Ferguson
ACH/
SUBMERGE!
EtIN AMERICAN
SOMBER ISS
OVERHEAD.,
NOS 74.
PR,NT
OFA DOG IS AS DtST'1NCTINIR
AND fNDLVIDUAR, AS
THE FINGERPRINTS OP
HUMAN BEINGS. _
SUBMARINES
CAN SINK SAFELY TO
ABOUT WHAT DEPTH
10-t5
ANSWER To approximately 300 feet.
NEXT: 'What to err with old raior blades,
By J. MILLAR WATT
WHY
REG'LAR FELLERS—Party Loyalty
YOU WANT TO Di3AW
OUT ALL THE CLUB$ FtJND4
JIt.4Ml& ?
AFTER ALL, S TI -LINK
WE ORTEIS PLAY ALONG
WITH OUP OWN CROWD
—15
**APO NOW THAT
Wet tsar A VICT'Ry
(BARMEN TN' OLD
t9AM < tib No PLACE'
rata OIJR PUNDs/
By GENE BYRNES
FARMEI?S
AND
PLANTERS'
NATIONAL
OANK
CBT, 1470