The Seaforth News, 1946-11-07, Page 3I r
JUST IN FON 1�.
Casined "Luck
"We'd like to' have you stay to
dinner with us if yoti are content
.to take 'pot -luck,"' said the wife;
cordially.
"You mean 'can -luck' my, dear,"
murmured her husband.
Road Needed
At a meeting of a rural district
council a deputation farmers
asked to be received, They wished
to complain about the state of the.
Main road just outside the village.
They fourid however, that their
arguments did not receive ; very.
good reception. In fact, the mem-
bers of the council objected with
emphasis and much noise.
"Look here," said the chairman,
"the road is fairly good as a
whole."
"Yes," replied the spokesman of
the party, "but we want to use, it
as a road."
HOLD EVERYTHING
wish Pop would let me'quit'
hool_and get into something
\essential!"
Urgent
The insurance office was rt; g up
by .an excited woman.
I want to insure my house,"
sh said. "Can I do it over the
iphcne?"
"I'm afrai, not Per'raps w -'d
better send a man along."
"I've got to do it immediately, I
tell you,' cane the frantic voice
"The place is on fire!"
Full List
Friend—But isn't your son sort
of listless, ^4r. Moneybags?
Mr. Moneybags. —Heavens, • no;
he has a list of blondes, a list of
brunettes, and a list of red heads.
Just Calculate
Walking in the Highlands, a
man found that his watch had stop-
ped, Entering p farmhouse and no-
ticing an old grandfather clock, he
said: "Your clock is surely wrong?"
"Ngething wrong lyj' it," an-
swered the farmer, "It's you that
doesna understood it. When the
wee haun's straight up and the
big. haun's straight door, it strikes
ten; but the richt time's five
o'clock. After that," Ire continued,
"ye've naething to do but calcu-
late."
Have it ready for Christmas—
start now on Pattern 4678, It's a
darling stuffed doll just waiting for
a mother. Doll has 7 -piece ward-
robe in latest style.
The pattern, easy to use, simple
to sew., is tested for fit. Includes
complete illustrated instructions.
Pattern 1673 is available for dolls
18, 20, 22 inches. For individual
yardages see pattern.
Send TWENTY CENTS (20c)
in coins (stamps cannot be ac-
cepted) for this pattern to. room
421, 73 Adelaide St. West, Toronto.''
Print plainly SIZE, NAME, AD-
DRESS, STYLE NUMBER. '
TABLE TALKS
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Dressy Potatoes
Our Good Friend The Potato .
The people who love potatoes,
who could eat thew three times,
a clay and often do' so, are not
much interested in the way they
are prepared,. they like them any-
way. But there are others who
do not have such a love for this
lowly vegetable and get tired of
boiled, baked, mashed, scalloped
and even fried potatoes. 'The home
economists of the Consumer Sec-
tion of the Dominion- Department
of Agriculture offer tested recipes
which will find favcur with all
groups of, potato consumers.
Potatoes, French, Peasant Style
2'/ cups cold cooked potatoes, cut
in 1 -inch cubes
cup bacon fat
13/4 cloves garlic
13/4 tablespoons ' chives or onions,
chopped
1%. tablespoons chopped celery
leaves
1'/ tablespoons flour
aI / cups milk or 3/4 cup stock and
3/4 cup milk
3/4 teaspoon salt
3/4 teaspoon pepper
Saute potatoes in bacon fat until
bt,pwn on all sides. Remove pota-
toes and keep lipt on back of stove
or in warming oven. Crush garlic
with the blade of a knife and fry
in fat with chives or onions, parsley
and celery leaves. Add flour and
gradually blend in milk. Add salt
and pepper and cook over low heat
until the sauce is thick ... about 4
to 6 minutes, stirring constantly.
Add potatoes and reheat. A little
minced ham may be sprinkled over
top of potatoes. Six servings.
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Potatoes in Green Peppers
3 large green. peppers
2 tablespoons fat
2 tablespoons flour
1 cup milk
3/4 teaspoon salt
Dash of pepper
1 cup grated cheese
3 cups diced' cooked potatoes'
Wash peppers, cut in half length-
wise and remove seeds. Parboil,
uncovered, in salted water until ten-
der but not soft, Drain. Melt fat,
add flour and blend well. Add milk
stirring constantly until mixture
thickens. Add salt, pepper and
cheese, Stir until cheese is melted.
Add potatoes and heat over low
heat until hot. Serve in green pep-
per cases. Six'serrings.
Bologna Cups With Hot Potato
Salad
2 cups diced, cooked potato
2 sweet pickles, chopped
1 hard cooked egg, chopped
1 tablespoon chopped onion
2 tablespoons vinegar
Salad dressing to moisten
Salt and pepper
6 slices large bologna
Combine everything but bologna.
Heat in top of double boiler. Do
not remove casing from bologna.
which should be cut a little thicker
than usual, Heat in a little hot fat
in frying pan until edges curl up
to form a cup. Fill with hot potato
salad, garnish with parsley..
Creamed vegetables niay replace
hot potato salad.
Please
"Excuse me, constable," said the
meek -looking little man, "but I've
been waiting here for my wife for
over half an 'tour. Would you be
good enough to order me to move
on."
VOiCE OF THE PRESS
How Very, Very. True
Income, observes a contenipor-
ary,is something you can't`live
within or without.
—St. Thomas Times -Journal.
Avoid Snobbery
Children- must be taught early
not to say snobbish things to the
less fortunate, such as "we live in a
house."
—Edmonton Journal.
Shortage Evidence
The meat shortage in the U.S.
iso more acute than we had been
thinking it was. A Canadian motor-
ing south of the border says he saw
a man chasing a rabbit with the
man two jumps ahead of the dog.
Kitchener Record.
Rich, Man's Toy Again
There has been another boost in
the price of new cars and the situ-
ation is now about where it was
when the century was young. The
automobile is again just a rich
man's toy.
—The New Yorker.
Foot Trouble
A new occupational disease is
forcing itself tipott the attention of
the medical world—picket-line feet.
—Peterborough Exatitiner.
Easy Way Out
From Schenectady conies the
good news of the invention of a
poison gas so powerful that an
ounce of it would kill everybody in
the United States and Canada. If
the human race keeps on trying, it
niay soon succeed in finding a
really easy way to put itself out
of its misery.
—The New Yorker.
Mutual
Optimism, says a contemporary,
is needed for a better world. And a
better world is certainly needed"for
optimism.
—Hamilton Spectator.
Literal
Funny how slang ultimately finds
an honored place in the language.
"No soap!" now means that there
is no soap.
—Ottawa Citizen.
STARTS. WORK IN lU T 2 SECONDS
GENUINE ASPIRIN IS
MARKED THIS WAY
You can't feel your best if your
kidneys aren't working normally.
Gin Pills help give relief from
Backache, Rheumatic Pain and
other symptoms of sluggish kid.
neys. Your druggist sells Gin Pills
on a satisfacuon•or.money-hack
basis.Get a package today—use
proves their merit.
Regular d:e, 40 Pills
Economy site, 80 Pills
(in the 1.L.S. 4. ash foe Gino Pills)
• CANADA'S •
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STANDA6D PIPE TOBACCO
Accident Toll
There were 261,608 deaths on
the battlefield from Pearl Harbor
to v -J Day, During this same pe-
riod 355,000 deaths were caused by
hotiie accidents.
New York, Herald Tirbune,
No Forest Fires
With ' magnificent forests, cen-
turies old, a continual source of
wealth to 'the country, they don't
know what a forest fire is in Swe-
den. ,The people have self-discip-
line, and perhaps they have laws,
too.
— St. Catharines Standard.
Advice to Hunters
On the eve of a new deer hunting
season we can only repeat our an-
nual• warning: never shoot at the
Wild animal while it is lighting a
cigar.
— Winnipeg Tribune.
Discretion
The sun's age is said to be five
billion years. Its long life may be
due to the fact that it never stays
out at night.
— Galt Reporter.
The Good Old Days?
In the good old days our
mothers went to town for butter
and eggs but they did not stay for
the matinee.
—Brandon Sun.
State of The Nation
Suggestions that Alaska be made
the 40th state are causing some
ynical Americans to remark that
it will actually be the 50th. There
are now the 48 shown on the maps,
in addition to the terrible state the
whole' country is in.
—Windsor Star.
Good Suggestion
It is so difficult to get down to
work the day after a long week -end
that often one suggests the aboli-
tion of holidays. But wouldn't it
be more suitable to abolish the day
after the holiday!
—St. Thomas Times -Journal.
Whalers
Tyneside ship repairers are hust-
ling to overhaul whaling ships to
get them ready for departure this
month. in search of oil to augment
Britain'sscanty supply of fats.
The Southern Venturer, ` big
whaling factory ship, is being over-
hauled at South Shields and smaller
whale -catching vessels are at Tyne-
side ports.
Seven whale -catchers in the
Tyne have been taken over by the
Russians—former German ships
taken as prizes during the war.
Growing Pains?
What parents sometimes accept
too readily as mere '`growing pains"
in children may, in fact, be symp-
toms of rheumatic disease. The
Child and Maternal Hygeine divi-
sion of the Department of National
Health and Welfare, Ottawa, Fug-
gests that, if children exhibit signs
of pallor, nervousness and irritabil-
ity, accompanied by static or falling
weight, the family doctor be con-
sulted immediately, as a safety pre-
caution.
"Where d'y'think you're goin' — to a breakfast of malty -rich,
golden -brown Grape -Nuts Flakes?"
the bloodf and other food essentials".
"Grape -Nuts Flakes are good all
right! That's because they're made
of two grains — wheat and malted
barley. And specially blended, baked
and toasted for golden -brown, deli-
cious crispness and easy digestion."
"We'll polish off one of those giant
economy packages."
"8o help me, I am, officer! And
every time I think of that elegant,
nut -like taste of Post's Grape -Nuts
Flakes, my foot just stamps down on
the acceleratorl"
"Well keep goin' then, brother! .And
I']1 tag along for a bowlful myself. On
this job I. need those carbohydrates
for energy; proteins for muscle; phos-
phorus for teeth and bones; iron for
D'J'EVER? (Do these things before winter sets in)
FIX THAT BOTTOM STEP ON THE BASEMENT
STAIRWAY THAT CAUSED ,YOU 50 MUCH TROUBLE
LAST WINTER —
ALL 1 DO IS PILE ON
COAL AND WE'RE
STILL FREEZING
IT '5 THOSE STORM
WINDOWS, I kNEW YOU SHOULD
HAVE FIXED THEM BEFORE
YOU PUT THEM UP
CLEAN OUT THOSE FURNACE PIPES THAT DID YOU
DIRT LAST WINTER —
PLUG UP THOSE CRACKS IN THE STORM
WINDOWS THAT PLAYED HAVOC WITH YOUR COAL
BILL LAST WINTER —
DAWES
DOA JOB ON THAT INSIDE FRONT DOOR THAT HAD
A NASTY HABIT OF SOUEAKINS EVERY TIME YOU
CAME HOME AT 3 A.M. AFTER A POKER GAME
WITH THE BOYS LAST WINTER ?
LACKMORSE BREWERY"
REG'LAR FELLERS—The Nose Knows
15 HE.
A REAL
HONEST -71505H
GENOOWINE.
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JEST TO SHOW YPy
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SNIFF or • MY .POP'S
COAT AN' LET HIM
PROVS 51!
SEE THAT.' HES Hon'
ON TFi' TRAIL! NOW WATCH
14(M LEAD U5 RIGHT, TO MY
POPS OFFICE AN' POPLL 55 SO
DELIGHTED HE'LL PROBERLY
GIVE US A NICKEL EACH!
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