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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Seaforth News, 1927-09-15, Page 2IS HOG GRADING A JOKE? Farmers Must Stick Together if Protective Regulations Are To Be Worth While PACKERS' PROFITS ? "Perhaps it Is not too late yet" con-• eluded Mr.. Morrison, encouragingly, "If farmers v to':produce hogs, and are anxious to keep Canadian bacon up to a high'standard,.thereby developing, a sure end steady demand, will only stick together, and fight hard Enough, the proposals made last April at Ot- tawa will yet he accepted, and the. TT J. P resses Morrison Ex Himself en a Vital Question J+ hacon 1100 wilt command a proper pre - 1 Boit 1n''mium.. .Not only that, but stock yard pre - When Ontario Farmers Have a 'fight preciatted not only t 1t Great eat a , on they always can depend on S. J:' but also in the United States, As buyers, and abattoir mien will be Morrison, .clipg euial secretary ot the long as the i•egttlations were ltvedup forced to turn those premiums over to U.F:O, to do his shareoC the fighting. l to, the Larmera were satiiiad•. With the roan vac) raise the bras, i• stili fighter,' compulsory grading ' and compulsory have confidence in the fighting civali- betcloys toot his bli act WSO011 a fig p men, and the know but he ntalces his t0ows count just the !reporting 'ot details to producers, all tics of our swans e , Y t same, would iutvo been well with the bacon that they have the backing of the Live •hen the editor of this page.ap- industry. Stock Commission Department, oC Cho ea , i withfew "There .are holvevei,' said the tamer's company and of the U.P.O. preached giro last week �tttl a , queries relating to the vexatious hog U.1r.O. secretary signiitcantly, "others gradieg,. question, he Was right on his .1 connected with the tog industry who' toes. • are not producers They do not care Gordon, coven years old, was Lit? Answering the flrstposer as 10 what caused the controversy that has adorn- ed the pages of the farm press, and other papers, during recent weeks, Mr,, Me raison remarked'laeontcally the farmer who has 'tnarketel good bogs, feels that he baa lost something, and he is fighting against the powers that be to get back what he consid- ers to be his own." "You mast remember," . continued Me. Morrison, "Haat some years ago Canada, and particularly Ontario, en- joyed a vigorous campaign that was destined to show the advantages that would accrue to her farriers ie they would only produce a first class bacon hog. Many of our farmers believed in the sound logic of argnmettts used In that campaign. The result was that in many parts of Ontario the thicker: tat typo of frog is practically extinct. A few years ago the payment of a pre- mium on this bacon tyle of bog, known to the trade as 'Selects' pleas- ed cur fanners very much, and they were inclined to market if possible 'Selye ' even though they could bring contest just completed finishes up titer -thicker fatter type to a given weight more economically." "I do not need to tell you" went on Mr. Morrison, "that Canadian farmers during recent years have paid much attention to co-operative marketing. One essential in co-operative market- ing Is a proper grading ot the produce. to be compelled to give definite re- lug bandit, and for some time and Ports on `selects,' .. I thinit It is' not on. been staggering- around as if badly fair to say that tbey are more inter• wounded, without actually toppling tested in the getting of profits than over as a victim of the imaginary httl- they are in improving the quality of lets of his playmates. A neighbor Canadian bacon. . At all events, they found a way of oireumvontitig there guiations. The result has been that few )logs are being sold on a gradeal basis, and the regulations are fast be- coming,a farce. Farnn Notes watching the game. called to him: "Gordon, why don't you fall down?" "I can't," auswered the boy crossly; "I'm net allowed to. If I had on my old paths I'd have been dead long World's Records in Beg Laying.. The Superintendent of the Don -tal- on Experimental Farm at :,Agassiz, ILO., (Mr. E. H. Hicks, B.S.A.) claims several world's records for egg laying Care Necessary In Flaking Apples. In the marketing of apples the har- vesting of the crop le an operation which often receives too llttle'atten- tion. .In many fnstances,.the poor and damaged appearance ot graded and packed apples as Been on the markets CAA be traced to rough handling in at the farm. In order that t1eee the course of pieking, although the claims may be exactly understood the damage may not have been noticeable tor the year 1926 is here official reportat the time. Injury may result from almost verbatim. After saying that lack of supervision, the employment previously 215 eggs per bird was re- of careless pickers, or from the use of garded.as high as could reasonably bo unsuitable receptacles. loofied for, the report continues: "The - A bulletin on "Packing Apples in Barrels and Boxes," distributed by the Publications Branch, Department of Agriculture, Ottawa, stresses the ne- cessity of instructing the pickers in the correct method •ofpicking in or= der to avoid finger bruising and the pulling of the apples, with the spur adhering to the stem, the latter being a frequent cause of skin punctures. Apples should be pulled by using the full hand and giving a combined twist and upward motion to separate from the spur with the stem intact. The regulation picking basket should be properly padded to avoid bruising and should be carried In front of the picker at all times. If unlined wicker baskets, or rough -sided boxes are used, the fruit may be damaged. A sharp blow, or even a skin puncture due to one fruit knocking against the stalk of another, may result in. the testing up of rot which will seriously depreciate the value of the fruit and. make It useless for storage. Oloth bags are not to be recommended as they crush against the lathier, causing wvitll an average of 231 eggs pe bird, that is 106,226 eggs from 460 birds, which is considered to be a world's record. Apart from this sev- eral other world's records were made both as 'to pen production (ten birds to a pen) and from individual birds. The pen that won the contest with a In regard to hogs, it was felt that the score of 3,057.5 points_ established a desired end would be accomplished world's record. The pen which scored mach more speedily, and to an extent , highest for egg production with a that world be a real asset to Canada's total of 2,946 eggs or an average of tog industry if grading were made 294 eggs per bird made a world's re- contpt:lsory.. Last April at .the Do- cord for number of eggs. The Barred mtnicn Swine Conference held in 01- Rock that finished in the lead with a taws a resolution was passed to the total of 409 points with 826 eggs also effect Haat at stock yards and abat- made a world's record for points, all Loire, and wherever necessary, hog breeds. The outstanding record of all, grading should be compulsory, and however, goes to a S. O. White Leg, that all information regarding grades Born belonging to the University of =paid he given in the producers. The British Columbia, namely 351 eggs in object was, of course, to make It cot- 864 daya." Iain that premiums on 'select' hogs Points aro awarded on the following would really reach the pockets of the basis: one point for each egg averag- nten who raised the pigs. ing 24 ounces to the dozen;. one-tenth "Imagine the eurin'ise of our best hog producers when they learned that new regulations, drafted by the Do- minion Department of Agriculture, omitted to provide for compulsory grading, and failed to provide for any repot to the producer. Then an lop of this came a change in the basis of paying premiums on 'selects' which lift the grower very little for the pains he took in trying to improve trade in Canadian bacon. The farmers were' disguested—they felt that they had teen led into trap. They had adopt- ed the breeding types that ware not pan, Nova Scotia, Experimental Farm, really economically' raised, ee 000- should prove valuable, particularly to pared with the typo they produced the dairy farmer, since they indicate years ago. They had done this in the conclusively that skim -milk may be hope t±:at Canada would become faro- marketed through the egg at very re- eds for nor bacon type pigs, and also munorativo prices. The details of the with an eye on the extra price they tests are given in the latest report of on Breeding and Feeding the Market could get for this particular typo. They the superintendent ot the Farm, do not want to do anything tllat will which may be obtained from the P0b- Flog, which may be obtained from the dogrado the quality of Canadian bacon, llentions Branch, Department of Ag- Publications Branch,' Department of riculture, Ottawa. The birds were Agriculture, Ottawa. Ill -balanced ra- tions, injurious substitutes, deficient rations, over and ander feeding, lack of intelligent understanding of nutri- tional requirements generally, all ex- ert a particularly powerful influence during the early growing period, as affecting later development. For in- stance, the demand of the bacon curer is for small well finished, Erne -boned carcasses, with a good proportion of lean and a low proportion of offal. To obtain these the feeding must be cor- rectly carried out all through the de- velopment of . the animal. The use of inferior feeding etuffs,'or the mis- useof suitable foods, will cause other- wise excellent carcasses to turn out practically worthless or to be reduced seriously ht value. When two egotists meet,, it is a case of an for an I. of a point deducted for each ounce that averages lees than 24 to the the fruit to be bruised. dozen; bonus of one-tenth o fa point Feeding Market Hogs. for each ounce of eggs that average A large proportion of pigs marketed more than 24 to the dozen. Eggs fall in one or more respects to com- averagoing more than 27 ounces to ply with the standard required by the dozen are regarded as just aver- either the pork butcher or the bacon aging that number. Eggs averaging curer, a frequent fault being over -tat less than 20 ounces, to the dozen, ex- nese. Often titts is due to unsuitable ceedingly badly shaped eggs, and soft- breeds and breeding, abut live stock shell eggs are not credited. men all admit that feeding, whether Skim -Milk for Laying Henn. It be bad or good, has a very distinct Results of a series of tests carried influence on the quality of the finish - on continually since 1922 at the Nap- ed market animal. In fact some feeders go so far as to claim that pro- per feeding methods are of equal im- portance to correct feeding. In order that hog raisers may have easily available information on proper meth- ods of feeding the Dominion Animal Husbandman has issued a pamphlet and make it lake a lower place than it has had during recent years --0u tate contrary, most 01 them would like to sec it improved. That was why they fed with grain 1n the litter and mash to the hoppers. The grain mixture was made up of 100 pounds of wheat, asked for compuleery grading. They 100 pounds corn and 50 pounds oats, had it vision of Canada being rated at the top of the pork prodeeing areas of the world, ne -far as quality is con- cerned." ".Bat" remarked Mr, Morrison, to a while the mash mixture consisted of 100 pounds bran,* 100 pounds shorts, 100 pounds corn meal, 100 pounds crushed oats, 25 pounds ollcake and 10 pounds charcoal. Two pens of tone that showed his Interest in the birds were used in the experiment. farmer, and a disappointment at the Ona pen was given skim -milk as an . new development, "these regulations extra and for the other pen beef could not be accepted as anything but scrap was added to the mash. Dar- la rebuff. The honest 'hog men of good Ing the five years in which the ex. Intentions °felt that oace more they periment was carried on the skim - had been played for 'suckers: No one milk fed hens showed an annual dares to deny that the old regulations average profit of 23 cents per hen !with a premiumon selects improved more than those' fed beef scrap. It is the type of Canadian hogs in many dig• only fair to assume that the increase tricta, and also resulted in the produc is due to the value of skim -milk as a tion of a class of bacon that was ap- food for hens. i- , Sunday Scholl Lesson to have adhered in part'to Jitdah, But it mist'be remembered that in'several passages it is, distinctly said that one HOW to Write Them tribe only retrained wth Rehoboam Maurice li . Weaeeu Valiance the (See 21 .) example, Chs„ diticulty lies 36,1 nfundamental principle .of business let and almos) Another large number in ter writing. in an article 0n that eith- er almost incredibly largo of met} said to have been gathered for fact appearing in The Outlook. war with Israel, v.' 21. The number "Past of ails" writes Mr. Weseen, �may have been overstated • in the "the eorrespondent who Is to be sue- , s<::.'s records. cessful must have a definite purpose Shemaieh the man of God, appears and must be thoroughly conscious of at the opportune moment as peace- that purpose: He who alma at noth- maker. Ye shall not go up nor fight against. your bre bhren . he said,de- claring to the icing and people the word of God, Semaiath appears sev- eral times irr the story of Relaoboam's- reign in 2'Chron. 11;1 to 12:16. Better —Business ; Letters and Canadian 'Board dem Divided -1 Kings 12: 12-20 Gorden Text—Pride 'goeth before •destructiop, And a haughty 'spirit before a fall -Prov. 16. 18. ANALYSIS. I. EVIL COUNSEL, 1-11. IT. rllo osintercote, 12-20. III. A PEACEMAKER, 22-24. INTRODUCTION, — Solomon began well, but ended badly. His great wealth was his temptation and his ruin. He gave himself over to u, life of luxury, his people were 'heavily taxed to maintain an expensive court, and "his wives turned away his heart after other gods" (11:4). So troubles multiplied for him in his later years. Adversaries ;appearecl both on the nertb and on the south of : his king - diem, :and he lost territory which ]vis father had concb.t•ered•. There was dis- content and incipient rebellion in Israel, and prophets denounced his olly, predicting the division of the kingdom, (See ch. 11.) I. EVIL cone -gam, 1-11.. Rehoboam went to Sh :chem. David had been chosen ]ring in Hebron by the men of Judah, 2 Sam.. 2:3, 4, and after seven years by all Israel, 2 Sam, 5:14, Solomon had -been proclaimed in Jerusalem, ch, 1:32-40. This assembly at Shecheen, an ancient and importantoity in the hill country of Ephraim, must have been due to the discontent of the northern tribes with the rule of Solomon, and with the growing influence and importance of the tribe of ,Judah. It is quite evi- dent vident that the spirit of independence and freedom was still strong in the men of the north. No king's'au'thor- ity could be imposed upon them, but they themselves would choose their king. At+-Shechent. Judah would have no more influence in the matter than any other tribe. • Jeroboam was an 'Ephraimite, who had been a servant of Soloman, and had been employed by him as an' overseer or director of the labor which he required of the people in his great building enterprises, Ch. 11:26-28. He had been 'incited to revolt by a prophet who was displeased with the favor shown by Solomon to the worship of foreign deities brought into Jerusalem by his foreign wives. His disaffection having been discovered he was obliged to flee into. Egypt, from which he now returns at the call of his northern friends. Thy father made our yoke grievous. This was the people's chief complaint. Solomon's expensive court, his many officers and servants, his army, and his building of palaces, fortresses and temples, had put a heavy burden upon them. They had to bear the cost, for while Solomon did add t ohis treasury some gains frem foreign trade, he did not, like David, have in his later :year the spoil and tribute of conquered countries. (See as. •4:7,'26-28; l$ 10.11, 13-18; 6:1, 38; 7:1-3; 9:10-28.) The old men, that stood before Solo- mon,gave good advice. Rehoboam himself' was forty -ane years of age and should have gained some wisdom, He was undone by the evil counsel of the younger men, a fact which, of course, does not prove that old men are always wise, or, that young 'men are necessarily foolish. But foolish temper and evil counsel prevailed. II. THE DISRUPTION, 12-20. The rough words with which Reho- beam answered the people's deputa- tion are, of course, figurative; but to a proud and high-spirited people they Must have been peculiarly offensive. The scorpions (vs. 11 and 14) are de scribed by an ancient Syrian writer as long bags of leather stuffed with sand and armed with spikes. The Ro- mans gave a similar name to a whip the lash of which • was loaded with sharp -edged bits of metal. The prophecy of Abijah (v. 15) will be found in Ch. 11:29-39. The out- break of the people was immediate and decisive. They would be ruled 110 longer by the house of David. The old feud between Judah and the other tribes was revived, Judah alone re- maining faithful to the grandson of. David. The 'pious historian sees in all this the hand of God fulfilling the word of the prophet. The folly of -sending Adoram who was over the tribute, or levy of forced labor, was of a piece with the other acts of the king and his mad coun- selors. His fate at the hands of the enragedmen of Israel might have been anticipated. The king sought safety in flight. -g Sets New Rate `I For Coast Grain Freight Charges Are to Be Equalized With Those Obtaining Eastward Ottawa -The judgment of the Board • ing is pretty sure to hit it. This truth of Railway Commissionere issued applies with special force to letter here, giving the export rate of grain e'riti{ the advantage grain for export eastward to the head of the lakes, as now obtains under the "In order to accomplish his purpose, the correspondent must know his sub- ject, and ho must know it thoroughly. He cannot collect an overdue account or make an adjustment, or handle a request for an extension of credit, un- less he knows the general principles underlying these problems, the gen- eral policy of his firm in dealing with them, and the circumstances of the. particular case that is before him, "Information about the person to be addressed is almost as important as knowledge of the subject itself. The sucooesful correspondent must be a serious student of human nature and of human psychology, He needs to know, in the first place, the character - idles that are common to all men. And, in addition, he should acquire In- fortt?atton"about tate individual whorl he is addressing, his circumstances, his vocatibn, his needs, and his de- sires. "'Promptness in correspondence is one of the beat of credit Mad' Madness builders, In this slogan the National Association of Credit Men has given recognition . to another fundamental principle of business -letter writing. Many firms require that ail letters must ' be acknowledged on the day they are received, whether or not final answer can be made et that time. This requirement is based on an un- derstanding of a fact of human na- ture, namely, that every person likes to receive immediate attention. De- lay is, of course, preferable to hastily constructed letters which fait to ac- complish their purpose and endanger the future welfare of the business. On the other hand, even a good letter will fall short if the person addressed has become enraged through long waiting for a reply. It is well for the correspondent to remember that what seems a mere matter of routine to him often seems .much more Import, A SMART ONE-PIECE FROCK.. The chile gimp icity of this ane - piece frock will appeal at once to the miss or small woman of .discriminat- ing taste vs u smart style for all daytime wear. There' is an inverted plait in the centra front and at each side seam, thus providing for the necessary skirt fulness without sacri- ficing the modish slim lines. The V front ends an two scallops, while the separate vestee has a beooming 0011_ vertibie collar, and the long dart fitted sleeves are finished with shaped cuffs. Patch pockets adorn the front and there is a narrow belt across the back. View A has the veto of con- trasting ontrasting material, while View B is of one material with the edges of the front, pocleete and cuffs effectively:. bound. No. 1549 is in sizes 16, 18' and 20 years. Size 18 (86 bust) re- quires. Baa yards 89404material, or. 271 yards 54-incla Price 20 cents the pattern. The secret of distinctive dress lies in good taste rather than a lavish ex- penditure of money. Every woman should want to make her own clothes, andthe home dr'easntaker will find the designs illustrated in our new Fa- shion Book to be practical and simple, yet maintaining the epirit of the mode of the moment. Price of the 'book 10, cents the copy. HOW TO ORDER PATTERNS. Write, your name and address plain- ly, giving number and siz, of such patterns as you want. Enclose 20c in stamps or coin (coin preferred;. wrap it carefully)' for each number and address your order to Pattern Dept.,. Wilson ,Publishing Co., 78 West Ade- laide St., Toronto, Patterns sent by return mail. Grocer—"My son--tbe one that used to help me in the shop here has gone in for boxing. Won a championship, too!" Customer—"Aye, I remember him. I suppose he'll have won the light -weight championship?" III. A i'nkesYcASER, 21-24, The tribe of Benjamin, whose terri- tory lay just to the north of Judah and bordered upon Jerusalem, seems Crows Nest Pass aggid reement, and al ordering a reduction on grain Tates' from head of the lakes .ports eastward. is expected by railway °facials to re suit lea very Substantial reduction in railway revenues, running perhaps In. to millions of dollars annually. "'^., -: The board orders that the rates op grain and flour from all points o the Canadian Pacific branch, knee in the three prairie provinces to the head of the Great Lakes be equalized with the present Oanad'dhni ,'Pacilfiic main line rates. ther railways in the prairie provinces are required to adjust their rates correspondingly, This, it ifsstated, will moan redue- tions from every point located on branch lines cr any railway in west- ern Canada which exceeds the main line scale of rates. The reductions in rates on grain and flour will involve, .according to rate experts, in the aggregate, oev- - eral million dollars, which will ac- crue to the advantage of the grain° growers' of western Canada. • West -Bound Rates Revised The export rates west -bound to the Pacific coast are also revised so as to put ell branch line points • on a footing of equality with C.P.R. main line Pointe. This is an •important read- jus-tnient, which it is expected will be of advantage particularly to graain shipperain Alberta and Saskatchewan. Freight tariffs . on merchandise shipped from distributing centers In the three prairie provinces are order- ed to be x'evised 541 95 to secure the advantage of tate short haul mileage. At the present time these distribut- ingtariffs are basad' 'exelusively on Canadian Pacific Railroad distances. The rates on grain for export from Port Arthur, Fort Wiliam, West Fort nut to. the other man. and Armstrong to Quebec via the "If he is to do a thorough Job of Transcontinental Railway are reduced letter writing, the correspondent must to 18.34 per 100 pounds, and further —, have before him all 'othe required more, Quebec Is put on the same foot- ye data before he begins too construct his letter. He should be sure that his in- formation consists of genuine facts, and if any points aro in the least doubtful he should verify them. If there has been previous correspond- ence on the same matter, ho should have this before him. He should analyze this correspondence carefully and should understand clearly what has already been done, what 1s the present stoutsofthe ease, and what remains to bo accomplished. 310 should then do the 'job before him so completely and so thoroughly that it will be done for good. "Make your letter long enough to cover your eubiect thoroughly and to Insure that it will be clear to your reader, and no longer. Remember that it Is as possible to waste the reader's time by being incomplete as by including extraneous matter. The undue brevity which leads to the necessity of writing several letters. when one should have sufficed is un- economical for all concerned. "Tho effective letter is cordial and courteous. It provldos in words and in tone the equivalent of the genial hand-olasp and the hearty greeting of personal contact." It had just struck eleven o'clock and conversation in the drawing room where Isabel entertained Ivor, was beginning to have its flat spots. "A penny for your thoughts," remarked Isabel suddenly. "I was thinking it's about time I toddled away home," re- plied the youth, "Give him a bob, Isabel," called her father from . the hall. "It's a bargain." ti The simplest- method of settling an. argument is to hold your tongue. A harassed -looking old gentleman Was rushing hither and thither round the big store. He dashed into the lift and shot eft upwards; next ho was seen descending the stairs leading to the bargain basement three at a time. Once more he. reappeared. This time it was on the second floor. Ho was very short of breath, his tie was dis- arranged, hishat, had disappeared and his hair stood on end. A floor -walker approached him, and In that sauve manner for which all floor -walkers are known, inquired: "Are you .looking for something in men's clothing?" !'No, no," roared the harassed one: "in women's clothing! I've lost my wife." MUTT AND JEFF ---By Bud Fisher. Mort, x .}Usr GoT BAdc Pt2ofi TAMPA: IT'Sft Vitae. cll.? ANO •THE 1 TAMe.as HMG A fet5I totsi swat Alub svc1-t GAMIBuNS yo' f.Imu6 DO see; 5 Tootc A FLYC2 MYSELF oh1 -rag I20uL5'rTG WtdelmLi �ow'D'You MAKe &Jr; WGLt , Z SiAteren out B'( LAYING TEN otsTtt5. BLeselet t LOST t L bov13LGI> AY Be -T ANO Lost' AcvArN' Tt•1Gtai T Be -c '. Fo(2tY AND LOST -THAT S t GoT t1GRY AND Dov13LED AGAIN: T to (Sob CtjMe. UP' ANb r ktsse11 40 a' rou t<NOW PM ,PLUNGG(e, ANS Fore A WONbc-l& 11Ab. WILL (eoWCR ENOUGEI tv QvMT RlGl-r `rNcty�- a No'. 31?,' -JV F lGut so A boLLAR AND A HALF WAS ALL T. SovLD AFFo(ZD To •oteSE we(zeN`r:) BROKE, Wee n Li a.. ing as Montreal in respect of export rates on grain from Georgian BaY ports and from Toronto and points west on general merchandise. By the order, it is explained, all localities in the three prairie prow inces are now put on the same foot - Mg :tor alltheir export business, whether moving eastward to the Great Lakes or westward to the Pae- lla ports ,Fair Rates Sought Tho decision of the board bag- been awaited with keeninterest' ever since June, 1925, when it was directed by Parliament to make a thorough in- vestigation into the rate structures of railways and railway companies sub- ject to the JurisdictionofParliament, with a view to the establishment of a fair and reasonable rate structure which would in substantially similar •ctrcumetances and. conditions be equal in its application to all persons and localities. Tris would permit of the freest pos- sible Interchange of commodities be- tween the various provisoes Pnd ter- ritories of the Dominion, and the 'ex- pansion of its trade, both foreign and domestic. This ,would give due ,re- gard to the claim on behalf of the maritimes, that they are entitled to the reduction of the rate basis which they enjoyed enjoyed prior to 1919, the en- couragement ot the movement of traffic westward and eastward tbrougil Poetic coast ports owing to the expan- 'don of trade with the Orient and to the transportation of products through the Panama Canal. Lost Dog. 1 The Londoner, staying at a tiny, out-of,the-way country town, lost his dog, a valuable Afrdale, so he went to the police and then to the local news- paper. "1 want to insert an advertisement" he informed the youth who sat behind the counter. "Yessir," said the youth, and fetch- ed the advertisement iitanager, who`ll in turn sent:for his assistant. A con - imitation ensued and at length it was settled that a reward of £10 should be offered by the owner for the return el dila dog. Next day the paper appeared, 11111 no one claimed the reward, so 1 Londoner went to the newspaper of-,.. Ace again. "I want to see We advertisement icAager." "Sorry.• sir, He's out." Well, his assistant" ' j$pa'ry, sir. He's out too, sir." 'Then may I see the editor?" s 1 i „Sorry, sir; he's out," "Great Scotti" Shouted .the visitor. "I8verybody out?" i "Yessir, They'te all looking for this 'ere lost dog!" A word to the wise is sufficient but it is generally; easier tofind the word than the wise; Me. Hump --"De you believe In phrenology?" Mr. Bore -"No. As aA 4gtrimetit 1 once went Auld had roll head -feed, and I foga* there wan nettling in It. -. -