HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Seaforth News, 1927-07-07, Page 6A RUNAWAY CELEBRATION
A Story fiat OM' Boys and Girls of a Celebration that Com-
bined Adventure and Fun
' The sleepy little ltamlet•ot Topham "Mean old skinflint!" muttered sear
titiorners wasactually going to have a
j. oinhzioe Day celebratiou.
It was many years since any demon-
'fettatlon in honor of the day had been
ttempted, anti now the village boys,,
iisgusted by- the apathy and lack- of
their elders,were going
atriotism of
j'o take things in hand. themselves.
The contemplated celebration was
' not one of great magnitude.
Au old tench mortar that had been
stared away in the eeilar under tlIe
' school house since war times, was to
Usher in the day, and belch forth sal,
Yates at intervals.; the day was to clese
I appropriately with a display of fire -
"This is what we must do now," he
eral of the boys, indignantly.
"No patriotism about him," exclaim-
ed Ben Lent; "anal he's au old soldier
at that!"
"Lt's nothing but stinginess," added
Fred Bayliss. "He could take a do?,en
of us in that big wagon, it he °hese."
"Well; it won't do any good to call him
names," . continued Jerry. "He's
bound to have that sevensty-five cents,
and we might as well give it to him.
We'll have money sough without, it.
Perhaps, he'll be corry„for, his mean
nese before the First is over."
Here Jerry paused,•and winked slyly
as Oscar Mills.
w But the proginui seemed quite s•tup- went en, quickly. "If no one else
'
to
gndoue to the simple tont of Topham
' watuts le go, I'll
ow,
a any Moses to
arners; at least to -the young people, tomorrow,and have Mm
Bent the storekeeper down there,
Cor the fathers and mothers did not order the things for us. He can get
"look favorably on this threatened rup them in four er five days, and when
ure or the peace. Moses makes another trip, the day
The former predicted the utter des, before the First, two of you other fel•
t•ruction of" the village by lire, while lows can
the latter hinted at vagus castestro- k with him and bring the
hiss, and pictured in lurid rotors the things ba. We'll get two dollars'
worth of powder tfor the mortar, and
Pillage green strewn with dismember -
1 • hitt the rest of the money into fire -
ed legs and arms, •,m,ka‘„
•ld But al; every one shitted the re- Jerry's auggestlons were unanimous-
ly on to somebody alae, no favored by Ma companions, and,
•positive mandates were Issued against after some chaos and confusion, caused
the ,proposed celebration. by every one trying to. talk at once,
It would have been difficult, .indeed, the assemblage settled down, to a sob -
to lay hands on the power parties, tor, er consideration of the. -ways and
as five momentous day drew near, the means of the proposed celebration.
)goys became more reserved and close- The boys were resolved that nothing
outhed,,.'and nobody knew whether should occur to justify the dismal pro-'
they had suoceeded in raising sufflci phectes of their elders. It was agreed
ent money for their purpose or not, that the old cannon should be used
That is to say, none but the boys with groat caution, and that the shoot -
themselves, and they were not in the ing of squibs should be confined to the
feast worried over the matter. village green, The fireworks were .to.
They smiled when they thought of besetoff from the summit of a hill, on
the snug little sum"of six dollars and
seventeen cents which their leader, the outskirts of the village.
'Terry Arkel, kept for safety under a After some general remarks, in
Hoose board in his bedroom, and as which the behavior of Reeve Penman
dos the old trench mortar, that had and Moses Ptclts was ,contrasted with
the generosity of Hiram Skinner, the
and stored away in a corner of Mr. boys separated and went home.
Mills' .barn, arkel accompanled Moses Picks to
The boys had collected this money Glenville, and returned late in the
by an infinite amount of self-denial evening with the welcome news that
and working at odd hours. lir. Bent. would order the things and
They bad hoped to have much more, have them ready by the afternoon of
for It was their ori.` nal intention to Yhursday, June 30. i
eoUcit contributions from their par-
ents and friends. leases Mice wee .one of the queer
But the unfavorable attitude of the telemeters of Topham Corners, Ida
elders nipped this scheme .In the bud, was an odd-luc it,`ng man. He had
and the one parson whom the lads served in the Fenian Raid, and, accord -
ventured to approach, Reeve Penman, big to his own accounts, had Perform-
Iong since been cleaned and polished
18 CANADA'S FIRST GIRL FLIER
Miss Aileen Valiiek, 18, of Hamilton, is Canada's vrat girl aviator, and
hopes to make a flight across the dominion, as,soon as she receives the pilot's
license, for which alae has applied at: Ottawa. She is shown "above with
Jack Elliott, proprietor of the Burlington air fort and aviation school.
The fireworks had arrived, and the and the short clay pipe' he was smoke
boys opened the box to make sure that ing shattered between his teeth like a'
the contents were all 'they should be. pair, of castanets. •
Then they placed it under the front "I3elp! murder! thieves!" he yelled,
seat of tat wagon, without taking the at the top of his voice.
precaution to refasten the lid. And, throwing up his arms, he tap -
Moses went off to execute the vari- pled backward from the seat and dis-
eus coz tseloes that he professed to' appeared In the bed of the. wagon.
have, and made the boys undergo a , Ben and Fred began to laugh Immo'&
terious wait at the store. • ' erately, aid something verylike a
It was exactly six o'clock when he chuckle came from the two highway -
returned. He been on his shoulder a men.' Then an amazing thing occur -
small wooden box, apparently very red. Frain the dark interior of the
heavy, which he shoved quickly under wagon came aria cries for help in
On the following afternoon, Jerry I t
ththe rich man of the village, gave an ed prodigies of valor, and taken an
e rich refusal. aotive part in more battles than he
"Na; clear out!" he said, roughly, could enumerate au the fingers of both
hhe
'Not a penny will you get from me. If would
At the slightest chance they
you, set anything en fire with your tom- wered f mt fathmiliar
to stories, and they
foolery you will repent it, remember were as familiar to the young folks eof
r
that!" the village as the rhymes of Mother;
Choose.
After this rebuff the boys fell back Moses had enough money to keep
oat their own resources, and one week him without working, and, as has been
before the great day their melted sav- shown, he ryas somewhat of a miser.
Ings amounted to theAgee-mentioned
Ile owned a big covered wagon and an
sum of six dallairs and seventielen old horse, which went by the name• of
cants. Tramper. 'Whiz this combination, he
ho wagon sent, but not before the boys ivioees's familiar voice, and, blended
read in black letters on the side, "Mr. with them, a volley of angry lmpreca-
John Penman." tions in a totally different key, This
It's a little package for the Reeve," . was followed by a tremendous scuffing
said Moses, carelessly, "Jump in now, and pounding that threatened to break
and we'll be off.' the }wagon apart
The boys sprang to the seat, and the Ben and Fred leaped to the ground
wagon moved slowly .away, followed and joined the highwaymen, who were
by the envious eyes, of a group of none other than Jerry Arkel auu Oscar
Glenville boys, end also by another mills,
Pair o1 eyes which belonged to a shab- "There's some one else in the wagon
by, tramptsh-looking dnilivtdual who with mesas!" cried Ben, excitedly.
was leaning against an awning -post in "Do you hear them fighting?
front of Mr. Bent's tore. "They'll smash our fireworks all up,"
The return journey proved long and added Fred.
tedious in spite of Moses' war stories. This teri'i ying suggestion moved the
Tramper was obstinately slow, and it boys -'to action, and they hurried to-
wns past twiligbt when the feat of ward the -rear of the',wagon. The
Shooter's Hill was reached, leather hood was partly opened, and,
This was a most unusually steep as- with a vigorous pull, Jerry tore it clean
cent a quarter of a mile from the vii- op
lage. On tho crest was a belt of thick "Drag them 'out! he exclaimed.
woods, through which the road passed. "Catch boll of their feet!"
Th -e journey up the hill was per- Crock! crack! crack! crack! crack!
formed by stages. No less than three' crack! creep! crack! A deafening
tines the wagon was stopped and fusilade came from the interior of the
But, a great and joyduli surprise added .to his incrome by carrying goods Propped up with stones in order to P
s wagon, 'Red flashes and sdtowers of
awaited theta when they assembled at afford Tramper a rest. arks lit up the darkness, bluish
between Topham Corners and Glen-';
dusk that evening is the orchard back ville. I Then lapses started the horse on the smoke curled cut both ends; and above
of Oscar Mills' barn, fourth and last stage to the top, and all the din rang droalse cries of panic
Glenville was the nearest point on
Jerry Askel was the last to arrive. the railroad, and lay four miles from plunged into another of his famous from the s stared
ruse- within.
"Hurrah!" he creed, excitedly, reminiscences. Neither he nor the The boys ste'e'l at each other in tis -
the village. A mail truck and buses
"What do you think Ive got?" Andboys noted that the inclined position may. They 1tnest only daily between the two places, and too well what
before any one could respond he open- the boys might have arranged with the °f the wagon had caused the two boxes the rachet meant. Moses' pipe had
ed his hand and displayed a sit}}Hing postmaster, or some of the villagers' to slide toward the rear end. 1 ignitnd the box of comhustfbles!
five -dollar gold piece. "Old H1sam who'had teams, to bring them thein "The captain o dared us to charge, I Bang! bang! bang! bang! Off dicta
Skinner gave, it to ran just now," he their;
said Moses, "so up the hill we went on j things; but, as seorecy was an object,!went in rapid succession, varied by a
added, quickly. "Fie said we should they considered It more prudent to I a double quick, Just as we reached real light, a blue light, a volley of Ro-
spend tt far fireworks and not let his rely on Mases, 1 the trenches the guns began 10 go off; man candies and a skyrocket.
wife know that lie gave It to us, He The days mover slang with painful . and down went half of our poor fel- latter rvltizred not Che front of
lows, Then the Pentane jumped out at
ownsss--to the bo the wagon, l�.vhtg a liar, tela behind
June dawned. 1 us with xe bayonets, o t sen 11 But Topham Corners had a glorious
Early that morning Jeley Arkel held; or more strong. 'Pat in your best This was to- n) ea Pee even such a First of July celebration, after alt,
a secret conclave with Oscar .12111s j licks, Moses!' shouted the ceptaln. 'I horse as Tramp norted with Early in. the• morning Reeve Penman
Ben Lent and Fred Baynes, and the! will, cap,' says I, and so 1 til. You terror, pranced .art -legs, and drove down to Glenville and ordered
topic under consideration, whatever it just should have se -en me, boys. I then made such .: :.sus dash for- by telegraph a huge box of fireworks
10111, moved them all to violent .an h• whirled my musket around my head, ward that the old and murk -patched of every description.
Ler, g anti laid low six of the enemy before harness parted in half a dorso places. Ile reached the village with them
Shortly after dinner, Moses 1 tyouhe could say Jack Robinson, Then Away went Tramper for the village at hoon, and during the remainder of
,r oyes fiche the barrel broke off the stock, and as at a two -forty gait, while the libel, the Clay pandemonium and din reign -
says he was a boy once and he hasn't sl
ye at least—but; fl d b is t v ti ou d
forgotten law and he hopes weal stake
up the village on Dominion Day."
The boys could hardly refrain from
cheering the donor of this magnificent
gilt, but Jerry finally managed to re-
press their exuberance,
"We'll find a way to repay his kind
nets on the quiet," he said, "It was a
mighty generous things to do, for
Hiram Skinner isn't worth one-
. 1 flung away the pieces tee, big fel- stied wagon moved slowly btcicward ed. supreme,
twentieth as much as that mean oldrove slowly through the ciliage, In• lows: made for me at once. I jerked until it gained headway, and then ° "The boys saved my money," •ex-
Reeve Penman. But I want to talk to deed, Tramper was rarely known to their bayonets upward, and catching shot madjy down the hill planned the Reeve, "and they deserve
you now," he continued: "so keep still, move
faster nnan swell, and this fact': one fellow m each arm, I knocked their The bewildered :boys got opt of its to have a good time." t
theconveyance rather un apu
The First is only a reek off, and I've p heads together till they yelled for path just in rims, and thou plunged This argument none could gainsay; 1
tittle afternoon, and he says he'll take
one of us along: when he goes to Glen-
ville tomorrow, and when he goes
down, the day before the First he'll
take two of us. Be won't do it for
nothing, though. He won't take less
than seventy-five cents for the whole
thing, and when I offered a quarter he
''ot quite' crusty about it."
thunderous boom of :rickets. , Red,
green and bluet9ights" threw theta' re-
flections on the scurrying fences ,by
the roadside.,
When the wagon had 'covered a
dozen yards in its fiery career, a flam-
ing. figure tumbled out' of the front
end. -
"Help! I'm burning up!" 1t cried,
frantically. 1
The boys epeedlly reached the spot.
"It's Moses," shouted Jerry. , "Put
him out—put him out!"'
They rolled him over in the dusty
road a few times,heedless ofhia
cries, until not a spark was visible,
"Look! There's the other one!"
shouted Ben.
A second figure was dancing about
the road a few yards below; but, be-
fore the 'boys
e-fore.the'boys could reach hint, the
Man threw himself in the dust and
extinguished the portions of/ his
clothes that were on lire,
The boys ran on after the wagon,
winch was now a mass of flames. Tlie
intervening distance rapidly widened,
however, until the hind wheels slip-
ped into a gully by the roadside, and
over went the wagon with a crash.
It flamed merrily for a few seconds,
and then vanished in a lurid blaze, as
a terrific explosion shook Shooters'
Hill to its very ••foundations. The
bottle of powder -had blown up.
The scattered fragments of wood
and leather were bursting into flame
as the boys reached the spot, followed
on a limp by Moses Picks, who seemed
to be more geared than hurt.
"Good -by to our First of July cele-
bration," said Jerry. ruefully. "It will
be a cold day when I play, highway-
man again."
His companions did not reply they
gazed sorrowfully on the ruin of their
hopes.
Moses was just breaking out in a
torrent .of angrythreats, when a tum-
ult was heard on top of the hill, and
down < the elope came a deputation
from Topham 'Corners—men, women•
and children -headed by eeve enman
himself.
"Where is my money, you rascal?"
criedthe latter, •catclilag hold of
Moses. "Where is it—quick?" •
Moses was too trightened'to reply,
but Jerry Arkel darted suddenly in
among the Meting debris, and snatch-
ed a charred wooden box, gaping open
at the cracks. The squire took it
eagerly from Jerry's Ands.
"'.rhe contents are all right," he ex-
claimed, after a brief inspection.
"That box holds eight hundred' dol-
lar@ in gold. I had to send to town
for the money to pay off my quarry
hands, and I thought I might as well
get the six hundred dollars in cash
that 'I owed John Harmon for his
piece of laud. I gob in gold so as to
mark our Country's Birthday special-
ly. But how did this happen, any-
how, boys?"
The story was told in disconnected
fragments, and when It became clear
that a thief had been concealed in the
wagon when it was halted by the
amateur highwaymen, a search was
quickly made for the hapless individ-
ual
FIe could not have been burned
very severely, for no trace of him
was found then or afterward. The
spot where be had rolled in the dust
was examined with interest.
"The fellow had the Reeve's box in
his a%uns when I fell on him," de-
clared Moses. "He must have known
what was in it, for I sew him hang-
ing around down at Glenville Ulla at-
ternoou.'
The excitement being over, the
wreckage was left to, burn Itself oat,
and the whole party marched back to
the village, Moses and the boys sad-
ly bringiug up the rear. The cherleh-
ed anticipation for the •morrow had
fled.
DEVELOi'E writ. U.S. Invaders
Desire Necessary for Cure
Says Expert i
Tho drunkard, the dope fiend, the
degenerate, even such relatively
harmless addicts as the, pessimiet and
the selfish can all be cured 1f the de -1
sire for cure can be sufficiently awak•
ened, pointe out. Dr. Henry .Knight
Miller in the. July lseue of "Psychol-
ogy Mazagine." "Desire,"; he says,
"Is the chief factor in determining be-
havior."
"Here is a drunkard," Dr. Miller
continues. "He decides that he will
break the drink habit. He makes a
solemn oath to stop drinking. He
declares, 'I will never drink again!'
But all the while he Is thinking, 'Tido
crave the stuff. ado not know how 1
can live without it, I am afraid I
shall fail' -and he dome fail Hie
imagination triumps over his will."
Dr. Miller points out that the power-
ful weapon of imagination should re-'
enforce his desire and will. "The
dr'irnkard should . have forcibly and
persistently thought, 'It will be easy
for me to stop drinking, for I detest
the stuff. 'ft' tastes bad. It is detri-
mental to my health, , wastes my
money, destroys my prospects, and
I have no desire to ever taste, see, or
even smell it again.' ".
Dr, Miller stresses the point that
what the character of your life may
be depends upon the nature and
validity of your habits. He says,
"Self -education' 'consists largely in
building up wholesome and construc-
tive habits. Selfimprovement is
primarily a matter of replacing nega
tive and harmful habits with those
that are positive and helpful.
"The first step in habit conquest is
self-analysis. Know your objective
first and then plan your campaign for
its realization. There can be no im-
provement of personality until' one
becomes fully aware of . the faults
which need to be corrected. Tho next
step in the procedure is to rationalize
the situation. Consider the evil habit
from every Point of view. Formulate
a list of all the ways in which it is
harmful and every reason for break-
ing' its hold upon you. This will
strengthen your desire to get rid of it.
Then calmly resolve that the next
time the conditions arise which might
have prompted the undesirable 're-
sponse that you will react' differently.
You will break the continuity of the
subconscious reflex deliberately by
conscious volition. Each time you do
this you are breaking the power ot
the habit to tyrannize over you. Also
each time you repeat the different re-
action you. are building a new habit.
Consider this fact. Rejoice in it. You
are actually eouquering. You are
becoming supreme, You are growing
into the glanthood of mastery."
She—"Isn't the view gorgeous?"
He—"Naturally. A gorge is bound
to. be .gorgeous."
Repatriation and Immigration
Quebec Action Catholique (Ind,):
Immigration should not be converted
into an enterprise fo -the importation
of unemployed. • Immigrants who
speak one o Tether of the two official
languages should' have the 'prefer
encu; but above al those should be
brought here who have both the
knowledge' and desire to- farm. It is
for this reason that the preference
should ' be shown to Canadians who
are eager to build up the country once
again; it Is for this reason that we
are acting contrary' to the national in
t:erest to refusing land to those Cana.
diens who aro now asking for it. • /
Americana to „Explore and
Make Topographical and
Geological. Survey' of
Northern British
Columbia
Jasper, Alta.—An' expedition into
the Met unexplored ice region of the
Canadian..., Ibocktes took the • ' trail
here late n..June. Three months will
be spent' in exploration, survey and
mquntain climbing in alas remote
hinterland".of the Dominion;
Alfred J.`Ostheim'er, Jr., prominent' :� •
geographer and alpinist, of Philadel-
phia, ,p4 wit head the party, and will
be assisted by John de Laittre of Mina
neapolis and W. MacLaurin of Bee -
ton, 'Mass,
ee-ton,'Mass,
The main object of the 'expedite
is; a complete topographical and g
to seal survey of the region Wrap
g
north of the vast Columbia icefield,
the geographical apex of the North,
American continent. From this ex.*
panse of 110 square miles of ice flow'
the Columbia River to the Pacific, the
North ' Saskatchewan River, which
eventually reaches the Atlantic, and ,
the Athabaska River to the Arctic
Ocean—a tri -oceanic divide.,
The expedition will ascend • the
Athabasca to its source, then arose
,from Alberta into British Columbia
and from a forty -day camp will
thoroughly cover the Clemenceau let,i
field still very little known. yhe
the route will turn north over the.
Athabaska Pass, which , in most at-
lases is flanked by Mountii Brown and
Hooker, the legendary 18,000 ft.
,giants of the continent.
The pass formed a route for the
early fur traders and travelers. The
Iroquois, Aasiniboiito and Piegan In-
dians had used it for the east -went
°reverse earlier. It constituted the
chief route for the Northwest Com-
pany and the Hudson Bay Company,.
trazsacontinental trade.
The region has been entered by
several other expeditions and some
mountaineering attempts . made suc-
cessfully, but. scientific data is incom-
plete. Phe Alberta -British Columbia
boundary ' survey covered a. .,mall
strip along the Connie:Mal Divide,
1011-21.
The other. main Object of the party -
will be to ascend as many of the.
Peaks as they can. The regiocon- .
tains about 25 unclimbed, mealy
there =mimed, peaks over 10,200 feet
high,' tate average of the range. Six,
days will be spent in an attempt on
the Tsar, a difficult and nearly inac-
cessible peak well over 11,000 feet, at
the south end' of the Clemenceau Held.
This southern region is unmapped It
is possible that ascents will be matte
of the four 12,000 foot. peaks of alt
•cam
liahs
d
unac.
range, a feat as yet p
by any one in the history of Casio
dlan mountaineering. .,
tar as a transport• Method in His Madness.
been making arrangement about get- Lmerty. Them I happened to see the after it in futile pursuit, for, though 11 was manifestly wrong , r ;banes A. i lsidher b ho ed -
ting the airings. I saw Moses Phelcs Beyond the first hill out of the vtl -' captain In a mighty had position, and Crack! erackl crack! bang! bang! for the brays to play the ltlghwaytitan • Cap-, C g pP
lags, lIceaiS was joined by gas Lent snatching upa musket, T—" ban ! ! elf at 7:>1, Eastern daylight raving
• g g Whiz—hiss—boom Eve,- tl'ick on lLoses Ylclts, it was clear as . time. -•Honolulu paper.
and Fred Bayliss, who had been depot- The thrilling recital carne to an ab- thing seemed to be going off together, daylight that their act was all that
ed by their comrades to bring back the mitt end es two dark forms •sprang and it was a wondrous anti imhree- prevented the thief from getting
precious fireworks, from the shadow of the woods into sive sight to see the rickety old away with the box of money.
.Mosee enlivened the ride by graphic' aria road and leveled two shiny objects vehicle careening do -vii the hill in a . The rascal must have followed the
descriptions of his prowess in battle, at the oncoming wagon halo of inulti-co!ored lire, wagon at. a distance until darkness
and Glenville was reached about half- "Stop!" cried the leader, in gruff Squibs, large and small, mingled allowed him to slip in unperceived.
past two o'clock. 1 tones. "Stand and deliver!" their din with the hiss of pin wheels, Moses Picks' loss was made good 1
Ma Bent proved true to his promise. The valiant Moses uttered a shriek, the Kettle of omen candles and the by one of the ReeVe's second-hand
wagons; but the story of his coward-
ice—which the boys allowed to spread.
abroad—urate' him an object of ridl
flute, and from that time on no more
was heard eef Moses' wonderful aaiven-
tures during the war. •
REG'LA.R FF1.1 •FRS -By Gene Byrnes.
Fll 62
THE TELepHoNE
IS RINGuO' JIMMie!
1 CAN HEAR
IT!
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mom's NoT
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ANY MESSAGE,
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BORROW THE.
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CLEANER,
tat
Going the Knutnsis`..� .
MAYBE 1T5
TOO'4-ATE1 r one:
RETURNED. IT. TO
MRS DUFFY YESTERDAY.
'All F SHE HABNT
TAKEN IT OVER TO.
p2EILL" SO. THEY
COULC SEND IT TO
MRS. LEERY WHO OWNS:
IT, WHY YOU. PRO3't-
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The Great Year of Aviation
Philadelphia Inquirer: The number
of major; flying expeditions under-
taken or in course of preparation
which have a claim on public atten-
tion is reaching the point of bewilder-
ment for the average citizen. One
great achievement seems to mer'•e
Into another with a rapidity that tsi
well-nigh astounding. Since the be-
ginning of the spring we have had De;
Pinedo's Belre's and DeBarror's'
flights across the South Atlantic, the
tragic effort of Saint Romain and
Mouneyres. on the same course, the
United Stator Army's "good -will"'
flight. to South,America, Nungesser
and Coli, Lindbergh, Chamberlin and
an impressive series of flig�ita from
Europe to the Far East which had its
latest example in the effort of Costa
and Riguot, the French aviators, to
reach Tokyo in two long hops. On
the Pacific Coast: the next few months
hold the certainty of a number of ea
forts to span the ocean gap to the
Hawaiian Islands, after which .the
crossing of the islana chain' to Asia
should be a relatively simple matter.
Another American project tot ;'the
circumnavigation of the earth has
been launched, I7p. at Point Barrow;
Alaska, Captain Wilkins: and 'the
members of his polar exploration ex-
pedition are still . fighting to strip the
northern ice pack of Its -secrets by
means of airplane exploration.. Com-
mander Byrd, who flew to the North
Pole and back from \Spitzhergen,_is
quietly biding his time tor a new and
poseibiy epochal flight in the big
Fokker plane, America, with' its edai
pieta -equipment for air travel miler
any conditions that ntay be met. The.
British are preparing a 11001 ottheir
naw flyizig heats for on expedition
front London to Austt'a1ia, which will
be watched closely ata a military ease
With
first importance by
world powers
W th.little more than five months
passed, the year 1921 already seeps
the greatest le the history of aviation
arhlevcineut • A glance at theliin-
mediate Intuit shows so many enter-
prises 'which hold promise of still
greater sacceei that the prospect is
almost beyond imagination.
Socrates of the Sticks.
From the Moreland (Scans.) Mont-
tor: "1 have been criticized quite a
little by some of the town"-'sinart-
alecks' for using pont grammar. Now
I have three good reasons for Lhts, In.
the first place, I don't know any heti
tor, Second, hall of you wouldn't ma
derstand' it if 1 did use, 11, Third, lt
I did . speak and write correctly. I
i aright be managing some. big New
Yorlc paper at a large salary end yell
farmers would lose the beat editor.,ln
1
Graham C_ounty."