The Seaforth News, 1923-06-07, Page 7ii
Chivalry.
Now li'siorl yon whoeer have said
That Oliivally long since is dead,:
To a little tele ,Iliat I will ell
Or a knight who loved h!a lady well,:
'Twos in a vineyard bare and bleak,
Though May bids: promises; did speak
Of beauty thatehouid clothe it soon);'
'Twas in the sunny afternoon. -
A lady 'ina gorgeous gown,
A singer, too, of high renown,
Flew from a barn tb har.neslting tree
With apiece of straw, and Such entail
Her lord and master, bluer still,
. With redder breast an sweeter trill,
Close followed in her busy flight;
The d�adya2 his dear. delight.
She halted there upon a post
(Plow blue she 'wars; how black the;
post')
IIer waiting nate flew to the'groun
And there surprise! — a worm
• ;found.
Then what? Instead of gobbling it,
As most would do, yon must admit,
With joyful Bart he joidied his mate,
And sang a song to the Worm see ate,
—L: G, Young,
Al T.. y' Wee
in the
Yat Q can never tell when you
oe
may want it
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KELSEY
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Variation—Keisy.
Racial Origin -Eng( lsh.
Source—A place name..
Here Is it family name which though
it is properly classified as an English
one, really traces; back. to an ultimate
d Ceiba Origin i' rather than to Angio-
deI Suiten •,eourcee; As a. family name,
however, it le just as lileely-te•be borne
by descendants• of the Anglo-Saxons as
the Cornish-Brltisl; from whom the
place neane comes ' down,'
The village or town of :this zuame,
spelled Itelsey'to-day, le, hi Lincoln-
, An older spelling, and one
dieser to .the original name in the
Oornteh tongue wee 'eKelsyck" or Kel-
"Kel," in the• ancient tongue of the
Carafe's, signified a "neck" in theg eo-
graphical sense, and the word "see" or
"eyck" meant "dry,"
The . place name is; of coarse, ' of
great antiquity, aantedniMing the Anglo-
Saxon Invasion of that section of Eng-
land and like other place names in the
middle ages, it -became that basis- of a
family name indicating originally that
Moscow's "Human Wolf.".
ICameroe, "the human. wolf," as--Mos,-
cow calls him, was placed on trial re-
cently, . He is the author of an asppal-
ling sanies of crimes, ret inieeen2 of
,the darkest "murder den" 'legends of
tCentrai Europe. 'After his capture he
nfeased to no less than 33 murders,
t bodies' of 22 02 the victims of
eh MA lead already been found. Ave
meds were dug up after his confession,
see therest have apparently been lost
the Moskva River.
For the last two years the Moscow
.wolice'have been baffled by diocovele
es, inoessantly repeated, of bodies of
men tightly bound up in sacks. Twen-
''by-one were found in various, partsof
the city, on waste ground, mostly in
districts south of the river. Mho police
doted two remarkable things: First,
311 of the ballets• were tied up in the
shame fashion—"truseed like chicken-
for roasting," said one of ,the inspect -
'ars with hovrkj realism—and second,
bhe dtecoveriea were nearly Oways
Grade on Thursdays or Saturdays, Fur-
ther Inquiry showed that the sacks
generally contained scraps of hay or
oats, indicating that the owner had.
something to do with horses. Most of
the bodies were found in the Shaba
Iovici quarter, where there is a horse
market on Wednesday and Friday.
This discovery narrowed the range of
investigation considerably.
Aftehna patient search, it was found
that certain dealer, named Komiaroff,
rarely seemed to do business at the
'market, but was often seen to go away
with a prospective easterner. He lied
a stable with horses at his home and
three children., the eldest 8 years old.
There was, no direct link connecting
ltim with the murders and his reputa
tion was. expellen, p3o was a "genlad
smiling man," according to the report
an him "with notiting'strnnge about
him seiya thee Ghee pupils of his dyes
tee unusually a{inair in comparison
with the whiieT' So the police raided
his home under, the pretext of eearch-
Ing for an illicit ,stile,
In the stable under a pita' of hay,
they Bound the body of leomaroff's lat-
est cuethomer, be a sack. Komaroff es-
caped through a window,_ but was
caught a few days later,
According to his' confession, robbery
was the motive of the„ online% which
brought hit, an average - of 80 rents
each, but the mat is evidently a Sad-
ist, for once he tried to hang his 2 -
year -old . son, who, was saved only by
his mother's cuttinghim drown.
Suited Him, Ail Right.
Noticing- one of her pupils nibbling
at ,some 'luncheon in school' one day,
the teacher called the culprit to the
desk.
You know," she began sternly,
"bleat You must not eat during lesson
hours: Now, as a punishment, you
must stand in front of tee class and.
eat ,every bit of it."
The small boy did as he wae bid, a
curious grin ceverspreading his face.
The teacher misunderstood that grin
until the last scrap but disappeared,
when Pram the class s small voice
Wailed in tearful accents:
• "Please, teacher; that wasn't hie'
Mach he was eatine it wes•minel" -
Collapsible Orchard Ladder Makes
Fruit Picking Easy.
A collapsible orchard ladder is made
1n two sections. The upper section of
the two-part .ladder is•disposed at an
obtuse angle 'to the lower one, and „ter.
nihiates in a`single rail, As this rail
is sheathed, no damage. to the bark is
possible when it is adjusted between_
• the limbs of -a fruit tree, and the fruit
picker can pick over; a comsjderable
range without having to descend and
shift the ladder to a new position.
According to Custom.
Dealer—;that,• sir, is a rare old re-
velver. It was _carried" by ,Christopher
Columbus "
Customer—"What! Why, a'evoleel}e
were pot invented in Columbue'ea time."
?Sealer "I ,(snow.; elhat's what,
—makes this ono so rare,''
Instruct children in acts of kindness`
and mercy.
Australia has more -places of wor-
ship, in proportion to population' than
any other country.
Better not to break' than to have
to mend,
the. bearer had come Prom that piece
er Was in some way connected with, it:
FENNESSY
Variations — Finness O'Fennesse
YI Y,
O'Finnessy,.
Racial Origin—lrlsh.
Source—A given name.
Here 18 an Irish family name wiedich
while perhaps not so wieesilreed- to-
day as eomo oth'sr Irish names, carries
with it much e•f •131atorical romance.
This. dam's was borne by one of the
most powerful claire in Ireland during
Into Middle Ages, which was, one of the
last M its section of the ;country to go
down before the farce of Dngldeh arms,
The Gaelic form of the clan name
was "O'Flangiisa," derived Pecan the
givens -name oS the chieftain "ltyangue,"
who'Ied it into fame at a very early
peeled of the Middle Agee The strong
hold of the Clan was near.."Cashel of
the Kings'" in Tipperary County.
The pronunciation of the old Gaelic
name is not to different from that of
the modern Anglicized form as might
be suppes'ed from the spelling.
Light Without Heat Invented
in France.
A French engineer has made a die
covery which, it is. believed, will canoe
a revolution in methods .of illumine,
tion. At present most electric lamps
use up 70 per cent, of their energy in
giving out heat, rattier than light
Rider has constructed'' a lamp which(
gives out light without heat. He makes
use of a vacuum tube through which a
phosphorescent material is pawed.As
soon as the electric •current, is :passed
through this, a light is, produced welch
is brighter. than that of the largest
lamps now in use:
The consumption of energy Is only
15
Watt
s an hour in a tube six mattes
long and seven millimetres in dia-
meter,
No Death by Accident on
Railway in 50 Years.
There .is a railroad in operation to:
day which holds . the remarkable re-
cord of never having had an aeofdent
so severe as to oause less 01 life, says
a London despatch, ""It must be a toy
railroad," some ane will say.. But even
those meet with dire catastrophes
sem el. imes•
-
This is a real railroad, which has:
been running for more thanfifty years;
and is still running to -day. During that
thee it has carried more than 1,000,-
000,000 Messengers* and not a life has
been logit due to accident onthe road.
It is the North London Railway, begun
lay Robert Steplheneee,
Pick. and Nick.
Thils is the season when picnics are
in full swing, but how many of the
thousands who enjoy them could say
why they were given their name?
The explanation is simple. When a
picnic was being arranged it was the
Custom. foe thosewho were to be pre-
sent to promise to, supply food and
drink.
A lief of the things necessary was
drawn up and passed round, each per-
son picking out the articles he or she
Would. supply, 'Dire name of the article
was isniciced an the list—that is to
say, a mark was planed against it. The
open-air entertainment thus lame to
be known as "Pick and nick." The
custom is said to date from 1802,
Masterpieces of Music.
Many of the world's greatest master-
pieces are known to have been written
in an incredibly short time. The Mes-
siah of Handel is reported to have
taken the composer exactly twenty-
eight days'.' Thee Barber of Seville of
Iiossini is said fo have been the work
of a fortnight, 13n. Traviata of Verdi,
11 his biographsns are . correct, was
done to leis than one month. Schu-
bert often poured out ills immortal
songs at the rate of three and four a
day. The gift of melody eseme like a
kind ,of musical .fountain --once set
flowinit continues without interrup.
tion in a marvelous manner,- -
Minard's Liniment used by Physicians.
PMN IN THE JOINTS
is An indication That the Blood
is Thin and Watery.
The first sign of rheumatism le Ire
quently a pain and swelling of one
the joints: If this be net treated
through the blood, which is the seat of
the disease, the poison spreads, affect
ing other Joints', and tissues -some
times rheumatism attaolcs the hear
andis fatal.
A remedy teat has corrected many
cases of rheumatism 15 Dr• Williams'
Pink Pills. These pills enrich and
purify the blood so that the poisonous
rheunhatic matter is driven out of the
system as nature intended. Mies Ger-
tko Deane, Wi shago, Ont., was attaok-
ed with rheumatism and found relief
through Dr. Williams? Pink Pills, She
Saye:—"About a year ago I was at-
tacked by. rheumatism and ter two
weeks was confined to .my bed. The
trouble was so painful, affecting the
joints of my limbs- so that I could not
stand alone;: Mother had a box of Dr.
Williams' Pink Pills in the house and
thought, they. might help me. I began
taking thein, and when I had taken
these pills got a further supply, with
the result that the rheumatism *anise-
ed and I was a well girl, I may add
that my mother and two of my sisters
have also used the pills for various ail-
ments with equal stmcess,and now we
are never without them in the house."
If you are suffering, from any con
dation due to poor, watery blood, or
weak nerves, begin taking Dr. Wil-
liams' Pink Pills now, and note how
your strength and health will improve.
You can get -these pills through any
dealer in medicine, ar by mail, :.t 50
cents a box from The Dr. -Williams'
Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont.
Eastern Church to Adopt
Gregorian Calendar. .
On October 1, 'Lipa eceleatieal calen-
dam of Eastern Chrlstendo will be
brought, into harmony with the Gre-
gorian calendar, instead of sticking to
the Julian, the Congress: of all Ortho -
of 'doe Cilurch'ee, under; the presidency of
Patriarch Meletlos, decided,
On October 1 thirteen days will be
added to the calendar, making it Oc-
toher 14, the same as most.o•f the rest
of the world. T1i'e change is due to
the fact that moose of the Oriental
countries ]rave adopted the Gregorian
calendar, -the latest country to do so
being Greece,
'Phe'Phe decision unifies Celebration of
all axed Christian feast days in. both
east orad west. AS foe Easter, the con-
gress decided the Gregorian method of
reckoning it is erroneous, Delegates
look forward to adoption of a scientific
Wender everywhere that will make
Tilaster a taxed feuast,
Meanwhile the ,congress charged tike
observatories at Athens, Belgrade,
Bucharest and Petrograd to do' w up a
table fixing, Easter scientifically until
the year 2000.
Soliloquy.
The roads. of: June are paved with
shadows dancing,
The flowers new magic knew,
Through trees; t'biokleaved, the silver.
moon is glancing,
The glad reeds whisper low.
Soft Ivy -Dagen at my pane are tapping,
When zephyrs' drowsy dream,
And idle willows in the due0t are lap-
ping
Thewaters of the stream.
June's cup of loveliness my t&ieart is
quaffing-'- .•
Ah, merry sounds the surge upon the
bar,
As. in the moonlight lone 11 tumbles,
laughing
At Even's loyal star.
The heartstrings of the summer night
are throbbing
Like pulsing of sweet lyres,
Then laughter of the creeping Morn
comes, robbing
The dream and heart desires.
Aileen Ward.
ill
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Not Shaky Enough
The (}nide—"Now that you've seen
the real thing,, how do you like the
Indian snake dance?"
Miss Tiptoes—"Not a bit. I expected
to see some sinuous'.wilggles that I
could introduce in a hesitation."
Keep alive within yourself that
spark of human greatness called sym-
pathy.' It is the voice of your Creator
summoning you to the unity of coin -
mon interest in creation.
Q
The ,Largest 'Hotel sfa the 'British Empire
AVELLERS vho know the world and what fa
best therein appreciate the 1110 standard, o€
service which the' Mount -:Royal 1 citel supplies. ''
Large airy roorris overlook the famous mountain to the north
and the majcstld St. Lawrence to the south.-,
A famous culeinc servesa.. variety of restaurants, from fire
ggreatain dining root'n to the Grill Room, the Cafeteria and,
from' June to Septeinber,.the cool, iiixtirious Roof Garden,
Your stay will be a continuous pleasure..
are
Olives of Quality
• Packed in a man-
ner which insures
their keeping in
fresh condition.
Remove Capping
from cork by dip-
ping in hot water.
Every single olive
inspected dor size
and duality before
it goes -into' the
"INVINCIBLE"
bottle.
VERNON G. CARDY - Manager
Direction:
UNITED HOTELS COMPANY 010. AMERICA.
Inceswasse
Plan and Staa'od.
At all Grocers
Insist on
MsLA.fEN'S
INVINCIBL$
McLARENE VIVI '3rD
Hamilton & Winnipeg
c�aesxs>;sea..weln:r51
ISSUE NO. 23—'23.'
Giant Spiders.
A spider native of Trinidad has a
body as large around as a fifty cent
oleos, and eight legs, which spread
themselves Out to a circumoerenoe the
Glee of a cheese plate. For months at
a time these spiders, husbeetd and
wife, well live inepsoachably together
in a chosen cornier ,of 'a cupboard ar
ceiling, where they stay during the
;hours of, daylight, the wile clasping
,her wh2te egg case to her body by .her
forelegs. .After dark, when they Inuit,
they run all over the house, for they
spin no web, but get their ,living catch-
ing cockroaches by sheer fleetness of
foot, They ere seldom disturbed or
lailled, partly because of their very
'considerable running powers.
BABY'S OWN TABLETS '
AN EXCELLENT REMEDY
When the baby is ill—when he Is
constipated, has indigestion; colds;
colic or simple fever orany of the
other many minor Ole of little ones—
the mother will find Baby's Own Tab-
lets an excellent remedy. They regu-
late the stained' and bowels, thus
banishing the cause of most of the ills
of childhood. Concerning them Mrs.
I9. D. Duguay, Thunder River, Que.,
says:—" My baby was a great sufferer
from collo and cried continually. I be-
gan:giving him Baby's Own Tablets
and the relief' was wonderful. I now
always keep a supply of the Tablets
in the house," The Tab'ets are sold
by medicine dealers or by mall at 25
cents a box from The' Dr. Williams'
Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont.
The Awakened Apple Tree.
It seems so short a space ago I stood,
Beside you Meath a dark and cloudy
sky,
To all appearance dead, your naked
wood
Raising aloft stiff branches, blacic
• and dry.
Without foreknowledge we could not
conceive
That you would /lave a resurrection
new,
How soon such loveliness you would
receive(
That filled with pleasure, we would
gaze on you,
Knowing that Gad into this world of
Hatt placed this wondrous' miracle
of Spring,
This tree . awakened to a soul in
flowers,
Exquisite joy into our hearts to
bring.
Christina W. Partridge.
Sell Verse -Scratched Inn
Window for $65.
"There are Three Grosses at your
door, hang up your wife and you'll
count four,"
A small pane of glass bearing the
above 'couplet, scratched in a moment
of chagrin by Jonathan, Swift, the fa-
mous Dean of St. Patrick's Cathedral,
Dublin, has just been sold by auction
for $55;
• Swift was want to sleep at an inn
called Three Crosses at Willoughby;
near Rugby, on his way to and from
:hie deanery in Ireland. On one oc-
oasion the landlord's wife, being occu-
pied with other visitors, 'offended the
irascible author of "Gulliver"s Travels"'
by paying hint less . than usual atten-
tion. To mark his displehsure of a
hasty observation, Dean Bwift soratoh-
ed'.the couplet on the window with his
diamond ring, '
That was 200, years ago and since
that clay the nate of the in alas been
changed to Foul' Crones.
Electric Rain Alarm.
• Plailiing rain, Is likely at any time to
drive into a room and damage the
floor, wallpaper and furnishings,.' One
manufaoturer.bas devised' an electric
rain alarm which will give `warning as
rain in any quantity lalneinto a room:
The device consists of a box contain•
Ing a battery a buzzer, a small elec-
trtc light and a switching arrangement
that Holds whet . the maker mile a
"raino'-disc." The box is pitt an 'the'
window sill at night when the window
is left 'open for vent'idating purposes,
The falling lain drape on the (title,
awltahes on the current and throws
both light and buzzer into atrau.it. The
buzzer awakens the sleeper and the
light shows which window neete at,
tendon..
edleard's Liniment for sale everywhere
PNCE OF A HOME
SPENT IN VAIN
Mrs, Logue States Mooney
Failed, to Buy Health, But
Tatilac'Restored It.
"X bless the clay I started on the Tan
lac treatment, for it completely ended
my tro-obles, welch had kept me in
misery ever Sinop I came, here fronn
Scotland' eleven years ago," 1s the
grateful statement of Mrs. Emily
Logue, 129 N. Park St„ Hamilton, On-
tario.
"At times indigestion, gas bloating
and heart palpitation tortured me till
T thought it would idtve me frantic.
My appetite was so poor I searcely ate
enough to keep going, and 1 grew so
weak and worn out I had to let my
housework go. My head ached till I
thought it would spa:!;_ X had fearful
dizzy epe?.o, and couldn't get i good
night's sleep,
'I spent enough money on medicine
to bay a home; but nothing helped me
until I started on Tanlac, 1' now have
a splendid appetite, my digestion is
perfect, and 1 always feel strong and
well, for Tanlac has built me up to ro-
bust health and I will always praise
it,"
Tanlac Is for sale by all good drug-
gists. Accept no substitute. Over 37
million bottles sold.
Tadao Vegetable Tillie are nature's
own remedy far constipation. For sale
everywhere.:
British Servants Rewarded.
In England there Is a society eon.
ducted by women for the promoting of
long service among servants, Valu-
able prizes are given.
1,700 Women Pastors In U.B.
In tee United States are more then
1,700 women who leave. been Ordained
to the znin•istry.
1
America's Pioneer flo' Eemedles
Boot on
DOG DISEASES
and Flow to Feed
Moiled Free to any Ad-
aress by the Author.
R. Clay *lover Co;, Ina
129 West 24th Street
New York• U.S.A.
Attractive Proposition
For man with all round ,weekly
newspaper experience and $400
or $500. Apply Box 24, Wilson
Pubiishing Co„ Ltd., 73 Adelaide
Street West.
Cuticura Talcum
Soothes And Cocas
After a warm bath with Cuticura
Soap there; Is nothing more refresh
ing for baby's tender skin than:
Cuticura Talcum. If his skin is red,
tougher irritated, anoint with Cuti-
cure Ointment to soothe and heal.
They are idealfor all toilet uses.
Soop25c.-Olotmeat25ee4690,yatc it Sold
tilroughouttbeDeminion. Caned Depot:
L sae, Limited, 344 St. Beal St., W. Ida?
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New Motor ,Fuel.'
$ribs(( ttuton obile engineers brae
developed a motor 'truck teat is driven
by carbon monoxide gas produced by
Passing e jet of live tea}n info a dire
box in whish any material rich in earl
bon is burned,
MONEY ORDERS,
Bend a Dominion Express (Roney
'Order. They are payable everywhere,
St i
Simple Division,
Husband (going through house -keep.,
ing accounts)- "But what is .the
earthly use of running accounts with/
four grocers•?
Wife --"Welt, you see, dear, It makes
the bills: so much Omallerl'---
Eldest in the Family,
Mr, Vicar (meeting father and Son)
to son—"Well, not' little man, are you:
the eldest of your family?"
Son—"Nor Father: Ie."
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q'® Night and niterning.
@I0®v (-l000 Claan,1*aalthy
, yes. If they Tire`,
Fon (Ori%' Itch, Smart or Burn,
����cc if Sore, Irritated, In -
TOUR (1t 1@ flamed orGranulated,
useMurine often. 8esthea,Refreahss. Safefor
Infantor Adult. At all Druggists. Write
forereeEirel3ook, Rolm) Eyei1emedyCa.,Chicga •1_
FACE SORE
FROM SHAVING
Dilute Ailaard'a ebe-heft with, sweet
on or cream lad apply onto a dart
hale DlSplee, blotabed & chapped
MRS. ANDERSON
TELLS WOMEN
How Backache and Periodic
Pains Yield to Lydia E. Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound
Leslie, Sask.—',For about a year 1
was troubled with a distressing down.,
bearing pain before and during the pe
rinds, and from terrible headaches and
backache. I hated to go to a doctor„
and as I knew several women who had
taken Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound with good results, I finalig
ought some and took four bottles of it.
Z. certainly do recommend it M every
woman with troubles like mine, I feel
fine' now and hope to be able to keep
your medicine on hand at all times, as
no woman ought to; be without it in the
reuse." Mrs. OSCAR A. ANDERSON8
ox 15, Leslie, Sask.
Mrs. Kelsey Adds tier Testimony
Copenhagen, N. Y. "I read your:
advertisement in the papers and m
husband induced me to take Lydia M.
,Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to get
relief from pains and weakness. I was
so weak that I could not walk at times
Now 'I can do my housework and help
my husband out doors, too. I ain willing
for you to publish this letter if you thin,
it will help others."—NITS. HER.BE$T
KELSEY, R.F.D., Copenhagen, N. Y.
Sick and ailing women everywhere
in the Dominion should try Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound before
they give up hope of recovery. c
UNLESS you see the name `Baeyer" on tablets, you
are not getting Aspirhi at all
le
Accept only an "unbroken package" of 'Bayer, Tablets of
Aspirin," which contains directions and dose workedout by
physicians during 22 years and proved safe by millions for '
Colds "i Headache Rheumatism
• Toothache Neuralgia Neuritis
Earache Lumbago Pain, Pain
Randy "Bayer" boxes of 1E tablets—Also bottles of 24 and:I00—'ruggieto.
Aspirin le the trade mark (registered In Co;neda) of Bayer Mena150014 a at Mena,
acotioeoidestor of Sa3leytlraotd. while It Is ,cell known thttt Asnlrin;mpede Sayer
manufacture, to 030151 the pulite agtinet imitations, tho'Tablets n.3 Ea1e3 Csaipa,gy
Will be etaiuped wltk their general trade' mark, the Bayer dtpap;'