The Seaforth News, 1919-03-27, Page 2BRI'T'ISH INDUSTRIAL
NOW IN PRO CESS OF SEMEN NT
DISTURBANCES
feport of Coal Commission Granting Miners'Two-Thirds of Their
Demands Accepted by Government.
A despatch ,from London says:—
Andrew Bonar Law, the Government
spokesman, in a statement in the
House of Commons,: said that the.
Government accepted the report of
the 'special coal commission, of
which Jestiee Sir John Sankey is
chairman, including its undertaking
to report onthe question of nation-
alization by May 20, and to issue
interim reports from time to time on
the problem of improvements in' the
coal industry.
Porposals of this nature would be
put into immediate operation de-
clared Mr. Boner Law. This involved
the continuance of coal control for
two years.
With reference to the Sankey re-
port, which, he explained, was sign-
ed by three representatives of the
employers not directly concerned in
the coal industry and ganted the
miners two-thirds of their demands
in wages. Mr. Boner Law said that,
the signets of the report recommended
a further reduction in hours in 1921,
because by -then the output of 1918,
namely 287,000,000 tone, will be re-
sumed, The estimated cost of what
was "reconnrended \vxs for the cur-
-rent year, £43;000,000.
It was proposed•that the profits of
the coal masters sbbuld bo limited to.
fourteen pence per toil Taking all
things into consideration, the esti-
mated cost to the taxpayers would
he nearly :830,000,000.
Mr. Boner Law also announced
that the employers had made what.
he himself and the Labor Minister
considered reasonable proposals to
the transport workers, and he had
reason to believe that these' would
prove acceptable to the men.
Markets of the World
Breadstuffs.
Toronto, March 25.—No. 1 North-
ern, �02d1,,; No. 2 Northern,
$2.21% No. 3 Northern, $2.17%; No.
4 wheat, $2.11%, in store Fort Wil -
loam:
Montreal Markets.
Montreal, March 25.—Oats, extra
No. 1 feed, 81e; flour, new standard
grade, $11:1 to $11,20; rolled oats,
bag, 90 lbs„ $3.90 to $4; bran, $40.25;
shorts, .$42.25; Mouillie, $64; hay No.
2, per ton, oar lots, $23. Cheese,
finest Easterns, 24 to 25c; butter,
choicest creamery, 58 to 59e; eggs,
selected, 36c; No. 1 stock, 35c; po-
Manitoba oats—No. 2 C,W., 70ific; tatoes, per bag, car lots, $1,50; dyes -
No. 3 C,W., 67%c; extra No. 1 feed, sed, hogs, abattoir killed, $25.50. to
67%c; No. 1 feed, 65%c; No, 2 feed, $26; lard, pure, wood pails, 20 lbs.
623sc, in store Port William. net, 28% to 30c.
Manitoba barley—No, 3 C,W.,
969%; No. 4 C.W., 90%c; rejected, Live Stock markets.
83%e; feed, S4;%, in store Fort Wil- Toronto, March 25.—Choice heavy
Barn. export steers, $16 to $17.50; do, good,
American corn—No. 3 yellow, $14.50 to $15.50; choice butcher
$1.70%; No. 4 yellow, $1.70; track steers, $13.50 to $13.75; butcher's
Toronto, prompt shipment. cattle, choice, $13.25 to $13.75; do,
Ontario oats—No. 2 white, 64 to good, $12.25 to $12.75; do, common,
66c; No, i white, 52 to 64c, accord- $10.25 to $10.75; bulls, choice, $10.75
ing to £:eights outside, to $11.75; do, medium bulls, $9 to
Ontario wheat --No. 1 winter, per $9.25; do, rough bulls, $7.75 to $8.25;
car lot, $2,14. to $2.22; No. 2, do., butchers' cows, choice, $11 to $12.25;
$2.11 to $2.19• No. 3 do, $2.07 to do, good, $10 to $10.75; do, medium,
$2.15 f.o.b., shipping points, accord- $9 to $9.25• do, common, $7,50 to $8;
ing to freights. • stockers, $g to $10.50; feeders, $10.50
Ontario wheat—No. 1 spring, $2.09 to $12; canners and cutters, $5.50 to
to $2.17; No. 2 do, $2.06 to $2.14; $7; milkers, good to choice, $90 to
No. 3 do, $2.02 to $2.10 f.o.b., ship- $150; do, corn. and med., $65 to $75;
ping points,cording to freights. springers, $90 to $150; light ewes,
Peas—No. 2, $1,80, according to $11.50 to $1.3; yearlings, $12 to $14;
freights outside, spring lambs, $16.75 to $18.75; calves,
Barley—Malting, 90 to 95c, nomin- good to choice, $16 to $17.50; hogs,
al. fed and watered, $20; do, off cars,
Buckwheat—No. 2, 85c, nominal. $20.25; do, f,o.b., $19.25; do, f.o.b.,
Rye—No. 2, $1.39 to $1.42, nomin- country points, $19.
al.Manitoba flour—Government elan- Montrel, Mar. 25.—Choice steers,
dead. $10:75 to $11.00, Toronto. $13 to $14; good, $12 to $13; medium,
Ontario flour—Government stan- $7$10.50 to $11,50; common, down to
dard, 89.55 to'$0.76 en bags,'Toronto to $1 choice butcher cattle, $10.50
to $11,50; good, $9 to $10; medium,
and Montreal, prompt shipment in $8,50 to $9; canners, $5 to $6.50;
jute hugs. milk calves, $10 to $15; sheep, $9 to
Mill eed-Y Car lots,, delivered Mon-
treal freights, bags included. Bran, $10,50; lambs, $12 to $15.
$40.25 per ton; shorts, $42.25 per
ton good feed flour, $3.25 to $3.50
per bag.
Hay—No. 1, $20 to ,$21 per ton;
mixed, 018 to $19 per ton, track,
Torun t o.
Straw—Car lots, $10 per ton.
Country Produce—Wholesale.
Butter Dairy, tubs and rolls, 36
to e8;; prints, 40 to.41c. Creamery,
fresh made solids, 50 to 61e; prints,
51 to 53c,
Eggs—New laid, 35 to 36c.
Dressed poultry—Chickens, 26 to
345• roosters, 25c; fowl, 27 to 82c;
ducklings, 32e; turkeys, 45c; squabs,
doz., $4.50; geese, 25c,
Live poultry—Roosters, 22c; fowl,
28 to 330; ducklings, lb., 35c; tur-
keys, 30c: chickens, 27ct geese, 18c.
Cheese—New, large, 28 to 2814c;
twins, 28% to 29c; triplets-, 29 to
293%; Stilton, 291• to 30c; old, large,
29% to 30e; twins, "u0 to 301 c.
Potatoes—Ontarios, f.o.b. track
Toronto, car lots, $1.15 to $1.20.
Beans—Canadian, handepicked,
bushel, $8,25 to $3.75; primes, $2.50
to $3 imported band -picked, Burma
or Indian, $8.25; Limas, 14e.
Honey—Extracted clover, 5 lb. tins
25 to 20e lb.; 10 lb. tins, 24% to 200c;
60 lb. tins, 24 to 25c; buckwheat, 60
lb. tins, 19 to 20c. Comb: 16 oz.,
$4.50 to $5, doz.; 12 oz., $3.50 to $4,
doz,
Maple products --Syrup, per gal.,
$2.25 to $2.35; sugar, lb., 27 to 28c.
Provisions -- Wholesale.
Smoked meats—Hams, medium,
30 to 8Sc; do, heavy, SO to 32e; cook-
ed, 49 to 51c; rolls, 31 to 32c; break -
'fast bacon, 41 to 45c; backs, plain,
44 to 45c; boneless, 50 to 52c.
Cured meats -Long clear bacon,
28 to 29c; clear bellies, 27 to 28e.
Lard—Pure, tierces, 27 to 27%c;
tubs, 271/ to 28c; pails, 27% to 28%;
prints, 28% to 29c. Compound,
tierces, 20% to 2531c; tubs, 25% to
261%; pails, 26 to 263%; prints 27%
to ,27%c.
FAMOUS PRINCESS PATS
HAVE BEEN DISBANDED
A despatch from Ottawa says:—
The famous Princess Patricia's Can-
adian Light Infantry, Canadian Ex-
peditionary Force, is no more, De-
mobilization has been completed, the
last man being discharged and the
unit disbanded. There was a touch-
ing scene as. Lieut. -Col. A. H. Galt,
the organizer of the unit, bade the
men farewell. Many of the men have
left for their homes, those living at
a distance being provided with first
class sleeper accommodation and
tickets, in addition to generous al-
lowances for meals en route.
Swiss Will Grant Asylum
To Late Austrian Emperor
A despatch from Geneva says:—
The Swiss Government has received
a formal demand from former Ens-
' The Guards Cpme ,home. „
All London went wield upon the return of the 2nd Battalion of the Grenadier Guards from the war
front. Of the original unit which left England in 1914, only 12 fortunate men survive to take part in this
memorable home -coming. None of the gallant officers are alive, their burial places being chiefly Mons, The
Marne, Aisne, and Ypres.
BRITISH AVIATORS
TO CROSS ATLANTIC
A despatch from London says:—
British
ays:—British aveitors are to try for a
flight across the Atlantic. A secret-
ly built airplane, accompanied by
Harry Hawker as pilot, and Com-
mander Mackenzie Grieve, Royal
Navy, as navigator, has been shipped
from England for St. John's, New-
foundland, where it will start at the
earliest possible moment in an at-
tempt to win the Daily Mail prize of
210,000 for the first machine to fly
across the Atlantic.
The machine is a 'Sopwith two-
seater biplane, with a 375 horse-
power engine. The fusilage is boat -
shaped, and will support the machine
in the water. _
Pilot Hawker said he believed that
the flight would occupy about 19%
hours. The machine, he added, had
flown 900 mileein nine hours and five
minutes on one-third of its petrol
capacity, and is capable of maintain-
ing a speed of 100 miles an hour for
25 hours,
Harry G. Hawker won the British
Michelin prize for 1912 by a flight of
eight hours and 28 minutes. He has
made many long-distance flights
along the British coast, He estab-
lished a world's altitude record of
28,500 feet in 1916,
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$50,000 for Anzac Airman
Who Flies From Britain Home
A despatch from M- elbourne, Aus-
tralia, says:—The Commonwealth
Government is ocering a prize of
$50,000 for the first successful flight
from Great Britain to Australia that
is undertaken by Australians.
Former French War Minister
New Governor of Alsace
A despatch from - Paris says:—
President Poincare at a meeting of
the Wallet on Friday signed a de-
cree appointing Alexandre Millerand,
former Minister of War, Governor
of Alsace-Lorraine, M, Mriilerand''s
headquarters will be at Strasbourg.
peror Charles of Austria requestinndlle,
permission for him to live in Switz--'' ,TIE ITALIAN COMMISSION
erland. As the allies, through
Arthur J. Balfour, the British For-
eign Secretary, when sounded on the
subject recently, made no objection
to such residence, the request of
Charles probably will be granted.
The matter is now in the hands of
the Political Department.
•
Unless Rhine is Boundary,
Have Lost War, Says Foch
A despatch from Paris says:—
"The Rhine is our only good line of
defence. I do not demand annexa-
tion, but if we do not -secure that
military frontier we will have fought
in vain," is a statement made by
Marshal • Poch, quoted in an enter -
view printed in the Matin on Friday.
WILL INSIST ON FIUME
A despatch from - Paris says:—
The Italian delegation to the Peace
Conference has unanimously decided
to withdraw from the confere'rece un-
less Fiume is assigned td Italy con-
temporaneously with the conclusion
of peace,
Canada's 'War Cost Claims
Will Exceed $1,500,000,000
A despatch from Paris says:—Can-
ada has completed her war cost esti-
mates for submission to the Repara-
tions, Commission. It is understood,
according to the Reuter correspon-
dent, that the amount will exceed
$1,600,000,000.
SITUATION IN
EGYPT IS GRAVE
British Forces, Already Large`
Are Being Reinforced—
Bedouins Pillaging.
A despatch from London says:—
The situation in Egypt is becoming
worse, and at the present time is dis-
tinctly grave, a Reuter 'despatch from
Cairo says. Gen. Allenby, the com-
mander in Palestine, will reach. Cairo
Tuesday. The large forces of troops
already in Egypt are being reinforc-
ed.
A large number of armed Bedouins
have entered Beheira Province, low-
er Egypt, from the west, and are
robbing towns and villages. The
eiituation is not regarded as present-
ing any military danger.
The Turkish flag :is reported ,to be
flying in some villages of Belieire
Province. There are no reports of
any casualties having been suffered
by the military, but some prominent
native officials and several Egyptian
police have been killed. -
Riots et Cairo and Tanta on March
12 were suppressed by troops and
the police. The disorders in Egypt
have been ascribed to -.the activities
of the Nationalist' leaders, several
of whom have been deported.
"Going to theblacksmith shop to
get my tin hat reblocked."
TRAIN SERVICw
EXPECT PARD
I �N
OF GERMANY'
FIGHT S INS SPRING'L DEFINITELY BROKEN
Allies and I3oltihevilci Hurrying ARMY OF 600,000 IMMOBILE ANL
Prepa ratiiatps For Big LACKING IN MORALE
Conflict.
A despatch from Archangel says:—
Patrol activity has increased con-
sideea'b'ly` alone the Vologda railway
and on the Dvina front. On both
sectors the Bolebovikli have been
defeated by the allied and American
A^ mean -' Bolshevik raiding party,
making its way over, the snow, sur -
priced an allied : artillery position in
the forests near the Vo:ogda rail-a:r.
After considerable fighting in the
darkness' the ra; ileia were renulsed,
leaving a number of dead behind.
Following up last Friday's suc-
cess on the Dvina, when The Amer -
leer's and Russians repulsed a raid
against the allied lines of commune
Though Defeated. Great Part of
Prussians' Remain Unrepentant
and Still Dream of War.
It is cafe to say no one in the Brit,
ish army believes Germany, in a mila
tory sense, eis any icn;yee capable o
raking the field against thee allies,
ea; -e a war correspondent. Premia; ...
Clemencesu e famous ennner tat:ion
the potential strength of the Gammas
army as 600,000 men Was technically .
accurate, hut those 60d,000 no longer
constitute an effective military ma-
chine. Of the total number, throe -
quarters, or• about 450 000, of 'the
1918-19 classes are in depots and are'
icition, an American petrcl party on immobile for leek of equipment.
Friday eneoue'tered a Bolshevik pa- Their discipline is of the, worst,
trol in a wood, A number of the
Boleheviki were Wiled and the others
in the party were made prisoner.
As the winter has 'been unusually
mild. in north Russia, it is expected submittii'ng to military routine, but
There is little respect for the 5
cars, who dare not ateemeit to enforce
their authority, and apparently num-
bees of the men make no pretense of
that within a month the thaws will live as civilians, wearing only enough
come to matte extensive land fight- uniform to enable ' them ee present
ing impracticable. The Bolshevilei themselves at barracks and draw ra-
will have a big advantage when the tions, The remaining 150,000 are re -
rivers open. The Dvina and Vega presented by Hindenburg's two arm -
les in eLas an nese a so seem
Rivers will be navrgeble near the th 7' t, d tt 1
fighting front before the Deena is ill-equipped and of questionable mor -
opened further north around Arch- ale. The volunteer battalions re-
1.d angel. This condition would permit cently organized were to be sent to
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Suspension Bridge to be Built
Over the Bosphorus
at Constantinople.
A despatch from Paris says:—A
fast train service ,from Paris to
Southeastern Europe to replace the
famous Orient express, it became
known, was discussed at a meeting
this week of diplomatic representa-
tives of Great Britain, Belgium,
Switzerland, Italy, Serbia, Rou-
mania, Greece and France, under the
chairmanship of Albert Claveille,
French Minister of Pieblic Works.
The new route would run through the
Simplon Tunnel and Milan, Venice,
Triest, Agram and Belgrade. Later
it would be continued to Bucharest
and to Constantinople. There is
under consideration the question of
a suspension bridge across the Bos-
phorus at Constantinople, over which
connection would be made with the
German -built line to Bagdad.
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COMMANDER FROM PALESTINE
HAS ARRIVED IN L:Att1S
A despatch from Paris says:—.
Gen, E. H. H. Allenby, commander
of the British forces in Palestine, has
arrived here from Egypt to advise
the Supreme Council on Near East-
ern questions.
A Tell -Tale Document for the Peace Conference.
An interesting phoiographic bit of evidence for the Peace Confer -
ewe in the above photo which shows German soldiers destroying the
machinery of a silk mill. owned by N. Cattelinain, at Boussi.eres, near
Cumbrae
and Kotlas to reach the vicinity of greatcoats, and the whole system of
Beresnilci before the allied river fio- ordnance, commissariat and mans-
tilln can steam southward to meet' port seems disorganized.
them. Not Genuinely Reformed.
Efforts are 'being made, however, . Undoubtedly a large part of the
to speed up the arrival of the allied military caste still dreams of a fu -
I fleet in the fighting cone in order to tura war which will reverse the ver -
confine the Bolshevik advantage to diet of this one, and it would be rash
the shortest time possible. In the to believe any considerable part of
meantime, as long as the present the German people are really in their
cold weather continues, it is a race hearts repentant and honestly re -
against time to move over the snow formed. But I do not believe any -
before the thaw comes sufficient big where any [illusion exists as' to the
guns and ammunition- to hold the immediate future er any hope of be -
enemy boats in check until the allied ing able to renew the war against the
vessels can move southward. In this Entente,
work the allied transport service is The only national enemy now is
performing a stupendous task in, Bolshevism, of which, beyond doubt,
spite of the shortage of hay and oats,' the Carmen people aa a whole are
which has weakened 'the horses for terribly afraid. It is in the areas
the long hauls- over the snow and occupied by Allied troops alone that
added greatly to the difficulties of any sense of security exists.
the situation, —
BOY SCOUTS' CELEBRATION
World -Chain of Bonfires to Celebrate
the Declaration of Peace.
ONE OF 6 GREATEST GENERALS
Gen. Ilaig Infallible Leader in. Most
Glorious Campaign of History.
In connection with Field Marshal
The British Boy Scouts' Associa- Haig's -transfer from.command of the
tion, under the direction of Chief British army on :the continent to
Scout Sir Robert Baden-Powel, has command the home forces, the Lon -
inaugurated the idea of a "world- don Times prints an appreciative
chain of bonfires" to celebrate the article recognizing both his failures
declaration of peace. Every unit in
the United Kingdom will light a bon-
fire to blaze forth the glad tidings.
The -boys want to make- the cele-
bration Empire -wide. The British
Overseas Club and the Patriotic Lea-
gue have communicated with over-
seas branches asking all wileing to
co-operate to get in touch with them
at Aldwych, London, England.
There is talk of a boys' bonfire in
every town and city in -Canada, a pec-
uliarly appropriate form of celebra=
tion, since this was in ,former cen-
turies the chosen means of communi-
cating great news, whether of na-
tional danger or national victory,
CANADA'S POPULATION 8,835,000
A despatch from Ottawa,. Ont.,
says:—Canada's estimated popula-
tion, as given in the Commons, is
8,835,000. The census of 1911 show-
ed 7,206,643;
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WIRELESS TELEPHONE TALKS
FROM IRELAND TO CANADA
A despatch from London says:—
The establishment of wireless tele-
phony btween Ireland and Canada
has been announced by the Marconi
Company
Everybody's Living Longer Now.
Average lifetime has been increased
three years by sanitation and science;
and the longevity of a suit of clothes
has been increased three years by the
war.
Fifty years ago the acreage under
hops in Britain was 70,000 acres, in
1916 it was 81,000 acres last year
about 15,000.
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article, "probably fought more bat -
ties than any British general who
has ever lived, and their magnitude
dwarfs everything in our military
history. Waterloo would have been
a mere combat if it hod figured in
the catalogue of his engagements,
and his battles were, on the whole,
singularly successful.
"His best things were done at the
beginning and at the end of the war.
The conduct of the retreat. from
Mons was above praise, and it should
never be forgotten that his was the
distinction of that greatest and nar-
rowest of British victories, the first
battle of Ypres.
"In the last few months of the
war he was as infallible as the Duke
of Wellington himself, and when their
history comes to be properly written
we shall hail this period as incom-
parably the most glorious of our
military history.
"Haig must share the glory with
others, but when all deductions have
been made enough will remain to put
him among the first half dozen gen-
erals this country has ever produced.
Mistakes he may have made, for bat-
tles like Loos were premature, as we
now see in view of the amazing
strength of the German positions, and
Passohendaele must always he ac-.
counted a sone of the most tragie
passages in our history."
The House of Life.
Brief dweller in a world of strife,
Unfriended and alone,
I fain would build my house of life
With love for coruer-etone.
So love shall matte my house secure
For shelter and for rest;
'Love bringethtpleasures that endure
And many a cheerful guest.
And thus my house of life shall be '
More blest than tongue can tell:
'Tis banded for eternity
And Christ twit shall dwell
A Camouflaged Will.
An old fellow on his deathbed, in
making his will, murmured to his
lawyer: "And to each of my employ-
es who have been with me twenty
years or more I bequeath $10,000."
"Holy smoke! What generosityt"
ie ' wvee eirla red,
"No, not at all," aid the siclt man.
"FOB peel none of them have been
with me 'yeareeeeet nt will look
good in the papers, won't it 4.1r-eeee
Start the pendulum. No use to
wind the clock and leaVe the pendu-
lum 'hanging straight' down. Give
every morning a right start by hey-
1 ing things ph ;moi ed out right before
i von begin.,