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LADY' AASTOR
All Virginia is divided into 'many
parts. One of .these the Lan,gh'onnes
inhabited. Of 5hese the bravest was
Nancy.
At Mirador, Mbeinarie tCounty, Va.,
dwelt Iivlaster and Mistress Chiswell
Dabney Langhprne, wh'o'dttring the
era of cotillion‘ and lancers and be-
fore the tango, el he coach, the trap
;and sidesaddile and 'before the Ford,
bestowed upon iihsi? ha'pp'y commun-
ity a living Pllei dell a milting con-
:stellation of
figbeautiful star -eyed
daughters. Of these 'sisters Irene
Langhorne was the most be'autifu'l,
and the most gracious; but 'sister
Watley was indeed the bravest, and it
is of her we sing,
!It is a pleasant lean to sing; one
:about Nancy Langhorne: A song!
,pitched largely in \tia'jor ,eh'ords and
'broad, :ch'eenftel, ascending nte'lodies.I
Undoubtedly it is a babbleh'ymn more
often than not, but 'not without ro-
'mantic naotunnes ane .ballads, It is a
Pleasant song to sing because it is
about a girl who never has grown
up,. Of course, none of us does grow
Where Weight':Counts
rr you were a working man de-
pendent upon a not too 1'lberal sup-
piy of daily work to sulpport your.
ramrly, what would you think if
Your weight went down from 150 to
A6'pounds'?.
Herbert was alarmed when this
happened to him, but 'ileo didnot
want to . take "time oer" nor to
spend money on himself. However,
coughing and weuttneae hadtheir
.effect end one day he had to, be hur-
ried to the Toronto Iiospitahfor Con
suntptives. The experienced doctors
at the hospital shook their' heads
when Herbert's weight was known
iso little to. build on!
Bowe^er, patiencel, 'gond nl rstng
and complete 'rest have • hathe
desl,ied effect. Isis weight, has i.ti-
creasod twenty-two pounds, and be
' :reels surethat he will be able, to
return to support his family at no
.distant date:
• Financial assistance is urgently
needed tocontinue the good work
'for many such as Herbert, Will you
:please lend your assistance by send-.
•ing a generous contrthutten to G, A.
:Reid, 223 College St., Toronto 2:
up. We know and do a lot of things N
where we are young and growing.
Later we simply cons'olid'ate our ideas, b
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army and he knew that he had a the . Langhorne Pleiades 'had lost one
choice, He decided that he would be Of its stars, she brought with her
etter off taking the chance of con-
ict with the boys than the certainty
f daily assault and battery of no
en't1e variety at the hands of the
racious Irene and the femin'inely:ac
om'ptished Nancy. He has been gen-
rous enough in Water years to tell this
tory himself attd to say that he act -
ally did go back and fight, that his
and realize upon the result ,with a bit
more restraint. iWe ceaste' to invent.
IW.e simply becotne cautious. Accord-
ingly, in order to understand some-
thing of 'Lady Astor, :British Member
of Parliament, who has just arrived
in America fora short visit to her na-
tive state, we must.first observe Nan-
cy .Langhorne in her teens,
She was a child devoted to amaz-
ing contrasts of habit that were a
never-ending source of delightful,
amusing or painful surprises to her
devoted parentsand sisters. She was
graceful; she loved pretty clothes; alae
was musical; she danced lightly. She
could be delicate in manner, sweet
and thoroughly feminine; that is, for
one moment she might. The next mo-
ment s'hte' was Virginia's champion
tomboy. She would ,put dawn the lid
of the piano after .finishing quite pret-
tily a saccharine Chopin ndCtttrne and
five minutes later, if you heard a
hubbub outdoors, you would find 1liss
Nancy in the middle ofthe, street
p'la'ying football with the boys—and
as boys played it, too„
She was dainty or rough, respect-
ful or i'nupertinent, peaceful or tunbu-
lept, as she seeftod to believe the sit-
uation demanded. Ent undoubtedly
her roughness, her ilmpenbinen'ce and
her turbulence were. the emotion of
the ever -reforming' Woman. Lf you
were the one she roughed or insult -
e' it was far "your own ,goad.
'Take the case of lJohn: Powell, later
the ,famous American pianist and Com-
poser. John was the fattest and most
overgrown boy of the camomunity. He
had a complex about it and shunned'
competitive contacts with other boys.
(ales. Langhorne girls liked J'o'hn, and
!Nancy had a plan to cure him. It
Was a .plan which required strength
and daring. She knew she ,must have
help. 'Seo she went to the more beau-
tiful, the more gracious but so'mew!hat
larger sister, !Irene,.
One day sisters Nancy and Irene
waited in ambush at the Langhorne
gate, where John Powell had to pass
on the way home from s'c'hool; When
he arrived abreast of the gate the two
young ladies pounced upon him, upset
him and rolled the sunp'rised boy
about in the dust.. This was for ilisr
own good, they informed him. It was
to induce him to go back and: play
'a4th—acrd yes, when necessary. to;
sustain his self-respect, 'to 'fight—each
and every boy in the neighborhoo'd.
efahn Powell rubbed himself' here
and there, and' reflected, He knew
memories of things pleasant and un-
pleasant. All had not been ri'din'g to
hounds and dancing in the Camm'on
wealtth of Virginia. There .was a stra-
tum there ,that walked and limped,
that never rode or danced. There
were, 'particularly, too many tired wo-
men and too many poor and hopeless,
childreu•,
former boyish tyrants were so con- ,And when she reached London she
founded by his unexpected and fero- found still wider there the gulf be-
cious btliigerenty that they let him twicen the carefree luxuri'ou's and the
alone and paid him decent respect wayd'own-und'er stratum of those too
front that day (onward-
;This 'narrative reveals the young
girls' daring, courage and' rough -and-
ready- determination to achieve a pur-
pose which, outwardly a gesture of suffered the ,most. .America ° ignored
b'na'ado, was inwardly an emotion of these more than sufficiently, yes; but
sympathy and, understanding. in England their plight was worse.
But Nancy Langhorne also possess -Here they were forced into uncon-
ed a more strictly feminine type o'f'scionatbQe degradation by force of
sympathy. 'Another story, w'hic'h law.
proves that her' sense of denvacracyl 10f course, site magnified and:exag'-
'was 'sincere, automatic and natural, gerated; she 'was that kind. But she
also will help explain her later poli' was sure she ,was right—something
tic'a'I''success. ' had to be d+one about' it, What weap-
It was said that she had a most ons with wth'icih to ,fight? Determine -
fastidious taste in manners of speech tion? Yes. Wit? Yea. But not enough,
and dross. Whee She oocasion de- those two arrows. There must be a
mantled s'he could do herself tip abso-; bow and a taut Trow -string.
lately to the point of immaculate per- Quer marriage arid her husband's
lection, elevation to thepeerage gave her
IOn one o'cc'asion, when. she .n was, the opp'ortun'ity to stand for Perlia
traveling by train dressed .in her usual molt. Nro one but herself—not even
impeccable manner, she dbsenved a 1 her husband—knew she hard a chance
tired and poor mother ,surnonnded by to be elected, She had sublime eon -
dive or six of the dirtiest' children to fidence in herself, however; for ,dor-
be found in the commonwealth. The ing the preceding years she had roam
dainty 'Nancy stepped. 'nearer and ed about among the poor of her
noticed that the woman .was so tired neighlborhood ,day after day, talking
it was impossible for her to keep from over the problems with the mothers,
nodding. Every time •&lie would nod providing nursing and medical atten-
a child would tug or s'qu'alwl and tion Ear the sicic and 'establishing the
awaken her. first creches in ;tate communities.
1This was too much (Dor Naacy'•s im- Many men of the parties dict not
pulsive nature, so she quietly 'herded understand her at all. To the Con -
the c'hild'ren a'b'out her and drove them servaltives 'tlhe was supposedly a men -
dawn to the 'farther end of the car. ace to established class traditions: To
Then she went to the only meansofthe Liberals she was a supposed So -
ablution on this day Coach --the water eia'tis't, a b'it' leftish. To the S'o'cialists
cooler. 'With • a combination of ice she was supposedly a posing aristo-
weter and 'her handkerchiefs she re- Gratin upstart, As a matter of fact, she
dinned their han'd's and faces' es nearly was simply a ;bright, sympathetic, inl-
et a condition of Cleanli4nes's as her ptl'sive young wotnan who believed
equipment peemti,tted. And. she kept that as things' stood' the women - of
the children about her, quieting theist England and their chi'l'dren were trot
With sta,ries 'for the rest of the trip, `having a good break; that they had
while the tired. mother s'le'pt :on: itot the American ,woman's pluck or
!When, therefore, we jump abruptly daring to do anything about it, and
er the years to the vigorously therefore she, stall N'an'cy Langhorne
campaigning Lady ;Astor' it will be in impeltuosity and aggressiveness,
well ,1or .us to carry with us these would do something about !t,
piceteres of this tempestuous- yet ten- !Therefore, when her o
ppanents
der American schoolgirl.' spoke of the impertinence exhibited
For..when she left for ,England' and by any woman who sought to sit in
numb and dumb from long and hope -
leas servitude even to :understand the
misery in which it Lived. Again it was
the women and their little ones which
Painful Piles
Go Quick—No Cutting -No Salves.
Itching, bleeding or protruding piles
go quickly and don't come back;' if
you really remove' the cause, Bad
blood circulation in the lower bowel
and hemorrhoidal veins causes piles
by making the, affected parts weak,
flabby, almost dead, Salves• and sup-
positories fail because only an Internal
medicine that stimulates the circula-
tion and drives outthe impure blood
can actually correct the cause of piles.
Dr. J'. S. Leonardt discovered a real
internal Pile remedy, After oroscri'b
ing it for 1;000 patients with success'in
oyer 900 cases, he named it . H1E!ItiI-
RIOIIID. Ohas. Alberhart and druggists
everywhere sell H1E/M-PuOIID Tablets
with guarantee they will end your
Pile misery or money back.
Parliamen't, and partioulerly Of the
ignoble and'humiliating spectacle that
would be presented if the first woman
to sit there were an American, the
goodhousewives told them to lay off
their Lady Nancy. ,And the good
housewives argued with and convinced
their good men. Her wit and deadly
riposte in debate and on the soap :b'ox
are too well known to require repeti
tion here; .but it is the fact that the
women Largely were wont to her not
by her speeches, but by her everyday
contact with them. to fact, it is not
at all certain that her Beady and some-
times astringent wit has not at times'
done her more harm politically than
good,
,Atuhough at 4 St. ,Jamas' .Square
she was to become hostess to bhe great
of all nations in ,politics, professions
and the arts, her success was not im-
mediately or easily accomplished..
Many of the conservative aristocracy
of both sexes hes'it'ated to come, see
and be conquered. In this emergency
Ed•watd V'PI ,was once .more the good
friend of the deserving 'foreigner. His
Majesty not only accepted her invita-
tion to a reception, but personally in-
vited a number of the most difficult
but necessary personalities. (His invita-
tion was a command and was obeyed'.
The . aristocracy came, and taw; but
they were not yet conquered—particu-
larly the l'ad'ies.
Edward devoted himself so much to
the young American h'o'stess, and
seemed so allured by her witty con-
versation that the ladies went into a
huddle, determined to break ' up the
twosome. They' proposed that . she
join them at bridge. Quite truthfully
she told them she did not play bridge.
In fact, she said, looking alternately
at them and His ;Majesty: "'I know
little I cannot tell' the king from the
knaves."
!Well, that was that; and the ladies,
looking to the ICting for his reaction,
saw him shaking • with laughter. How-
ever, the ladies' attendance on suc-
cee'di'ng occasions was due not to the
lady's wit so much a's to the,gro'wling
conviction that Iady.Astor was on the
women's side. She battled against men
and their traditions, they found; she
fought for women and their future.
As to prohibition: Lady Astor's po-
sition is consistent with that which
she 'has maintained on other public
social questions, It is the women who
suffer most from an excessive liquor
trade—of this she is convinced; but
she does pot believe any habit -re-
straining law is advisable unless the
people -themselves want it. So she
hammers away at the points far re-
form that will be honored by popular
,
acceptance .and' approval. She advo-
cates restrictions as to hours .and the
manner of public sale; and She was so
disturbed at the sight of young boys
and girls visiting the bars of "pubs"
that she introduced d bill ,providing
that no liquor should be sold to those
under .eighteen years of age. She knew
she could go this far with the support
01 most fathers and all mothers.
Her bill was resisted in Parliament.
But Mr, Mlc'Question, representative
of the 'brewers, gave her an opening
one day when ,the House was dis'cu'ss-
ing the composition of a committee
to consider the bill, ,Reasons were re-
gnested, he said, for the failure to in-
clude upon the .committee "custom-
ers" and "habitues" of the public
houses. ;Lady Astor welcomed She
suggestion and answered him; "By all
mean's ,p'l'ace the habitues on the com-
mittee, but in each such case I de-
mand that the wife of the habitue go
on the committee at the same tine."
There was no applause, and her
suggestion was not adopted. But the
Horse reflected upon the Matter, and
When the bill came up it was carried
almost unanimously.
'10 must not be assumed that Lady
Astor always has clear sailing. She
often is heckled. Naturally, her, weal-
thy environment is envied by many
who do not understand what promp'ts
her ,politicalcareer. S:o'.nte looked upon
her as a pubti'city-seeking and con-
ceited snob. One woman -01 an audi-
ence once shouted. at her: "My child
iS as good as yours!"
Lady Astor answered : "Which one
of my c'hildren .do yoti mean? I have,
-five. Four of Clintearethe -best chil-
dren in .the world. And as for the
ifibh, for, the last two years .I haven't
been able to do a; thing with him. I
can readily believe that your boy is
PAGE SEVEN
behaving better (( than he is."
tAlthsough her answers are quick,
deadly ande'to the point, she is more
sensitive than would appear on the
surface. When she was introduced
into the House of Commons, the first,,
woman to take her seat there, she was
escorted to the desk by Asquith, and
Lloyd George, at that tiree the former
and present ,Prime Ministers, respec-
tively. There was uo applause; the
members remained seated and even
the immaculate, 'Spattedand button-
iered ,Austen Chamberlain kept', his
silk topper on his `head. None of these
acts was intended as an individual
affront, but she felt the ,general` "at-
mosphere of the chaneber• was hosti'le.
And. a few moments after' her instal-
lation she fled to the private chamber
provided• for her, and there she had
an honest, old-fashioned cry.
Yes, she knows how to be humble
and apologetic. But she is always
fearless and never will allow tactics
witch she considers unfairto be used
against :her, Diuriag one of her first
speeches, a member who likes women
neither in nor out of .Parliament be-
gan to mumble audibly. As she pro=
'seeded his mumbling Constantly grew
louder and attention was distracted
from her speech. She, of course, bad
the opportunity of pro'testin'g to the
Speaker. But that is not Lady Astor's
way; it would be an admission that
she co'u'ld not succeed without calling
Dor help, She stopped ,abruptly, turned
and walked over to the stumbling dis-
turber and stood facing .him. Pointing
her finger straight et him, she burst,
out: "Now see here, yowl stop that!
How do you expectme to go on with
my spteeob if you keep nyuinb'lieg all
the time? I don't do •that when you
spea4r."
This tine there was. some applause,
and the speech went on without in-
terruption. There has been ire Mum-
bling since when 'Lady Astor has
spoken. While she adores being the
centre of the stage, Lady Astor can
be :generous, and is happy to play sec-
ond fiddle on occasion. On her wed-
ding day there was the usual grated
reception. Nancy was radiant, happy
and bubbling with excitement. ,But
the most beautiful and royal appear-
ing person present was sister Irene,
iwlh'e had become the wife of .Charles
Dana Gibson, the artist. Guests would
speak to sister Nancy and turn to
gaze at Irene, "Irere's the really
beautiful lady of the family," said
Nancy and placed ,Sister Irene at
the top of the line. Many greeted her
as Nancy 'before they discovered that
the bride had put her beautiful sister
,in the place of 'Manor,
!Lady Astor's ideals are fund'amen'tal
and devoid of illusion, 'They are prin-
cipally occupied with equality of
human oppotitunity, protection and
'compensation for women. tIs she a
S.o'cialist? "Seciali'sm can be possible
only when individual greed- disappears
and that is still a long way .off." she
assents, ifs she a prohibitionist?
Yes, when the people themselves, un-
derstanding it, desine it -but at pre-
sent only So far as they San be edu-
cated to understand it and desire it.
IIn the meantime make it impossible
for minors to learn to drink and for
the wage earner to spend too much
time in the pub.
They tell about a hand -driving taxi
driver who, recently beat a red signal,
threatened bhe traffic cop's knees,
missed the safety zone by a hair and
Tightly grazed a bus, all in one dash.
,The cop hailed him, then strolled
over to the taxi, 'pulling a big hand
kerchief from his pocket enroute.
"Listen, cowboy!" he. growled, "On
per way back I11,1 drop this and see if
you can pick it up wit' yer teeth."
:Mistress'. "How is it, Mary, that
when you entertain your young man
in thekitchen, we don't hear .asound?
Maid: "Well, you see, ma'am, he's
so bashful that for the present he does
nothing: but eat,"
!Suitor: "Sir, I would like to marry
your daughter."
,Her Pal "No, young fellow.' You
are too young. You are only twenty
years old and she is twenty-eight,
Wait ten years. Then you will be
thirty, and she Will be ,twenty-eight,"
IHusbandt "If a man ,steals—no mat-
ter what -he will live to •regret it,"
!Wife (sweetly) "You used to steal
kisses ,from .me before we were mar-
ried."
!Huslband: "Well, you heard' what I
said,"
,First Girl: "I like .a man with a• past.
A man with a past is always interest-
;Second Girl: "Th'at's true; but I
don't think he's nearly so interesting
as a man with a futures"
Third 'Girl: '"The man who interests
me is themanwith a present; and the
more expensive it is the more interest
I take in .him,"
d'oetor instructed .a poor Irishman
to take the medicine he presci•ibed:pf-
ter every meal. "Sure an' I will," Pat
replied, "if yell only tell me where. I
can get a areal to •ta'lce before t'he'e-
dicing"