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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Seaforth News, 1929-12-19, Page 3CauseeTragedy Enough� � � y f the Dardanelles Pictures of Roasting $aids in I, How Conflicting Views of Winston Churchill andLord Fisher Precipitated a Grave Crisis ir► England During the World War, as Told.:by R, H. Bacon in "Worlds Work" lis,sermon in Westminster Abbot Lord Fisher of Kilverstono eMered hourly, every, minute of the day stated that "Pictures of roasting souls the •I9nglisit Navy in 1854. at the age bi'o ght face to face with the realities In hell make more atheists than, any r' sen. He rose steadily,achiev- At ham there was an inevit• ai of th r t e of war, a e d it ' inge remain- "world." II s 910 he h politicians other titin in thefrom 1904to 1 when g r -cur o It c ens to g" `able tendency for P 1 seemed ,certain that Passages `of the ed, the highest position open to e man conduct the war much the same as if gospel of St. Mathew on the eubieot in his position, First Sea Lord. it 1914 it had been merely the case of annual of future punishment attributed to he returned to the'. Admiralty under anceuvres War to them, naturally, our Lord'wee not said by our Lord -=Mr• Wtnsto Churchill, First Lprd of not the sono vital realitythat it r , the Admiralty, to serve Ins,country in had at all,'" •the hour he had thought :of fer sixty tied for time at sea or in the •field, At another point see said, "Soma say ,.long years, "It was not so nnuoh the .They patched up their party organize - that people wins rebel against Gad Navy, as the Navy at war, that Was tion to deal :with au entirely new class will be annihilated. I can only say, ever before Fisher's eyes,' In the of problems, to transact a novel busi- we do not know."Dreadnought he vas the first to create ness, and to snake 'decisions quite out Dean Inge, the "Gloom' Dean," in a heavyarmament ship. 1;Ie built the of the ordinary, but which were of preaching at St, Paul's aleo dente- modern English Navy, but as an Ain- fatal moment tc the empire, Political cated "the ghastly pictures of Hell erican criticonce said of hint, he was shackles bound, the organization of our which fill Christian literature." "ninety-five per sent, genius with 'five government in war, he it- had bound IIe stated that "the Roman churches per cent, of devil." its vision in peace -time, No -organize- -attempted to solve the problem of Such a tnan, hard-headed and re -tion of the government in wartime had Hell by introducing Purgatory, which lentiesa, was not suited to serve under ever been thoight out beforehand; no is a plausible theory, The modernist his superior, Mr, Churchill, It is one training of our prints ministe •4 or Protestant really believes in Purge- of the tragedies of Eulgish naval his other high officials in matters with tory but not in Hell, What is really tory that his last six months of ser- which, in war, they would have to deal needed 18 a spiritual conception of vice were filled with bitterness. And had ever been suggested. Our generals eternal life, 1 would be the last to yet one cannot escape the conclusion and admirals had been trained for war revive the terrible symbolic of Hell that the final disaster of resignation from their youth rip, whereas prime 'torture but I • think there is a great was in some part due to his own tern- ministers, on whom the supreme diree- .danger to -day of entirely banishing peratnent. tion of the war rested, were appa ent- the fear which is never absent from Admiral R, II, Bacon, at the in., ly supposed to be: supernaturally en - `the New Testament.: We'would serve stance of Lord Fisher's literary true -'dewed with knowledge of war and war God with reverence and godly fear." tees, has written a two -volume bio- conditions and, with no previous train- _ -g, graphy:. Lord Fisher of Kilverstone, ing, to be:capable of conducting a SomeThe following chain of events is taken world-wide struggle of supreme im- Helpful 1� from the last chapters of that work. portance to the empire. The result was It will be remembered that the gigan- muddle and disaster, and the greatst Baking -tins that have become blank• tic siege of the Dardanelles, although of cur failures was the Dardanelles ailed from long use in the oven shoulcl it had Constantinople• as its objective, campaign, be boiled for a couple of hours in was undertaken equally as much for On the :rourteenth of May, 191.5, in strong soda water. It will then be easy the political effect it would have on the the midst of the campaign, we find to scrape away the discoloration with Balkan States. Backed by the govern- Mr. Churchill writing to the Prima meat, it was opposed by the Sea Londa, Minister: soap and silver sand.s„ A pinch of cream of tartar, added notably Lord Fisher.—Ediipr's Note. I must ask you to take note of when half -beaten, will' prevent the PERSUASION AND CAJOLERY Fisher's statement today that he was white of egg "falling.' On October 31, 1914, Turkey dealer- against the Dardanelles, and had been To prevent milk or. custard boiling ed war, and on the third of November Firstall toSe Lord hs ato thatd effect The •over, grease the top of the saucepan the outer forts at the entrance to the rya has agreed in writing with a, little butter. .� Dardanelles were bombarded by our the to every executive telegram,e on which 'To prevent icing running over' the ships for about ten minutes. Any more and had they hene, been immeconddiately of cakes, s Tinkle the top with a foolish proceeding cannot well be im- cesand had they been ld have sue. little flqur, p agined, The reason put forward was BusfI ma ccrnoit would have been his. g But I make no complaint of that.” A pearl button sewn to the corner that it was desirable to test the range Mr. Churchill's statement is correct, of the dishcloth is handy to scrape of the Turkish guns! The tact was but so' also, was Lord Fisher's. Mr. •any substance 'which clings to plates that Mr. Winston Churchill, First Churchill knew .perfectly well that •or pots. Lord of the Admiralty, suffered from Lord Fisher waa, and always had been If carpets are spotted with dirty a disease, common among those not ac- against the whsle operation and that marks, make a stiff paste of magnesia, customed'to war, which may be called it was only at his insistent request, and hot water, and fuller's earth. Cover caooefhes agendi, that is, the itch to under pressure, that Lord Fisher had the marks and Ieave till dry, then be always doing something. This boo- reluctar tly consented to aid the opera - brush off with a stiff brush. • bardment at once brought hometothe tion in every way he could. In his Even old steins can be removed by Germans at Constantinople the neces- World Crisis he himself says: ,"I am this treatment: Stretch •the Boiled silk sity for bringing the defences of the in no way concealing the great and over a basin and: pour belling water Dardanelles up to the highest pitch of continuous pressure which I put ,upon through the material. Then rub pow• perfection, and, incidentally, it afford- the old Admiral." dared borax over the stain, and pour ed them three months in which to "I CANNOT CONSENT TO BE more boiling water on it, and stain achieve their object. PARALYZED." will be gone, No unbiased person, looking back II the waste pipe of the bath has now and studying the history of the Mr. Churchill's letter to the Prime become Choked with 'soap, take a Dardanelles, can fail to trace the se- Minister continued: handful each of salt and soda, force quence of events. Smitten with the I am.attaehed to the Old Boy and them into thepipe, and pour a kettle- fascination of a great operation which; it is a great pleasure to me to work Idof boiling water down it. Between if successful, promised a vast political with him. T think he reciprocates these them they will deal with the obstruc- reward, Mr. Churchill practically feelings. My point is that a moment Council to adopt his will arise in these operations when tion, forced the War Co There Is nothing better as a sub- proposals, although he knew that he the Admiral and Genera] on the spot stitnte for suet or halting powder than had neither Lord Fisher's approval nor will wish and require to run a risk sago soaked in water or milk until rthat of Admiral Sir Arthur Wilson. with the Fleet for a great and decisive quite soft, then added to the flour in Henever consulted the Board of Ad- effort. If I agree with them; I shall the porportion of one small teacupful miralty. He constantly, in the face of sanction it; and I cannot consent to of dry sago to four of flour. Lord Fisher'`s •objections, persuaded be paralyzed by the veto of a friend If after serving a hot joint of boiled and cajoled him into acquiescing to who, whatever h ys tever'ISatresplthe t, will sales'.° beef you put it back into the water in send out more and more vessels urg-. whicb. It was boiled' it will be much en-tly required at home. The First Lord thus in effect wrote to snore tender when served cold than if BASIC CAUSES OF MUDDLE the Prime Minister to say that he put into the larder dry. Let us summarize the true causes of intnded to the Seaate r , himselfehimself Did you know that "strong juiced" the Dardanelles muddle. First and has stated that "no ship could sail -or vegetables, such as cabbage, caul! foremost, the blame must rest on our gun fire without the sanction of the flower, Brussels sprouts, onions and peculiarly inefficient war oragnization, First Sea Lord"; and, in effect, he Turnips, should be :cooked quickly in whereby an aged, politician, a matt now asked, either that Lord Fisher be an open -saucepan and in abundance etdowed with many gifts but whose dismissed and a weaker First Sea of water? main training in life had been that of Lord appointed who would 'o his bid- • a "party" man, with a resultant re- ding, or, that he himself should be Fund to Replace 'gard for procrastination and expedl- ;•iven authority to override the pro- ency and whose guiding motto was fessional views of the Sea Lords. Scots Fishing Nets "wait and see," became the•chairman Lost in Storm of the War Council, merely because he PROFESSIONAL ADVICE DIS - happened to be the political leader of REGARDED. Glasgow: The Lord Provosts of the partyin One must marvel at the assurance of Glasgow, Edinburgh, Dundee andpower at the declaration this Aberdeen, acting upon the recomhen- of war. This chairmanship should youne7 politician, who assumed dation of William Adamson, Secret- without any doubt have been held by professional naval knowledge superior an energetic man of business who was to that of picked men whose lives had tory of State for Scotland, have tissued accustomed to probe matters, without been spent in the Navy and in the an appeal to the public of tli.efr re- fear or favor,_down to their basic study of naval problems. spective areas for support for the foundations, That the Prince Minister Already, during the ill-fated first Scottish national fund for relief' of should have been kept informed of the few months of his war administration, distress in the flshiug communities in •deliberations of this Council, have at- disaster had clogged Admiralty policy, Scotland, due to the fishing fleet dis- tended its meetings when he desired, and he had been forced to call in Lord aster in a recent gale.'and have retained power to sanction Fisher to put matters right. Over the Sia hundred vassals lost 31,000 nets, or veto she proposals arrived at is, of Dardanelles he had brought the Navy the cost of replacement of which will course, obvious, bub the conduct of the into a difficult position by his dis- be £150,000. Mr, Adamson stated spade work, the sifting of facts from regard of the advice of his profession - that the storm havoc had fallen on mere ex cathedra opinions, should have al,colleagues; but he, in spite of this, the industry which has suffered from been under the direction o£ a man se- appealed to the Prime Minister to re- , a depressed condition for some yearsleered from the whole manhood of the Bove him entirely from all professional and that as a result 01 the latest blow'country Eor his sound sense, energy, control and virtualiv to dismiss the many Rahormen who have no reserve and genius in the conduct of business, man who had retrieved the errors of capital or credit for" re -equipment mayA second cause for the muddle was the early part of his administration. be compelled to abandon fishing. that both Lord Kitchener and Mr, If success hacl followed his previous The secretary said he is countingChurchill were allowed to state their disregard of the advice of his naval on "the sympathy which will inevit-personal views instead of the .Council advisers ho might, with some appear-, ably be aroused in Scottish hearts" at being placed In possession of the con- awe of reason, have asked to be allow- the news of the fishermen's plight. sidered opinions of tike naval war staff ed in future to follow his unfettered The Lord Provost here has arranged and the headquarter staff at. rho War judgment; but, instead of success, to receive contributions.Office, No information on vital mat- something approaching disaster had ters was asked from these two author- resulted. Joy -Riding ities, no joint conferences between During the course of the night of these two staffs took place; but the May fourteenth four memoranda name thing- ti that Daily are outlIs ast atogood he Personal opinions of individuala woad tq Lord Fisher's office from the First taken to deal with the nuisance of allowed to take the place of considered No. 1 dealt with the provision of staff appreciations. •'.yoy-riding," or car -stealing to give itThirdly, views of these two states siege artillery, stages and cranes, lay - its proper name. The present dila- should have been laid before the Coun- ing lines of indicator nets watched by entity is that magistrates differ as tooil by their technical heads, not by drifters, fitting the battleshipswith the criminality . of taking a: moons s Lord Kitchener and Mr. Churchill- It trellia-work protectioi against nines, ear and "joyriding" in it. Some treat was right end proper that theae two and the provision of seventy aircraft It as an amiable ° klud of practical ministers should have been members of and some'' 500 -pound bombs. coke, though others with much better the Council, but they were not the pro- No. 2 dealt' with a scheme of Com- reasom convict the thiel,' 8iiom theper persons to lay the stare reports modore Tyrwhitt' for submarine and public Point of view ear -stealing res- before the members or to answer any ZePPelin hunting, and made proposals OMB ate a danger, 11 is a great riskfor variops arrangentents in the questions which arose therefrom Jur- to have parsons Who are.antirely irre• lug debate, •The various' commands, Grand Fleet and' the North Sea, and spousible and may be criminal racing both ashore and afloat, were daily, lase 'Suggested a telegram to Admiral a tound the streets. The (Wager of ' ` de Meek about the scheme. toad accidents is seriously increased. Mineral's, Liniment for Distempers -; No, 8 proposed an Fntportaut rear - :Hell Chief Cause of Attie- . ism, Says Bishop London.—The Bishop of Loudon In 'WHY SHOULD lit suffer from rheumatism like ike thi•s2 TF ho would accept the ad. vice of thousands of men and women, ho would find relief by taking Dr. Wil. limns' Pink Pills. Rheuma. tism is not a surface ailment that can be banished by rub- bing with liniments or oils. Watery, poison -laden blood must be built up and puri. lied before there can be any progress toward permanent recovery. Time and again, sufferers have proved the value of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills in the treatment of rheumatism. "For some years," writes Thomas Martin, of Novor, Ontario, "I was so badly troubled with rhetunatism I could hardly walk and suf- fered great pain. I had medi- cal treatment but did not get much relief. After tak- ing Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for some time the trouble disappeared and has not since shown the least sign of returning.' Start today to relieve your rheumatism. Buy a box of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills et your nearest druggist's or, postpaid, by mail at 50 cents a box from The Dr. Williams Medicine Co., Brockville, Ontario. ,.18 Dr. 3 f ha � 9 PIN}�+ Bi" P I.HIFAIS "A HOUSEHOLD NAME IN s4 cOUNTRIZS" what the First Lord prepesed with KEEP THEM HAPPY BY Ciassiffed Advet"tiwetn C'l reference to weakening further the sxrvaxx�izrs i(Aoi41TT fleet m home waters He felt that it KEEPING THEM was lunpossible to walk with him any tally Mk,N orht Lion Swhllo(l tun. longer and at once wrote and sent oirr , pay easy wore Aarn while iparn� before breakfast, a letter to the Prime s Minister resigning his office of Fireti Itis natural for children to be hap• barber spl5001 system. will. er oil Irntnodlately for free oatalogue, Meier Inc barber trade under famous Meter .tirericen plan, rverld's mo t i'eliab e Sea Lord, This action precipitated athe storm, decided to invite the Union- py, active and full of fun, When they harbor Oolloga, 111 Queen Wost. Toronto crisis, and Mr, Asquith, bending before are fretful, fussy and disinclined to play you meq es sure somethingis I" Your DO ANY BNnd free SEND � Poi• our special .oiler and free aarnpte , wrong Almost invariably that some- linglIels Wool Co,, le 0. l3ox 051, Dept. W, o en tet leaders to . enter the g ov. t ornn ant, The succeeding days, therefore, brought a change so far as Lord Fish- er was concerned. The reconstruction of the government introduced an en- tirely new factor. He began to see that if, in the newt reconstructed govern- I attar iof y the stomach and bowels and tons heunis, ors each. °has. Reasbeck, -ane moat, Mr. Churchill lett the Admiralty drive out constipation and indigestion; Meek Hill, ant: he, Lord Fisher, might still remain as break up colds and simple fevers and Fist Sea Lord, provided that the new allay teething pains. Concerning First Lord was not irrevocably come them Mrs. W, 79, Forsyth; Dover, N.B„ OTTE, 6 WM:MS TO 3 YEARS.. mitred in advance,to the DardanellesAlso sable and white, Spotiesa writes;—"I would not be without white pups, remanent podlgrQp 6 wpelq enterprise. Later he was told by some- Baby's Qwn Tablets as.I know of Path-; 5100 each, W. A, Dicier, lion Air, Ont.. one who professed to know what was thing lies in the digestive tract, Aiontroal., It is to meet the need for an crone lately safe Corrective of childhood all - Merits MSNK, $134 PAIR; S3LACK merits that Baby's Own Tablets have Q S;a0000ns, x$300 pair: Silver Faroe, boon designed. They gently regulate 31a0 Dair;, Cross Iroxea, 5200 pair; I ar- x i L b ) 00 tri Irox ron SALE, ooLBIES ing to equal then- for fretful, fussy in progress behind the scenes, that the babies who are troubled with colds or! Unionist leaders were determined he sour stomach:' should remain in the Admiralty and Baby's. Own Tablets are sold by, practically made this a condition of 'medicine dealers or by mail at 25 their joining the go fernment, reached Scotland. This is cents a box from The Dr, Williams' clear from letters he wrote after he Medicine Co„ Broclrville, Ont. reached him that Mr. Balfour would of Musk -Ox Eventually, however, the rumor g��,� become First Lord and that Mr.® Conserved Churchill would remain !h the Cabinet. 11 11D Desirous as he was of staying at the f Admiralty and completing the work he Thelon Game Sanctuary has started, he determined not to do so with the Dardanelles millstone hung sound his neck; for ( next to Mr. Churchill, the most ardent advocate on the War Council of the Dardanelles operations had been Mr, Balfour. He accordingly, without consulting any- body, seized Isis pen and wrote to the Prime Minister, His letter amounted to an ultimatum, and prime ministers are not accustomed to submit to such dos- tation, nor to be told whom they are to exclude from their Cabinets. Had Lord Fisher called on the Prime Min- ister he might lame placed before him his point of view in a perfectly consti- tutional manner, but the letter that he wrote finally destroyed any chance of his being retained as First Sea Lord." "COMMANDED BY KING" If Lord Fisher had remained quiet, as most of his friends were urging him to do, he would in all probability have been asked to remain as First Sea. Lord, and he could then. have intro- duced gradually the changes he felt necessary, But he was obsessed with the idea that he could not serve at the Admiralty with Mr. Balfour, who was already deeply committed to the Dar- danelles campaign; more especially as Mr. Churchill was to be retained in the Cabinet and would therefore be in a position to support Mr. Balfour in that matter. It is noteasy to understand how Lord Fisher could have believed that his letter was a proper communication to send to a Prime Minister, and not to have seen that it was a most inju- dicious act on his part. But there is no doubt that he did not view his ac- tion in that light. The strain of the• previous few days, and more especially the wrench of his self-sacrifice, with- out doubt helped to warp his judgment. The end came on May twenty-second in a letter front 'the Prime Minister: Dear Lord Fisher, I am commanded by the King to ac- cept your tendered resignation of the Office of First Sea Lord of the Ad- miralty. Your- faithfully, H, H. Asquith. rangement of, the Grand Fleet, so as to station squadrons in the Humber. No. 4 dealt with re -enforcements for the Dardanelles. Captain T. E. Crease, naval assist- ant to Lord Fisher, gives a vivid de- scription of the events of that fateful night: "I was working in my room at the Admiralty on the night of the 14th May, when towards midnight Master - ton Smith (the First Lord's private secretary) came in with the minute (No. 4) and covering letter, and said that the First Lord wished the First Sea Lord to have them in the morn- ing. "Masterson Smith asked me to read them through, and I did so. He was evidently uneasy about the minute and asked me 'how I thought the old man would take it' Knowing well Lord Fisher's frame of mind during the.past few days and his letter to the Prime Minister of the day -before (in which he pointed out Mr. Churchill's deter- mination and forecast his own resigna- tion),, and reading that submarines were now included in the proposed re- inforcements, in addition to various other ships and materials that Lord Fisher had not mentioned a few hours earlier, I had no hesitation about my reply. I said at once that I had no doubt whatever Lord Fisher would re- sign instantly if he received the min- ute; for these r ew proposals, coming at that moment, would be the last straw. "Masterson Smith, who also was very familiar with the First Sea Lord and his ways, said he did not think Lord Fisher would go so far as that; but I repeated that I felt quite certain that he would. After some discussion Masterton Smith said he would tell the First Lord my opinion before definite- ly handing me the minute to pass on. After some delay—I believe Masterton Smith first spoke to de Bartolome (the First Lord's naval secretary) on the subject before going to Mr. Churchill —he calve back with the dispatch box and said it must be sent on, for the First Lord was certain that Lord Fisher would not object to the propo- sels; bub the First Lord had also added 'that, in any case, it was necessary that they should be made.' I repeated my warning as to the consequences, and then arranged for the dispatch. box to be delivered early in the morn- ing to Lord Fisher." I1 Mr, Churchill had been wise be would Fusee kept back the minute and have discussed the matter next morn- ing; but either, in his optimism, he did not care whether Lord Fisher resigned Closed by Oreder-in- Council Ottawa,—The Thelon game sanc- tuary east of Great Slave Lake in the Northwest Territories which contains the last known herd of muskox on the Canadian mainland, has been closed. No person, either Indian or white man, will be permitted to enter this 15,000 -mile preserve unless by special permission, Hon, Charles Stewart, Minister of Interior, announced re- cently. The musk-ox is exceedingly rare and action has been taken, by order - in -council, to conserve the herd of ap- proximately 250 known to have their habitat in this area, To prevent serious depletion et Canadian wild life and to ensure pelts being taken only when prime, amend- ments have been made to regulations covering the administration of game in the Northwest Territories. Open seasons for fur -bearers have been set as follows, with former open season dates in brackets: muskrat, March May 31, (Nov. 1 -May 15); arctic foe, Nov. 10 -March 31 (Nov. 1.March 31); lynx, marten, mink and fisher, 'Nov. 1 - March -31 (Nov. 1 -March 15). This was an abrupt form of farewell after over sixty years of good service to his country; but a man who pre- cipitates a Cabinet crisis in wartime cannot expect any great courtesy from those whom he has embarrassed. It is .a matter of history that, in the past one hundred years, and probably for longer still, no First Sea Lord had ever resigned through a difference of opinion with his First Lord Mr. Churchill created a double record in this respect. Two of his First Sea Lords—Adlttirai of the Fleet Sir Ar- thur Wilson and Admiral of the Fleet Lord Fisher—both relinquished their posts owing to differences of opinion with Mr. Churchill on naval matters. This record is all themore remarkable when it is appreciated that these two were probably the most experienced Sea Lords the country had seen for a century; whereas Mr. Churehrill was the youngest and, politically, the most inexperienced of any First ,Lord who had held office during that time. It is not unreasonable, therefore, to suggest that Mr, Churchill's unfortunate and undue optimistic belief in his own judgment was not only a great dis- service to the country but was the dom- inating reason for Lord Fisher's re- signation. Leave the Coal Mines Alone Evening Standard: What is quite clear is that any attempt drastically to alter wages or hours at the present moment and under present circum- stances can do nothing but set back the partial revival which has already taken place. It will handicap us still further in our foreign markets, and, by forcing th cieosure of those pits which stand on the margin of econo- mic working, will increase unemploy- meat and involve a permanent loss of wealth—since a pit that has once been closed down is not easily opened. — r Modern Indifference London Daily News: The war alter- ed the values of things. In a world where everyone was so liable to be killed at any moment nothing seemed quite so important as it had done. And themood has remained. It will pass doubtless in time. But while it lasts all manner of old, queer, obsolete things will continue to enjoy safe and undisturbed, rather popular than otherwise, their shadowy existence. School Age Difficulties Glasgow Herald: It is now becom- ing increasingly manifest that the an- nouncement, snouncentent, made by the present Government at the beginning of their tenure of office, in regard to the rais- ing of the school age was, from every point of view, premature, Everywhere in England the signs of difficulty ac- cumulate. Buildings offer a problem of the first magnitude: there will be a scarcity of properly qualified teach- ers: no provision has been made to assist the voluntary schoolswithpay- ments for new buildings, and it seems not unlikely Chet the whole religious position in England will constitute or not a (which ill somewhat fore- menace to the early application of shadowed by his remark that "in any the new agedImit for leaving school. case, it was necessary that they should be made"), or ho had confidence that Another thing that has puzzled es, a he could bent "the old Admiral" to his little, about "success stories," la why purpose. the interviewer sometimes has to ULTIMATUM TO THE PREMIER hunt up hie subject in a eanitarloum, Lord Fisher opened the dispatch box in the early morning and saw at once Mlnard's Liniment for Chapped Hands JOLTS Sometimes it takes a real jolt to wake up the irresponsible one. 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