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131:.GIN HERE '!'ODAY way a slight to herself, and was cor-
Ned ; Cornet • goes on a voyage to respoedingly - downcast and irritable.
Northern Canada and Alaska for his Wholly out of sorts, she had let him
father, Godfrey Cornet. He is to ex- go to the deck r{lone: suddenly
over the bow he sudd y
perceived a faint silver radiance close
to the horizon.. His iirst'impression,
was that the boat had taken a south-
easternly course, and this argent
gleans was merely the banner of the
rising moon. Immediately he knew
better: except by the absolute dis-
ruption of cosmic law; the moon could
not rise for at least four hours. He
knew of.no coast light anywhere in the
region, and it was hard to believe
that he had caught the far-off glimmer.
of a ship's dight. Seemingly such fol-
lowers of the sea nad been left far
behind them.
But ashe watched the Tight grew.
His own pulse quicker -ed. And pres-
ently a radiant streamer burst
Straight upward like a rocket, flutter-
ed a moment, and died away.
A strange thrill and stir moved
ntrieac
tlrroLgh the r y of his nerves.
He knew now what this light por-
tended;.jt was known to every way-
farer in the North, yet the. keenest
excitement took hold of him,
"The Northern Lights!" he told
himself. A quiver of exultation, passed
over him.
A few feet distant on the deck Bess'
eyes turned from the miracle in the
skies to watch the slowly growing
light in Ned Cornet's face, It was well
change two thousand silk and velvet
Thns with profits are Indians
nfor
e to be fine furs,
e 75-25, the
lion's share to Ned. Seven persona go
en the ship with Ned: his fiancee,
Lenore Harclenworth, and her pother;
Bess Gilbert, a seamstress; Captain
Knutzen, assisted by McNab and For-
est and one cook.
Mrs. Hardenw:,rth objects to eating
at the same table with the seamstress.
Bess resolves to avoid the thre aristo-
crats. Ned is polite to Bess when oc-
casionally they meet, but Lenore and
her mother ignore the giro.
As the voyage continues and the
weather grows colder much discomfort
is felt by Mrs. Hardenwerth and Le-
nore who haw come unsuitably clothed
for a sea voyage.
NOW GO ON WITH THE STORY.
CHAPTER VII.-(Cout'd.,
The name of the craft was s the
Charon! The thought chilled him and
dismayed him.
For all his boasted realism, Ned
Cornet had never got away from sup-
erstition. Man is still not far distant
from. the Cave and Squatting Place,
and superstition is a spectre front out
the dead centuries that haunts all his
days. The coincidence that their
craft, plying through these deathly
waters, should bear such a name as
the Charon suddenly suggested a dark
- possibility to Ned. All at once this
man, heretofore so sure, so self-suffi-
elent, so incredulous of anything ex-
cept his own continued glory and hap-
piness and life, was face to face with
the fisrt fear the simple, primitive
fear of death.
Was that his fate at the journey's
end? Not mere trial, mere hardship
and stress and adventure, but uncom-
promising death! Was he experienc-
ing a premonition? Was that training
camp soon to be a reality, as terribly
real as these cold seas and this sky
of stars instead of a mere figment of
an old man's childish fancy?
The thought troubled and haunted
him, but it proved to be the bast pos- +s
sible influence for the man himself.
t /
For the first time in his life Ned Cor-
net was awake. He had been dream- '
ing before: for the first time he had r" -/��/�
dreadful omnipotence of fate were no
wakened to•life. Fear, disaster, the
i
/•
longer empty words to hint: they were
stern and immutable realities. He 'Do you know where we're getting."
knew what the wolf knows, when he he asked.
howls to the v ipter moon from the
snow -swept ridge, that be was a child enough for him to find his inspiration
in the hands of Powers so vast and in the majesty of nature. Bess was
awful that the sublimest human a woman, and that meant that man
thought could not even reach to them!
' Ile could see, dimly as yet, but un-
mistakibly, the shadow of that travail
that haunts men's days from the be-
ginning to the end.
Hisfather's blood, and in some de- Before ever that long night was
grees"his father's wisdom, was begin- done, clouds had overswept the sky
sing to manifest itself in him. It and a cold rain was beating upon the
was only a whispered voice as yet, sen.
wholly to be disregarded in the ecce The drizzle changed to snow that
of too great temptation, yet never- lay white on the deck and hissed soft-
theless it was the finest and most hope- ly in the water.
inl thing in his life. And it came par- Once more the craft plied among
ticularly clear one still, mysterious islands; but now that they had passed
night, shortly after the dinner hour, into Bering Sea the character of the
as he faced the North from the deck land had changed. These were not the
of the Charon. dull -green, wooded isles met with on
The schooner's auxiliary engines first entering Alaskan waters. Wild
had pumped her through Unimak Pass and inhospitable though. the latter had
by now, the passage between Unimak seemed, they were fairy bowers corn -
and Akun Islands; and now she had pared to these. Nor did the mossy
launched forth into that wide, western mainland continue to show :. marvel -
portal of the Arctic—Bering Sea. ous beryl men through mist.
Still the wonderful succession of bright The truth was that these islands
days had endured, no less than marvel- were for -scattered fragments of the
bus,' along the mist -swept southern Barrens, those great wastes of moss
shore of the peninsula, but now the and tundra between the timber belt
brisk, salty wind franc the northwest and the eternal ice cap of the pole.
indicated an impending weather Lately the ship had -taken a north -
change. It had been a remarkably ern turn, following the island chain,
;rear and windless day? and the night and the cloudy.,, windy, rainy days
had cane down, go swiftly and so soon, found them not far from the main -
wits of strange and stirring beauty, land, in a region that would be wholly
The stars had an incredible lustre; the icebound in a few weeks more, And
sea itself Was of an unnamed purple, when they were still a full day from
marvelously deep—such a color as their turning paint Knutsen sought
scientists might find lying beyond the out Ned an the deaf.
seectra.m, And Ned's eyes, tonight, "? r Coring So you haw where
ware not dulled by the effertg Qf wml a getting? he asked quietly.
that is born of woman was her work
and her being. She turned her eyes
from God to behold this man.
CHAPTER VIII.
true' is I'M way out of my old haunts.
lee traveling by chart only; neither
ole nor Marab, nor very may oder
people know very muell the waterways
between dese islands, y01.7,'1,13 up, here
to trade for furs, and you haven't got
:Ill winter, You know dat dese waters
here, shut off from the _currents, are
going to be tighter don a :drum before
very many weeks. Why don't you
make your destination Tzar Island,
and start back from dere?"
"You think it's really dangerous?"
"Not really dangerous, maybe, het
mighty awkward if anythng should
go wrong wit' de old brig, You under -
sten' dal not one out of four of dese
little islands is inhabited, Some of de
larger islands have only a scattered
village or two; some of 'em haven't
a livin *lumen being. Deem plenty
and plenty of islands not even named
in dis chart, and I'd hate to hit the
reefs of one after dark! Der's no one
to send S.O.S. calls to, in case of
trouble, even if we had wireless, De
only boat I know dat works carefully
through dis country is.anot'er trader,
the Intrepid—and dot won't be along
till spring, Mr. Cornet, it's best for
you*to know dat you're in one of the
most uninhabited and barren' c'oun-
tries-J
"And the most dreary and gener-
ally damnable," Ned agreed, with en-
thusiasm, "Why didn't you tell me
this before? Muchinoff Island isn't
anything in my young life. I picked it
out as a starting point simply because
it was the farthest north of the Skop-
ins, but since there seems to be plenty
of territory-"
"It will. make ybu -hump some to
cover all de good territory now, in-
cluding some of the best of de Aleuts,
and get around Alaskan Peninsula be-
fore 'winter sets in, in earnest. Tzar
Island is yust to our nort-east. Shall
I head toward it?"
"How long will it take—?"
"Depends on de wind. Dis is a tick-
lish stretch of water in here, shallow
in spots, but safe enough, I guess,
I think we can skim along and make' it
in long before dawn."
"Then do it!" Ned's face suddenly
brightened. "The souner I can shake
my legs on shore, the better I'll like
it."
Tho seaman left him, and for a mo-
ment
a a Imo t drunk
Ned stood with
exultation on the deck.' Even now they
were nearing the ,journey's end.
Presently he turned, made his way
into the hold, and openi+d one of a pile
of iron -bound wooden cases. When he
returned to the dining saloon he car-
ried a dark bottle in each hand.
"All hands celebrate tonight!" he
cried. "We're going to go home!"
Out of the sea the wind seemed to
answer him. It swept by, laughing.
CHAPTER IX.
Ned's news was received with the
keenest delight by Lenore and Mrs.
Hardenworth. The latter regained her
lost amiability with promptness, Le-
nore's reaction was not dissimilar
from Ned's; in her native city she.
could come into her 'own again.
(To be continued.)
Annuals for Cutting
London—There are few garden lou
ere who do not long fora plentiful
supply of flowers which may be cut
for the 'holies, or given away to
friends with a light heart. Frequent
picking, however, soon spoils the ap-
pearance of beds and borders, and the
only satisfactory way is to devote
a sunny open piece -of spare ground
to the cultivation of such extra flow-
ers.
Man are the hardy annuals which
may be sown in the spring for cut-
ting purpoaes, but drastic thinning
o e young seedlings essential,
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Smart item of ladies' wear of regent
creation is this set of lounge -pyjamas,
with knee-length coat of printed ma-
terial, similar to blouse trimmings,
SNUG, HIPS.
Smart, becoming and practical. A
wide band gives the desired snugness
through the hips and a slight blousing
to bodice. The French V -front adds
length to figure. Design No. 834 com-
bines printed and plain georgette
crepe, smart plaid pattern in navy
blue and white, cool and flattering for
all -day wear. Printed silk crepe,
canton -faille crepe, men's silk shirting
fabric, pique, printed linen, washable
fat silk crepe and shantung are other
smart suggestions. Pattern comes in
sizes 16, 18, 20 years, 36, 88, 40, 42
and 44 inches bust measure. The 36-
inch size requires 2% yards of 40-
overcrowding being a frequent rause inch material with t yard of 36 -inch
of failure. contrasting. Price 20c in stamps or
Double and single miniature sum coin (coin preferred).
flowers, a free -flowering group, rang-
ing in color from creamy white to
deep yellow, including hybrids with
,showy red markings; and biennial
Scabious which are usually treated as
HOW TO ORDER PATTERNS
Write your name and address plain-
ly, giving .number and size of such
patterns as yon want. Enclose 20c in
annuals, are invaluable as are they stamps Or coin (coin preferred; wrap.
colors of these flowers, the delicate tit carefully) for each number, and
blue of Azure ,Fairy is worth special, address your order to Wilson Pattern
mention. Service, '73 West Adelaide St., Toronto,
Patterns sent by an early mail.
Causes of Disease
The body expresses the beliefs con-
sciously or unconsciously held in the
human mind.
Ignorance, fear, dissipation, sin
these are the cause of disease in the
body. .
Sanely -ordered, well-balanced lives,
rarely have to battle with the dread-
ful maladies that scourge humanity
though there may be of course oc
casionel instances where good -living
people suffer from the sins of others.
Depression, grief, mental shock,
worry, fear—by lowering the vitality -
strongly predispose the body 'to the
development of the latent gernift of
disease.
It is a good policy to keep the sys-
tem well toned up by happiness,
cheerfulness consecration to religious
ideals, obedience to natures law,
Other excellent subjects are:
Stock -flowered Larkspurs in blue,
lilac, and a strikingly beautiful shade
of rosy scarlet; pink and white an-
nual Gypsophila which arranges So
charmingly with sweet peas and car-
nations; the graceful- sprays of
Clarkia; the varied colors of single
and double chrysanthemums; sweet
scented Sultans in pink, Mao, and pur-
ple, the Centaurea Imperially variety
with Its large flowers and strong
stems.
The annual Gallardiae in rich yeI-
Iow, salmon, white and scarlet and
yellow and scarlet; orange Calen-
dulas, particularly the Meteor variety:
the golden yellow and orange scarlet
Teasel Flowers (Cecelia) so long and
slender of stem; confide/era in rose,
blue, and purple shades, the dainty
feathery foliaged and blue flowers of•
Love -in -Mist, fragrant 'Mignonette
(the variety Victoria lasts well in
water )and the glowing tintd of
Eisobsdhoitzias slioulct not be pilot.
tell. — 5!
„ Cutting Fruits
• 1'itrong drink. Unconsciously startled by his tone, Use sharp scissors to Out aticky
For flops reagent Thai he himself Ned whirled toward him. "I don't l fruits- such as raisins, dates, eta
Wiici not satisfactorily explain Ned know these waters," he replied, "I1 Have a of flour handy and always
hadn't partaken of his usual afternoon suppose we're alined -mg Muchinoff open the scissors in the flour before
whiskies -and -sodas. He simply wasn't Island." I cutting, Keep 851580x5 well covered FOR T�� AIR
in a drinking mood, steadfastly refus- "Quite ,a sail between here and der,, *with flour and you will cut the fruit
ing to partake. Lenore,: though she yet. Mr. Cornet, we're getting into de 1 without the usual annoyance of stiekf Ask Your Barrier—He Knows
had never made it a point to eneour- most unknown and untraveled waters near. '
. dd's drinking:habits coals not in,all •dis part. of the Nort', -De boats "�
age N , heat.
help bntreirard the refusnl stir ira.aoma to Nome to way outside here, and tie Keep. Minard s In the Medicine o
ISSUE No, 26—'29
Things to Make
Waste -Raper. s, aekets
Ole and rle .going to evbooi
sometimes Wirth that 'there woo
waste -paper baskets all about the room
—ono by the desk, ono by each table
and one pear their favorite 'chafy,
Pretty, serviceable ones aro easily
made, do they may have as many 05
the like,
First examine several pasteboard
bores to eee'bow they are made. Ob-
serve the corners carefully, - Then
cut foul' panels. of pasteboard, or
reavy eardboard • the eine you wish
your basket. A good proportion ie
10 incises at the top, 8 incises at the
bottom anis 15 inches 10 height. (By
the way, .there is no such word 05
heightb, though one sometimes hears
it.) you will ham no difficulty in
making the pauels symmetrical if you
will .use a ruler end square or eqm-
passes. -.Draw a line 10 incises in
length. From the middle .of this lino
draw another at right angles 15 inches
long. ,Nolo you have a large T,
Across the bottom of tbis:T, at right'
angles, draw a. line 8 inches long -4
inches on each side of the long line,'
Then draw oblique lines connecting
the eds .of your 10 inch line (the top'
of the basket) and your 3 inch ;laic
(the bottom of your basket), If you
are studying geometry, .you may dis-
cover an easier way yourself.
Paste the four panels together, us-
ing strips of strong Paper or muslin to
fortify, the "corners. For the bottom
out a square of pasteboard VA inches
square and push it down the inside of
the basket t111.it holds firmly .
The outside may be decorated in
a number of ways.. It may be cover -1
ed with wallpaper and a border pasted
around the top. Or it may be cov-
ered with paper ofa solid color and a
design stenciled on- it, or figures out
out and pasted on ir. And, again, 12
the 'pasteboard is heavy enough, you
might paint it. Girls might Like to
tie a splashing big bow of ribbon on
one corner, 'of a color to harmonize
with their room.
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A'ddroes , ...
For instance, a diet of "hot dogs" is
not especially conductive to lteepisg
the digestive apparatus in the beat of
condition. There are a number of
health matters which persons going
on long automobilo tours may well
take into consideration,
A toothache is a bad enough expere
once under any circumstances, It is
doubly dangerous to one on an auto
mobile trip„ and be sure that one's
®t�(9t®�$ teeth are in good condition. If there
p appears to be any possibility of going
finto a 'section of the'country where
��'°��' �� contagious diseases prevail, one should
certainly secure 'artifical immunity by
Oftentimos Jack. Front catches the vaccination for typhoid particularly.
tomato vines with an abundance" of HEALTH PRECAUTION URGED
green fruit crowding their branches, Inasmuch as an annual health ex -
These may easily be' turned into rine tmination is good habit to have see -
tomatoes if the owner Dares to spend ing to this matter just 'preceding a
n few minutes with them, long automobile trip is perhaps. the
After being picked: from the vine, best time. If in, spite of all-precau-
eaee tomato wrapped apuld be separately and tions one becomes ill en an_ automobile
carefully #n a piece of
newspaper: Then, an a pool, dark trip, it is important that dependable
place they should be laid away. on a medical advice i i secured before start
shelf or table beach having ample ing out. One's own physical will un -
space, so that it does' not touch, on .doubtedly hecommend what should _be
any aide, any of the others, taken along, ,among other things, a
In-. a surprisingly short time, they small first aid -outfit often 'comes in
will begin to show signs of ripening, handy, and one sholsld'have some in -
and from day to day, will fnrnisb fruit, struction as to how to use it in case of
ChiChiefly for for salad use, which, while not as sickness or accident.
efly perfect as If ripened on the vine, will Sufficient' sleep is always essential
ti® yet compare favorably with any hot- to the best of health; and ,this is es
ecora house tomato. pecsaliy true on a motoring trip, Plans
should be made so that the motorist
Paprika le sometimes mistakenly For sunburn, applyMinard's Liniment, can have fairly regular hours for
eonsldered as similar to cayenne,
merely because of the resemblance in
color. Instead of being hot and fiery
to the taste, and to be used sparing-
ly as is the cayenne made from eapsl
cum, paprika is mild and delicately
pungent, so that it can ate generously
used both for decoration and flavor.
It combines delightfully with all oth-
er seasonings.
Most of the paprika is imported
from Hungary and Spain, as the some-
what long and pointed type of peppers.
native to those countries have been
found the best for this purpose,
Paprika is 'obtained by grinding these
dried, sweet red peppers. Spanish,
paprika is considered as slightly more
mild in flavor than the Hungarian, its
being made from a less pungent!
variety of sweet pepper, and In its
preparation more of the seeds ,and;
inner fiber are removed, which -pro- '
cess results in extreme delicacy of ,
flavor. There are several grades on'
the market, the superior quality: made
from selected pods, but the flavor is
practically the same. As an evi-
dence
vidence of the favor ti has won for it-
self in America, the annual importa-
tion is estimated at approximately 4,-
000,000 pounds. It is said there is
so little profit to be made frons the
raisin of sweet peppers for this pur-
pose that domestic pariica has not
been produced In as large quantities
as it doubtless would have been had
it been looked upon, as a money mak-
CIRCUMSTANCES
Life's like that. It gets us as used
to circumstances that we can be kings
or cowards as we will. It's the things
we haven't got that make us happy
so long as we can hope for them,—
Cecil Roberts.
The compensations of the poor are
enjoying the necessities of the rich.
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Education
Boston Globe: Admission by
diploma to the company of educated
mem is not equivalent to an election
to a clip. Education is a contlnu-
ing' process, of which graduation ex-
ercises are among the insignificant
details: Education 3s not a ,condi-
tion peculiar to the holders of di-
plomas; it is a quest for knowledge
and .understanding that never ceases,
orat least should never cease.
Grease stains can be removed from
wicker chairs by rubbing them with
benzine or methylated spirit.
NURSES WANTED
The Toronto .Hospital for Incurables,.
In afflltation with Bellevue -and Allied
Hospitals, New York Cit', offers a
three years; Course of Training to
young wamon, having the:. required
education and desirous of becoming
nurses, This Hospital has adopted the
eight-hour system. The pupils receive
uniforms of the School, amonthly
.allowance and traveling expensestoand iron New York, Por further.
Information write the Superintendent.
Nor 4We f d babies
F EE,BABY ZOOKO
Write The Borden Co.‘ Limited,Dept.
D 41,140 St. Paul Street W., Montreal,
for two Baby Welfare Books.
qn the Jinp olddAils
,D side burns: nd b aveP
hats, the Arne IMPtledi
me act almost as much
to good housewives
Ors it does in..
these lvIodern Dews.
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OrNERAL. ST EtL''WARES
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resting and getting up, and sufficient
time for at least` eight hours' uninter-
rupted sleep. ' If. it is impossible to
secure comfortable beds, as much coni -
fort as possible should be sought in '
whatever arrangements are made. The
matter of clothing has something to da`
with health on 'a motor trip. During
the summer the tourist should dress
as comfortably as possible and as in-
formally. In regard to sleep, it is de-
sirable that loose hygenic night gar-
ments be worn, instead of what is
rather common practice"- especially
among camping tourists, of sleeping
in their day clothes.
REGULAR MEALS NEEDED
Regularity in eating three meals
will help to keep the. motorist well. In
the diet may be included at least a
quart of milk daily, a substantial
amount of vegetables and certainly a'
considerable amount of fruit, -prefer-
ably raw. Meats, eggs, 'cheese and
nuts need not be avoided, but should
be consumed in limited "quantities.
Drinking plenty of water is also re- •
commended by most dietetic experts.
In addition to taking what time is
needed for meals, it is in keeping with
good health maintenance to relax for
a Tittle while after each meal. If
motorists on tour will proceed on their
trip -with some sense of leisureliness,
much of the strain which causes nerv-
ousness and irritability and conse-
quently endankers health, will be
avoided. In fact, motorists on tour
need some form of daily exercise of
recreation to keep them physically lit,
since simply riding in the car day
after day does not give one sufficient
exercise. There are plenty of places
along every route where people can
stop for swimming, tennis, golfing and
especially hiking, all of wsich will tend
to make the tour more interesting and
enjoyable as well as more healthy.
Not only. do the .occupants of an
automobile on tour need to protect
theirenjoyment by conforming to the
generally accepted rule of health, but
the automobile itself needs to be kept.
in a-realthy condition. For instance,
when the tourists are stopping for,
their noonday meal, the automobile
standing idly by is securing a rest
which tends to keep it in good health;
-Other matters which need attention
are well known by most motorists:.
Left -Overs
Left -over cabbage may creamed.
for another meal or it can be minced
'and cooked in :the frying -pan with a
little sausage fat for six minutes, thein
arranged on platter and garnished
with fried sausage and served with
mashed potatoes. .
Cold spinach can be finely chopped,
then creamed and served in a mould
with slices of hard-boiled egg over
the top.
Left -over asparagus can be cut into
small pieces and heated in a cream
sauce, orit can by served with French
dressing as a salad.'
Nasty
Boring Young Man (holding forth
to pretty girl): You 'know, I'm fenny
like that—always throw myself into
anthing I undertake.
Pretty Girl (sweetly): How Olen -
did!! Why don't yolf dig a well?
LIFE
Wlsat"do we lige for, i4 not to make
life less difficult for each other?