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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Seaforth News, 1928-03-22, Page 3GO RS FO IV A,QTO'.EN;S1.5E D• AS . STATIONARY: OSPORTABLEtENGINES Slain Soldier's Mother to Get Jokes He Wrote Thirteen Years 'in tors Desk, They. Mart Fourth Journey Across O can as, Mementoes of Youth Assam teas ore known by'' experts as the finest teats grown—'a fact which explains wh' Red Rose Orange'rehoe ' bas. become 8o desSi'ved1y popular in Calnada. Pior Pied 'Rose Orange eekoe;ts,c lefly composed of Assani teas, which accounts for its ttnctivo ,c1 uality az d vAiue. Every package' guaranteed. a-pl Hold Uncashed Cheque Two Accepted and Paid For, 2 Rejected While Writer Fought With Canadians Soiled by three oceau voyages, an envelope containing two jokes reject- ed by an editor and a cheque in pay- ment of two that were accepted, its about to cross the Atlantic for the fourth time. The cheque le worth - leas, but the jokes, not availablefor publication in 1915, now have a sharper point than the writer ever' intended, They, were written by a Canadian soldier who was killed in action before his self-addressed en- 40 lo le found its .way back to the1 trenches, Arthur Ii, Folwell, editor in 1915 of the humorous' magazine "Puck, has been carrying the envelope around "(hese thirteen years, never knowing, until recently, quits what to do with it. With the cheque for '$2 for the two good jokes, the rejection slips for the two others, he had start - e dit back across the ocean a week after he drat received it But it was returned to him, unopened. In red ink someone had written "dead" in one corner, and in another corner someone else had added,"killed in ac- tion." The.,addrese, written by the jokes- ter himself, was: 29453—Private Gilbert Howe, 1st Canadian Contingent; F Company, 1th Battalion, 3rd Inf. Brigade, The Canadian Scottish. "Ordinarily," said Mr. Folwell, who ;i5 now dramatic editor of the Herald Tribune, "I would have thrown the thing away But somehow I've kept it in my desk. Every now and then I would take It out and look at It and put it back again," About two weeks ago, however, Mr. New Uses For Cottoni;eec tern) Cotton growers were not altogether erg idem when at the 01000 of the acities , From the . Rich Reil t , nineteenth oentury.tko.convletian was expressed that the cotton seed Indus- Blood Male by Dr. Wil - try had only got a Mair start, Had tlaluS' �iiljc Pii1S. not the crop 1n the year• 1899 amount- ed to 4,000,000 tons, at an average There must be go guesswork in the value of $15 a ton? -,Scarcely more treatment of pale, anaemic girls and could be expected from material• that children. If' your slaughter is lailguitl, but lately llitd been dospisod 'as a hoe a pale, sallow complexion, is 5010)1 by-product of small worth, of breath after slight exertion or on There were undiscovered posslbili- goingp ustairs, if she has 'palpitation R ties in cottonseed;. all that was need' a heart, a poor appetite, or a ten, ed was to find all its uses. Progress draTe to faint, she has anaemia --•the has been made rapidly in this direc- nledieal Name for poverty el the tion, and cottonseed's"anmtal eontrit blood, Any delay in treatment may button to the national resources is leave hos weak and atctdly for the rest now put at $600,000,000, Last year of hol life, • When' the blood fs Chill more than 6,000,000 tons were crush- and watery give Dr, Wllliama' Pin11 ed, yielding almost 2,000,000 pounds Pills, coupled with nourishing food of crude 011, 3,500,000 barrels of re- and gentle out-of•door exereiae. The fined oil, almost 3,000,000 tons of cake new, Ilfe�givlug blood which comes trout a fan^uso of Dr, Williams' Pink Pills, increases the appetite, stimu- lates the nerves and brings a glow of health to pale cheeks. Mrs, Robert. Jackson, R,R. No. 5, Shelburne, Ont., praises this medicine for restoring. her daughter's health. She says:— "When my daughter was nine years did shewas so weak and thin that we feared we would lose her. She was very nervous, and going to sohool seemed too much for her. Often she would have to stay at home for days at a time. At times she would have a very high fever, and the doctor's treatment did not help her. I tried several remedies, but with no good results, One day a friend' advised me to give her Di'. Williams' Pink Pills, and 'I did so. It was not long after she -began taking the pills that I could. see a change for the better. She kept on taking the pills for several months and through them grewinto a strong, healthy girl. Since' then, :if a tonic has been needed at any time, it has always been Dr. Williams' Pink Pills." The pills are sold by all medicine dealers or will be sent by'mail at 50 Cents a box by The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co„ Brockville, Ont. Sauce For The Goose A cook is known by the sauces she can make, in the opinion of Clara In- gram Judson, editor of the I{Itchen of "Child Lire Magazine," Sauces are particularly useful :at this time of year. Food begins to taste all alike at the tag end of win- ter, and sauces come in very handy in conjuring up that "different" taste, Mrs. Judson is writing for youthful cooks, but her recipes and directions will prove equally valuable to those woh are a few years older. Here is her recipe for a mushroom sauce that will make even that old standby, meatballs, into a new dish: "Wash and cut into lengthwise slices enough mushrooms to, make 1 cupful.' Melt 3 tablespoonfuls of but- ter in a saucepan. Add the mush- rooms, cover tightly 'and cook slowly for three minutes. Increase the heat slightly and cook for five minutes, stirring twice to prevent sticking. Re- move the cover and add. 1 tablespoon' ful of flour and r,0 teaspoonful of salt Sttir gently till the flour is well blend• ed with the mustrooms and cooks smooth. Measure 1 cupful of milk and add it gradually to the mush- rooms, stirring all the while and cook- ing sIowly till the whole becomes a smooth, creamy sauce. Pour around the meat balls which have been taken up on a hot platter." For puddings, try this sweet sauce: Into a sauce pan put 2/3 cupful of brown sugar, 1 cupful water, 1 tiny pinch of saltt. Bring to a boil and boil for 3 minutes. Dissolve 1 tea- spoonful cornstarch in 1 tablespoon- ful of cold water. Stir into the syrup and boil for two minutes. Add 2 tablespoonfuls butter and 1/n teaspoon- ful vanilla extract. Stir in and serve hot.. No mother in tills enlightened age would give her baby something she did not know was perfectly harmless, eepecially when a few drops of plain eastoria will right a baby's stomach and end almost any little ill. Fretful- nese and fever, too; it seems no time until everything is serene. That's the, beauty of Castoria; its gentle influence seems just what is needed. It does all that castor all might accomplish, without shock to the system. Without the evil taste. It's delicious! Being purely vege- table, you can give it as'often as there's a sign of colic; constipation; diarrhea; or need to aid sound, natur- al sleep. Just one warning: it is genuine Fletcher's Castoria that physicians recommend, Other preparations may be just as free from all doubtful Folwell took out the envelope and drugs, hut no child of this writer's is looked at it, but did not put it back going to test them! Besides. 'the immediately. Instead he wrote a short book.on care and feeding of babies account, explaining its history and 18 wot rth It with Fin golds Castoria '' is worth its weight in gold. asking for aid in locating some rela- r tive or friend of the dead jokestter 'who would prize these 'rejected' jokes, 'this envelope, self-addressed by '29453', which crossed the 'Atlantic three times." The account was pub- Ushed in the Herald Tribune recent, 17 and picked up and reprinted by "The Mail and Empire" of Toronto. In the latter paper it was Seen by 'Prank Morison, an attorney, of Hamil- ton, Ont., who was a captain in the World War. "Howe was a private in the com- pany which I commanded," Mr. Mori- son wrote' to Mr. Folwell, "and- I'm sure his mother would be pleased to receive the envelope' and the cheque. would°be vory careful in STRENGTII I O . ; Wilson PublishingCompany LL-WEAK GIRD and meal, almost . 2,900,000 tons of hulls and more than 1,000,000 bales of linters of 500 pounds each, Cottonseed and its by-products are put NS many uses. The' linters go into •batting, wadding, stuffings for pads, cushions, comforts, 'horse col- lars, .mattresses and upholstery. They are mixed -with shoddy and with wool for making hats, fleece lined clothing, felt and low-grade yarns. They en- ter into the manufacture of lamp and candle wicks, twine, rope, carpets, writing paper, explosives, varnished, artificial silk and leather and photo- graph films. The hulls of cottonseed are used as' feed, fertilizer, fuel, a basis for explosives and a source of Potash. Fertilizer and animal teed are also made out of the cake and meal. No Trick. Good writing is not a trick. It is a result of genius or talent plus hard work.—John Farrar in The Bookman. She probably keeping both as a remembrance." With the letter was the name and address of Howe's mother, obtained by Mr. Morison from the Department pf National Defense. Mr. Folwell has addresed a new envelope to "Mrs, P. H. Howe, of No. 1 Radnor Place ,Ilyde Park, London," and In it is the original self-addressed envelope• with its enclosures. The rejected jokes, written In the trenches in the spring, of 1916, are as follows: Mr. Skids—"Did your Belgian guide show you that terrible Shell. hole by Me road side?"' Miss' Skittles—"Yes, why?" Mr. Skids -"I' was one of the early souvenir hunters who dog it." And the other: Skids It;•was too bad. about him." skittles—"Iiow 803" . Skids—"He was writing sortie splen- did articles on the duration of the war when peace was declared." The two jokes which were, accepted and printed are probably lost beyond identification. Break, Break, Break Bheak, break, break, On thy cold gray stones, 0 seal And I would that my tongue could utter " The thoughts that arise in me. Oh well for the fisherman's boy That he shouts with his sister at -"play! Oh well for the sailor lad That he 'sings -in his boat on the bay! And the €'latelyships go on, 'Po their haven under the•hill; But oli for the tcuobi of a vanished band, And the sound of a voice that is etibl! break, break, break At the foot of tbY crags, 0 seal bast the tender grace of a day that is dead 'Wdil Revel eamo back to me. —Wen Colon. Another Good Bank Return The Standard Bank directors .are happy id being able to ehotl' it good result of their able management o , the Standard Bank, one of our popu- • lar 8nandial institutions. Children Cry for PAINING INVESTORS ' For Reliable information Write Us • GORRIE, MACDONALD AND ROBERTSON 9 Adelaide St. E., Toronto A T N T List of "Wanted Inventions" and Full Information Sent Fres on Request. THE IRAMSAY CO.,:Dept. 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There are occasions when punishment Is neees- eery, especially for repeated wrong- doing, but this calls for careful judg- ment and discrimination, The un- paraded freedom of to -day and the excitements of modern life :should be remembered when complaint is made of youthful delinquencies. dhemicarik and inbonsitiyely delv- ing into the wherefore, of "the maid• en's removable' blush," Dr. Fred Win- ter of Vienna reports that it is pro- duced by applying alloxan to the skid, the resulting pink tint being "due to the traces of ammonia present in per,' epiration,". Helium a while ago cost $1,500 a cubic foot and there was little of it. Now America makes 1t at 2 cents a cubic foot, has enough for national defense and some for other uses. On fishing tripe take Minard'i, Write your name and address plat - ly, giving number and size of suh patterns as you want. 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They are often confined to overheated, badly ventilated rooms and catch colds which rack their whole system. To guard against these colds and to keep the baby well till the better, brighter days come along, a box of Baby's Own Tablets should be kept in the house and an occasional dose -given the baby to keep his stomach and bowels working regularly. The Tablets are a mild but . thoroug'i t'laxative which never fail to regulate the stomach and bow- els and thus they relieve colds and simple fevers and keep the baby fit. The Tablets are sold by medicine dealers or by mail at 25 cents a box from 'The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. The Sowing Bitter promised the yield Of that dark .field. The buried stones Lay white as bones, And screamed at the share That harried there. Overhead a crow Wove to and fro. The horses were wet With matted sweat, And the wind blew dust In swirts of rust Like a plague of flies In the plowman's eyes. 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The report refers to the fight against the dl'iig tlafiio which is bo- ng. carried on in Ontario, and ex - recipes the boiler that some import- nt captures were effected during the ast year. It expresses' the opinion, D. W. GUNN, LTD owever, that the drug habit is prob- 200 Vine Ave„ Toronto, Ont, bly more .prevalent than is • generally Wised, "I would not like to esti- mate," tihe Western Ontario inspec- er writes, ",the number of abdlots in my territory. It is, I am afraid, arger than is suspected." A further matter which' is declared to be receiving the . -close attention of the Ontario squad is the suspected• trafficking in immigration ,permits. The total strength of the force al- otted to Ontario is 306, -composed as chows: Superintendents 2; inspec- ors 5; staff -sergeants 8; sergeants 2; corporals 28; constables 226; peolal constables 16. latest methods. Two experienced men every trip. 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In- dustry is awaiting Frith anxious in- terest the outcome of the final experi- ments of lames Basset, French en- gineer, who has just announced the making of a machine with which it may be possible to manufacture syn- thetio diamonds directly from ordin- ary carbon. After several years of intensive study, Basset has constructed a sim- ple machine which, he says, is capable of producing 50,000 pounds of pres- sure and heat as intense as 3,500 de- grees. Geologists, according to Bas- set, have a well-founded theory that the formation of diamonds, by nature takes place when carbon encounters 1,000 or more degrees of heat and a presure of 20,000 or more pounds. These, Basset believes, are condi- tions under which nature creates the ISSUE No. 11-'28 Corrugated fro ASH FOR WHEELER & RAIN "Council Standard" A. thick, even, heavy spread of galvanizing over every inch of sur-' face. Deep corrugations. Agencies' still open in some localities. 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Pinkham's Sanative Wash 1 am feeling better than I have for the past seven years, and advise my friends to take it."—Mrs. F..1 °ANSON, 49 Moore Street, St. Thomas, Ont. o �orN""N� r`• 4 For 'Troubles duo to Acid INDIGESTION ACID STOMACH HEARTBURN HEADACHn GASES•NAUSEA a loclige$11 What most people call Indigestion' is usually excess acid in the stomach. The 'food' has soured, The instant remedy is all alkali which'neutralizea, acids. But don't use crude helps. Use what your doctor would advise,° Tho beet help is Phillips' Milk of Magnolia. For the 50 years since its invention, it, has remained standard with physicians, You sVlil find noth- ing else 90 quick in its effect, so harm - 1 less, so oiftetent. One tasteleaa spoonful .in water A tralizes inany tinseo ite ''aoliinde acid. The results are tnanaedla with no bad after-efieota. Onoe ye r' le{irn thin fact, yen 'will neve deg, With excess acid in the *Elide 'waylle Go learn—now—why this method 1, supreme. Bo stun to get the genuine Phillipe; Milk of Magnesia prescribed bp pbysil clans for 110 years in correcting 050eE4 acids. Each bottle oonilains DID dire*' pions—any drugstore„ • s