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'Callaciial in Paris Ned Nar-
row
errow Escape From
Crooke
Oil WINTER, ViEtTUa ilk,
A Trying Time for People With
Weak Watery Blood
Canedien winter weather is a trY-
ing time for debilit ted run-down rem-
Students May Get
Foundling Hospital
Pian. Afoot to Acquire Build-
ings for{� Overseas
Scholars
Palin,—Two men, said to be Eng- inn The close air of shut -up houses. London; -A :plan is being onergeti-
1 sh, Ray Williams, alias, 'atriclt ]sent of out--of-door exercise, the re- 0a11Y pushed to enquire the bnilclings
O'Hara; nod 08, and grannie Bare- striated diet of the season all have and site of the'Fowidling Hospital Jo
lain alias George Anderson, eget] 3i, thou offset on weakened sYatems. dol° Lonlen'sf 1800 residential
esin asiastuclentye
omebury
have been tai: :i into custody by the Tliore is always In such mines tho,
dapgor of square colds, attacks mf In- London has no such r'endeavous for
Paria polies on :a charge of attempt fluonza, or tho "still more 'dreaded tile young ,people who come from all
ing t0 swindle by a eonfzd'enco trick. pneumonia. There is no Giber time parts of tho world to study here, and
The fit•rrt contact between the menof year whena bountiful,.supply of Its proximity to Loudon University,
and then; proposed victim was estabs
rich, red blood is so necessary; and now that the future location of that
belied, it is stated, in London, nearly,
a month 'ago.
the one way to keep the blend rich izistitutioii is assured, malice ilio site
.. WENT) US YOUR
BROKEN .Ft: N^ WATCH
;
I Y f=1' .+d ir's.r211.% re
A8 good as now and 0o I ..d :' for
-e Years et Moderate Prices
1i:
DU13us .E r.iG1:.Kx t .,. ;Ad..
Established 16 year TORONTO
Such as Thcoo
Ellen D. Masters
i't')len the Mester tolled, az was Ilia
will,
In the Nazareth ahoy, ,;i,ly lshnt
rare 810111
Of hammer and sew ,anti
blade '
And inmee its bot ht the t.inne Ile
made,
land pure aid thus avoid winter trim- remarkably convenient and attractive; it must have been. that, here anal
Mr, Mark Clifford_ llrandein, a bin is through the use -of Dr. Wl11fams' Tho hospital eke covers eine eons, therm,
Canadian business man, living in the Pink Pills. If, unfortunately, you have and the buildings, which it 18 Pro- The burden' was less for sone dumb '.Paris suburb of Neuilly, got into con- fallen a victim to influenza, or oilier posed to utilize just as they stand, pair
venation one day with a distinguish-; winter troubles this same medicine would provide residential quarters for Tlett turned the soil to Um caw, net
ed -looking man who gave his name es will restore your health and strength. 400 students, besides library end re- Spring breath
LAFFe
1
E;eorge Anderson those' who hafe proved the creation rooms for a much larger Or ambled the lane% of ae, .etlz. Her Idea' of It.
The two discovered that they would value of: Dr, Williams I?ink Pills is number- I You call me bold," the dapper cries,
be in Paris at the same time. Thea Mise Margaret Pearson,' R,R. No. 3, The grounds provide adequate room His : erfest skill would' Hs revoke, "And so I'll dross the part, I guess."
acquaintance was renewed in'Perls, ,Chatham; ttham, ].-inns Pearson had Passed for all sports requirements. It is pro When He turned His hand to tho To ha boudoir she tr hies
and was developed by Anderson,
DROPPED',•yl.. GLOVE, and 'says: "It left me so weals and hands of trustees, if the expected Pub- Lesser workmen might never heed
through a severe attack' of rnflusnzn 'Posed to Vest t
he property do
the oxen's' yoke? •
I.edently they Wrs strolling about . run-down, that I could scarcely want, ile support is -forthcoming, but to al- Nor gimes the. lowly 8n(1.ar's need.
And there 'proceeds to partly dress.
The Wife -"There's a burglar try-
ing to get into the flat, '
-e Rue Royale. Just in front of them 1 Anaemiasset In and it almost seemed low the actual management to remain l
n elderly, well-dressed man dropped a as if l:would not Pull through the win in the hands of the resident atudeute. Who made the on and yoke -bean" Her: Hero—"Eh! Where? I'll -get
The plan is being supported by the up and•give him the fight of his life:'
glove, Tho Canadian picked it up tor, as I grow so woaltthat tho leastI too, „
and was thanked in English, 'anti thus exertion, would bring on' fainting Foundling Instate Protection A4socia-,Knew well the loads the wearer drew; Aran"s you afraid?"
Mr. Patrick O'Hara, of Dublin, joined spells, . I was under medical treat• tion, which is largely responsible -tor And His heart of love and hand of '"Nota bit. Any burglar who thinks
this flat can hold three of us must be
them. ment, but it did not help•me. Then preventing the site being used for the
•
A drinlc was suggested. While at one day in our local paper 3 read an removal to it of Covent' Garden roar -
a cafe table O'Hara is said to have advertisement of Dr, Williams' Pink kat. The need such a student centre
informed his new friend that he was Pills, and decided to try' them, By as this would provide for is keenly
on his way to Rome to present to the the time I had used three boxes I felt felt in London, New York has Inter.
Pope :3114000, part of an inheritance much better, and continuing the use national House, •founded in 1924, and
of 4300,000. Paris has the new •Oite Universftaire,
"The terms of the will" provided.
that he must give 450,000 of the for-
tune to charity, acid a newspaper was
prodniced containing a brief, mention
of the inheritance. O'Hara. is also
said to have displayed a wad of. Eng-
lish bank notes destined for the Pope.
At lunch O'Hara is alleged to have,
offered to give to Anderson' and Mr.
Brandein £1,000 each to distribute in
their respective countries.
HESITATION.
As a token of good -faith it was
asked that each iniotshould. produce
an equal sum. Anderson agreed; the
Canadian hesitated, •
Anderson returned in 'a few min-
utes 'vita his money, and .O'Hara
complimented him on being an honest
man.
Eventually Mr. Brandein set off
for his bank, but the cashier warned
him. Only a small sum of money was
placed in an `envelope.
When he returned to the cafe,
O'Hara, it is alleged, sought to take
him- aside and obtain the envelope,
but at this moment police officers
arrived.
Drowning a, Dog
The following-path,tic story is
vouched for to us by one whose name
Is abundant evidence of its veracity.
it has been published in. the "British
Weekly":
Reference was made in the course
of the trial to .the killing of a dog. I
wonder if any of my readers have
ever tried to drown a dog? Ionee tried.
Y hopelessly failed. He was an old
dog possessing such intelligence and
fidelity that it has never seriously !It-
emised
ueensed me that human beings should
be compared in certain matters to:
• lower creatures. -. Ole had become old..
Life was g burden. to him, it seemed.
Ole had difficulty in breathing. But
be was a real gentleman, and when
his trouble, whatever it was, threaten-
ed to reach a paroxysm, ho would
waddle to the door so that he might
not embarrass es! Mit he seemed
to get worse and worse, -and the roan
about the place was commissioned to;
put him down. He, without any in.
tentional cruelty, .)eked me to de the
job, being then but a ,boy. So 1
, took him on a string, and in my other
hand I carried a weight, and so we
reached a lonely place by the side of
a canal. (Whenever I read that trem-
endous story. in Genesis, about Abra-
ham and Isaac traveling alone up that
mountain 'aide,' I have tried " to put
pressure upon my own mind, for 1.
want to alt down and weep, thinking
of that evening in my boyhood.) I
tied the weight to the other end of
the string, with the dog sitting pati,
ently. As I was kneeling to make
the stone secure, briar old, face was
level with my young face; and he lick-
ed my
ick-ed-my check. That completed it. I
• cut the string, jthrew the stone 'into
the water, and vent Lome, It is a
great thing to h e had a mother who
understood you when you were a boy.
Mine read the whole story in my tear-
-stained and swollen face.
Many a ,:voile we had afterwards,.
that old dog and I, and I must ask my
readers to believe' me when, ,putting
my hand to my heart, I- tell them
that, a year or so later, that old dog
walked into that canal and drowned
himselT,. when the Author ofhis be-
ing had signified finally that has clay
had come.-
Tho Jones family were on Holiday,
and it had rained every day for a
week. They were all very gloomy 88
they sat in the front room of their
boarding-house. " Little Jimmy was
looking at the downpour when he ex-
claimed suddenly; "Oh, leak! Theron/
a man carrying a lot p1 wood! What's
he going to do?" Mr. Jones looked up
from his vapor, 'I suppose he's going
to build an arc!",
The only Wei; getting longer about
women's evens tg gowns aro ti;-.) sltoul-
,. der-stray'j3.
of the pills it was not long before I
felt better than I lead been before the: where the recently opened Canadian.
influenza attacked me. Myrapid re- Hostel is located. The London plan
covery surprised my friends, and devote the entire resources of
when asked "What did' you 'do?" I project to the well-being of over-
prould proudly say, "Not my doing, students.
but Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. To me,
at least, the pills have been worth
their weight in gold."
As a precaution' against winter ills
take Dr. Williams' Pink Pills: now.
Sold by alt medicine dealers, or sent
by mail at 600 a box by Tha Dr. Wil-
liams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont.
is to
the
seas
Two boys wanted to play a trick on
their teacher, so they painted the face
of a monkey on the back of. coat
as it Iiung on its hook. The master
came into the room, and seeing the
caricature, exclaimed: "Who has
cleaned his face on my overcoat?"
"You were no spring. chicken vnblen
I married you!" "No; ,but I was a
goose."
Short But Sweet.
I beard Prince Arthur. of Connaught
told an amusing tale of his experi-
ences when serving as Governor-Gen-
eral of South Africa. Ile had made
a journey up the Zambesi to some of
the paramount chiefs. One -of them
made a speech of welcome which took
three-quarters of an hour to deliver.
When he had finished a native inter-
preterlcame forward to explain the
oration. Pointing to the chief, the in-
terpreter discharged hie task with a
single sentence: "Him say him dam
pleased to see you."
Sbme women with a past are"so
pleased with it that they are always
living up topit.
High School Boards and Boards of Education
Are authorized by law to establish
INDUSTRIAL, TECHNICAL AND -
ART SCHOOLS
With the approval of the Minister of`Education.
DAY AND EVENING CLASSES .•
may be conducted In accordance with the regulations. Issued by
the Department of Education.
THEORETICAL AND PRACTICAL INSTRUCTION
le given In various trades. The schools and classes are under the
direction of AN ADVISORY COMMITTEE.
Application for attendance should be made to the Principal of the
school.
COMMERCIAL SUBJECTS, MANUAL TRAINING, HOUSEHOLD
SCIENCE AND AGRICULTURE AND HORTICULTURE are provided
for in the Courses of Study In Public, Separate, Continuation and High.
Schools, Collegiate Institutes, Vocational Sdhoole an9 Departments.
Copies of the Regulations issued by.the Minister of Education may
_obtained from the Deputy Minister, Parliament Buildings, Toronto.
APPLICATIONS
Are Filled As. Far
As Possible in the
Order in Which
They Are
Received
ONTARIO
DEPARTMENT
OF AGRICULTURE
APPLICATIONS
Offering Annual
Work Are
Invariably
Given the
Preference
Farm Delp Supplied
The Colonization and Immigration Branch of the
Department of:Agriotilture for Ontario will] have available a
number of Experienced Married Men With Their Wives
and Families -Married Couples Without Children-
also Single Men.
Farmers requiring Kota will, be well
malted to make early ,application to
File Your
APPI IcatIon-
at Once
Geo. A. Elliot
Dlreotor of Colonisation
Parliament Woe.,,
Ttronto. Ont.
All Men
Placed. Subject
to Trial Period
HON. JOHN S. MARTIN, Minister of Agriculture
•
,;())
For Troubles
doe to Acid,
INQIGe5TION
ACID erOMACH
HSARTAURN
HEADACHE
GASEs'NAUSEA
e
Sick atop sells,. scuff ttore/lobe nrd
indigoelien usually nleau excels acid.
Tho :stomach nerves aro over -stimu-
lated. Too much amid matzos the stom-
ach and Intestine8 sour,
Alkali kills acid instantly,` The beat
folm le, Phillips' Milk SP Magnesia, be-
cause` one Iuarmless, tastelese done
netttralizes many. times its volume in
acid, "Shine Ole invention, 60 years
ago, it has remained the etantlard
with physicians everywhere.
might
Made easy yokes and burdens light,
Master -Workman, of Galilee,
Burden -bearer for such as we,
Give us the,' heart and hand to ease:
die galling burdens of such as these.
ISTHERE ABii,Y -
5AJ
IN YOUR HOME?
Is there a baby or young children
inyourhome? If there is you should
not be without a box of Baby's Own
Tablets: Childhood ailments come
quickly and means should always be
at hand to promptly fight them.
Bayb's Own Tablets are the ideal.
home remedy. They regulate the
bowels; sweeten the stomach; banish
constipation and Indigestion; bieak
up colds and simple fevers-ln fact
they relieve all the minor ills of little
ones. Concerning them Mrs. Melee.
Cabotte, ' Makamik, Que., - writes:
"Baby's Own Tablets are the best
remedy in the world for little' ones.
My baby suffered terribly from indi-
gestion and vomiting, but the Tablets
soon set her right and now she is in.
perfect health." The Tablets are sold
by medicine dealers or by mail at 25c.
a box from The Dr. Williams' Medi-
cine Co., Brockville, Ont.'
STUDENT -TEACHER
TOURS ARRANGED
Winnipeg.—Plans have been com-
pleted by the Overseas Education
League for the thirteenth annual
teachers' tour, to be held during the
summer school vacation next year. A
varied and interesting program of
travel has been arranged. The usual
visit to London and surroundings will
be made; to be followed by a Mediter-
ranean cruise as far as Italy, includ-
ing a visit to Rome. The return will
be by way of Marseilles, to Paris,
thence to Cherbourg, where boat will
be taken for the voyage home to
Canada.
A separate itinerary has been ar-
aanged for a trip to be made by stu-
dents, taking 73 days. The tourists
will land at Glasgow, touring Scot-
land, England and then crossing the
water to Zeebrugge. A trip will be
made to Paris, then back to London,
where' the visitors will spend the time
from August 9 to 25, being housed in
the university hostels. The trip back
home will be made in the company of
the teachers, on the Empress of
Scotland.
German Cutter Belts Globe,
34,000 Miles, in Two Years
Berlin.—Greeted by the authorities
and an enormous multitude, Captain
Karl Kircheiss, who two years ago
started an adventurous cruise around
the world on a small' cutter from
Hamburg, manned by himself and
four sailors, returned to the mouth
of the Elbe recently. In honor of the
successful sailor all vessels in port
were fully flagged.
Captain Kercheies began his voy-
age'in January, 1926, via Spain, the
Mediterranean, India, Sumatra, Bor-
neo, Siam, China, Japan, Honolulu,
Mexico, the Panama Canal and New
York.
Sailing from the last port of call
on Nov. 16, the daring navigator met
adverse weather, which delayed him
a few days. Altogether he covered
34,000 nautical miles.
Londoner Can Buy Odd Glove
After Losing ,One in Subway
London. — So Inany right hand
gloves aro lost in the London under-
ground regularly that a business has
grown up -where ocicl gloves may be
purchased to match the remaining
faire a spoonful in scaler and, your one. Forty thousand glooce Were' left
'unhappy condition. will probably end in theundorground,and tubo trains
In five minutes.' Then you will al -(during the lest twelve moiitbm.
nays know what to do. (nude and I Umbrellas ,figured next in the
harmful methods iv11'001,er appeal to figures annoitncod by the "palaen of
you. t.10 prove this, for y011r own sal o. I. caJ'eleayllc!ae," • aS 1110 1101080 wlloore
It may sane ,a great many disagree- loot at titins are assenilrlecl Is called.
cable hours, ' . 1'lioro were 12,000 umbrellas and 900
13e skive to get the genuine Phillien caller,
milk 'o0 Magnesia prescribed by pbysi- The lost art -kilos die kept six
clans for 80 years incorrect ng e.Ces1 manilla, and, if not claimed, are sold, .„....,-..,.,,.a,.-",
adds, Bach bottle. contains Cull direc• —
a little bit of 8 fellow." •
It is difficult to believe that exer-
cise will take off fat when you study
some people's chins.
"Gertrude Ederle is suing her busi-
ness manager."
"Ah, I see, a swimming suit."
A meddlesome woman, riding In a
trolley car, begansneering at a
young • mother's awkwardness in hold.
Ing a fretting baby.
"I declare," she snorted, "a woman
ought never to have a baby until she
knows how to hold it"
"Nor a tongue, either," calmly re-
sponded the worried young mother.
Mrs. Reddy—"Why don't you let.
your Willie play baseball with the
other boys?"
Mrs. Greene—"A part of the game
is • stealing bases, and I'm afraid 1t
might be a bad influence."
"I have been told many times that
a road of federal aid specifications
can . be built, cheaper without than
with federal aid. Is this demon-
strable? If not, why le it constantly
repeated 7"
Isn't it strange
That princes and kings,
And clowns that capper
In saw -dust rings,
And common people
Like you and me
Are builders for . eternity?
Each is given a bag of tools,
A. shapeless mass,
A book of rules;
And each must make—
Ere lite Is flown,
A stumbling block
Or a steppingstone.
Nothing is useless, and a husband
never gets too ornery to come in
handy as a topic of conversation.
Yes, some people do speak "straight
from the shoulder"—too bad they
can't originate their talk a little high-
er up.
"I'm crazy about this place," said
the lunatic as he ambled about the
asylum.
The leader of the jazz orchestra
probably figures that dodging, side-
stepping, and similar antics will make.
him harder to hit.
Gladys washed her hair with dog
soap and then wondered why it dried
out all snarly.
"Well, how are you this morning?"
asked the passenger.
'Fare," replied the conductor. ,
A wife has some advantages over a
husband but she can't win 'a quarrel
by reaching for her hat.
Clear Your Skin
Of Disfidnrind Blemishes
Use CuticuraJ
amt] oono8❑❑nat:"000 0,, ROS 0818,, t8oagm11;
A,TENTS
List of "Wanted Inventions"
end Full Information Sent Free
on Request.
TRBf'8A'LHSAY CO., Dept W,
273 -Sank 8t.,. Ottawa, Oat.
Grippe
Boat and inhale Minaret's. Al
se rub ,it on tlroat and chest.
The great preventative,
tions—any drugstore. Mlnard's Liniment for rheumatism,
1SS•UE No. 3--'28
Red Rose Orange Pekoe is the finest
tea ":,, the best package—Aluminum
a
08
To every person comes his day,
Socalmly wait yourchance—
Pedestrians have the right of way
When in the ambulance,
--Boston Transcript.
The Kinn of Pain—Mlnard's Liniment bink' i
Eye "I t a man should give
Major (inspecting the morale of col -his wife plenty of 'rope."". Ernest--
orad troops for their baptism of lire) ehl 2 did with mine and she
—"Sam, what would you do 1P on par- skipped '
ade you were suddenly confronted
with the enemy?" !lam—"I sure
would spread the news,"
Classified Advertisements
LADII.S WANTED—IOW(*)
and light mewing at home, whole or
egaro time, Good Day, WANG sent any
distance, ohargea paid, senml etarpp for
0artieuie s. National Manufanturing Co:,
ontreai.
"You haven't the spirit of a mouse!"
"Certainly not, mr/ demi', If Ire-
sembled a mouse in any respect, you
might be afraid of me."
�ffi Like It 1F°1alet.e
Ess lae&tevilreg Colds
That's why so many people bur
"nuckley'e" to end Coughe. Eran-
hitis and all Throat, Chest and
Lung trouble.). It's instant, pleasant,
guaranteed, ' You'll note its unique
powers in the very first dose --and
there are 40 doses in n 78 -cent bottle!
Ask your druggist. far. "Buckley'e".
W. N. Buckley. Limited,
142 Mutual St., Toronto 2
BUCKLY-
1
Acts like a (lash-
• in
r Reeipp roves 0 se
OPERATION LES T
HER VERY
WEAK
Letter Tells of Wonderful
Relief After Taking Lydia
E. Pinkhalri's Vegetable
Compound
Coniston, Ontario.—"After a se-
vere operation and a three weeks'
stay in a hospital
I returned home
so weak that Iwas
unable to move a
chair. For four
months I was.al-
most frantic with
pains and suffer -
mg until ithought
sure there could
not be any help
for me. had very
severe pains. in my
left side and suf-
fered agony every month. ,One day
when I was not able to get up my
mother begged me to try your med-
icine. My husband got me a bottle
of Vegetable Compound at once and
I took it. I started a second bottle,
end to any surprise and joy the pains
in my side left me completely and I
am able to do all my work without
help, I am a farmer's wife, so you
seal can't be idle long In all I have
taken six bottles of Lydia E. Pink -
ham's Vegetable Compound, five
boxes of the Compound Tablets two
bottles of Lydia E. Pinkham's Blood
Medicine, and have also used the San-
ative Wash."—Mrs. L. LAJEUNESSE,
Box 103, Coniston, Ontario. o
The
ABY
No mother in this enlightened age
would give her baby something she
did not know was perfectly harmless,
especially when a few drops of plena
Castoria will right a baby's stomach
and end almost any little in. Fretful-
ness and fever, too; it seems, no time
until everything is serene.
That's the beauty of Castoria; its
gentle influence seems just what is
needed. It does all that castor oil
might accomplish, without shock to
the system. Without the evil taste.
It's delicious! Being purely vege-
table, you can give it as often as
there's a sign of colic; constipation;
diarrhea; or need to aid sound, natur-
al sleep.
Just one warning: it 1s genuine
Fletcher's Castoria that physicians
recommend. Other preparations: may
be just as free from ail doubtful
drugs, but no child of this writer's 1s
going to teat them! Besides, the
hook on care and feeding of babies
that comes with Fletcher's Castoria.
18 worth its weight In gold.
ChildrenCry for t
ileaclaclles May be swiftly a,1.I :<afcly relieved by 5u. Aspirin
tablet. A most :efficient remedy-,. and there's no of cr erect; ; its
use avoids ;ninth needless suffering. Try it next t me; ,,,.c iaow
soon its soothing infiucuice is: felt Jut' as l;elpful v t .: rc '1:a;'c
tt cold;.neulralgia, neuritis, rlieuitnatisitl, 1lsinibago. -J 1 lr: c,crta:it:
you get real Aspirin,—the genuine has Bayer on t11e bo -c, and
000 every tablet.- 1111 druggists, with proven directions,
'gq
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Physicia Ls prescrih
.d does. NO affect the hese •
.Apmlrla Is ilia : trade murk tr❑gl❑tetod In Camelia) Indicating nayer 11.w" 'until.-. v t•:� fg
,s well knoitn that Annuls meant Hegar raamthertnee, to ,shun, the bailie against tenth,Bose,, the T'nblets wet be stamped with thcl, "131)010 dross" trad,.luarS•