The Seaforth News, 1928-01-05, Page 3Danger Lights From Little Europe
Garden -Wall Quarrel That Migl;,t lxvplve Millions of
English Dines.
By Janos Maynard
The Soviet's Nate to Poland with —sucle are the domande of the Lithe-
respect to Litltttania's aspirations amens of all parties,"
lond8'Interest to this article by Me, They were not destined to .obtain
,Jamee Mayriaad,''who 10 one of our what they regarded as "the entire nee
foremost authorities ole Lithuania. tlonei territory"; but they diel obtain
their independence during the war,
Once upon a time there ;was a Litli-
ttauta which extended from the Beetle, and have since kept It. In the midst
to the Black Sea. Chaucer, in his of the Warentowards the and of 1917.
"Canterbury'Tin es," sends a brave --they elected a National Council.'
English knight to visit it, and its This National Council proclaimed the
rulers are said to haveiieigned a com- independence of Lithuania, The Ger-•
mercial' treaty with England in them ans, wha wero beginning to want
fourteenth ontury, The Lithuanians Mende badly, announced themselves
of those days—no Slays, be it noted, as, "liberators," and gave Blinnde jure
ilut men of Amen. origin, speaking a recognition, Subaequent attempts to
anguago which has many, affinities go back on this recognition and create
with Latin—smashed up the Teutonic some sort. of "personal union" be -
Knights and stemmed the tide of Tale
tar invasion..
Biding Their Time.
tweeu Lithuania and Prussia were
succesefully resisted; and the victory
of the Allies made Lithuania sate for
democracy.
Later, when Russia rose; Lithuania Deen'so,•however, it has not enjoy -
fell into decadence, and wee removed, ea the happy state' 0 fa country which
like Pelted, and at the same time ea, has no history, Its, relations With both
Polank.from the neap. Tho partition' Poland and Russia:liave been stormy.
rif Poland was also . a partition of It has been engaged in hostilities with
Lithuania: Most of 1t went to Russia; 'both oguntries. It is still nominally,
at war with Poland, though years have
Deemed since there was any fighting..
Tho League of Nations has tried in
vain to cotnpoae the quarrel caused
by the so-ealled "coup ' of General
yoligowslei"—an alleged "mutinous"
r,oldler whose unauthorized seiziire of
0 small fraction to Prussia; but
neither Russia nor ,Prussia absorbed
its portion, Tho Lithuanians kept
their language and their indiviclualitY,
tend; bided' their time. The War
' brought. them 'their opportunity, and
they grasped it, A new Lithuania
;vas„set up; awl the bast book in
which'to read Alio story of its rise. is
"'Litlntanie Past and Present,” by 17.
.'G, 'Harrison, sometime rritieh Vico-
Consul at Vilna and Kovno. •
It Irina course, a much clitedale tecl,
.Lithuania. The eatenoton of its bouu-
•daries towards the Black Sea never
had any ethnical warrant. Its proper
Vilne, necessitating the transference
oil the Lithuanian seat of Government
to Kovno, was afterwards endorsed by
leis Government, end Is believed to
have teen planned in concert with
Marshal Pilsudskl.
Filet FioWer of the Balkans,
'Still, in spite of these troubles,
paeed lightly over here: because they
place is in the North, with an outlet beloiB to current controversial poli-
te the sea at Memel, According to tics, Lithuania ha•s done, and is doing, ` Should sixty marry 3 happy, six? you are ha , I• don't care if. I am.
Should ninety marry nineteen? Can
parties of such widely different ages
really love each other? ' Are such
marriages immoral? All these quos-
tions bae been put to me since it was:
announced to the world that 1,.a wo-
man of :sixty-one, was engaged to
marry a young man many years
younger than myself. I have been
derided, ridiculed, censured, and the
object or gross newspaper attacks,
which havesaid that old age is a bar
to marriage when one of the patties
111 f1I All wu t'aarnda
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FUNERAL CORTEGE OF LATE PREMIER BORATIANU
• Buried on his own estate, the casket was drawn on a cart by six oxen led by bid retainers.
'IRIDE OF 63 CONFESSES
I. Asked Him to Marry Me Forj Fell in Love With My Boy
Husband ---Sister of the Ex -Kaiser, Who Recently Mar-
ried a
ar••rieda Russian Many Years Her Junior, Gave this
Exclusive Article at a Special Interview in the
Palace at Bonli to London Tit -Bits
the Russo -Lithuanian Peace Treaty, well, and may reasonably hsps to to,
'signed on July 12, 1920, It had an area bettor. - "01 all the Baltic States,"
.of 32,000 square milds and a pepula-• Mr.'Harrison says, she "enjoys the
tion of: 4,200,000. Part of this Terri- most 'favord economic and financial
•tory,,howover, was seized by Poland, Position," being predominantly an ag-
in circumstances of which, more shall ricultur'al country, and producing
be said in a 'moment, and its present within her own borders everything
population Is said to be' little more , necessary to a self-contained indepen-
•than two millions. dent existence. Her soil is fertile.:
Hor' staple crops: are rye, wheat, bar -
Between Hammer and Anvil. loy, oats, peasepotatoes and flax. Af
Tho war, .as a glance at the map tor agriculture, her most Important
will. show, found the Lithuanians be- source of,,national wealth is timboi, of
tweed the hammer and the anvil, and whichth principal , species are 'pine, still in his or her 'youth.
engaged them in. a .oanflict in which which the princip�'ai species are pine, ,!e
theywould muck 'have preferred' to 'oak, Sir, birch, maplo and lime. Her But I contend that levo is no re -
remain neutral They suffered hor- amber industry is also important, for
ribly-mush more than the Belgians, the Baltic coast is the onlyy area in the,
though much less has been said about world where the collecting and mauu
'-their sufferings—firet from roquist- facture of amber is carried on on a
tions and then from deportation. 'A sufficiently large scale to be- spoken o4
as•ae industry,
few sentences taken from Mr. }Iarri-
,• •son's book will give a faint idea of the
',extent of 'the trouble..
"During their retreat the Russians,
.destroyed everything• which they were
-unable to remove... Villages and
farms were given -to the "flames, ma-
ehinery and implements were curled
off, and unspeakable, miseries began
Nor are the arts ignored. Some of
the artists have a European repute-
tion.—T,
epute-
tion. T. P.'s Weekly.
•
Wasted Millions
Experts have been busy showing us
tor the inhabitants of these desolated how much money we Waste in a year,
areas . 'Unlike Belgium, Lithuahia 'Starting with cigarettes ,they tell us
that out of a population_ of forty mil-
lions, at least ten .million men and
women, smoke on. an average tan
cigaretes a clay, and waste not less•
than one-fifth of `ditch cigarette. Thus
an equialent of twenty million cigar-
ettes is wasted daily. At a cost of
up. The peasants' first sought refuge one shilling for twenty, tho yearly
di'd•notbeneft from the liberal aid ex-
tended by the United States and,
Spain.
"When in accordance with the jin-
.
:human Russian policy, thousands .of
• Litheanlan adults had to leave the
•country; entire families - were -;broken
• in .the towns, but were moved on far- waste is nearly £ 18,000,000.
Ther by the Russian soldiery. • Parents
Mel thus to abandon their children,
and were themselves transported in-
to Russia in cattle trucks. -At Vilna,
for example, thousands of children
ran about the streets vainly seeking
'their parents. The Central Lithuanian
'Committee subsequently placed.; them,
in orphanages.. But these institutions
were without funds necessary to pro-
vide proper nourishment for the child-
ren, meat and milk being particularly
scarce." •
The Cause of Self -Determination.
During the German occupation
things gradually got better. The Ger-
mane had no motive for de -triaging a
country which they hoped . to annex
'or for persecuting those whom they
regarded • as their future - subjects.
3iist as the Russians had tried to
Russianize the Lithuanians, so they
tried to Germanize them. They were
more successful than the Russians
had been because their methods were
less ;brutal; but the success did not
amount to much. It was restated, not
only by Lithuanian patriots at home,
but also by Lithuanian patriots
abroad.
The latter were active from the
'first. As early as October, 1914, the
nethuanians in the United States call
-
en a natioua lcongress, which mot at
eicago and declared itself in favor
of tile reorganization of the Lithuani-
an 'State in conformity with the prin-
ciple of self-determination."A Lithu-
anian Bureau of Information in Paris
was entrusted• with tit task of diffus-
ing knowledge of Lithuania among
the general•public A commissioner-
J. Gabrys--was. appointed to treat
with the belligerents on behalf of
Lithuania, .A series of Lithuanian
conforences• were held in Europe, at
Berne, at Lausanho, at the Hague, at
Stockholm. Demands were formulated.
Bore le a typical declaration issued at
Lausanne: "Tho Issue of the war 18
tncortttln. Whatever it niay bo,
Lithuania does not wish to return to
political servitude or to revert to a
situation which would permit Russia
or Germany to imposo their yoke up -
en the country, A. free Lithuanian pen-
. pro occupying the outir o national ter-
ritory, and hitting free political, hi-
telleotual and economic development
The 'habit of putting salt. on the
side of the plate instead of sprinkling
it on food means that one spoonful in
two is wasted. As practically all the
inhabitants of the British Isles use
table salt there,'is -a yearly loss of
50,000 tons, wort£8,000,000.
Waste in matches is 'amazing. Quite
three-quarters' of the wood used in
the manufacture remains unburnt.
Assuming, that no more than ten aril -
lion • people each use two boxes a
week, approximately 1,000 tons are
scrapped every year. If tho wood
were collected, it might prove invalu-
able in the manufacture of useful pro-
ducts such as oxalic acid and paper
pulp.
Amateur photographers throw away
used hypo containing silver, One pic-
ture-making firm saves £375 a week
on waste. hypo. What must be .the
amount waste!). in hundreds of dark
rooms in Britain every year?
specter of ago and that the fire of
true love can burn as clearly and as
purely itl the heart of a woman—or a
man -at the ag of eighty .os eighteen!
If tee persons find that they aro soul
mates -that they are consumed with
the 'grand passion for each other—:
then they have every right to, marry".'
Ago has nothing to do with it at all
—it is cufdelont that the all-pervading
emotion, love, is present. There al-.
ways enters, of course, the question
08 children—but in this age marriage
Is not cousldered declasseeor immoral
because the parties do riot have child-
•ren but live alone ttgether In unin-
terrupted bliss.
l -le Would be Unhappy Without, Me.
Children may bo a blessing to mari
tal happiness, but they are not essen-
tial, and because the two contracting
parties do not—or cannot -increase
the human race is no reason why they
should not marry. Marriage is an in-
dividual estate -it Is personal, and it
has, greatly annoyed me that so many
people have concerned themselves in
my, love idyll and my fulfilled deter-
mination to marry the man I' love,
even though he is many years young-
er than myself.'
There can be no wrong present
where true love rides paramount, and
I submit that if I had refused to mar-
ry the man I love because I` amso.
much older than he, then I should not
have been doing him a kindness, but
a wrong -for I know that his love for
me is such that the 'rest of his life
would bo barren and unhappy without
me by his side. There is little doubt
that in the course of years we shall
bo separated, because I am likely to
be called into the Great Unknown
many years before my husband, but
I shall havo had those • few year's of
unutterable happiness and bliss with
the man who possesses' all my heart,
And doesnot every woman agree with
me? If one loves, then one has a
right to snatch all the happiness that
love brings. And if the object of one's
affection loves also; then the world
has no right to deny either happiness.
The question of their • respective ages
does not enter into the matter,
Old Age le No Bar. -
' I am quite in agreement that youth
should marry youth—that i1 18, per-
haps, better—but I am not prepared
toadmit that old age is a bar to mar-
riage or real love. Rather two per-
sons of while different ages marry be-
came they really love each other than
two young things who are ..entering,
matrimony for reasons other than af-
fection, and who, although perhaps
not disliking each other, yet aro not
in love.
The marriage between my brother,
the Kaiser, and Princess Hermine
1► was a love-match—yet both' are .no
chickens, to put it rather vulgarly,
True, they are not so very different
in age, but 'they had every right to
marry because they loved, That was
tite answer I gave to my brother, the
Kaiser, when he remonstrated wah-
ine on my marriage. '
"Victoria,' he ,paid, 4'700' are acting
And now a worm' Mu crashed into madly, If you marry this ishan you
politica, 'according tet a leading Ohio will ,be the laughing -stook of Ger-
Detnocrat. However, he refer.e to the, manyt" •
oor'n-borer, not the taxpayer. Ohtaa-. "Wilholih," I replied, "you _married
00 Daily Nows, when you Were
nearly my age, and words as they can pronounce.
'!If rtes pick on hubby fee's apt
o pull a bunch of hariil,` blue
eernacular."
The Art of
Keeping a Diary
d""
All the Mental Faculties De-
pend on it
Memory is the faculty poseeased by
the, mind of preserving what has once
been,preeent in consciousness so that.
the laughing -stock df this and the
it may again be recalled. Thus it
next world, I am going through withconsists of both retention .and recol-
it. , You will admit that I am; per- lection retention representing the
haps, old enough to know my own p g
power of storing up for future use,
mind!" and recollection the
power of bring.
My brother was silenced, and has ing back into consciousness.
since refused to have anything to do Often impressions 'are received' by
with pie, and. up to my wedding, day c
S
retained his disapproval of my mar•: he various senses; eig$t, hearing,
nage. Ido not look my age—only smell and taste, without our being
the other,clay I was told that I look
conscious of them; for this reason
ideasare sometimes
twenty-five, but I must admit that : , believed to be or -
this; was flattery. One thing I will Iginal when they are not really so,
say, and that is that 1 have kept my andon this basis may be explained
looks and figure—not by artificial aids somo oases of involuntary plagiarism,
and cosmetics, but by exercise and a No idea that bas over been in the
healthy life. I consider myself to bo mind can be entirely forgotten. In
on a parwith a woman thirty years abnormal states, s are ras
e fever and
younger, and• I think that my husband delirium, memories aro revived which
have
not married an old woman, ox- • not risen into actual conscious -
has
cept n the matter of age, but a well neva for many years. The' dying often
e
p g ' revert to eeperienees which they have.
preset, wife that will do her duty had in childhood. andhave apparently
to him as stanchly as 1E she. were long ago forgotten and there is a
twenty-five, widespread and popular belief that
Forked 'tongues -have said all sorts a man• on the point of drowning ro-
of unkind things about us. It is a fact views in a flash all the minute events
that, I' am a Princess of the Blood of his past life.
Royal and that I am a wealthy. wo-
man, ;and -these two -facts have been Progress Without Memory
used in order that my husband may Of all the faculties .possessed by
be termed adventurer. This is a gross•:
libel. Firstly, he did net seek my
hand. .I asked him to marry me.
Secondly,' during the first days of his
courtehip'he was unaware of my posi-
tion or wealth, and thought that I was
en ordinary German woman of per-
haps moderate moans. No -one was
more surprised than he when he
found out that I was Princess of
Schaumburg -Lippe. It is therefore
certain and obvious that he loves me
for, myself alone, and not for that
which it was my pleasure to bestow
on, him on our wedding day.
I think that we are going to be the
happiest couple•in all Europe, and far
Denied
Tobacco
fxeY1e111lo0uswmiecthisdsapfoxtoeUfnitnanpiptoem
'afeote frota000 mokndro.
are doeoribed .1n a lecture by Dr. W.
10. Dixon oe tire' Cambridge a41lg)
Pharmacoiogloal Laboratory, rePertod
in o hliia,Journal( (I,ou.
don)Th. Brltishporous oanbicetangl ohe says,
may bo put into the sten), of the pipe;
the space for cpoling And condense,
Non may, be inoreased, ox some web+'
stance which facilitates oxidation may
be placed . in the bowl of the Pipe.
These last pipes are called oatajYlis,
land rho bowls are' lined with our:
metallic oxid, like that of platinum,
in a fine, state of division. By Passing
tobacco smoke over it the nicotin and
pendia derivattres aro decomposed:
These pipes have not, however, found
.favor, he reports. He goes 001
"Another • method of improving to
bacco consists 111 removing some of
its nicotin by moans of solvents, ,
These 'eo-called denicotintzed tobac
cos have 50 per cent. or more. of their
uiootin romoved,. anal have been re•
learned; therefore, by physicians as
relatively barmlese, at all events as
far as their nicotin-Is concerned,' Un.
fortunately this is 'not the case, be.
carts it has been shown that these. de.
nicotinized cigars yield in their smoke
as much nicotin as.was present in the ,
c same class of cigar before denicotint'.
'ation., '
The 'Visual" and the "Auditory."
But It is best of all to cultivate the
third and, highest form of =mum,
the "imaginative," or "representa-
tive." The fortunate individuals 'ivho.
have naturally a large share 'of this
useful faculty of recalling vividly past
events, belong to 'the worldpoote,
painters, and all creative artists. They
may be divided in respect to the kind
of imaginative memory thy paseess,
Into; two., clesses, the visual and the
auditory.
The "visual" remember by form,
and the "auditory" by sound, and in
order to bring representative memory
to its highest perfection, both varie-
ties must bo cultivated.
Those who find that they remem-
ber a page of a book by seeing men-
tally, the shape of the letters should
try to hear in their' minds the sound
of the syllables, while the -"auditory"1
(who are usually good linguists)
should try to visualize the printed
words.
But, above all, a good memory can
be formed by the habit of concentra-
tion. Clearness of recollection' , de-
pends entirely upon clearness of re-
tention, and unless an impression en-
ters the mind firmly and lucidly it will
be remembered 'vaguely and confused-
ly.
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The Will as an Adjunct.
It is natural for the mind to fly off
at a tangent when it tries to fix itself
upon some particular idea, and lack
of attentfion Is a habit which grows
apace unless corrected. From this
point of view the will can be made a
man memory is the most vital to im- valuable adjunct to a good memory,
provement and progress. The way of ,for it can bs' called in to bring back
;experience is the one way through the wandering thoughts when they
life; without experience there can be stray from the subject in mind,
no progress and without memory. ex- But the mind must desire to attend,
perience`is of no use. A human being and for this reason too severe an ef-
without memory would bo at the end fort, causing intense fatigue, Is to be
of the longest life no further advanced avoided, since lack of concentration
than at the beginning: . is ono of the first signs of nervous ex -
All the mental'facuities depend up- • haustion,Interest and novelty tend
on memory. Neither • sensatiott nor to st mul ate this mental desire for
voluntary movement could exist with- 'concentration, and therefore monot-
out the guidance of former recollec- one is apt to snake It difficult and
tions; we cannot voluntarily pe;.form tedious.
any action unless we know' before- Repetition is a great aid in memos -
hand what, we are going to do, and the lung.. The more often a thing is re -
knowledge comes only kola- remem- panted the more deeply is it impress-.
from making any difference to our bering that we have done it' before. ed upon the Mind, and each repetition
love, the difference in age between us Since memory is of such, inestimable ',means 'easier execution, greater speed
will rather cement lt. There is only
one thing that mars my husband's de-
lirious happiness at our marriage, and
that is the fact that I may be taken
from him before many years are pass-
ed. That was the only consideration
which has kept us' back in any way in
our deslre'to become man and wife.
Love will not be denied, however, and
after, considering the matter fully we
decided that we would snatch our few
moments of happiness no matter when`
it cost in heartbreak later, when it be-
comes necessary for us to be parted
across the bridge that separates tlsts
life from the next.
Love Knows Ne Locksmiths.',:
In conclusion, I would exhort ' all
those who are denying themselves
happiness because of the age bar to
marriage to :take courage into both
bands and stand before an altar and
not to have happiness stolen from
them by public opinion. Age: 18 no
bar whatever to marriage. Love
knowe no locksmiths•=not even the
bars of. old age.
Cupid .is a wily rascal. Perhaps it
is rather tragic when he ehoote his
.arrows' In persons very far' removed
in ago, but when he docs so letyour
heare'dictate to you, If 'your heart
says "yes," then have courageand: go
through with it, and if true love is fn
deed proeent, then I do not think you
will live to regret it.'
The jolly, old readers seem to bo'
in bnthuslattto agreement with, out
plea for much lose talk by radio -an.
nouncers, but the consensus 10 that
we are too severe itt advocating a
rule that an ilifnouncer must' confine
Himself to -subjects ho. 1cno-0M some-
thing about; S. S. C. for instance,
suggests a milder meaanre: that an -
annual) be allowed to use only•sueh
importance it be 'hooves mankind to ,and •dexterf y. Even when a thing
use and strengthen it to its full ex- once learnt seems to have been forgot -
tent, for that habit is to the. individual .teb, it is found that on a second at-
tempt itis mastered much more easily
and 'quickly.
Trusting the memory serves to
strengthen it. ` It is not alwaya a good
plan to depend entirely upon volumin•
out notes, for just as a limb that le
never used will waste and become
useless, so the memory will become
weak and undependable from lack of
what heredity is to the race. Memory.
can be greatly cultivated, and, the
power of recalling minute incidents
not only acquired but marvellously in•
creased.
150,000 Words by Memory.
The Brahmins of India do not de-
pend upon .the written word for im-
parting their sacred teachings. They development.
learn prodigious gnanftitesby heart; Finally, in the words of Quintilian,
some of them can repeat as' many as
150,000 words without hesitation.
The faculty, of repeating long lists
of names end;dates is not necessarily much by heart, to meditate much and
a sign.of great'intelect; people of no if possible daily, lathe most efficacious
torious stupidity and weak mentality of 'all' methods."—Ethel Browning.
hairs been known to be able to per-
form each feat's of memory. It is a
-porter that depends.. upon the lowest
form of memory, -that which is known
as "memory by contiguity."
A higher form Is l'memory by as-
sociation" or "rational memory," and
this is a more useful form to culti-
vate. In searching for past ideas and
sensations that have "escaped our
memory" for, the moment, we `try to
renteinber'something that occurred' at
the same time, or we turn over in our
minds similar ideas, trying to' flx'the
Particular time by comparing them
with .other things that we know to
have happened at a certain moment.
"If anyone ask me what is the only
and great art of memory, I shall Say
that it is exercise and labor. To learn
This kind of memory is made up
mainly of association of ideas and the
Ancients, notably' Simonides, in 500
B.0:,invented systems known as,
"mneaionios1 which depended upon
symbols and places. Mnemonics are
still in vogue, especially in the per-
nicious
erinicious practice of 'cramming,',', which
is like a permanent crutch to a weak-
ened limb—a help at first, but a hind-
rance when the limb couldgrow
develop 10 ori
g-
.
if 'allowed t leve tai
strongp I g
Mal power.
THE WORST THINGABOUT HER
•
"What is the worst' thing about
bar?"
"That lnalpenMcant little Pani!
Saalpp who to always at her aide."
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The companionate marriage .le
financed by the parents of the con-
tracting partiefi, just as are the lase
heroic, measures in: the education of
the young, ,.
"Improved methods of removing the
nicotine are, however, now being ex.
perimentecl with abroad. Boxes of
cigara and tobaccos in various forma
are treated with .superheated steam;
by this means practically the whole
of the nicotin Is said to be removed,
and the tobacco Is left nicotin-free;
the nicotin has a ready sale for agri
cultural purposes: I have had no op-
portunity, however, of ;experimenting
with these products.
"Tobacco is a substance foreign to
the: body, and its alkaloid is poison.
ons. I am not suggesting that tobacco
should bo guaranteed to contain not
more than a specified amount of nice
tin, in the same way .as spirits are
standardized for alcohol; but as to-
bacco is similar to alcoholic borer
ages, in that excess of both leads to
serious results, the public should
have some sort of guidance or pro-
tection. It is almost certain, for ex-
ample, that it is the moistness of the
tobacco 'which is indirectly respons.
ible for many of its most serious ef.
feats; thatthe pyridin derivatives
are largely responsible for morning
cough, which leads later to chroni0
bronchitis and cardiac failure. These
are conditions which at least are cap-
able of improvement. ,The Ministry
of Health, which has already done
much for providing pure foods of a
curtain standard; will, I hope, before
long see in tobacco an important fact-
or in the public Health-''
Practical Knowledge
The 110. Hon.' T. J, Macnamara, who t -
was at one time a teacher in an ele-
mentary school, tells an amusing
story of a city -bred young: woman
who was put in charge of a coeatry
school: Tho class in arithmetic was
before her. She said;
"Now, children, if there are ten,
sheep on one side of a fence and ono •
jumps over, how many sheep will .be
left?"
"No %heap, teacher," answered a
tle lass of ten summers.
"Oh, no," cried the city young wo.
man reproachfully. "'You aro not --a::;.,,
stupid as that! Think again, If
there were . ten sheep on, one side of
the ,fence: and one sheep jump over,
nine sheep would be left. Don't you ,
see that?"
"No! Not Not" persisted the child,
"If one, sheep jumped over all the
others would lump after it. My father
keeps sheep."
Then seeing the puzzled look on the
teacher's face; the little •girl explain-
'ed apologetically: "Yon know 'rich
rattle, miss, but I know sheep.'
Cr -�
Convenient—For Wifey
Behind -the scenes at the tondos,^
Hippodrome recently a •discussion,
arose as to the relative generosity in''
money matters of American and-Eng'..1-••+^-•.
lisp husbands.
Miss Alice Morley, who sings the
"Halleluja" number in Hit the Deck,,'
and who is American born of English'
parents, remarked- that toe' average,
British husband wan at least as gen-
erous as the average American.
"Ohl interjected somebody, with '
an Interrogative lift of the 'eyebrows: •
Whereupon Miss Morley narrated
the followingincident in support or; •.
her contention. •
A lady friend of hers, a matron ol(
some years' stand!ug,, was paying -1100
first visit to a young bride,.
"My dear;' alio said, during tit;
course of tea, "what ,financial arrange':
meats^hays yon mads with Charlie
Hoes ho make You a reiular 'allow
anee, or do you just ask him fej'
money when you require It?"
"Oh—el—bejh,". replied the bthi,.
naively,
Tho magnitue of the ends you s l
and serve .10. the measure of
personality.
4t
Jones, to the trader-s0trnn: "How
11 you haven't requested me to De
your account?" ,Tradesman; "0h4,
hover ask a gentleman fes^ money'.
"Xndeed. Then how d'y'on get on •
bre does, not pay?" 'Why, atter woe
tain time I conclude lie a of 01'oral
LOAN and then 1 ask ]lint•