The Seaforth News, 1962-03-22, Page 6AnotherAngie On
Roaring Twenties
My children find it difficult to
believe that, although, 1 grew up
during the 1920's, never met Al
Capone, danced the Charleston,
played the ukulele or rode in a
Stutz Beareat.
:Became of television, the chil-
dren feel they know all about
that roaring decade. But the 20's
they know and the 20's 1 remem-
ber seemto be two entirely dif-
ferent eras,
Elliot Ness never came roaring
down Main Street in Orwell,
Ohio, in pursuit of gangsters in
a Chalmers Six. If he had, I
would have hopped on my bi-
cycle and hurried to see the bat-
tle, you can be sure. But the only
gunplay I remember was at the
Opera House—later renamed the
"Gem" when the proprietor
bought a new electric sign and
prel'erred, to pay for three letters
rather than ten,
Hoot Gibson and I used to meet
there every Saturday night, Hoot
did a lot of shooting, looming
large on the screen While the
piano player thundered her way
across the keyboard, but he shot
quietly, for the talkies had not
yet arrived.
Al Capone never showed up in
Orwell, either, I suppose there
were those in the neighborhood
who danced the Charleston, but
I never did. I didn't speak to
girls then and they didn't speak
to me, so it would have been
difficult to find a partner. As for
the Bearcats, I don't think there
was a Stutz in town. There were
plenty of Model T's, though,
which had a lot more personality,
especially on a cold morning.
I can recall quite plainly when
Clara Bow had "it," although 1 -
was never quite sure what "it"
was, and when "sez you". was
considered the ultimate in so-
phisticated repartee. I can re-'
member Calvin Coolidge, rumble
seats, Harold Lloyd, spats and
the noise a pair of corduroy
knickers made when you walked
along. But those aren't the
things the children want me to
tell them about.
I knew who Capone and Legs
Diamond were, all right. But
they weren't the celebrities in
our lives that Hoot Gibson, Chaz
Chase and Uncle Billy Smith
were, Uncle Billy had been a
drummer boy in the Civil Wan
Every town had its ex -drummer
boy then, grown gray and given,
to telling eye -witness tales of .
battles he never came near. I had
the impression then that the
Civil War consisted solely of an
army of drummer boys, march-
ing in a rhythmic, unbroken line
that stretched from Washington
to Richmond.
As I understood the situation,
Grant had more and better
drummer boys, which was the
reason Lee finally gave up. If I
had grown up in Georgia., I sup -
Pose, Lee would have had the
edge in drummer boys. But that
wasn't the way Uncle Billy de-
scribed it.
My children aren't impressed
by such recollections, of course.
They know the 1920's weren't
like that. They think the reason
My reminiscences are so dull is
that I'm hiding something.
"You mean you never even saw
gangster or a Prohibition agent,
Dad?"
Well, there was the time my
13ey Scout truce) was encamped
along Lake Erie and a boat
loomed offshore in the darkness
and began flasking a light. We
,signaled back with our flash-
lights, sure we were about to cap-
ture some rum runners from
Canada. But the boat pulled
away and we never found out
who was aboard.
It was true, too, that I was a
member of a gang then. Our
;headquarters were in a cabin we
had constructed in Dixon's Woods
and we were a tough looking
crew, sitting around our camp
fire, armed to the teeth with.
BB guns. if any Indians had
shown up we would have given
a geed account of ourselves, you
can be sure. But none ever did.
"Well, then, what did you do,
Dad?" the children demand, "Sit
around and listen to Russ Col -
umbo records?"
But I have to disappoint even
that modest expectation. We
didn't listen to records much. It
was partly that it was too much
trouble to keep winding the pho-
nograph, But it was mostly that
the songs in those vanished days
UN'S SAWS
IN FORelgr.1-14 riiielz
"Leeet match Wile for
Oractitie."
were not designed for children,
the Way the songs are now,
Oh, VII admit if you listen to
the songs Colombo and Rudy
Vallee used to sing, it sounds as
though they were written for
children, and fairly baekward
ones, at that, But they weren't.'
Not that we didn't clo our best
to waste our inheritance of hours,
We sat through scores of the
worst movies ever made, and a
few of the best. We swam in
places I weuldn't allow my chil-
dren to go near. We argued in-
terminably over whether some-
one had tagged third base in
what would now be called a
softball game, but was then
called "indoor," perhaps because
it was always played outside,
The third base in question
would never have passed muster
in a Little League game, It was
a rack and our stadium' was a
vacant lot, The world had• not
yet learned that children require
a $100,000 playground in order
to get exercise, writes Robert W.
Wells in the Christian Sbience
Monitor.
There were no adults to super-
vise, the way there'd be now. The
only times adults appeared was
when someone hit a long flee ball
toward right field. A long fly
ball in that direction usually
went through a window. On such
' occasions we len before the adult
advisers arrived, unless they
were unusually fast runners.
I don't try to tell my children
this, but we had little contact
with the adult world then, ex-
cept at mealtimes. This suited
us and it seemed to suit the
adults, Still, I think there was.
more real tolerance between the
generations then.
When the ball went through
the window no one called the
town constable the way they
would now, And if they'd called
him, he wouldn't have come. It
would have been beneath his
-dignity, especially as he'd played
ball on the same vacant lot him-
self once and hit. his share of Sties
to far right field.
Perhaps, looking back at it, the
constable was the man responsi-
ble for keeping the 20's from
roaring very loudly in Orwell
and thus, indirectly, to blame for
my inability to live up to the
children's expectations.
If a Marmon full of gangsters
had come careening through
town„ with Ness and his boys in
hotepusuits the constable would
haves taken stern action. He
wouldliesze hopped into his
Model T and gone tarryhooting
after thein.
And when he caught them, he
would have hauled them before
the Mayor and given the lot of
them fines that would .have
taught them a good lesson.
He was a tolerant man, the
constable was, when it came to
boys playing indoor, or the driv-
ing habits of local residents. But
he would never have stood for
Capone running through the red
light that marked the intersec-
tion of Routes 45 and 322 in the
,center of the village,
Capone was from out of town.
And that would have been reason
enough to teach him a little
respect for law and order.
Modern Etiquette
By Anne Ashley
Q. When an invitation has
been received written on an in-
formal card, and a reply is re-
quested, is It proper to make this
reply over the telephone?
A. It is quite all right to ac-
knowledge an informal invita-
tion of this kind on the tele-
phone.
Q, Just what is considered, the
proper length of tine between
the aimomicement of an engagexnent and the wedding itself?
A. There is no "proper" length
of time. Usually, however, the
maximum is about six months,
and if a couple anticipates a
greater length of time, the an-
nouncement can either be post-
poned or, if it is in the news-
paper, it can be ended with the
statement, "No date has as yet
been set for the wedding."
Q. If a girl is to be married
in church wearing. an afternoon
dress and having only one maid.
of -honor, is she supposed to in.
vile only a very few friends and
relatives to a wedding of this
tees?
A. There is no limit to the
number of guests she may in-
vite, provided, of course, there
is ample room for everyone,
Q. When seated at the bar in a
cocktail lounge, are you supposed
to tip the bar same?
A, While not exactly neces-
sary, It still seems to be expect-
ed In some places — and. espe.
chilly when one's change is re-
turned in a small tray,
Q. When mailing birthday -
greeting cards to my . women
friend", wheel rny hu oband
knows only slightly, am 1Slip.
posed to sign both our nestles,
or just Mine alone?
A. Since these are year own
personal Mende you need net
include your husband's dame,
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INTRODUCES DAUGHTER—President Sukarno, right, intro-
duces his young daughter to visiting U.S. Attorney General
and Mrs. 'Robert Kennedy during dinner in Jakarta, Indo-'
nesia.
The weather around here still
leaves much to be desired but I
suppose we can think ourselves
lucky we are. not in Europe or
Los Angeles. Of course most
people carry ore regardless of the
weather. But not i — I postpone
going out until the going is good.
Soinetimee that leads to incone
veniences. Last Friday we :were
downsto a few dollars in the
house, no meat and minus quite
a few groceries. So -before I was
even citlt:of bed 1 was writing out
shopiiirig list. Then Partner
*erne along, told me I had better
forget about shopping, it was
half -freezing rain and as slippery
..aseeould•he underfoot. That was
enough to make me revise all my
plans; look' through any supply
shelves once again and figure out
make-ahift menus for the week-
end. And then late in the after-
noon it turned soft so away we
went after all. The bank was
open so we got our business done
there; bought our meat and gro-
ceries and on the way home got
a "Take-home" order -Of fish, and
chips for supper. Partner same
with me — and that was one for
the record because he hates shop-
pine- However, I suppose he was
afraid I might get stuck or run
into a ditch or something in
which case he would have been
of: ereat assistance. But except
foe the" -ear stalling a few times
we 'got along fine.
Now I. am wondering how
much I'll get done this week, I
have several full days planned
ahead, including a "hair -do", a
visit to an oculist and to go with
Dee to the Girl Guide Festiva/ at
the CiN.E. grounds. Again every-
thing depends on the weather.
Last week before this column
was ip the mail Ross was here
with his Dad — just for about
• fifteen minutes, He had ;hist bean
released from the hospital and
• was on his way home, Thurs-
day Ross and Cedric spent the
day here while their mother was
at the dentist's, Poor little RoSs,
he looked as if he had been drag-
ged through the proverbial knot-
hole, One of our little neighbours
had also been having a rough
time since having her tonsils out.
Perhaps there isn't too much to
worry about as one doctor said
it is really about six months be-
fore a child shows any definite
improvement after a tonsillec-
torty.
What do you think of these
incidents? Each one is an eye-
witness account of two curious
accidents 1;110 were told to me
last week, neither of which need
have happened. A neighbour was
sitting in a parked car at a shop-
ping centre waiting for his
friend to finish shopping Sud-
denly he noticed a ear with only
a little boy in it start to move.
21 took a zig-zag course, side-
swipleg np less than four cars on
its way, stopping just before it
reached neighbour T's car, By
this time T. was out of the car
anyway, running towards the
child -driven vehicle. Incidental-
ly he would have been out sooner
except that the ear in which he
was a passenger was a two -door
car and an elderly gentleman
occupied the front passenger seat.
He got to the runaway car just es
the boy's father appeared on the
scene the father who had com-
mitted the unpardonable error of
leaving a child alone in a ear
with the Ignition turned on. By
the time man has settled Inc
damages to freer ears he may pos-
sibly have learnt a lesson_
The other accident was of at
very different stature. Nix. C. was
getting ready to visit lids, wife
in hospital when he inett'at friend
of hers who was also planning
to visit Edna., You: may as well
ride with nee said Mrs, M. So
they all: went together. Before
visiting hourswere up Mrs. M.
discreetly withdrew, leaving hus-
band and wife together, saying
she would wait in the car. When
Mr. C.'got outsid& the car was
there but no ene in it. He. went
back to the waiting' room. Still
no sign of her. Finally he ap-
proached the desk and asked' the
receptionist if she had seen the
lady, "Mrs, M.,..oh yes,. she's
in the operating room!"
"in the operating room!" ex-
claimed IVIn. C. increctelottsly.
"Yes,' .she -was going out to the.
car, slipped ere the ice and broke.
her Iripr Now wasn't that an
awful) thing to happen?: I had'
previously. heard the hospital
grounds were lust a glare of ice
and thought it showed very poor
management for a public in.stitn-
tion to have. a parking Tot that
wab a hal,:rd to its visitors.
The trouble is people talk
about danger in this end that
connection but very seldom do
anything about It, In tills ease it
only needed someone to approach
the proper authorities and ask
that something be doee -- the
grounds salted, or sanded or in
some may made safe for public
use. We ,seem to have reached
the point when we tolerate in-
efficiency too readily, After all
it is the "squeaking wheel that
gets the grease". Perhaps it is
not generally known that every
local council has an emergency
Public Works department, ready
and waiting to deal with enier-
gencies — hydro, water or roads
— that is, IF THE DEPART-
MENT IS NOTIFIED.
LOGICAL
The young school teacher bad
just finished telling a smut/ boy
the story of a lamb that had
strayed from the flock and had
been eaten by a wolf,
"You see," she said, "had the
lamb been obedient and stayed
in the flock, it would not have
been eaten by the wore"
"No, ma'am," answered the
small boy. "It would have been
eaten by us."
Playboy—a. man who summers
in the MPs„ winters int Pericles
and springs at Mendes.. -
TOUGH '441AKTER. EgtrInt
trees kiiIled by freezi4ng tem-
peratures, eve rel.:name from
famous Canal Street Ern New'
Orleons .be replaced'
with new perims.iin time for art -
nun? Mardi Grcrs ativizrL
Women Make Up One -Third of Working Force
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Women prepare auto for final painting in Dodge plant, Detroit.
Moscow electrician K i a v a
Verkasova works in overalls.
Workers clips broke line to
rear axle on assembly line.
Russian women assemble radio tubes in Leningrad factory.
Women workers engaged in industrial production is a
familiar theme in pictures of Russia, but it Is as
typical of U.S, as It is of the Soviet Union, American
vvomen-olso are contributing their labor to the strug-
gle for economic supremacy at an increasing rate
even to positions on auto assembly lines. Beginning
with the shortage of men caused by the Selective
Service Act of 1939, increasing numbers of women
have been employed in the production departments
of American industry. The number of working women
rose from 14 million in 1940 to about 18 million in
1950, Last year, 24,5 million working women repre-
sented 34 per cent of the total American labor force
of 71,399,000, Projections indicate that 30 million
American women will be working by 1970.