HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Seaforth News, 1961-11-23, Page 3Went Without lunch
To Buy A Book
Entering the University in Oc-
tober, 1876, he (Conan Doyle)
commenced the "long weary
grind at botany, chemistry, anat-
omy, physiology, and a whole list
of compulsory subjects, , .." We.
need not follow him on his
dreary course, which, however,
was brightened by books that
had nothing whatever to do with
the tedious themes of his profes-
sional study, for the medical
tomeson his shelves were not
nearly: so well thumbed as
Thackeray's Esmond, Meredith's
Richard Peverel, and Washington
Irving's Conquest df Granada,
lie gradually collected a small
library of his own, each volume
of which stood for a sacrificed,
lunch, Every clay on the way to
his classes, he gazed into one of
those fascinating second - hand
bookshops which no one with
literary leanings can pass with-
out a pause or a pang, Outside
the door was a large tub cram-
med with tattered volumes at
threpenee apiece. Now three-
pence was the precise sum that
Doyle was able to spend on his
midday sandwich , .. so he had
to choose between literature and
lunch,
Whenever he approached that
tub a combat raged between the
appetite of a youthful body and
the hunger of a busy mind, The
body won five times out of six,
but when the mind was in the
ascendant he spent a delightful
'five minutes choosing his volume
from amongst a littre of alman-
acs, textbooks, and works of
Scottish theology. In this way he
picked up Gordon's translation of
Tacitus, Pope's translation of
Hamer, Addison's works, Claren-
i don's History, Swift's Tale of a
Tub, Gil Bias, Temple's essays,
I the poems of Churchill and Buck-
ingham, and other stores for
mental dissipation. —From "Con-
an Doyle," by Hesketh Pearson.
Bird Smuggling
Thrives Down Under
Australian Customs chiefs fear
they are "getting the bird" in a
big way today. Seamen, mainly
of European nationalities, have
built up a prosperous traffic in
smuggled birds. Their returns
are snore lucrative since last year
Australia banned exports of all
ler home-bred birds.
Now species like laughing
jackasses, lyre birds and gala
parrots fetch from sixty to 180
times their proper value when
sold outside Australia.
During a recent drive in Syd-
ney docks Customs men discov-
ered dozens of large, empty Aird
cages hidden in the crews' quar-
ters of ocean-going vessels. They
also found samples of dope and
alcohol which seamen use to
quieten the birds.
When drunk, the birds are car-
ried ashore, concealed in a man's
clothing or luggage. This traffic
is dangerous because parasitic
diseases can be introduced in this
way.
So far, large-scale internation-
al smuggling rings are not sus-
pected. But small syndicates,
operating on individual ships,
are, the Customs believe, getting
a good rake-off as bird smug-
glers.
No rocket ship can match the -
pace
At which our son now whirls.
He's orbiting in outer space
Since he discovered girls.
TRUMAN ESCORTS — Attorney General Robert Kennedy
enjoys a lough with ex -President Harry Truman. Kennedy,
who appeared in Missouri on government business, received
a guided tour by the former Chief Executive around the
Truman Library in Independence
Makes His' Customers
Bullet -Proof!
If you want to know the
world's next trouble spot in ad-
vance, just ask master tailor
Leonard Barratt at his basement
office in London's sedate Pall
Mall.
Not that Mr. Barratt is a secret
agent, an agitator or a statesman
—although his business, too, can
be a matter of life or death .
He makes bullet-proof waist-
coats and sporrans for frightened
men and women!
His orders' list is an astonish-
ingly accurate guide to revolu-
tions and political upheavals. For
instance, weeks before the Bra-
zilian political upheaval, an im-
portant resident in that country
made a special journey to the
London showroom to get himself
measured for a bullet-proof out-
fit.
"I "oil tell you he was rich,"
said Mr. Barratt, "but he must
remain nameless. People who;
wear protective armour do not
like the fact to be known.
"Perhaps they fear their would-
be murderer will decide to shoot
at the head instead!
"My Brazilian customer told
me that several people were gun-
ning for him, He wanted to be
snugly fitted, without spoiling
the look of his clothes,. In his
case, I shortened the waistcoat
and lengthened the sporran —
which ties round the waist and
protects the lower abdomen—so
that there was less weight on the
shoulders.
"As they were to be worn un-
der a shirt in a hot climate, I
insulated both garments for cool-
ness. We are always experiment-
ing to give comfort with maxi-
mum safety."
Berlin, Algiers, Beirut, Angola,
the Congo -they all mean work
for Mr. Barratt, who has been
employed fornearly forty-five
years by Wilkinson Sword Limit-
ed, manufacturers of steel goods,
Sometimes, as. during the fight-
ing in Korea, he will get as many
as 10,000 rush orders—a lot of
them from parents whose sons
are going overseas. And during
the 1939-45 war the heavily -
armoured flak suits, used by
British and American airmen,
saved very many lives.
Usual yearly output of bullet-
proof vests is about 250, but this
figure soars when big trouble is
in the offing.
Quite a while before the march
MOUSE THAT SOARED—Gussie Shepherd -the little mouse
in the space capsule -will be very happy if the moon is
reully made of green cheese However, the "mousetronaut"
finds little comfort as she is cal tied into the sky over Sunny-
vale, Calif gill Michaels, i I, watches from the street. Gussie
reached 1,700 feet in two previous flights,
on the Egyptian royal palace and
the deposing of King Farouk,
frantic orders for protective ar-
mour poured in. The same thing
happened in Iraq just before the
assassination of King Feisal,
Then, there were urgent calls
from Cuba two months before
Fidel Castro overthrew the Bati-
sta dictatorship. During the trou-
bles in Cyprus, the firm was also
kept very busy.
The Mau Mau outbreak
brought rush orders by post from
white settlers threatenedby ter-
rorists. Indeed, Africa as a whole
provides many customers these
days...
- Soon after the murder of Pa-
trice Lumumba last February,
Mr. Barratt received a shoal of
letters from white men in the
Congo and other African states
who realized the crime would
add new fuel to the; flames of
revolt being fanned by the "wind
of change."
During the Spanish Civil War,
the firm actually had a London
representative collecting orders
on the spot, It is , not known
whether, he was suspected of be-
ing a spy, or said something in-
discreet .. but onB night his
body was found hi a Madrid side
street.
Ironically, he had eben shot in,
the back of the neck!
There is no- embargo on 'the
supply of steel waistcoats. Many
foreign police forces buy them
from . Mr. Barratt'a firm. Un-
doubtedly the vests have pre-
vented the death of gendarmes
waging a bitter war against arm-
ed gangsters across- the Channel.
They could become necessary
over here if our crime wave gets
much more violent.
These unobtrusive, flexible
waistcoats might also suit bank
messergers and nightwatchmen
in danger of being held up by
thugs.
Prices range from $60 to $90,
and a sporran casts about $15.
Mind you, there is no favouri-
tism in the steel vest business.
Both sides of the law can benefit.
Customers need not give their
names or say why they expect to
be shot at—or stabbed. But, for
obvious reasons, it is usual to ask
for payment on delivery!
Not long ago an Italian -look-
ing gentleman visited the show -
roam and demanded a bullet-
proof waistcoat "off the peg," He
said he was catching a_'plane in
an hour, paid cash and walked
out duly protected, writes Basil
Bailey in "Tit -Bits".
Was he a sort of James Bond
off on a new perilous assign-
ment? Or the leader of a gang
whose henchmen were contem-
plating a take-over bid?
Although the firm's name is
carried inside each waistcoat, it
cannot, naturally, ' offer purchas-
ers a guarantee. So far there
have been no complaints, but, as
Mr. Barratt points out: "it is
frustrating never to know for
certain whether you still have a
satisfied customer—or not!"
Depending on their weight —
between twelve to twenty-two
—pounds the waistcoats will keep
out revolver shots and knife
thrusts, and even a rifle or ma-
chine-gun bullet is quite likely to
be deflected. •
They are inconspicuous. In
fact, worn under a shirt, the
vests can be satorily effective • ..
MERRY IviinN tit.:RlE
�•l�T Nsiie'
'The teat • tuns I saw poor
Henry, he was hooding Into a
ventilator on the SA Galled
States!"
theygive a man added width and
depth of chest.
This may explain the 'girth of
the late Aga Khan, who was a
Wilkinson client, and why power
politics and portliness often seem
to go together,
Two other famous figures who
bought their armour in London
were Hermann Goering and Ben-
ito Mussolini. Guns had brought
them to power, but assassination
was an ever-present dread!
Other customers include men
with reason to fear jealous hus-
bands, big -game hunters and ex-
plorers, Two, who ventured into
the reaches of the upper Amazon,
had armoured skirts made foe
them as well as waistcoats.
The bullet-proof business was
started by Mr, Barrett's father
in 1915, Officers buying swords.
and dress uniforms from Wilkin -
son's also wanted armoured jack-
ets weighing forty pounds or
more,
After the war, the present Mr.
Barrett produced the new light-
weight, unobtrusive, flexible pro-
tectors consisting of hundreds of
two-inch square plates of tem-
pered steel.
Rarely has Mr, Barratt been
asked to bullet, or knife -proof, a
woman. One was Madam Chiang
Kai-shek, wife of the Chinese
Nationalist leader, Another was
a pretty blonde who was afraid
of a jealous boy friend,
Fitting the blonde, who did
not wish 'to spoil her excellent
lines, presented Mr. Barratt with
a problem. However, she left the
showroom bulging to perfection
as hard-hearted a wench as
yo'tl could meet.
STAMP LISZT — Solemn, the
Austrian giant of music, Franz
Liszt, almost fills the new
three -schilling postage stamp
issued in Vienna. It commem-
orates his birthday.
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING
AGENTS WANTED
' SALESMEN DEALERS AGENTS WAN-
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outstanding fines. For details, apply
Boxol140, Ont. 123 . lath Street, New
How Can 1?
By Roberta Lee
Q. Is there any way I can reno-
vate some old, hardened glue?
A. You can usually do this by
placing a few drops of vinegar in
the glue container,
Q. How can 1 make a neat hole
in a leather belt?
A, Use a heated steel needle
for this, holding' the belt firmly
on a wooden board. This will
result in neat, perfectly round
hole.
Q. What is the covering area
of a gallon of whitewash?
A. A gallon of whitewash will
usually cover about 225 square
feet of wood, 180 square feet of
brick, and about 270 square feet
of plaster,
Q. ,low can I remedy some
scratches on my furniture?
A. An old, but still good, meth-
od is to dip a walnut meat into
salt and then rub this on the
scratches. The oil of the walnut
will color the scratches so they
will fade into oblivion.
Q. How can a stamp collector
remove choice stamps from
envelopes neatly and with less
danger of tearing?
A. By applying some lighter
fluid to the inside of the envelope
under the stamp. If the envelope
happens to be • of Very' heavy
paper, roughen the surface with
an eraser before swabbing on the
lighter fluid.
Q. How can 'I clean a zinc sur-
face?
A. Regular washing with hot
soapsuds will keep a zinc surface
clean, If required, a mild scour-
ing powder can be used. Tar-
nished zinc can be brightened by
rubbing with vinegar or lemon
juice, diluted with a little water.
Let the acid remain on the sur-
face for several • minutes, then
rinse with clear water, and
polish.
Q, What can I do about cloudy
or streaky mirrors?
A. Add three tablespoons of
ammonia to a bucket of water,
dip a clean chamois into this, and
swab the mirror, Then wring the
chamois well out, and wipe the
water off. Or, mix cold water
with starch and apply to the mir-
ror. When this is perfectly dry,
wipe the powdery starch off with
a dry cloth. If the streaks show
signs of stubborness, you can
sometimes remedy them with a
littre oil -type of furniture polish.
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BABY CHICKS
GET early egg production
Yy with 5-25
-week
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Ont,
BUSINESS PROPERTIES FOR SALE
DAIRY business and dwelling for sale:
Processing
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to Box 246, 123 — lath - Street, Toronto
14, Ont.
VARIETY Store in the centre of North.
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$16,000 down, terms. Pone or write
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BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES
PEOPLE wanting ' extra money find
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ISSUE 46 — 1961
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