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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Seaforth News, 1961-08-10, Page 7Charlie The Mole Continues His Rest Out from beneath the police station in the since -razed Crina- Mal Building in New Orleans era a humiliating day of 1948 crept a loveable little old winebibber, retired sign painter, and althea - tic wit who had been christened Charles Greer at his birth in Doerun, a. Swiftly nicknamed Charlie the litIole (by the press), he proudly related hew for six years, in a snug that he called the Hotel de I3astille, he and others of his idle ilk had luxuriated right un- der the very flat feet (and now red faces) of the New Orleans police force. "It started back in 1942," so ran Charlie the Mole's account, "when myself and a pal called California Slim ducked behind the bushes around the building for a fast nip of muscat (in the New Orleans patois, a wine oall- ed muscatel), We found a vent leading under the Criminal Courts building and decided to investigate. We saw at once that We had struck paydirt. Having no baggage to speak of we Checked in immediately. "We mooched some coat han- gers and later en a few bottles of muscat. We smootchecl some mattresses and smuggled tie -xi in by night. Then we scrootched a picture of Washington crossing the Delaware and same scantily clad calendars to give the place a cozy, homelike atmosphere." But Charlie, he was interrupt- ed, don't mooch, smootch, and scrootch mean the same thing? "Indeed not," he rebuked "To mooch is to induce someone to give you a handout. To srnootch is to take something nobody wants. To scrootch is to take something that somebody might want, but not enough to get stuf- fy about it." And then, taking LIP the thread of his narrative, Charlie said: "Our next was to tap into the Water supply, although the best we could scrootch for a wash basin was a bed pan. Then we commenced work on Operation Ouch, which was intended to cut in on the electricity. California and I, feeling that no sacrifice was too great for the cause, ac- cepted positions wheeling ice- cream wagons. We resigned after clearing 70 cents, just enough for the tools we needed to cut in on the power line. "We got knocked down four times apiece, but finally connect- od,and turned on the juice. (The poli c e subsequently recalled their mystification when the lights failed /our times in a sin- gle hour one night.) "That night we threw an ex- clusive blowout to celebrate the coming of light to Hotel de Bas- tille.‘There was No Nose Fertile, Sloppy Robbie, a guy °ailed Janoots, a citizen from Balti- more named the Chesapeake Bay Retriever due to his skill at stab- bing cigar butts, Twitchy -toes Murgatroyd, The Sharecropper, Gondola George, Knapsack Jack, a chap called Horrible Example, and of course Atomic Bun, so called because he was usually charged up. A handful of the eanned-heat mob tried bo crash but we doled out a few wooden collars." And what is a wooden collar, Charlie? "You take a whole board no thicker than 3/4 inch, and you bring it down forcibly on the skull of the party to be fitted. A hole will usually form in the board where it comes in contact wih the skull and the board will settle on the shoulders, giving a very neat collar effect." Next to the comfort of the Hotel de Bastille, the food in the House of Detention, and the beds in the veterans' hospitals (Char- lie had been in the Navy), the Mole savored most the delicate differenen of word meaning.s. "A tramp," he once said, "is a migratory worker, a hobo is a migratory non -worker, and a HITLER'S WOMEN - German actresses Mario Emo, left, and Cardula Trontow, Germany's "best new actress" of last year, are in Hollywood. Mario, 25, will' play the part of Hitler's mistress Eva Braun, pnd Cordula, 18, will play the dictator's half -niece in the forthcoming picture "Hitler." bum is a non -migratory non- worker." Charlie the Mole, of course, considered himself a bum, al- though he did confess to cutting grass in a nudist colony. When columnist Howard Jacobs of The New Orleans Times -Picay- une, who was by way of being Charlie's Boswell, asked whether he had to wear clothes an the job, the Mole replied: "Dress is optional." Charles (Charlie the Mole) Greer, 54 years of vagabondage behind him, died last month at Charity Hospital of Louisiana in New Orleans. To where he mi- grated or whether he would work at anything when he got there, nobody knew. But one thing was certain: Charlie was wearing no man's wooden collar. —From NEWSWEEK Love Affair Has A Tragic End "I'll marry the g i r 1," Mauro Serafino said, "but the must have this house and the vineyard as her dowry." "Basta!" s h o ut e d Serafinrs prospective father-in-law, Bruno Fazi. "Already my daughter has borne you one child, and another is on the way. Marry her tomor- row and be damned to you." That's how the argument end- ed. For Serafini, a 21 -year-old la- bourer, pulled Out a pistol and began firing wildly. While Papa Fazi raced to the police station, Serafini barricaded himself in the house; in the village of Rocca di Papa in the Sabine hills near Rome. As hostages, he had Mama Fazi, 87, the daughter, Ga.briella, 18, and Gabriella's 17 -month-old daughter, Loredana. As weapons, whioh he had been secretly stor- ing in the house he hoped to ac- quire, he had a machine gun, four pistols, and a supply of dynamite and hand grenades, When the local police first showed their heads above a stone wall facing the house, the young gun collector opened fire on them from behind a window 'box. The police fled to a safer distance and shouted an orlfer to Serafini to surrender. He replied with a machine-gun burst. Then , they pleaded with him not to endanger his own child. Another • burst The police tried more ingeni- ous tictics. From the roof of the building, they passed down cool drinks, loaded with sedatives. Serafini tested 'them on Gabri- ella, who promptly dozed off. Then, when Serafini stuck his head out the window, the police on the roof tried to knock him out by dropping a sack of' grain on his head, but the sack only hit his shoulder. Cursing wildly, Serafini threatened to blow up the house. When night came, firemen kept the house under floodlights while reinforcements poured in. By morning there were 500 po- lice, oarabinieri, and a Guardia Mobile detachment. They rushed the house twice but were driven back. Next came tear gas. But while this was being brought up, Sera- fini appeared among the gera- niums and showed he was ready by waving a gas mask. "This is all the faith of my father-in-law," Serafini shouted to watching reporters. "He did not listen to me." By now, the crowds of tourists and curiosity -seekers had des- cended on the village to see the final assault. But • it never came. After sixteen hours, Serafini calmed down as suddenly as he had exploded. "I could have held out for a w.dek," he said as he surrendered, Inside the house, the baby was the only hostage still alive. Ma- ma Fazi had been shot to death shortly after her husband fled to the police. Serafini had shot and killed Gabriella a few mo- ments before he surrendered. It was his final gesture to her on what was to .have been their wedding day. Reports on the forthcoming 1962 models indicate the automo- bile designers have accepted the fact fins belong to fish — and perhaps skindivers. CLASSIFIED AGENTS, CLUBS, ETC. SELL Canada's finest chrtatmas carat, OVer .800 Items ineleding Reilgious Everyday and Personal Cards' Wraps Toys and Novelties Prompt Service Fes' coloured cateloga0 and samples on approval, Jeandron Greeting Card Co 1253 King St. E., Hamilton, (aulo. BABY CHICKS BRAYdayolds and started (Available, pullets, Mixed, cockerels. Send for list. Order August-Septeinber broilers, See loot agent or write Bray HatchcrY. am John r4orth. Hammon, Ont. 50055 DOLLAR SALE! 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We pay high prices Write for our Free Buying List Ken Pierce, 870 Lafayette Ave., Buffalo 9, New York, EDUCATIONAL EARN degrees, home study, Divinity, Science, Theology, Free Infotmation, Seminary, 423 Wilson, New Westmin• ster, British Columbia. • FARMS FOR SALE • FARM for sale, Glengarry County. 80 acres good land, buildings and water supply. Near Highway 34, Dunvegan Road. D R. McGillivray Box 91 Dun. vegan, Ontario. FARM EQUIPMENT WATER powered chopping and feed mill. Apply to Robert Duncan, Harring- ton West, Ont. ALLIS Chalmers combine, model 66 with Scour Kleen and pickup. Three years old, in first class condition, priced reasonable. Also a George White cutting box on rubber tires, 15" throat with inside and 'outside pipes in good con- dition. Also a 12 foot boat. Apply to Blake Alton, R.R. 2, Lucknow, Ont. BUCKEYE tiling machine, 301, with Work-Brau conveyor, new last year. New segments, and new pins and bush. ings for tracks. Meter Just overhauled. 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Unlike the rumbustious dolphins they are shy, retiring creatures, and one requires leisure and patience to see more of them than that little booked, fin that looks as if it were set on the circumference of a slowly -revolving wheel; lei- sure to ship the oars and remain motionless, and patience to allow curiosity to overcome timidity. Then the porpoises will blow right alongside the boat, with a little gasp that seems of shocked surprise, and at these close quar- ters the wondering inquisitive- ness of their eyes shows as plain- ly as it can in a human face, a child's face as yet uninhibited against the display of emotion. • The face, like the faces of all whales but the killer, appears • good-humoured, even bonhom- ous. But they will not stay to be stared at, and after that quick gasp they drive steeply down into the twilight; they go on about their own business, and will not linger to play as do the dolphins. One summer a school of seven- teen Bottle -nosed dolphins spent a whole week in the Camusfearna bay, and they would seem 'almost to hang about waiting for the boat to come out and play with them. They never lept and sport- ed unless the human audience was close at hand, but when we were out among them with the outboard motor they would play ISSUE 32 — 1961 CHAIN REACTION When they say "auto pileup," this is what they mean. The Chicago pileup involved three autos and two trucks and was a chain reaction of events set off lay the truck (center) whose driver' blacked but. Six were hurt their own rollicking and hilarious games of hide-and-seek with us, and a sort of aquatic blind -man's - buff in which we in the boat were all too literally blind to them, and a target for whatever sur- prises they could devise. The beginning followed an in- variable routine; they would lead, close -packed, their fins thrusting from the water with a long powerful, forward surge every five or ten seconds, and we would follow to see how close we could get to them. When we were within fifty feet or so there would be a sudden silence while, unseen, they swooped back un- der the boat to reappear dead astern of us. Sometimes they would remain submerged for many minutes, and we would cut the engine and wait. This was the dolphins' moment. As long as I live, and whatever splendid sights I have yet to see I shall remember the pure glory of the dolphins' leap as they shot up a clear ten feet out of the sea, one after the other, in high parabolas of flashing silver at the very boat's side. At the time it gave me a sensation that I could not place; afterwards I realized that it recalled irresistibly the . firing in quick succession of pyrotech- nic rockets, the tearing sound of rockets' discharge duplicated by the harsh exhalation of air as each dolphin fired itself almost vertically from the waves. — From "Ring of Bright Water," by Gavin Maxwell, lett lette How Can 1? By Roberta Lee Q. Will you please suggest a good method of laundering quilts? A. Make a generous lather with pure soap and a little wash- ing soda and ammonia in enough moderately hot water to cover the quilt, and soak i1 for a half- hour. Press the dirt out with a wooden potato masher or a cro- quet mallet. Do not rub or wring. Rinse in the same manner. Hong on the line to drip, and shake often. When partly dry beat lightly with a rattan carpet beat- er to lighten the filling. Repeat several times. Q. How can I assure myself of a tender steak before grilling it? A. Rub it well with olive nil about an hour before grilling. Melted butter may be used if you do not care for alive oil, but the former is more effective. Q. Virlial, can 1 do about a drawer knob that keeps unscrew- ing and working Mere? A. Try cutting a clash trore sandpaper and &in!: this 0,, the knob in such 8 wy that the OPPORTUNITIES FOR MEN AND WOMEN BE A HAIRDRESSER 40151 CANADA'S LEADING SCHOOL Crest Oeportonity Learn Hairdressing Pleasant Manatee profession; nece ;rages Thousands et stieeata.itt, Marvel Grachirtee Americo's Greatest Sestem Illustrated Catalogue Free Write 01 Cf.,11 MARVEL HAIRDRESSING SCHOOL 358 Blear Si. W., Tomato Branched 41 hong SA 85 ilernilton 72 Rideau Steee( Ottawa PERSONAL HYGIENIC RUBBER GOuPS rEsTxU, guarantsvd. melted 01 plain parcel( including Catalogue dna sex book free with trial Assortment. It for $1.00 (Finest quality, Western D)stribu. tors, Box 24 -TPF. 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PROPERTIEC FOR SALE MODERN 4 -room winterized bungalow, in Fenelon Falls. New automatic oft furnace, spacious lawn, small graden, near shopping, schools, churches', low taxes, $7,000. Mr. NV. IV. Jordan, Can- nington, Ont. Phone 15. Motor Comp For Sale BLUE Top Motor Camp eemPrisiliS $ or more acres on No. 11 Highway e , 31, miles north of overlooking Lake Couchiching. Suitable for hotel. motel and market garden. This oropere, has 8-roon) modern residence, 3 winterized cottages, all modern conveniences and 1 double and 5 single log cabins for summer tourists. For further Informa- tion apply to Chas. A Annie. RAI 3. Orillia, Ont. SUMMER RESORTS FOR complete information on summer vacation in Muskoka, write for free colour folder. Paighton House, RR 2, Port Carling, or phone RO. 5,3155. Muskoka, WHITE Forest Lodge, Arundel Que. On beautiful Lake MacDonald in Laur- entian Mountains. Excellent cuisine. Cocktail Lounge. Write, abrasive surface of the sandpa- per contacts the 'drawer front. This will serve as a "lock wash- er" to keep the knob tightly screwed in place. Q. What is an easy way to paint screens? A. Cover a small block of wood with an old piece of car- peting, tacking the carpeting se- curely to the wood. Dip this into your paint and rub it over the screen. Q. How can I produce a high- er gloss on my shoes? A. After polishing the shoes as usual, put a drop or two of plain water on the caps and fin, ish-polish with your buffing cloth. Q. Have you any tips for making easier the job of cutting corn off the cob for canning? A. This job will be easier if you'll use a shoehorn, instead of a knife. The wide end of the horn, which is sharpened, con- forms to the curvature at the average ear of corn, and facili- tates the shearing off of the ker- nels. Q. What can 1 do when I need only a few drops of lemon, juice, and don't wish to cut a whole lemon into halves? A. Pierce the lemon with a fork or knife, and squeeze out the required amount of juice. Then the lemon can be returned to the refrigerator for later use. Q. How can I make a good dead -black paint? A. By thinning some lamp- black, of the type ground in lin- seed oil, with some turpentine. Q. How can I Improvise light starch for very delicate ma- terials? A. By using the water in which rice has been 'boiled, and adding a little bluing to it. SALLY'S ales "Certainly, 3 know the artist but that's as far aa It