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Suggestions For
The Phone Company
I am constantly being amazed
at how hard the telephone com-
pany works to make things easi-
er for the rest of us, You might
think they had their hands full
already, what with putting in
coloured telephones and, exten-
cions wherever they can find a
bare will, But no; now they're.
talking about sending up their
own satellite so they can bounce
telephone calls back and forth
between it and my house, Al-
ready they have bounced a few
tentative what - hath God -
wroughts from Echo I to the
moon and back. That is what.
probably gave them the idea for
putting up their own version of
Echo to handle not just tele-
phone messages but TV' pro-
grams as well,
It is rather a •dismaying
thought that one of these days
they may be bouncing Ed Sulli-
van off the moon. It is a dis-
maying thought, but it is a
tempting one, too.
Working with the telephone
company, one of the big appli-
ance manufacturers has come up
with a gimmick that they call
"dial -an -appliance." Stated in
the simplest terms (so people
like me can understand it) what
this thing does is let your wife
spend all afternoon at the beauty
salon, thumbing through the cul-
tural literature that abounds in
that communications center, She
can apply herself to the busi-
ness at hand with never ;a
thought about getting dinner. If
it grows late all she has to do
is stroll over to a telephone,
drop in a dime and dial her own
number, plus a couple of other
digits. This combination sets a
lot of transistors to transisting
like fury, a light beams in the
kitchen range and — presto —
the oven turns itself on and the
roast begins to cook merrily.
(One household hardship re-
mains — she has to put the
roast in the oven before she
goes galavanting off to the
beauty shop.)
Now this may be news to the
telephone company and that ap-
pliance manufacturer, but I've
got news for them. In our house
we already have a gadget that
accomplishes the same thing
without spending a dime for the
phone call. It's a disarmingly
simple device consisting of a
piece of paper (the brown wrap-
ping kind often does very nice-
ly) and a pencil. My wife scrib-
bles the code on it before she
takes off for the beauty parlour
and — presto — when I get
home I put the roast in and turn
on the oven, With the telephone
GEISHA GIRL — Not new doll
from Japan but actress Shirley
MacLaine. Blue-eyed and red-
haired Shirley is transformed
by make-up and costume, and
brown contact lenses, for her
role in the film "My Geisha,"
company's arrangement no pre-
vision is made for peeling pota-
toes as there is with• ours.
What I wish they would come
tie with is a telephone that I'.
could drop a coin in and settle
the argument about who'll do
the dishes. (Oh, we manageto
settle it now, but there must be
a better way.)
Meanwhile, more good things
are in store, from what they
tell me, dust recently, the tele-
phone company announced that
"right inthemidst of America's.
population explosion, telephones
have been multiplying faster
than people."
I' don't know about that, but
if you happen to be on a party.
line with a family that has teen-
agers you cannot deny that tele-
phone calls have been multiply-
ing faster
ultiply,ing"faster than anything. Today's
teen-agers barely speak when
they meet on the street, believ-
ing that anything worth saying
can wait until they reach home
and can get to a telephone,
writes S. Norman McKenzie in
the Christian. Science Monitor.
One of the peachyelectronic
surprises that AT&T has up its
sleeve is a machine that can use
the telephone. If I understand
this promised blessing aright
you will be able to hook up a
machine to one telephone and a
second machine to another tele-
phone, then let them jabber
away for hours on end, All you
have to do is keep 'feeding those
rolls of swiss -cheese . computer
paper into the machines and they
never get tired of talking to
each other. In our neighbour-
hood the same thing is accom-
plished with a pair of teen-agers
and some milk and cookies. It's
messy, but in the long run it's
cheaper.
As if things weren't bad
enough, the communications in-
dustry now promises us a small
receiver that can be carried in
a pocket and when somebody is
trying to reach you on your
home telephone, the thing in
your pocket starts to buzz. They
don't say what you can do about
it, except wonder if it's the
boss calling or, possibly, some-
body you'd like to hear from.
As things stand now all you can
do is worry about that call. Of
course if you happen to be in
your backyard and the receiver
in your pocket starts to buzz
you can do what you have al-
ways done — rush like mad in-
doors and scramble to pick up
the telephone. Naturally, just as
you do, the telephone will stop
ringing. And, good servant that
it is, the buzzer will stop buzz-
ir-g.
Some more development is
needed on this project.
But the thing I'm looking for-
ward to with the greatest eager-
ness is that project the boys at
e 11 are working on behind
closed doors. It's a machine that
thinks. I want to get my order
in early for this one because
that's something we could really
use around our house. Maybe it
can think of a way to get my
wile back from the beauty par-
lour in time to put the roast
in herself.
Measles And Bumps
Don't Respect Rank
Minding the throne back in
England while Queen Elizabeth
and Prince Philip were getting.
a royal welcome on their tour of
Pakistan. 12 -year-old Prince
Charles saw spots — which
turned out to be measles, land-
ing him in Cheam School's .in-
firmary. As for 10 -year-old Prin-
cess. Anne, she saw stars; taking
ice-skating lessons in a public
rink — but in a private section
of it reserved for classes — the
Princess had the beginner's 'us-
ual ups and downs. Was she
making progress? Rink director
A. V. Hopkins said tactfully:
"She's quite a good little skater,
but even champions fall some-
times."
► GLAD HATTER — Nancy LeGant plays human sunburst in the
sunny. surf of Cypress Gardens.
SENTIMENTAL •'- Lacy valentines were back again, as they
]Dined the contemporary "insult" cards on the racks this year.
Elaborate, carrying sugary verses, they've -been popular, off
and on, since the Gay 90s.
fABLE.'T
sr Jaye Andrews.
Sir Winston Churchill once
described fish and chips as "the
good companions." Generations
of Britons with a need for
warming sustenance and little
time for cooking have thrived
on this hearty combination.
However, one doesn't need to
live in England to enjoy puffy,
golden fish fritters served with
crisp French -fried potatoes.
For many years fish and ohips
was principally regarded as a
snack, but since World. War II
it has graduated to main dish
status,. A homemaker who has
deep frying equipment can very
easily serve this dish crisp and
fresh from her own fryer. Here
are simple directions for prepar-
ing the fish. As a busy -day time-
saver you may use heated, fro-
zen French. Fries.
FISH AND CHIPS
2 pounds fish fillets
Salt
2 packages (9 ounces each)
frozen French -fried potatoes.
1 egg, beaten
i cup water
1gs cups of sifted all-purpose
flour
If fillets are frozen, allow to
thaw. Dry fillets well and cut
into portions of uniform size.
Sprinkle with salt. Heat pota-
toes as directed on the package
and keep warm while fish is
being cooked. Make a batter by
combining egg and water then.
lightly stirring in flour with
three or four stirs. A secret of
success with this batter, is not
to overmix it. Dip fillet portions
in batter. Place, single layer
deep, in frying basket and fry
in deep,. hot vegetable oil at
375 degrees F. until puffed and
golden brown, . turning once.
Drain on absorbent paper and
keep cooked portions warm in
a slow oven. Repeat until all of
the ash is cooked. Serve imme-
diately with French -fried pota-
toes. Makes 6 servings.
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GARNISHES
To give a finishing touch to a
seafood creation, consider these
possibilities:
• Sprigs of fresh parsley, wa-
tercress, mint or dill.
+ Lemon or lime slices, wedges,
or twists.
♦ Slices of tomato, cucumber, or
hard -cooked egg.
• Sauteed thin orange slices,
sauteed canned pineapple
rings.
• Sticks or curls of carrot or
celery, radish roses.
• Rings of thinly sliced onion or
green pepper.
• Stuffed olives, dill pickle fans.
• A sprinkling of paprika, chop-
ped chives, or minced parsley,
• Golden brown croutons.
f Toasted nut meat s, whole,
halved, slivered, or chopped.
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COD AND ONION SOUP
1 pound cod fillets
4 chicken bouillon cubes
4 cups boiling water
4 cups thinly sliced onion
'i cup butter, melted
2 tablespoons flour
Biu teaspoon salt
Few grains pepper
Finely grated cheese
6 slices French bread
(optional)
Cut fresh fillets, 'or partially
thawed block of frozen fillets in-
to 1 -inch cubes. Dissolve bouil-
lon cubes in boiling water. Cook
onion slowly in melted butter
Until: tender but not browned,
tossing frequently, Blend in
flour and seasonings.'Add bouil-
lon gradually. Float to boiling
point, stirring constantly. Add
fish, bring to simmering tem-
perature, and simmer feo 10 min-
utes. Serve piping hot with a
little grated. cheese sprinkled
over the top. If desired, sprinkle
bread slices with grated cheese
and toast in the oven. Serve
soup in deep .bowls placing
cheese toast on to just before
ser v in g. Additional grated
cheese may be passed at the
table. Makes 6 servings.
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That old 'favourite, salt cod,
takes on new interest when
served in a tangy, delicious, to-
mato cream sauce. '
COD IN TOMATO SAUCE
1 pound boneless salt cod
1 tablespoon vinegar
1. cup chopped onion
2 tablespoons melted butter
1 can (10 ounces) mushrooms,
drained
1 can (71/2 ounces) tomato
sauce
14 cup butter
1et cup flour
1 cup milk
1 teaspoon Worcestershire
sauce
Salt to taste -
3 cups hot cooked rice
Rinse cod well under cold,
running water. Soak overnight
in cold water to cover. Drain.
Add fresh cold water to cover
and slowly bring to simmering
temperature. Simmer' for 2 to 3
minutes, or until the fish can
readily be separated into flakes.
Drain and flake. Sprinkle with.
vinegar. Cook onion in ,melted
butter uhtil tender but not
brown. Add mushrooms and to-
mato sauce. Heat and stir until
bubbling hot. Meanwhile, in a
separate saucepan' melt ya cup
butter and blend in • flour. Add
milk gradually and cook, over
low heat, stirring constantly un-
til smooth and thickened. Stir
in Worcestershire sauce, flaked
cod, and tomato sauce mixture;
blend well. Add salt to taste.
Serve piping hot over cooked
rice. Makes 6 servings.
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KIPPERS TAKE THE CREAM
For a quick delicious luncheon
dish try this" Combine 1/4 cup
each of chopped onion and green
pepper, Cook 'in 2 tablespoons
of butter until tender. Add the
drained contents of a 1 -pound
can of kippered herring and heat
eor about 5 minutes to warm
thoroughly. Add 1/2 cup of cream
seasoned with e's teaspoon of
pepper and continue to 'heat un-
til the cream bubbles. Serve
over hat buttered toast, Depend-
ing on appetite, this dish will
give 4 to 6 servings.
You can tell when the youngs-
ters are grown up—it's at the
point where you stop winding up
their cars and start buying gas
for them.
ISSUE 8 — 1961
Results Of Gant
Research Effort
For eighteen months, 30,000
persons from 67 nations took
part in the gigantic research ef,-
fort known as the International
Geophysical Year, whieh came
to an end on Dee, 31, 1959, What
did they accomplish?
Last month, Capt Elliott B,
Hoberts pf the U.S. Coast and
Geodetic Survey gave the ans-
wer: They accomplished plenty.
The army of scientists'left , a
veritable mountain of material
behind: Sixty tons of records,
tapes, reports, graphs, and cor-
ings from earth, ice, and sea-
bottom — enough data to occupy
researchers for years to come.
The cost of the project to the
U.S. Government, Roberts cal-
culated (in the annual report of
the Smithsonian Institution), was.
$543.5 million. Big as this is, he
noted that many participating
nations spent even more money
in• relation to their populations.
Total contributions of all nations
came to about $2 billion.
Totting up the balance, Roberts
concludes: "We have learned
that the opeans may become a
primary food source, 'farmed' by
man, and that their dark reaches
may deliver up vast new riches
for his benefit , that solar
processes may revolutionize our
approach to energy problems.,.
The list could be well nigh end-
less. To keep us from straying
into scientific fantasy, we have
a legacy of planning bodies at
national and international levels
for the fullest exploitation
of the possibilities.
"We may now, for once and
all,", Roberts says .vigorously,
"have laid the ghost of that
stupid old question whether re-
search and pure science are
worth their own support."
Big Lift To Save
Pharaoh's Temple
For three millenniums, the
ancient Egyptian temple of Abu
Simbel with its four massive
statues of Ramses II guarding
the entrance has survived the
ravages of desert winds and the
shifting sands of the Nile — only
to be threatened with death by
water in the twentieth century.
.When the Aswan High Darn,
which the United Arab Republic
is building with Soviet assistance,
was planned, it seemed Abu Sim -
bel would be drowned in a 300 -
mile -long lake covering t h e
Nubian Valley of Egypt and the
Sudan.
Last month in Cairo, UNESCO
recommended to the U.A.R. a
plan to save Abu Simbel that
was breath -taking in its boldness.
The idea is to raise the 300,000 -
ton monument built by Ramses
iI 186 feet into the air, from the
Nile's present level to the edge
of the lake which will be creat-
ed by the new dam.
The plan was drafted by a trio
of Italian engineering firms led
by the Milan engineer Prof. Piero
Gazzola. It was recommended to
the U"A"R., over a French
scheme to protect the temple
with its own dam, by an inter-
national committee of experts
appointed by UNESCO This
group is working to preserve the
priceless heritage of Nubia's
monuments, states a writer in
NEWSWEEK.
Abu Simbel is carved into a
sheer sandstone cliff 20p feet
high at the mouth of a long rock
corridor on the banks of the up-
per Nile. Its brilliantly frescoed
halls and chambers, depicting
the glories of the 67 -year reign
of Ramses (for whom the chil-
dren of Israel toiled in bondage),
pentrate some 180 feet into the
cliff, Its facade stretches 124 feet
across the face of the cliff. The
first phase of the plan to raise
the temple will mean shearing
off a chunk of mountainside
above it two-thirds the size of a
football field. Then, from a work -
pit 50 feet deep, mote than 1,000
workers will gradually dig out
Abu Simbel's underpinnings, re-
placing them section by section
with a solid base of reinforced
concrete and steel beams. The
rock masses from the sides and
back of the temple will be cut
away and the entire structure
will 'be wrapped in a cocoon of
reinforced concrete and steel
girders.
To elevate Abu Simbel, the
foundation's steel support girder.
will be replaced by 300 electroni-
cally coordinated hydraulic
jades. Almost imperceptibly, at
the rate of one-eighth of an inch
a lift, ,Abu Simbel will rise into
the air. When it has been raised
a foot, the jacks will be tem-
porarily removed one by one
and a base of 1 foot of reinforc-
ed concrete set down under
them. Then the jacks will be re-
placed and the entire cycle be-
gun again; Finally the temple
will rest on an enormous shaft
of 250,000 tons of reinforced con-
crete.
The Italians estimates that it i.
will take nearly six years and
$60 million to do the job (which
includes lifting the smaller tem
pie 'Ramses built a "few yards
downstreamfor his wife, Ne-
fertari). UNESCO is, also now
trying to raise the ,remaining
$15 million it needs to salvage
other treasures: So far it has re-
ceived money from six countries.
Congress has recommended U.S.
participation, but no finds have
yet been authorized, Those coun-
tries which.do not participate,
might well remember the words
carved into one of the temple's
pillars. "Hearken to what I tell
you, I am Re, lord of heaven, on
earth, who does things of benefit
to you accordingly as you work
for him."
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Editor's Note—It is hoped that
the whole thing will not end in
something like Kipling presaged
in his verse
"And the secret that was hid
Under Cheops' pyramid,
Was that some contractor did
Cheops out of several millions".
Next Time, Mr. Fox
Please Sell Tickets
For centuries the British have
been hunting foxes to the thun-
derous baying of their hound
dogs, It has been a great sport,
providing the gentry with a
chance to wear pink coats, and
shout "Tally ho!"
Always outnumbered and usu-
ally subjected to the final indig-
nity of having their tails chop-
ped off, the foxes have not, found
this sport so exhilarating. Now
they are getting even.
Scurrying beneath one of the
unguarded wires which run
alongside Britain's electrified
railroads, a fox near Dover led
37 hounds of the West Street
pack into a trap. When the
hounds hit the unshielded wire,
nineteen of them died. And sly
old Reynard just -loped away.
The Masters of Foxhounds
Association pr am p t 1 y warned
against this peril but by then,
apparently, the foxes had told
the rabbits. When the Blean
beagle pack picked up the scent
of a rabbit near Faversham,
Kent, the rabbit also headed for
the nearest rail line. This time
eight of the beagles (some
valud at more than $1,000
apiece) were electrocuted, Br'er
Rabbit hopped. away,
LIGHTHOUSE - IE E'E PING —
ia•panes.e miss introduces some-
thing new in home banks. The.
model lighthouse .'lights up
when coin is inserted,
A ROUNDED HOME LIFE — Mr. and Mrs: C. Wacker built this round house near Leaven-
wor h, Kan. The home has a living room at the centre which is circular, All `other rooms
have one curved wall, There's a round basement, round rug In the round living room, and.
a round 'ink in the bathroom — but no round beds.