The Seaforth News, 1961-02-09, Page 2Put Baby in Oven
To Save His Life
Alexander King, American
painter and humorist, weighed
less than three pounds when he
was born in his native Austria,.
So his parents wrapped him from
head to foot in absorbent cotton,
put him in a frying pan and
shoved him in a moderate oven
for the next three months,
They basted: him with olive oil
every twenty minutes, turning
him over each time so that he
didn't get too well dope on any
One side,
King says he isn't joking about
this. An Austrian medical jour-
nal at the time devoted two and
a half columns to it.
At five years of age he crawl-
ed through the side door of a
grandfather clock and hid there
while his parents went frantic
searching for him, Then one of
the heavy weights came to rest
on his head, His father noticed
that the clock had stopped,
opened the door to re -start it,
and found Alex inside,
He calls his highly diverting
memoirs: "May This House Be
Safe From Tigers" because that
was what a friend always said
on leaving after a visit, stopping
in the doorway, folding his
hands Hindu fashion. One day
he asked the friend: "What's the
meaning of this idiot prayer
you're always uttering."
"What's wrong with it?" ask-
ed the friend, hurt. "How long
have I been saying it to you?"
"Oh, about three years, on and
off."
"Well — have you been bother-
ed by tigers in that time?"
King knew some zany charac-
ters in places like New York's
Greenwich Village. Among his
fellow artists was a sculptor
named Kipnil who was arrested
while trying to dislodge a yard -
high wooden horseshoe hanging
over the door of an old stable
that hadn't been used for about
twenty years.
He said he needed it for a
""Penguin Honeymoon" sculpture
— two penguins leaning together
In the form of an arch. The
magistrate gave him a spell in
a mental hospital.
Another sculptor friend' of his
*pent about two years carving a
ortrait of Kipnil out of a lump
ttl coal,
At the birthday party cele-
bration of a Russian -born paint-
ed, Dimitri Pilniak, King noticed
that his two young sons, appoint-
ed to wait at table, had their
Jackets and shirts on backwards
— buttoned up the rear, with
their neckties bouncing on their
backs as they rushed about fet-
ching food from the kitchen, He
asked Pilniak why,
"It's really simple," said Pil-
niak. "When you dine in a res-
taurant you must have noticed
that every time you want the
waiter's attention his back is
turned to you. Well, here the
waiters also have their backs to-
wards you. But here they can
see you!"
A friend of King's was Rose
O'Neill, who made a fortune by
creating the famous Kewpie
doll, She lived in a New York
suburb, and in the cellar of the
house he saw an enormous
steam boiler which had been
specially cast for her in the
shape of a Kewpie doll,
When she'd taken possession of
this mansion sixteen years be-
fore, he says, the previous own-
er had broken off the wall switch
in turning on the lights, so
they'd remained on all those
years and were still burning
when he last visited the house.
She bad a favourite cat with
six toes on each toot, livery
morning it came to her room
through a little six-inch door
and placed a dead bird at the
foot of, her bed as a greeting,
King once asked Louis B.
Mayer, head of Metro -Goldwyn -
Mayer; "How come that the
French, German and British
make somany good films, and
here in Hollywood we turn out
so much trash?"
"You're rather severe on us,"
Mayer protested. "After all,we
do make some good Pictures,
don't we?"
"Once in a while," King ad-
mitted, "You do make a fairly
good picture,"
"Well," said Mayer, "I just
want you to remember this: We
don't have to!"
The first time King turned his
talent to advertising purposes—
for a shipping line — he had to
do a glamorous picture of a holi-
day crowd on a romantic cruise
to Honolulu, When he took it to
the agency executive who'd com-
missioned it, he said: "It's great
Mr. King, Great!"
Then, peering closer: "There's
just one little thing I'd like you
to do: take those people, those
forty couples, and turn them all
a little to the left,"
King was so exasperated he
stamped out, tore the picture into
fragments, and flung them away,
As he turned to leave,, the exe-
cutive's assistant interceptedhim
and said: "You've made a ter-
rible mistake, Mr. King."
Picking up a fragment, he
pointed at a girl's arm on it and
said: "You should have had a
hairy, masculine hand there."
"That's a woman's. arm," King
retorted. "Why would I put a
man's hand on the end of it?"
"Ah!" the fellow went on. "If
you had done that it would have
been an obvious mistake. Your
drawing was really very good—
just what he wanted, in fact.
"If you'd only painted the
wrong hand on that arm he
would have been tickled pink to
think that he'd spotted the error
just in time . , But you see, Mr.
King, you unfortunately sub
-
milted a picture in which there
was nothing for him to edit. I
advise you strongly to mend
your ways while there is still
time.
Sullivan Bites The
Hand That Feeds Him
"Maybe it will seem that I'm
biting the hand that feeds me,
but . . " So began an as -told -to
article (in the February Good
Housekeeping) by television
stagemaster Ed Sullivan — who
then proceeded to sink his teeth
into TV's trigger finger: "Some
of our wildest Westerns and
crime shows aren't fit to be seen
by anyone under 14 .. , I hate
to think of any youngster sop-
ping up the weekly doses of
whippings, chokings, and whole-
sale slaughter that 'The Untouch-
ables' dishes out," Even before
the magazine hit the stands word
went around that Sullivan wish-
ed he hadn't bitten. But, as if
to confound the rumormongers,
Sullivan snapped his jaws at an-
other — and tastier — morsel;
criticizing voluptuous Zsa Zsa
Gabor's low-cut appearance on
the `Bob Hope Show" filmed at
Guantanamo Bay, Sullivan wrote
in his syndicated newspaper col-
umn: "I don't think that a Zsa
Zsa qualifies as an inspiring ex-
ample to our youngsters in the
service,"
HER TWIN' NOW - Herself premature as a baby, who over-
came a I•eort defect, Linda Winter now serve, acro a nurse in
her old hospital in Cincinnati, Hes ordeal made ls*r decide to
become „ nurse.
NESTING - Vernier of Paris
feathers the brain for spring.
Wisps are gilded and matted
into a halo to frame 'the face.
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TABLE TALKS
ektne The biggest reason that wom-
en like casserole cooking is, of
course, 'that foods may be pre-
pared beforehand and cooked or
heated at the last meal -minute,
This makes for great conveni-
ence, especially if there are
small children in the household.
Casseroles' are meat - stretchers,
too, without the stretching being
too obvious.
Ham and macaroni go 'together
well in a hot casserole for a cold
evening. This recipe serves, 6-8..
HAM AND MACARONI
CASSEROLE
2 cups cubed cooked ham
7 ounces elbow macaroni
3 tablespoons chdpped onion
2 tablespoons butter
1 cup flour
a/z teaspoon dry mustard
2 cups milk
1 cup shredded sharp cheddar
cheese
1 teaspoon salt
Vs teaspoon pepper
Buttered crumbs
Cook macaroni according to
package,. directions. Brown onion
in butter in large saucepan or
skillet. Stir in flour, mustard,
salt and pepper. Add` milk and
cook, stirring until smooth. Add
cheese. Stir until melted. Add
ham and macaroni. Pour into
buttered 2 -quart casserole. Top
with crumbs. Bake in 350 degree
P. oven 45 minutes. Serve pip-
ing hot. *
Tuna is a favourite for cer-
tain types of casseroles.. Try this
one, combining tuna with pota-
toes. The recipe calls for raw
potatoes; if you have leftover
cooked potatoes they may be
substituted, but the baking time
must then be reduced to about
30 minutes.
TUNA -POTATO CASSEROLE
3 tablespoons butter
3 tablespoons flour
s teaspoon salt
rre teaspoon pepper
2 cups milk
la cup minced onion
3 cups thinly sliced raw
potatoes
1 can tuna fish (7 °es.)
1 cup rice cereal
1 teaspoon melted butter
Melt butter, stir in flour, salt
and pepper. Add milk and minc-
ed onions; cook over low heat,
stirring constantly until thick
and smooth. Arrange sliced pota-
toes and flaked tuna in alternate
layers in greased 2 -quart cas-
serole, Pour cream sauce over
mixture. Crush rice cereal slight-
ly; mix with melted butter.
Sprinkle over top of contents
of casserole. Bake at 350 de-
grees F, for about 7, hour.
Serves 6. * * *
Make a casserole that is de-
licately brown with crunchy corn
chips; it combines chicken with
cheese and spices.
CORN CHIPS CHICKEN
1 medium onion, chopped
1 clove garlic, minced
1 cup chopped or sliced
cooked chicken
1 cup grated Canadian cheese
1 can condensed tomato soup
cup water
1 teaspoon 'chili powder
2% cups corn chips
Place 2 cups corn chips in a
casserole. On this, arrange layer
of chopped onion, minced garlic,
chicken, and at cup grated
cheese. Heat soup with water
and pour over contents of cas-
serole. Top with chili powder,
remaining 1 cup corn chips, re-
maining ns cup cheese: Bake at
350 degrees F. for 15-20 min-
utes. ¢ ,,.
SAUSAGE AND. WILD RICE
CASSEROLE
1 pound pork sausage meat
2 cups sliced onions
1 4 -ounce can mushrooms
2 tablespoons butter
X14 cup flour
2%s cups bouillon
14. teaspoon salt
4 teaspodn oregano
ii teaspoon thyme
1 cup wild rice
Stir and cook sausage in large
skillet until pink colour disap-
pears, Drain, Add onions and
mushrooms to sausage; brown
ISSUE S — 1961
lightly. Melt butter. in saucepan
Add flour and bouillon; stir and
cook over low heat to snake a
sauce. Add salt, oregano and
• tnyme. Add to sausage mixture.
Cook rice in boiling salted water
for 12 minutes. Drain. Piece rice
m • 1177x11/4-ineh casserole, Top
with sausage mixture. Bake at
•350 degrees F, for 30 minutes.
When a quick meal is needed,
try this casserole,
SCALLOPED' OVS`EERS
AND CLAMS
1a/4 cups packaged seasoned,,
bread dressing
'Ai cup butter
3 hard -cooked eggs
1 can (8 -oz.) oysters, drained
1 can (71/2 -os.) minced clams,
drained
I can condensed cream of
mushroom soup
1 tablespoon onion flakes
1 tablespoon parsley flakes
Mix bread dressing with melt-
ed butter; set aside 1 cup of
this mixture. Combine remaining
crumbs 'with chopped eggs, s
cup liquid drained from' oysters
and clams, soup and seasonings.
Put in shallow baking dish and
sprinkle with reserved crumbs.
'Bake -at 400 degrees F. about 20
minutes, Serves, 4-6.
Mathematics
Really Pays Off
The nuclear physicist; glarrruur
boy of the atomic age, has an.
important new competitor for
industry's favour these days.
He's the mathematician. Industry
needs him to design' computers,
break down complex formulas
so computers can handle them,
plot the trajectory of a missile,
and figure out how to navigate
a spaceship to Mars — as well
as to solve other, more mundane
business problems.
Trouble is, manycompanies
report there just aren't enough
to go around, Burroughs Corp.,.
which now employs 100 mathe-
maticians vs. only six a decade
ago, agrees that the supply is
"very, very short" The mathe-
matical -analysis department of
Lockheed's Georgia division,
which employs 35 mathemati-
cians, reports: "We're looking for
ten right now."
To find its math wizards, in-
dustry uses the standard busi-
ness practices — combing col-
lege campuses, raiding other
companies, sending the brightest
of its math -minded employees
back to college. Some firms in-
vite top academicians to work
for them during their summer
vacations or locate their research
facilities near the campus to
get the prof in his off hours,
But the shortage persists,
Recently, the National Broad-
casting Co. unveiled a plan to
get more people interested in
random variables, statistical in-
ference, and similar skull -crack-
ing pursuits, With the backing
of such companies as General
Goods, International Business
Machines, du Pont, and U.S.
Steel, it announced a course in
probability and statistics on its
170 -station "Continental Class-
room" television show,
And those who show a bent
for higher mathematics can also
look forward to higher pay, A
Ph.D. in math can command
$11,000 to $12,000 a year in in-
dustry to start vs. $6,000 to $7,000
in teaching., While many still
prefer the calm, meditative life.
of the campus, others are prompt
to give all that up. "Why," says
one ex -professor, "I've even
given up my pipe." — From
NEWSWEEK.
Seeking A Link To
Roman Britain
What way did the Roman le-
gions march from that part of,
WatlingStreet which is the mod-
ern Edgware Road down to their
galleys in the River Thames?
An archaeological "dig" to find
the link is a fascinating, if mi-
croscopic, offshoot of a two-year
edadwvrks improvement scheme
now going on to speed traffic
front Oxford Street to the West
Country.
Watling Street is the early
English name for the grew} road
made by the Romans, running
north through St. Albans (Veru-
lamium) to Wroxeter (Viroco-
nium), though the Elizabethans
seem to have given the name to
other Roman, or reputed Roman,
roads,
To find the missing link with
the Thames the diggers were at
work Jan. 15 on a site between
Marble Arch and Orators Cor-
ner, considered to be either a
continuation of Watling Street
or a Roman road junction.
Samples of earth, pottery, and
wood from six feet below road
level are to be analyzed in an
attempt to solve what archaeolo-
gists consider one of the most
tantalizing mysteries of Roman
London.
"We want to know where
Watling Street went after the
point where the cinema at
Marble Arch now stands," Fran-
cis Celoria, archaelogicai field
officer of the London museum,
said, writes Melts Knowles in
the Christian Science Monitor.
Digging was .carried out by
the Thames Basin Archaeologi-
cal Observers gropp, Brightwin-
ter sunshine played on the scene.
Strollers, in the park made a
fringe of spectators round the
rim, Down the pit the diggers
included sohool.bofs and girls
looking as though dressed for,
skiing, beardedyoung men in
overcoats and rubber boots, and
women in tartan slacks with col-
lege scarves,
A. layer of hard ballast and
either clay or cement had been
uncovered by builders excavat-
ing to make a modern pedestrian
subway 100 yards from Marble
Arch itself in a direct line with,
the old Watling Street.
An alternative, gruesome but
logical explanation by ape ob-
server is that the site had been
hardened watching the hangings
on the Tyburn gallows just
nearby,
His Whiskers
Gave Him Away
The white -bearded patient reg-
istered as "George Saviers," at
the Mayo Clinie in Rochester,
Minn., turned out to be none
other than 61 -year-old author
Ernest Hemingway - who has
reportedly b e i n g undergoing
shock treatment, although Mayo
spokesmen would say only, that
he was being treated for high.
blood 'pressure. Accompanied by
his wife, Mary, and a nurse,
Hemmingway was taking daily.
strolls past the doctors' residen-
tial section (Pill Hill). Meantime,
the real George Saviors — a Ket-
churn, Idaho, physician who.
packed Papa off to the clinic last
Nov. 30 - told of receiving an
encouraging letter from his some-
time Sun Valley neighbor last
month. Dr. Saviers , reported:
"He's doing fine."
THE MIDWINTER BLUES
"The winters aren't like they used
o be,"
"You mean you can't get any more steam out of that boiler?"
"Shut the window)"