HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Seaforth News, 1960-05-12, Page 2Some Odd Jobs At
The Royal Palace
Staid British court officials
were startled when a recent
Honours List announced the
*ward of a silver medal to the
;Queen's Yeoman Bed Goer,
Most people had forgotten that
Ouch an attendant existed, let
+Rione that he could win the
14oya1 Victorian Medal, awarded
for meritorious personal services
to the Sovereign.
Believe it or not there are four
Yeomen Bed Goers to-day—and
four Yeomen Bed Hangers! The
office dates back to the days
when Yeomen of the Guard
fetched straw for the King's bed
and jumped up and down on it
until it was settled arid comfort -
Cele.
The Yeomen hangers had to
hang the canopy and make sure
no intruder was hiding within
the folds. The Yeomen were at-
tendants personally responsible
for the monarch's safety. Nowa-
slays their duties are chiefly
eeremonial, but a small gratuity
and a decoration is usually giv
to honour each veteran's retire-
unent.
Many more people were sure
Prised when the sudden death of
a Clarence House office worker
focussed . attention on the little•
9cnown,du; es of Coroner to the
Quee iisehold.
kIa • s+ e is seldom called on
to held—inquests on "bodies ly-
ing within the limits of the
;Queen's palaces," to quote his
stately writ of office. Yet, just
to make matters more difficult,
there is also a Queen's Coroner
whose job has nothing to do
with inquests.
He is a legal official, mainly
concerned with keeping the an-
cient documentary records of the
Crown. And he in turn is not
to be confused with the Keeper
of the Queen's Archives; who
flakes care of all the Queen's pri-
vate papers filed at Windsor.
The Royal Household has been
thoroughly modernized in recent
years, but even in 1960 over 400
officials are still attached to the
Court in such roles as the Gen-
tleman Usher to the Sword of
State, the Hereditary Grand Al-
moner and the Clerk of the
Cheque.
Many of these posts are vol-
untary and unpaid. Yet the
strength of the Gentlemen -at -
Arms had to be reduced not long
Ago because the royal purse
could not afford £70 a year
"Gentleman's pay" on top of
Army pay.
Not long ago an ambitious
young amateur actor wrote to
the Lord Chamberlain pointing
eut that it was some 300 years
since the last court jester died.
He asked whether the job could
be revived in his favour. Sadly,
be had to be told that there was
not the slightest possibility of A
new appointment ever being
made!
But John Masefield, Poet La-
ureate, still receives his annual
cheque for £72. In the past eight
years he has also received £216
in lieu of the wine formerly al-
lowed to rotval poets to encour-
rlge inspiration.
A Royal Bargemaster, too, was
appointed for the present reign,
though his duties have altered
strangely, The last of the great
state barges was given away to
* museum. It is forty years
since the eight Queen's Water -
men, resplendent in scarlet coats,
propelled the gilded craft known
es the Queen's Shallop down the
Thames.
The Bargemaster used to es-
cort the State Crown from the
Tower of London to Westminster
by river, Now the Crown
travels by road, but he still se -
companies it whenever it is used
for the State Opening of Parlia-
ment,
As Barge -master, Bert Barry—
former sculling champion —
sometimes assisted Fred Turk,
the Queen's Swan Master. A
few weeks ago he was retired,
to make way for a younger man.
All the swans in England were
declared royal birds during the
reign of Elizabeth I. Licences to
own swans were subsequently
issued to the Vintners' and Dy-
ers' companies.
All young cygnets have to be
rounded up and marked each
year, only the Queen's swans be-
ing left unmarked. The ancient
task of the Roygl Swat -master,
in -fact, ensures revenue for the
Crown . , . thanks to the brisk
trade in surplus swans as tasty
banquet dishes.
The Chief of the Board of
Green Cloth—the Duke of Ham-
ilton—'recommends" on the re-
newal of licences for four public
houses within the boundaries of
the Royal Palace of Westminster,
teehettcally Within the Queen's
domain • '
The %oi'4.. Chamberlain is a
CdneWsleal, and the Queen
aletiteteketeltpay the fees of a
WelesSeialeilen who censors all
new plays written in Welsh.
In Scotland, the post of
Queen's Painter end Limner Iles
been revived. Traditionaly he is
supposed to draw or paint pic-
tures to adorn the royal palaces,.
but one "Court painter" was a
bishop who knew little of art
and another spent his time draw-
ing scenes of war and battle,
Just before the Coronation,
scores of people tried to revive
the rituals that once surrounded
the monarch. A Surrey farmer
sought to prove his right to be-
come Chief Waferer—whose job
was .to put the sealing wax on
royal letters.
The hereditary Grand Carver
of Scotland and the Chief Lard-
erer both hoped that they might
help in a Coronation feast.
These suggestions were taken
seriously and a special tribunal,
the Court of Claims, was set up
to decide whether these tradi-
tional rights should be upheld.
The Duke of Liverpool claim-
ed that his niece should be Chief
Herbstrewer, and the ownership,
of a piece of land near Steven-
age had to be questioned to de-
cide whether anyone could act
as Queen's Cup -bearer.
A descendant of the King's
Cock-crower — who used to
"crow" to awake King George
III—swore hia willingnese to act
as It human alarm -clock. From
Scotland the great-grandchildren
of Ben MacGrigor asserted their
right to fasten the laces er' buck-
les of the Queen's shoes,
Old Ben, A Balmoral gillie,
always performed this service
for Queen Victoria during High-
land picnics and was allowed
five shillings a day for the ser-
vice. When the Queen ceased to
visit the Highlands, this sum be-
came a pension for life.
Fortunately for the Queen few
of the "odd job" claimantswere
successful. The Queen still has
four Yeomen Bed Goers but she
dispenses with a Taster of the
Queen's Wine and no longer
needs a Hereditary Poulterer to
ensure chicken for dinner where -
ever site goes.
!LILIES OF THE FIELD — Loretta Stephens is surrounded by Easier
tures in H:. " , 1, &srmucfo,
14EXT WITNESS — Mrs. Rita Sakes and daughter acre ,doing fine.
The child wee born in e Chicago, III., courtroom where the
father was being erreipnecl for burglary,
'ABLE TALKS
IE you wish to make use .af
left -over baeon fat and 'want to
make certain that no bacon fla-
vour is transferred to the finish-
ed product, heat the fah in q
kettle and fry slices of raw pota-
toes in it. The potatoes should
be slieed.into the cold tat, which
io then heated 'gradually until
the slices of potato are well
browned. Remove them to some
absorbent paper, and, If you like,
sprinkle them with salt: ,they
can be discarded, at course,but
they will make good nibbling.
The remaining fat in the ket-
tle will then be free.from odours
and can be used es' freely es you
would use any tad, for the po-
tatoes will have absorbed the
bacon flavour. The same pro-
cess can be used to free lard
or any fait of the cooking odours
from onions, fish, or other recent
foods.
* * *
Baked ham, always popular,
may look the sant* year atter
year, but you can change your
garnish and your glaze to give.
it a new look and a new taste
too.
The glaze, AA you know, is
some glassy coating spread over
Over the fat side of the ham
after it has been almost cooked,
peeled, and acorad. The ham is
then returned to the oven to
finish cooking.
A simple and easy giese ias.
made ca gifted brown augur and
honey. Just tilt the ham that le
ready for the glaze and silt the
brown sugar over it In a uni-
form coating. Using a spoon,
drizzle honey over the sugar.
Return the hart to a 400 degree
F. oven to melt the sugar and
brown the glaze. It is permis-
sible and wise to peek at your
ham to gee if any spots on it
need a little more honey to
give it a uniform brown. Fifteen
minutes should do the brown-
ing. .
A few glazes that require 45
minutes use prepared mustard
for an ingredient - and glazes
with the tang of mustard are
widely popular. If you like mus-
tard, try one of these: Combine
1 sup apple butter with ei cup
prepared mustard. That's all. '
Or, substitute either whole
cranberry sauce or apricot pured
for the apple butter,
Or, if you like that added
subtle taste of molasses on harm,
combine =/s cup unsulphured mo-
lasses with 4 cup prepared mus-
tard and then add '/ti teaspoon
Tabasco sauce.
Be sure to use a large platter,
if you intend to surround your
ham with s. colourful garnish --
this prevents the decorations
from interfering wibh the carv-
ing.
One of the simplest garnishee
1 know about is spineapplo
chunks and Maraschino cherries
on a toothpick. Arrange these
around the ham .alternately with
sprigs of green cress or parsley,
and serve garnishes with each
serving of ham, writes Eleanor
Richey Johnston in the Christian
Science Monitor,
There ate several ways in
which hard -cooked eggs may be
used to wreath a baked haat. (1)
Shell them and dip in water
coloured with a few drops of
food colouring: then trim cuff
part of the tinted white to ex
pose the yolk at one end—your
imagination will make a flower
out of each egg when you have
Sten -ivied it with sprigs of cress.
(2) Cut tinted hard -cooked eggs
in half, remove yolk, and devil
them in your favourite way: re-
fill eggs and serve en crisp let•
•tuce leaves ereund ham. (31
Cut tinted eggs in half eros:
ways and eut off the ends; slancd
them up like flowerpots with
•tiny artificial tulips, jonquils.
and narcissus in them. •
if you ere ,`lever with the
scissors, you can make flowers
af'raw turnips for your garnish.
Cut thin slices of the vegetable
crosswise and, with a sharp
knife, trim each slice into 4 petal'
shapes. Tint some of the slices
e pale pink. Draw a tiny eprlg
of parsley through the center
of the 'dower" — it becomes the
flower centre on top and the
stem on the bottom. Or, using
yellow turnips, cut slices . as
above and then cut each slice
into several petals; arrange
them around the ham with a
ripe oliveinside each to make
the centre of the flower. Ar-
range ceese between the flowers.
* # *
of you are a beginning home-
maker, you may want to study
eons 'sianple rules for using the
ham that is left atter the first
day. Ham is, the' very best and
easiest meat to use as a founda-
tion far such dishes.
Hem goes well with many
other foods — and, if you wrap
and chill the ham it 'keeps 'in
the refrigerator for aver a week
(you may freeze it to keep it
longer, if you wish), Here are
a few rules — don't serve the.
memo leftover meat every day,
skip a day or two between serv-
ing it. Don't make too big e
leftover dish, or you may have
a leftover leftovers; Don't nae
any leftover meat In the same,
type of dish twice. Don't grind
all your leftover ham — slice
Dome, dice some, sliver some;
that use it for different dishes,
Remember, salads, Sandwiches,
,and even soaps may be improved
'teeth ham.
HAM PIE COMBINATIONS
Cleans your harp to make e.
pie — that is, cube it and put
it in a white sauce or in celery
or cream - of - mushroom soup;
then put anequal amount of
creamed ham and cooked mild
vegetables such as peas, celery
end diced potatoes in a casser-
ole. Top with mashed potatoes
and bake. Or, if you like a bis-
cuit crust, heat the ham -vege-
table mixture and top with bis-
cuits and bake at 425 degrees F.
* * .N
If you want a quickie dish
that's really good, try this sour
cream topping on harm patties,
HAM PATTIES
WITH SOUR CREAM
8 cups ground cooked ham
1 teaspoon minced green
onion
to cup soft bread crumbs
let cup milk
1 egg, beaten slightly
Dash pepper
ljj cup sour cream
Combine all ingredients ex-
cept sour cream, mixing lightly.
Television In
The Holy Land
Slowly the eeatnera looks
ahead down the narrow empti-
ness of the legendary Via Dolo-
rosa in Jerusalem. It pauses and
focuses on a worn spot among
the ancient cobblestones. A
quiet voice explains: "This is
where they say Jesus — weaken-
ed beyond endurance from the
scourging he had received at the
hands of the soldiers swayed
under the weight of the cross
and fell for the first time." Then,
the camera moves on down the
Street oe Sorrow, through the
timeworn gate, and on to the
hill, called Calvary.
In scenes like this, the settings
of the Easter story — from the
entrance into Jerusalem and the
vigil in Gethsemane to the agony
of the Crucifixion and the glory
of the . Resurrection — was
shown by NBC recently. Beau-
tifully photographed, poetically
written, "Way of the Cross" uses
no actors an does not need then.
The latest of NBC's "World
Wide 60" documentaries, the
program is the rather extra-
ordinary product of a long-dist-
ance collabroation between pro-
ducer Louis Hazam, who wrote
the' script In New York, and his
associate, Itay Garner, who di-
rected the filming in Jordan, Not
having had enough time to
produce a working script be-
fore the production crew de-
parted for its two months of
shooting on location, Hazam sent
the script piece by piece at it
came out of his typewriter,
"First, we used airmail letters,
and then cablegrams," he re-
called last month. "However, this
got to be too expensive, so we
resorted to a Biblical code. I
knew Ray would soon be on his
way home when I got a cable
from him last month which
read; "Second Epistle John, 12'"
As a result of his research, 49 -
year -old Hazam became a Bibli-
cal expert of a sort. The only
trouble was that the more he dug
into the subject the more he dis-
covered how much the scholars
didn't know. "For instance, Gar-
ner couldn't flnd the house
where the Last Supper had taken
place," he said. "There is also
no record in the Bible of what
happened on Wednesday of Holy
Week — absolutely none."
The short, baldish Hazam, who
Shape mixture into six patties
and brown on both sides in shal-
low fat in moderately hot skillet,
Remove patties to hot platter
and top with the sour cream
whish you have heated .slightly.
Serve a few ohopped onion tops
on cream. Serves :4.
5 5 *
Make your lettovens artistic
,by placing in centre of a round
chop :plate a dish of mustard
sauce and surround the dish
with green parsley sprigs. Put
individual haari loaves around
this in spokelike fashion.
INDIVIDUAL HAM LOAVES
WITH MUSTARD SAUCE
g cups ground cooked ham
le cup each, chopped green
pepper and chopped onion
1 cup fresh bread crumbs
zip cup milk
Combine ingredients and make
into 7 small oblong loaves..Place
loaves in shallow pan and bake
uncovered for 30 .minutes at 325
degrees•1.,
MUSTARD SAUCE
2 eggs
2 teaspoons dry mustard
les teaspoon pepper
1 teaspoon salt
2 tablespoons vinegar
rk cup butter
ee cup milk
Beat' eggs until thick; add all
ingredients except milk.
Cook in top of double boiler
until thick, stirring constantly.
Remove from heat and add milk
gradually, beating all the time.
Continue .beating until smooth.
Makes 1 cup sauce,
is of Lebanese descent and was
reared as a Roman Catholic (It*
now attends his wife's Congre-
gational Church in Silver Spring,
Md.), commented on the enter-
prise: "Nowadays you can
scarcely see Raster for the bun-
nies. I wanted something un-
usual, something artistic. I think
this en exciting story, If others
don't agree, then the show could
lay the biggest egg anyone has
ever seen.
ToShave .,.Or
Not To Sheave !
To shave or not to shave? That
was the question last month Af-
ter razor-sharp swimmers trim-
med twelve U.S. records during
the national Amateur Athietia
Union championships at Yale.
What set off the debate was the
disclosure by John McGill that
be had shaved all the hair off his
legs, arms, and chest before win-
ning the 200 -yard individual
medley in 2:03.3, three seconds
below the listed American rec-
ord and eight seconds faster than
McGill had done before.
"The 'only possible answer for
McGill's- sudden improvement,"
said swimming coaeh Phil Mori-
arty of Yale, "lies ,in the fact
that he shaved the hair off his
body (and cut down water re-
sistance),"
Had McGill discovered a sec-
ret Weapon that would help U.S,
Olympic swimmers this summer?
Probably not, Several Australian
swimmers shaved their bodies
during the 1956 Olympic Gaines
in Melbourne and at Rome this
summer the Ausies will again
be shorn.
"At first," Moriarty said, "1
thought it was all psychological,
But I'm iinpressed now. I have
never seen a case where there
wasn't a tremendous improve-
ment after shaving."
Experts in the hydrodynamics
laboratory at Stevens Institute of
Technology backed up Moriar-
ty's impression. "I'm not posi-
tive," said one fluid dynamleist,
"but I'd guess that shaving or
not shaving could make as much
as 5 per cent difference in
swimming time." The scientist
paused. "Of course," he said. "it
would depend on how hairy the
swimmer was to start with."
These People
Know Their Onions
An expert onion grower in
Spain has been trying to find
out where onions originated.
He's well on the scent when he
says that he thinks it must have
been Egypt, although onions
have been cultivated in many
countries from time immemorial.
The ancient Egyptians certain-
ly ate onions and used the onion
as an .emblem on their tombs.
They became so fond of one
species of onion that they ac-
corded it divine honours.
But if you want to know your
,onions nowadays, go to any oe
the Mediterranean countries. The
warm climate increases the su-
gar or rather the sweet sacchar-
ine content in the bulb and se
lessens the strong acidic taste
so typical of species of onions
grown elsewhere.
Housewives, of course, think it
a crying shame that onions make
their eyes water, but experts say
they don't really do this.
"They merely increase the
normal flow of tears over the
eyeball," we're told. 'The tear
ducts, in our eyelids are con-
stantly sending cleansing liquid
to clean our eyes and that is
why we blink. The onion con-
tains a white, acrid, volatile
oil which attacks the nerves of
our noses and eyes. This stimu-
lates the tear ducts — hence
those tears!"
Some years, ago a Californian
gardener claimed that he had
produced an odourless onion.
ISSUE 18 — 1960
FINE WEATHER FOR (ARMY) DUCKS - Three little flood refugees - Joni, 4; David, 3, and Cathy
Vence, 2 - find warmth in Army blankets and protection in an amphibious duck. A rescue
team of soldiers pulled them end their parents from fiood•ihreatoned ground in aptly named
Venice, Nets, They're representative of Spring•fiood refugees all over the eastern 1.1.5,