The Seaforth News, 1960-04-07, Page 2Started Too Early—
Channel Beat Him
So i.zat„,r people nowadays save
the boat or air rare between
England and Fiance by crossing
Under their own power that
Channel swimming is no longer
regarded as an outstanding feat
of endurance.
I suppose the reason is that
the modern swimmer is better
trained and therefore more ef-
ficient than the old-timers..
Channel swimming is not exact.
ly easy, but it has become quite
a commonplace affair during the
August and September "season.”
Moreover, average times for
the crossing have been brought
down to roughly normal working
hours. The swimmer who stays
in the water for twenty-two
hours or more is regarded as a
slowcoach rather than the posses-
sor of terrific stamina and will-
power.
So, far a- change, I suggest we
salute one of the gallant failures
of the Channel swim, T. W. Bur.
gess, Strictly speaking, Burgess
was anything but a Channel
failure, for he did succeed in
making the crossing, in Septem-
ber, 1911. It was his sixteenth at-
tempt.
This story, however, is of one
of his failures, or rather a week
of failures, For this extraordin-
ary powerful swimmer covered
roughly 110 miles in two attempt-
ed crossings in the space of three
days in August, 1908, when he
was already forty-two years old.
Each time wheather conditions
-were against him, yet each time
he got close to the shore. All
told he was in the water nearly
forty-three hours.
What is even more amazing
far one who was so determined
to swim the Channel, he scorn-
ed the France to England route,
which was already recognized as
being the easier way, and deter-
mined that if he was going to
make the crossing, he would do •
it from the English side,
He had already made ten at •
-
tempts before our story opens.
Yet he was in such a hurry to
get to grips with his "old enemy"
that he declared afterwards he
had started off -half an hour too
soon.
He left the Kent coast at 9.30
a.m. and climbed out of the
water on to his accompanying
tug at 5.30 the next morning,
when only half a mile from the
French shore. For the twenty
hours that he was in the water
he was contending with a strong
north-westerly wind. He swam
or drifted over fifty miles.
Also, he had been carried six
miles off his course by a strong
cross-euirent. He explained that
had he started thirty minutes
later he would have missed that
cross -current and instead would
have been carried along by a fol-
lowing tide. "Had that happened
I would have hit the French
mast at Cap Gris Nez about
midnight," he declared.
That half-hour miscalculation
was vital. for by the time Bur-
gess had realized his mistake
he was already in the grip of
the current. Strong swimmer
though he was he could not force
his way through it, writes Jef-
frey Wyndham in "Tit -Bits."
At this distance of time, it
seems that the sensible thing
would have been to turn and
swim beck towards England as
soon as he found he was being
ARS GRATIA ARTIS -- This
messy lassy is Leslie Crane, a
model who mingled with live
pegs, dead fish, a motorcycle,
900 pounds of popcorn and
gallons of chocolate syrup in
New York, Surrealist Salvador
Doli mixed the mess up in a
bin and pressed a canvas over
it during o Videotaping. The
result> he called "Chaos and
err i,n..y "
carried off his course until he
got clear of the eurreut. Then he
should have waited for the fol-
lowing tide.
But Burgess's clogged spirit
was not the type to consider
turning back, even as a tactical
manoeuvre He pressed on, using
up his energy but making little
or no progress,
He reckoned that at the time
he gave up he had strength left
to continue the fight for an-
other two hours, But his ad-
visers told him that it would
be six hours before the adverse
current abated sufficiently for
him to be able to close the gap
between himself and land. Even
Tom Burgess's Yorkshire stub-
bornness saw no point, in con-
tinuing a struggle that he now
realized he could not win,
But he was not one to accept
defeat lying down. Six hours
later when, had he possessed
superhuman powers, he would
have been treading ashore on
the French coast, he had return-
ed to England and was out in
Dover Bay teaching a young lad
to swim! Then, to prove that he
was not really tired, he walked
up the steep hill to Dover Castle!
Three days later Burgess's
mother and, sister, who were
staying nearby, took a boat out
in the Channel. The sea was any-
thing but calm, and they had
not been out long when waves
began breaking over the bows
of their craft. Wisely, they re-
turned to harbour, and were
amazed to hear newsboys call-
ing out: "Burgess off on new
Channel swim."
It was true. Defying the wea-
ther Burgess's indomitable spirit
had driven him into the water
again. He was heading for
France. Once more, as we now
know, he was doomed to failure
— but what a gallant failure it
was.
This time he had macre more
careful calculations as to the
hour at which to start, and for
a long time it seemed that he
had overcome the troubles that
had beset him on his previous at-
tempts.
He had also decided on a new
plan for this attack on the
Channel. As soon as he saw
Calais lightship he was to swim
straight for it, and then go in
towards the. shore. He saw the
lightship all right, and made for
it, according to the plan.
It was at this precise moment
that the weather turned against
him. The wind changed, the sea
became even more choppy, and
once again he was forced off his
course.
Twenty hours had passed since
he last touched solid ground.
Still he struggled grimly on,
Again, we now know that his
stubbornness was a major cause
of his failure this time, He had
set a course, and he was deter-
mined to stick it out, but at what
cost of strength and achievement
we cannot know.
He had been going for nearly
twenty-three hours when there
came another dramatic develop-
ment. So strong was the wind
and tide that not even his ac-
companying tug could keep to
its course. Though it had been
sheltering him from the worst
of the gale, the skipper now ran
the terrible risk of being blown
into him and running him down.
Even Burgess agreed that it
would be madness to continue in
these circumstances. Land was
still two miles off, and there was
no telling how much longer the
gale would last. Reluctantly, he
agreed to concede victory to the
Channel once more, Despite his
long ordeal, he was able to
strike a defiant gesture by climb-
ing aboard the tug unaided,
He reckoned he had covered
sixty miles, and a total of 110
in the three days. In that time,
he had made roughly seventy
thousand arm and leg move-
ments, and his only physical re-
action was slight stiffness in the
muscles of his left calf.
Eventually he did achieve his
ambition, He swam from Dover
to Gris Net in September, 1911,
when forty-five years of age,
The successful crossing took
him over twenty-two hours.
World's Most
Precious Button
The struggling Pacific mother-
of-pearl industry received velu-
able aid recently—from a Paris
fashion house.
In one of his collections, fa-
nnous designer Pierre Balmain
introduced the South Seas shell
into several of his creations, of
which the critics wrote: "The
colours, line, fabrics and acces-
sories were inspired by the perle
Deanne."
One of his Suits was reported
to have been decorated by the
"most precious button in all the
world," It was of gold -lip shell,
set with one of Australia's first
cultured pearls.
"This was just the boost that
we needed," said the spokesman
for a leading Australian shell
exporter. "Fashion houses all
over the world are likely to fol-
low M. Balmain's lead—and that
will bring prosperity beck to our
silvers,"
SHE CARES — Care of pets is part of the Camp Fire Girls' pro-
gram. This year's slogan isc "She Cares — Do You?"
;TABLE TALKS
6aMA
DATE PUDDING
1 c. pitted dates cut
1 e. boiling water
C. sugar
z c. brown sugar
1 egg
2 tbsps. butter
11.5 c. flour sifted
ee tsp. baking powder
ie tsp. salt
1 c. chopped walnuts
1 recipe brown sugar sauce
Combine dates and water.
Blend sugars, egg, butter. Sift
dry ingredients and add to sugar
mixture. Stir in nuts and cooled
date mixture. Pour into oblong
haking dish 11 by 7 by 13
inches. Top with following sauce;
11/2 c. brown sugar
1 tbsp. butter
11's c. boling water
Combine brown sugar, butter
and polling water.
Bake pudding at 375 degrees
for 40 minutes. Cut in squares,
invert on plate. Serve warm
with whipped cream. Serves
nine. ,
FRUIT PUDDING
3 cups fruit, canned, fresh
or frozen
3 cups sifted all-purpose flour
s.1 tsp. salt
2 tbsps. baking powder
2 tbsps. sugar
16 cup butter
1 cup evaporated milk
Drain any juice from fruit and
save for sauce. Sift dry ingredi-
dients. Cut in butter. Mix in
milk. Knead on floured board i/z
minute. Divide in half. Roll one
piece % inch thick. Fit in bot-
tom of buttered 9 by 5 inch pan.
Spread with fruit. Roll remain-
ing half to fif on top of fruit,
Bake in a hot oven (400 degrees
F) 50 to 00 minutes. Serve with
whipped cream or sauce made
from juice.
PEACH SUPREME
1 pkg. strawberry -flavored
gelatin
1 c. hot water
1/2 tsp. grated lemon rind
1/ tbsps. lemon juice
1 c. peach juice and water
1 c. sweetened sliced fresh
peaches or 1 pkg. quick-
frozen sliced peaches, thaw-
ed and drained, or 1 0.
drained, canned sliced
peaches
Dissolve gelatin in hot water.
.Add lemon rind, lemon juice,
and peach juice and water, Chill
until slightly thickened. Fold in
peaches. Pour into 11/2 pint -mold.
Chill until firm. Unmold, Gar-
riish with whipped cream and
additional sliced peaches. Makes
4 or 5 servings,
CHERRY COBBLER
> e 5. sugar
2 tbsps. cornstarch
21/2 c. (No. 2 can ) red pie
cherries
is tsp. almond flavoring
1 c, pancake ready -mix
I;z c. sugar
' 1 c. shortening
1 egg beaten
2 tbsps. milk
Blend together the sugar and
cornstarch. Mix with the cher-
ries and almond flavoring, Put
cherry mixture in six individual
casseroles or custard cups.
For the topping mix together
pancake ready -mix and sugar.
Cut in shortening until mixture
resembles coarse crumbs. Add
beaten egg and milk, mixing
lightly only until mixture is
dampened. (Add another table-
spoon of milk if mixture seems
too dry,) Roll out on lightly
floured board to about le inch
thickness. Cut with tiny biscuit
cutter (or centre of doughnut
cutter) into thirty rounds. Ar-
range five of the rounds on cher-
ries in each casserole, Bake in
a hot oven (400 dgerees F.) 15
to 20 minutes. Serve warm or
cold with plain or whipped
cream.
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COCONUT CREAM
1 pkg. orange -flavored gelatin
1 c. hot canned pineapple juice
i c. milk
s/a c. whipping cream
s!f c. flaked coconut
Dissolve gelatin in hot pine-
apple juice. Chill until slight-
ly thickened. Add milk and chill
again until slightly thickened.
Whip cream. Fold cream and
coconut into gelatin mixture.
Spoon into individual molds or
large mold. Chill until firm. Un -
mold. Garnish with canned pine-
apple halves and fluffs of coco-
nut. Makes 8 servings.
6
BAKED BANANAS
4 firm bananas
112 tbsps. melted butter
salt
Cut off tips of both ends of
each banana. Remove a length-
wise section of the peel, about
one inch wide, extending from
end to end. Brush exposed por-
tion df the pulp with butter
and sprinkle lightly with
salt. Place in baking dish
and bake in moderate oven for
20 minutes at 375 degrees or
until peels are dark and bananas
are tender and easily pierced
with a fork, Serve hot as a vege-
table.
STATUE STAND-IN Goldie, a golden retriever, seems 10 be
saying; "Anything you can do, I can do better," Out for a
sFrall, Goldie came across this canine statue erected io solicit
funds for animals an a London, England, sidewalk.
Pay Television
In Toronto
Sugarplums danced through
the heads of pay-TV advocates
last week—danced to the cheer-
ful Blink-elink of silver. The
coins were pouring into slots in
more than 1,000 homes In a mid.
dle-class suburb of Toronto call-
ed Etobicoke (pronounced ee-
TO'H-bili-Iso).
The coins summoned up such
recently released movies as "The
Mating Game" (Debbie Reyn-
olds, Glenn Ford) and "The Al
Capone Story" (Rod Steiger).
There wasn't a commercial in
sight. It was just like going to
a local movie 'house, without
having to park the car or un-
earth a baby-sitter. What was
more, each film cost just $1, and,
of course, the whole family
could watch.
This was Telemeter, the fourth
venture into fee -TV and the first
that looked as though it might
succeed. "The degree of reac-
tion so far is beyond anything
Human Alarm Clock
Finally Retires
When a still active North of
England eighty -four-year-old an-
nounced his retirement recently
it was revealed that for sixty
years—believed to be a record—
he had earned fees as a "human
alarm clock," He was a knocker -
up.
Carrying a long stick, to the
top of which thin wires were at-
tached, this man tapped in the
early morning on the bedroom
windows of people who had ask-
ed him to wake them so that
they could get to their factory
jobs punctually.
The knocker -up hiinself was
always punctual. With the aid
of an alarm clock, he was usu-
ally up at 3.30 am. He began
tapping at his "clients' " win-
dows at about 4,30 a,m, And it's
his proud boast that he never
broke a window, however heavy
a sleeper proved to he. Nor did
he ever disturb neighbours who
didn't want to rise early.
What will this knocker -up do
during his retirement? "Lie in
bed every morning until 5 a.m.
at least," he says with a grin,
"On Sundays I may get up as
late as seven!"
?ea -Shooter Brigade
Knocking -up is a dying occu-
pation in Britain nowadays, but
there are still several hundred
men and women who follow it.
A Lancashire woman of eighty
acted as knocker -up for work -
people of the district for twenty-
two years. Even on Sundays she
woke as usual at 4 a.m. and, not
having to go her rounds, went
for a walk instead!
Besides her knocking -up, she
did all her own work, keeping
her little house spotless. She
recalled many hard winters when
rain and snow fell so heavily
that she sometimes had to return
home two or three times to
change her clothes and get a hot
drink. Yet she was always
cheerful,
Years ago, a Limehouse, Lon-
don, family went through the
streets in the early morning with
pea -shooters, firing peas which
rattled on the window -panes to
wake dock workers.
ISSUE 14 — 1960
we anticipated," reported Tele..
meter president Lou Novins.
Unpackaged only two and es
half weeks ago in 1,000 guinea.,
pig homes, the system now hat
some 2,000 panting subscriberd
on its waiting list, Originally,
the plan was to limit the trial
to 13,000 "subscribers, but now
there is talk of expanding Mtn
40,000 living rooms, The deinanctli
was so great that employes or-
iginally trained as coin box col,.
lectors were being drafted to in-
stall new units instead.
How did it all worts? First,
the operators of Telemeter in
Etobicoke-Famous Players Cana-
dian Corp., a movie chain with
370 houses—arranged to tap lines
into some 93 miles of cable laid
by Canadian Bell, The tap tines
are now being strung into the
homes of subscribers (who pay
a $5 installation charge and then
25 cents to $1 for each show
they watch) and hooked into
TV sets. 'A box about the size
of a table radio, affixed atop
the TV set, contains a coin slot
(the box gives future credits if
viewers overpay) and, a dialing
gadget. The dialer splits the
local Channel 5—hitherto un-
used in the area—into three
channels. On two of these chan-
nels—A and B—subscribers ran
bring in movies which begin at
7 p.m. The third channel, C, Is
a kind of co mbination huckster -
entertainer; During the day, at
no cost, it announces the attrac-
tions for the evening, and inter-
laces this' with music. Channel
C also is being used for public-
service programing—such things
as Canadian Red Cross reports
to the community and religious
shows. To vary the movie fare,
channels A and B also are beam-
ing out weekend children's
shows far 25 cents.
Telemeter is already hatching
plans to expand its programing
with full-length operas, full-
length ballets, and perhaps a
current Broadway show. One in-
triguing possibility: Pre -Broad-
way plays which might be fi-
nanced by viewers' coins during
their tryouts.
Sports projects also are a -
cooking. Right now, Telemeter
is showing some away -from -
home games of the Toronto
Maple Leafs hockey team. Base-
ball, football, and basketball
games may follow in season.
One secret—until now: There is
a chance the Ingemar Johans-
son -Floyd Patterson heavyweight
title fight in June will be
shown On Etobicoke TV,
Why Etobicoke? It was pick-
ed, say the Telemeter people,
because it is in an area where
the competition of commercial
TV is strong. Viewers in the
suburb can receive five chan-
nels—three from Buffalo, N.Y.,
and one each from Toronto and
nearby Hamilton, Ont. If pay-
TV works in Etobicoke, the
theory is, it can work anywhere.
It is too early to tell yet just
how much has been racked up
toward paying the bills for the
$1.3 million installation. But,
even as with commercial TV,
the Etobicoke operation has al-
ready faced occasional com-
plaints. One came from a sub-
scriber who squawked: "I'm get-
ting my pay-TV picture for no-
thing." It seems he had sub-
scribed in order to control the
viewing of his kids. But with
the movies coming on free, he
couldn't keep them away from
the set. The magic box atop his
set was promptly fixed.
—From NEWSWEEK
PAY -AS -YOU -SEE •- All eyes ,are on Toronto these cit;% .0 see
how a recently begun experiment in pay television works out,
Sponsored by a movie firm, "Telemeter" provides three chan-
nels For its 2,000 subscribers, Two carry public service movies
and news at no cost, The third shows movies currently playing
at theatres — with no commercials or interruptlo,ts. Cost varies
from 50 cents to $2, depending upon the event. The home
viewer just deposits the money in the coin box attached to
his set. The box then unscrambles the picture.
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