HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Seaforth News, 1959-01-01, Page 3-Grandma Was A
Champion Fryer
Whei X was a boy, a fall or
winter Saturday evening had
attractions offered by no other
time, It was an interval or re-
laxing, remembering, preparing
- the luxurious, cozy end (it
another busy week.
Of course, Saturday evenings
in spring and summer had ad
-
Vantages, too, but they couldn't
produce the snug comfort that
arrived with the early darkness
of, saY, late November. Our un -
electrified home was never so
cheerful, never so hospitable
and carefree. The lighted lamp
on the round golden oak tabl.s
in the living room, the dusky
print of the three horses' heads
(Grandma said the steeds were
Pharaoh's), the easy chair in
the window that kept its eye un
the Mohawk River, the book on
the nearby stand, awaiting the
after -supper reading - well, my
environment has changed many
times, but those shining hours
have been my yardstick for
contentment.
Relaxing, to the boy meant
an hour with Black Beauty, the
Brownies, the Argonauts, or
with Ernest as he studied the
Great Stone Face in the White
Hills. Grandma assisted In the
reading, even when the lad was
well able to do his own, tor he
was always eager to hear her
animated voice act out the
stories.
The remembering on Satur-
day evening recalled not only
events of the week - academic
and recreational - but a much _
more recent pleasure: Grand-
ma's fried potatoes, a traditional
part of the day's supper. She
was a champion frier. I 'recall
the pleasure I got from slicing
the cold potatoes, left over from
dinner, and speeding the thin
slivers into the iron pan at the
hot front of the coal stove. 1
took a station close by, to he
certain that my pieces were al-
lowed to carbonize properly. To
me the height of culinary per-
fection was a heavily overfried
potato. I loved it and still do.
"Well, if you turn into a
chunk - of charcoal, don't say I
didn't .warn you." Grandma
would chuckle. Fortunately, the
transformation did not take
place, so she had no occasion
for I -told -you -so.
The Saturday remembering,
however, concerned loftier mat-
ters recalling major and minor
triumphs of the last week -that
I had beaten my arch rival,
Freddie Winters, in arithmetic;
that I had successfully, yes,
triumphantly, Identified in geo-
graphy •class the capitals of the
Balkan countries, a feat I was
unable to duplicate in later
years.
It was also, perhaps, good to
remember that I had planted a
rather sharp left on the chin of
any occasional antagonist, Jack
Niles, Grandma, to whom I
promptly reported my, victories
as they came to pass, seemed
especially pleased when I had
walloped poor. Jack, realizing
full well, I suppose that the next
time there would be a different
story and that credit should be
given in a' hurry.
Let me admit that the week
had likewise provided events re-
flectink less gl a mo ro usly
less creditably on my scholastic
prowess; however, I naturally
wasted no time thinking about
them. Nor shall I give you, even
now, a •sample of iny, short-
comings, except to suggest that
long division was my nemesis
for several weeks despite Grand-
ma's patient assistance, and that
I never fully -mastered the head-
tauarter cities of those trouble-
some twins, the Virginias, and
the Dakotas, writes John L.
Cooley in The Christian Science
Monitor.
The chief item in the pre-
paratory part of my Saturday
evening routine was the study
of the morrow's Sunday school
lesson. Although 1 never said
so to Grandma, perhaps et this
advanced clay 1 may confess to
you that this was S. dilOrd. I fre,•
quently conferred with my
neighborhood cronies on the
matter, and we agreed that the
time spent in memorizing the
outlandish names of Old Testa-
ment Oharacters could he better
used. (May I add, not in self-
defense but in the interests of
truth, that my opinion under-
went radical and profound al-
teration as the years brought
enlightenment. My friends' views
changed also, I believe; anyway,
one of them became a minister..)
Saturday evehing at this time
of year was an excellent time
tor forward thinking. Frankly,
this was self-centered It com-
prised chiefly the active antici-
pation of the Thanksgiving and
Christmas seasons, with their re-
lease from the clutches of my
educator, the exchanges of good
will (and gifts), the extraordin-
ary opportunities for good eat-
ing. It was pleasant to. contern-i
plate the turkey and mince pie
that would be mine, twice in
about a month. And'it was quite
• possible, even in November, to
plan •what one woulddo on
skates, snowshoe, and sled dur-
ing the glorious week betWeen
Christmas and New Year's when
a boy would (he hoped) have
new , equipment to demonstrate
to="Iiis friends.
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Stormy evening, were, I think,
best of all. Let the weather
charge at our hilltop: I cud-
dled in my chair and thought of
the unfortunate folks' who, in
Grandma's phiase, "had, to be
out in all this." We agreed that
we were indeed fortunate to
have the warm room, the books,
the lamp, the good companion-
ship.
But whatever the weather,
the hours sped swiftly between'.
Saturday supper and Grandma's'
inevitable, uncontestable com-
ment, about 9 o'clock:
"Well, there's plenty of hot
water, so it's you for the tub!"
They Practise
Tongue -Twisters
• If you think that tongue -
twisters such as "She sells sea-
shells on the seashore" are old-
fashioned or merely a pastime
for children, ask famous TV and
radio announcers, preachers,
teachers, alter -dinner speakers
and singers what they think,
They'll all tell you that ,the
tongue -twister is a vital part of -
their training. The tongue, say
elocutionists, must be trained to
precision of action .just as ef-
fectively as any other part of
the human frame.
One radio announcer has re -s.
vealed that the fact that he
could accurately s a y: "T h e
seething sea ceaseth and thus
the seething sea •ssifficeth us"
helped' him land a good job.
A well-known clergyman who
practised such tricky sentences
as "Gaze on the gay, grey bri-
gade" and "The sun shines on
shop sign" for months now
preaches .eloquent and crystal.
clear sermons. A •public -school
teacher whose training Included
such gems as "The sixth sheik's
sixth sheep's sick" and "Theoph-
ilus Thistle, the thistle sifter,
sifted" is in great demand as a
lecturer.
Tongue -twisters are also help -
Ins to cure lisping. They have
often been used to test a. per-
son's sobriety. 'A London doctor',
once asked a suspected drunk to'
utter the words "Methodist Epis-
copal". The man failed; but he
succeeded in .saying '"truly rural"
without a hiccup.
The second floor tenant called •
the party below and shouted; "If
you don't stop playing that
blasted saxophone, I'll go crazy."
"I guess it's too late," came
the reply, "I stopped an hour
age."
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4. Persian ruler
8. Discharged
an obligation
12. /rritate
18. Yarn
14. Church recess
16. Telephone girl
17. Vex
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21. Furrowed
24. Droop
28. Ignited
26. Horse
28. Unusual •
22. Fragrance
14, Fliscult
86 Protuberance
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HATES CROWDS - Crepwds. are no novelty to this champion
Hereford, and, to judge by his expression, he doesn't like 'em.
Beverly 'McGrath, 12, brought her prize osnimal to enter him in
the 59th annual International Livestock Exposition'.
TIIEFARM FRONT
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The following is one of a ser-
ies of articles by Dorothea Kahn
Jaffe in the Christian Science
Monitor based on her study of
modern farming in the U.S. Mid-
dle West. It should be of interest
to many Canadians interested in
cooperative marketing.
• * •
John Reed sits in his office at
the Elkhart County Farm Bu-
reau Cooperative here and looks
over the operation of some 50 or
more privately owned poultry
farms.
He does it by looking at a
chart on his office wall. This
chart has movable indicators
which show just when each
farmer started to feed his cur-
rent crop of broilers, at what
dates the chicks were -given cer-
tain types of feed, and the ex-
act -date they will be ready for
market. Further infOrmation
about each /Anil is contained in
a.hanging file on the wall beside
the chart.
John Reed has to know a•great
deal about these farms in his
capadity ,as •director of the poul-
try ,department for the coopera-
tive. The cooperative has a fin-
ancial stake in each • farmer's
operation. In today's language,
the coop is an "integrator." it
provides the farmer .with feed
and baby chicks on credit,,gives
him technical assistanbe, • and
pays'him so much a pound (less
cost of feed and chicks) after the
broilers are 'marketed.
• * •
This farm -business setup pro-
tcts the farmer from market
fluctuations by guaranteeing him
a flat rate per pound in advance -
of production. It also offers him
a bonus for efficient feeding. In
return, the cooperative' gets a
steady supply of broilers. This
enables the cooperative to mar-
ket the birds to the big proces-
sors who demand a constant
regular volume ‚in order that
they in turn may operate effi-
ciently. In this highly organized,
low -margin -of -profit bu sines s,
everything depends upon timing.
No longer can volume of sup-
plies be left to the haphazard
ways of nature.
The integrator therefore plays
an important role in maintaining
regular marketing schedules, Al-
most all of the broilers commer-
cially produced in the United
States are now produced by
"integration," it is estimated.
* * 4
In many areas feed companies,
hatcheries, and processors are
the integrators. One of the big
hatcheries, Co bbs Pedigreed
, Chix, Inco operates here. But
Mr. Reed and his 'associates are
showing that a cooperative may
serve as an integrator with com-
parable success. The coOperative
in this ease was already in the
feed business. It sells its poultry
feed at retail (on credit) to the
broiler growers With whom it
has contracts.
* * 15
Like other integrators, this
one Jselps farmers to increase
their efficiency by adopting the
latest findings of the research
laboratories. Mr. Reed to a poul-
try specialist, president of the
broiler department of the In-
diana Poultry Association.
He has a long record of prac-
tical experience in the hatchery
and poultry processing business.
He has :also been a -feed sales-
man and part owner of a hatch-
ery.
Working with him is Victor
Gardner, another experienced
poultry man. Mr. Gardner op-
erates the Farm Bureau Cooper-
-ative's hatchery, a sizeable busi-
ness in itself with a capacity 01
210,000 chicks. The cooperative
has a contractual arrangement
with farmers for the output of
20,000 laying hens who provide
the hatchery eggs.
Vic and John, as the farmers
know them, are always ready to
advise the cooperating farmers
in regard ,to new poultry teas-
nology. They, act as liaison men
between the farmers -and the re-
search laboratories of the uni-
versities and•lhe feed companies.:
They work also ,with the county
agent's 'staff, gathering all the
information they can _which has
bearing on the poultry produc-
• er's job. ,How valuable this new
technology is proving is indicat-
ed in the reduced amount of feed
now necessary to bring a broiler
to marketing age.
• * 15
One feed 'company expert puts .
it this way: "In grandfather's
day more than five pounds of
feed were needed to produce
pound of broiler meat; today it
takes only 21/2 pounds. Then it
took 13 weeks to grow a three -
pound bird; today it takes about
nine.''
More efficient production and
Marketing has made broilers a
bargain item at the chain store,
Thanks to lower prices, fried
chicken, once a company- din-
ner dish, now appears on week-
day tables and a greatly inereas-
ed demand exists. Broiler pro-
duction is reported to have in-
creased fivefold since 1943.
* • *
Integration has had a lot to do
with all this. Mr. Reed says the
big appeal of the integration
plan to farmers is that it takes
most of the risk out of broiler
production, Under the old sys-
tem, a farmer might have to sell
his entire flock on a low market,
for broilers cannot be held more
than a week or so from the time
they reach marketing weight,
* * 15
tinder such circumstances. a
producer could lose money on
the operation. If he was so un-
fortunate as to strike a low mar-
ket the next time he had birds
ready to sell, the loss might be
serious indeed. But by dealing
with an integrator, he gets a
guaranteed return a pound or
per bird.
*
The integrator can afford to
give this guarantee because he is
selling constantly, and he gets
'the advantage of market peaks to
make up for periods of slump.
Actually, he plans the timing
of each brood so that the mar-
keting he does for the differ-
ent farmers will be spread out
over the entire month.
Nitwits! Arise!
Lady Helen Nutting, chairman
of the British Council of Mar-
ried Women, wants Parliament
to pass a law requiring husbands
to turn over to their wives a
percentage of their salaries. She
would let Parliament decide the
amount,
Lady Helen says the status of
British wives is inferior and she
blames existing laws which make
a husband lord and master of his
wife's property, if any, and re-
quire only that a man must
"maintain" his wife and "answer
for her debts,"
Maintenance isn't enough in
this day and age, Lady Helen ar-
gues. A wife, unless she is a
"little nitwit with no ambition,"
needs some extra spending money
which would be hers by right.
As far as American males are
concerned, Lady Helen's com-
plaint reads like the account of
some strange social custom dis-
covered by an intrepid explorer
in an out-of-the-way jtutgle.
U.S. husbands have long since
lost control over the weekly paS,
check, to the•"little woman." The
legislation they would favor
would be an act perrnitting a
male wage earner to keep some
trivial share of • his pay for his
very, very own.
Which leads us to the thought
that if a Council of U.S. hus-
bands were- ever organized and
amalgamated with Lady Helen's
Council, the resulting 'revolution
might be more world-shaking
than any Karl Marx ever antici-
pated. -Denver Post.
INDAY SC11001
LESSON
BY Rev. R. IL Warren, ILA* an,
Jeans Is Christ the ILerfi
Mark 8:27-35
Memory Selection: Thou art
the Christ, the Son of the living
God.
As when Jesus was here, so
today, people' have different
opinions as to who Jesus really
is. Students of practically all
religions agree that Jesus was is
good man who taught tine ideals.
Some call him a prophet. The
Mohammedans consider him to
be a prophet though not a par
with Mohammed. One of their
favorite sayings is, "There is no
God except God and Mohammed
is his prophet." As four men car-
ry the open coffin bearing their
loved one to the grave, they
chant this saying over and over
on their way.
There are some bearing the
name of Christians who believe
in Jesus as a good man, even as
a son of God as we are all sons
of God, -and stop there. Of
course, such a one could not be
a Redeemer and Saviour. lie
could set us a good example but
could not provide forgiveness
and new life for the sinner.
The confession of Peter is the
correct answer: "Thou art the
Christ, the Son of the living
God." Since all sin is primarily
against God, only God can grant
complete forgiveness. His will-
ingness and desire to do so is
shown in the fact that He sa se
His Son to be made in the like-
ness of men to become a Medi-
ator. Jesus Christ is our only
hope.
Though Peter, made the great
confession, he did not fully un-
derstand that Jesus Christ must
suffer in order to make atone-
ment for our sins. He did not see
that the portrayal of the suffer-
ings of Messiah as given by
Isaiah., chapter 53, would be lit-,
erally fulfilled.
We all shrink from the cross.
We seek our own comfort. We
hesitate to deny ourselves, take
up the cross and follow Jesus.
But this is the way into 'the
kingdom for us alt "For whoso-
ever will save his life shall lose
it; but whosoever shall lose his
life for my sake and the gos-
pel's, the same shall save,:it."
It is not enough to acknewjegss
in word that Jesus is the
the son of God. We must follow
Him. •
"I see that tips are forbidden
here, waiter."
"So were apples in 'the Garden
of Eden, sir."
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FAIR SHAKE FOR FARMERS - There's a machine for everything nowadays, or so it seems. A
good example is this mechanical tree shaker, shown being tested above. It is one of a numbet
of commercial machines under study. The aim is to remove a maximum of good fruit with
minimum power and tree damage. The machines are successfully harvesting prunes, almonds,
Walnuts.