The Seaforth News, 1952-12-04, Page 6"Dear Anne LHirst: I am ieally
bit a state. I AM lnarried and I've
Wed my wife clearly since we
;married nine years ago. We have
two children
we are both
crazy about
But L am now
in love with
another Wenn -
an!
"She works
in the factory
of which I am
superintendent.
i have never asked her for a
date, and I cannot explain the
sudden passion that has over-
taken tee. I could not help tell-
ing her. She was shocked. She
says she has never given thought
to me and that she is not a home-
wrecker, She added that she re-
cently was offered another posi-
tion, and now she thinks shell
'take it, I am sure I could win
her if I tried.
"I felt so guilty about all this
that last night I told my wife.
She was badly hurt, but said if
I want my freedom I can have it.
.. I am hopelessly confused.
AN 'UNHAPPY MAN"
* Your selfish stupidity in fail-
• ing your wife of your guilt is
* only matched by your egotism
• in assuming you could win this
woman it you tried. When she
' showed her horror at your con-
" fession and suggested she re-
' sign, why didn't you see that
* as the obvious solution?—Be-
• cause, I suspect. you could not
" bear the thought of (tilt 503 -
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* ing her every day. What pas-
* sloe can do to a man is almost
o beyond belief!
'" For it is only passion that
° you feel, of course. She is a
" complete stranger. You do not
o know her character, or even
o Whether you two are compa-
o tible, You only know you
o wanted her, and have convene -
ed yourself that she would be
o unable to resist your charms.
° Accept her resignation, and
° thank your stars that she, at
" least, is honest,. You will get
o river wanting her, Once she is
o out of your sight, your emo-
tions will quiet down and you
o will, I hope, realize what tra-
o gedv has been averted.
° What you have done to your
✓ wife, I'm afraid you will never
° understand. Heavy with the
* sense of guilt, you ran to her
as a child hastens to confess
" wrongdoing before it is dis-
° covered. How long do you
nr think it will take to restore
° her faith in you- She must be
° a heartsick woman today, as
bereft'as though you had actu-
" ally been unfaithful. How
m easily you could have spared
' her all this grief!
° Since your wife loves you
e enough to hand you over to
o another woman, site will sur-
• vive this shock. But 1 hope
' from now on, all your thoughts
c and energies will be concen-
a trated on regaining the place in
o her heart that you have bad
• for so lone.
%Viten one has sinned. those
who love hien suffer, too, el your
wife or husband has been hurt,'
devote yourself to healing the
wound you have caused .
Anne Hirst is here to comfort and
advise you. Write her at Box 1,
123 Eighteenth Se. New Toronto,
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In no country in the world
is there such a confusion of
weights and measures as in Brit-
ain, After much squabbling, the
British Standards Institution de-
cided in 1949 that the "teaspoon"
for kitchen use should be of blue
or green plastic, round in shape
and contain 100 miniins or drops;
and that a teaspoon for medi-
cine should be red, oval in
shape and hold 60 minims. A
gallon contains 76,800 minims,
But some measures have not
reached this level of simplicity.
The stone Is a confusing weight.
On an ordinary avoirdupois
weii hing machine a stone equals
14 lb.; for meat, 8 Ib. ]Hake a
stone: for cheese, U; 1b.: for
hay. 22 lb.; for wool, 24 ib. The
ordinary ton is 2,240 lb.; the
short or American ton, 2,000
lb.; metric ton, 2,201.6 lb.; dis-
placement ton, 35 cubic feet;
freight ton, 40 ruble ft.; register
ton. 100 cubic ft.
If you wish to buy celery
whole .rte you buy. by the roll,
containing 8 heads if washed,
12 if dir+.y. Fish is sold by the
trunk, which varies from 10-14
lb.; or by the quintal (Arabic;
renew, a weight of 100 lb.), or
by a large tub called a kit (from
Norwegian, l.:ttte, meaning bin).
Carrots are sold by the bunch,
cucumbers by the flat, radishes
by the hand, apples and pota-
toes by the sieve (56 ib. in the
North, 521b. in the South), cloth
by the bolt, wool by the last,
and glass by the seam. They
make the ordinary man dizzy,
though those: in the trades
seem perfectly happy about it.
Uncle Levi Zink says: Every-
body knows the 01E1 saying that
a fool and itis money ere soon
parted, and now that it's hap-
pening to everybody, 1 hardly•
ktanto what to thinly,
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Plighted Troth—Bertrand Russell, 80 -year-old British philosopher
and proponent of trial marriage (right) 1s reported engaged to
Edith Finch, 50, former teacher at Bryn Mawr College, Pa. It
will be Russell's fourth marriage and Miss Finch's second.
liliO 1! ICLES
SINteenGEk�' M (In tete
Another week gone by and no
raid, and so mild. This time last
year we were pretty well snowed
in and not liking it one bit—but
at least there was moisture in the
snow. Of course if one doesn't
have to worry about water it is
wonderful weather — and last
Saturday was a perfect clay for
the Santa Claus parade in Tor-
onto. That is something I have
always wanted to see and never
have—until this year when I saw
it on television. Television? Oh
no, not our own set. I just hap-
pened to visit one of the• stores
deem town at the right moment.
It was remarkably clear -- no
flickering at all. In . fact I was
almost persuaded that television
might be all right after alt, But I
wasn't enthused to the point of
wanting tui to spend $400 on a
set --although I am sure Partner
would enjoy watching the hockey
matches.
We have lots of company
again now and sometimes I feel
as if I am talking to myself as
the name of one of our visitors is
"Gwen." The gentleman of the
party is a farmer so he got him-
self a job down at the barn with
a tractor and spreader. At his
own request, of course. Some-
times I wonder why people ever
come to see us at all for they are
never treated as guests. And, as
a means of getting out of work
this column 'provides me with a
wonderful alibi. For instance we
have an extra couple staying
here uut.fl tomorrow so I quite
calmly announced that I had my
column to write and would they
call me when supper was ready(
They did.
We have been having quite a
time with cars just lately: The
visiting car developed starter
trouble. While it was in the
garage I wanted to go down town
with our car but the battery was
as flat as a deflated balloon. "Oh,
dear, there goes another $30," I
thought. (batteries for English
cars are dearer than others), But
I was wrong, It was just a matter
of corroded connections. I was so
relieved I felt then as if I had
been - given $30 so I was really
much happier- than I had been
before.
This afternoon we wore driving
through a rather hilly part of the
county and it was heartbreaking
to notice how terribly dry the,
fields looked. But one particular
field we passed was more heart-
breaking than all the rest. The
field was just one big hill. It had
been ploughed, and the plough-
ing was a straight up and down
job. If ever a field called for
contour ploughing that one did.
Sometime we are bound to get
some heavy rains a1151 when they
come the rain will run down that
hill like water down a rainspout,
By contrast, when I was on the
train going to Ottawa last sum.
mer I noticed contour ploughing
in a field that was perfectly flat.
Now what was the reason for
that? I have often wondered.
There is plenty of arguing
going on around here these days.
Our visitor is a Guernsey man;
Partner favours grade Ayreshires
-.the other man pure-breds. So,
various arguments are tossed
back and forth like shuttlecock:,.
neither man giving in to th-
other—as so often happens when
two stubborn Englishmen get to
gether. The same thing applies to
the woodpile, The men trough+
ENR tLL
to the
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St. Thomas, Ont,
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and Skills 00 Nursing under competent,
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at u low root.
Write—Direitor of Nursing.
Star Checker—Seeking proof of
one of Einstein's theories which
states the gravitational pull of
the sun blends starlight, thus
making stars appear where they
are not, Prof, George A. Van
Biesbroeck inserts photographic
plates into a precision measur-
ing engine. Professor Biesbroeck
took the pictures in the Sahara
Desert during an eclipse. The
machine will measure star posi-
tions, determine whether they
are normal or disturbed.
down a load of sawn logs from
the bush—reel oak. One chunk in
particular was about thirty
inches in diameter and full of
lovely big knots. Our visitor said
he would split it during the day.
Partner said, "I bet you don't 1"
The would - be wood - splitter
waited until Partner had gone to
milk and then he took up the
challenge. He worked for over
an hour on that one cut, and all
the time it was a tussle between
the toughness of the knotted oak
and the will and strength of the
man. The man won out, When
Partner came in he was treated
to a graphic description of the
contest. It brought forth many
scathing remarks but in the end
Partner grudgingly admitted—
"You are darn near as stubborn
as I am !"
Another argument concerned
rubber boots and a dead chicken.
Partner had killed a chicken and
hung it in the woodshed. Our
visitor came in from the barn
and placed his boots under the
chicken, which was still drip-
ping from the beak. There was
no place for it to drip except
into the boots. Then followed the
argument—which was put there
first—the boots or the chicken?
Our visitor naturally insisted
that Ms boots were there first
and that Partner deliberately
. hung the chicken strategically i
above them.
t AIR QUESTION
A Holywood - columnist once
circulated an erroneous report
of W. C. Fields' death, The bul-
bous -nosed comedian called up
the editor in a rage. "I hope'
you noticed," he roared, "that
your foul newspaper announced
my death th°? morning." "That
I did," admitted the editor cool-
ly. "May I asst where you're
calling from?"
LOGY, LISTLESS
OUT OF LOVE
WITH LIFE?
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lump out of bed rota' to go
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How ToLive To Re A Hundred
According To Some Wixo Mode itt
William Edington, 102, Kala-
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Get a metlical examination
mete every 100 years
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Mrs. Mary M. Place, 102, Syra-
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Never get up in the night with
a child—make your husband do
it, Sprinkle your day with plen-
ty of cat naps.
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Dan liulieny 104, Cat'brooke,
England:
Always keep on the move,
• * 4
Mrs. Susan Stewart, 103, Sax-
onburg, Pa.:.
Always keep busy and take
things easy.
Jimmy Beard, 103, Perth, Aus-
tralia!
Work hard' and have bacon
and eggs for breakfast, black
tea without sugar and two tots
of rum daily.
Joe Clovese, 107, P o n i i a c,
Mich,:
Every time you sit down to
eat say, "Thank God and bless
the cook," -
a , e
Jonathan B. Hartzler, 100, Or-
ville, Ohio:
Live one day at, a time and
eat slowly.
Mrs. Amanda ltonline, 100,
Birminham, Ala.:
Take your time about doing
everything. And be optimistic.
t v M
Mrs. Eunice H. Palmer, 103,
IVfachiasport, Me.:
Stay so busy that you don't
have time to think about your
troubles and ailments,
o r °
Eli Bersvendatter Vatter, 103,
Nordmore, Norway:
Fly Causes Suicide
THE CROWD jammed Washing-
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1865, to watch Louis Fox and
Jolm Deery vie with each other
for a billiards world champion-
ship — and $50,000.
For some time it was a ding-
dong battle; then Fox crept into
the lead. Deery was dejected
and downcast. Isis opponent
needed but one point to win the
title and the cash prize.
Fox teed up for the winning
shot. He held his cue poised
against the ball as a Ay buzzed
through the room and lit on the
billiard ball. Fox shooed it away.
It circled and again made a six -
point landing on the ball. Angri-
. ly this time, the player made a
lunge at the fly with his cue. In
so doing he moved the cue ball
— and lost the chance to win,„
That same evening Fox took his
life.
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