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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Seaforth News, 1952-08-14, Page 3THE
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Sr The late esteemed Daniel Webster, who
won very considerable fame as a gentleman
who knew what words really meant, defined
sport as a noun meaning that which
diverts and makes mirth; pastime, amuse-
ment,
If Mr. Webster was around today, he
might alter the definition. He might remove the word "mirth:
For there is little more real fun in the major realms of sport. It
has become a very serious business, with few laughs. If there is
any mirth, then it is strictly coincidental: ,and unintentional.
In fact, the athletes of today aren't evert characters as we
knew such in other days when there was less money, more laughs.
They're cold, calculating and skillful, workmen.
It wasn't like this in the not so old days when sport had its
sports. The guys (and gals, too) had personality,
There are no more roistering characters such as, for instance,
the late Harry Greb{ Pittsburg's bouncing boxer who buffeted hie
way to the world middleweight title, Grebes deviations from what
were known es routine training methods won him fame of a sort,
Certainly notoriety. Once in New York he rolled out of bed late m
the afternoon, went to the hotel barber -shop, requested a shave and
a face massage with hot towels. It had been a rough night ,
The barber asked courteously: "Who do you think will win
the fight tonight, Mr. Greb?"
Replied Harry, indifferently: "Who's fighting?"
"Why, you are, Mr. Greb," said the amazed barber. He was
right too.
Out west they recall lurid tales of big, rugged Amby Moran,
who played major hockey both east and west, Amby was careless
about training, too. He played so.poorly for Regina one season,
that the late Wes. Champ, advised hint he would have to report
in shape the next fall or do without a contract, So Moran bought
a pair of pants three sizes too big for himself, donned thein,
reported to Champ. When the manager queried him about weight,
Amby ran his hand around the top to show how much larger
they were for hint "as a result of his program of getting in shape."
"It cost me $9 for those pants, but I got a contract," recalled
Amby,
Sprague Cleghorn, one of hockey's great all-time defense
players, was a paradox, a practical joker off the ice, a hard man
on it, One ?tight while he was managing Montreal Maroons, the
Governor General of Canada was present in the Montreal Forum
as patron and guest of honour at a big Christmas -basket charity
boxing event, He was invited to the Maroon dressing -room to meet
Me players, who were hurriedly summoned. Just as the Governor
General and his staff were making a dignified entrance, a horrified
Forum official noticed Cleghorn had a "buzzer" attached to his
hand. He was instructed, in hasty whispers, to get rid of it.
"Surely" said the official, "you were not going to shake hands
with the Governor General wearing that thing?"
"Certainly I was," said Cleghorn. "The boxing show is poor,
the Governor looks bored, and deserves some sort of a thrill."
There is no such humour around the major sports wheel today.
Big money has chased out the laughs, made it serious business.
Your comments and. suggestions for this column will be welcomed
by Elmer Ferguson, c/o Calvert House, 437 Yonge St„ Toronto.
ell DISTILLERS 'LIMITED
ASIHERSTBURO, ONTARIO
As we have explained many times
before, these columns have to be
written a Little in advance of their
appearance. A few weeks ago we
did a piece about how many major
league managers had already been
let out this season, little thinking
that something of a similar nature
was about to take place a lot nearer
home.
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But before said piece got into
print, sure enough Joe Becker of
the Toronto Maple Leafs had been
handed his pink slip, and Burleigh
Grimes brought in—with consider-
able fanfare—to replace him.
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Becker's firing, of course, was
due to nothing else but the fact
that the Toronto athletes—or rather
the athletes wearing Toronto uni-
forms—were not only failing to live
up to the Leafian slogan, "First in
Fifty -Two," but were showing signs
of slipping right out of the four -
team playoffs. Whether or not
they'll do any better for Grimes,
only time will tell. Burleigh is
a good baseball pian and so is Joe
Becker, But even John McGraw,
or Casey Stengel, or any of the
other "Miracle Men" couldn't win
pennants if they didn't get pitching
and hitting from the hired help.
. * * 4`
However, even if the Maple Leafs
aren't exactly balls of fire on the
diatnond, they're not doing so badly
In one other very important res-
pect—that of making the cash regis-
ters jingle profitably. With the aid
of certain circus -like features,
"Special Days," and the like, the
Queen City representatives in the
International Loop continue to draw
crowds that are really remarkable
when you consider the large vacant
spaces that used to yawn in the
stands and bleachers just a year
or so back.
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But before long Owner Cooke
and the rest of the Leafs' top brass
are going to find themselves fresh
out of outstanding occasions to cele-
brate. And, always anxious to be
helpful, we suggest that they put
on a "Special Day"—or even a ser-
ies of them—in honor of what has
' become, over the years, one of base-
ball's most important and best -
loved features. Not to keep you in
suspense, we refer to nothing but
the Frankfurter — hot dog to your
For, way over in Deutschland
the burghers and citizenry of Frank-
fort -on -the -Main are in the midst
of a big, celebration marking the
hundredth anniversary of the in-
vention of that luscious delicacy.
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German historians seer—according
to Martin Gansberg in The Near
York Times—that the glorified
sausage known es the Frankfurter
or hot dog, Was developed in 1852.
And we hope that you won't get
the foolish idea that such an im-
portant development was the work
of a single man—or even a married
one. No, the Frankfurter was the
joint production of the members
of the entire •Frankfort Butchers'
Guild—and there are some who say
that its final shape was determined
by a butcher who was inspired by
his own dog—one of those dog -and -
a -half -long -half -a -dog -high affairs
known as Dachshunds.
"dying bisc"—This may look like a "life boat" from a flying
saucer, but in reality it's only a new auto being tested, by Alfa
Romeo in Milan, Italy. Built along entirely new principles, the
"flying Disc" is powered by a six -cylinder engine with three
double -body carburettors and can develop about 200 horse
power with a maximum speed of 120 m.p.h.
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Switching Hours—Six-year-old Maxine Rudner plugs into a minia-
ture switchboard without ever getting et "wrong number." The
board was one of. the novelties displayed at the Toy Guidance
exhibit.
But even the Germans admit the
food didn't come into international
prominence until it was imported
to America and used as an attrac-
tion at the Chicago World'ls Fair
in 1893. There, history states, the
original and its imitation, the hot
dog, were devoured by the thou-
sands.
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While the elongated, pork -filled
secretly smoked product has made
the city of Frankfort famous inter-
nationally, it has taken New World
enthusiasm, New World resort life
and New World spectator sports,
especially baseball, to put the hot
dog into the big time. For on
this side of the water the frank-
furter actually is so popular as to
be a national institution. One in
eight pounds of meat eaten by the
average family is of the sausage
category, and 32 per cent of the
meat thus consumed is in the form
of the hot dog.
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Statistics for last year, for ex-
ample, show that 3,739,267,000 bot
dogs (canned, boiled or on a roll)
were devoured by gourmets of all
ages. A steady increase from year
One thing a manufacturer won't
tell is how long 11e smokes his
frankfurters.
* *
One informant revealed that, be-
sides the Persian casings he uses
nothing but finely ground pork
from electrically killed pigs, and
„ spices prepared by a trusted cook.
"The real secret is in the smoking,"
he confided. But he refused not only
to tell how long the process lasted
but also what wood he used.
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Proud of the work that goes into
their product and its ultimate suc-
cess, manufacturers (Canadian,
American or German) are taken
aback when the content of the
frankfurter is questioned.
Asked if there was any chance
that he or his competitors might
slip in some horse meat 'to increase
the profits, a Frankfort manufac-
turer showed his irritation. "Horse-
furters? Never! We butchers are
craftsmen—not chiselers!"
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So come on now, Mr. Cooke.
Don't look so glum as you glance
at the League standings and see
your Toronto minions hanging over
"No Money Wasted On Monkey Business"—Bonzo, Hollywood's
famous chimp actor, looks every bit the politician as he declares
himself a "dark chimp" candidate for the presidential nomination.
to year has been noted. by manu-
facturers since 193E
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German manufacturers condemn
the Canadian variety as inferior.
One of them explains that a good
frankfurter should snap when you
bite it. Explaining why his own
product is so successful, he adds,
"Our best frankfurter skins used to
come from Russian and Chinese
lambs. We can't get them now,
but we are getting some from Per-
sia. Half the secret of a good frank-
furter:is in the casing,"
This maker says that our model
Is pale and wrinkled in contrast to
the original. "It can't even be com-
pared," he says, "No flavor, no tcx-
turn, no snap,'
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Manufacturers over here shrug
off comparison with the Frankfort
model, and statistics show that they
have just cause. Four times as
many casings for 'hot doge are !m
ported into the United States alone
- as into Germany.
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Last year, for example, hot-dogs
casings from Canada (including
Newfoundland and Labrador) ran
mare than 5,348,000 pounds and
from Argentina more than 3,371,000
pounds. German makers imported
from these ,countries, itt addition
to Persia, Russia and China, a little
over 2,000,000 pounds,
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Admirers of the Frankfort pro-
duct explain that tike secret of a
successful wiener is Itt the smoking.
the brink of the second division
abyss. Maybe—perish the thought
—the Leafs won't be "First in
Fifty -Two." If memory serves there
have been other years when they
didn't quite make it either. But
that's no reason to let A.D. 1952
slither past without taking advant-
age of the chance of putting on a
real, never -to -be -forgotten celebra-
tion in honour of the delicacy which
plays no favourites but cheers and
sustains winners and losers alike
—the ROT DOG! Put plenty of
mustard on ours!
Many people feel about modern
art as they dp about a pigeon: they
don't like it when it is over their
heat.
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EXCELLENT investment providing re.
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ATTRACTIVE SERVICE STATION and
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--+loins 946,000 yearly bualnees. Largo
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BEST HOME lrmt SALE
Excellent opportunity. In oueratl,n now.
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Midland Ontario
CLINICS
'SICIC"—Writs Clinic Doctor -671 Dan.
forth, Toronto, Drugless—Operatlonleas
—Licensed. Why *utter? Make yourself
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DEALERS WANTED
OILS, GREASES, TIRES
Paint* and varnishes. Electric Motors,
Electrical Appliances, Refrigerators, Fast
Freezers, Milk Coolers and Feed Grinders
Hobbyshop Machinery. Dealer.. wanted,
Write: waren Grease and 011 Limited,
Toronto.
DYEING AND CLEANING
HAVE you anything nude dyeing or clean-
ing? Wrtte to us for Information. Wo
are glad to answer your questions. De•
partment H. Parker's Dye Works Limited,
751 Yonne St,. Toronto.
Pett SALE
SAVE time—honey. Convert your ground
driven Binder to a prnotleal Power
hinder With a Carlson Power Drive, For
information write Chas. Thatcher, dis-
tributor, Rockwood. Ont.
REGISTERED Datnbrel and Cornell
Seed Wheat. Treated. 2 bushels per
bag. H. R. McKim. Dresden. Ontario.
TIRES
Hamilton's Largest Tire Store Sines 1888.
Used. Tires, 87.00 and up, Retreaded '1'1re.,
600 x 16. 814,00. Other sloes, priced ac-
cordingly. Vuloantoing and retreading ner-
blce. All work guaranteed. Alt order,
0,0.D. 82 00 required with order. We pay
charges one way. Peninsula Tiro Corpor-
ation. 06 King Street West. Hamilton.
Phone 7-1822
GOOD USED THRESHERS
LOTS to choose from; Two '1" McCoy -
'nick -Deering: Two 22" Wools Bros,:
Two 22" Advance Rumely: Two 26"
Woods Bros.: One "8" Advance Rumleyt
Ons 24" Huber, like now; One 28" Huber
on rubber; Ono 28" Red River Special, H,
L. Turner (Retail). Ltd.. Phone 424, Blen-
heim,. Ontario.
WHIEEL chairs, Invalid walkers. folding
and adjustable, Free Literature. Foam
rubber ring cushion,, $7.60 delivered.
'Bamford -Regis Limited, Ottawa. Ontario.
USED books for sale. Catalogue Orae.
Rallied, Box 81, Statin K, Toronto.
SCRAP and salvage yard business for
sale. downtown location, long team,
cheap rent; opportunity for ambitious man.
Apply advertiser. GO Samuel St., rear,
Sudbury.
PLUMBING AND HEATINGFRES CATALOGUE
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and see for yourself the model bathroom
displays In white and coloured fixtures, to
standard si05 bathrooms with tiled or
Painted walls, just the way you want a
bathroom In your own home. We have
oinks and stmt cabinet units, lavatory
eosins and toilets. pressure systema and
electric water beaters, range boilers. plea
and fittings In copper. galvanized and
:est Iron, septic and OH tanks. retrigera-
tors and electric ranges. n complete lino
of furnaces. air conditioning molts and
lot Water heating systems with Convector
rade, we deliver to year nearest rall-
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CHESS CORN SALVE—For sure relief.
Tour Druggist sells CRESS.
F012 SALE SfAGREGOR Oot'RLb:Y FOUR
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Iron Paver, Alta.
RECIISTERIED Redbn"e. mate, 4 months.
$25. 15. Miller, 24 Siloam St., Orlltla.
Massey Harris Field Clipper,. cuts 6 foot,
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Gambier Hatcherten, Wtuntpog.
New I/alland Baler, Model 76, In goad
condition. new in 1050, 81,800. Ian
Davidson, Mettdowvale, Ontario.
Safety Iron Holder
Iron holder can be mounted on
iron or door. Made of rust- re-
sistailt metal with asbestos base,
it removes danger of fire otter iron.
ing.
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