HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Seaforth News, 1953-07-16, Page 7I
The Case Of The Sick
Lady -in -Waiting
Of all the scandals that have
plagued the Royal Family from
time to time, none has been
stranger than the affair of the
"naughty" lady-in-waiting.
In 1939, the lovely Lady Flora
Hastings, eldest daughter of the
Marquess of Hastings, returned to
Buckingham Palace from a holt-
day feeling none the better for
The change.
On the contrary, she noticed a
constant nagging pain in her side
and found she, could scarcely
buckle her waistbelt, so greatly
Was her stomach distended, To
her uncle she wrote with light
heart of these "agreeable accom-
paniments," of "bilious derange-
ment" . but she quietly de
termined to consult Sir James
• Clark, the Court physician,
He looked grave and, indeed, el
little startled as he bent over
Lady Flora, "He either did not
pay much attention to my ail-
ments or did not quite under-
etand them," she wrote after-
wards,
Malicious Gossip
"You are thirty-three year's of
age?" he murmured, "You are—
ahem—unmarried?"
Lady Flora told him this was
so. Sir James prescribed medi-
eine but said little more, He has
however privately come to the
conclusion that his patient was
an expectant mother, though he
did not tell her as much. Instead
with deplorable lack of medical
etiquette, he mentioned his sus-
picions to one of the Ladies of
•the Bedchamber:
Unwittingly, the innocent Lady
.Flora had made herself a shock -
Centre for all the conspiring ri-
valries that circled about the
Queenundercurrents that had
reduced the Royal Household, in
the words •of a candid male cour-
tier, to "a nest of spitting cats,'
Nineteen -year-old Victoria had
about her at that time eight La-
dies of the Bedchamber, eight
Women of the Bedchamber and
eight Maids of Honour, whose
rota duty it was to attend the
Queen, sit near her at meals and
;help to amuse her. They were
:mostly so pretty that they were
Closet — Just to be sure, this
';edge uses o magnifying glass
to check scores in the three -
cloy shuffleboard competition.
always keying to ge t ncarried,
0 continuous sour.'(of annoy
ince to the Queen,
Nothing to Confess
Moreover, the Ladies of the
1Sedcltamber were at that time a
political appointment, a point of
sore indignation to the Queen•
who did not relish changing her
companions with every Cabinet
change in Downing Street. Lady
Flora was lady-in-waiting to the
Queen's mother, the Duchess of
Kent, with whom the self-willed
Victoria was often at odds. Thus,
most of the Queen's ladies and
the unlucky Flora were in oppo
site camps.
Swiftly Mlle tittle-tattle ran
round from Lady Portman to
Lady Tavistock, till finally it
reached the ears al' the Queen
herself, Here was scandal'incleed
—the possibility of an unmarrie8
mother at Court.
Unluckily, the Queen hersell.
youthful and inexperienced,
seemed all too willing to lend•
credence to the tale. Perhaps it
gave her an opportunity of scor-
ing off dear Mama. At all costs
the wicked Lady Flora would
have to be sacked, though her
dismissal presented awkward po
litical implications.
"But perhaps she is married in
secret?" an adviser suggested.
This was indeed a possibility.
Sir James Clark himself was at.
once sent to Lady Flora to dis-
cover the truth. We can imagine
her astonishment as she listened
to the suggestion that she was
perhaps privately married or at
least ought to be.
The doctor exhorted her to
confess as the only means 01 sav-
ing her character. Lady Flora
denied that there was anything
to confess, The truth was that,
thanks to glasses of porter and
open-air walks, her health was
improved and the troublesome
swelling subsided,
Palace in Uproar
But by now Buckingham Pal-
ace was in an uproar. The Queen
decided that Lady Flora could
not be permitted to continue het
duties until she submitted to a
medical examination. The Duchess
of Kent and Flora's friends re-
garded this as an insult. Disas-
trously, however, the news of the
affair spread far beyond the Pal-
ace confines, Soon the whole
country was arguing whether
Lady Flora was guilty or not.
To remove the stigma from her
name, Flora had no choice. "I
felt it right," she wrote to her
family, "that a point-blank re-
futation should be instantly giv-
en to the lie and I submitted
myself to the most rigid examin-
ation."
Within the hour she had the
satisfaction of possessing a eer-
tificate, signed by her accuser,
Sir James Clark, and also by Sir
Charles Clark, stating that "there
are no grounds for believing
pregnancy does exist, or ever has
existed."
Her vindication could not have
been more complete. The lady-
in-waiting told her relatives that
she had no wish for revenge on
those who had insulted her. The
Queen wept as she took her back
into favour . , but Lady Flora
could not resist the rebuke .
"1 ant the first and I true! i shall
n
Aei nal Side Car—Covered with a plastic hood, this wounded
soldier it being readied for a trip to a rear area somewhere in
Korea. Stretchers'fit into specially constructed side attachments
of he helicopter and ride the air comfortably. This casualty
victim is receiving blood ,plasma before making the trip.
Weighs 4Q2 at 15—Because his weight of 402 pounds wears him
down in a hurry, 15 -year-old Billy Greenwell of Clermont, Ky.,
sits and watches television instead of playing his favorite game
—roaming the hills of Bullitt county being a "cowboy," armed
with two pistols. When he does play cowboy he wears his guns
strapped to two combined belts which encircle his 60 -inch waist.
Billy. who weight 9'i pounds at birth, began his unusual growth
at the age of three after he had whooping cough.
be the last Hastings to be treated
so by their Sovereign."
Sir James was dismissed from
the service of some of his pa-
tients, but unfortunately he still
remained Physician to the Queen.
Coupled with her refusal to dis-
miss the ringleaders of the slam-
.derous campaign, this caused
much adverse comment.
But the whispers brimmed tc
open anger with the tragic se-
quel Three months later a State
ball was postponed on account
of Lady Flora's illness. Within a
week a State banquet was can-
celled and the nation was elec-
trified at the news that Lady
Flora Hastings was dead.
5 Physicians' Evidence
This time her family demand-
ed a post-mortem to clear her
name and five eminent doctors
reported that she had died from
enlargement of the liver. So stern
was public opinion against the
young Queen that she had to re•
main in her Palace for tear of
scenes.
For that reason, too, Lady
Flora's funeral cortege actually
left the Palace at four in the
morning. But even at that hour
vast throngs bowed their heads
along the route. As a mark of
respect the Queen sent her car-
riage to follow the procession ...
and indignantly the crowds un-
harnessed the horses and left it
standing.
The following year Queen Vic-
toria dismissed all the Ladies of
the Household save two. She had
learned that when a Queen makes
mistakes the shadows they may
leave are long. From "Tit -Bits."
The
Incredible Gabor Sisters and Mother
"Ail my life," said Mrs. Julie
Gabor, "I have had one ambition
—to get the best for my girls ir,
every way.
11 you count success in riches
and fame, then Mrs. Gabor has
done very well for the girls—
and very well for herself. The
three young Gabors—Eva, Mag
da, and Zza Zza—share with their
mother the natural talents of wit
and beauty which have made
them one of the most fascinating
families in the world.
"I'll Wait For You"
The story of the whole family
is probably best told by the case
of Zza Zza, who will be known
to you for her acting, her contin-
ual marital tangles, and her lack
of tact regarding other women.
She has been married three
times. At 14, when she won a
nation - wide beauty contest in
her native Hungary, she met
Turkish diplomatist Burhan
Beige. As soon as he saw her
he said: "I'll wait for you if
you'll wait for me. I should like
to marry you when you grow
up."
Three years later Zza Zza
phoned him to accept. "He was
handsome and wealthy, and we
had four wonderful years to-
gether," she said. "We didn't
fik;ht much, and he taught me a
great deal"
Then came divorce and the
Second World War. Zza Zza 'was
stranded in Budapest with not],
ing except a few pieces of jewel-
lery and eight trunks full of beau
tiful clothes.
She Worildn't Spy
"Mama taught us how to loan
dle men, and I guess that is what
brought me through Europe
safely," she once said. Zza Zza
and her sisters credit their mo-
ther with teaching them every
thing they know, and preparing
them for every contingency. Mrs
Gabor considers herself especially
an expert on the subject of Men.
When Zza Zza reached Bel.
grade she was invited to become
a spy, hut of Course, refused,
During the course of her flight
from Europe Zza Zza sold the
same string of pearls to three
different gentlemen. This was
nothing fraudulent, for in each
ease the gentlemen .r•eturued the
jewels to her, explaining that •
they couldn't bear to see her
without theta,
,
When she arrived in Helly•
wood Zza Zza found her sister,
Eva, already there, married to a
wealthy man and with a film
contract, Zza Zza herself refused
to accept a contract at first. In-
stead, she married a multi -mil-
lionaire hotel magnate.
Four years later Zza Zza's se-
cond marriage was dissolved. but
she was considerably richer and
still bubbling with the joy of
living.
By this time Mrs. Gabor and
Magda had arrived in America
and set up a cosmetic and jewel.
lery business in the most fash-
ionable part of New York.
Even then the family was do-
ing nicely. Now Mrs. Gabor owns
the whole building in which her
shop is housed, and both she and
Magda have handsome balance°
in their banks.
In 1949 Zza Zza was married
for the third time, to British actor.
George Sanders. "I adore mar-
riage; men are wild about me,"
she said.
The quarrels between Zza Zza
and Sanders have been frequent
and colourful, but somehow
there is always an °lenient of
humour in them. It began when
Zza Zza refused to appear in a
They Said He Was Cray
But Henry, Fooled Thea AH
lie's crazy!" That was an
opinion you would have heard
freely and loudly and luridly ex-
pressed by business men if you
had lived in Detroit in 1914. For
in that year a man—he was said
to have wheels in his head --de-
cided to double the daily wage
he paid to his workpeople.
This unusual decision nearly
drove other employers in Detroit
off their heads. In tact, several
shut up shop, saying that they
could not compete with a man
who was destroying the labour
market. Doubling wagest "He's
crazy!" That what they said.
And they meant it.
But Henry Ford was nut crazy.
"1'he right wage," he maintain-
ed, "is the highest wage the em-
ployer can steadily pay." He
could pay all right. His Model
T car was popular all over the
United States. He wanted to
increase the output—not for his
personal gain—but to prove his
own beliefs about life,
"We need have no slumps in
business," he once declared. "We
need never have unemployment.
Our recipe for hard times is to
lower prices and increase wages,"
And about wages he argues
that nobody knew what was a
right wage because the world
had never approached industry
with the wages motive—from the
angle of seeing how high wages
may be—and "until it has we
shall not know much about
wages." Ford argued that wages
must be regarded as purchasing
power. In other words, business
depends on people who are able
to buy and pay.
Million a Year
The result of Ford's revolu-
tionary attitude to wages was
that nearly every employee in
the Ford factories owned his own
car — a Ford, of course! — and
were consequently in s o an e
measure responsible for increas-
ing the output and sale of Ford
ears.
Ford had started his motor -ear
business without any money of
his own. But because he was
known to be a very good en-
gineer, twelve people decided to
risk a little of their capital to
help him start his own factory.
The raised, between them,
twenty-eight thousand dollars,
and not one of them ever had
genuine cause to regret it. Five
of the original backers sold out;
the seven who rerhained all be-
came millionaires.
In twenty years Ford sold a
million cars, but because he per-
sisted in putting money back in-
to the business, because he con-
stantly enlarged his factories,
devised new and more efficient
methods of production, he turn-
ed out four million cars in the
next six years, five million cars
skit with him en a radio pro-
gramme.
"I am his wife," she said. "I
won't have him talk that way to
me, not even in a script" One
line in the sketch had Sanders
saying that he hadn't been able
to get a word in since she said
"Yes:
Anyway, they separated, and
Zza Zza declared: "I'm through
with love ... I don't want to see
him any more," But a little while
later they were back together,
"My astrologer," announced
Zza Zza, "showed me a chart
proving that the entire world
would be destroyed by an atom
bomb within the year. So I de-
cided that as long as we're going
to be around only a short time,
I might as well take George
back."
The Prettiest
When her mother was asked
to describe Zza Zza, she said'
"She is my prettiest. She is ter-
ribly witty, with a mind like a
man, and she commands respect
for her brains as well as her
beauty. I taught her well."
With that you might sum up
the whole fainly. Beautiful,
charming, witty—and yet never
quite serious. For. them, life is a
game. And more than a game,
it is a joke.
in the next three years, and
eventually achieved the colossal
output of two million ears per
year.
Perhaps the most striking of
his factory innovations was the
eonveyor belt. Before he thought
up the moving assembly line,
a car in course of being made
was stationary -- workmen came
to the ear, adding a nut here, a
mudguard there, and so on,
"Which is Slave?"
Ford changed all that. Hr
made it possible for the car to
go to the workman. On an end-
less belt the car started from
scratch. It passed along a lane
of workmen. As it passed each
man, the car got a nut here, it
bolt there, a mudguard—and so
on. Manpower was saved. Waste
energy was reduced. Time was
saved. As Ford said: "From
waste there can be no salvage."
He believed that the real pur-
pose of industry was to multi-
ply 'and cheapen things that
satisfy human needs. He cer-
tainly lived up to that belief
when he mass-produced his cars
so successfully that he could af-
ford to increase wages and de-
crease the purchase price of a
Ford car.
He began to multiply wealth in
a way which frightened other
manufacturers, and he made it
possible for anybody to own a
car,
"The less the machine requires
of the worker in the way of
skill," he argued, "the more it
demands of him in the way of
obedience," And when you put
thousands of machines side by
side with, perhaps, only one man
to look after each machine to see
that the material is delivered.
then "You have mass produc-
tion."
At the same time you have
this question to consider: Which
is the slave—man or machine?
That question didn't worry
Ford. "The man" — like the
machine — "must be an automa-
ton, too" because he thought that
a man will work fewer hours and
will therefore exert himself to
produce more. "As a result, he
will make more money and have
more time to use it at play."
Ford did not believe in that
Amer=ican expression the "glad
hand," or the personal touch.
As far as he was concerned, a
man did his work and went home.
It may sound inhuman, but
Ford's workers didn't mind: they
worked hard for few hours and
high pay. And then went home
—to live their own way and en-
joy the fruits of their labours.
"Able to Buy"
They knew Ford's view that
the only source of profit was
work. And not only hard work,
but work well done, and that one
of his maxims was that "the
whole business depends on peo-
ple who are able to buy and pay
the benefit belongs to the
public,"
Ford believed that men work-
ing with their hands could never
equal the mass production re-
sults obtained from machines,
nor could men earn high wages
without machines. "A million
men working with their hands."
he declared, "could never ap-
proximate our daily output. And
even if they could, how could
you manage a million men?"
If Ford had ever worked under
a Haig, or Foch, or a Montgom-
ery, or an Eisenhower, he might
have found the answer!
lie Hated Waste
But he had no experience of
lsrmy life and warfare. War was
waste—and he hated waste. Dur-
ing the 1914-18 war he was de-
luded by friends—and himself—
by the idea that he could argue
the warring nations into seeing
the futility of war. His famous
"Peace Ship," with Ford on
board, sailed for Europe. His
mission was a fiasco, and Ford
was ridiculed all over the world.
But when he declared that
there were "two things men
grow tired of—meaningless pov-
erty and meaningless prosper-
ity," he was talking sense.
Vatican Disapproves—These drawings of the Stations of the Cross, by artist Rudolf Szyzskowilz,
have been condemned by the Vatican as "too modern" to conform with the "point of view
of the church." Szyzskowitz, a devout Catholic and leader of Austria's abstract school of art,
had done the drawings for the Chapel of the Holy Cross in Graz, Austria.