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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Seaforth News, 1943-11-25, Page 3SOGGY IT .A. eouple of reasons the going's tough in Italy are the bridgeless fivers and muddy roads encountered in the chase after the Germans. But rugged jeeps manage to conquer each obstacle with their usual facility. Have You Heard? Simpson was relating his experi- ences In India. "I was taking' my tlaual morning dip when I spotted three gladiators making for me, 0o I had to swine for my dear life!" "You mean navigators—some- thing like a crocodile?" interposed Johnson. "Well, what are gladiators?" "Gladiators? Wihy, they're a sort of flower grown from bulbs." —0— Stern Parent: "Now, Willie, I'd like to go through a whole day without once scolding oi' punishing you." - Willie: "Well, mummy, you NEW RICHES frorn famous COBALT MINES famous Cobalt mines now under the Bingle central- ised control of Silence Mining & Smelting Corpor- ation. An effic- ient profit-making twill. Now in pro- dnetion„and malt- ing money. Read the amazing story why present offer of sharee at only $0.60 represents rare speculative opportunity f o r today's Investor. No obligation. W. G. E. Hepburn J. Co., 46 Richmond St. West, Toronto 1 ' Send me booklet giving inform- ation about Silence Mining & Smolt- kng. Corporation. NAME ADDRESS have my consent," —0— Two modern. little girls, on their way home from Sunday School, were solemnly discussing the les - eon. "Do you believe there is a devil?" asked oue. "No," replied the otiler promptly, "It's like Santa Claus; it's your father." —0— Wife; "When 1 married you I didn't think you were a cow- ard. I thought you were a brave man." husband; "So did everybody else." —0— Proprietor of Boardinghouse (at dinner table): "Remember, ladies and gentlemen, in these rationed times we should put a bridle on our appetites." Voice from the End of the Table: "Id rather put a bit in my mouth." —0 - "My husband says I Took ten years younger In this hatl" "How old are you?" "Th i rty." "I mean without the hat" —o— A Quaker, whilst taking a walk, was accosted by a tramp. i"Guv'nor," said the wanderer, "This ain't the road to London, is it?" "Friend," quoth the Quaker, "first thou tallest a lie, and then thou asketh a question. This' is the road to London." —0— Wife: "How did you like the WAC parade, dear?" Colonel: "Marvelous. Five thousand woman and not a slip showing." Canada To Receive 19,555 U.S. Tractors Rep. H. Carl Andersen, of Minnesota has accused the war production board of allotting more farm tractors per capita to Canada for 195:4 than to the U.S. W. K. Frank, of W.P.B.,. last week told a meeting of farm state congressmen that 155,700 farm tractors have been allocated to 17.5, fanners for 1944 and 19,565 to Canada. Fruit, Vegetable Supply Assured The Prices Board announced recently a program alined at es- suring Canadian consumers of a "reasonable" supply of , staple fresh fruits and vegetables this winter. It said it was hoped the pro- gram, already under way in co- operation with all sections of the trade, would assure go adequate supply, fair distribution and rea- sonable prices of all staple fruits .and, vegetables of both domestic and imported origin, r Tho board noted that prices ceilings already have been an- nounced for potatoes, onions, turnips, peaches, pear';, plums, grapes, citrus fruite and bananas. To we with the problems in eo-operation with the trade the board hr.g rcorEani!:ed the War- time Food Corporation, a Crown INTEWGENT INVESTING Requires Expert Advice ,Know when to buy stocks --- when to sell and take profits —what to buy—how to pro- tect your holdings—and what to hold for permanent invest- ment. Our weekly Market and News Commentary would help you to reach decisions satisfactorily, by keeping you constantly in- formed on market action and matters influencing share movements and prices. Mailed free on request. McMACKEN & REID Ineeetment Seeerttlee Tenth Floor, Concourse Bldg. Toronto, Canada — LSE THIS COTTON — — -- Meltlaolten & Reid, 1051, Floor, Concourse bldg„ Toronto, Ont. Kindly enter my name on your Mailing Inst to receive your regular Market and News Commentaries, without charge. Name Address STOPPED QU!CI'LY :.;:§ •`,.�� altnemaJ'+skas $t•[aR! askksoliettromllc6let �, 164oNet ellomtay tuutodtklntrouhhs ,�r , 53 BoXlo, el drusalat. provoe 11 or money b.& RECTAL SORENESS AND PILE TORTURE QUICKLY RELIEVED If you are troubled with itching piles or rectal soreness, do not delay treatment and run the risk of letting this condition become chronic. Any itching or soreness or painful paso- age of stool is nature's warning and proper treatment should be secured at once. For this purpose get a package of Ham -Hold from any druggist and use as directed. This formula which is used internally is a small, easy to take tablet, will quickly relieve the itching and soreness and ald In healing the sore tender spots. Hem -Hold is pleasant to use, 1s highly recommended and it seems - the height of folly for any oue to risk a painful and chronic pile condition when -such a fine remedy may be had at such a small cost- lf You try Hem -Raid and are hot entirely pleased with the results, your druggist will gladly return your money. Relieves distress from MONTHLY LE WEAK\" ESS Lydia E. Pinklram's Vegetable Compound Rot only helps relieve monthly etoitufeelings-due func- tional disturbanceeIt helps build up cult dayse"against Made in distress f ��d1H1- FORTRESS FIREPOWER Here's why "13" is hard lticlt for the German Luftwaffe and *tier aerial enemies of the Allies. The photo -diagram above shows graphically, for the first time, the thirteen .50 -calibre machine gunsin pand (2), in the new "chin" which give the Boeing B -17G Flying Fortress its terrific firepower. Guns (1) 41er and navigator to ward off frontal ettacks.turret, and guns (3) and (4) are used by bomber ter in the power'turret, against frontal, lateral and Guns (5) and (6) are manned by the first engin ear attacks. Gun (7) is manned by the first radiooperator against enemies conning in from above, tine 8) olid (9)t in the spectacular ball turret, are used by the lsecond radioahse cond oagaitea d ( lane. Waist guns (10) and (11) are served by ,engineer cks #font operator to the fight off rear p hacks while the photographer and tail gunnel f g t first .`Adie operator to ward off lateral a attacks with guns (12) and (18). FL"YIN( JEEP AMPS LI RATOR Smallest and largest Army planes are caught In one camera shot as a Flying Jeep hedgehops over R four -motored Liberator at San Diego, Calif. Tiny L -5's weigh 2,100 pounde,, have 34 -foot wing• spall and aro used in observation for artillery, tanks and infantry. company organirea 18 months ago to handle any necessary Gov- ernment purchasing and distribu- tion of foods. It will deal espe- cially with problems of imported fruits and vegetables. As a first step, an Order -in - Council has been passed placing all imports of fresh fruits and vegetables under import permit. For the time being, a general per- mit is being issued authorising the trade to carry on as usual and without the ,necessity of ob. taining specific permits for indi- vidual shiptnents. You can obtain a divorce in Nevada, U. S. A., after six weeks' residence, but it takes six months to get a fishing license. Roil your owners! Go for Ogden's Snowshoes were the accepted winter footwear for old-timers in the West , . . Ogden's was their accepted smoke alt the year round. Follow their example. You'll find it's not just another tobacco but a distinctive blend worthy of its famous name, Ogden's quality ;For pipe smokers, too, in Ogden's Cut Plug CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS AnToCLES WANTED HIGHEST PRICES PAID FOR Cornets, Trumpets, Clarinets, Saxophones etc. Shelton -Sher- wood Co. Ltd., 355A Yonge St, Toronto, Ont.. AUTU01 UUILES---Us1D USED CARS WITH GOOD TIRES. Sae us first. Mount Pleasant Mo- tors Limited, Used Car Lot at 2040 Yonge Street; Head Office, 682 Mount Pleasant Road, To- ronto. Telephone HY, 2181. BABY CRICKS TUU 1,£'175 — TUU LATE NEXT 51-1t1E:4 DON'T LET IT BE Said "too late." Sentl for our price list and order your baby chicks now. tine dollar hooka your order. Goddard Chick Hatchery, Britan- nia Heights, Ont. PULLETS FOR IMMEDIATE 01:1 - livery 14 weeps up to laying:. Ask dor our epeelally low prices on 14, 16 and 18 weak old White Leg» horn pullets. Also have Barred RocksRocks Hybrids and other breeds.' Also , hatched day old chicks. Free catalogue. Tweddle Chick Hatcheries Limited, Fergus, Ont. HAVE YOU OUR PRICEIJST? WE are hatching to order and If you want chicles for this year or early next, pleaselet's have your order soon. We still have a few laying pullets for immediate delivery. Bray Iltachery, 130 John Sb N., Hamilton, One DULLS I•'OR. SALE JERSEY BULLS READY VOR 01512 - vice. Two class A" bulls, excel- lent pedigrees; price 3100. Max- welton Farm, St, Anne do Belle- vue, Que, CATTLE Ir0It SALE. SHORTHORN BULL 17 MONTHS, younger 1,bulls,0.Jac oow 5 ne Plarri2 s heifer.ear ton, Ontario. 15811L5 F011 SALE DUAL PURPOSE SHORTHORNS. Bulls fit for service, younger bulls andbull calves. Thrifty, good size and bone, high produc- tion choice quality. Ross Martin- dale, Caledonia, Out. HELI! WANTED W AN TED, IMMEDIATELY, A housekeeper for farm home. Apply G. Popper, Hensell. HDRBS HERBAL REMEDIES. WRITE FOR Free Catalog, Forty years' exper- ience. Nowell's Herbal Labor- atory, 18 Nest Hastings Street, Vancouver, 13.C. PULLETS PULLETS, EIGHT HUNDRED, bred to lay, White Leghorn pul- lets. June hatched, excellent tee- ing strain, 01,25. Rawlins' Feed Titlsonburg, Ontario. DYEING S Uid3ANIN(I HAVE Yln1 ANY'1HINV NEEDS dyeing or cleaning? Write to us for Information. We are glad to answer yOur questions. Depart. mens H. l'erice)'e Dye Works Limited. 101 Yonge Street, To- route o- ronle ELECpRtICA1, EQUIPMENT ELECTRIC MO'roltS NAW, 05ED, bought, sold, rebuilt; belt a, pulleys, brushes. Alien Electric Company Ltd„ 2326 Dufferin St., Toronto. FARMS 5010 SALE .TOWNSHIP OF WILLIAMS16URG-- Canoeaster' 7, contains 200 acres about 170 cleared, 30 acres bush, mostly hardWood, atune house, frame tool shed, driving shed and implement house, stable, barn. Ap- ply Mrs. M. VV. Locke, Wlilinma- burg. 335,000 DA11tY FARM, OTTAWA district, fully equipped, large Jersey herd, two houses, year round water supply. P.O. fax 544, Ottawa. FAUIIIS WANTED WILL MAKE SUBSTANT)AL CASH payment on suitable farm. Mod- ern buildings and conveniences preferred, Box 50, 73 Adelaide St. W., T01.0nt0, Canada. xOit 9ALT0 REG„ 'YORKSHIRE 2 BOARS AND several cove from prize-whtOIOS stock. Reg. Lincoln Ram aud ewe Lambe. Write for prices to Erneet Ford, R. No. 3, Dutton, Out. MACHINERY 'Olt. SALE ONl6 20.26 (11600(015 W111TI!1 TRAC• (ion limine, high pressure boiler 3.460. Also :me eawframr and car- riage 51110, Parley Stratford, Oak- land, Ont. CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS FOOT SALM BAUMIIIEI.A FOOT BALM destroys offenaive oder instantly, 46o bottle Ottawa agent, Denman Drug Store, Ottawa. HAIR GOODS Only firm in Canada manufacturing ladies' and gentlemen's hair goods exclusively. Write us for particu- lars. WHITE'S HAIR GOODS 20S Yonge St„ Toronto, Ontario HAIRDRESSING SCHOOL Lel A RN ISAIHDRESSINO THE Robertson method. information on request regarding classes, Robertson's Hairdressing Acad- emy, 137 Avenue Road. Toronto. FOR SALE DAIRY EQUIPMENT,PASTEURIZ- er, eto., capacity four hundred quarts. Further pOntario. r, Pat terson Bros., QUILTING PATCHES FROM MEN'S suitings and remnants for all purposes. Ladies, Boys' and Melee Wear. Louis Rice, 361 Spadina Avenue, Toronto. HOME FOR AGED ELDER L I ES (COMFORTABLE Home. Plenty home grown food. Tulin Hanniiggan wH. omeanFor lrThe Aged, R.R. No. 3, Woodbridge. I110LP WANTED MARRIED MANt tarta O UPTONiagara DA e Boulevard, yearly employment, geummerdenpot ood p woateod and e�garHydro. Please state nationality, age, farming experience, size of fam- ily and wages expected. C. How- ard Fisher S. Sons, Queenston, Ont. AP from youngS women with good education, to enter the School for Nurses, Toronto East General Hospital. Limited vacancies in class now commencing. Apply Toronto bast General Hospital, Coxwell at Sammon Ave., To- ronto 6, Ontario. MIDDLE-AGED MAN, SINGLE OR widower, who requires a good hone, to work on farm. Box 98, 73. Adelaide St. W.Toront°._ ROUSES FOR SALE 320,000, FINE OLD OTTAWA RESI- dance 15 rooms, easily converted, oil heated, exceptional. P.O. Box 644, Ottawa, hM U SICA \V A'V P'5llUMENT9 BAND AND ORCHESTRA INSTRU- ments, Plano Accordions, etc.. may be turned into ready cash. Send details and price to Whaley Royce & Company, 310 Yonge St., Te canto 1, Ontario. _• PATENTS— FET131'1RSTONI4AUtiH & CUMFANY Patent Solicitors. Established 18044, 14 icing West, Toronto. Booklet of Information on re- quest. - - 1'111trl'0Ii It A PLAY CHRISTMAS CARDS FROM YOUR OWN SNAPSHOTS Your negatives make the must dia. tino1ve Christmee Cards you can • get—cards that your frtende 5411 treasure particularly friends on active service. Select your favourite negatives and send to us. We'll rettnn12 attractive, embossed gleet-. Ing cards with pictures printed on and envelopes for mailing—all for 60o. Order early. (2 Photos on Calendars for 260.) STAR SNAPSHOT SERVICE Dos 1211, Postal 'Venninnl A, Toronto A customer at Berwick, N,S., writes us: 1 received the beautiful Christ- mas cards which you printed from my own negatives, and I want you to know how pleased I am With yourwonderful work and prompt eervloe, 1 will be a regular custom- er of Star Snapshot Service from now on." Any 8izo Roll -0 or "s Exposures, DEVELOPED AND PRINTED 225 3 MOUNTED II6N1,ARGk1aIEN'I'S 265 Size 4 x 6" iYLo o Beautiful Easel You esti have enlargements colour- ed by hand for u small. additional chao. I'rnr5nred l4ninrge,uente 4" x 6", on Ivory tint mounts, it' frames 7" x tl", Burnished Gold or Silver, CFrcasslan Walnut or tJlauk Ebony fhtlah 611c; Priilt 'lou sane uudiutddr04a plain- ly on all orders. ._ MAIL YOUR FILMIS TO I M1 1611111, P4.111 0, .tLI'rS', worriee and tot lefnet ur 8 exposure film, 2 replLlto S ror•. 25e. Imperial t'hnto 015'vi e, Sta- tion 3. Tot onto, CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS DETECT!VE 110 0 108 11 BECOME A D1TECTIVIJ -• MEN and women over 11. wanted to learn Detective work, secret sere. ice. Easy course by mall, write for free information, M. Julien, Box 25, Station T,, Montreal. LEARN TO DANCE LEARN TO DANCE. WALTZ, FOX Trot, Rhumba. Latest &tees with Diagrams 85o. E. Lawrence, 73 West Street, Halifax -N.5,,_ L vne'roC1i von SALE GUERNSEY C O W 5, HEIFERS butte. 11.0.2. tested by testetd bulls. Pure bred, accredited, Bungs free. Foremost line stock. Glen. orchy Farm, Richmond Hill, Ont. 303008INEIIY v AN'5ED ACETYLENE WELDING AND CUTTING OUTFIT Lathe 18" to 24" swing x 10' Bed. .6.1r Dr111 and Hammer. Rotary, Sheet Metal Shears. Iron Planet Shaper. A. Eborsol, Milverton, Ont. 511D1UAL STOP ITCHING TORTURES VF eczema paorlasie, ringworm, ath- lete's foot and other skin irrlta- tlons with E11k's Ointment No. 5, prescription of noted shin spec- ialist. Itch relieved promptly, Skin healed quickly or money re. funded. 81.00, $2.00. Mall enders filled prolnptly. Order today from Elik's Medicine Co., Dept. 20, Box 234, Saskatoon. Vila/SAN TABLETS FOR VI1f; Vigour, Vitality. Satisfaction guaranteed or money refunded. 721ltniialn. Montreal. atreal. Products, 22ltit BITTER HERBS TONIC, CORRECTS disorders of stomach, liver, kid- neys. id- ment, bowels. Dollars; threehmonths. Vire Dollars. elemedies,oge Street, Toronto. IT'S PROVEN—EVERY SUFFER- er of Rheumatic Pains or Near. Sold should Munro Dixon's Drug eStoi e, 556 Elgin, Ottawa. Postpaid $1,00 OFFER. TO 1NVb1NTO0LS AN OFFER TU EVERY LNVENTOR List of inventions and full infor- mation sent free. The Ramsay, Co., i3Ba11i1 Setreet1POttawa (Canada. PERSONAL 120 WAYS TU HAKE 141)NEY AT home in spare time, 5 dullars a day, booklet of 1.24 pages ono dollar postpaid. Mike Lgnash, 145 elargueretta Ave., Toronto 4. out. "ELIJAH COMING BEleGitE Christ', wonderful book tree. Megiddo .Mission, Rochester 11, N.Y. ItllIOVMATIC. PAINS SATISFY YOURSELF —EVERY sufferer of Rheumatic Pains or Neuritis should try Dixon's Iteut- edy. Sold only Munro'm l triig Store, 335 Elgin, Ottawa, Poet - paid 31,00. RAW le lits WANTED ONE SKIN OR THOUSANDS - 1T ,'ill pay you to ehip to Ontario's rattclter-owned b'ur Co-operative to receive the highest market price, Write for shipping tags and advice forme. Ontario Fur Farm- ers' Co-operative, Limited, 50 Yorkville Street, Toronto. - Ptll'1'IES FOR. SA1.10 FOR SALE — COCKER SPANIEL oelo,direittmn,5 and fmuedsand blacks, best pedigreed stock, many champion ancestors. Apply to Keith Vim Uusen, Pietas, Ont, TRACTORS FOR SALE }_ JOHN DEERE 110111:L 13 It. TRAC- tor on rubber; John 1leere. Model D on steel; Venison Treeto' on rubber all first :gess condition. American 8uperater Salts, Clodor- Ick, nut:u•io.. 'PA1'r/WU1001 STOMACH AND T131/EAU WORMS often are the enuso of ill -health Ut humane all ages. No ons im- mune! Why not find out if tuffs is your trouble? interestioe oar- tieuli,, —Free! Write Muivetwy's Remedies. Sr,eelallsts. Toronto 3, Diu. Ilitulllilluna coal reserves 1tr9' st ffiticnt for 3,000 years, it is claimed.