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Or, The Adventures of Captain Fraser
Spring Cleaning. foods; it forms a part of all tissues
Housecleaning tine looms up again and is the important factor in the'
and the housewife has visions of blood stream. It is present in large
change and improvement in the home, amount in all body fluids. It ear -
Before the cleaning -campaign he- ries nourishment to the blood and re -
gins it is well to take stock and see gulntes the bodily process of elimina-
just what are the resources and the tion,
possibilities of tho home and its
furnishings; and right here we would Valtle Foo
advise the housewife to begin at the F kingof peopFishle oes d.f tall lasses--
MEWING MIN AIRMEN,
Clever Device Employed by I''reiteh to
Deeelve German Air Scouts,
Although enemy airmen rarely ven-
ter° over the pettish or French lines
nowadays, they comp .occasionally, Yet
it is• highly doubtful if the inform a-
tionoy Choy obtain is worth the risks
ahrun,
The French in particular have or-
ganized an elaborate system of deceit
for the prying Taube, Hundreds of
artists are employed in painting gi-
gentle pieces of sconery, all of natural
size and color. These are emnlingly
arranged behind the lines—churches,
towers, villages, trains, so deftly de-
picted that from a height it is quite
impossible to distinguish them from
Write for Free copy of Furini-
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camp full of soldiers, while in reality
it is merely shelling lath and canvas,
ot• war rho real thin For motoreyeles there has been in -
front door or, better still, file front those who work with their heads as gr
„ate, and look her home over as if it well as those who work with their Thus a Hun battery may be induced vented a pump that automatically sills
belonged to another fancily. �i'e grow panda—lisp is an eeonomlCttl enures Of to waste expensive ammunition 011 a tire with air as a machine is run -
so accustomed to our awn things that energy to enable them to carry on what it is told by aerial observers is a ping,
we often fail to see their defects; bat their work and for children and young - • —tlr
not 'so with the belongings of our
mals thatit
re needed tot
enable them to
neighbor—dear me, nom We antes tho
other porsan's home with a critical eye , grow> healthy and strong.
CHAPTER •(Cont'd). they sat 101 the subdued light of the tel axe ready to condemn oa approve, Another rely important reason why
•'Popp presided over that meal, and cabin one evening. "Nethiug can be' benefit or become envious, according • fish should be generally used i; its
it
andthesubsequent walk to mise done If anything' could be done, II to our disposition and the circuit- easy digestibility. In this eonnee-
rover lodgings, are among Eraser's should have thought ,of it." I stances• A tour of inspection ulnler-' tion, however, it is important to note
dearest memories. He trod on air "Yes, that's what struck me," said , taken in an entirely impersonal mood: that, us in other food., she (iigestibil-
a.nd, the apartments having been ob-
t e e sit prat, u n u s y ant uu'rt rve value of fish largely
"I've Won that women's 'art;" said tercet, and the progressive housewife) depends on the cooking,
through the squalid roads by her side, h 1•Ul 1 i d of sly 11e roti to bring
cut some items of In it 1 t 't'
tained, sat on the arm of the arm- Captain Barber, miserably; - "in 'er; will take note of these, talk thane over
chair --the most comfortable .,.part-- anxiety to keep. me, the woman's' with her family aid make the changes,
apd listened to her plans. putur' has (banged: ' There's nothing Sometimes a room is improved by u
"And you won't go'. ave. -' without she wouldn't do to make sure of me," rearrangement of the furniture. Some -
letting me know?" he said,' as -he rose "It's understandable," saki Nibletts, times there is much to be gained by
to 'depart
->••Miss Tyrell shook .her head,, and "It's understandable," agreed Cap- changing the purpose of the room,
taro BarUnr, "but. it's m•kard. In-, Changes which snake for eonv
In buying fresh fish, see that the
eyes- are bright and prominent.," and
the flesh firm, not flabby.
Fish may be divided into two
classes, oily and non -oily. Of the
two oily. fish are the most nutritious;
they comprise such kinds as salmon,
Thele
to True Epoot may
This year, instead of buying new clothing and
household effects, let Parker restore those you
have already. Fou will gain iu every way.
We are specialists in
DYEING ,say ��i � > • �
DYE) NG and CLEANING
G
oat- ,/Cloves Gowns, Feathers, Lace Curtains, Illanlcets, Car -
het eyes smiled at him. kou know eta ul o' being a mld, amiable sort o'
I 'won't," she said softly I don't encs and comfort or show improve- trout, mackerel, herring and eels, anti et Cent's Clt]
w
„ t en.an ail smiles the seal c losing t t desirable d eel tl h the p o ung. R e are known throughout the
he. had quitted the gate kept it hospi- jealous woman. 1e told •e a -brae would be better laced in the
it was love of me as 'ad changed her,
p halibut, etc,, are non -oily fish; that is,
tablyy open. Fraser, with his head in attic where it would not need frequent the oil is contained in the liver and is
a hitt, went back to the Swallow. ' '•Y ain't written to her, I. removed when the fish is dressed for
W.• _ dustier. 'Many a good frame holds a
sup -
cooking. They are thus more suit-
able for invalids, and people of weak
digestion, than the oily kinds.
In preparing fish for cooking it
should not be allowed to stand in wa-
ter for a long time. It spoils the
flavor, and the food substances are
likely to be dissolved.
Seabridge in broad daylight, xlule,„ s; • y' used, and washed taken necessary Hints ell Rrying Pish:—Thera atre
s e crap of i on a sun own, iii and she's Bono' all the tatlkxn Muc time is spent in t e lfc ten; it tlilee ways of preparing Fish for ry-
and saw a hidden meaning in every abo g should therefore be convenient and it milk
"Fine evening, oint, Banks," ptain i spokenut ito abt. out t, I s'pom the se?" you've y and, coat ng itgvitlin teparend floor;
met her. She refuted out is Captain t , e stores in its arrangement. The p
Barber that his refusal to dismiss Mr,1 Captain Barber nodded, stores where housekeeping goods are 3r•d, egging 0101(1 crumbing,
Green was a reflection upon her vera-: "Well, forget all about it, said Nib- sold should be visited at frequent in- dripping, lnrd, 01 ell can Uc used
city, and there was a strange light in setts, in an excited whisper. torvals. There is always something and should be smoking hot before the
her eyes and a strange hardening of Captain Barber looked at him pity- of interest to see. Many of the de- fish is put in, so as to harden the but-
ler mouth as the old man said that to ingly• vices are really labor-saving, some are side, thus preventing the fat from en -
comply with her request would be to 'What good'11 that (lo." he aslted not; but the ro essive woman will
reflect a on the polite seaman's vera- b orget the understanding, con- p tering into the fish, which would spoil
p 1 tinuecl 11ibletts, in a stage whisper, select those best suited to her require- the flavor anct make it indigestible.
city.
Her discomfiture was not lessened "foget everything—forget Captain rents. Only a small quantity should be fried
by the unbecoming behaviour of Flower's death, act as you acted just Above nll, let us see that the boys' ata time, As soon ass it is brown ed
her daughter, who, in some subtle afore lte went. People'll soon see as rooms are not made a dumping ground i both skies, drain on paper and place
manner, managed to convey that her you're strange in your manner, and' for misfits. It is a grave mistake to' of a hot dish, tillow the fat to cool
acceptance of her mother's version of I it put the news about as you've been imagine that the boy does not caro i a little, strain, and put it away for
the incident depended upon the way so affected by. the affair that your what sort of room he has. No mem- I fnture use.
she treated Mr. Frank Gibscn. It was memory's gone, ber of the family will appreciate more I Hints en Bailin Kish: Clean and
a hard matter to a woman of spirit, I was thinking of doing that the g
and a harder thing still, that those of other day myself, said Captain highly a pleasant room with suitable wash in plenty of calci tenter. Add a
ant tn, men in tae .e, ai t. an n ( stave the oil mingled a oug Dominion for our thorou
,She saw him to, the door, and' until me has changed 'er into a determined not bee sensine, Much of the brit- gii work.
' 1 Sl t i l me hots if 1 flesh. Iladdeek, Bake, pollocl., .md
CIHAPTER XVIII. ; features" into enyexpre.,sion of great meaningless picture, It is so easy
The prime result of Mrs Banks's i cunning' to get reproductions of the Lest in
nocturnal ramble with Mr. Willianx Captain Barber shook his head. "If art, that there is little excuse for poor•
Green was a feeling of great bitter- you'd think afore speaking, Nibletts," pictures nowadays. If the frames
ness against her old friend, Captain ,Le said, severely, "you'd know as pec- ore shabby, a little paint will do won-
rohn Barber, NIr. Green, despite her; pie don't write to each other when dens. Eliminate the cushion covers
protests, was etill a member of them they're in the'same'house." which are too good to he used, and re -
crew of the Foam, and walked about; The skipper apolopieed. "What I place them with covers which can be
mean to -ay is this," he said softs
h t forth 1 afterd She ]rasa t got your pronuse In writ h h 1.' I f
her neighbors who listened to her so- y furnishings, little salt to the water, this will help
count of the affair were firmly per- I hght th to clean it, and beep, the fish firm.
suaded that. she was setting her cap at d " pl i N'bl The Constituents of rood. Cod, haddock, mnekeral, whitefish, Captain Barber. I h k I k f , I g The five principal elements of food I salmon, etc., are best suited for boil- ,
To clear her character from this
imputation, and at the same time to
Barber, slowlyand untruthfully.
" thought you was from something
ing
you said," replied Nibletts.
" think spoke o it, or was p-
ing to," said Barber. necessary to maintain health are Pro- lin, Put the fish into warm water
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"You did say something," said Nib-, thins, Carbohydrates Fats, Minerals .with a little salt and vinegar, AI -
mark her sense of the captain's treat- setts. salts,and Water. t f gourd of actor Tells�'w®��' `����
moat of her, Mrs. Banks effected a wonder what Le the es The source of proteins are meat,
remarkable change of. front, and way to bogie," said Barber, regarding p fish, and fifteen minutes over, if large. Eyesight
�w
without giving him the slightest want- him attentively. I milk, cheese, butter, eggs, fish, grains ; Boil slowly. When cooked it should I Eyesles t 0 per n t In One
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10 and 20 -Ib Bags
Nib-:
You will like its
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Buy your sugar in these neat 2 or
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directly on your pantry shelves.
Just cut off the corner and pour
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,tic Sugar
comes also in 10 and 20 -Ib bags for house-
wives who like to buy in larger quantities
"The All -Purpose Sugar"
"I h t would best
low ten minutes or eachp
ing, set herself to help along his mar- Captain Nlblett s nerve failed him and legumes. Their chief use is tis- I have a creamy appearance, and come
riagge to Mrs. Church.
'She bantered him upon the subject
when she met him out, and, disre-
garding his wrathful embarrassment,
accused him in a loud `'voice of wear-
ing his tie in a love -knot. She also got to have a good memory to iemem- found chiefly in green vegetables,
called loam a turtle -dove.' Tha con- ber that you haven't got a memory.
"Say that ag'in,"said Captain Bar -grains and fruits. They are used to
going n awayecrimsonrhere, the indignationturtlnn her, breathingthickl i supply energy or power to do work,
going with y
and cooing wickedly. Captain Nibletts repeated it, and; To a small extent they build tissue.
Humbled by the terrors of his posi- Captain Barber, after clearing his; They also furnish heat
brain with a glass of spirits, bade him I The source of fats is in beef, lord,
a solemn good -night, and proceeded; chicken, and in olives, corn, peanut
slowly to his home. Tho door wee,: and cotton seed oil. Fats in the body
opened by Mrs. Church, and a hum of ! furnish a greater amount of heat than
voices from the front room indicated 1 starches, They are also used for
company. Captain Barber, hanging,
at the responsibility. I sue building, repairing waste, and I easily from the bones- Lift out care- , y,k stances
"It's your plan, Captain Barber," he; making muscle. They also supply fully, let drain, and place on a hot
said im1 and nobody can
pressrve
y, the same amount of heat as starches. dish. Serve with melted butter, .
tell a man like you how it should be! The source of carbohydrates is in !parsley, caper or anchovy sauce.
done. It wants acting, and you've starches and sugars, and they are 1 The water in which fish is boiled ;
should not be thrown away, for it can l
be used for soup stock and fish sauces I
and stews.
Meited Butter Sauce:—Ono and a
half ounces of butter melted in a
saucepan, stir in one ounce of flour,
add gradually ?i, pint fish stock, stir;
ami bring gently to a boil. Add a
pinch of salt and grated nutmeg. I
tion, the proud shipowner turned more
than ever to Captain Nibletts for com-
fort and sympathy, and it is but due to
that little man to say that anything
he could have done for his benefactor
would have given him the greatest de-
light. He spent much of his spare
time in devising means for his rescue,
all of which the old man listened to
with impatience and rejected with
contumely.
"It's no good, Nibletts," he said, as
Idigesti ra
and
iliousness
Indigestion, biliousness, head-
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eating, constipation, are all com-
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yon neglect them the more you
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Syrup if your stomach, liver, or
bowels are slightly deranged or
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his hat on a peg, entered the room to
discover Mrs. Banks and daughter, at-
tended by Mr, Gibson.
"Where's Fred?" he asked slowly,
as he took a seat,
"Who?" said Miss Banks, with a lit-
tle scream.
"Lawk-a-mussy, bless the man,"
said her mother. "I never did."
building tissue.
The source of mineral salts is prin-
cipally in green vegetables, veins,
milk, meats, eggs and fish. Salts are
used to regulate the body; they are
also needed for the formation of bone i
and teeth structure and in tissue
building.
"Not come in yet?" asked Barber, Water is the must necessary of all
looking round with a frightful stare, — -
"The Foam's up." "What 'Swan'?" inquired Captain
Barbee.
"The 'Swan Inn,'" said Mrs. 'Church
restraining her temper, but with dif-
ficult
The oonpany exchanged glances of
consternation.
'Why, is he alive?" inquired Mrs.
Church, sharply.
"Alivel" repeated Captain Barber. "Where is it?" said Uncle Barber,
"Why shouldn't he be? He was alive
yesterday, wasn't he?" with breezy freshness."Opposite the 'Thorne at the end of
i
There was a dead silell.,., and then the row," said Mrs. Church, slowly.
Captain Barber from beneath his "Well, what about it?" inquired
shaggy eyebrows observed with de- Captain Barber.
light that Gibson, tapping his fore- "Nothing," said Mrs. Church, sharp -
head significantly' gave - warning ly and proceeded to set supper,
glance at the others, while all four Captain Barber, hugging himself
sitting in a row watched anxiously for over his scheme watched her eagerly,
the first signs of acute mania, evincing a little bewilderment as she 1
I expected he's gone round after brought on a small, unappetising rind
you, my dear," said the w.ly Barber of cheese, bread, two glasses, and a
to Miss Banks. jug rof water. He checked himself
In the circumstances this was ver- just in time from asking for the cold
tainly cruel, and Gibson coughed con- fowl and bacon left from dinner, and
con-
fusedly drawing his chair to the table, eyed
the contents closely.
"Only bread and cheese?" he said,
somewhat peevishly,
"That's all," said Mrs. Church, smil-
ing; "bread and cheese and kisses."
Captain Barber tapped his forehead,
"What did we have for dinner?" he
asked, suddenly.
"Sausages," replied Mrs. Church,
blandly; "we ate them all."
A piece of Captain Barber's cheese
went the wrong way, and he poured
himself out some water and drank it
hurriedly. "Where's the beet•?" he
demanded.
"You've got the key of the cask,"
said the housekeeper,
Cpatain Barber, whose temper was
rising, denied it.
"I gave it to you this morning," said
Mrs, Church; "you were going to do
something to it, don't you know?
"I don't remember," said Uncle Bar..
ber, surlily.
(To be continued).
"I'll go and see," suid Miss Banks,
hurriedly; "come along, mother."
The two ladies, followed by Mr. Gib-
son, shook hands and withdrew hur-
riedly. Captain Barber, wondering
how to greet Mrs. Church after he had
let them out, fixed his eyes on the car-
pet and remained silent,
"Aren't you well?" inquired the
lady to ulerly.
"Well, ma'am?" repeated Uncle
Barber, with severity.
"Pda'am ?" said 1MIrs. Church, is
tones of tender reproach; "two hours
ago I was Laura. Have you been to
the 'Thorn'?"
"What 'Thorn'?" demanded Captain
Barber, who had decided to forget as
much as possible, as the only safe way,
"The 'Thorn Inn,'" said Mrs,
Church, iinpatiently,
"Where is it?" inquired Captain
Barber, ingenuously.
Mrs, Church looked at him with cleep
consideration, "Why, at the end of
the cottages, opposite the 'Swats."'
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vented? Pupil—It is prevented by
fascination. -
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SAYS GERMANS
STEAL IDEAS
T7UIIIR SUBMARINES MODELED
ON FRENCH LINES.
Germans Plagiarize the Ideas of
French amts Other Inventors -°
For Use in War.
Many have been the accusations
leveled at the Germans since the out-
break of this war to the effect that
they do not invent but simply adapt
the inventions of natives of other uoun-
trlos to their own uses, The latest
accusation of the kind is made by a
Frenchman regarding that pet weapon
of Germany, the submarine, Referring
to tile"olbntorslylo"- -the type of sub.
marine cootsirueted not only for use
beneath the water, but to a consldtir-
able degree on the surface ---Charles
Nordmann, wrlt'lfig in the Revue dee
Deux Moldos, declares that tho type
of submersible with whleh Ctotineny
has wrecked such havoc among the
vessels of her foes is brazenly coiled
Fronk French tnoclels,
114. Nordmann also points out in his
article that Admiral von Tirpftz and
Kaiser Wilhelm himself wero actively
opposed Mere the war to the de-
velopment of the submarine and con-
sdstontly advocated the building of ves-
aels to be used on the surface, liad
this not been the 0x50, says M. Nord-'
mann, Germany might have forged so
far ahead In the construction and use
of submarines that this naval weapoli
might have decided the present was'
In her favor, This provides some con-
solation to France, says the Purnell
writer, for her guilt in allowing liar
archenemy to plagiarize the ideas of
her submarine experts and put them
to such damaging use 111 warfare.
Idea Stolen From Frenchman.
The French inventor, declares 141.
Nordmann, whose ideas have been in-
corporated in the submersibles now
being used by Germany, is an engi-
neer, M. 1'.aubeuf, The latter bas
himself called attention. to proofs of
suoh plagiarism on Germany's part.
Ole alleges that, toward the end of
1905, 1t• became known in Franco that
the firm of Krupp was offering to die
Government of Rumania "eubmeriol-
blos built according to the French eye-
tem," M. Laubeuf retied the repeal; of
a German naval officer describing the
cruise of a submarine from Danzig to
I•ieligoland in 1914 in which the officer
stated; "This craft is of the typo con-
structed according to the principles of
Laubeuf, which is a modern design
and the one generally adapted for all
such craft destined for cruises ori the
Mgt' seas,"
M. Nordmann also adduces tho fol-
lotiving dates in proof of hie conlen-
tiole
The Narval (a French submersible)
was launched Oct 21, 1899.
Four French submersibles of the
"Sirene" type were launched In 1901
The Glance, the first Italian sub-
mersible constructed by the engineer
Lanrentl, was launched Jule, 19, 1905,
The U-1, the first German subino•s-
ible made by the Germania -Krupp
erne was launched Aug. 39, 1905.
1 -le points out that, as late as 1900, -
France was the only nation construct-
ing
onstructing submersibles, all other nations still
adhering to the submarine- type des-
tined practtoally entirely for navigae
tion beneath lie surface,
"Future On the Sea."
Continuing his chargee of piagdarism
of French inventions by the Ge1•ma110,
A2. Nordtnaml speaks of en apparatus
invented by Engineer in Chief Maurice,
a Frenchman, by which it is planned
to make the submersion of underwater
oraft easier. No details regarding this
invention, he says, can be given at the
present time, but he adds that it seems
probable that the Germans have in
some manner obtained such details
and a.ppllod them to their own sub.
mersibles, since, according to him, the
Krupps are now constructing some-
thing which closely resembles el, Main
rice's invention,
As to the opposition of the Raiser
and Admiral von Tirpltz to the de-
velopment of the submarine arm of
Go 'German Navy, M. Nordmann de-
clares that, as recently as 1002, the
Admiral was making "clumsy jesis"
regardiug the possibility at ompioydug
the submarine in offensive warfare on
the sea,
'•Fortunately his Imperial master
shared his mistaken view,' says the
Frenchman, adding that, had it been
otherwise, the Kaiser would not have
said "Our future is on the sea," but
"Our future is under the sea."
Consulting•�a. Specialist
The war has produced some good
stories. Here is ore of the latest
and also one of the best.
A soldier back from the front with
a bullet wound in the arm, was being
examined at the Wandsworth Gen -
oral Hospital by a physician who I
though the soldier did not know it,
was a man very eminent indeed in
his ptofossicn,
"All right!" said the doctor cheer-
fully. "I'll soon have you well."
"Thank you," replied the patient, a
trifle superciliously, "but I would
rather, if you don't mind, see a spe-
cialisti'
MVhy, certainly" said the doctor;
and the wounded man wont off in n
taxi, his purse, stuffed with treasury
notes,to consult the foremost ,urgeoli
in England—only to be usheted into
the presence of the vary gentleman
'.10e•r+. he had rashly seemed at Wands^'
worth.