HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Seaforth News, 1956-10-18, Page 3"What Funny
Way Ire 'J &nn
S viae i,,f, cult feet np on the:
desolate Wirer: glacier in the
Himalayas G, as the camp of the
New Zealand Alpine Club's 1934
expeditiow a solitary speck in 'a.
vast 5110t1' sc'atae of -peaks. Jim
lateFiarlane end Brian Wilkins
had been out surveying. Sir Ed-
mund Hillary, 1953 conqueror of
Eveeest, crawled out of his tent,
searched the glacier for them,
but =aw nothing,
He'd told them to get batik
earl,', but now the afternoon was
nearly gone, the weather was
dull and gloomy. What could
they be doing? At• 5.30 Wilkins
staggered bads alone, his face
covered With bleed. -
"Where's Jim?" Hillary asked,
"We fell down a crevasse, 1
got out, but Jim is still down
there." They were nearing a
crest -nn the glacier, he explain-
ed, when they stepped on a thin
crust of snow and plunged into
deep, loose snow, GO feet down
in the narrow bottom of a cre-
vasse.
His snuw glasses had cut his
forehead and he had trouble
keeping 'the blood out of his
eyes. McFarlane had difficulty
In moving at all, and would
need help,
Wilkins had worked his way
along the crevasse. wriggling
through ,:mall ire passages, -
scrambling along a snowy ledge,
cutting steps in the walls, and at
.last. after two hours' nerve-
racking work, managed to claw
his way to the surface.
Realizing that the hole in the
glacier had to be found before
darkness fell, Hillary bundled
together ropes, food, water and
two Sleeping hags and set out
with five Sherpas. It was almost
dart: when he found the hole,
wriggled .slowly over to it on
his stomach, and shouted: "Hel-
lo, -Jiml"
McFarlane called back faint-
ly. He thought he'd broken a
finger, and felt thirsty. Hillary
lowered a rope, but McFarlane
didn't seem able to get it.. So he
decided to have himself low-
ered on two ropes and tie Mc-
Parlane to one. The Sherpas
could haul them up in turn.
Sir Edmund describes the en-
suing ordeal in an epic chron-
iele of high endeavour, "East of
Everest." As he dropped into the
hole he realized that he had mis-
takenly tied the ropes round his
waist instead of round his
thighs. The rope was crushing
his chest and restricting his
breathing.
Slowly. in a 8er105 of heavy
jerks,- the Sherpas lowered hint
until lie could touch one of the
walls, then for some reason they
stopped, leaving hint hanging,
gasping like a fish. Twisting
frantically to ease the strain, he
knew he couldn't last for long
like that and began thinking:
"What a funny way to die,"
As the Sherpas still ignored
hi shouts. to lower him farther,
he -called out for thorn to pull
him up. Ile gained height as -the
Sherpas palled with all their
strength, !hen jammed under
the crevaeei s overhanging lip,
the rope. curling into the edge,
holding hint immovably
Tugging like madmen, they
tried to wrench him free. He
could fe.'I his ribs bending Under
the rope pressure, and a sharp
pain- in his side. The smooth,
slippery ice gave no purchase to
his clawing hands, but he man-
aged to get an arm over the tap,
then his ocher elbow, and they
pulled him nut "like a rork
e from a bottle:"
When he had recovered he
shouted down: "We niay have to
leave you down there for the
night, Jim. !Uwe lower down a
couple of sleeping bags do you
think you will be all right?"
McFarlane replied weakly, yes,
so the bate were lowered. This
time he got the rope: so IIillary
called down to him to tie it
round ]rim, then signalled the
Sherpas to pull.
But again the rope stopped,
with McFarlane jammed under
the overhang as IIillary had
been. I-lillary tried jerking to
free it -in vain, Stretching down,
he just managed to touch M-
Firr•lane's- hand. Then dreadful
choking sounds told them that
they'd have to lower him down
again, quickly.
When he reached bottom Hil-
lary shouted to Jim to crawl info
the sleeping bags for the night,
then anchored the rope -end
solidly into the ice and started
back to camp.
"I felt bruised and weak and
it was painful to breathe," Hil-
lary says, "but worse than this
was the awful sense of shame in
having to leave poor McFarlane
sixty feet down in the ice."
At 4,30 a.m. he was up again
to retu to the hole, this time
with Wilkins as well. Now there
was a fall of driving snow which
could prove disastrous. He shout-
ed clown, and to his intense re-
lief heard McFarlane call out
that he'd had a good night, but
was feeling cold and thirsty. As
there was naw danger of dis-
lodging the corniced edge and
engulfing McFarlane, Wilkins
offered to descend again by the
route by which he'd escaped.
After making a sling for his
thighs and arranging a •code of
signals ,they watched him climb
into the second jagged hole fifty
feet to the right. It - seemed an
eternity before he signalled to
be pulled hack. He'd reached
McFarlane, he said, but only af-
ter great difficulty, The route
was quite impossible for anyone
unable to help himself.
Instead of getting into his
sleeping bags, McFarlane had
just draped them over his knees.
He'd taken off his gloves, and
his hands were cold and stiff.
He was obviously suffering from
concussion. Wilkins had tied a
sling round him, and decided
that the only chance was 10
lower a rope straight down the
other hole and hope that Jim
could clip it to the sling.
This was done, but again Mc-
Farlane stuck under the over-
hang, again he had to be lowered
to the bottom. Now they decided
to take the risk of cutting the
edge away. Held on two ropes
Wilkins and a Sherpa chipped
away in small pieces, then they
had another go at hauling him
up. When yet again McFarlane
jammed, Hillary, leaning hard
out on the rope, stretched down,
got a hand on the slings around
his body, and with a mighty tug
pulled hint to safety.
His battered hands were whit
islt-blue, frozen stiff like claws,
his feet lewd and lifeless.
When the digger was sum-
moned from base he diagnosed
mild concussion, badly bruised
back with the chance of a minor
fracture, very bruised ribs,
frostbite in hands and feet and
some fingers probably broken.
Shortly afterwards, Hillary him-
self was down with a severe
illness. It was a miracle both had
not diad.
How Can I ?
Q.How can I keep berries
fresh for a longer tinge?
A. Always dump fresh berries
from the box into a plate or
dish where the air can circulate
through them.
Q. Ilow can I prevent window
screens from misting;, when they
are not trade of copper or
bronze?
A. Wipe . them carefully with
machine oil. The odor of the oil
will also keep away mosquitoes
and flies.
Q. How can I remove tar
from linen?
A. Itub thoroughly with oil
of turpentine, or lard, let it
stand for awhile, and then wash
hi soap and hot water.
'TCAFFIC CASUALTY" -- Minnie the Mannequin suffered mule
tipie "fractures", including a broken back and was "scalped"
when a woman driver plowed her car into a dress shop. Mrs.
Ruby Warwick, the proprietor, found Minnie's "scalp" --a bright
blonde wig -in the debris and promptly glued it back in place,
DON'T PASS THE BUCK - That's the message concerning fire
prevention that this Kuck wants to convey to you concerning
your conduct in the tinder -dry autumn woods. A long-time
resident of Katandin Stream camp ground, he seems to be
studying one of the signs erected throughout the park system
as a reminder to "keep Maine green".
Farmers are among the first
de -it -yourself experts - from
necessity. Many times in the
past• they have had to improvise
to meet minor emergeeies--but
today they find modern tools
and know-how ready to make
their do -it -themselves jobs easi-
er and farm living more pleas-
ant.
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Bringing this good news to
farmers is the purpose of "Oper-
DRESSY DENIM -Once banished
to heavy duty on farm and in
factory, blue denim is taking
a step up the ladder of fashion,
Casual coat, above, has straight
and narrow cut, with huge
patch pockets.
ation. Farm Improvement," a
program sponsored by the Thor
Power Tool Company, Focus of
the program will be a "research
center for better farm living," a
$250,000 "farm shop" at. Huntley,
111.. northwest of Chit -age.
To open the cesuit to the
public the Thor company invit-
ed Secretary of Agriculture Fern
Taft. Benson to speak-. In addi-
tion, more than 200 agricultural
authorities from colleges and
universities across the country
have been - asked to participate
in a seminar on "Power I arm-
ttt -a Better Way of Life."
In the Thor "model form
Atop." set up on a 160 -acre farm,
more than 2,000 tool,, machines,
and accessories made by 50 dil=
ferent manufacturers have been
assemoled for leisurely inspec-
tion.
"Many, farmers have not re-
alized - that they now have
enough machinery around the
faun to warrant their owning
specialized 'tools for mainten-
ance," Neil C. Hurley, Jr., com-
mented here to newsmen. "To-
day, with fewer farmers work-
ing bigger. farms and feeding
more and more people, It is in-
creasingly important for them to
save time and make their
work easier where they can.
"Many of them, without city
worker factory experience, do not
know that there are power tools
that could help them," he sail
Still others, he added, do net
know that with some tools they
could attempt major,tepairs and
improvements to their homes.
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Quoting Department of Com-
merce figures of 1950 that 4,319,-
000 farm homes out of 6,187,000
queried reported they do not
have home plumbing, Mr. Hur-
ley explained: "We want to show
farmers that with tools they can
cut three-inch holes through a
wall or a concrete foundation;
that they can go ahead with
hone plumbing or other im-
provements with the same kind
of equipment they can use prof-
itably in the barn for repairs."
Many farmers are aware, he
acknowledged, that power equip-
ment -- power mowers, belt lifts
for grain, grinders for forage,
and so on - are worth far more
than their cost in this period of
high hired -man wages. But few,
he argued, have realized that
maintenance of this incrersing
investment in equipment is as
vital as owning it. "The farmer
is still making bailing -wive re-
pairs in a jet -plane age," com-
pany representatives reiterated
from time to time.
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No ane as yet is ready to set
down on paper a "minimum list"
of the tools the farmer presum-
ably needs around the home-
stead, for every farmland region
has its own specialized equip-
ment, No one rack of tools
could be expected to repair them
all.
But the company nonetheless
feels that several tools are ba-
sic. An electric drill is known
by almost everyone as a tool
almost as useful as a can open -
But fewer know, and this
company plans to tell the farm-
land family, that an "impact
wrench" may be even more prac-
tical. (FItted with a drill, an
impact wrench does net stall
Whpt'tt A Garthmtlfl?
Or A Fang Manager?
Napoleon described the Eng-
lish as a nation of shopkeepers,
but that was because he never
had a look into the government's
new handbook called "Classifi-
cation of Occupations."
Published by the Stationery
Office and available to the pub -
lie for 30 shillings, it lists the
thosuands of occupations by
which Englishmen who are not
shopkeepers earn their steak
pies and Yorkshire puddings.
The occupations are listed ac-
cording to industry but no de-
scription of the individual job
is given, leaving the reader to
make what he will of some
curious -- and often rather
frightening -names,
What for example is a fang
manager, a bogie man, a back
stripper, a small bruiser, s
lyncher, a sticker -up, and a
head setter -out?
They are workers in the min-
ing, pottery, and leather dress-
ing industries.
A fang manager in coal min-
ing looks after ventilation; a
bogie man handles coal trucks;
and a back stripper breaks coal
underground.
A small bruiser in the metal
Industry pulverizes samples of
ore with a hammer.
A lyncher fe tens movable
limbs in the soft toy trade. A
sticker -up fixes pieces of pot-
tery such as spouts nu teapots;
and a head setter -out stretches
leather.
Then there are the gay sprites
who toil at being joy loaders
and bobby lads.
A joy loader loads coal onto
trucks, and bobby lads measure
work done by the miners.
Picture the thin miner, the
fat boy, the endless rope boy,
and the hip and valley maker.
The thin miner works on thin
coal seams, the fat boy is a ju-
venile, unskilled general work-
er in the coal mines and the
endless rope boy attaches or de-
taches the trucks to "endless"
ropes. Hip and valley are
narpeg of furvgd rgof tiles,
A Agan ejector repairs eelivey-
ors in d coal mine and a pud-
dler lays bricks above or below
ground.
The mumbler is another name
for a glassblower.
Then there are the trolloper
and the whammeller. A trol-
loper catches shrimps on the
east English coast and a wham -
when it his rough going. Instead,
a clutch mechanism continues to
deliver pounding blows on the
cutter, pushing it, without a re-
action force an the operator,
through thiel: wood or concrete.)
Electric sanders, pneumatic
spike drivers, auto and tractor
valve refacers, hoists, presses,
and electric grinders are among
the other items these experts
recommend for a farm shopping
list.
metier fishes for salmon or sea
trout in estuaries, using a spe-
cial drift net.
Here's a riddle: What's a mid-
dleman? A hwsrrrou? A garth-
man?
Answer: - a ruddleman brandm
sheep, a hwsmon is a headman
on a Welsh farm and a garth-
man is a herdsman.
Tongue twisters are the stack
thatcher and thistle spuddler on
the farm.
No guesswork about the crow
starer, the Colorado bettle op-
erator or the root grubber.
The warping' worker clean
out ditches.
For the chap who is a Brown-
er, no sympathy and flowers.
He just floods pasture and other
land.
Other occupations are listed
with what appears 1.0 be un-
called for editorial comment -
the pushover man, rat assistant,
thickset cutter, shoddy grinder,
sleeper pickier.
Then from out of the charm-
ing past there are the whale-
bone straightener and the corset
threader.
For further queries a "profes-
sion solutionist" is at emir serv-
ice.
Palet The Relit
in Red Biases
A fine red -rose, freshly pluc-
ked from the garden of the Port
of London Authority in historic
Seething Lane, was taken re-
cently to the Mansion House
and ceremonially handed to the
Lord Mayor of London. A sim-
ilar ceremony takes place every
year, but few people know the
origin of the custom and why
the gift must always be it rose.
It is because way back i,t the
fourteenth century a lovely
woman defied the buildine re-
gulations. She was the wife of
Sir Robert Knollys, - s dentin
guished knight Who fought with
the Black Prince at Crssy
• While he was away feinting
in the wars. his wife decided
to carry 'out a little improve-
ment scheme in their garden,
She bad a f;,vllitd e It
across the pulri'e WS -e7 • to
nest two parts of the garden
which was very close to seeth-
ing- Lane.
As a result, the .-City author-
ities took swift action. Thee
fined Sir Robert, ordering hint
to surrender to theist every year
a red rose picked fron, his gar-
den.
Red rosee were also us 'd to
pay rents centuries ago in Eng-
land: In the reign of Edward 1
more than ten per cent of the
recorded tenures were held 00
an annual rent of one red rode.
For this fall'e bride who is
busy planning a color scheme
for her new home, here is a -tip
that will make things easier:
Choose the drapery .material
tient, Then you can take yout
cue from the colors in the
fabric when painting walls and
selecting furnishings.
AWAY ALL SCOOTERS - Two adventurous ladies plan to cross
the English Channel the "easy" way -on a water scooter. The
show girls, Kay Harris, front, and Una Denton, will scoot from
Calais to Dover -they hope. The machine has a speed of 20
knots, and will automatically slow and circle back if the riders
fall off. The pair is shown, above, on practice run at Folkestone,
England.
FILED FOR THE DURATION - The old hospital truism that more babies are born during s'..rty
weather than on calm days got a big boost at Ryukyus Hospital on Okinawa during se
recent Typhoon Emma, Some of the 14 new arrivals who blew in with the storm ace shy r,vn
in on emergency evacuation .shelter, sound asleep intheir desk -and -File -drawer beds.' Cribs
were brought from the hospital proper when the storm abated.