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ae All honor: to the Penticton V's. lit
the face of trying circumstances, they re-
covered the distinction rightly Canada's,
the hockey championship of the world,
thus throwing sand into the gear -boxes
of a propaganda machine that must have
been hopefully poised to grind out praise
for the athletic superiority of the sturdy sons of the Soviet.
And now that we have won back what was really ours,
triumph in our own national game, should we call it a day?
Should we refrain from further participation in this annual -
orgy of insults, mis-statements and accusations which are
inevitable when one of the participants is seeking to use a
sport for national propaganda purposes?
There is the thought that Canada should continue to
participate, first, in the interest of friendly relations with coun-
tries outside the iron curtain; second, for the international good
of hockey, to help spread the gospel of our crackling winter
sport.
But as to the event known as the world championships,
we believe It is mis-named. Everybody knows that no real
world championship, meaning world superiority in hockey,
is seriously involved unless the champions of the National
Hockey League, or the Stanley Cup holders. are involved.
Of course, there can be produced that over -ripe red her-
ring to indicate that this is the "world amateur championship".
But that isn't going to deceive anybody, because everyone
knows that in hockey at that level, simon-pure amateurism
is as scarce as the dodo -bird. And everyone knows, too, that
Russia's athletes are part of the propaganda !machine, stall -
fed, government-sponsored, government -controlled, their acti-
vities suitably recompensed. Russia has its own brand of
amateurism, something contrived to suit the circumstances.
And now that the fight has been won, and Canada's hockey
superiority re-established to the embarrassment of the Krem-
lin's propaganda machine, is there any virtue in carrying on
with a pointless chore? Everybody in sport is fully aware
that Canada is supreme in hockey.
Our victories in this tournament, over teams that in some
eases could hardly make a respectable showing in Canada's
midget hockey leagues, prove nothing new. Or should we
continue so that hockey shall become a more universal winter
sport?
Your comments and suggestions for this column wtfl be welcomed
by Elmer Ferguson, cia Calvert Houle, i31 Yonpe S;., Toronto.
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PLAIN HORSE SENSE,.
19y F. (BOG) VON PIL1S
The Ontario Farmers Union
deserve a hearty pat on, the
back for the clear and precise
Brief presented by them to the
Agricultural Committee of the
Ontario Legislature.
After stating that "producer
controlled orderly marketing is
one of the main objectives of
our organization," and that they
are fully in support of the idea
of co-operative marketing, the
Union said that any criticism
they had, was directed "only
against some of the methods
Arr.- that have been used in the past
and are proposed t0 be used in
The $tlture."
General Principle.
The Union wants to see con-
trol over the marketing of farm
products in the hands of pro-
ducers instead of vested
in boards whose members
are appointed by the gov-
ernments. They proposed the
abolishment of the government
appointed Provincial Board and
asked that "any marketing
scheme submitted by a repre-
sentative group of producers
and adopted by a majority of
the producers of the commodity
lo which the scheme applies, be
established directly by the Leg-
islature, to operate under the
supervision of the Minister of
Agriculture."
Any such scheme shall be
Operated by a marketing board
whose members are to be elect-
ed by the producers of the com-
modity to which the scheme ap-
plies.
Consumer Representation.
The TTninn maintained that
"marketing boards or agencies
established under present legis-
lation have been sadly lacking
the power to market, in other
words, the power to buy and
sell' and that existing boards
are only negotiating commit-
tees. It was therefore proposed
that the powers be extended to
include the powers (a) to mar-
ket, (b) to process the product,
(c) to fix prices.
To prevent a possible abuse of
such far reaching powers, the
Union recommended that Ja
nulnber of members, not ex-
ceeding one fifth, of a market-
ing board be appointed by the
Minister to represent consumer
interests.
Provincial Loans.
To facilitate the establish-
ment of more and larger pro-
cessing and storage plants, to
be owned and operated collec-
tively by farmers,in the inter-
est of orderly marketing, the ,
Union requested the assistance "
of the Department of Agricul-
ture in the form of advice and
financial loans "on a consider-
ably larger scale than in the
past." On such a basis it could
be envisaged that a number of
co-op packing plants will be set
up, strategically located, all
over the provcince.
Investigation,
In closing, the Union Brief
urged the Ontario government
to act on the motion of E. D.
Fulton (PC member for Kam-
loops) :lade in the House of
Commons on March 9th which.
called for an immediate investi-
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SETS RECORD, COLLAPSES—Runner Lou Jones lies sprawled an
the track where he collapsed after crossing the finish line in
the 400 meter race, setting a new world's record at the Pan
American games at Mexico City, Mexico. Running past Jones
is Jesse Mashburn, who finished third.
gation of the spread between
producer prices and consumer
prices of meat and possible
abuses under the present sys-
tem,,of grading.
As the federal Minister of
Agriculture had refused to hold
an investigation as being more
properly in the provincial field
and as the large packing houses
have their headquarters in On-
tario, such an investigation
should be held in Ontario. The
results would be most helpful
for the organization of producer
controlled orderly marketing.
The Brief was presented by
OFU Vice -President •Walter Mil-
ler in a spirited manner. Ile
stood up manfully to a barrage
of questions coming from all
sides. We missed, however, a
proposal for the establishment
of a separate Portfolio of Co-
operation to take charge of all
cooperative ventures as market-
ing, consumer stores, credit
unions, etc.
# 5 #
This column welcomes critic-
ism, suggestions and questions,
whether In the form of brick-
bats or bouquets. Address mail
to Bob Van Pills, Whitby, Ont.
Fined For
Kissing Wife
Inspired by the sight of o
pretty girl, a . romantic young
Austrian kissed her in the street,
againsther will.
She summoned him for as-
sault, declaring that he was a
stranger and that she greatly re
rented• being kissed by , someone
to whom she had not been in-
troduced.
After hearing the evidence,
the court decided the man was
guilty—of stealing a kiss. They
fined him heavily, but he ap-
pealed to the highest court in
Vienna. The supreme judge
listened carefully to him and to
the girl and then gave judg-
ment.
"To kiss a girl against her
will is not a crime," he pro-
nounced. "You were wrongly
fined. Custom has made such
hisses a recognized part of our
social system."
Kissers in public have fre-
quently got into trouble, so the
Austrian can consider himself
lucky. In Belfast a few years
ago a young man and a girl
were locked up overnight mere-
ly because they kissed frequent-
ly in the street.
In the days when Philadelphia
hacl an anti -kissing law, the
skipper of a merchant ship,
Captain Montague, was fined
twenty dollars for having kissed
his. wife on landing after a six
months' voyage.
LAW'S "LIST"
The fine was paid. Then Cap-
tain Montague, in order to prove
(as he said) that no malice was
borne, asked the magistrates to
dine aboard his ship before he
left for his next voyage.
They accepted his invitation.
He plied them with so much
liquor that most of them were
soon rather tipsy. Then the cap-
tain told them: "Gentlemen, I
have a strict law against drunk-
enness on my ship, just as you
have a law against kissing in
your streets. I paid my penalty,
you must pay yours."
He then instructed his boat-
swain to administer to each er-
ring :magistrate a dozen strokes
with a birch.
Nis Number
Was Two
Numerologists m a y attach
whatever significance to this
story as they please. It's about
Ray Chapman, famous short-
stop of the Cleveland Indians,
whose greatest phobia was a
number—the number two.
Before batting, he would
always swing two bats. At bat,
he tapped twice On home plate.
He never entered a place first,
but always second. And he bat-
ted second in the Cleveland
line-up.
On Aug. 16, 19.29, Ray Chap-
man took part in the strangest
game of his career. Twice, with
the count at two and two, Ray
hit two -baggers. Twice with
the count at two and two, Ray
was hit by a pitched ball. At
the close of the day, his figures
in "the box score were: Times at
bat, 2; runs scored, 2; hits, 2;
stolen bases, 2. In the field it
was: putouts, 2; assists, 2; errors
2. as
On his last time at bat, In
the seventh inning, Chapman
was hit by a pitched ball for the
second time, to make the cycle
of twos complete. Ray Chap-.
man dropped to the ground,
under the impact of the blow,
and never got up again. Within
a matter of hours the great
shortstop was dead, never again
to be obsessed by the number
two.
In good company you need not
ask who is the master of the
feast. The man who sits in the
lowest place, and who is always
industrious in helping every one,
is certainly the man.
—David Hume
'Stop Monkeying Around Playyaffa r
Mascot Charlie Chimp, left, calls for one right over the plate—low—as the Brooklyn Dodgers
undergo spring training at Vero Beach, Fla. It's about all the monkey shines you'll see perpe-
trated all season by the Dodgers, the "team to beat" in the National League this season.
Below, cat -and -mouse play by Catcher Del. Rice during a practice session at the Cards' spring
training camp in St. Petersburg, Fla., isn't covered by anything in the rule book. Actually, it's
an attempt to block a wild pitch; a technique that may come in handy when baseball season
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