The Seaforth News, 1925-09-10, Page 2-
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LITTLE SAM AND SAM LITTLE
One clear, cold, starry night, a soft chance to be an only son, what better.
can we do than give him the old
name?,
Well, grandpacarried the day. Per-
haps his sweet, gentle mother would
rathe ' it were something else' but she
yielded gracefully and spoke the name
in such a soft, musical voice, and with
so many pretty variations, that really
it seemed quite like a new name, after
white covering of snow upon the
ground, there came to the great house
on the hi., a strange, wee traveler.
They called hila "Baby" at first, and
gave him the warmest, heartiestweb
come that ever a stranger received,
No wonder, though, far all who lived
in the great house, were grown-up
folks. There was grandpa and grand-
ma, Baby's' father and mother, and all. She cooed over her treasure as
the servants; so you may imagine; a mother -bird twitters over her nest
that the arrival of this stranger made lings.
a great change for them.
Evidently he came to stay, judging
by, the size of his wardrobe, which
had been sent on in advance. And
such beautiful things—the softest
flannels, richest, filmiest laces—iieecy
zephyr things, piles of them!
You must really conclude that he
must belong to the royal family, if
you had, seen the attention he receiv-
ed! Certainly, he was -ea rich little
gentleman. It has been said that he named after Sam Little of the small
was born with a gold spoon in his house in the hollow.
I
Mouth, but, of course, I do not know When these two Sams were about
about that. I do know, however, that six months old they were introduced
the people of the great house were, to each other. Mrs. Little was always
very "rich before he came, and after- glad to work at the great house. She
ward they considered themselves ( was well fed there, well paid and gen-
much richer, so he must have brought erally well favored.
something with him. At this particular time she had
Now, about the same time, a week asked permission to take her Sam with
or two later perhaps, another wee her, and he was rolling over the floor
etranger chanced to be traveling that in a rollicking sort of way when little
way, Ile did not climb the hill, but Sam, in his nurse's arms, entered the
stopped at the very small house thatkitchen,
stood at its foot, in the hollow. A I How -hose babies understood each
number of just such travelers had( other nobody knew; but there was a
been entertained there before, and, it1 bond between them from that time
much
being no new thing, there was not forth.
made for this one, Sam Little's mother and Little
preparation �
The two must have come from thelSam's nurse made en excuse to pay
same country, for. each was called a protracted visit to the kitchen, and
"Baby," and really they behaved very often during the summer, when Little
much alike. Neither of them seemed • Sam went out to ridein his baby
to have much manners, except when icarriage, nurse would push it down
it suited him. They cried often, made the hill and rest a while in the hollow.
faces, kicked, and otherwise acted In thet way the two friends met
shamefully. Still, in the great house much oftener than the people of the
and small one alike, all that kind of great house knew.
behavior was considered funny, rather Grandma would certainly have put
than naughty. a stop to it; for when, Little Sam
Day by day these babies grew pret- grew old enough to run around quite
ty and bright—the rich one the prat- t independently, and was sometimes
tierthe poor one the most roly-pdiy found to have gone off by himself to
—and both about equal in smartness; visit Sam Little, she would say to his
neither of them smart enough to yet mother: ,,
make a name for himself, and surely "Really, Julia; you will have to get
they ought not to be called by thea nurse that is more to be depended
same name any longer, so their friends upon, Your present one is entirely
set about finding such as would suit. too intimate with our washerwoman.
Mrs. Little—she who lived in the Of course Sam goes there with her.
small house—did not have to look long Perhaps you are not aware .that our
or far. Her husband had been kilted darling boy talks incessantly of that
by an accident two .or three months Sam Little. One has to be careful,
before Baby came, and his wife you know; if we want a noble tree,
thought it would seem so nice to be we must bend the tender sapling
saying his name often. All the Little aright."
family thought so, too; so they agreed! Pour happy birthdays passed, each
to call the stranger Sammy. one marked by gifts many and won -
Sammy Little was the wayit was drous and fine for Little Sane, and
written in the big family Bible, but, for Sam Little—well, he managed to
being such busy folks, it -tools then- enjoy his portion, too, which might .
to long to 'pronounce both syllables, have been worse,
so it was soon shortened to Sam. The worn-out toys and spoiled pic-
Poor Sam Little, never to see or time books and clothes not much worse
lcnow his father! That was sad. Peo- for the wear, but not needed . any
pie said:
"It didn't make much difference,
It was "Baby Sam;" "Sam Darl-
ing," "Precious Samsie," and a dozen
others that only she and baby under-
stood, but more frequently than any-
thing cies, just "Little Sam," Sammy
wouldn't da at all, It had no char-
acter. Samuel was too dignified and
serious fen all but grandma, and even
site finally adopted "Little Sam."
So you see that Little Sam of the
great house on the hill was really
longer at the great house, were care-
lessly passed over to the occupants
thouth, for the elder Sam was always of the small house.
a shiftless, unfortunate fellow. His So Sam Little learned how to amuse
wife could do better without him. He himself, and, in fact, by the time his
never knew how to make both ends fourth birthday bad passed, he knew
meet," a thing, by the way, the pres- pretty well how to take care of him-.
ent Sam Little soon learned to do. self. If he had owned a canoe I think
Perhaps you will not believe it, but he could have paddled it,
he used often to lie on the floor, look- At this time Little Sam's life took
ing more like a ball than anything on a new feature. Every morning he
else, with his chubby little foot in was sent to a kindergarten that had
his hand and his big toe stuck in iia lately opened in the village, and again
mouth. at noon the carriage was sent to bring
To find a name for the other baby him home. School was a delight to
was not, by any means, such -an easy him, and he was a delight to the
thing. .They searched far and wide, teacher..
consulted their many friends, 1 I have not etold you what a very
through the biographical dictionary, pretty boy he had grown to be. He
rubbed up their knowledge of foreign . had but one wish ungratified. Every
cognomens, but all to no purpose. No- day he would say to some of the home -
thing would fit. There was not one foiest
upon which they could all agree.
At length, grandpa said: "If Sam Little could only go .with
"I think we shall have to fall back me to school! Why can't he? There's
upon the family name, after all. We room in the car and there's room at
have been only sons for four genera- sool."
tions, and all Samuels. It has been Once Sam Little did go. When the
a Iucky name in our family, too. Suc- car rolled through the gate into the
cess and good fortune ,have attended road 'close by his mother's door he
us. If our dear baby should also was out playing, and, thinking it a
REG'LAR FELLERS—By Gene Byrnes.
i ---HADA
LoTTA FUN
TWO M0RWW'
MOM! WE WAS
C7ua5SIel' WHAT
-TIME IT WAS:
ti.
John Tweed, noted English sculptor, with hie completed monumental
statue of Lord Kitchener, for the national Kitchener memorial in Horse
Guards parade, London.
fine chance for a ride, just hung on
behind.
Any other boy would have been
hurt, or at least dropped off, long be-
fore the school was reached. But not
Sam. He thought it jolly fun, and
that Sam and the cow liked; it was
close by an old mill.
Sometimes the dusty miller would
stand in the door and say kindly:
"Let down the bars and drive her
along by the stream there a bit, Sam -
then the chauffeur took him inside my. The grass'•is good and rich, and
going back. I don't begrudge her a taste of it"
While Little Sam was improving at The splash, splash of the mill wheel
school Sam Little was picking up var- was music to Sam's ears, and when
ious kinds of knowledge at home, the miller let him conic into the mill,!
When he was nine years old he could as he did occasionally, he loved to
climb any tree, ride an old horse bare.. 'watch "the big stones crushing the
back, swim like a fish and get into grain and turning cut the snowy,
mischief and danger .generally. His flour. Then he thought there was no -1
older brothers and sisters were a thing—he would like better than to be
great help to him, while Little Sam a miller.
continued to be an only child. One day—the boys were twelve
Sometimes he would sigh and say, years old then—Sant had driven his 1
"If Sam Little was only my brother, cow further along the stream than
mother, how nice it would be!" usual and was lying on the bank under
While Sam Little thought if only a water -willow, a little way below the
he had s. grandfather, how nice that dam, not thinking of anything in par -1
would bel ticular, but just lazily watching the
Little Sam's grandpa brought so cow, who was as Iazi_y munching the
many new toys and books from the grass or chewing her cud, when he
big town where he went every day, he heard a piercing scream.
was such a fine looking old gentleman, He jumped to his feet, listened,
rode about in such grand style, often heard it again, and said to himself e
taking Sant with him auntil Sam Lit- he started to run in the direction of
bis supposed that having a grand- the sound:
father or not having one made all the "Cracky! What's up now? I do be -
difference in the world. Neve that's Master Sam! Oh, I'm
He asked his mother once where afraid he's gone and drowned him-
his was. scl£ 1"
"Sleeping his last sleep," she said. Reaching the breast of the dam, he
"Oh, will I see him when he gets clambered up the bank, and saw on
awake?" the opposite- side, still further up,
"If you don't keep quiet .and stop something like a ball rise to the sur -
bothering me P;i wake you!" his face, then disappear.
mother answered. With but one thought—that of res-
So he did not venture any more cuing "Master Sam," to whom he was
questions, hut often' pondered about as devoted as a faithful dog is to his
it and wondered, how long he would master—he threw aside his old coat •
have to wait. and plunged in,
He was the ort of boy who would Now it was that Sam Litt"e's edu,
have to wait for many things; but cation and pluck served him we:1, Ho'
"he who waits wins." could swim like a fish, but the dam`
What did Sam Little win? You was wide and the current strong,
shall see. The boy was saved. Ouse Sam land -
His mother kept a cow, which was. ed on the bank, looking like death as
one of the best friends the -Little farehe lay there without showing any,
Ey had. Being poor themselves, they signs of life, and the other airnost
could not always give the cow as much ,too exhausted to move.
as she gave them. - But Sam iLttle was thoroughly
Throughoutthe greater part of the scared at the sight of Little Sam. He
year that cow had to turn "tramp" ran as quickly as he could to a farm -
and get her living on the roadside. house that was fortunately near. at
It fell to Sam's lot to tend her, hand. As he reached it he saw with
seek out the best tufts of grass and joy the car from the greet house just
the richest fence 'corners, and drive coming around the bend. In it' were
her there, and then to drive her home Litt:e .Sam's father and grandpa, re
again at night. 1 turning from the station.
There was: one spot in particular! It did not take many words to make
•
�WON 'I
I WAS oN6'(
'Two MINITS. OUT
OF 'THE WAY!
40OR puDDReHSAD
WAS AN HOUR AN'
A HAt.F WRONG:
FROM PIRATE TO PA ;` ON
Awe -Trader's Fa,MOUs Hymns.
There has just' occurred the blcen
teualy--tho two hundredth annivor-
seetly—of alio author of two of the bust
known hyiiuls in the language .'Glori-
oue pings- of 'Phos Are Spoken" and
"How Sweet the Name of ,iesus
Sounds," Iie was the vicar of Olney,
lived next door to the poet William
Cowper, and 'collaborated with hint in
the pioduction of the fatuous Olney;
Hymns. I
Yet the Rev, John Newton had been,
A turbulent African slave -trader. He'
began his career as a ship's boy, and
later became naval •midshipman, at-
teinptod desertion, and was flogged.'
Eventually he was transferred to a
slave ship, did the most menial jobs
for a brutal slaver, and gave, httuselt'
up to every Perm of'dissipation,
Converted by a Storm.
It is said that his mode oe life was
changed by the- strain et steering a
water-legged—ship through a terrible
storm, but it Is certain tha'i he came
under the influence of Wesley and
Whiteileid, and although he remained'
at sea fol- some tjme, Haid even in the
stave trade, his ship must have been
one of the strangest thatever sailed
the seas. No, swear word was heard
aboard that craft: nobody ever got
drunk, and the Church service was
read daily.
But though there was no form of
wickedness to which he had not con-
fessed in his autobiography, he was
still only thirty when he .amazed the
Archbishop of York by his request to
be admitted to Holy Orders. It took
him some time to get his desire ful-
filled, but it may be said at once that
the Church never had a more faithful.
minister, He was rector of Olney for
fourteen Years, and then removed to
London to the Chureh of St. Mary
Woolneth, a few yards from the Man
-
1 aeon Hoifsc, where he remained for
twenty-eight years, He cued at the age
ofelghty-i.wo.
The cal ce[ of John Newton Inevit-
ably sugges.d that ;of'John Bunyan,
who, If hls'own account may be trust-
ed, was in his early days a practical
atheist, a ,worthless conteuiptihle in-
fidel, a vile rebel to God and goodnese,
a common profligate, a eou•l-desptsing,
a soul-naurdering, thoughtless wretch
as could exist on the earth."
But Macaulay avers tbat his own and
othens'.accosnts of his extreme wick-
eduess'are traceable to Banyan's ex-
aggerated view of the blackness of his
own heart, and that the author of "The
Pilgrim's Progress' would have been
regarded by the average village rector
of.ltis,,,day as a model ycath and an ex,
amplilto the parish 1
Bet it is.a,fact that Launcelot Black.
burtie, who became Archbishop of Can-
terbury, had formerly been a pirate.
After a wild career at Cambridge it
said that ho stole a fiddle from his
tutor's room and played his way to
London, where Ise shipped as cabin. boy
on a' colder.
On abandoning piracy Blackburne
returned to Cambridge and restored
the fiddle to its rightful owner, to-
gether with a silver ease. When he
was Archbishop, tobacco and punch
were always served in his vestry as he
performed a confirmation.
"Billy. Sunday" and .Gipsy Smith are
regarded to -day as the greatest evan-
gelists in. the world. Bach can attract
an audience running 1nt0 tees of thou-
sands, The former was once a famous
baseball player, and still uses the lan-
guage ofthe game to illustrate his ser-
mons, The latter was a glpsy, horn in
a tent. Isis father used to preach on
Hampstead Heath, being a product of
the Salvation Army movement in its
very early days,
them understand Sam's story. Soon
Little Sam was in his father's arms,
being rapidly borne to the machine.
Either the motion, the breeze or the
warmth of his father's heart, or pos-
sibly all combined, served to bring
him back to life.
Then grandpa found his tongue.
He put Sam Little in the car and took
him home with him. .He questioned
both boys as to how it all happened,
and said to Sam Little:
"You are a brave boy. We owe you
more thanwe know how to pay. What
do you want most in the world?"
Sam said, if it wasn't for the cow,
he would like most of all to go to
school now, and, when lie was old
enough, ho would like to learn M be a
miller.
Grandpa patted him on the head
and laughed as he said:
"I think we can manage about the
cow. Go home now, and tell your
mother 1 wl[r-talk wren Her Gnus even-
ing."
Of course Sant did not go home
until he had some dry clothes on,
something hot to drink and plenty to
eat, .
The vielt to Mrs. Little was very
satisfactory, Grandpa offered to let
the cow pasture hihis fields in sum -
mar and be fed from his barn in win-
ter. He advised Mrs. Little to send
Sats regularly to public school for
awhile, and promised to keep hirn ih
clothes until ',ewes able to earn them
for himself. It would be time enough
to talk of a trade,afterward. Such a
bright boy ought to have his chance
at least.
Yee, it always Leaks Out.
laid—"Daddy, what is a secret?"
"Dad—"Well, I heard your mother
say it's anything that's not broadcast,
but—ser--just leaks out.
The number of new wards added
each year to tits English language is
approximately 100.•
I GUESSPOOR
pODD03iI AD IGMT
r1ER`! •SMARTI_
Still Going Strong!
At almost all our popular seaside re-
sorts our old friends Punch and Judy
are still to be found, for both young
people and grown-ups are still fascin-
ated by the quaint antics of the world-
famous dolls, says au English writer.
It would be hard to say when Mr.
Punch first made his appearance in
England. He seem to have come to
us by way of Prance, and -.was certain-
ly known to Englishmen in Charles I,'s
time,
Nowadays many modern touches aro
added to the old "Punch" play. Oc-
casionally a crbcodile with a gaping
mouth—taken, perhaps from "Peter
Pan"—which swallows strings of saus-
ages as well as human beings, helps to
tickle the palate of the crowd.
It Is estimated that there aro nearly
three hunched Punch and 'Judy stalls
' in this country, and the show 18 just
as popular in the majority of Conti-
- nental
onti--nentai resorts.
Manipulating the dolls—all done by
means of the showman's fingers while
he holds his hands above his head --ie
by no means easy. It needs years of
Intensive training. litany showmen
' also make tbeh' own dolls and. build
and decorate the scenery themselvea.
Cheldseu often weeder how it is that
Mr. Punch has such a high-pitched
voice. T1118 effect is obtained by
means of a kind of squeaker composed
of two pieces of metal bound together
by thread.
Many Punch and Judy men say that
their profession is not so lucrative as
it time to be, for nowadays they have
to pay a considerable amount for their
"pitch" en the beach. n
But as the showman's wife conies
round with the hat there are few dad-
dies or uncles who can deny, as they
listen to the happy laughter of the kid-
dies and sae the smiles on their elderly
companions' faces, that the privilege
of watching the antics of Mr. Punch
and his fellow conspirators is well
worth a few coppers.
Visions.
Rickenbacicer, flying ace, forecasts
airships traveling at 500 miles an hour
50,000 feet above the earth, dirigibles
flitting In a day from New Toric to
Paris and planes. making the tr'anslt
of the, pountry In a day. Well, nobody
has a better right tba j 1s leas to see
such things.
Theo who word five up essential
liberty to purchase a little temperer/
safety deserve neltht•r iiberty nor
safety.—Denjamin Prank:in.
Pudl:Iinhead's Method of Telling Tirane.
SURE
HE 15 MOM,
OfeEee .NE IDN
HAV+=_ ANY
BREAWFAV
Tti(S MORte1
(Cor_ ihtIi.n bo T : Self $
STORES OF WELL
KNOWN PEOPLE
A Witty Reply.
The Governor•,Genoral oI the Irish
Free State; Mr, Timothy ideal;, ICC.,
whose witty speeci[es ;delighted 'the
:louse of Commons In days gone by,
has, not losthis oil -limo gift of repar-
tee. •
Though much of histime is now
taken up with ills official dui "Tim"
still practices eecasionally, and during
the hearing oe a case, not long ago, in
which he appeared, a rasping voice
coming Prom an adjoining froom dis-
turbed the Court,
"Do you know what the noise is, Mr.
Healy?" aakeit the judge.
"I think," was Healy's reply, "it must
be one of my learned friends filing an
affidavit," '
A Poser.
This year's winner in the air race
around Britain, 'Captain F. L, Barnard,
says that the only (laced= r'egarding
his aeronautical experiences he was
quite unable to answer; was asked hien
by a child,
He was visiting a friend, and' his
host's little girl, aged about eight or
nine, after putting him through ;a
lengthy cross-examination, wound up
with title Poem':
"But tell lite, captain,"elle said in alt
earnestness, "if the end of the world
were to come, and the earth were des-
troyed while you were up in your aero•' -
plane, where would you land when you
game [Iowa?" - -
In Slippery Plaoes,_
Thee amusing story was told recent-
ly by Vice -AM: Meal Sir Roger Keyes. '
It concerned a sailor who was conduct-
ing a dear old lady over bhe Victory
in the days before the war.
Pointing to a brass plate that was
letintothe deck, ho said:
"This is the spot, ma'am, where Nel-
son fell,"
"Well, I don't wonder at it" replied
the old dame, "I nearly slipped on it
myself just now."
Megan in Merry Mood. -
Mr. Lloyd George Is exceedingly
proud of his clever young daughter
Megan, and recently he told -with great
gusto the story of how, waren barely
nine years old, the little girl worked
early and late canvassing her father's
constituency during a hotly -contested
election.
To one old fellow wise had been em-
ployed at Carnarvon Castle for fifty
years, 'she asked, speaking In her and
Ids native tongue:
"Please avid you vote fou' my rather?
"Indeed I will," was the reply, "but
you must give me a kiss 1f Ido.
"_Ab," exclaimed the little miss with
au arch smile, "but that would be
bribery and corruption. It isn't al-
lowed."
When They Were Boys.
Jan Todd's school, as readers of
"Lorna Doone" vv111 recall, was at Tiv-
erton, and its modern representative
is the famous Blundell's, the great
West Country public school at which
the late Archbishop Temple was also
a scholar. Blundollians !recently cele- -
brated the novelist's centenary, for on
the outside wall of the old school build-
ing, now used as a private residence,,
the school occupying new quarters, the
name "It. D. Blackmore" may still be
seen, out in large letters;^'
IInllko Thackeray, Blackmore speaks
lovingly of his settee!. The author of
"Vanity Pair" was an Old Carthusian
long before the removal of the ancient
school from London to Godalming. He _
referred to it in private not as the
Charterhouse, but as . the -Slaughter-
house. He had his nose broken 'there
to a fight, and, although he and his
antagonist later became . friends, he
carried that broken nose to his grave.
Probably the moat famous 01 all
literary panegyrics on a great school':
Is "Tom Brown's Schooldays," Mat-
t A•rnold's father, Thomas Arnold,
lifted Rugby School from second or
even third class among public schools
to a foremost position, anal During his.
fanlolia headship it had litany boys who
later attained fame, like the head-
master's son Matthew, his chem
1 Arthur kingh ,Clough, Tout HL{gales, Lb'd
oetther of the great school story, and
Arthur Ponrhyn Stant y, the famous
dean of Westminster. Tont 3iughes
probably dict more even than Thomas
Arnold to lift his old school to a pin-
nacle of fame,
For a lcug lime ltugby kept its proud
pre-eminence as the only scbool which
had a clsoale ail to itself. • TheuItud-
yard Kipling ;:'rote "Stalky. lull Co:"
The e,phool wi•icit he gloelfies in his
own peculiar way is the United Scr-
vicea College Westward Ido' Nisrth
hove"; or vehicle 1t goal say-
ing, the poet of the Empire 1, the greet
celebrated scholar.
But. Charles Laub must take pre-
cedence of all. In his riimons' essay,
"Christ's Hospital .Pivo-sn eeth'it'ty
Years Ago," he immortalizedlir, old:
Blue Cnat.School, now et. laorsh.:[m :rut.
then. standing on tlio site new occupied
by the General,Poet Oflice, Lamb and
Coleridge wears there •together and
wore lite -long frleuds. •
A Financial Expert.
Hoi• Mother—"How is your budget
systen working ottt?"
Mrs. Jun eliiide line I ,•e. -'Jest
transferred HenrY-'sesolf ?.ppropriajlon
to my clothing account.'