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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Seaforth News, 1924-03-27, Page 3For the Boys and Girls UNCLE PETER'S CHERRY PIE. Of course you remember the valen-I tine party given by the Bunny Hollow. folks and the Squirreldale folks, for; the benefit of Uncle Peter and Aunt I Sally Thumpalong, and Uncle Tine othy Greeneop? • Well, up to that time Uncle Peter! had, been as kind 'as possible; but; suddenly he became so impatient that; Aunt Sally couldn't do a thing, to please him. She said it was because he was worn out with his loug siege, of rheumatism, and she didn't Mama him until 1m demanded cherry pie -.- made of flesh cherries; he scorned! Aunt Sally's dried ones, In the niid-, die of March, too, and bitter cold at: that. Poor Aunt Sally! She ran across' the road to ask Granny Cottontail's advice. "And Peter says," she re- marked, "where there's a will there's a way; that if.I wanted eherries my-. self I'd end. a tree somewhere—boo hool" And she threw her apron over her, head and cried, he was so tired out. • "Well, well That's too bad," ex - &aimed Granny soothingly. "Peter! must have rheumatism right bad to be so 'unreasonable! But never mind, Sally—Peter shall have his cherry pie"; site laughed. "First," he continued, "you at down by the hearth and take off those thin wet shoes; I've a heavy pair for you—and same woolen stockings, too. And here's a cup of hot tea to comfort you." Then Granny bustled tosmother room and in less'n no time returned with the slices in one hand and the stockings in the other, and she told Aunt Sally to change at once or she'd be sick. "And who'd take care of Peter then?" she remarked. "Now," she continued, "we'll make a meek cherry pie and Peterel eever know what's ,inside of it unless you tell him." • First she took a string of peach kernels from the rafters, and told Aunt Sally to pound one of them as fine as possible. Then she spied Quilly Quick scampering past the house and she raised the window and called to him and naked him if be Would run round to 'Moses raV house and borrow a cup of cranberries for bar—she knew that they had a -plenty. In a very short time Quilly retune- d! with the cranberries and Giteeray thanked him and esked him how hie Ma was—and gave him two delicious seed cakes. Then shewhiskee, up enough pastry for a tiny pie --and filled it with crtieberriee--and the peach kernel, to make it taste like cherries. Such a beautieui pie! When Aunt Sally took the pie -- nicely browned—borne to Uncle Neer and told him Granny Cottontail had made it for him, he was perfectly de- lighted, and said: "Granny's smart as she can be—and I knew you'd find cherries if you looked -for them," Aunt Sally had just opened her mouth to say there were in cherries in the pie when Doctor Pedley walked in. He was ;the rabbit dotterand had come to hanUncle Peter's medicine. After he had felt Uncle Peter's pulse he asked him how was his ap- petite. Uncle Peter said, "Very poor—I don't want anything but cherry pie and Granny Cottontail made a fine ono for me this very morning," Then he told Aunt Sally to cut it—maybe the doctor would like to have a piece. I The doctor did want a piece and he smacked bis lips over it and each 1 "Where under the sun did Granny get cherries in March? They're out of season." Then added: "It reminds me of Maria Brown and Gobbler Short. I as in the woods this morn- ing getting calamus root and there was Maria thrashing round at a great rate, I asked Gobbler Short what she.was doing. And he said— behind his wing: 'Would you believe it? That turkey hen's hunting a nest. Did the same trick last year and every egg was frozen. Goodness me, doctor —I wish you could help me.' "I told Min Pd see what I could do, but maybe if Granny Cottontail knows where to get fresh cherries in March she'll know how to prevent a turkey hen from laying in the snow." And Doctor Pedley laughed and said good- bye. SCIENCE AS BALANCE OF POWER IN WAR DISCOVERY MAY DES- TROY CIVILIZATION. British Leaders Discuss Supre- macy of New Methods of Combat in Future Wars. The perennial controversy as to whether scientific inventions really add to the happiness of mankind, or as • to, whether they are perverted for de- structive purposes, is, again agitating British scientists. It was revived by a. recent warning by Sir Richard Gregory that "science may soon place ,at man's disposal forces that will destroy an army al- most by the touch of a button."' He anticipated the release of atomic en- ergy which would offer to predatory powers an almost incalculable weapon of offense, and concluded by the warn- ing that unless the progress of science were accompanied. by the advance of moral and ethical ideas, scientific die.' cevery might end by destroying civilte zation. e Sir Napier Shaw, R.F.S., in an inter -1 view witb. "The Westminster Gazette," echoes, Sir Richard Gregory's tears. "It is monstrous—this use to which the (Recoveries of the scientist are put," he said. "'Unfortunately one can- not believe that it will ever be other- wise. The whole of history shows • that nations and peoples have always lied to seek relief from pressure lip two ways,. There is the Internal peees- sure—the constant necessity to 9:Volvo newer and more effective eeffichines with which to conquer naenee. Th'ere is the external presstirp from other groups which finds itee outlet in war. I "The work of ttlie scientist In one ? direction can 04;0,s be utilized in the other, luedisTrieelleve, always will," Union of Scientists.eel:ked whether there were any pos- sibility of a trade union of scientists to Insure that their discoveries would be utilized only for peaceful ends., Sir Napier replied: "I done, see how it can -ever come about. One inventor might stand out,1 but what then? Another would fill the gap, or in some way the invention, be-' lug of great importance tor war pure poses, would be bound to -leak out. Many inventions of the kind were kept secret during the war, but only for a time. . "When people find themselves in a hole they will do anything. I don't • think they ever will hesitate to use the lateseseientific discovery for self - redaction," ' ()thee peomenent scientists empha- size other Onuses of the matter. Sir Oliver Lodge says: "The, scientist must go ahead ex- perimenting and devising, absolutely discoveries. That rests with you and your public mon, your statesmen, and you, the press. If you others make a mess of things you have only your- selves to blame. The scientist gives you a fire for warmth and you go and bunt the ileum down with it." War Made Quicker. Sir Ronald ROSS, the eminent bac- teriologist, elm tends to doubt wheth- er ?dentine luvention makes war more terrible. "The more terrible the weapon the shorter the wax," he says. "Tee mor- tality at old battles like Grecy and Poitiers was far greater in proportion than that of recent battles. In the Thirty Years' War whole populations were reduced, At Agincourt the French were simply slaughtered and the prisoners killed. "The discovery of a new explosive would render war more suddenly ter - tibia that is all; bat I do not think it would have any terrible effect on the total mortality." Dr. A. M. Low, speaking from the more technical viewpoint, makes the point that it may be ueceesary before new atomic farces can be released to utilize an almost equal amount of force in releasing them. "ti is a questionof mathematics," he said. "I am not In the least surprised or alarmed at Sir Richard Gregory's remarks." Dr. kIele-Shaw, F.R.S., deo sayss "As an engineer I have no cause for apprehension. We have not found the means for releasing the energyeaf the atom. The atom is new known to be In simple langueeee an. electrical plane - tar' spawn-, lillectrone revolve around a suneMit as in the feeler system. Ie We could break this system doubtless 4qe S11011141 release an enormous amount of energy. But can you imagine the solar system being broken up? Well, no more can I imagine the planetary system of the atom being split em." Where is El Dorado? Some time ago, when the ruins of an Aztec city were discovered in the Amazonian forest, they were popular- ly supposed to be those of El Dorado, the golden city to which Raleigh and many other adventurers wore eaid to have beeu lured, some to their death, and a few to fortune, in Elizabethan times when the wildest stories of the New World found credeuce. El Dorado sounds likethe fanciful names whiehethe Spaniards and Portu- guese gave to the cities they estab- lished, such as Buenas Ayres, t`.5'n119g9 Los Angeles, and eo on. But the fact is that El Dared° is not a city at all, and never was, although it would make, a line -sounding nano for some new capitel. ' • The story goes that Orellana, Ilia lieutenant of the groat Pizerro, pre- tended he had discovered a lend of gold. between the 'Olinda() mark the Amazon, but when thee() high hopes eeroved delusive, the ruler was smeared with oil and rolled in gold dust, and dtebbed El Dorado, the guilteed tuan. Whether there is any truth in the difil It t letermine chi 1 hat use is made of his r.:77.q,A1-47741,F721,77.7 getteeeteseeeeetee eeeeeeeeee — — Shorty Russick (right), star musher of the north country, won the an- nual 200-inile non -step Pas Dog Derby recently, corning in ahead of eleven other conipeting teams, He was also first in last year's race. Romance of Makers of British Highways So many great arterial roads are be - 1 ing planed in this country that Britain will soon have regained her proud position of having the best roe.desys- tem in the world, says a London maga- zine. Yet if it had not been for two remarkable men—Thomas Telford and john MeAdam—our roads might still have been, in more senses than one, insufferable. The Romans were the most famous of all road -makers. They .censtructed a number of great main arteries due - hag their eeeePatIOU Of Britain, some of which still exist as monuments to their thoroughness and ingenuity. When they departed, our roads were allowed to lapse into a more or less neglected condition, until In the eigh- teenth and nineteenth centuries the art of making durable, well -construct- ed highways was revived..., To -day it may well be said that our roads are paved with gold, for on an average it costs £292 to maintain each mile of highway. Shepherd's Cottage to Westminster Abbey. Whet we owe to Telford's genius at a time when most ot Britain's roads were .in as sorry a state as they were in pre.Roman times will never be fully estimated, Telford contributed al- most as much to the comfort and con- eenience of modern road travel as any highway authority of our own day. The ion of a Scottish shepherd, Tel- tord was forced at an early age to tend sheep and to do odd jobs for a living: When he was fifteen he was appren- ticed to a builder, a trade wheal he learned so thoroughir that at twenty- three he was a master mason, in which capacity he came to Loadon. His work on the construction of Somerset House brought lain an order to build a house for the Resident Goin' taissionr of the Portsmouth Dock - Yards, and from this he went on to un- dertake a lumber of more important tasks, inaludieg the building of the bridges over the Severn. One of his greatest achievements was the laying -out of the London to Holyhead road, which covers a edis- tanoe of 260 miles. He also undertook the reorganization of the road, in the Highlands, involving the construction of 920 miles of highway. and 1,117 bridges, the task occupying nealy twenty yee.rs, He left his mark on many other roads in the 'United King- dom, and when he died he was given an Abbey burial as a token of the nee tion's, respect. Telford% name, in the minds of en- gineers and highway experts, is linked with that of John Loudon McAdam, who invented what Is now well-known an the mac,adamized syetem of road - reeking. He was born the year before Telford—in 1766. While at school, McAdam modelled a section of road -way in clay, and his interest in the subject of road-maldng was kindled at an early age. His first efforts to improve the reads were car- rled out at his own expense, and he spent large sums in perfecting his method, As. a result he was given the past of Surveyor -General of British Roads, and in this position he soon found opportunities for putting his theories into practice. Briefly, a macadamized road Is made by levelling and draining the ground over which it is to run, and spreading on the surface a quantity of broken flints. The action of vehicular traffic 'causes the angles of the stones to unite, and, finally, to be welded in a solid gla4.50. A tarred "top dressing" is then applied, and afterwards rolled in. Wepd-pavingeVeich is becoming in- creasingly popular in towns, was in- troduced into this country ninety years ago, the first wood -paved road being laid down in Breda. Formerly the-blocke were laid in the manner of bricks, on a serfaee of gravel. Later is system of sand bedding was adopted. a How many motorists, or, for that mather, pedestritns, as they Progress in comfort along our roads, give a mo - manes thought to the two men who literally paved the way for there? Survey i g Within Arctic Circle Delimiting Sites. of Police and Trading Posts—Coed and Iron Outcroppings—Eskimo Villages. That the southern part of Baffin Is- last survey in September. The 'work Ind conteins two lakes comparable in at Craig Harbor in Lat. 76 deg. 11' is size with Lake Ontario and that the probably the most northerlisurvey of eland, whieh is almost one thousand a parcel of lend in any part of the miles loeg from north to aouth, is near- world, certainly the most northerly in ly five times, as large as Cuba, were Canada. • - same ce the striking facto brought Mit In the intervals between survey' In an address at the annual meeting work trips were made to inspect out- er tee Dominion Land Surveyors Age croopings of iron and coal (one of the sedation in Ottawa on February 7 by letter is used locally as a source of Mr. F. D. Henderson; D.L.S., of the fuel sepree) and the candttlon of the Topographical Survey of Canada, Eskimo habitations, the oharacter of Mr. Henderson, in the capacity of the vegetation, etc., were noted, Mogs- eurveyor and topographer, acoompan- e,s and lichens were everywhere in led the 1923 Arctic expediUoii of the abundance, and flowers., the most con- Noeth West Territories Branch, De- srpieuous of which was the yellow Are- partnient of the Interior, under Mr, J. tic poppy, grew in all sheltered Places, D. Craig, D.L.S. His duty was to sur- sometimes within a few feet of a gla- vey lots, and posts for the Royal Cana- der, No trees were found, the nearest dean Mounted Police, the Hudson's arepreaai being the shrub -like Arctic Bay Company and ()thee private in willow, with branches half an inch in tereets at the paints at which the diameter, The branches spread out C.G.S. Artie called, and to take mag, horizontally close to tho ground: It 1 static obeervatione and make topogra- was sometimes possible to gather Phical surveys wherever poseible. In enough of the wood to bail a kettle. all eight lots were surveyed at Craig Blueberries ware found at Ponds Inlet Harbor, Macias Harbor, Eskimo Point, butsmaller and not so sweet as in Ponds Inlet and Pangnirtung, and sou ma Canada. short traverses were run at the two At bath ?pads Wee and Pangnir- latter places. As the governing lines twig there are native villages near the of the Dominion Lauds Surveye sye- Royal Canadian Mounted Police and tem have not been extended to the Hudson's Bay Company posts, contain- Arctic elands all lots were classed and hag normally from seventy -fire to one numbered as group lots. hundred Eskimos ,each, although at The conditions were unusual, Con- theme as many as two hundred natives tinuous daylight prevailed during part amenable at these points. Those at of the period in which the surveys the former post live in permanent huts were made, solar observations were which., under the direction of the au - the only kind telten and Gieenwich thoeities, have been neatly arranged time was ,obtained from the ship's in a line along the shore, whereas at chronometer, checked up by wireless, the latter the natives still retain their that great aid to the scientific worker Skid igloos, in the field. Seem] of the surveys At many places there are remains al were made at top speed while the Arc- Eskimo encampments and villages, Saine 01 these are evidently very an cient and it was suggested that these would probably yield a rich store of valuable material to the archaeolical No Chance. Mrs. Homebody—"Does yourhus- band talk in his sleep?" Mrs. Chatterton—"I don't know. lee can't go to sleep till I'm through talk- ing 10 hem, and 1 don't get through till fall asleep." Salesmanship. New Assistant --"Gentleman asks 11 this Banal shirt will slirinke Proprietor—"Does It fit dui?" "No, it's too large," "Yes, of course it shrinks," An Oversight. Sandy 1Vicentosh started to build a small outhouse. He worked from the inside, and as he had the material close beside him, the Avails- were rising fast when noon. arrived, and with it bis son John, who brought his father's din- ner. with honest pride in his eye, Sandy looked at John over the wall on which he was engaged, and asked: "How do you think I'm gettin' on?" "Fine, father; but hew doe ye get ont? You've forgot the door!" One glance around him showed Sandy that his son was right; but, looking at him kindly, he said: "Oh, but ye've got a grand held on ye, John! Ye'll be an architect yet, as sure's yer feythed's a builder!" • • • ,oeleleteeete, The Origin of Some Popular Phrases "Who was this, Ring Melas?" wars asked the other day by an inquirer who had seen the name mentioned. There are many legendary and hiss toeicel people whose names have been ITIOOTPOrSted in our language at; dea. criptive of certain attributes, and King Midas le one ef them. Thus to -day to call anyone Midas means that lie 10 miserly, or has the trick of turning he to,gold everything he touches. King Midas was the ruler of Lydia, a kingdom in Asia Minor, He did a good turn to Bacchus, the god of wine, who thereupon promised him anything he asked. Midas, being a greedy old person, begged that everything he touched might be turned into gold, Bacchus granted his VV1.1141, and Midas went round touohing things to have the pleasure of seeing them grow golds an under his fingers. The Fatal Gift His jay was shorelived, however, foe he preseutly 'found that directly he touched his food it also turned into lumps of gold, so that he could get nothing to eat. Worse than that, when his little daughter came to him and he stroked her hair, to his horror she turned into a gold statue. Filled with agony, he besought Bacchus to take away the fatal gift, and seeing his misery the god relented. Lrdla b the way, seems to have Whatever would our grandmothers say if they knew that women had Slander expires at a good woman's club; as well as men?—Lady Loam - door. field. Photograph' shows tish delutnbla which now has a telegraph and railway Usa aneeIng I:x*6113h tie waited in the bay or made sheet trips up the coast; one was finlshecl at 10 p.m., another at 11 p.m., of the long Arctic August day, and eight inches of snow fell during the progeess of the excavator. er PEONIES REJOICE THE HEART By A. P. Sounders Well, I did not really choose it. It chose me. I happened eerie in my gardening experienee, twenty years ago, to plant a few good peonies. They did the rest. I have now in my garden at about half an acre ever 2,000 plants. And 1 never .caa have enough. These are the claims oe the peony, and if any other plant can put forward better ones, I do not know of it: The peony is incomparably the grandest of all hardy perennials for Northern climates, lt rejoices in cold and flourishes in Winnipeg as well as In Washington, It is the plant that gives the greatest returns for the least outlay in time and cost. It takes care of itself all the year round, and needs neither spraying, pet- ting nor coddling; it has no prickles, no bugs and very rarely any diseases. The finest forms of the peony are unexcelled in beauty by any flower that grows, It has richness and deli- cacy ofecolor, elegance of form, mini- mal; size, and in some varieties ex- quisite perfume. It is a grand flower for mass effects, and yet it is incomparably lovely when cut and brought Indoors, • By a proper selection of varieties% can be had in bloom for six weeks, These are its clahns, and regarding some of them I must take a little apace to say something more. The peony is a grateful plant. It asks little and gives much. Rightly pleated in a good soil it gives bloom in increasing quantity and beauty for five or ten years and wil go on then far decades thereafter, producing Its crop of bright flowers every spring. No one knows haw long the peony will live, At the Peony Society's Show in London, Ontario, two years ago, there was a large vase of blooms cut from a plant which was said to have been planted in 1885. A plant that is will- ing to work so hard for you year after yeas surely deserves that you should work hard for it once. And the time la when you p1001 11- 00, before you plant it, for your pre, paratlons should be made in, advance. The plant brings its great crop of bloom to perfection all at one time, and for that it needs food and mois- ture. It you are on a strong heavy soil your plants will do better than they will on a light gravel or sandy eon, But whetever your soil they should have manure. Not on the roots, but where the roots can gTO,,, into it as they go farther down and spread far- ther ouwatIbplapted peony will rejoice your heart every spring by the in. creased vigor of its growth. And do not worry about the ants which some- times elimb the stein to suck the sticky sweet Juice that covers the buds. They do no harm. The peony COMCS as near to being immune to dis• ease and death aS anything I know of. One of my difficulties In getting peo- ple to realize thb beauty of the peony is that they form their judgment of It from one or two bad eons that they have seen in some neighborhood gar- , den. if yon would know the beauty of the .peauy go to, some garden or peteery where' yeti can see such varie, • .0ee .u: :Marina ealot SeoShaIl eedalialle Reeeseme No leimeleltra, lease , • ova eiashea, Queee Vidtoria, Duchess the old trail of '18 tesoegh the Weltelmet,e Ti ., Npmouts, 'Victor Hugo, Lady Brans - well (Michaelis Rubra, La Tulips, I should be willing to guarantee that I could convert anyone into a peony en- thusiast in five minutes provided he had some natural appreciation of the beauty of flowers, by almply showing him one bloom each of any half dozen of the sorts named. Her Birthday Treat. "Madame La Marquise, though then i0 reduced circumstances, was a great lady, a tiny creature, seventy -tour years old, with most exquisite man- ners and speech." So wrote Kate Douglas Wiggin in her recent volume of reminiscences, of the head of the family with whom she once stayed in Paris to improve her French. 3 learn- ed to love the members of this family very much and to win also the friend- ship of Marlette, the cook, and gray- haired Albert, the garcon, valet de chambre, butler and all else." Mrs. Wiggin was writing a book at the time. My story, he says, was al- most dans when my birthday came to pass, September 28, and there was an affectionate and delightful celebration of the event I remember the flowers, the delicious repitet and especially one dame devised by Albert. He had ob- tained—perhaps from the Paris Ex- position of several years before—a single ear at corn, a veritable antique. Before the salad Albert entered bear- ing with infinite elegance a sizable platter; placing it before Madame la Marquise and removing the cover, he remarked with infinite pride: "Voila! Behold the national dish of the cbarm- ing American lady!" Thereupon Ise handed madame a small carving knife and fork and retired, blushing and hap- py, to a corner to await the service. The single ear of corn looked very lonely on its platter and displayed a very strange brown color ---whether sc. quired by extreme age or by Marietta's cooking I could not say. Madame took the carving Imite and fork in her dainty little ringed fingers and with a bow said to MB, "Permittezenoi, ma- dame?" I bent my head and "permitted" her, but, alas! my permission was futile. With her until grace and destination she first attempted to carve and then to saw the unfamiliar object on the platter, but nothing happened. "Has it perhaps a bone that ahead have Veen removed in the kitchen, Al- bert?" was her question as well as I code translate it, "I think not," replied Albert, "but pray allow nie to carve it on the side table." ele disappeared behind a screen and struggled with my "national dish," which finally, as nearly as we could judge by sound, parted under extreme pressure and flew in two directions. It was rather embarrassing for everyone and particularly for the hon- ored heoine of the occasion. She tried to explain something a the nature of corn on the cob; but "cob" was a word for which she knew no French equivalent, and when she resorted in desperation 0 the word for the human oar, "oreelle," her hearers were na- turally astonished. Fortunately they were also amused, and the incident ended merrily in laughter aud jest. But no elle got a taste of her birthday 'treat, boned or boneless! Priceless. The world Inc no Silo1i lioever in any I lead, I And no such pearl in any gulf tbesea., I as any babe on aayrnethera3 Itieee„ • Life would be intolerable if it were not foe its reconciliations. --Lord Birk - been the home el ridb men, for Crem- es, whom we commemorate when we say "as rich as Croesue," was the Met ' monarch et that country, and amassed so much wealth that it became pro - Then who was Damoaes, of witose sword we hear so often—"the sword of Damocles?" He was a courtier who heaped extravagant praises upon hts ktng, extolling his happiness, and good fortune. The king, Dionysius of Syne. cuse, to teach him the unstable nature of wealth and luxury, invited him to a most sumptuous banquet, but he found, on eeating himself at the table, that over his head a sharp sword was. SUS. pended by a single hair. Hence the sward of Damocles has become typical of any impending danger, Man With Many Eyes. Shakespeare mentions Hydra five times In his plays, and "hydra-headed" is a by no means uncommon expres- sion for something which recurs with, increasing viden,ce. Hydra was a seven -headed aerpent slain by Hercu- les. He found that whenever he cut off one head, seven more sprouted out in its place, until at last he bit upoxi the happy expedient of burning the severed neck with a hot brand before the new heads had time to spring forth. Hercules himselt has given us an adjective — herculean — meaning something extremely difficult and dan- gerous.. When we speak of a. person being "Argus -eyed," to indicate that nothing memos leia notice, we are perpetuating the name of a faithful servant, Argue, a giant with a myriad ayes which he used on behalf of his mistress, the god- dess Juno. Mercury, the messenger god, eleer him, and Juno gatheeed sip his myriad eyes and soattered them over the tail of the peacock, so that she might have ever before her e souvenir ot her devoter slave. The Goddess of Revenge. We often speak of Nemesis pursuing someone. Nemesis was the goddese of revenge, who mercilessly hurried to punishment guilty souls condemned by the goddess of justice. Her name has become a synonym for retribution. "As sure as Fate" is a common phrase. Why is fate so sure? The Fates were three sisters who control- led men's destinies. The first sister epun life's thrad, the second twisted it, and the third cut it off with her shears. They alone dared oppose the sovereign will of the gods, and they issued ir- revocable d ecrees. + When Words Fail Us. There are many things in everyday, life which We find difficult to deseribe. For instance, how many people eau describe the difference in flavor tween tea and coffee? It sounds simple, but it requires the services of an expert In beverages, to do eo. Dictionary descriptione are eosee, sidered to define an object so accurate., ly that no other description Is ethane ible, and in most cases the information, is conclusive. But take the word viol.' 10, which the dictionary describeas "a four -stringed musical inatrument played with a bow." If this informa- tion were supplied to a Pitcairn Is - lender and he were asked to draw the instrument—aseuraing, of course, that he had never seen a violin—the result wOounildyam be abattliiaraa ming.tiaian can deaaribe a spire1 staircase; anost people at- tempt to do so by a circular movement made with the finger. Everyone who has seen a concertina "knows" it, but the chances are that an attempt to describe the instrumett would hopelessly confuse ninety-nine out of every hundred people, I In most deseriptions one has to call I in the assistance et comparison. The description of Bowere Is impossible .1without a standard—whlth must be Weal-knewn---es a basis, Of aleual emu- 111.::e11:11:31:eaitce: 1acro1':^ne-ge:n1:"F•an''.a."771;Mst' Only one couple out of every 1,1100 married people live, to keep their gol den weddlag.