HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Seaforth News, 1958-08-21, Page 2Moments They'd
Like To Forget
Two very wealthy American
businessmen, cousins, had long.
and ardently wooed the same
girl—a .,proud, but very desir-
able platinum blonde.
Her prettiness and gaiety cap-
tivated both men but their rival-
ry remained friendly, They took
it in turn to take her out and
she was quite content for a year
or two to let them lavish money
ori her in their efforts to win
her.
Each bought her costly jewel-
lery; each drove her to luxurious
parties, flew her on expensive
holidays- abroad and sent her
huge bouquets'%f flowers almost
daily.
Finally the younger suitor, .who
was forty, persuaded her to say
"Yes" after proposing to her
dozens of times. The wedding
day was fixed. There was to
be a spare -no -expense ceremony
"in a flower -banked church to
which some hundreds of guests
were invited.
"You must look especially
smart and handsome on our wed-
ding
day," the young bride told
her husband -to -be. "Don't for-
get that Sam — the rejected
suitor — will be there and he
always looks well dressed."
On the great day the bride
wore a wedding dress — paid for
by her generous groom — which
cost $750. And the bridegroom,
who had -never worried much
about his appearance, certainly
looked smart in a well -cut suit.
His bride had never seen him
looking better.
She smiledhappily as they met
at the altar, and the service be-
gan.
A few moments later some-
thing happened which caused her
to blush crimson with embar-
rassment. Her groom's trousers
began to sag and then, in full
view of the large congregation,
they fell -down, leaving him
standing in his coat and under-
pants.
The worst had happened. The
old pair of braces he had hur-
riedly put on that morning had
broken. The groom turned pale
and nervously hitched up his
-trousers with his left hand, hold-
ing them in position until the
end of the ceremony.
The priest pretended . he had
not seen them fall. The congre
gation, including the rejected
suitor, could not refrain from
tittering, although everybody felt
sympathy for the embarrassed
pair.
We can only imagine how they
felt when they faced their rela-
tives and friends as they emerg-
ed from the vestry. The bride-
groom had borrowed some braces
from the verger.
Embarrassing incidents can oc-
cur to mar otherwise happy oc-
casions. It was also a pair of
braces which caused a man's
face to go red when he got up
tc speak a short time ago at a
dinner for old age pensioners
near London. They broke sud-
denly. He was given two safety
pins by a woman present, made
a quick adjustment and went on
with his speech.
An attractive woman says she
will never forget what happened
when she was invited to join a
dancing party of young people
at a Mayfair night club.
During the evening an elderly
waiter came along, stood behind
her chair and murmured some-
thing to her.
She rose automatically, think-
ing it was one of the men in her
party and continued to think
so until she had practically pro-
pelled the astonished old man
on to the dance floor and begun
to try to waltz with him.
Then he told her who he was
and repeated what he had mur-
mured to her earlier - that she
was wanted by a friend on the
telephone!
Waiting for an interview with
a" prospective employer a pretty
young Barnes typist wanted to
look her best and so powder(.)
her nose. Then she went into his
office.
"Unfortunately there was a
rouge puff as well gs a powder
puff in my handbag," she reveal-
ed afterwards.
"Only when I got home later,
did I find out that my nose was
as red as a rose. What'the man
who interviewed me must have
thought, I daren't guess, but I
-got the job."
An awkward situation in which
an absent-minded, good-looking
Manchester bachelor found him-
self led to romance some years
ago.
He had moved into .a new flat
where he was living alone. One
evening, returning late after a
busy day at his office, he walk-
ed into a flat two doors below
his, after opening the front door
successfully with a key of his
own flat, which chanced to fit
the lock.
He hung up his hat and coat,
sat down, helped himself to n
glass of wine from a bottle on
the sideboard, took off his collar
and tie and was beginning to
look round for his slippers when
the young woman tenant of the
flat came into the room from
the bathroom, wearing a dress-
ing gown.
T h e embarrassed bachel,
stammered his apologies. He we:
so confused that she realized
he had made a genuine mistake
and forgave hint. The pair later
fell in love and married.
In a Spanish cinema a young
man was so bored by the film
That he fell asleep and dreamt
that he was at home getting
ready for bed. The large audi-
ence were startled when he sud-
denly arose from his seat -and
started to undress, stripping
quickly down to his underwear.
An outraged usher jerked him
fully awake. Amazed and em-
barrassed, he had great difficulty
in convincing the manager that
be really had been dreaming.
It's not likely that a young girl
would go to a big seaside resort
for a holiday and then lose her
hotel. This, - however, was the
recent experience of a lovely
Swede.
She spoke perfect English .but
had arrived at the resort without
booking a room. At the siiation
she asked a taximan to . drive
her to a good private hotel. He
did so.
Next morning she left the ho-
• tel to go for a swim. Returning
later she realized that she did
notknow the name of the hotel
and could not remember the
rather complicated way back to
it.
Embarrassed, she went to the
police. At first they would not
believe her story, but later it
was clear that she was teling
the truth and that her wallet
and luggage were at the hotel.
The police rang up nearly 40
private hotels in the resort be-
fore they found the right one.
JUST CALL ME JOSH
At his .appearance in a Lan-
caster, Pa., court, Joshua Hietize
Baussloipezkuffbergarzime con-
fessed to the presiding magis-
trate that he also used an alias.
A somewhat bewildered mag-
istrate asked the offender what
it was, Came the answer: Joshua
Hietize Baussloipezkuffbergl
STONEHENGE RECONSTRUCTED -A giant lintelis lifted into
place atop the Druid's Circle in Stonehenge, England. The
Circle, popularly supposed to have been the worshipping place
of the ancient Druids, is being reconstructed as a monument.
BEHIND THE SCENES—Expert cutters transform modern Canadian textiles into authentic
Shakespearean costumes for the Stratford productions. Here Ottalie Douglas (left) gets ad-
vice from Barbara Gray (centre). Miss Gray and Pat Scott (right) left their own thee tried I •
costume business in England to work at the famous Canadian Stratford.
1 '7� TABLE TM KS
Jam'
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What a vast difference the
salad dressing makes—and here
are some hints and recipes that
will help to make your salads a
success. First of all—
The Basic French Recipe:
Into a screwtop jar put a 1/2
teaspoon salt, 1/4 teaspoon pa-
prika, 1 teaspoon sugar, 1/4 cup.
vinegar or lemon juice, and %
eup olive oil. Shake well. Keep
in refrigerator and shake well
before each use.
Some of the possible additions
are: 2 tablespoons finely chop-
ped anchovies; 1/4 cup finely
chopped chutney; 1/4 cup tomato
catchup; or 4 tablespoons cruor
bled Roquefort cheese. You can
use tarragon vinegar and add 1
hard -cooked egg chopped 'very
fine; or, for chiffonade . dressing,
add 2 tablespoons chopped pars-
ley, 2 teaspoons chopped onion;
1 chopped -hard -cooked egg and
e/4 cup chopped cooked beets.
For a dressing for fruit salads,
reduce vinegar by 1 tablespoon
and add 1 tablespoon liquid
honey and ye teaspoon paprika;
for piquant dressing, add ,%
teaspoon prepared brown mus-
tard, % teaspoon Worcestershire
sauce, % teaspoon ordain juice
and 2 drops Tabasco.
Or, to make up your own
dressing, add chopped stuffed
olives, chopped green pepper,
chopped red pepper, chopped
celery, in the proportions you
like.
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Many restaurants have partly
built their reputation for serv-
ing good food with their special
blend of salad dressing. One
famous eating place uses tomato
soup French dressing. Here is
the way to make it.
Tomato Soup French Dressing
2 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons dry mustard
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon paprika
1 teaspoon pepper
1 can (114 cups) condensed to-
mato soup
1/2 can each vinegar and salad
oil (1/ cup plus 2 table-
spoons each)
2 tablespoons minced onion
Combine dry ingredients in
order given in a 1 -quart jar;
add remaining ingredients and
shake well. Store in refrigerator;
shake well before using. Makes
about 2% cups.
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A "creamy" French dressing
contains no cream but is prob-
ably so named because the white
of 1 egg is beaten in as the
dressing is mixed.
Creamy French Dressing
2 'cups salad oil
1 clove garlic
2 teaspoons grated_ onion
r4 teaspoon dry mustard
1,4 teaspoon ground black pep-
per
'1 teaspoon paprika
1 teaspoon salt
cup tomato catsup --
2 tablespoons sugar
cup eider vinegar
1 egg white
Combine first 6 ingredients
and let stand 1 hour Add re-
maining ingredients. Beat vigor-
ously with rotary egg beater (or
beat • with electric beater)
Makes 3 cups salad dressing.
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Chicken salad, vegetable .sal
ad, coleslaw, fruit and molded
salads, as well as summer's fa-
vorite, potato salad, are good
with cooked dressing. This
dressing, too, may have other
ingredients added to it to form
interesting variations.
Basic Cooked Dressing:
Put into the top of a double
boiler 3 tablespoons sugar, 1
teaspoon salt, 1 teaspoon pre-
pared mustard, 11 tablespoons
flour, 1 egg, s/.e cup milk and 4
tablespoons vinegar (add vine-
gar slowly, blending). Combine •
in the order given. Cook over
hot water, stirring constantly,
until thick. Add 1 tablespoon
butter and blend thoroughly.
Cool.
If you want to use this dress-
ing for fruit salad, add 1 table-
spoon sugar and substitute 1/4
cup pineapple juice plus V4 cup
orange juice for the milk, Omit
mustard, if you wish. If you like
your fruit salad dressing fluffy,
fold in a/4. cup whipped cream.
For coleslaw, add 2 table-
spoons yellow prepared mus-
tard to the basic dressing. For a
peanut butter dressing — good
either on mixed fruit or vege-
table salad -add to basic dress-
ing, when cool, 4 tablespoons.
peanut butter. Or add 1 chopped
hard -cooked egg, 1 'chopped pi-
miento and 1 tablespoon chop-
ped sour gherkins—good on egg
or lettuce salad.
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A different taste is obtained
in cooked dressing by using sour
cream and lime juice. This is
the way to make it.
Sour Cream' Cooked .Dressing
2 teaspoons salt
11 'teaspoons dry mustard
2 teaspoons sugar
Dash cayenne
2 tablespoons flour
2 eggs, slightly beaten
1 cup scalded milk
eup' lime juice
1 cup sour cream
Mix dry ingredients and add
to beaten eggs. Add milk and
lime juice and cook in double
boder, stirring constantly until
mixture thickens. Cool. Add
sour cream, blending well. Store
in covered jar in refrigerator
Makes about 3 cups.
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Homemade mayonnaise ' used
to be considered almost a neces-
sity for party salads, especially
for chicken or fish salads. It is
rich and, some new cooks think
difficult to make, but here is an
• easy .recipe.
Basic Mayonnaise
1 teaspoon prepared mnstard
5 ;oaspoon salt
14 teaspoon pepper
Vs teaspoon paprika
1 egg (or 2 egg yolks)
2% tablespoons vinegar
2 cups salad oil,
Mix mustard, salt, pepper and
paprika; add egg and heat well.
Add oil gradually, by teaspoon-
fuls at first, until 'Fe cup is
used, beating all the time Add
1 tablespoon vinegar and beat
well Add more oil, thinning as
the mixture thickejas, anti] . al)
oil and vinegar are used,
Kitchin Hint
Ever try tocut a heisted cake—
or an angel cake ---and have the
frosting get messed up by the
time you 'reach the second cut7
If you don't know this trick, try
it soon Run a sharp knife under
very hot water shake to remove
excess` moisture, then cut once.
Run the knife under the water
again before' making each in-
cision, and you'll have no more
r issy frosting.
Study In Browns
Bob Addie, a Washington
sportswriter, was itting in a
restaurant shooting the breeze
with Lyall Smith, of the Detroit
Free Press; Red Smith, general
manager of Toledo; Joe . E.
Brown, movie comedian; Joe E.
Brown, Jr.; and young Joe's
wife.
Later they were joined by a
Mr. and Mrs. Stanley Jones- and
still later along came Bobo
Newsom, then , pitching for the
Athletics. Addie made • the in-
troductions: "This is Mr. Smith,
Mr, Smith, Mr. Brown, Sr„ Mr.
and Mrs. Brown, Jr., and Mr.
and Mrs. Jones."
Bobo hesitated for a moment,
then said, "If- nobody is going
to give their right name, I ain't
tither."
Drive With Care
Squirrei Prefers
Indoor Living.
There has been a progressive
deterioration in my relations
with Nutto, a female gray squir•
rel who has lived in my house
since last '`autumn. When she
first arrived she was small and
lived in the nursery. "Just like
a little ornament)" Nanny would
admiringly exclaim when Hutto
sat bolt upright on the mantle-
piece, eating a grape, in her fore.
paws; she was affectionate and
liked being played with.
But as she grew larger, the
squirrel, always bold, became
positively imperious. A succes-
sion of thefts and breakages
led to her exile to a large wired -
in balcony outside my dressing
zoom, from which she can be
allowed earess by unblocking a
rainwater drain. She pops
through this onto the wisteria
and one would expect her to
go off into the woods which
come down close behind the
house. But Nutto is deat to the
call of the wild. She pines for
the great indoors and seldom
fails to effect an entry.
She has practically destroyed.
a valuable pair of curtains; she
has totally destroyed -by using
them as interior decoration in
her nest—four of my best ties,
and the other day when we came
back from a point-to-point all
that remained of half a pound
of cheese was a lacerated morsel,
contemptuously sited half -way
up the staircase.
How does one disembarrass
oneself from a situation this
kind? . . , If I take her to a
distant part of the woods and
let her go I make myself liable
to prosecution under the Gray
Squirrel Act (1947). Our des-
tinies seem to be inextricably
interlocked as though we were
characters in some ghastly play.
A Month Later. Hutto still
uses my house as a sort of pied
a terre, but apart from stripping
the wisteria and on two consecu-
tive mornings stealing the but-
ter off the breakfast table she
has not done a great deal of
harm. She seems, however, bent
on establishing a reign of terror
in the neighborhood and has af-
fected an entry into several cot-
tages within a . radius of a mile
Or so of us, to the consternation
of their inhabitants.
"Hutto," I said, "one of these
days you will go too far."
—From "My Aunt's Rhinoceros,"
by Peter Feming.
FASHION HINT
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