HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Seaforth News, 1958-04-24, Page 2Crabby Husbands
Nagging Wives
The young wife wanted her
freedom so that she could marry
a wealthy man. Her . husband
would not consent to a divorce,
however, because, despite her
proneness to nagging, he was
still in love with her.
"So you refuse to divorce
me?" she -demanded. The hus-
band nodded and launched into
a heartfelt plea to his wife to
kiss an snake up. But the wife,
instead of feeling pleased, nurs-
ed a bitter hatred against him
and determined to make his life
e misery.
Night after night, as he tried
to sleep, she disturbed him. At
first, she merely placed alarm
clocks under his bed, timed to
go off at 2 or 3 a.m. But eventu-
ally he grew accustomed to
them, so she took sterner mea-
sures. Creeping into his room,
she would dash a cupful of ice-
cold water into his face, some-
times not even bothering to re-
move the ice lumps!
Finally, as the culmination of
her hate, she took to daubing
him, while he slept, with quan-
tities of flour paste. At last the
Unfortunate man relented and
gave her grounds for divorce.
Nagging, it has been said,
weakens only those who are
themselves weak, People with
strong and buoyant tempera-
ments generally stop such non-
sense before it can begin, or
perhaps they do not marry nag-
gers in the first place!
A Yorkshirewoman, though
good-hearted, hard-working and
thrifty' became thoroughly net-
tled by her husband's habit of
putting his feet up on the best
chair in thei,r living -room. She
wearied of telling him to desist.
So she took to •rattling a tin of
stones in his ears ,• every time
she- caught him with his :feet up.
This •new• tat.tic fairly tiled him.
tie counter=attacked by hunting
out and throwing away her tin
of stones. This only made her
get bigger tins and stones.
The situation became so diffi-
cult that the two took separate
rooms and for two years lived
quite apart, even taking their
ineals independently.
In the U.S.A., nagging in some
households takes the form of
endlessly criticizing the hus-
band's moCtey-earning capacity,
his manners his choice of neck-
wear, the closeness or otherwise
of his shave.
Inevitably, the nagger offers
him a good comparison — that
'peach of a man," Steve Smooth-
phizz, two blocks distant, who
every day gives his wife such a
pleasant surprise: money for a
new dress, a bouquet, some new
perfume or a big box of choco-
lates.
"He worships the ground on
which her shadow falls," said
one disgruntled woman, refer -
mg to a neighbour's hhusband.
"But as for you, Custard Joe,
you don't see my shadow any-
where—no, not even when I'm
standing right here beside you."
"Nor you mine, any longer,
honey," snapped the husband,
bis patience worn out. And so
Laying, he jumped into his car
end roared off. He didn't return,
or give her a clue to his where-
abouts for four long weeks.
When he reappeared, she was
mighty glad to welcome him
hack, and having learned her
lesson, put away her "nagger's
tongue," as she had the grace to
gay, into the family fridge!
Who wins the nagger's stakes?
There can be no final answer,
seine new forms of nagging ap-
pear almost daily. But could it
be the woman who, jealous of
Iter husband's mania for stamp
collecting, and thinking that he
kept her` short of housekeeping ,
money, formed the vastly' irri-
tating habit of plastering his
boots with old used postage
stamps, Morn off envelopes and.
parcels?
She pasted them down so
tight that when he was in a
hurry to catch his morning train
for the office, he often had first
t
to steam them off his toe-capss
and rush off with unpolished
boots.
It seemed she derived im-
mense satisfaction out of this
procedure. Matters came to a
crux when he was preparing for
his firm's annual dinner, •a dressy,
affair, and he found the front of
his stiff white shirt transformed:
into a chequer -board of used
stamps. This naturally annoyed
the -keen collector.
The situation worsened when
she began to invade his stamp
album, removed prized speci-
mens, and sold them "to raise
her housekeeping allowance."
Admitting defeat, he disposed of
his entire collection.
Now he sits at home, a morose
and silent man, while his wife
tells the neighbours: "My hus-
band's getting old and horribly
dull. A pity he can't find some-
thing interesting to occupy him."
When women take to nagging,
then men must look out. From
northern France comes a story
of a couple who became es-
tranged because of the wife's ob-
session for dogs. She not only
kept large numbers of them, but
gave them the complete run of
the house.
The husband, returning from
work, was shocked to discover
Pekes perched on the kitchen
table, sampling his stew. When
he went into the drawing -room,
there were other dogs scuffling
about. It was the same in the
bedroom. They climbed into his
bed and drove him out of it.
When he complained, his wife
accused him of being "a hard-
hearted beast!"
Sometimes women are victims
of naggers. Let us introduce
Hildegrade, a Hamburg woman
who, living with her sister on a
joint income, their father's leg-
acy, felt perhapst that with her
sister removed, her own life
would be rosier.
Now this sister, Anna -Maria,
detested, as many women do,
both mice and spiders. So Hilde-
garde went out of her way to
introduce such creatures on all
possible occasions.
Poor Anna -Maria could no
longer look forward even to
milk puddings, her favourite
sweet, for invariably she found
a spider drowned beneath the
rice. Mice, too, scampered
about the house with discon-
certing frequency. And some-
times these also appeared on
the menu.
It was all done very subtly,
The nagging sister even pro-
duced a cat, to keep the mice
down, but fed it surreptitiously
so that it wouldn't look at a
mouse, dead or alive.
This dreadful state of affairs,
with one sister trying to drive
the other crazy, persisted for
about three years. But Anna -
Maria was tough. Finally, she
decided to go and live with
friends in a fresh district. And
this time fate neatly intervened.
For Hildegarde, living on her
own, caught a chill which de-
veloped into pneumonia and
caused her death.
WELL -FARE STATE
Police of Ferndale have re-
cently intensified their "Cour-
tesy Pays" campaign. Pedestrians
and motorists who show cour-
tesy are stopped by the police
and issued with a ticket. The
tickets are good for a free meal
at a local restaurant.
SKY PILOT -The Rev. Charles Lee, a flier in World War 11, has
stow 'taken to the air for his church. The 34 -year-old Congrega-
tional
minister has been hedge -hopping across Great Plains
states for two' years.
HIS FIRST ARMY BREAKFAST—Pvt. Elvis Presley, the rock 'n' roll
idol, rolled out of bed a half-hour earlier than fellow Army
recruits at Fort Chaffee, afid` then ate his first Army breakfast,
above. Presley and 50 other recruits: were outnumbered' by re-
porters and photographers at the camp to record the hip -wig-
gling singer's entry into the service. Twenty -three-year-old
Presley ,reported that he had "a good night's sleep."
G r7 TA BLL TALKS
e1a'4 ¢, Accdtlews.
One . welcome sign of spring
is rhubarb. A favorite way of
cooking it may be familiar to
some of you, but it's worth men-
tioning because of its simplicity.
After washing stalks of rhu-
barb, trim off any brown spots
and cut on a board into 1 -inch
pieces, Place in a casserole with
some sugar-rabout 3/4 cup of
sugar to 1 pound rhubarb, unless
you have a sweeter tooth. Cover
and bake at about 325° F, for
45 minutes. No water is needed,
for the drops of moisture which
cling when you wash the stalks
will combine with the natural
juice of the plant to make abund-
ant sauce, and slow cooking will.
produce a lovely, deep pink hue.
A little experimenting the
other day resulted in a delight-
ful modification of the above
process. With the sugar which
was sprinkled on the rhubarb
there was mixed about 3 tea-
spoons of cornstarch, and of
course the resulting sauce be-
came thick as it cooked. (A stir
once in a while during cooking
helps to keep the sauce smooth.)
When the thickened rhubarb
cooled, it. was not only a strik-
ing pink, but just the right con-
sistency. to spoon into crisp tart
shells, made from ordinary pie -
crust. A dab of whipped cream
on top made a handsome and
delicious dessert, a kind of one -
crust rhubarb pie.
There was one special advan-
tage, too. You can put the rhu-
barb in the tart shells just be-
fore serving time, thus avoid-
ing the soaking -in process which
often: makes a day-old pie some-
what soggy.
* * *
Just in case you've mislaid
former recipes for roasting a
leg of lamb, here are directions.
If your leg of lamb weighs from
5 to 6 pounds, roast it from 21
to 31/2 hours at 300° F. If you
use a meat thermometer, it will
register 175° F. for medium done
and 180° for well done.
Do not have fell removed
from leg of lamb. Season meat
with salt and pepper. Place skin
side down on rack in open roast-
ing pan. Insert meat thermom-
eter so the bulb reaches the cen-
ter of the thickest part of the
leg, being sure bulb does not
rest on fat or bone. Do not add
water. Do not cover. Allow 30 to
35 minutes per pound for roast-
ing. * ° *
To go with your roast lamb, try
these mint dressing balls. About
thirty minutes before your lamb
is done, place these balls on a
rack with the roast and bake
them. You'll enjoy this new way
of serving mint. MINT DRESSING BALLS
3/4 cup finely chopped onion
r/s cup finely chopped celery
2 tablespoons butter
2 cups toasted bread crumbs
7/z teaspoon thyme
% teaspoon salt
%s teaspoon pepper
1 tablespoon dried mint or '%
cup chopped fresh mint
1 egg beaten
Cook onion and celery in but-
ter until tender; add remaining,
ingredients and toss until moist-
ened. Shape into eight balls.
5 ' '* *
Meringues
If you decide' not to serve mint
in dressing balls, garnish your
roast with mint meringue treats.
Beat 1 egg white until stiff. Add
'/a' cup mint jelly, and continue
heating until well. mixed. Place
meringue in 4 or 5 peach or pear
halves. Bake or broil until mer-
ingue is lightly browned.
-Another Garnish
Another idea for, garnish for
your lamb is fruit en brochette.
Thread any combination of small
fruit or pieces of fruit, suchas
pineapple chunks, cherries, crab
apples or bananas, on skewers.
If you like them hot, brush with
melted butter before heating.
Sweet Potatoes
If you're having sweet pota-
toes, you may like to serve these
pineapple towers. Spread canned
pinapple slices with mashed
sweet potatoes, brush with but-
ter and .top each with a marsh-
mallow. Bake until heated
through. * *
You'll like a lamb breast if
you fill it with this pineapple -
mint dressing. Get a 3 -pound,
boned breast; cut a pocket from
end to end. Season with salt and
pepper. Put the dressing inside
the pocket and skewer edges to-
gether. Place on rack fat side up
in uncovered roasting pan; roast
at 325° F. for 2 hours or until
tender. Make gravy with pan
drippings.
PINEAPPLE -MINT STUFFING
2 tablespoons shortening
3 tablespoons finely chopped
onion
1 quart soft bread crumbs
'/4 teaspoon salt
Dash pepper
1 can (No. 2) or 21/s cups
crushed pineapple, drained
1 teaspoon chopped mint
Melt shortening in skillet; add
onion and saute until tender.
POur over soft bread crumbs,
salt, pepper, pineapple and mint.
Stir. , * *
Nothing quite .tops Dutch ap-
ple calve for a pick-up dessert.
Since this cake can be whipped
up in a matter of minutes, as a
matter of fact while the potatoes
are cooking, a dressy dessert is
ever at hand, however busy the
woman of the house may be.
DUTCH APPLE CAKE
1 cup flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
14 teaspoon salt
ih cup of milk
1 egg
3/4 cup melted shortening. .
2 tablespoons granulated sugar '
1VIix ingredients together in
'one bowl. Since this recipe is
slanted for the busy person,
don't fuss. It " comes' out beau-
tifully in the end.
Put dough into an 8" square,
shallow baking tin. At first you
may feel there isn't enough
dough to cover the bottom of
the pan, but keep spreading and
stretching: it with a fork. It will
cover.
Core, peel, and quarter three
large apples, then cut into thin
slices. ( A cup Of canned apples
will speed the process.) Then,
overlap apples in parallel rOws
on top of dough, pushing each
slcie of apple, thin edge only,
part-way into dough.
Combine - next three in-
gredients.
Y teaspoon cinnamon
Y/ teaspoon nutmeg
3 tablespoons sugar
Sprinkle combination over ap-
ples, then top with three table-
spoons of butter. Bake in a hot
oven, 400° F. for about 40 min-
utes, or until the apples are ten-
der.
The topping is optional: After
the cake has cooled for ten min-
utes, either whipped cream Or
whipped jelly, (any jelly on hand
will do), spread over the top
will complete , an attractively
delicious dessert.
Super Cheesecake
Even those who say they do not
ordinarily like cheesecake, - wee
enthusiastic when this . one is
served.
Crust:
15 graham crackers, crushed
1 pinch cinnamon
6 tablespoons melted butter
Mix and spread around bot-
tom of pan and sides.
Filling:
3 eggs beaten till lemon yellow
1 cup sugar
1 pound cream cheese
Add cheese very slowly.
(leave out of refrigerator to
soften before using,)
Rind of one lemon, grated
1 teaspoon vanilla
Bake 45 minutes at 350° F. Or
until firm. (Use pan with fairly
high sides, or spring -mold pan,
as cake rises.) Cool, then 'pour
following cream mixture on top.
1 pint sour cream
3 teaspoons sugar
y teaspoon vanilla
Bake 500° F. for 15 minutes
with oven door open. This last
is import an. Chill and serve.
Serves 10 to 12.
CALMED DOWN—Looking prop-
erly contrite, Nicky, the Barbary
ape who escaped twice en route
to the Overton Park Zoo sits
calmly in his cage eating a
banana. The ape scrambled
through the rigging of the ship
that brought him to the United
States, leading the sailors a
merry chase. Then, ashore, he
temporarily' got away again.
Pottery -Making --
A Female Craft
Pottery -making, so long as it
was done by hand, was in many
cases a female craft. In view
of the lack of communication be-
tween the women of different
communities divided by dif •
ference of speech and probably
of ritual, there were many local'
variants among the products. of:
the female crafts. Among these
crafts that of pottery -making
gives specially valuable evidence,
because pot fragments have so
often persisted for thousands of
years.
As Europe north of the Medi-
terranean was at first merely a
barbaric fringe of . the Middle
East and the Aegean civiliza-
tions, it is natural that the paint-
ed pottery of . the Near East
should have been made, in the
course of time, during the third
millennium B.C. on the loess
lands in Hungary and west of
the Dnieper. But though skill in
pottery' did spread westwards,
the idea of a coloured slip did
not penetrate. far. Instead, the
surface, while still soft, was
marked with incised lines, finger.
impressions and, later on, with
incrustations. The lines might be
traced with an edged or pointed
stick or might be impressed by
pressing a string. , There are' also
pots in the Danish museums or-
namented by pressing a cockle-
shell on to the surface before
baking.
Archaeologists tract the spread
and the replacement of pottery
styles in Europe as their best
line of evidence for interpreting
movements of peoples and of
cultural elements. It is a fact
of "'some importance that about
2000 B.C. or soon afterwards
there appeared in Spain and in
central Europe pottery of finer
quality than had for the most.
part been made hitherto in these
regions. The vessels made were
drinking cups or beakers; the
paste of which they were made
was usually fine and the baking
well done. The style is of interest,
partly' because, though it and its
variants last only a few genera-
tions, they can be traced over
wide areas, both in Spain and on
the loess of middle Europe as
well as, in quantity, in Britain.
—From "Times and Places," by
the late HarOld Peake and Her-
bert John Fleure.
Removing Stains
From Old Glass
One day at an auction I saw
a lovely cut glass perfume
bottle. It was badly stained with
a "high water" mark inside.
I've learned not to buy dis-
colbred or dead glass, no matter
how beautiful the shape and
pattern when it is badly marked
in this way. And until then I
had never found a way to re-
move the stubborn stains.
The person next to me spoke
up. "If the dealer would clean
the bottles before exhibiting
them, she wouldget far better
prices."
"Do you know a method for
removing stains like that?" 1 "
asked.
"Only an old-fashioned one
that seems to work," she replied.
"Wash a potato well, then cut it
up into small chunks with the
peel left on..Put half a cup of
these into the bottle with enough
water to reach the line of dis-
coloration. Let them stand one
or more days. Then when you
rinse the bottle, the stains will
be gone."
And, wonderful- to be told, the
old homemade method ,...has
worked equally well for ane!
By Sarah Shields Pfeiffer in The
Christian Science Monitor.
Drive With Care
ALL FOR PEACE - Fifty people protesting American nuclear tests scheduled to begin in the`
Pacific in. April are shown starting out on their 100 mile six day walk to New York City from
Philadelphia The marchers intend' bo go to the U.N. Building to bring up their, case for the
abolition of nuclear jests on Good Friday.
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