The Seaforth News, 1957-12-26, Page 11Shared Bed With
:Hens •And Pigs
"See the M.O.," the sergeant -
major urged: "Go on, report sick
-then you can stay in Eng-
land -with me."
The orderly -room clerk ig-
nored the sergeant -major's ad-
vice. Very shortly after making
this decision, Ewart Jones land-
ed with his company at Calais.
It was May, 1940.
For Rifleman Jones thenext
three days were a nightmare.
He was haunted by the constant.
fear of death. Over fifty per cent
ofhis battalion were killed.
"And then," writes Ewart
Jones in his commendable and
absorbing book, "Germans Un-
der My Bed," "the peace. Peace
--my peace . absolute si-
lence." With others of the ill-
fated B,E.F. he was herded into
captivity.
Any unfortunate P.o.W. who
was captured in 1940 had a long
wait ahead of him. Some settled
into the soul-destroying exis-
tence of prison camp life, others
enlivened their enforced stay
with attempts to escape. With a
fellow P.o.W.,; Jones; made a
break for liberty and fled, their
Objective being Russia.
The journey was a succession
of close calls, little food and
drink. Fatigue and exhaustion
compelled them to seek food and
shelter at a poverty-stricken
dwelling,Their knocking was
answered by a young Pole, who
asked them in.
Jones explained their plight
and that they were English
P,o.W,s. The welcome was ter-
rific. Hunks of bread and drip-
ping and ersatz tea were speed-
ily set out.
However, the two P.o.W.s
were startled out of their wits
by the action of the Pole when
he suddenly produced a large
knife, grabbed. Jones' friend's
hand and made a gash across
the veins in his wrist,.
The Englishmen jumped to
their feet in alarm, but the Pole
smiled an assurance, made a
gash across his own wrist and
held the two wounds together.
They were blood brothers!
Jones was treated likewise.
It wasn't possible to sleep at
the house, so they were escorted
to another dwelling a short dis-
tance away. Another meal, and
they were shown to their bed.
Jones was prodded into wake-
fulness the following. morning.
WHAT GIVES? - Pretty Maxine
Gillette seems to have sudden-
ly grown an Amazon body up-
on which to perch her pretty
head. Trick photography is not
Involved In the "growth", how-
ever. The clear water acted
as a giant magnifying glass
in "split level" photo made
from glass boat.
by his friend; they four it dif-
ficult to believe what they saw.
Under the sheets at the bottom
of the bed four inquisitive chil-
dren were peeking at them.
From a bed on the other side of
the room six more children were
eyeing them with frank curi-
osity.
Pretending the children were
not there, the two men pulled
the bed -clothes over them again
and settled, down: They were
jerked back to consciousness as
the bed tossed and heaved about.
Jones .and, his friend sat up in
fright. The children te-t.4 gone,
but a coupleof lean pigs,scram-
bled out from udder the bed
even as they watched, shortly
followed by twelve assorted
hens. The; children, pigs and
poultry had all been their bed-
fellows!
Later in their travels they
were recaptured and sentenced
of twenty-one days''; solitary con-
finement on a bread and water
diet.
This solitary confinement.
turned out to be one of comfort' and luxury. Both men were con-
fined in the same • snug little
cell, with double bunks, a glow-
ing stove and a bucket of coal
with which to keep it going.
Belgian P.o.W.s in the camp
learned of their "plight" and
supplemented their diet with
smuggled delicacies, including
delicious soup and a steaming
hot 0x -tongue wrapped in paper.
The author records an amus-
ing incident as proof that the
German guards didn't always
find their captives willing to toe
the line. P.o.W.s were employ-
ed in stacking bags of 'cement,
and to hamper the German war
effort made a point of dumping
the bags into thewaiting barge
with enough force to split the
bags so that when they were
eventually removed at their
destination the cement spilled
out.
On one occasion, one of the.
guards, a little man, saw red at
this deliberate sabotage and,
whipping out his bayonet, fixed
it to his rifle and prodded a huge
P.o.W. from Norfolk.
•The Norfolkman didn't lose
his temper or even squeal. He
ponderously turned and, with
his huge hands, tore the rifle
from the guard's grasp. Holding
it high above his head, he walk-
ed to the dockside. "I've a good
mind to chuck the blessed thing
in the river," he said quietly.
The German guard jumped up
and down, fumed and tried to
snatch the rifle back; but he
wasn't tall enough. His rage
gave way to pleading.
Not until the Norfolkman had
exacted a contrite apology from
him, and a promise to be odd
and keep quiet while the men
were working, was he allowed
to have the offending rifle and
bayonet back.
Ewart Jones, after his unlucky
breakout, remained a P.o.W. un-
til Germany surrendered, and
his book is a glowing tribute to
those unfortunates who served
long-term 'periods in captivity;
a book made all the more sin-
cere by his refusal to play up
the heroics.
INCIDENTAL
A contractor, doing some ex-
cavating, was charged with neg-
ligence when a pedestrian fell
into a pit on a dark night. The
watchman, a somewhat dull-
witted but loyal fellow, was to
be called to testify concerning
danger signals. He was primed
by the contractor, and when
called to the stand swore stead-
fastly that ample lanterns had
been hung in the area. 'On the
strength of his testimony, the
case was closed, and the contrac-
tor congratulated him warmly.
"You . did very well, Sam," he
commented. "Were you ner-
••voiis?" "Wal, not exactly, boss,"
replied Sam, "but. I'll tell you I
sure was scared that lawyer fel-
ler was going to ask me if them
lanterns was • lit."
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A PUSH TOWARD SUCCESS -A cheerful smile and a useful sign
are a big help in getting Sandy Cruse to • his classes at the
University of Arizona. Pretty Dorothy Gyger returns the smile
and lends a hand to the wheelchair student. Sandy, 30, is a
victim of multiple sclerosis. An ex -G.1, married and father of
a two-year-old son, he's studying for his Master's Degree in
biology and was cited by the National. Multiple Sclerosis Society
for his courage and determination in working for a college
degree despite his handicap.
TIILFMMFRONT
Addressing a luncheon meet-
ing recently of the Ontario
Cream Producers' Marketing
Board, Col. T. L. Kennedy, for-
mer minister of agriculture,
stated in emphatic fashion that
orderly marketing is vital to
agriculture and that he stood
just as strongly behind the prin-
ciples of the Ontario Farm. Prod-
ucts Marketing Act as he did
when he introduced the legisla-
tion in 1929.
Col. Kennedy maintained that
Government's 'task was to en-
courage establishment of co-
operatives, support erection at
cold storage facilities, and seek
to develop fruit and vegetable
varieties which would mature
earlier or later than those now
in existence.
• • •
Ontario -apple growers, as they
ponder the state of the industry,
would do well to consider the
viewpoints of Mr. B. B. Byrd,
Vice -President of the Byrd Apple
Orchards, Winchester, Virginia.
The Byrd Orchards are known
the world over and when a
member of the Byrd family dis-
cusses apples he receives atten-
tion.
* • •
Mr. Byrd says:
,It; is sometimes extremely dif-
ficult to grasp the true serious-
ness:. of apple per capita con-
si mftion decline.
Since 1920 apple per capita
consumption has been declining •
at the rate of one pound per
year. -•
Today there are 170 million
people in the United Statgs.. At
45 pounds of apples, per bushel
we :are losing an apple demand
equivalent to 3,777,000 bushels.
And at 500 bushels pore acre this
means that we are losing demand
from over 7,000 acres., per year.
Next year , and each succeeding •
year it will be worse, because.
our population is expected -to in-
crease by about 4 million people
par year.
If our per capita consumptio-n
of apples had remained steady
since 1920, our country (exclu-
sive of , foreign -exports) would
be consuming 219,111,000 bushels
of apples within the continental
United States.
• • •
Contrast the orange. industry.
Oranges are gaining per capita
consumption et, the. rate of 1.6
pound per year. They are or-
ganized on an industry -wide
basis. They have a compulsory
tax 'rendering over $7 million
per year, Part goes to consumer
education (advertising); part to
merchandising (retailer educa-
tion); and part, to research (from
whence came frozen orange
juice).
•. * 0
Whether apple growers like It
or not, this. is 1957.and not 1920.
This is a nation where people
have to be sold :on what they•
are willing he buy - whether it.
be a Republican or Democratia'
political party; whether it be 'a
Ford or Chevrolet automobile,
whether it be an apple or, an
orange; and the political party,
or the autombile manufacturer,
or the fruit producer who shouts
the loudest and advertises the
most is going to win the batle.
Up to date the apple industry
of the United States has been
living in the atomic age of pro-
duction, but in the horse and
buggy age of consumer educa-
tion and merchandising.
* •
It might be of supreme in-
terest to those blindly optimistic
American apple growers to re-
alize that if the present down-
ward curve of apple per capita
consumption continues - and
we have no reason to expect a
magic to be performed which
will suddenly reverse the trend
of 37 years - by 1975 - only
18 years from today - the
American public will consume
only 7 million bushels of apples,
which is less than 25% of the
Washington state apple crop .
* • *
The use of power pruners, lift
trucks, bulk handling, speed
sprayers, etc„ do reduce labor
costs and make for more internal
efficiency within the individual
apple orchard. Although these
mechanical devices are presented
to the apple growers of the
United States by clever manu-
facturers as the solution to the
apple problems, they are not the
solution. These mechanical de-
vices are like unto the rear
guard action of a beaten army,
an; army whipped by its op-
ponents but trying to get enough
stea 'mup to cross one more river
b e f or e complete annihilation
takes place.
In Vienna, a complete• issue of
Austrian currency has been
marked in braille so blind people
can recognize their value.
Common Sense &
400 Horsepower
In a week or so America's
motoring public will be offered,
for the first time, a mass -pro -
produced car with a 400 -horse-
power engine. If there are other
passenger "°ears eleswhere in the
world equally powered, they are
'undoubted'ly few. In fact no na-
tion has seriously challenged the
United States in auto produc-
tion: American cars on foreign.
streets are still symbols of big-
ness, productivity, and. power.
And the industry's sharpest
critics are also still at home.
Traffic and safety engineers
are openly dismayed with many
of the. trends in the auto Indus-
try, most notably with the ever-
growing power plants. Engines
that are forever begging for
speed, in ever larger ears, are
a big factor in planning for high-
ways and parking. But the
gravest question to be raised
• about any engine. poweredbe-
yond the needs of safety .and
comfort has to do with causing
accidents. There can be no quib-
bling about speed as the major
villain in highway deaths. And
fast cars are products of"power-
ful engines.
This is not to say that a 400
horsepower engine is lethal in
itself. But to handlesafelythe
performance of such an engine
requires a maturity ' not always
present in the ordinary driver.
In ' the hands of an exuberant
teen-ager such overpowered cars'
pose a peril both to himself and
other drivers. .No one would
dream of holding the auto maker
responsible' for careless driving.
But' the manufacturers can do
much to take the lure out of
high speeds, by playing down
horsepower. Fortunately, this
year one or two of them are
actually doing so.
-Hartford Courant
One in every thousand Lon-
doners was seriously injured in
road accidents during 1957.
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LESSON
By Rev R. Barclay Warren
B.A., B.D.
Christ in the Likeness of Men
Philippians 2:1-11
Memory Selection: When the
fullness of the time was come,
God sent forth His Son, made
of a woman, made under the
law, to redeem them that were
under the law, that we might
receive the adoption of a o we,
Galatians 4:4-5.
All people know something
of the power of God from the
things that are made. We stand
in awe of Him who made the
worlds. But man wants a gad
to whom he can talk, one whit
is , near. The yearning of our
heart is fulfilled in Jesus Christ,
"All things were made by Him;
and without Him was not any-
thing made that was made:'
(John 1:3). Yet, this mighty
God came in the likeness of men,
The Little Babe of Bethlehem
was really God, come in the
flesh. He became one of us, yei
without sin. Sin . showed, itself
at its ugliest and meanest when
man hanged this Saviour on lt
tree. This principle of enmity
to God is still manifested by de-
praved man. The name of God
is used as a swear -word. 1311
laws forbidding stealing, adul-
etry and lying are ignored with
a laugh.
Calvary points up sin. But it
also shows the great love of
God. God has come near in the
Person of His Son' to save us
from our sin and restore us to
fellowship with our Creator. He
proved His power to save by
conquering man's great enemy,
death. Today the Holy Spirit
reveals to us this living Saviour.
He invites us to repentance and
faith.
If we accept the great salva-
tion we shall become imitators
of Jesus Christ, We shall share
His spirit of humility. He laid.
aside heaven's glory and became
a servant to men and humbled
Himself even to die on a cross.
The disciple of Jesus Christ lives
to serve. He has the disposition
that was in Christ Jesus. He ham
a cross to b e a r, too. It isn't
enough to put the cross on the
church or wear it on our per-
son; it must become part of our
very living. We must die to our
sinful self and rise to newness
of life through Jesus Christ.
Let us remember this Christ-
mas that we are commemorating
not only the birth of the great-
est Man who ever lived, but that
this Man was really God corny
in the flesh to save us from em'
sins.
HIS BROTHER'S KEEPER -Jimmy, left, and Jerry Foster, 14 -year-
old farm boys, celebrate their birthday at Peter Bent Brigham
Hospital, prior to a kidney transplant which was performed
with apparent success. Plucky Jerry went to .court to receive
permission to donate a healthy kidney to his brother who
would have died within a short time without the transplant.
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A FLEET IN ONE -Out for its shakedown cruise, the world's largest birchbark canoe skims over
the waters of Golden Lake, in Ontario, prop elled by a total of 16 paddlers. to the bow
of the giant craft is 85 -year-old Matt Bernar d, who supervised its building. The canoe, a
copy of those used by early fur traders, is 36 feet long and six feet wide. It will be shipped
to Ottawa for display in the National Museum.