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The Seaforth News, 1939-07-13, Page 7THURGDi,V, JULY 13, 1939' THE SEAFORTH NEWS PAGESEVEN - wP ..Tri THE WORLD'S GOOD NEWS will come to your home every day through THE CHRISTIAN SCIENCE MONITOR llrt International Daily Newspaper e records for you the world's :lean, constructive doings. The Monitor dope not exploit.. crime or sensation;- neither does, 11 ignore them, but deals correctively with them. Ventures for busy men and all the famas, Inaludtng the Weekly Magazine Section. • The Christian Science Publishing Society One, Norway Street, Boston, Massachusetts Please enter ms subscription to The Christian Science Monitor for a period of 1 year $12,00 0 months $0.00 3 months $3.00 1 month $1,00 Wednesday issue, including Magazine Section: 1 year .$2.60, 8 issues 28e Name Address -- Sainp$e Copy es Kogan* • The Secrets f Good Looks by WHY GROW OLD -LOOKING? The' dread. of "looking old" is a very real one to women! And the de- sire to lookyouthful is equally vivid. Fortunately, there is not one of us but can take years off our appear- ance by devoting a little more care to certain vital factors, with which- deal this week. Mouth, Lines around the mouth often arise from distorted • facial habits. Avoid pouting. Apply a touch of rich tissue cream daily. And try this treatment—often. Close lips, fill your mouth with air and blow hard. A simple but remarkably effective method to keep mouth lines at bay: Forehead: Scowling and frowning quickly- weave a pattern of ;`aging" lines. Perhaps your eyesight is none too good, or your feet pain you? Cheek these points. Curb any nerv- ous habits, such as undue eyebrow - raising. When massaging with cream use a •firer pressure—up and out. Feet. An elastic walk shows youth- ulness. Wear shoes that ai'e large enough, and foreswear pointed toes! Cramped feet develop corns. if you have corns, don't be a martyr, but buy a good corn plaster. Write me for confidential beauty advice. The following leaflets may be obtained by sending a 3c stamp for each one requirbd: Facial Care, Bust Development; Superfluous hair; Reducing in Spots; Hand 'Beauty; Feet Care; Slimming; Glamorous Hair; Fascinating Eyes; Under- weight. Address your letter to: Barbara Lynn, P.O. Box 75, Station B. Mon- treal, Que. First Lady 'Rider—"I'ns very much attached to my - horse."' Second Lady Rider (feeling very uncomfortable)—"I-I-I w -w -wish 'I -I w'was," itvg, GOT ea v t:? • Grandma always was a keen shopper and quick to "snap up" a bargain but you'll recognize these BARGAIN OFFERS without her years of ex- perience you save real money ... you get a swell selection of magazines and a full year of our newspaper. That's what we call a "break" for you readers ... no wonder grandma says—"YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING THERE!" ALL -FAMILY OFFER THIS -NEWSPAPER, 1 YEAR AND ANY THREE MAGAZINES PLEASE CHECK THREE MAGAZINES DESIRED ❑ Maclean's Magazine (24 issues), 0 Rod and Gun, I Year. 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'0 American Boy, 1 Yr. 1 -':Gentlemen: 1 enclose $ I am :checking below the offer desired with a year's subscription to your paper. - ❑ All -Family 0 Super -Value - Name St: or R.R. Town and Prov`mce THE.'SEAFORTH NEWS SEAFORTH, ONTARIO. Their Majesties Accept Hikers' Badges As souvenirs of their hike to the summit of Tunnel Moun- tain during their visit to Banff, Their Majesties, King George and Queen Elizabeth have both gra- ciously accepted the silver insig- nia of the Sky Line Trail Hikers of the Canadian Rockies. King George borrowed an alpenstock from the Sky Line Trail, Hikers which he used for his mountain- eeringadventure, and .at the Sug- gestion of Dan McCowan, Presi- dent of this organization, the Parks Branch of the Canadian Government has been asked to erect a cairn on the top of Tun- nel -Mountain to be named after King George, and also to erect a lookout at a point known as the green spot on Stouey Squaw Mountain to be called Queen 1511 zabeth's View, as Her Majesty was particularly delighted with the' panorama of the Canadtan Rockies at Banff from that point. The Sky Line Trail Hikers is ae- tive in promoting hiking expedi- tions through -the trails of the Natiional Parks in the Canadian Rockies, and holds an annual four day camp which will be lo- cated next August 4-7 in Ptar- migan Valley, north of Lake Louise.. Sir Edward Beatty, G.B.E„ K,C., LL.D., is the honorary pres- ident and the secretary and foun- der is J, Murray Gibbon of Mont- real SMILES OF YESTERDAY Mr. John Fell of Goderieh and a former resident of Hibbert, recently gave The News a number of stories and yarns that have made people smile in days gone past. "I clipped them out of the newspapers many years ago." Mr. Fell said. SPOKE TOO SOON "You ought to have seen 11Ir. Mar- shall when he called upon Dolly the other night," remarked Johnny to ,his sister's young man, who was taking tea with the family. "I tell you he looked fine a -sitting there alongside of her with his arm—" "Sohnny!" gaped his sister, her face the color of a boiled lobster. "Well, so he did," persisted Johnny. "He had his arm—" "John!" screamed the mother, frantically, "Why.„- whined- the boy. "I was—" "John," said his father, sternly, "leavb the room!" And. Johnny left, crying as he went: I Was only going to say that he had his army clothes on," * * * s During the G.A.R. encampment there was oue woman amid the crowd of spectators on the day of the parade which made herself cuspicuous by her noisy hurrahs and excited waving of a flag as the old veterans marched past. One of the bystanders told her sharply to shut up. "Shut up yourself!" she retorted. "If you had buried two husbands who had served in the war you would be hurrahing too." * * e, a "Uncle Joe" Cannon has a way of speaking his mind that is sometimes embarrassing to others. On one oc- casion an inexperienced young fel- low was called upon to make a speech at a banquet at which former Speaker Cannon was present. "Gentleman," began the young fel- low, "my opinion is that the general- ity of mankind in general is disposed ta take advantage of the generality of—" "Sitdown, son." interrupted "Uncle Joe, "You're coming out of the same THE SEAFORTH NEWS Seaforth, Ont. 0, I, McInnes CHIROPRACTOR' Office — Commercial Hotel Electro Therapist - Massage. Hours—Mon. and Thurs. after- noons anw +byappointment FOOT CORRECTION by manipulation—Sun-ray treat- ment. Phone 227. hole you went in ate" w * * * Applicant—"Ot'd like a jab wid ya, sorr." Foreman --"Well, I dont know. There isn't much doing at present. I don't Wink I could keep you busy." Applicant, reassuringly "Indade. sorr, it 'ull take very little to kap¢ me busy," * 0 * * A commercial traveller who occup- ied the same ear with a clergyman asked him if he had ever heard that in Paris as often as a cleric was hanged a donkey was hanged at the same thne. The victim of the joke replied in his blandest manner, "Well then, let us both be thankful that we are not in Paris." * * * 1: The teacher, wishing to impress on 'her pupils' mind the vast population of China, said: "Just think of it, chil- dren, two Chinamen die every time you draw your breath!" A minute - later h -u, attention was attracted to little Jimmie James, who stood at the foot of the class puffing vigorously, with his -face reddened and his cheeks distended. "What is the matter Jimmy?" ask- ed the teacher. "What on earth are you doing??" ' Nothin', Miss Mary." was the in- different response of Timmy. "Just kiiliu' Chinamen." * Some men at the chub were telling dog stories after a day's shooting. Af- ter some time when the tales had got very "tall" one little man, who had been quite silent, said:— "I have a dog that makes all yours seem foolish. I generally feed him myself after dinner, but the other day a friend dropped in, and the poor animal slipped my mind, After the ileal we went into the garden. The dog scratched up a flower and laid it at my feet, with a .most yearning look in his eyes—it was a forget-me- not." Nobody told any more dog stories that evening. -: +t Necessity is the mother of inven- tion, and the hungry Frenchman told about in a biography recently pub- lished in England illustrates the old adage anew. He was in an English restaurant and wanted eggs for breakfast. but had forgotten the English word. So he got around the difficulty in the following way— "Waiterre, vat is dat valking in the yard?" ".1 rooster, sir." "Ah! and vat you call de rooster's w?" Tifehe hen, sir." "And vat you call de childrens of de rooster and his wife?", "Chickens, sir." "But vat you call de ehieken before dey are chicken?" ""Eggs, sir," "Bring me two.,, * 1+ * * KEEPS DOGS FOR HOBBY AND WINS MANY PRIZES Complete' House Is Now Utilized for Prize Dogs owned by. Jack Walker Nearly every man has a hobby and Jack Walker of Seaforth is no ex• eeption except that his hobby is, of an unusual nature and that is raising dachshund dogs—not one or two dogs but twelve of them, says the Stratford Beacon Herald. Mr. Walker is the owner of the famous dog Muck Von. Mayndale, commonly known as Muck, He purchased Muck about a year and a 'half ago and has shown him in sev- er! Canadian and United States dog shows, achieving considerable success with hint. At the New York dog show this winter Muck got two firsts, one second and a special prize. During one ' of the competitions Muck and another dog were tied for first hon- ors so to decide the winner the judge had the dogs do some retrieving. Muck got along all right until he was on his way back when. evi.ieatly greatly worried by the day's work he decided to sit down This wilt one award Muck didn't "walk" away with. It wasn't long alt.,: Jack pur chased Muck that he deelded his po=t must be leading a rather lonely life so he got another dachshund nailed Lady. Lady is of a brownish color, ant is quite a bit smaller than her elate. It wasn't ling until there wore seven of these elongated dogs and at this stage Jack decided that he couldn't possibly keep seven dogs, in his house so he bought a one -and -a - halt storied house for them. Jack had this house moved to his back yard and then he began to redecorate it. He put a foundation under it, and plastered, painted and papered the inside of the house. Inside are four little stalls or pens painted red and white with a runway from each pen to an enclosed space outside the house, which is equipped with a radio set. The waits are hung with pictures of dachshund dogs. There is also a studio couch. About seven or eight weeks ago another batch of quintup- lets arrived, so now Jack has twelve "sausage dogs" as they are common- ly known, Recently Jack decided that he had rather a valuable collection here so he hired Jack Holland of Dublin to guard his precious pets. Now when anyone walks into the Walker yard he sees anywhere from two to ten of these dogs stretched lazily under a huge umbrella in the yard. EVER HEAR THIS ONE? Willie (very seriously)—Papa, I had a strange dream this morning. Papa—Indeed! What was it? Willie—I dreamed, papa, that I died and went to Heaven; and when St. Peter met me at the gate, instead of showing me the way to the golden street, as I expected, he took me out into a large field and in the middle of the field there was a ladder reach- ing away up into the sky and out of sight.: Then St. Peter told me that Heaven was at the top, and that in order to get there I musttake the big piece of chalk he gave me and slowly. climb the ladder, writing on each rung some sin I had committed. Papa (laying down his newspaper) —And did you finally' reach Heaven, any son? Willie—No, papa;- for just as I was trying to think of something to -write on the second runglooked up and 'saw you coming down, Papa—And what was I coming down for? Willie—That's what I asked you, and you told me you - were coming for more chalk. TESTED RECIPES Lamb Moulded in Mint Jelly tablespoons gelatine y4 cup cold water 11,4 cups boiling water 14 cup vinegar 3 cups cold diced lamb 1/4 cup sugar 1. teaspoon salt V4 cup chopped mint leaves i/4 cup diced sweet red or green pepper Soak gelatine in cold water. Corn - bine water, sugar, vinegar, salt and mint, leaves. Boil 3 minutes in cov- ered - saucepan. Strain out mint leaves. Reheat to boiling point and add gelatine. Allow to partially set. Add lamb and. pimento. Allow to set in one large dr six individual moulde. Serve on crisp lettuce. Garnish with fresh vegetables. Send its the names of your 'visitors. I .Duplicate Monthly Statements We can save you money on Bill and Charge Forms, standard sizes to fit. Ledgers, White or colors. It will pay you to see o&r samptes: Also best eteality Metal Hinged Sec- tional Post Binders and Index The Seaforth News Phone 84 - wP ..Tri THE WORLD'S GOOD NEWS will come to your home every day through THE CHRISTIAN SCIENCE MONITOR llrt International Daily Newspaper e records for you the world's :lean, constructive doings. The Monitor dope not exploit.. crime or sensation;- neither does, 11 ignore them, but deals correctively with them. Ventures for busy men and all the famas, Inaludtng the Weekly Magazine Section. • The Christian Science Publishing Society One, Norway Street, Boston, Massachusetts Please enter ms subscription to The Christian Science Monitor for a period of 1 year $12,00 0 months $0.00 3 months $3.00 1 month $1,00 Wednesday issue, including Magazine Section: 1 year .$2.60, 8 issues 28e Name Address -- Sainp$e Copy es Kogan* • The Secrets f Good Looks by WHY GROW OLD -LOOKING? The' dread. of "looking old" is a very real one to women! And the de- sire to lookyouthful is equally vivid. Fortunately, there is not one of us but can take years off our appear- ance by devoting a little more care to certain vital factors, with which- deal this week. Mouth, Lines around the mouth often arise from distorted • facial habits. Avoid pouting. Apply a touch of rich tissue cream daily. And try this treatment—often. Close lips, fill your mouth with air and blow hard. A simple but remarkably effective method to keep mouth lines at bay: Forehead: Scowling and frowning quickly- weave a pattern of ;`aging" lines. Perhaps your eyesight is none too good, or your feet pain you? Cheek these points. Curb any nerv- ous habits, such as undue eyebrow - raising. When massaging with cream use a •firer pressure—up and out. Feet. An elastic walk shows youth- ulness. Wear shoes that ai'e large enough, and foreswear pointed toes! Cramped feet develop corns. if you have corns, don't be a martyr, but buy a good corn plaster. Write me for confidential beauty advice. The following leaflets may be obtained by sending a 3c stamp for each one requirbd: Facial Care, Bust Development; Superfluous hair; Reducing in Spots; Hand 'Beauty; Feet Care; Slimming; Glamorous Hair; Fascinating Eyes; Under- weight. Address your letter to: Barbara Lynn, P.O. Box 75, Station B. Mon- treal, Que. First Lady 'Rider—"I'ns very much attached to my - horse."' Second Lady Rider (feeling very uncomfortable)—"I-I-I w -w -wish 'I -I w'was," itvg, GOT ea v t:? • Grandma always was a keen shopper and quick to "snap up" a bargain but you'll recognize these BARGAIN OFFERS without her years of ex- perience you save real money ... you get a swell selection of magazines and a full year of our newspaper. That's what we call a "break" for you readers ... no wonder grandma says—"YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING THERE!" ALL -FAMILY OFFER THIS -NEWSPAPER, 1 YEAR AND ANY THREE MAGAZINES PLEASE CHECK THREE MAGAZINES DESIRED ❑ Maclean's Magazine (24 issues), 0 Rod and Gun, I Year. ALL FOUR 1 Year. 0 Silver Screen, I Year. ONLY ❑ National Home Monthly, I Year. 0 American Fruit Grower, I Year. ❑ Canadian Magazine, 1 Year. 0 Parents', 6 Mos. ❑ Chatelaine, 1 Year. 0 American Boy, 8 Mos. ®® O Christian Herald, 6 Mos. ❑ Canadian Horticulture and Home ❑ Open Road (For Boys), I Year. Magazine, I Year. . SUPER" -VALUE OFFER - THIS -NEWSPAPER, 1 YEAR AND THREE BIG MAGAZINES GROUP B — SELECT 2 ❑ Maclean's Magazine, 24 issues, I Yr. O National Home Monthly, I Yr. ALL FOUR ONLY❑ Canadian Magazine -I Yr. ❑ Chatelaine; I Yr. ❑ Rod and Gun, b Yr. ❑ Silver Screen, 1 Yr. 90 ❑ American -Fruit Grow- er, I Yr. D Canadian Horticulture & Homo Magazine, I Yr. - ❑ Open Road (For Boys), I'Yr. GROUP- A SELECT 1 ❑ News -Week, 6 Mos. ❑ True Story, I Yr. ❑ Screenland, I Yr. ❑ Judge, 1 Yr. ❑ McCall's, I Yr. O Magazine Digest, 6 Mos. O Parents', I Yr. ❑ Christian Herald, I Yr. O Woman's Home Companion, I Yr. O Collier's, I Yr. '0 American Boy, 1 Yr. 1 -':Gentlemen: 1 enclose $ I am :checking below the offer desired with a year's subscription to your paper. - ❑ All -Family 0 Super -Value - Name St: or R.R. Town and Prov`mce THE.'SEAFORTH NEWS SEAFORTH, ONTARIO. Their Majesties Accept Hikers' Badges As souvenirs of their hike to the summit of Tunnel Moun- tain during their visit to Banff, Their Majesties, King George and Queen Elizabeth have both gra- ciously accepted the silver insig- nia of the Sky Line Trail Hikers of the Canadian Rockies. King George borrowed an alpenstock from the Sky Line Trail, Hikers which he used for his mountain- eeringadventure, and .at the Sug- gestion of Dan McCowan, Presi- dent of this organization, the Parks Branch of the Canadian Government has been asked to erect a cairn on the top of Tun- nel -Mountain to be named after King George, and also to erect a lookout at a point known as the green spot on Stouey Squaw Mountain to be called Queen 1511 zabeth's View, as Her Majesty was particularly delighted with the' panorama of the Canadtan Rockies at Banff from that point. The Sky Line Trail Hikers is ae- tive in promoting hiking expedi- tions through -the trails of the Natiional Parks in the Canadian Rockies, and holds an annual four day camp which will be lo- cated next August 4-7 in Ptar- migan Valley, north of Lake Louise.. Sir Edward Beatty, G.B.E„ K,C., LL.D., is the honorary pres- ident and the secretary and foun- der is J, Murray Gibbon of Mont- real SMILES OF YESTERDAY Mr. John Fell of Goderieh and a former resident of Hibbert, recently gave The News a number of stories and yarns that have made people smile in days gone past. "I clipped them out of the newspapers many years ago." Mr. Fell said. SPOKE TOO SOON "You ought to have seen 11Ir. Mar- shall when he called upon Dolly the other night," remarked Johnny to ,his sister's young man, who was taking tea with the family. "I tell you he looked fine a -sitting there alongside of her with his arm—" "Sohnny!" gaped his sister, her face the color of a boiled lobster. "Well, so he did," persisted Johnny. "He had his arm—" "John!" screamed the mother, frantically, "Why.„- whined- the boy. "I was—" "John," said his father, sternly, "leavb the room!" And. Johnny left, crying as he went: I Was only going to say that he had his army clothes on," * * * s During the G.A.R. encampment there was oue woman amid the crowd of spectators on the day of the parade which made herself cuspicuous by her noisy hurrahs and excited waving of a flag as the old veterans marched past. One of the bystanders told her sharply to shut up. "Shut up yourself!" she retorted. "If you had buried two husbands who had served in the war you would be hurrahing too." * * e, a "Uncle Joe" Cannon has a way of speaking his mind that is sometimes embarrassing to others. On one oc- casion an inexperienced young fel- low was called upon to make a speech at a banquet at which former Speaker Cannon was present. "Gentleman," began the young fel- low, "my opinion is that the general- ity of mankind in general is disposed ta take advantage of the generality of—" "Sitdown, son." interrupted "Uncle Joe, "You're coming out of the same THE SEAFORTH NEWS Seaforth, Ont. 0, I, McInnes CHIROPRACTOR' Office — Commercial Hotel Electro Therapist - Massage. Hours—Mon. and Thurs. after- noons anw +byappointment FOOT CORRECTION by manipulation—Sun-ray treat- ment. Phone 227. hole you went in ate" w * * * Applicant—"Ot'd like a jab wid ya, sorr." Foreman --"Well, I dont know. There isn't much doing at present. I don't Wink I could keep you busy." Applicant, reassuringly "Indade. sorr, it 'ull take very little to kap¢ me busy," * 0 * * A commercial traveller who occup- ied the same ear with a clergyman asked him if he had ever heard that in Paris as often as a cleric was hanged a donkey was hanged at the same thne. The victim of the joke replied in his blandest manner, "Well then, let us both be thankful that we are not in Paris." * * * 1: The teacher, wishing to impress on 'her pupils' mind the vast population of China, said: "Just think of it, chil- dren, two Chinamen die every time you draw your breath!" A minute - later h -u, attention was attracted to little Jimmie James, who stood at the foot of the class puffing vigorously, with his -face reddened and his cheeks distended. "What is the matter Jimmy?" ask- ed the teacher. "What on earth are you doing??" ' Nothin', Miss Mary." was the in- different response of Timmy. "Just kiiliu' Chinamen." * Some men at the chub were telling dog stories after a day's shooting. Af- ter some time when the tales had got very "tall" one little man, who had been quite silent, said:— "I have a dog that makes all yours seem foolish. I generally feed him myself after dinner, but the other day a friend dropped in, and the poor animal slipped my mind, After the ileal we went into the garden. The dog scratched up a flower and laid it at my feet, with a .most yearning look in his eyes—it was a forget-me- not." Nobody told any more dog stories that evening. -: +t Necessity is the mother of inven- tion, and the hungry Frenchman told about in a biography recently pub- lished in England illustrates the old adage anew. He was in an English restaurant and wanted eggs for breakfast. but had forgotten the English word. So he got around the difficulty in the following way— "Waiterre, vat is dat valking in the yard?" ".1 rooster, sir." "Ah! and vat you call de rooster's w?" Tifehe hen, sir." "And vat you call de childrens of de rooster and his wife?", "Chickens, sir." "But vat you call de ehieken before dey are chicken?" ""Eggs, sir," "Bring me two.,, * 1+ * * KEEPS DOGS FOR HOBBY AND WINS MANY PRIZES Complete' House Is Now Utilized for Prize Dogs owned by. Jack Walker Nearly every man has a hobby and Jack Walker of Seaforth is no ex• eeption except that his hobby is, of an unusual nature and that is raising dachshund dogs—not one or two dogs but twelve of them, says the Stratford Beacon Herald. Mr. Walker is the owner of the famous dog Muck Von. Mayndale, commonly known as Muck, He purchased Muck about a year and a 'half ago and has shown him in sev- er! Canadian and United States dog shows, achieving considerable success with hint. At the New York dog show this winter Muck got two firsts, one second and a special prize. During one ' of the competitions Muck and another dog were tied for first hon- ors so to decide the winner the judge had the dogs do some retrieving. Muck got along all right until he was on his way back when. evi.ieatly greatly worried by the day's work he decided to sit down This wilt one award Muck didn't "walk" away with. It wasn't long alt.,: Jack pur chased Muck that he deelded his po=t must be leading a rather lonely life so he got another dachshund nailed Lady. Lady is of a brownish color, ant is quite a bit smaller than her elate. It wasn't ling until there wore seven of these elongated dogs and at this stage Jack decided that he couldn't possibly keep seven dogs, in his house so he bought a one -and -a - halt storied house for them. Jack had this house moved to his back yard and then he began to redecorate it. He put a foundation under it, and plastered, painted and papered the inside of the house. Inside are four little stalls or pens painted red and white with a runway from each pen to an enclosed space outside the house, which is equipped with a radio set. The waits are hung with pictures of dachshund dogs. There is also a studio couch. About seven or eight weeks ago another batch of quintup- lets arrived, so now Jack has twelve "sausage dogs" as they are common- ly known, Recently Jack decided that he had rather a valuable collection here so he hired Jack Holland of Dublin to guard his precious pets. Now when anyone walks into the Walker yard he sees anywhere from two to ten of these dogs stretched lazily under a huge umbrella in the yard. EVER HEAR THIS ONE? Willie (very seriously)—Papa, I had a strange dream this morning. Papa—Indeed! What was it? Willie—I dreamed, papa, that I died and went to Heaven; and when St. Peter met me at the gate, instead of showing me the way to the golden street, as I expected, he took me out into a large field and in the middle of the field there was a ladder reach- ing away up into the sky and out of sight.: Then St. Peter told me that Heaven was at the top, and that in order to get there I musttake the big piece of chalk he gave me and slowly. climb the ladder, writing on each rung some sin I had committed. Papa (laying down his newspaper) —And did you finally' reach Heaven, any son? Willie—No, papa;- for just as I was trying to think of something to -write on the second runglooked up and 'saw you coming down, Papa—And what was I coming down for? Willie—That's what I asked you, and you told me you - were coming for more chalk. TESTED RECIPES Lamb Moulded in Mint Jelly tablespoons gelatine y4 cup cold water 11,4 cups boiling water 14 cup vinegar 3 cups cold diced lamb 1/4 cup sugar 1. teaspoon salt V4 cup chopped mint leaves i/4 cup diced sweet red or green pepper Soak gelatine in cold water. Corn - bine water, sugar, vinegar, salt and mint, leaves. Boil 3 minutes in cov- ered - saucepan. Strain out mint leaves. Reheat to boiling point and add gelatine. Allow to partially set. Add lamb and. pimento. Allow to set in one large dr six individual moulde. Serve on crisp lettuce. Garnish with fresh vegetables. Send its the names of your 'visitors.