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THE SEAFORTH NEWS
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 10, 1938
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"Oh, Will they think that?" she the Rev. Mr, Mannering's, as he apoke
aaid, 'quickly. "Well, I'll—Ill go now,lof the 01bi1igations incurred by two
Ronald; hut please make my hair young folk separating themselves
smooth behind—and is my •collar from all others and resolved upon go -
right ?" ing through the world's !joys and sor-
And yet it was not suds a very rows always side by side; and the old
dreadful interview, after all; for the dames were Much affected; and when
two old dames made a mighty. fuss he went on to quote the verses,
over this pretty young 'creature; and
vied with each other in petting her,
and cheering her, and counselling her;
and when the great event was spoken
of in 'wallets they also were to play a
pant, they affected to talk in a lowea
tone of voice, as if it were something
mysterious and tragic, and demand-
ing the greatest caution and circurn-
opectio'n, As for the young minister,
he sat rather apart, and allowed this
large, soft eyes to dwell upon Meenie,
with something of wistfulness in his
look. He could 'do so with impunity,
in truth, for the old ladies entirely
monopolized her. They patted her on
the shoulder, to give her courage;
they spoke as if they themselves had
one through the wedding ceremony
a hundred tines. Was she 'sore •she
would rather have no other witnesses?
Would she stand up at the head of the
room now, and they would shove her
all ,he would have to .clo? And they
stroked her hand; and ,purred about
her; and wort: mysteriously elated ov-
er their share in this romantic busi-
ness; insomuch that they altogether
forgot !Ronald, who was left to talk
polities with the absent -eyed young
parson.
Between this interview and the
formal wedding a sabole week had to
elapse; arid during that time Agatha
Conrail' saw tit to deal in quite a dif-
fereist way with her sister. She was
trying reason now, and peratooion,
and entreaty; and that, at 'least, was
more agreeable to l eenie than being
driven into a position of angry antag-
onism. Moreover, 'Meetsie did not seek
to vaunt her self-will and independ-
ence too openly. Her meetings with
Ronald were few; and she made no
ostentatious parade of them. She was
civil to MI". Frank 'Lauder when he
came to the 'house. Indeed, Mr. Gem -
mill. who arrogated to 'himself the
success of this 'milder method of treat-
ing the girl, who hold enough to de-
clare that everything 'was going on
well; Meenie had as mods common-
sense as most ,folic; she o -as not likely
to throw herself away; and When once
aha had seen old Mr. Lauder's spaci-
ous mansion, and picture -galleries,
and what no, and observed the style
in which the 'family lived, he made no
doubt but that they would soon have
to welcome Frank Lauder as a broth-
er-in-law-.
Totem:tiling, 'flushed at times, and
pale at others, and clinging nervously
.Ronald's arm, 'Meenie made her
way up this cold stone staircase in
Garnet Hill, and breathless and agita-
ted she stood on the landing, while he
rung the bell.
"'Oh, Ronald, I hope I am dobig
right," she munnuted.
"We will let the future be the judge
of that, my good girl," he :said, with
modest confidence.
• The old dames al.most smothered
her with thear attentions and kind-
ness; and they had a 'bouquet for her
—all in white, as became a bride; and
they had 'paepared other little knick-
knacks for her adornment, so that
ahey had to carry her off to their own
room for the .donning df these. And
when •they brought her back—oose-
red •she was, and timid, and !trembling
—each a them had one of her hands,
as if she was to be their 'gift to give
away; .an.d very important and mys-
terious were they 'about the shutting
of the doors, and the conducting of
the conversation in whispers. Then
ahe 'minister came forward, and show-
ed them with •a little gesture of his
hand where they should stand before
The ceremonial of a ,Scotch wed-
ding is at the simplest; but the ad-
dress to the young 'people thus enter-
ing life together may be jost anything
you please. And in tnuth there was a
good deal more of poetry than of the- make uo to hirn for what he !had auf-
000gy in these mellifluent sentences of fered at her hands?
"And on her lover's arm :she leant,
And round her waist ahe felt it fold,
And far across the hills they went
In that new world whicb is the old,"
they never thought of asking whether
the lines were •ouite apposite; they
were so'b'bing 'unaffectedly •and Pro..
Lusely; aad Meenie's eyes were tattier
wet too, And then, when it was all
over, they ,caught her to their arms as
if she had :been their OW11 1 and would
lead her to the sofa, and overwhelm
her with all kinds of little attentions
and 'caresses. Cake anti wine, too—of
course he moat have some take asel
wine!
"Should 1, !Ronald?" she said, look-
ing op, with her eyes all wet and
shining and laughing: it was her first
appeal to the amthority of her hus-
band,
"As you like—as you like, surely."
But when they came to him,
gently refused.
"Not on your w eckling-day 1" the
.1,1 ladies exclaimed—and then he
raised the glass to his lips; and they
did not notice that he had not touched
it t% hen he pra it down again.
And so these two were married
now—whatever the future might have
in store for them; and in a brief space
of time—as soon, indeed, as she could
tear herself away from these kincl
friends, she had dispossessed herself
of her little hits of 'bridal !finery; and
had bade a long and 'lingering good -by
to Ronald; and was ,tealina back to
her sister's house.
CHLAIPTER
It was with feelings not to be en-
vied that (lack Rosen stalked up and
down the veranda in front of this Fort
.George hotel, or haunted the long,
echoing, corridors, eager to question
any who had access to the siok-room.
All the mischief seemed to be of his
doing; and the help and counsel and
direction in this time of distress seem-
ed to be afforded by his friend Tilley.
It was he—that is, FillySell—whose
carelessness had led to the boating ca-
tastrophe; it was the young doctor
who had trlungecl into the lake and
saved ,Carry's life. Not only that, hut
it was on his shoulders that there now
seemed to rest the ;burden of saving
her a second time; for she had gone
from had to worse; the fever 'had in-
creased rapidly; and while Dr. Tilley
was here, there, and everywhere in his
quiet but persistent activity, taking el-
aborate precautions about the temper-
ature (if the room, instructing the two
trained norses whom he had tele-
graphed Inc 'from New York, and pa-
cifying the mental vagaries of the pa-
tient as best he might, what could
Jack Huysen do hut wander about like
an uneasy spirit, accusing himself of
having wrought all this evil, and des-
perately conscious that he could be of
no use whatever in mitigating its re-
sults?
She was n•ot always delirious. 'For
the most part she lay moaning slight-
ly, breathing with the greatest diffi-
culty, and complaining of that con-
stant pain in her 'chest; while 'her high
pulse and temperat'ure 'told now the
fever was rather ga:ining epos her
than abating. But then again, at tittles
her thace -would grow +flushed, and she
would talk in panting whispers, in an
eager kind of way, and as if ahe glad
some secret to tell. ;Anti always telt
SaIlle delusion occupied, her mind—
that this was Loch Naver; that they
had got into trouble somehow, be-
cause 'Ronald was not in the boat;
that they had sent for 'Ronald, but lie
wasgone away somewhere; and so
forth: And. Isometitnes she uttered hit: -
ter r•eproaches; Ronald had been
treated by some one; nay, she herself
had been to blame; and orho was to
iNot that 'he cared," the .said, lath- have lost my head altogether—"
er proudly and contemptuously, one .-e,Aodonitteh good You'd have done
if youa had ',tamped in," the doctor
said, aand left the two women to
manage 'the ;boat! How shooed we
have got picked op, then?" •
"Rut ,albout 'that jibbing, now—was
at ray 'fault?"
No; It WRS mine," the ,doctor said,
curtly. "I .shouldn't 'have given 'op the
ti•lber. Faiet is, the !girls were 'just mad
albout that 'Dancing in the Barn'; and
was ,fooll enough to yield to them. '1,
tell you, Tack, it isn't half as easy 111,9
it looks steening a boat that's runoing
fair before the wind; I .d•9n't blame
you at all; I dare say thene was a
nasty puff that 'caught you when you
weren't looking; tanyhow, it's a bless-
ing no one was bit 'by the boom—
that was what II 'feared for Miss Hod-
son When I found her insensible -1
was afraid alie had been hit about thc
head—"
"And you don't think it was abso-
lute careless'nesa?" the other said.
Quickly, was steering
straight for the pier, as you 'said."
"Oh, well," said the young .cloctor,
evasively, "if you had noticed in time,
you know—or when I called to you
—but perhaps it was too late then.
It's no 'use going back on that now;
what we 'have to do now is to .fight
this fever as well as we 'can."
"I would take it over from her if 1
could," Jack Huyaen saki, "and will-
ina,ly enough."
itwas 1101 Until early the itext
morning that 'air. I-Todson arrived. He
looked 'dreadfully oale 'and harassed
and 'fatigued; far the +fact was lie was
not in Chicago when they telegraph-
ed for 'him; some business affairs lia.c1
called hint away to the Sou th ; aocl the
news of his daughter's illness follow-
ed him from place to place until it
found hint in a remote corner of
Louisiana, whence he had travelled
naglit and day without 'criv•ing himself
an 'hour's rest. AIM ,1101V he would not
stay to dip his hands .and face in cold
water after his long and anx•ious jour-
ney; he merely asked a few hurried
question's of the doctor; and then,
stealthily and on tiptoe, and determin-
ed to show no sign of alarm or per-
turbation, he went into Carry's room.
She had 'been very delirious 'during
the night—talking wildly and frantic-
ally in spite of all their efforts to
soothe her; hut now she lay exhaust-
ed, with the •fleshed fate and ;bittish
lips and eager, restless eyes so
strangely unlike' the .Carry of other
clays. She recogniaed him at once—
hut liot as a new -comer; she appeared
to think he had been there all the
time.
"'Have you seen hint, pappa?" :ate
said, in that eager 11,1131. "Did yott see
him when you W111'11 i1111?"
"Who, darling?" he said, as he sat
down 'beside her and took her wasted
hand in his.
"Why, Ronald to be Sure! 01, some-
thing dreadful was aboot to happen to
1,1111- -I don't .kno w what it was—
something dreadful and dreadful—anti
I called out—at the window—at the
window there --and nurse says it is
all right now --all right now—"
'Oh yes, indeed," her father said,
gently; "you may 'depend it is all
right with 'Ronald 'now. 'Don't y.01.1 fret
about that.
"Ali, but we •negleeted him, pappa.
we neglected him; and I worat of
any," she went on, in that panting,
breathless way. "11 was always the
moue—always thinking of doing some-
thing 'for bum and never -doing it. I
meant to have written to the innkeep-
er for his address in Glasgow; but
no—that o-ae forgotten too. And then
the spliced rod, that 'George was •th
have got for itte—ff seamed 'Ronald to
have the hest aalsnon-rod that Amer-
ica could make—hut it was talking—
all talking. Ala it was never talking
with aiin when Ise could do us a ser-
vice—and the other boatmen getting
money, of course—and he scarcely a
`thank you' when we Mille away-. 'Why
didn't 'George get the fishing -rod?"
"Pt's all right, Carry, darling," her
father said, whispering to her, "yon lie
quiet 1/01V, artd get well, and you'll see
what a splendid salmon -rod we'll get
Ronald. Not that it would be of much
use to him, you See, when he's in
Glasgow with his 'books and studies:
but it -will show him we have not For-
gotten him, Don't you trouble about
it, 110,111-1 1 will see it is all right; and
you will give it to him youraelf, if we
go over there next spring, to try the
salmon -fishing again."
"Then you will take George with
you, OataPa," she said, regarding bito
with her burning eyes,
"Oh yes; and you--"
ing"Nhoetr ,m,no
heaed..,11. larie,"m;he
going
sak,kir,4.AATbk.;,
doctor 'doesn't know; 1 know. -rhey
have been very kind; Ibut—hotonak
them, pappa, not to 'bother me to toke
.things now. -1I want to be let alone,
now you are here --it will only •he' for
a little while—"
"Why, what nonaense you talkl"
said—hut his heart was strook with a
sudden fear, for these feW straggling
sentences she had uttered without any
appearance of .delirium, "I tell you,
you must hasten to get well and
hushed evening that the -doctor was
trying to soothe her into quietude.
no. !Ronald care what a con-
ceited scriblbling .sehoolaboy said
about him? INol � should think not.
Perhaps 'he never knew—indeed,
think he never knew. He never !knew,
that all •our friends io 'Chicago were
asked to look on and see him lee -
tared and patronized and examined.
'Oh, so clever the newapaper writer
was—with his airs saf 'criticism and
patronage! ,But 'the coward that he
was—the coward -,--to strike inthe
dark -4o sit in his little ,den and .strike
in the +daokl Why, •didn't pack auysen
drag him out? Wily 'didn't he make
him sign his tarse, that we .could tell
who this was with his tbraggart airs?
The cow.ardl Why. Ronald vvositcl
have felled hinal .Nol no! He would
not have looked the way the poor
pretentious fool was going. He would
have laughed. Doctor, do you know
W110 he was? Did you ever meet him?
'Tut who, Miss Carry?" he said, as
he patted her hot hand.
She looked at him wonderingly,
"Why, idon't you know? Diti you
never hear? The miserable creature
that was allowed to speak ill of •our
Ronald. Ala do you think have for-
gotten? Does (Tack Haysen think
have fongotten? No, I will not forget
—you 'can tell 'him I will 'not 'forget—
will not Forget—I will not forget—"
She 1.‘11111 growing more and more
vehement; and to pacify her he had
to assure her that. he himself would
see this matter put straight; and that
it was all righ t, and that ample
amends would' ibe made.
Of course he paid 'no great attention
to these delirious wanderings; hut
that same evening, when he had gone
into the smoking -room 10 report to
jack Huysen how things were .going,
this complaint of ''Miss Carry's hap-
pened to recur to Isis mind.
"Look here, jack, what's this that
alte'a always talking about—seems to
worry her a good deal—some news -
Paper article—and you're mix.ed up in
it, too --something you appear to have
said or done about that fellow her
father took 'such a fancy for—] mean,
when they were in Scotland—"
"OM 1 know," said the editor, old
Ise blushed to the eery roots of his
long, flowing hair. ''T losow, But it's
an ohl story. It's all forgotten now."
"Well, it h not," the young doctor
said, "and that's the fact. She worries
a bout it eon tinnally. Very sir:moo
110W, how her mind aust happened to
take that bent. 1 don't remember that
we were ta I kin g much oho t the
Scot ch highlands. But they must ha ve
been in her head when she fell ill; and
now it's nothing else. Well, what is 11
,111)011I t he newspaper article, anyway?"
"Why, nothing to make a fuss
about," Jack ff-loysen saki, but rather
eneasily. "IT thought it was all forgot-
ten. She said WI much. Wonder you
rion't 'remember the article—suppose
you missed it --but it sills Omit this
same tHigh la id 'fellow, an d some
verses of his—it was young +Regan
wrote ie.—confound hint, it'd have
kic•ked him into Lake Michigan he.
fore I'd let him write a line in the Pais -
11 Id 'have known there was going
to be this trouble along it. •Ancl 1 don't
think now there 'was muds to 111 c!
fault with -1 only ghinced over it be-
fore sendinv, it to her, ,and it seemed
fa vorable e noti —of roil l'SV there
sots a little of the de ham en has
loi,,ifICSS—you know how young fel-
lows like to writ e-sbut it was fa von -
a ble—v ery favorable, should say;
however she chose to work up a pret-
ty high olcl row on the strength of it
when she came. home, and I had Iv
work cut ota for me before I could
pacify her. 'Why, •you don't say she's
at that again? Women are such curi-
ous creatures; they hold on to things
so; T. wonder, now, why it is she takes
such an interest M that fellow after
all this time?"
"just as likely as not the merest
coincidence—eome trifle that got hold
of her brain when she .first became
delirious," the young doctor said. "I
suppose the 'boating and the lake and
all that brought lbaok recollections of
the Highlands; and she 'seems to have
'been fascinated by the life over there
—the wildness of it 'caught her imag-
ination. 1 suppose. She must have
'been in considerable clanger once or
twice, if should guess; or perhaps she
is mixing that up .with the mishap of
the other day. Well, I Iknow 'I wish
her father were here. We can't do
more than what is being clone; T
wish he were Isere. 'If he can get
through to Glens 'Falls to -night, you
may depend on it he'll .corne along
somehow."
By the time jack was nervously
pacing .uo ancl down --there was no
ate hot themselves in the room.
"Now look 'here, Tom," he said pre -
"g swish you would tell me,
honor 'bright::: was it a sqoall that
,caught the boat' or was it downright
carelessness 011 my 'part? I may as
well know. I 'can't take snore shame
to myself, anathow—and to •let yeti
jump in after her, too, when I'm a
better svoimmar than you are—I must
strong; for when George and you an
I go to Scotland, there will he a grea
de.g of travelling to do. You 'know
we've got to fix on that piece of land
andsee how it is all to he arrange,
and 'managed, so that 'George wil
have a 'comfortable little estate 'of hi
own when 'he 'comes of age; or maybe
if it ja a pretty place, we may be sel
Ifish and keep it in our own handseh
Carry?—'and then, you 'see, 'we shall
have to haat Ronald travel aboot wit
tis, to give us Isis adyice; .and the wea
thet may he !bad, you know; you'
bave to brace yourself up. There, ,nom
I'm not going to !to talk to you any
more 'just now. Lie still and quiet; an.
mind 3,ott 'do everything the 'docto
bids you—why, you to talk like thw
—you"! I 'never thought you Wottl.
give in, Carry: why, even as a schoo
girl, you had the pluck of a doz.et
Don't you give iss; anld s.ee
we haven't those two 'cables out on
Lock Never !before many months are,
ove.'
h,
se'
shook her head laaguidly; hs
eyes wene dosed now. Arid Ise w
for slipping out 'of the room tb•ut th
site clung to his hand for 'a moment
"iPappa," she said, in a low voic
and she opened her eyes and regar
ed hint—and surely at this momen
as the odd to hinaself, she seemed pe
feetly sane ark( reasonable, "I Was
you to promise me something."
'"Yes, yes," he 'said, ,catsiekly: wit
was it 'he would .riot have promised
order to soothe and quiet her mind
such a time?
clon't know about 'going wi
yosi asisi Geonge," slle said, slowl
and apparently with much • •difficult
It seems a long Wily off—allon
time—land—aod II 'hardly care no
what 'happens. But you will look aft
Ronald; • yoil must promise me tha
pimps; and tell him I Vi111, sorry;
sup,pose he ,iteard the •ellooting, w
taken, and would know 'why we d
not go over in tlie autumn; but so
will find him out, pappa, and see wis
lie is doing; and don't let him thin
we forgot thins 'altogether."
"Carry, darling you . leave that
me; it will he al•I right with Ronald,
promise you," he .father saidoeageri
"Why, to Oldok you should has
been ,worrying about that! 1011l you'
see it will 'he right lubout Ronal.
never fear! 'What would you say, nos
if 1 were to telegraph Min to cons
olisa,estrea:Itiltisegeetyol‘t:,,iii?1,,only you mak
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seemed to pacify her somewhat; an
as she now lay still and quiet, Ili
father stole out of the Phill11, 1101kill
that perhaps the long -prayed -for slee
might come to calm the fevered both
But the slow hours passed, tool, is
far from any improvement becomin
visible, her condition grew 1110111 an
more serioes. 'two doctors— fo
Dr. Tilley hod suinmoiled in addition
al aid—overe assiduous enough: bll
when questioned, they gave evasiv
answer'; and tyheit Mr. Hodson 'beg
ged to 'be allowed to telegraph to'
celebrated Boston 'physician, who was
alim a particolar friend of his own,
asking thin,. to. erase along at once,
they trequieseed, it is true, but it was
clearly with the view 'of satiefyinat
Mr, liodacili's mind, rather than eviils
any hope Of advantage to the patient.
(From him, indeed, they scarcely tried
to conceal the extreme gravity of the
ease. Enima Rerfoitt and Mrs. 'Lalor
were quieted ivith vague assurances;
'but .Mo Tadds.on knew of the peril in
which his 'claughter lay; and, as was
it impossible lair him to go to sleep,
and as his terrible anxiety put talk-
ing to these friends out of the gues-
tion, he kept mostly to his own room,
walking op and clown, and fearing
every 'moment lest direr news shoulc
arrive. Won they haci 'been touch
companions, these two; anal sha was
an "only daughter; and 'her bright
frank, lovable character—that Ise hod
watched front childhood growing
more and Mime bearniful and coming
into closer communion with himself
as year after year went by—had
wound its tendrils round his heart.
That Carry, of all people in the world,
should be taken away from them so,
seemed so strange and unacemintable:
she that was ever so full of life and
gayety and confidence. The mother
ad been an invalid 'during most of
ler Married life; the 'boy George hacl
co the strongest of constitutiolts; but
Oory laa always to the lore with
er airclations spirits and light -heart -
'Mess. ready for anything, and the
,eat of travelling companions, Am.(' if
he were to go, what his life be to
itn? --fhP light of it gone, the glad-
es::: of it van ished .forever,
That afternoon the dellitl•iim return -
d, and ehe became more and more
ildiy eaeited, until 'the paroxysm
assetl beyond all bounds.
('ro isa continoed)
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HEAD OFFICF.--SEAFORTH, Ont.
OFIFI:CERS
President—Alex. Broadfoot, Seaforth;
Vic -President, Thomas Moylan,
Secretary -treasurer, M. A. Reid,
Seaforth.
AGENTS
F. McKercher, R.R.1, Dublin; John
E. Pepper, R.R.1, Brucefield; E. R. G.
Jarmouth, Brodlhagen; James Watt,
Blyth; C. F. 'Hewitt, Kincardine;
I Wm. Yeo, Holmesville,
DIRECTORS
Alex. Broadfoot, Seaforth. No. 3;
James Sholdice, Walton; Wm. Knox,
Lon desboro; George Leon hardt,
Bornholm No. 1; Frank McGregor,
Clinton No, S; James Connolly, God-
erich; Alex MeEwiqg, }Myth No. 1;
Thomas Moylan, Seaforth No. 5;
Wm R. Archibald, Seaforth No. 4.
Parties desirous to effect insurance
or transact other business, will be
promptly attended to by applications
to any of the above named officers
addressed to their res.pective post -
offices.
Teacher: 'I ,should like you all to
take more pride in your personal ,ap-
pearance.")NOW, Johnny, how many
collars, do you wear a .week?"
'Johnny: ',Please, teacher, do you
mean how many weeks do I wear a
collar?" • '
A group saf 'professional men had
gathered, in the lobby of a hotel and
proceeded to malke themselves known
to one 'another.
"My name is Portesque," said one,
extending his 'hand. a painter—
work in 'water colors chiefly."
"Indeed," remarked' another. "I'm
an artist too, 1 work in bronze."
'Well, This is 'fine," chimed in a
third, "I'm a sculptor, I wortle in
,stone."
Then the iquiet iittie fellow who
had 'been inclined to 'keep apart step-
ped •up, a dry smile on his face.
"Glad to make the acquaintance of
you !gentlemen," he reinaeked, "for a
have a cotninon Interest with you, a
wools in ivory. I'm a college pr,o-
fessor."
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