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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton News Record, 1934-08-23, Page 4PAGE 4 THE CLINTON COOPER'S STORE NEWS OF EVERY � Y DAY NEEDS AT LOW PRICES SEE AND COMPARE VALUES 6; Sat.A, MJG. 23, 2 SEE LARGE HILLS• FOR ITEMS 20 percent Discount in China, Glass and Dinnerware during August A. T. COOPER,. Phone 36w (Main Store); 36j (Ready-to-wear Dept, 2nd floor) The Store With the Stock. Leaders in S.ew Prices: tifisplpisirtapasman ACID STOMACH A very prevalent and disagreeable condition .is usually caused from overeating or eating something that disagrees with the diges- tive'.system, Irma -Rex Gives immediate comfort and neutralizes the cause. SOLD BY . S,11. HOLMES PHM. O. CLINTON, ONT. Wee e, Fnca.QQ Stars PHONE 51 OUR LINE OF FALL IMPORTED, WOOLENS MADE EXCLUSIVELY FOR HIGH-CLASS MERCHANT TAILORING TRADE. Is now ready for your inspection. Place your order with' a con- cern who not only. stands back of you, but who have won the big race.. Season after season on the strength of their square and fair business methods, as well as their ability to serve the trade 'with the best ob- tainable in dependable tailoring. PRICE FOR CUSTOM TAILORED SUITS • Made by Clinton Hands 530.00 up SEMI . $21.00 up READY-TO-WEAR . 514.00 up AVIS N CLEANING, PRESSING AND REPAIRING AGENTS FOR GILLIISPIES CLEANERS & DYERS, SEAFORTU 1 ..,...+„1.,.m. 'c••krau:r Candy, Ice Cream and Baking Specials SEAFOAM CANDY, per Ib. 29c COFFEE LOAF, each :.10e BUTTERFLY BUNS, dozen 20c New Chocolate Fudge Cake 150 NEILSON'S CHOCOLATES, lb. 50c LARGE ORANGES, doz39c FRUIT AND NUT LOAF 150 Pineapple, Fresh Fruit, Maple and Vanilla :Ice Cream Only the Best Chocolate Bars Ask For Our Bread Which Means "QUALITY" Order Pastry Cakes, Candy and Ice Cream From WENDORF'S Pastry, Candy, tee Cream DR. SAUNDERS Thirty years after the discovery of Marquis wheat Dr. C. E. Saunders receives the highest of all the honors that have been conferred on him—a knighthood conferred by Ring. George on the occasion of the birthday •of His Majesty. Dr. Saunders is now 'Sir Charles Saunders and in the re-. tirement of his home in Toronto, re- ceives the congratulations of person- al friends. , When told of this new distinction, the tall slender dignified gentleman -of sixty-seven years show- ed his appreciation, first by a smile and then remarked that it was quite amazing. He could only explain it by the .fact that the West looms large in the publie eye and the con- tribution he has been able to make to the farming interests there. The life work of Sir Charles Saune -dors dates back to 1888 when he 'graduated. He studied later at John Hopkins university and specialized in 'chemistry at Harvard: All this did not indicate that he was become a farmer or to snake his mark' as a wheat . breeding expert. Habits of <careful patient work were however 'developed in handling the test tubes In the laboratory and this was later applied to good effect in the sampling of grain at the Central Experimental Farms. The story of wheat breeding at Ottawa goes back to the time of 'the appointment of Dr. Wm. Saund- ers as head of the Ekperimental 'Farms system. That was forty-six ;;years ;ago when the West was still. 'depending on the East for varieties of grcern. One of sorts sorts taken to . the prairies was the Red Fife, regard- 'ed at the irrie as the' .be'st' mihing wheat. Other types of hard wheat, notably the Calcutta, were brought front the old land and the work of crossing of hybridizing began. When Dr. Win. Sounder's son, Charles, was appointed cerealist in 1903 there were several hundred new strains that'• had to be carefully examined and selec- tions made therefrom. It was a ted- ious process even for one who was accustomed to the technical details of a chemical laboratory. There were various characters to be looked for in these grains but most important of all was to get a grain that eves high in protein and ripening early; enough to escape frost. To determine rough- ly the quantity of gluten and the bread making quality of the kernels were chewed and the elasticity or strength of the resulting gum noted. A great difference was seen in the gluten of • the various kinds 'of wheat subjected to the hest, even in heads of grain which looked alike. As a result of this test Mr. Saund- ers Jr. as he was then known, plant- ed little blots of wheat with different types of grain and from this experi- ment he selected two heads which he called Marquis. This grain did not grow exceptionally well in the east, but in view of its peculiarily fine qualities he continued to experiment with the two heads. One was.subse- quently rejected and the other head he developed as the 'parent seed or° the grain now known all over the world as Marquis wheat. About one. hundred varieties of wheat were de- veloped`in this manner and 'to' test them thoroughly ghlY there e were`estab- lished at the Experimental Farm, Ot- tawa, a small 'Boar mill and bakery.` The *heat wasoundettkfld'u ; gr r a Clinton Collegiate Institute;, UPPER SCHOOL REPORT. NEWS -RECORD V FORM Anna Aikenhead—Eng. Lit.. ,c„ Geom, c,; Lat. Auth, c.; Lat. Comp. c,; Fr. Auth. c.; Fr. Coinp. III. Arthur Bewley—.Eng. Lit. c.; Hist, c.; Bot. III,; Zool. IL; Chem. I.; Fr. Auth. c. Bernice Bond --Bot. c. Jessie Cameron—Eng. Lit. c.; Hist. III.; Bot. II.; Zool. c. Josephine Carter—Lat, Auth. c.; Lat. Comp. c. Gordon Elliott—Eng. Comp. II.; Hist. c. Harold Gibbs—(Geom. c.; Bot. c.; Phys. c. Arthur Griffiths—Eng, Lit. c.; Hist. c.; Geoni. II.; Fr. Auth. c.; Fr. Comp, 0. Josephine Harris—Eng. Lit. II.;. Hist. II.; Alg. c.; Geom. c.; Fr. Comp. e. Stuart Horton—Eng. Lit. c.; Hist. c.; Alg. II.; Chem. III.; Fr. Comp. c. Helen Johnsten—Bot, c.; Zool. c. Fergus Kelly -Lit. c.; Alg. c.; Geom. III.; Phys. c.; Chem. III. Isabel Lindsay --Eng. Comp. -II.; Eng.Lit. L; Hist. II.; Lat. Auth. II.; Lat, 'Comp. III.; Fr. Auth. III,; Fr. Comp. c; Greek Aute, .II.; Greek Comp. IL Gordon Lyon -Eng. Lit. c.; Hist. III.; Geom. L; Phys. e.; Fr. Comp. + o. Hugh MacKinnon—Arg. III.; Geom. o.; Phys. c.; Cham. III.; Fr. Auth, c. Esther MacMath—Eng. Comp. I.; Eng. Lit. II.; Bot. c.; Zool. c. W'nm. McCall—Hist. III.; Alg. I.; Geom. c.; Bot. IL; Zoo/. e. Florence 'McCallum -Hist. IL; Lat. Auth. c.; Fr. Comp. c. Elnora llfcInnes-Lat. Auth. II.; Lat. Comp. III. Lilliam Manning—Eng. Lit. ff.; Hist. e.; Geom. e.; Trig. e. MacBeth Murdoch—Eng. Lit. c.; Alg. c.; Bot, c. Joseph Murphy—Eng. Comp. c.; Eng. Lit. c.; Hist. L; Geom. III.; Trig. III.; Bot. II.; Zool. III. Kathleen Mustard—Eng. Comp. ITI.; Eng. Lit. III.; Hlst. c.; Geom. II. George Oliver --Eng. Lit, c.; Hist. c.; Geom. IL; Trig, c.; Chem. Il. Newman Paterson—Chem, III.; Fr. Comp. c, 'Norma Potter—Alg. c.; Phys, IIT. `Grace Robinson—Alg, I.; Hot. II.; Zool. c.; Lat. Auth. II. Margaret. Ross—Eng. Lit. c.; Bot. c.; Lat. Auth. c,; Fr. Auth, c. Thomas Ross—Aug: c.; Geoin. II.; Bot, c. Thomas Rutherford — Hist. I.; Geom. III.; Trig. c.; lot. III.; Zool. c. Melvin Snider --Eng. Lit. c.; Hist. II.; Bot. III. Ethel Thompson—Hist. L; Geoin. I; Trig. III.; Bot, III. Hugh Thompson --hist. c.; Geom. III. Ruth Thompson --Hist, c,; Alg. c.; Geom. c.; Lat, Auth. 0.; Lat, Comp. IIT.; Fr. Auth. c. Jean Turvey—.Eng. Comp. c.; Eng. Lit. c.; Alg. EL; Trig. c.; Bot. c. Dorothy Watts--Alg. c.; Bet. c.; Zool. c. Fred Weston—Alga c.; Geom. c.; Bot. c.; Phys. ,c. Harry Williams—iBot. III. neo IV FORM Clare Bruasden—Eng. Comp. c. Constance Cluff—Eng. Coinp. Ih Murray Draper—Eng. Comp. c,; Eng. Lit, c.; Geom. c. Elva Elliott—Eng. Comp. II. George .Elliott—ESrg. Comp: c. Nora Fremlin—Eng. Comp. I.; Eng. Lit. III. Frank Garrett—Eng. Comp. c. Charles Johnson—Eng.' Comp, c. Helen MacGregor --Eng. Comp. c.; Eng. Lit, e. Rex McInnis—Eng. Cornp. c.; Eng. Lit. c. Louise McLeod—Eng. Comp. 0.; Eng. Lit, e.; Hist. c. Robert Oliver—Eng . 'Comp. c.; Trig. III. Gertrude Reid—Eng. Comp. •III.; Eng. Lit. c.;' Hist. IIs; Geom. c. Wihna Rowcliffe-Eng, Lit. c. Marion West—Eng. Comp. III.; Eng. Lit. I. Irene Woods—,Geom. II. FRUIT CROP REPORT , than 500,00 barrels last season, are i not expected to exceed 75,000 bar - Tuesday, August. 21st, 1934, 4 p.m. ' rets this season. , Early apples were The Statistics Branch of the Ontario In good' demand and prices received Department of Agriculture publishes were considerably higher than for a today a report giving the condition of number of years. Domestic prices the commercial fruit crop in the Pro- of certain late .varieties of apples vines of Ontario on August 15th. I may lift some of thee, varieties out Apples In the southern part of of the potential export category, and South-western Ontario dry weather in this event exports from Ontario and high temperatures retarded the may bo considerably below •75,000 sizing of apples somewhat but recent barrels, rains will -improve the situation. The total estimated production of Where winter injury was severe, apples in Canada cm August 15th, trees showed increased mortality on 11934 is 3,596,610 barrels. In 1933 accouut of the lack of moisture sup -1 the production was 5,394,800 bar - plies. Insects are quite numerous, rels, so that this year's Canadian ap- and especially, the Codling Moth.' pre crop shows a reduction of 33 per Vett' little scab is in evidence. cent. from a year ago. In Nova Sco- In the Georgian Lay apple -grow- I tie, the estimated yield is down 40 ing district the weather has been per cent,,in New Brunswick and generally favourable for the develop- .Qecbec aout 50 per eent, in intario ment of fruit. In some orchards see 70 per cent, while in British Cohanbia dans damage from sideworm ,is re- ,the crop will equal or slightly exceed ported. In Central: Ontario apples '.last year's figure. are sizing fairly well in the western ! 'In Eastern Ontario orchards show half, but in the eastern 'counties ap- . a greater falling off in production pies are on the small side. A nun- than in Western Ontairo. Many or- ber of orchards in Northumberland chards which bore heavily last year received no rain from July 12th to have practically no: apples this year•, August '12th. There is very little as ,a large number' of old orchards scab although considerable sideworm , were almost completely winter -killed, infestation is reported even in well A large number of orchards were planted out in recent years, however, and those are now reaching bearing age. On this account the production of apples in Ontario may within sev-. tario, yielded almost up to normal. eral years reach the output of last: The production of late -varieties is year. Estimates from our fruit ccr most severely reduced due to winter. respondents indicate that Baldwins' killing of most exceptional propos- will show an 85 per cent reduction In tions and to frost damage at blossom output from last year; Spys a 60 per time. The estimated commercial uot= cent reduction; Greenings a decrease put of apples in Ontario shows no of 65 per cent Starks a decline of 50 change from a month ago, being 320,- per cent; Ben Davis a reduction of 600 barrels this year as 'compared 85 ,per cent and McIntosh 34 per cent below last year. sprayed orchards. Early varieties of apples, which ac- count for approximately 25 per cent, of the 'commercial -apple crop in On - 'with 1,068,707 barrels in 1933. Ex- ports of apples from Ontatio, which attained a record volume of more 'Small Fruits—Pear and plum or- chards have extremely small crops in Central and Eastern Ontario, where baked after, which •comparisons'were a Iarge percentage of the trees were made: winter -killed. In Halton and Peel Beginning about 1907 Marquis and the district around Burlington wheat began to show its merits at the the pear crop is very Iight but in the Indian Head and Brandon Experi- Niagara district pear trees will yield mental Farms: Over afive-year per- only slightly beiow last year .and a rod Marquis gave fifty per cent high fairly heavy crop is in prospect. Be - only yield than Red Fife on uniform yond a limited infestation in some plots at Indian Bead. In a four-year (areas, all varieties are making good test at Brandon (1908-11 inclusive) Igrowth. Estimated production on the the gain was ten per cent. Rosthern I 15th of August was placed at the Station in 1911 bad. a 70 bushel yield same figure as a month earlier, be - of Marquis. True it was on a plot of ing 222,600 bushels, a reduction of 1-40 acre but it wasso striking that 25 per cent. from the total of 296, the fame of the new variety spread 765 bushels produced in 1933. Plums through all Saskatchewan. In that on heavier soils and exposed loca year it won the highest award at the tions .were affected 'by heat and New 7 ork Land show. drought. Japanese varieties are somewhat below normal •in size but The season of 1912 was unfavor- the indicated cropis 1 larger thanlast able for Red Fife, giving the Marquis a chance to win further distinction. Not only did Marquis give better year. Total production of plums is estimated at '.66,40.0 bushels against 1.82,180 lest year, a decline of 50 per yields than its rival en the majority cent. Peaches are reported to be in fair condition and are exceptionally free of pest injuries. Moisture Supplies during the niont hof July were quite scant and isolated growers practised irrigation. Trees continue'. to show winter injury and more will die than earlier indicated;' West of Beamsville the peach crop' , is very greatly re- duced from last year, while east of this point the 'yield will be fairly good,'' Total 'production'is placed at of la,'rns, but it was now widely dis- tributed and tools the highest award 'it the International Dry Farming Congress at Lethbridge. Everybody wanted seed and the acreage for 1913 was probably more than a mil- ion—all from half a bushel sent from Ottawa in 1907. At the Indian Bead Farm a plot of 1-40 acre gave a crop at the rate of 81 bushels pee,acre, probably a world's record for sring wkeat. PORTER'S HILL On Sunday, August 26th' Sacra- ment of the Lord's supper will be dis- pensed with. The Friday previous, Aug. 24th, Preparatory, Service will be held when anyone wishing to un- ite with the church will be received, also any wishing the rites of baptism should be present at this ,service. Extensive improvements are being done to the Don. Smith home on the 6th concession, formerly the Sloan farm. A steam heating system is being installed in the home and in the packing house. The exterior of the house is being stuccoed, this is one of the prettiest places Millis see tion. There passed ,'away Thursday morning James Switzer, an old and respected resident of this district at the home of his son, Earl, 6th con- cession of Goderich, after a few weeks illness. The funeral was held Friday to Bayfield temetey. Joe Switzer of Teeswater, a brother is 94. Another brother Sara Switzer of Tuckersmith. Both were present at the funeral. The pallbearers were four grandsons, Albert Harrison and Charlie Bell. The Howard Cox farm, now owned by Alex. Young is, we understand sold to 115. Carirck, Goderieh. Misses Shirley and Dorothy Medd, Goderiob, are holidaying at Mr. and Mrs. Reg. Fullers. Mr. and Mrs. teill Powell and foar sons of Milton spent the week -end at Mr, and Mrs. Harry Pgwell's and other relatives. Sept. 3rd, when the annual. Field Day Preparations are on foot for a real celebration to be held Labor Day, sponsored by the Men's Club. It will be held at Porter's Hill ball grounds, ad- joining the church. Two softball games will ba played during the af- ternoon, also pillow fight, etc., etc. A monster parade will be held com- mencing at 12.30. Everyone is com- ing, so come with the crowd and en- joy a good afternoon of sports. Miss Helen Rumball of Clinton is visiting her friend, Irene Woods. Harvesting is almost over for an- other year and threshing,is'the order of the day. The gram is a fairly good sample. The root crops /Rem- ises to be a bumper one and corn a- bove the average. This will help make up for shortage in hay crop. 337,400 bushels compared with 749,- 850 bushels in 1933. Red and white varieties of- grapes show a large decrease in yield over Last year due chiefly to the extent of freezing back which occurred in those varieties. The roots, however, were not killed and the vines will bear next year. Blue greens promise an average yield. Owing to the good spraying practice being carried out the Hopper damage has been largely confined to graperies where thorough spraying was not done. The gener- al growth of vines and fruit is good. The grape crop is estimated at 38,- 449,600 pounds against 41,420,000 pounds in 1933. A very heavy rainstorm which passed .over the fruit district on Au - guest 19th caused a large amount of damage to small fruits. Between Hamilton and Grimsby Beach early reports stated that as high as e5 per cent of the pear and plum crops fell orf the trees. The loss west of Grimsby Beach was not as great. Peaches we're not affe0ted to nearly the same extent as plums and pears. The downpour provided much needed moisture supplies for sizing fruit: which escaped injury. Average prices received by . grow- ers are reported as follows: Straw- berries, 13e per quart; Raspberries, 16c per quart; Sweet cherries, 58c per 6 quart basket; ,Sour cherries, 37c per 6 quart basket. TWD FREAKS OF NATURE SOWN AT KINCARDINE Two freaks of nature are on display' in local stores, One is a birch limb in the form' of a golf club bag. It is three feet long and four inches in di- ameter. A small limb at one end of the larger one has sprouted and grafted itself to form a handle for the "bag." The other is an egg in which the face of a clock is marked out. 'A hen owned by T. R. Reed, local mer- chant. laid it. The egg, of average size, has on its centre a depression which appears like the dial while a- round the outside of it are lines mark- ing the twelve hours. Quite distinct these markings are spaced in propor- tion of those on,the face of a clock, WIALTON: In the death of Mrs; William Neal which occurred at her residence here this morning Walton was bereft of a well beloved. citizen Who had resided here for well over fifty. years, Mrs. Neal, who was formerly Miss Rebecca Sherritt was in her 87th year and until a few weeks ago had enjoyed excellent health. She was -a valued member of the United Church and took an interest in its activities in her earlier years. Her husband William Neal predeceased her in 1927 and she is survived by one son, Dr. Frank Neal of Peterboro. The funeral wil ltake place front her late resi en d cen o Sunday afternoon, August 19, a service being held at two -thirty o'clock. Interment will ,at made M. Brussels cemetery: VARNA Mr. and Mrs. Thomas. Jenkins of Rochester, N.Y,, have been renewing acquaintances in the village and neighborhood.' Miss Irene Chuter of London is spending her vacation at her .home. The harvest is nearly completed and threshing is the order of the day, Miss Addie Bailey of Clinton - is spending a few days as the guest of her aunt, Mrs. Habltirk. Mr. and Mrs. ,Geo.,J, Connell and daughter, Mr. and Mrs., Gordon Marks and two children, Master Ross and baby Carolyn spent a day re- cently with Mr. and Mrs. W. Findlay of IloIntesville and also with Mr. and fllrs. Geo. Fowler of Saltlord. Mr. and Mrs. Marks and family returned home to Toronto: after spending sev- en weelts with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Connell. Walton Wins Football Championship of Huron Walton won the Huron football crown here Aug, 17 by defeating Brucefield •2e-1 before the largest. crowd seen here in many years. The fans were crowded around the field three and four deep. The game was all that c ould be desired in a decid- ing tilt. The teams were evenly mat-, ched, with Walton getting the break when Carter scored the first goal on a penalty kick W, Papple had caused by getting his arm in the way of the ball, Walton bore down heavily right at the opening and caused 'Brueefield plenty of trouble by Keeping the ball in their area. Johnstone kicked the ball toward the goal . and Papple touched it with his arm. -Rae Carter took the penalty kick and grounded it hotly to left hand corner of the goal after 23 minutes of play. ' alma: ee d perked up somewhat and Rutherford tied the count eight min. utes later. Rogerson deserves most of the credit for Brucefield's goal, as he played the ball from his own half- back altback zone night down the field and made a perfect pass to Rutherford. Lorne Steiss kicked the winning goal with only twelve minutes of the se- cond half left. The Brucefield team made a Iast minute rally and came through with a sensational finish that had the Wal- ton boys working overtime. The Brucefield fans cheered lustily but the Walton team bunched around the goal and ]sept clearing down the field. Nei- ther side spared themselves and avorked hard right to the last whistle. It was a wonderful game to finish a very successful season for the Ste- venson trophy. Walton only lost one game all season when, Brucefield whi- ning 1—D in the second of the finals to tie the round 22, after Walton bad defeated Brucefield 2-1 in the first. The large crowd .stormed the field afterwards, congratulating both sides for their good work and the clean play throughout. Carser parked a pa Iced •on all the streets around the grounds right up to main street, a distance of two long blocks. The crowd was estimated at close to 1,000, as many were outside the grounds besides those paying admis- sion, Bid Bell of Brussels and Jack Arm- strong, rmstrong, Kinburn, refereed. COUNTY NEWS DUNGANNON: Citizens of the district in large slumbers paid final tribute of respect to Margaret Fer- guson, wife of Robert Henry, whose funeral was held from, the family re. sidence, Concession 9, West Wtawa- nosh. Rev, W. J. Patton, pastor of the Ashfield United Church circuit, with eilt(ich the deceased had been closely associated during her life, came front Wasaga Beach, where he is spending his holidays to 'conduct the services. The remains were laid to rest in Greenhill cemetery, near Lueknow, being borne by six neph- ews of the' deceased woman: Harold Ferguson, Jack Gardner,:, Boden Rit- chie, Alfred Ritchie, Roy Irwin and Alexander Hackett, A wealth of floral; tributes bespoke the esteem in which the deceased woman was held. Mr. and Mrs. William Henry and Mr. and Mrs. McCauley of Flesherton and, Mrs. Eastman and children of Port Hope were here, for the funeral. SEAFORTH: A miscellaneous shower in honor of1Vlr, and Mrs, Geo. Knight, formerly Miss Vivian Town- send, ofSeaforth was held Friday ev- ening at the home of Mi'. and Mrs, John Watson in Tuckersm•ith, at Which forty guests were present, The evening was pleasantly spent in social pastimes. An enjoyable musical pro- gram included a piano solo by Miss Greta Broadfoot; vocal Solo, Miss Jean Murdock; reading, Miss Eva Stackhouse, and a piano solo, Mrs. Walter Mcleth., An adddress was read by John McIntosh and a delicious lunch was served by the ladies. **etc DUNGANNO'N: There passed a- way at her home four miles north of Dungannon on Friday, a life-long and very highly esteemed resident of the district, - in the person' of Margaret Ferguson, beloved wife of Robert Henry, •yher 63rd year. A daughter of the late Mr. and Mrs. James Fer- guson, she was born in the Townshi P. of Ashfiel& and 6A 'married to her THURS; AUG. 23, 1034 BARGAIN FARES To Toronto Exhibition AUGST 24th to SEP TE ER 8th In effect from many points in Ontario Fare and One :Quarter For Round Trip Going between Aug, 23 and Sept. 8 Returning up to Sept. 12, Special Low Fares For Specific Dates Going Aug. 28 Returning Aug. 30 Going Aug. 30 Returning; Sept. 1 Going Sept. 4 Returning Sept. 6 Going Sept. 6 Returning Sept. 8 Full informatidn from your local agent, CANADIAN NATIONAL T322A ON REDUCING Some energetic people like , To pump for miles upon a bike; To step, each morning, blithe and bold Into a shower, freezing cold. I loll in baths so nice and hot -1 But I grow plump, and they do not, Anne strives and worries to keep slim And slaves to have a figure trim; She takes most violent exercise And all sweet stuff herself denies, She keeps her figure and all that I keep my comforts and grow fat. On grapefruit juice her fast she breaks, I fry myself some juicy steaks. To lie in bed late, she would sewn; I rise at ten o'clock each morn. Yet she knows not the, joy I feel After a huge and hearty meal. In evening dress she looks divine, The seams are all burst out in mine; And in a bathing suit she's charming, The tightness of mine is alarming.. Her figure's lovely, there's no doubt; But I eat hearty, and grow stout. It seems too great a sacrifice To do without all stun. that's nice Ansi exercise with allyour might Simply to have a figure slight, Life is so short and time so fleeting, Too short a time is left for eating. -.Violet Fremlin. now -bereft husband whitest thirty- eight years ago. She had been ill for about a year, and bore her sufferings with great Christian fortitude. Be- sides her husband, she leaves to mourn the loss of a kind mother, four sons and one daughter Irvine, James and George Henry, Wlest Wa- wanosh; Mrs. Samuel Alton, Ashfield, and Thomas, employed in a bank at Leamington. All her family were with her during her last illness, and ministered, with masa devotion, to her every want. She is survived by two brothers, John Ferguson, Win- nipeg and Thomas Ferguson, Ash- field. The funeral was held from the family residence on Sunday after- noon, and the remains were laid to rest in Greenhill cemetery, near Lucknow, with Rev. J. W. Patton, pastor of the Ashfield United church cicuit, conducting the services. EVENING UP A smart boy was sent into a bak- er's shop for five penny loaf. Hav- ing received it, it struck hint that it was underweight, so he called the baker's attention to it. , "Never mind that," said the baker. "It will be less for you to carry." "Very well," said the boy, and throwing four pence on the countot' he walked away. The baker called after him and said he had not left enough money. "Oh, never mind' that," said the boy. "It will be less for you to count" THE FINISH A Scotsman and e.. Jew had been dining together. Both had taken too much wine, and on the way home the Jew thought he would have a joke at his companion's expense. He started singing "Maxwellton Braes Are Bonnie," and with that he measured his length on the road: The Scotsman looked down at him and added: "Whaur early fa's the Jew." SWEEPING Full of enthusiasm, she had gone in for politics, and was out of the house most of the clay. The other night she returned. at 9 o'clock and sanic into an armchair: "Everything's grand," • she said. "We're going to .sweep the country." Iter husband looked round wearily and said: "Why not.. start with the dining -room?" BEING' TAKEN DOWN "Are you going to: take this lying down?" shouted the politician. "No; the shorthand reporter ie doing that," cried a voice. BRIDGE AUTHORITY "Mellor . City : Bridge , Depart rnent. "Yes! What, ;can we do'for ou?'' Y "Ifow many points .do you get foo;, as little iv,