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COOPER'S STORE NEWS
Saturday February 3rd Closes Our
• aMiWinler Sale
Days
WITH BARGAINS IN ALL DEPARTMENTS
Grab 'Box
These surprise boxes con-
tain odds and ends of Small-
wares, Household and Nov-
elty Items. - Each box con-
tains merchandise regularly
priced at over ,one dollar.
Only 100 Made Up
Outstanding Value
BOX ..... ......25c
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P. & G. Soap
THE WORLD'S LARGEST
A SELLING LAUNDRY
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With each purchase of
One Dollar you are ,entitled
to have
10 BARS FOR 2."c
THE 20% DISC. ON CHINAWARE IS EXTENDED TO SATURDAY
A T.
Phone 36w (Main, Store); 36j (Ready-to-wear Dept, 2nd floor)
The Store With the Stock. y LeadersPr)
in Lew Prices,
Is Everythiner
During severe and changeable weather the human system must
be fortified to resist disease. WE SUGGEST
RIIKER'S• LAXATIVE BROMIDE OF QININNE
TO BREAK UP COLDS
To Inrcease resistance to. Colds and to improve general health
WE SUGGEST
REXALL EXTRACT OF COD LIVER OIL WITH CREOSOTE
W.S.R. Hotrnes, Phm.B
2
D,AVI Sc HERMAN
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BARKER MADE -TO -MEASURE SUITS
$21.50 to $35.00
WITH EXTRA PANTS
CLEANING,' PRESSING AND REPAIRING
AGENTS FOR GILLESPIES CLEANERS & DYERS, SEAFORTH,
WE N I OI 9 S
Candy aril Bakery Specials
is
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.Skating Party Supplies, IIot=Dog Rolls, Supplied on 'Short Notice.
BAKING SPECIALS—Cakes, Cookies and Drops, Puffed Paste and
Novelties -Some of these are very new and well worth trying with,
your Next Order.
STACK OF PEANUT CRISP
Will be our Guessing Contest, starting Friday and finishing ahe;fol-
lowing Saturday: HOW MUCH WILL IT WEIGH?
WEND ORF'S
Fresh Candies and Pastry
ry
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"Cent a Mile" Round Trip [iBargain Fares
Saturday, February 10 --- From CLINTON
To Toronto, Guelph, Stratford, Kitchener, Palmerston. Owen Sound,
Goderich, Sarnia, Kincardine, Listowel, Southampton, Elora, Wiarton,
Durham, London, Kingston, Oshawa, Port Hope, Cobourg, Trenton,
Belleville, Napanee, Brockville, Cornwall, Hamilton, Niagara Falls.
ALSO FRI., FEB, 16, "CENT A MILE" EXCURSION TO OTTAWA
Fares, transit limits, train service, infounation, tickets
from all Agents
CLINTON, ONT.—Station Ticket Agent --Phone 35.
CANADIAN NATIONAL (T-5).
Clearing Sale of
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Regular 2.95 for
GLEN COOK, ' opposite Post office
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CANADIAN NATIONAL
RAILWAYS EARNINGS
The geese' revenues of the all -in-.
elusive Canadian National Railways
System for'' the week ending January.
:21st, 1934, were $2,087,453, as com-
pared, with 32,278,143, for the corre-
sponding period
orre-sponding;period of 1933, an increase•
.,of $409,310. 1 'ei(.r, eclt•1;
THEY MIGHT SAY THANKS
•St._ Thomas, parents should do bet-
ter than have their young boys call
up this office for information about
sporting results and have them mere-
ly say "Oh," or "All right" when
the information iscourteously given..
r -•.St. Thomas, Times -Journal.
THE CLINTON NEWS -RECORD
REPORT: OF P. S. IN-
SPECTOR FOR EAST
HURON
Folloving is the report of East
Huron, submitted by Dr. J. M, Field,
and presented; by hini at the recent
meeting'of the County Council.
"There were 109 teachers in the
schools of East Huron this year ---
two
two less than last year; Walton be-
came a one -room school, at mid -sum,
mar and Clinton reduced its staff
from eight to seven. Of these 21 arc,
male and 88 are female; there are
45 with First Class Certificates, 63
with ,Second and one with a Kinder-
garten Director's Certificate. It is
the first trine in my experience as
Inspector that there have been no
changes of teachers at the New Year.
The attendance of pupils in. -this
Inspectorate is very gratifying; it',
bespeaks the interest parents have
the educationtheir 'hildren n
inofc, I
feet the rural school pupils are al-
most as regular in their attendance
as the urban schools in spite of the
handicaps of weather, distance and
the temptations to keep. the children
•home at times to assist in the work.
Tuckersmith, Grey and Hallett Town-
ships lead with 92, per cent perfect
attendance and the others little be.
low, Of the individual schools, No.
10 Hullett stood highest with. 97 per
cent regularity. There was not . a
single case of truancy; who can
doubt that children are better than
they used to be and that the schools
have not been made more attractive?
To cope with the problem of the
very small school the Legislature en-
acted at lie last session that if in
any rural school section there should
be for two consecutive years less than
eight persons between the ages o''
five and fourteen years residing
therein, the Minister may direct that
the public school of such section
shall no longer remain open; and
the same shall thereupon be closed
until the Minister otherwise directs,
Three sections were warned of their
predicament and were placed on pro-'
bation.
As •a means of livelihood,,the pro,
fession of teaching is, like most oth-
ers, in a demoralized condition. Spe-
tial training for two years at the
Normal Schools has doubled the cost
and successive reduction for three
years have cut the salaries in most
uses in two. ,Competition for posi-
tions is very keen and the Normal
Schools are overflowing, so that re-
lief is still distant. Urban schools
have maintained their salary sched-
ules, with slight' reduction; rural
school teachers are the sufferers.
For last year and the present year
the Township grant for one•room rur•
al, schools has been reduced to $450;
this is a salary grant and, sebool
]scalds paying _less than this amount
cannot receive the full Township
grant; only one school, however, in
East Iluron is in this position. The
Government, on the other hand, will
pay no more than the difference, be-
tween the Township grant and that of
the teacher, as a grant.
All the Townships paid in Decem-
ber paid' the full .grant and levy.
Most of the schools reduced, Choir bal-
ance from last year, but some, which
prefer to do' their own financing for
the year, still carry high balances.
It is worth while to note that the
Township Council is obligated to
levy and, collect such suns as may be
required by a Board of Trustees for
school purposes. •On the other hand
by an amendment of 1933, the Board
is required to prepare and submit to
the Municipal Council on or before
such time ,as the Council may pre-
scribe, estimates . for the current
year of all sums to be required to
be provided to meet the expenditures
Inc, the schools' under their ,charge.
and such estimates. should show the
amount of any surplus or deficit re
maining at the end of,the preceding
year and any revenues estimated to
bo derived by the Board from all
sources. From this amendment it
would appear that the Board of
Trustees has to show the need for
the moneys which they ask the
Council to collect.
Tho basis for the Government
giants for the present .yeae will not
be much different from that of last
year; if anything, it is more favour-
able. Twenty per cent. was deductec
last year; it is my guess that the full
amount will be paid this year..
Ten teachers will have completed
five .eat
years' experience at mid -summer•
and will be required to return to a
Normal School; eleven others wilI
have completed four years' and May,
possibly be included. It seems .to me,
however, that the accommodation at
the Normal Schools tivilI prove .insuf-
ficieat for the latter, in which case,
they will be allowed another year as
in the past.' Trustees would find it
to their advantage, when the teacher
hasbeen especially successful in
their schools, to grant leave' of ab-
sence for the year so that they may
have their services when they have
secured their Permanent Certificate.
The school in No. 9 East Wawa
nosh was destroyed by fire early last
year; in Its place, a fine new brick
building has been erected on the old
site that is El -credit • to the section
and one of the•finest in the •Snspec-
torate. It was opened with due Inc..
malities at the beginning of Septan
ber. The ratepayers 'also, make good
use of their school for Sunday School
purposes and as a Cotmnunity, Cen-
tre.
The only School Pair held this year
was at Belgrave;
it embraces a large.
number u
I of schools o s in East Wawanosh
and Morris. Its management deserves
credit for its continued success; the
exhibits are excellent and the inter-
est keen. It is a pity that the same
enterprise is not shown in other parts
of the County where these fairs have
been ,-discontinued. The costs need
only be slight and the benefits are
worth while.
A ;joint meeting of the Teachers'
Institutes of East and West Huron
was held in Goderich in October. The
programme ;was excellent, splendid
addresses were given by the teachers
and there seemed to arise a new in-
terest from the .mingling together of
the teachers of the whole county.
Music continues to be taught suc-
cessfully in all the urban •centres but
Blyth. At competitions at
Stratford
among school in the adjoining eoun-
tiea, Brussels and Ethel ranked high.
It is a pity that rural schools are not
able to enjoy the same privileges.
Lower School Examinations were
taken over last year by the High
School Entrance Boards; through this
change the cost was reduced to all
concerned; even , the High School
Boarthe County - u
Boards and C y ConcrT de-
rived a mall 'surplus. The
t s sure Education
Department will further reduce the
Middle and Upper .Scheol fees to
31.00 per paper Inc the present year.
This might well be done in the larg-
er Centres where there has been ' a
considerable balance over the. ex-
penses each year from the examine.
Hoes.
There were 314 candidates for the
Entrance Examination of whom 236
received eertlfieates, For reasons of
economy the centre at Belgrave was
cancelled, At Manley, where for
many year's there were few candidates
from the adjoining schools, there
were this year 41. An extension of
the privilege of securing certificates
on the Principal's recommendation
will be extended this year. Net so
many pupils who secured certificates
in 1933 are attending High Schools.
This applies to children living at a
distance from Iligh and Continuation
Schools. The others are either at-
tending Fifth Classes in their ]tome
schools or have left school definitely.
I wish to thank the Secretaries for
their promptness in sending in their
Annual Reports and congratulate
them on their general accuracy.
In conclusion, 'I wish to express my
appreciation for the ability and in-
dustry of your teachers., Whatever
may be their' reward, you will find
them at all times doing their duty to
the very best of their powers."
News In General
A woman was carried 125 miles by
plane to Prince Albert Hospital,
Sask., from Foxdale. The pilot had
landed by the light of a burning
strawstack on the fartn on which the
woman was living intending to re-
main until flying conditions improv-
ed, but on learning of the woman's
condition he left again at dawn tak-
ing the invalid with him.
The Alberta Government is en-
deavoring to sell its telephone sys,
tem, which has been running at a
loss. The farmers' organizations
are being approached and sone ar-
eas have decided to take over the
lines.
.e a
A seventy -year-old bachelor farm-
ee named Allen Johnson of London
teevnship'reports that he was tortur-
ed by hot irons until he divulged the
hiding place of his savings, 3300, to
robbers who invaded his home at
midnight .on Tuesday. The police
are checking up on the case.
A Toronto druggist and a couple
of accomplices are ander arrest for
stealing some $800 of T.T.C. funds,
which he had reported as stolen by
hold-up men from his store theother
night. The police grew- suspicious
about some parts - of itis story and
began an investigation. In trans-
pired that the hold-up man was a
friend and the, pistol used was a toy
one.
flit
Hog, prices are swinging upwards
in Ontario, a strong demand from the
United Kingdom sending them up,
but cattle prices remain low.
President Roosevelt yesterday de-
valued the United States dollar and.
advanced a standing offer to buy and
sell gold, according to the needs of
international trade, at a fixed price
in dollars, 335 per ounce, an action
interpreted by treasury offiicals as
"Potting the country on a modified
gold standard.
S. J. Hungerford, who has been
acting president of the Canadian Na-
tional Railways •since July 1932, has
been appointed president, according
t"o an announcement by the trustees
last night.
Worried because lie was about to
be deported to the United States for
illegal' entry into Canada, Harry
Bennett, aged thirty six, plunged from
the B1oor street viaduct in Toron-
to on Sunday and; was instantly Icil,
THURS., FEB. 1, 1934
Results of Bacon ` Litter NEWS OF HAPPENINGS'
Competitions In Huron IN THE COUNTY AND
County
The•esu] s
t t o.l' the�i
set ng series
1933 Bacon Litter Competition have
been announced recently and Huron
County farmers have again demon-
strated their skill in finishing high
quality market hogs at about six
months of age. In conducting this
contest the Province was divided in,
to three districts. In district No. 3
Iluron County' received 12 out of 15
prizes, the other three prizes going
to farmers in Perth County,
The winner in this district was
Mr. R. T. Bolton of Dublin, who has
made a real naive for himself In
.previous competitions. 'He had the
only litter entered in the Province
which graded 100 per cent selects,
The litter having the most tonnage
was marketed by Mr. W. G. E.
Brown of Dungannon. In this litter
there were 15 pigs marketed at 206
days, and weighing 2,980 lbs. The
second youngest litter to be market-
ed in the Province was taaised by Mr.
John Armstrong of Zurich, who se-
cured second place in this district.
In this litter there were 12 pigs mar-
keted at 166 days and weighed 2,500
]lis.
The following t li outlines the
s
standing,
name and address and the
score obtained by the contestants in
Huron County:
1st, R. T. Bolton, Dublin, R. R. No.
1, 186.97.
2nd, Inc, Armstrong, Zurich, R.
R. No. 1, 182.51.
3rd, F. Cr Johnston, Dublin, 180.62.
5th, R. T. Bolton, Dublin, R. R.
No. 1, 170.1.
Gth, E. B. Goudle, Seaforth, 169.55.
7th, C. H. Cartwright, Londesboro,
168.3.
9th, R. L. Bolton, Dublin, R. R. No.
1, 131.29.
lOtli; Geo. Pryce, Seaforth, R. R.
No. 1, 158.09.
12th,, A. C. Turnbull, Brussels, R,
R. No. 2, 148.9.
1.3th, A. E. Buchanan, Hensall, R.
R. Noe 1, 148.42.
14th, W. G. E. Brown, Dungannon,
140,73.
15th, H. C. Johnston, Blyth, R. R.
No. 2, 136.99.
led. Any relatives he had are in
Scotland.
*regime*
Amy Johnston Mollison, famous
airwoman, was arrested for reckless
driving at Fort Lauderdale, Fla., the
other day. She said site night have
been driving too fast but no one else
was in sight and she did not think
site was endangering anybody, When
stopped by two sten in civilian cloth-
es she concluded tkey were gangsters,
rather than policemen, as they were
so rude, and drove off and left them.
o
A. committee which has been look-
ing through Canadian penetenitaries,
reports that conditions have much
improved, especially during the past
year. They make some reeommenda-
tioes as to the treatment of prisoners
and suggest they be given work
which will train them for taking
their place' in society again when
their terms are expired,
Queen Mary's motor ear was stall,
ed near Cambridge the other clay,
when ,a plain man happened along
and offering leis assistance, he was
asked to tale the Qreen and her lady
in waiting to Cambridge, which he
did, and was graciodslythanked 'for
his courtesy.
Germany ealebeated; on Tuesday
the first anniversary of the Hitler
rule.
A woman of seventy er over, liv-
ing up in Kinloss, fell from a ladder
after having forked down hay to
feed her stock one day last week and
broke a leg. No one was around the
place and she.pulled the hay over her
self and stayed there for a couple
of days or so, until a neighbor, hear-
ing'that her mail was not being tak,
en from the mail box, investigated.
When an attempt was trade to
move her she suggested thata few
minutes longer wouldn't hurt her and
asked her rescuers to feed the stock,
which had not' been: attended to.
Henri Bourassa, one time storm;,
centre in, Canadian Federal, politics
Pleaded in the House on Tuesday for
a moratorium on politicial bickerings
and a combined nod' effortall parties
of p c s
to solve the economic and social
problems of the day.
The announcement was made the
other day that a probe of chain store
buying, rates of wages paid by
manufacturers, etc., will be made 'by
the Ontario Government,
a .
Leonard, ethe six -.year-old son of
Mr. and Mrs. Chas. A. Berry of
Brantford, disappeared on Saturday
and 'up to the .present; Wednesday;
no trace has been found,, although a
constant search is being 'carried on.
The cities are finding an increasing
nunther of newly -wedded couples
seeking relief.
cmparen,ei
A young Ukrainian boy out in
Saskatchewan ;has been arrested
for staking counterfe1t money.
DISTRICT
BLYTH: The annual congrega-
tional
on re *a -
f; b
tional meeting of Queen St. United
church was held Friday _evening: The
orchestra contributed several num-
bers before the opening of the meet-
ing.
The pastor, Rev. Mr. Buell, gave
a short address reviewing, the work
of the year also voicing appreciation
of the splendid co-operation between
pastor : and people. N. H. Lyon was
appointed secretary for the evening.
Reports were read from the organ-
izations of the church at 'follows:
Women's Association, read ; by Mrs.
Chellew, 27 members; receipts, 3278.-
41; expenses, $147.70; balance, $130.-
65;
130:65; W.M.S., given by Mrs. Grasby,
receipts, 3448.35; allocation of 3310.,
fully met; Mission Band, 16 mem-
bers, receipts 10.113.81, sent to Braneh
Treasurer for Missions, $1004 Y,P,
S., receipts, 386.99; Sunday school,
reported by the treasures, John Petts
receipts, $286.37; expenditures,
3228.51; balance, $57,86. The Sunday
school also gave 3145. in missionary
offering; Amity Class, eeceipts,`$67.
70; balance on Stand, 329.14; Willing
Workers Bible Class, receipts, 346.;
Golden Rule Class, receipts, 339.65;
M. and•..M. Fund, envelopes, 3387.;
Cent,A-Meal boxes, $9.; Men's Club,
receipts, $167.87; balance, $22.07;
Trustee Board, receipts, $2,29927;
expenditure, $2,206.12; balance,, $93.-
15.
93:15. The matter of union was discus-
sed at some length after which re-
freshments were served by the lad-
ies.
BRUSSELS: Mrs.Andrew Currie
celebrated her 74th birthday skating
at the rink in Brussels and cutting
figures in a manner which would try
many younger persons. In iier youth
Mrs. Currie was a noted skater and
will be, remembered as one of the
champion skaters of these ,parts.
•
HENSALL: Mrs. Eliza Jane Hor
ton, wife of Henry Horton, died at
her home here. Formerly Miss Jar-
vis, she was a school -teacher, as was
her husband, for some years, After
their marriage they resided in Tuck-
ersmith Township, moving to Hensall
Several years ago. Besides her hus-
band, tvho is a .onset reeve and
councilor of Hensall, Mrs. Horton is
survived by two sons, Jarvis, living
near Brucefield; Harry, of Hensall,,
and two slaughters; Mrs. Harpole and
:Mee. Mears, now of Hensall; but
former residents of Western Canada.
The funeral was held Monday after-
noon, with services at 8 o'clock in
Hensall United Church, of which
Mrs. Horton was a member, and in-
terment lit McTaggart's Cemetery.
EXETER: Justice Martin of the
Supreme Court of Saskatchewan, who
recently came from the West to be
present at the celebration of the 00th
birthday of Sir William Muloelc in
Toronto, tools advantage of the trip
tee visit Exeter, where his father
ministered to the spiritual needs of
Caven Presbyterian Church for 26
years. The distinguished jurist while
here addressed the Sunday school
scholars. .It was over 40 years since
he had been a member of that school.
He went from Exeter to Kitchener
to visit his brother, Alex., who is
manager of the Dominion Tire Com-
pany. Since his boyhood days in
Exeter Justice Martin has trained
as a high:sehool teacher, taught in To-
ronto, read for and passed the taw
examinations, been premier of Sas
katchewan, ' and been raised to the
Supreme Court bench. Justice Mar-
tin has also been mayor of Regina
and has sat in the Dominion Parlia-
ment.
,SEAFOR•PH: A meeting on the
subject of "Control of the Warble
Plies and l3ot Flies," under the aus-
pices of the Ontario Department of
Agriculture, Clinton, 'vas held in the
town hall, ,Saturday, at which some
forty farmers of the district were
present. Ian McLeod, local repre-
sentative, explained the estimated
Loss to the farmers in milk, beef, and
hides, and: also how to control and
perhaps eliminate them. He explain-
ed that there are: three kinds of bot
flies, the common hot fly and the
nose and throat ,hot flies. There are
now on. hand 250 capsules which
should be used before March 1st.
EXETER: 1,
R. An accident ''which
might have cost the life of Donald
Siverne, happened on Main street
Monday evening. Earl Allen, driver
for the Hogarth Baby Chick Hatch-
ery was motoring south, feeling his
waythrough the stormy street, when
suddenly young Siverne darted 'di-
rectly in path of the approaching au-
to. The brakes were heard to grip
as was the impact when the lad was
thrown over the headlight and fender
to the ground. The ladwascarrying
two loaves of bread ',and a screw-
driver. He immediately scrambled
to his feet, as frightened pedestrians
gathered around. The driver alight-
ed to enquire of his injuries, but
the Iad said he wasn't hurt, and ran
down e strto her
examinatithon ofeet rho boyhis's bome.ody reLatveal•
ed bruises on his chest ,and leg.'
SEAFORT•H: In a fast 0. 11. A,
rit.
intermediate fixture here Tuesday
night Mitchell defeated Seaforth 4-2.
In the first period Mitchell got a
one,goal lead when Tieman banged
in the first counter from a mix-up
at'ound Seaforth net. Buckman and
Wilson received
Wil tonly penalties of
the first frame for tripping, Sea -
forth came back strong in the first
half of the second period and tied
the count when G. Muir scored on
Buckman's pass. They slackened a-
gain, however, and let Fawm through
on a solo rush, to put Mitchell again
in the lead, 2-,1. Neither side was
playing up to usual form. Muir and
E. Rennie were robbed of a', goal
when they broke through but the
Mitchell defence chasedthein • to the
corner. Wright, Scott and ,Stoneman
drew penalties Inc accidental trips.
Seaforth played Mitchell off their
feet in the third period but to no
avail. Culliton scored when Stade
came out of his net. Hildebrand
made the count 3-2 on a nice pass
from Muir, but Culliton again drew
Stade out to end the scoring of the
gave 4-2. Muir was the star of the
Seaforth team, while ,Cuiliton stood
out forMitchell.
WROXETER: The monthly meet-
ing of the Women's Institute was
held at the home of Mrs. R, Stock,
with 21 members present. The pre-
sident, Mrs- J. J. Allen was in the
chair. After the business items had
been disposed of Mrs. M. Sellars gave
an interesting demonstration in art
painting. Miss E. Davidson, princi-
pal of the continuation school, gave
an interesting paper on an unusual
topic, "Blessed be Drudgery." Com-
munity singing formed a part of
the program and the roll call was
answered by "An Institute resolution
Inc' the New Year." -A dainty lunch
was served by the social directors,
Mrs. B. Stocks, Mrs. J. Stutt,. and
Miss M. Pope and a social half hour
WAS spent.
terOrireee
WROXETER: The annual meet-.
ing of the shareholders of Wroxeter
Rural Telephone Co., was held in the'
town hall with a large attendance.
The• company had a good year, hay
ing a large surplus on hand. The re-
tiring officers were re-elected and
are as follows: Pres., D. D. Sander-
son; sec.-treas., Miss E. P. Hazle-
wood; directors, J. L. McEwen, Jas, '
Douglas and Alex. McKercher; aud-
itors, Jos. Lovell, A. McEwen.
WROXETER, The euchre and
dance in aid of the local library was
well attended, 28 tables of progres-
sive euchre being in play. Archie
Edgar won gent's first prize and
Mina Brown, lady's. Mrs. S. F.
Burke won 1st prize in the lucky
chair contest and Earl Doig of Cor-
rie was second,
SEEKS TQ CONTROL DEADLY.
GAS PERIL`
British Guiana, Britain's onl.
colony in South America, may eon -
tribute largely to a •reduction ins
deaths caused by carbon monoxide)
gas, discharged from automobile' ex-
hausts. Following experiments made
by Dr, John Hanger at Liverpool)
University, England, the West India}
Committee supplied the research de-
partment with quantities of bauxite,
7i r'
for which British Gnina is fatu-
ous, It is proposed to use bauxite
to absorb the monoxide by combus-
tion in the exhaust chamber of auto-,
enobileS,
BOTH TRUTH AND POETRY
011, it's no easy feat, when, weary
and sore,
And your team trails behind by a
goal,
To keep temper sweet and work for
that score,
While resentment is ,filling your
soul.
Because your opponents persist in
mean tricks,
And jab and butt -end you, with el-
bows and sticks;
But it's all in the game --endure the
hard hocks
There's no door to fame in the pen,'
arty box! �I
Life's much like a game—just a
game that is played
And this is a fact you will find
If you're quick on the trigger and
want to put "paid",
To each little dig from behind;
You're certain to lose—for the game
is too short •
Let a veteran pass along this
thought; . -
But whistle or sing— just grin at '
hard knocks,
For you can't do a thing in theien,L
!ally box! l
—h'. A. B. in Oshawa Times,
DEFINED
"Surely you eeiiiember what `syno-
nym' means " queried the mother.
"Sure, we remember, said one of
tate small boys, alertly. "Synonym is
something you put in pies."—Chris-
tian 'Science MVlouitor. '
A youtig Timmins man. came down
to Toronto the . other day, avowedly
to make friends with his wife, who
had been lining with her parents itt
the city, shot his mother-in-law as
she was trying to call for the police
when the ,man would not leave het
House,',