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THE
CLINTON NEWS -RECORD
THURS., OCT. 22, 1936
NEWS
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FishandShellfish. Serve
Fish Foods more often during
the yveek. Whatever form is
most available to you... fresh,
frozen, canned, smoked, pic-
kled or dried .. ; you will find
it an easily digested food...
rich in proteins, vitamins,
minerals, iodine and other'
health -giving elements.
You'll find its variety of
flavour adaptable to count-
less simple and delicious
I recipes. And you'll find
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Name l SALT FISH DE LtIX2
I 1 -Ib. package of boneless cod or Dame Cana.
Addeo , dian salt fish freshened. suttee
3/4 cep of kat water 2 hard-boiled eggs
1 /a tsp. of popper 1 tsp. of dry mustard
1 Flake freshened fish into pieces.
1 Turn three -quartet cup of hot
water in which fish was freshened,
over fish, which has been placed on
platter or shallow dish. Sprinkle
with teaspoon of dry mustard and
half teaspoon of pepper, Chop
hard.bolled eggs over fish and dot
generously with butter, Serve with
tomato sauce.
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A FISH D A V'
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Bugg Farmer
(Furnished by the Department of Agriculture)
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Boys' and Girls' Contests
Widespread interest h a s been
Shown . in the Provincial Inter -Club
competitions in Calf, Swine, Foal,
Grain and Potatoes to be held at the
Ontario Agricultural College, Guelph,
on Friday, October 23rd, as well as
in the Public Speaking Contest on the
previous day, October 22. This public
speaking competition is arranged to
select a boy to represent Ontario in
the National Club contests at the
Royal Winter Fair. It is interesting
to note that during 1936 there were
enrolled in the province 5,877 boys
and girls in 502 clubs, which included
Calf Clubs, Swine Clubs, Foal Clubs,
Poultry Clubs, Grain Clubs, Potato
Clubs, Boys' Home Garden Clubs,
Girls' Home Garden and Canning
CIubs, andGirls' Home -Making
Clubs. The winners in the contests
at O.A.C. will enter the National
Contest at the Royal Winter Fair,.
Barley At Guelph Fair
Growers of good commercial bar-
ley will be interested in the class
recently added to the prize list of
the Guelph Winter Fair. While only
one bushel need be exhibited at the
Show, the grower must have at least
fifty bushels of similar grade and
description for sale. Thus visitors
to the Show viewing' this class will
know where to secure substantial
lots of good barley for seeding pur-
poses. Sample of all exhibits will be
retained so that subsequent sales may
be checked up with the samples taken
by the judges. This will give some
assurance to the buyers that the pur-
chased barley is of the grade and
quality exhibited at the Show.
Each exhibitor must obtain from
his Agricultural Representative' a
certificate that the bushel exhibited
is representative of the fifty bushels
offered for sale. Substantial cash
prizes are offered fbr this class,
Thirty Pounds of Butter Per dead
According to a provisional esti,-
mate,
sti-mate, the people of Canada consumed
30.91 pounds of butter and 3.61
pounds of cheese per head of popula-
tion in 1935 when 338,396,970, pounds
of butter and 39,572,341 pounds of
Icheese were disposed of. In 1934 the
consumption of butter was 336,824,-
894 pounds, or a per capita consump-
tion of 31.12 pounds. Between 1933
and 1934 there was an increase a-
mounting to almost a pound per, head,
but the 1935 figure is just about
three-quarters of a pound above the
1933 figure, and less than one-half
pound above the 1932 estimate. In
other words, the average run of con-
sumption of butter is over 30 pounds
per head of population,
The consumption of cheese in Can-
ada in 1935 is estimated at 39,572,341
pounds, or 3.61 pounds per head of
population. Thisis practically the
same per capita figure as .in 1934,
but compared with 1933 shows the
small increase of, 0.22 pound, and an
Increase of 0.36 pound compared with
1932.
Current Crop Report
Poultry dealers in Dufferin County
report that it is quite difficult to get
well -finished birds this year. Prices
for dressed poultry have averaged a-
bout 19 cents per pound. Grey Coun-
ty reports that two or three honey
producers in that district have ship-
ped 42 tons of honey from Owen.
Sound to Great Britain recently. Man-
gels and turnips have load a remark-
able growth during the past month
and will yield :a good average crop,
according to a report from Perth.
The general condition of livestock
has improved in North. Simcoe during
the past few weeks.' Ensilage corn
there is averaging 55% to 60% crop,
with fair quality in most cases. Su-
gar beets are looking exceptionally
well in Lanibton County. Grapes are
going up in price in Lincoln and are
now $55 to $65 a ton,in place of $45
to $50. Potatoes there are $1.75 a
bag, cauliflower ' 10 to 15 cents a
head, cabbages 5 to 10 cents and late
corn 20 cents per dozen. Large pur-
chases of Western cattle direct from
Western Canada, and from sales in
the district, are reported each week
in Middlesex.
Wintering of Bees
Beekeeping is an important indus-
try in Canada and one of the . vital
factors in building it up is the pre-
servation of bees in winter. In most
parts of Canada, winter is not so
HAPPENINGS OF
INTEREST
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YOUR WORLD AND MINE
by JOHN C. KIRKWOOD
(Copyright)
A man who had just returned from
a 3 -months' sojourn in Great Britain
told me that he' had been iii several
homes where he saw no books.
II -long these homes was that of a law-
yer. The 3 -cents -a -day lending lib-
raries were stated to be the explana-
tion of the absence of books in many
homes. -
Undoubtedly 'these 3 -cents -a -day
lending ,libraries are a public boon,
and one is glad to see them multiply
and flourish. Yet they are not whol-
ly good. They promote the habit of
fast • reading—of rather thoughtless
reading. Also, they tend to cause
one toread ephemeral books—this in
preference to books of more endur-
ing value. One goes into a lending
Farm Club Boys'
Speaking Contest
An alteration has been made in the
arrangements connected with the
public speaking contest at the 1936
Royal Winter Fair open to boys 'who
are members of boys' and girls' farm
clubs under the Canadian Council of
Boys' and Girls' Club Work. The
event was arranged in keeping with
the 1936 Royal Winter Fair's slogan
"Youth in Agriculture", and at first
it was planned to have at least one
address delivered each evening in the
arena of the Fair. It has now been
decided that the public speaking con-
test will be gondueted as one event
on one certain evening during the
first week 9f the Fah', all
the addresses to be delivered and jud-
ged on that date in a suitable loca-
tion in the Fair buildings. Notifica-
tion of the exact date of the contest
will be made in due course.
This public speaking contest is a
distinct feature apart from the usual
projects of the boys' and .girls' farm
clubs, and consequently it has regu-
lations of its own. The contestant
must not be less than 18 years of
age and must not have reached his
21st birthday on November_ 1, 1936.
Also, no club member who has com-
peted •at the Royal Winter Fair in
any contest conducted by the Cana-
dian Council of Boys' and Girls'' Club
Work is eligible to compete. The
number of . contestants is liinited to
one speaker; from each province.
Each contestant will be given a suit-
ably engraved medal, and a trophy,
provided, by the Royal Winter Pair,
will be awarded to the winner of the
contest.
It is expected that the presentation
of the trophy will be made on Mon:
day evening, November 23, and it 15
also understood that arrangements
are being made for the second week
of the Fah to broadcast. • several of
the addresses that were made on the
evening of the contest. All the en-
tries will be received by the officers
in charge of club work and must be
mailed before October 31 to the Gen-
eral Secretary, Canadian Council on
Boys and Girls' Club Work, 463 Con-
federation Building, Ottawa.
hard on bees as might be imagined,
and in some respects wintering is
easier than in a milder. climate. At
the same time, there are three impor-
tant factors necessary for successful
wintering, the neglect of any one of
which 'will either causethe death of
the colony or so seriously weaken it
that it becomes unprofitable to the
producer. These three factors are
(1) strong, that is to say, populous,
colonies consisting mainly of young
bees (2) an abundance of wholesome
stores, and (3) adequate protection
from cold and changeable tempera-
tures.
Bees do not hibernate in the true
sense of the word. When it becomes.
cold they form a compact cluster,
and the bees in the heart of the clus-
ter generate heat by muscular activ-
ity. This activity, of course, neces-
sitates the consumption of stores in'
proportion to the amount of energy
expended. The bees on the outside
of the cluster act as insulators to
prevent the escape of the heat gener-
ated. It has been shown that when
the temperature hovers between 69
and 58 degrees Fahrenheit, the bees
remain quiet on the combs, but as
soon as the temperature falls to 57
degrees or lower, a cluster is form-
ed and heat generated. The colder
the hive becomes, the greater will be
the amount of heat required to keep
up the temperature of the hive.
Should the cluster be a small one,
there will be fewer bees for heat pro-
duction and insulation, andthese few
will have to work harder to produce
the necessary heat. Excessive heat
production is apt, to start the bees
producing brood, . which is usually
fatal to the colony when the bees are
unable to fly. The •greater the num-
ber of 'bees • within the colony, the
smaller amount of work is required
from each individual bee, provided
that stores and protection are equal.
It is therefore, impossible to get a
library and has hundreds of novels
arrayed before 'hint, most of which
are by obscure authorsor by writers
of no distinction , or worth. All too
often the book taken home is for
one's entertainment—intended to give
one agreeable occupation for an ev
ening or two. When we choose
books by authors of whom we have
never previously heard, and when our
selections of books are determined
merely by the presence of books, then
our reading taste is apt to become
vitiated. We lose the quality of dis-
crimination. Only "light" books -
books which neither feed nor tax un-
derstanding and which contribute
nothing to our culture — are likely
to be taken home. In time, we recoil
from the better class of books—non-
fiction books, for example, and books
which add to our knowledge and un-
derstanding oflifeand affairs, which
enrich the mind, widen our horizons,
and have a definite cultural value.
The 3 -cents -a -day libraries are just
cafeterias. Chiefly they are for those
who read in a hurry—whose taste in.
books is non -discriminating and non-
selective—whose reading is purpose-
less except the pleasant use of .time.
It is no evidence of a literary mind or
of intellectually when one sees a man
or woman carrying hone a lending
library book with its tell-tale paper
wrapper.
It is the book which one buys, whe-
ther it be a new or a second-hand
book, which reveals and declares the
quality and character of one's liter-
ary tastes and of one's cultural as-
pirations.- Bought )?gobs are selected
books. ' ,
When one owns books, one is not
under the 3 -cents -a -day pressure to
read them fast and without thought.
Owned books are always present, and
their very presence on one's .book -
selves or in one's room is comforting.
One's owned books become one's
close companions. They are the voice
and message, the singing, the art,
the inspiration and instruction, the
wisdom and the learning', the suffer-
ings and the happiness, of those with
power over us, and to whose mastery
we are willingly submissive. Who are
your chosen companions? Your books
are the answer.
Most of us are creatures of moods
and tenses. These snoods and tenses
of ours demand their food, and their
food is found—or should be found
in the books on our shelves. Per-
hapsyour hunger is forthe
ng shady..
coolness of the forest. Then it will
be sated by The Leather -Stocking
Tales of Fenimore Cooper. Or 'you).+i
mood niay yearn for the romance of
Marion, or for the stirring tale of
Ben Hur, or for the enchanting music
of Ruskin's prose, or for a tale of
the sea by Conrad, or for the peace-
ful scenes of Cranford, or for the
soothing beauty of The Private Ea-'
pars of Henry Roycroft, or for the
tenderness and rollicking fun of the,
children's poems of Eugene Field and.
James Whitcomb Riley. When the
hunger of your moods and tenses is
acute, then you want your bookshel-
ves to be a sort of pantry.
Good books—those which feed you,
not once but often, are cheap, cheap,
no matter what you pay for them.
livery newly -acquired andwell-se-
lected book increases the number of
your, beloved companions, and is a
companion whom you never . want to
be long or far from you. Should a
friend light-heartedly borrow one of
your beloved books, it is like taking.
from you a loved child or your wife,
and if your borrowing friend fails to
return the filched book, you feel that
he—or she— has committed an un-
forgivable sin.
Good books, on your shelves, books
representing judicial selection—give
you an immense contenment. They
are instantly available for your en-
joyment whenever you have leisure.
They can transport you magically to
far countries and far times. . They
can turn you into other people.' They
San sustain you when you are losing
faith and hope. They can make you
partners in the adventures and a-
chievements of the daring. They can
put you on moutain tops and, show
you worlds which are invisible to
bookless men and women.
Every artisan, every laborer, every
farmer, every clerk, every youth, ev-
e r y wistful maiden, every work,
weary mother, every sorrowing and
afflicted one, every lonely person,
everyone nearing the boundaries of
his or her earthly life, should have
companionable books. So, too, should
children. Parente are wise when they
cultivate a love of books in their
children. Every child should have his
or her oWn bookshelf—an ever-ex-
panding bookshelf. A. love of books
planted in childhood days and kept
ever freshly fed becomes a safeguard
in` adolescent years;' also,the shaper
of dreams and ambitions, an uplift-
ing influence.
colony, too strong for the winter: the The bookiess: home, no hatter how
tendency is to err inthe opposite di- richly furnished in other ways, lacks
rection. the presence cowl
FARMERS
RADIO COMMISSION CONSTRUCTING ULTRA -MODERN STUDIOS
AT VANCOUVER -- ALUMNI FEDERATION 0 F UNIVERSITY
OF TORONTO TO HONOR SIR WILLIAM MULOCK.
Construction in the new Canadian National Railways Hotel at Van-
couver of what will be the most up-to-date radio broadcasting studios in
the Dominion, . and the near-eompletion of a powerful 5,000watt trans-
mitting station on Lulu Island, B.C., both designed to provide better'
broadcasting service for the west Coast territory, have been announced
by the. Canadian Radio Commission, The studios and the "transmitter are
of ultra -modern design and will be made available for operation, it is
expected, early this winter.
On Ground Floor
The studios are to be located in a
portion of the ground and mezzanine
floors of the Canadian National Rail-
ways Hotel and will be bordered by
Hornby and Georgia streets, with fa-
cilities completely isolated from the
main part of the hotel. All parti-
tions will be of sound -proof construc-
tion and the interior walls, floors,
and ceilings will be separate from
the main building structure in accor-
dance with latest studio building
practices; The studio suite, a private
entrance to which will be provided
from Hornby street, will include a
large auditorium studio two floors in
height, two smaller studios, a lounge,
clients' observation room, eontrol
rooms, and offices. All construction
will be undertaken by the Canadian
National Railways, the specifications
Covering the general layout having
been prepared jointly by the C.N.R.
and the Canadian Radio Commission
engineers at Ottawa.
In Advance of Requirements
G. D. McKinstry, Canadian Radio
Commission acoustical engineer, who
has perhaps had more experience
than any other engineer in Canada in
the actual design and, construction of
successful broadcasting studios, will
represent the Commission in the sup-
ervision of the acoustical treatment;
specifications, and construction, which
will be carried out by the building
forces of the Canadian National. The
engineers of the Commission and the
C.N.R. architects, in preparing the
designs, have kept in mind that the
new studios must be far in advance of
present day requirements. Special
built-in lighting fixtures that will
provide the maximum of lightingef-
ficiency, and an air-conditioning plant
entirely separate from the hotel sys-
tem, will be installed. The air-con-
ditioning plant will provide a Com-
plete change of filtered air every few
Minutes,. '
The radio installation, including the
amplifiers equipment necessary for
the picking. up of the studio programa
and rkayh1 '-'them -to the transmitter
a`nd the network, have been designed
entirely by Canadian Radio Commis-
sion engineers and built by Canadian
manufacturers. ' The supervision o f
the general instaliation will be under
the direction of H. M. Smith of the
Commission's 'engineering departtnen;
at Ottawa, who also is in charge of
ing of those who ought to be its per-
manent guests. A bookless home,
whether of the cottager or of the
millionaire, whether of the farmer,
the merchant, the clerk, the artisan,
the professional. -man, is a reproach
and an accusation, for it proclaims
that the minds of that home's dwel-
lers are unfurnished, that their reli-
ance for enjoyments is on an indul-
gence of the senses of taste, sight
and hearing -on physical and perish-
ing. things—on food, on sights and
places, and on uninspiring conversa-
tion.
Bymeans of books -owned books
ever present on one's 'shelves—every-
one, irrespective of his or her cir-
cumstances, can have an - abundant
life, without boundaries of time or
space.
Let me quote from the preface of
one of Henry Van Dyke's books, en-
titled, "Companionable Books" — a
book which should be on every book -
lover's shelf. "Many books," says
bit'. Van Dyke, "are dry and dusty-
there is no juice in them; and many
are soon exhausted—you would no
more go back to them than to a
squeezed orange. But solne have in
them an unfailing sap, both from the
tree of knowledge and from the tree
of life.
"By 'companionable books' I mean
those that are worth taking with you
on a journey where the weight of
luggage counts, or keeping with you
beside your bed, near the night -lamp;
books that will bear reading often,
and the more slowly you read them,.
the better you enjoy them; books
that will not only tell you how things
look and how people behave, but al-
so interpret nature and life to you,
in language of beauty and power,
touched with the personality of the
author, so that they have a real voice
a di le to our s.irit in the silence."
,the installation ofthe new transmit-
ter plant on Lulu Island.
To Honor Sir Wm. Mulock
The Canadian Radio Commission
h a s announced details of t h e
broadcast over its national network
October 30, 9.00 to 10.00 p.m. EST,
of proceedings of a banquet to be
given Sir William ` MuIock, retired
chief justice of Canada, by the A-
lumni Federation of the University
of Toronto. The banquet will be one
of several scheduled to take place
that night throughout Canada by the
branches' of the Federation.
Following- the presentation to the
distinguished guest of honour will he
heard Rt. Hon. G. 0. Tryon, speak-
ing from London, W. G. Swan, gradu-
ate of the University and outstand-
ing engineer, who will speak front
Vancouver, Mrs. R. F. McWilliams, a
former Canadian delegate to the
League of Nations and also a gradu-
ate of the University, broadcasting -
from Winnipeg. The broadcast will
switch to Halifax where Dr. Carleton
Stanley, president of Dalhousie Uni-
versity, will speak. The, broadcast
will then continue from Toronto.
Cover the Waterfront"
Day after day Pat Terry, whose
"I Cover the Waterfront" talks are
broadcast by the Canadian Radio
Commission Fridays at 10.30 p.m.
EST, over the national network,
walks and talks along Vancouver's
waterfront with Wren of the sea —
wallcs with them and listens to their
"shop talk" of ships and of men and
of sea lanes leading to far-off ports
and of little tucked away places with
names that suggest a setting for a
tale of romance and adventure.
Laconic conversations these, for the
men are not given to words, and of-
ten it is only the mere bones of a
story that conte to Pat—a hint picked
up in waterfront gossip, a clue, and
the man who holds the answer is sail-
ing somewhere on the seven seas.
How many times will he change
ships, and where will the sailorman's
fate take hint before he comes to talk
again with Pat Terry at the Port of
Vancouver?
Pat Terry brings to listeners some
of the strangest tales of the sea that
have ever been told. And he gleans
his copy from nen who have known
adventure, romance, tragedy, and the
mysteries of far-off lands whose back
and front doors are bordered by the
restless oceans.
Thousand Of Feeder
Cattle From The West
Thousands of feeder cattle from the
Canadian West have been `shipped to
Western Ontario during the past few
weeks and from all signs, Western
Ontario will amply fill the Govern-
ment cattle quota this year.
Many farmers who originally de-
cided to purchase only a few cattle
have altered, their plans as the late
pasture and hay crops have been
plentiful, and are now buying in car-
load lots. No doubt the decision of
the Government to pay fifty percent.
of: the freight on cattle purchased in
specified areas has done much to help
the shipment of cattle from those
areas.
Itis understood that a large num-
ber have been secured in Huron
County.
Blaze ;Solves Goder ion's
Problem — What 'About
Clinton's?
Goderich, Oct. 18 — The problem
of the transient in this town has been
solved. Only one member of the wan-
dering unemployed has been seen here
this fall and he, remained only a few
hours. ' When he called at the police
station and asked for a night's lodg-
ing on Saturday he was. told, "sorry
old chap, but the last of you fellows
to visit here burned the place down."
"Really, I hadn't heard that, T beg
your pardon, I must be off to Clin-
ton," the
linton,"the stranger answered.
About a month ago the municipal
storehouse, used as a winter shelter
for one-nighters, was destroyed by
fire started by a transient's careless-
ness a loss of 4 0 0-beim_ entailed.
COLLEGIATE INSTITUTE NEWS
(Continued from page 3)
for her speech was quite brief. She • A.
performed a sort of impromptu, and,,
we think, unconscious, dance while -
she spoke; `Fayewas once the star
of the Highland Fling, and : she has .
apparently, not yet recovered. Ron--
ald Peek arose next and quite neg-
lected his electioneering to stake a'.
speech on stage manners. He evident-
ly disapproved of Miss Linclsaye's:.
rather light-hearted' disregard of
formal stage, posture, as he orated:',
long and loud on standing right, and'
/toying right, and maintaining the
right facial expressions. On one oe- -
casion, he drew a large white hand-
kerchief from his pocket and knelt
on it. As the audience was convulsed.
with merriment at this juncture, we -
did not catch Mr. Peck's highly es-
timable remarks, but we gathered'
that he- was praying for strength to
continue with his campaign. What
we objected to in Mr. Peck's speech
was that, all the time that he was..
exhorting others to maintain good •
posture, speak out well, etc, -etc,, he
continually disclaimed any ability to
do so himself, and remarked repeat- •
edly "Don't look at me—I can't do it"' .
Now, young Ronald -that won't do, If
you can't practice it, you shouldn't .
preach it. At the end of his physical
culture lecture, Peck•nnuttered some-
thing about his level best, and remov•
-
ed himself.
Miss Cook and Miss Charlesworth
climbed the stairs next to do battle
for the post of secretary. Norma
wasthe first speaker. Her election-
eering was rather odd; she announc-
ed that she did not much want the
place, and thought Miss Charlesworth,
would be a better secretary. She look-
ed sternly at her audience and seated
herself. Ellen Charlesworth : came
forward, favoured her listeners with
a guileless smile, chatted amiably a-
bout she wasn't very good, but she'd
try, of course—She thought a space,
and left.
The last speakers were Fred Axon
and Jack Clancy, candidates for treas-
urer. Fred came forward first, blush-
ed slightly, scraped his feet about,.
and adrdessed a few remarks to his
tie, informed itis audience that they
could trust him with their money,
and flung himself gratefully off the
stage. Clancy arose with disappro-
bation for such light conduct quiver-
ing in every muscle. Clancy's speech
was serious. •The audience, however,
which had been prepared by Dou-
gan's ascetic witticisms for some-
thing facetious, could not understand,
and laughed dutifully at Clancy,.
though they couldn't see the joke.
Clancy couldn't see the joke either,—
he made an excellent speech, which
was marred by hysterical titters
from First Form, We aren't accus-
tomed to serious electioneering spee-
ches, Clancy, old thing. We like 'em
jocular. We admit to having been
taken somewhat aback when the man
thundered about British justice at. us
When the election returns return-
ed, the slate of ossifers was as fol-
lows: President, Ken. Dougan; First
Vice, Irene Robertson; Second _Vice,
Ronald Peck; Secretary, Ellen Char-
lesworth; Treasurer, Jack Clancy.
hire hoped for thank -you speeches
but none were forthcoming, which we
thought melancholy. The new Soci-
ety met and discussed the Hallowe'en
party, the date of which is set for the
30th. Everyone will please some in
costume, (you are fined 10c if you
don't). The dances are to be enmas-
que for awhile, which we think a good
idea. Girls brings lunch, boys pay
10c, outsiders who wish to dine and
dance, 25c, Good entertainment, Lunch
and dancing afterwards, " Costume
prizes, initiation of First Formers, we
think that covers it. If you are just
coming for the entertainment, not
lunch or dancing, n o admission
charge.
The Girl's Athletic Society has di-
vided the whole school into basket-
ball teams so that those who can't •
make the school team can at least -
have a few games. There are twelve -
teams, with a member of the school
team . at the head of each team.
Games every Tuesday and Thursday
night, also every other Friday. Come -
and see them. If they aren't good
basket -ball, they will probably be •
funny, anyway.
Pilot Hovey has invented a me-
chanical ' cow. At least, he is think- -
ing of inventing one. He has drawn
the diagram of it. It eats grass, and ':
has taps for milk, cream, butter and •
cheese. In addition, (for Pilot's in-
genious invention provides for pleas-
ure as well as sordid working pur-
poses) it has a slot machine in it's
buck.:
The school's pictures were taken,
form by form, by an agitated gentle-
man, who was much disturbed by
rambuncious P: T. classes who bound- •
ed past, hini with war -like cries—
Also, we had fire -drill, Miss Nixon,
hysterical with fear, refused to leave •
the school and was burned to death.
Very sad affair.
Well, we feel that we have dont •
our duty by the News -Record for this -'
week, Until next week—Cheerio-
LIKE JAZZ MUSIC:
"Did' Dorrie enjoy her dinner elate
with Carlo, the- wrestler?" •
"She was never so embarrassed- in
her life. When be started to eat his •
soup, five eoples got up and began, s