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THE CLINTON ,NEWS -RECORD
THURS., MAY" 7, 1936'
COOPER'SSTORE NEWS
ROSE BUSHES
PERENIALS
:RUB
BULBS
Gong Fast
Get 'ou 's Now'
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Variety China Dept.
1st floor
Phone 38j.
House and Men's
Furnishing Dept. 2nd Floor
YOU AND ',YOUR HOUSE SHOULD NEVER BE WITHOUT
Is ah a ex
It's the surest and quickest way to be relieved of the distress
caused by Gas and Acid in the Stomach.
TRY IT AND LIKE MANY OTHERS YOU WILL BE CONVINCED
75c $1.50 sizes
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CLINTON, ONT.
V a'ctgs Stare
PHONE 51
Forsyth Shirts
All. the Newest Shades and Styles
COLLAR ATTACHED STYLE with Tie to Match.
SHIRTS WITH 2 COLLARS.
DAVIS & HERMAN
CLEANING, PRESSING AND REPAIRING
HURON ROAD EAST
Mrs, James McGill bas been able
to leave the . Clinton Hospital, after
:a long illness, and it is Hoped her im-
provement will continue until she is
,completely recovered.
GODERICE TOWNSHIP
Mrs. Arthur Stephenson is spend-
ing some time with her daughter,
Mrs. Eva Wheeler in Parkhill. Mas-
ter Douglas Wheeler is at present
quite ill and under the doctor's care.
Mrs. James Murray, is staying with
her grandmother, Mrs, Pickett, near
Clinton.
Mrs. Stewart ,Middleton is`recover
, ing nicely after an attack of measles.
Quite a• number attended the play,
"Too Many Husbands," presented in.
:Bayfield Town Hall, on' Wednesday
evening, by the Junior Dramatic Club
of St. Andrew's United Church.
The following is the report for S.
S. No, 0, Gocler'ich township, for the
months of March and April:
Sr. 4th: Betty Harris, 71.
Jr. 4th: Kenneth Steepe, 50.
Sr, Srd: Gordon Gilbert, 74'; Gwen
Miller, 64; Ruth Harris, G0; Edna
McCullough, 34. •
Jr. 3rd: .Harold Mcllveen, G0; Jes-
sie MoCulIough, 61; Muriel Wise,
59; Edward Wise, 55;' Beta Yeo, 58.
Sr. 2nd: Keith Miller, 88; June
Miller, '75; Murray Milker, '74.
Jr. 2nd: Harriet Wise, Muriel Bow-
den, Ray Wise.
lst: Anita Cole.
Sr, Pr.: Clayton McCullough, Gor-
, -M. SIIEARDOWN teacher.
cion Grigg.
COLLEGIATE INSTITUTE
AFFAIRS,
'INTERESTINGLY WRITTEN UP BY A: STUDENT
Schoolhas been frightfully et cit-'
f ig this.weelr •In fact there is so lit-
tle eo do that We are; driven to work-
ing .in spare periods: Ancl we are all
aware of .the fact that there are on-
ly two Months left Etc., Etc., thank.
you. very much, and for goodness.
sake don't remind ,'us again or we
shall forget that we (collectively
speak ing—i.e. the C, C I, students)
are laches and gentlemen: Kindly
don't misconstrue this harmless re-
marl'.
' We ,can't write up Cadet Inspac-
tion until next week, Ottr news is
due Monday, , or Tuesday ,morning
at .the latest and since they have
been inconsiderate enough to set the
date fbr Tuesday afternoon, we must
content oufsel'ves .with telling yon a-
bout .it' when it is. news a Week' old.
However we: shall try Our; rather
doubtful prop%etit . powers by re-
Marking that Harris and Hawkins'
were the only two cadets in steyi,
and that. it rained very hard all the
bare;- that Pilot Hovey :(who ss the
big shot that, dashes about shouting
unintelligible eomnrands) suddenly.
developed laryngitis ` and couldn't
talk; thus :when: the crucial moment
cane for hint to shout: "On, the
right—Wheel!"—he couldn't say any-
tlnt, but -merely did the appropriate
facial, expressions; and the cadets,
rather 'than turn without -receiving'
the command, , went marching
straight on into: Cardwell's pond
(they were already so wet that they
didn't realize whore they were until
it was too late) and therefore they
all died a damp but,.extremely • dis-
icpiined death, and we gave them
all a military' funeral.
Well, maybe :mix imagination did
run away with' us somewhat there;
we :shall have to, wait until Tuesday
to verify our prophetic utterances,
but you will have to wait until next
Thursday,' which is 'worse,
We riotieed an odd occurrence last
Friday, The Bugle Band was march-
ing in war -like array down Raglan
with approprate noises (i.e. threat_'
ening soands) when "a large herd of
eatzentoly dangerous looking cows
carne dashing fiercely down Princess
street Now we have •always cherish-
ed in secret a deadly fear •of cows,'
especially when they are proceeding
rapidly, with angry expressions; in
our direction. However' we were
Safe enough, for we witnessed the at -
fair front the windows of Fourth
Form, where cows are seldom, if ev-
er encountered, but we did entertain
a few fears for the boys in the Eng-
le Band. Supposing the vicious ani -1
mals, angered by the unusual noises
which the band was making. (and
that might easily be imagined -,there
were others than cows angered by
them) were to charge then, and
trample them underfoot. Our fears'
were groundless. The cows took one
look at the boys, one long, incredul-
ons look, and then they fled with
precipitous haste, muttering prayers
lis they went. Anyway we got the
impression that they were mutter,.
ing prayers,
MISS EVELYp7 :COX;
daughter of Mr. and Mrs. II. C.. Cox,
Goderich Township, who :recently
graduated from Westervelt Shoot,
London, and has accepted a• position
in the office of the E. W. G. Moore,
Paint Company of Zonckon.` Miss Cox
is a former student of Clinton Col-
legiate andher many friends in this
district will wish her every success
in her new . positiom
treal and Waters' garage. We have
noticed that some of the girls ' are
rather fond of that section,- although
we personally :consider it. 'rather
scrubby -looking, ourselves. When we•
asked Roberta Laidlaw why she lik-
ed it, she replied rather` lamely` that
"it was so picturesque—you know,".
which we thought odd. For isn't ptc-
turesque exactly what it 'isn't?' -Er
—if you get our meaning. Andre
Murdoch replied by misquoting a
Piece. of Collins' "Ode to Etlsning
Il
—she said that she liked to "watch
the bright rays of the reel -haired
II sun setting on the bank." She in-
dignantly denied our lnunble sugges-
tion that she meant "the bright face
of the red-haired son -of -a -gun sitting
in the bank."
•
• There was a big laugh in First
Form the other day. Paxntan, who
sits near the back, had moved up to
the front, ostensibly to see the board
better, but actually to engage Olive
Finch in conversation. Miss Brydone
was assigning the class their work in
Art. "Now class,' Isle said, "You
can proceed to draw that squash at
i
the front of the room."
A little while ago, in English
Comp.; we had to write a discussion
on the subject: "Is Blank• Street
beautiful," substituting any name we
cared to in the blanks. Nobody wrote
on Huron. Street, and we •had rather
expected an effusion on that part
'which runs between the Bank of Mon-!
:1 Poultry Farm Proven. Fed to thousands and thousands
of Baby Chicks,: annually.
2 Promotes 'Rapid Growth, deep yellow pigmentation and
frill uniform feathering.
3 Maintains Rugged Health and Vitality;" Strong, sturdy
, bone development — full of vim and vigor.
4 It eliminates the Hazard and Guess -work In your Chick
Feeding Program. ,
5 You can feed Vitafood with full ' assurance that it will
produce better chicks at .less cost.
ROF. FARMS MILLING CO., ATWOOD. ONTARIO
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STAT TER
11 ISHIRRING CLOl .
Represented locally by --
RUSSELL L. JERVIS,
CLINTON
, We have been taking P.T.' outside
lately. The soft -ball feels as if it
had been left outside in a snow drift
all winter.' .However a few more
whaelts such as Alma , Carter .Wand
Gladys (Gingie) Gingrichc , adminis-
tered on Thursday will soon have it
back to normal. Besides playing
ball, we also indulged in a few mild
calisthenics, as .prescribed by ' the
visiting P.T. Instructor. These were
unfavourably received • by the pigs
in the adjoining lot. They rim with
loud squeels to a safe place behind
the barn; which annoyed us extreme-
ly. Not that we . wanted them a-
round; but they neecl't have looked
so apprehensive. We never eat pork
anyway.
Dear Editor—Thanks for your kind
interest itt our Giff-Wlff problem,
We have just heard that Giff-Wiffs
are either fabulous monsters, or
else they are extinct. Which defin-
itely lets us out. Please -don't corn -
plain about our writing, Mister
Type -setter. We couldn't read the
typing ourselves, and so decided on
the neit worse thing — Iong.hand.
Anyway, S'long.
(In the above case, we presume
that Giff-Wiff is just a nice little
petname, used by people who love
us ?—Ed,)
Professor Blackwood, On-
tario Agricultural College
•To Speak To Junior
Farmers •
The regular meeting of the Clin-
ton Junior Fanners' Association will
be held in the Board Boost of the
Agricultural. Office, on Thursday ev-
ening, May 14th, at 8,15,p.tn. A spe-
cial speaker for this meeting is Pro-
fessor W. C. Bluekwood,,,of the Agri-
cultural Engineering Department, On-
tario Agricultural College, Guelph.
Professor Blackwood Will speak on
the •subject, "The Use of Explosives
on the Farm," This subject should
be of interest not only to members of
the Association, but to many farmers
In the district, and the executive .o7
the Clinton Junior` harmers' Associa-
tion extend a cordial invitation to all
interested parties to. attend this meet-
ing.
County Meeting Of
• Horticultural Societies
A meeting of all Hortieuitural So-
cieties in Huron .County is to be held
in the Board Room of the Agricultur-
al Office, Clinton, on Wednesday ev-
ening, May 13th, at 8 p.tn. sharp. This
is die first County meeting of this
nature to be arranged for and it is
hoped that all officers, and as many
inembers as possible, of the different
Horticultural Societies will be, in at-
tendance.
The two speakers are Mr. John F.
Clark aoil Mr, J. A. Carroll. 'VI..
°lark, is well ]known to most Florticnl
turists, and Mr. Carroll is director of
the Agricultural and Horticultural
Branch, in Toronto This meeting
lliould provide a real opportunity for
the discussion of various problems,
and all parties interested in horticul-
ture are •cordially invited' to attend
this meeting.
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CANADIANS
AND
THEIR .INDUSTRIES—AND THEIR
• LIVE STOCK RAISING •
JOHri Sir.: "Well, son, I'm glad you are
doing so well with the outfit. You are going
through my old experiences of hard but
satisfying work. We arehappy now to rest"
JOHN JR.: "You deserve to rest after all
yoisr years of hard work and 1 realize I owe
all this opportunity to you and mother.
I have often heard you say how .successful
she was.. wirh the poultry and dairying end
of the business." 'r
JOHN SR.: "Thank you, son, but we,don't
'deserve all the credit. In 1900 when we had
only a homestead and preemption, with shack
and barn,and had to haul water five miles
and drive 20 miles to market,; the Bank of
Ivlontreal made me, the seasonal loans I
• needed to carry on. In five years we had
Murii h.
�+»evyetir-+
BANK
later owned 640, with good buildings and
equipment. The bankkept on lending for
harvesting and feeding, because 'i carried out
my contracts and kept my credit good. You'
remember, son, we sold out in 1919 for---
cash,
or—cash, and were able,to retire. You were lucky
to cent the old .place, for it's a good one."
JONNN jR.: "I am lucky, father, and'I atn
ing to live up to your reputation."
Some of rhe Bank's services to farmers and
ranchers: Business chequing accounts; save;
ings accounts; safekeeping of securities and
documents; loans for seeding, harvesting,'
equipment, feeding, purchasing feeders, etc.;'
money orders; financing shipments; advice
dear ride to the 320 acres and three years on credits; banking' by mail.
BANK O"F MONTREAL
ESTABLISHED 1817 HEAD OFFICE, MONTREAL
Clinton Branch: H. M. MONTEITH, Manager
Londesborough (Sub -Agency): Open Monday and Thursday
MODERN, $FPICItr447 BARKING $ERVICC- 'THE OUTC6ME-lit'1te YEAIOS'sUcthasttitroPreATtON
ST. HELENS
Miss Irene Woods. of Waterloo
spent tine week -end at her home here.
Mr. Joe Hyde. of Underwood spent
a few days with his brother, James
Hyde.
Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Andrew of Ash-
field visited with .Mr. and Mrs.
Lorne Woods. last week. •
, Mrs. 'Wm. Gallagher of Norval
spent the week -end at the home of
Mr. Wallace 'Allier.
Mrs. Cliff. Murray is tinder' the
Dr's. care with an attack of measles.
Rev. I3. M. Wright attended the
Huron Presbytery at Clinton last
.week,
Mrs, Gordon, Mrs. Ramage, Mrs,
Robinson Woods, Miss M. C. Ruth-
erford and Miss Tsobel Miller attend-
ed the W. M. S. Presbyterial at Clin-
ton on Tuesday of last week.
, Mr. Goldwin Purvis left on Mon-
day where he is engaged with Mr. Crude Smith, 72.
F. W. Krouse, Fergus.
Mrs. John Ferguson and Mr. and
Mrs. Art Ferguson and Stuart , and
Mr. and Mrs. Toni Taylor of Blyth
were recent visitors with Mr. and
Mrs, Chester Taylor.
VARNA
Mr. and Mrs. John Howson spent
Sunday with Mr, and Mrs. Lloyd
Keys and family.
Mrs. Lloyd Keys and family and
Mr. and Mrs: Jas. M. Reid of Clin-
ton spent Saturday in Adelaide.
The following is the report of S.
S. No. 6, Stanley, for the month of
April:
5th—Bessie Muter, 72; Jean Reid,
62.
Sr. 4th --Gordon Horner, '70.
Jr, 4th—Floyd McAsh,: 78; Anna
Reid, 77; Roy Elliott, 69.
Sr. 3rd—Harvey Parsons, 78; Ger-
Jr, 3rd—Ruby Reid, 80; Alvin
Keys, 08; Maud Keys, 65; Prank
Smith, 63; Donald Keys, 60; Walter
Brotherton, 60.
Sr, 2nc1--Mary McClymont, 77;
Clayton Keys, 59.
Passed to Jr. 2nd—Leona Webster,
78; Gladys Habkirk, 71.
Passed to 1st—Mary Reid, Doris
Reid.
Pr.—Ivan McOlymont:
Number on roll, 21; average atten-
dance, 20.81.
—T. S. Beattie, teacher.
P1' IS DIFFICULT.
"Now Charlie," said the history
teacher, "what do you consider the
most wonderful thing accomplished
by the Romans?"
"Well, learning' Latin, sir,"
MR. LIMP had calluses so -bad he
used a cane. Cress Corn Salve ban-
ished thein forever. At all Drug
Stores.
MAY CLEAR
CONTINUING
THIS
WEEK
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CE
GENUINE
STORE -WIDE
SAVINGS
ENTIRE STOCK OF "THE FASHION SHOPPE" THROWN ON THE BAR-
GAIN BLOCK AT DR.JSTIC REDUCTIONS FOR QUICK CLEARING
CLEARING ALL COATS
A Big Range of Smart Styles to choose
from, Imported Wool fabrics in all the new
colors and patterns. Priced away down now
in 8 •Bargain Groups. All sizes. At, . , . .
lassamausasse
HATS TO CLEAR
New Straws and Light Weight Felts. All
colors and sizes,
Regtilar to 5.75. At
IsentoisnoacaMMCosaliscomnIsoss
CLEARING ALL SUITS
SMART AND DIFFERENT
Two and a -piece models, Tweeds, Checks,
Plaids. All colors and sizes. ' Every gar -
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Corse in and see them. At' , ..... ,.:...
BLOUSES
New Styles: Just. the' thing to
match' 'your; • new • outfit. At.
98c 1.85
CLEARING ALL. DRESSES
A wide„ choice of Styles; Colors and Fabrics
to choose from in these three Low Priced '
Groups. . Best values -ever offered. Styles
for all occasions. Coyne' in and see them
yourself. At
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HAT, PURSE,
CHILDREN'S COATS
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