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The Clinton News Record, 1925-10-01, Page 2SALT LINTON ONTARIO �uh`snrlptton-fit 00 Per • -year • 'adv& e, to. Canadian addreszeeti 2,50 'tar, the 'U S or other or alga centilitres, No paper -dloeou tnned o until all arrears tre Anil ul_les• ,'rpo --- --� tho(opeiclr of the publisher,bn`ts ABOUT' 1'IM BLUDDERI IN date -tri which every subscript:, P0111 is denoted ou the label. BY WII. 1 BL TR, BF7t. Advertising Clare Tranaloiat advct- tieing, 12o nor count flue for first 'rim B:uddeiin kicould Lever do any- inter do Fountain when it's on do rise. l ,r When you go uptov n this morning, ing I o _ c 1 3 Wants Insertion. Sc tor each subsecluen� tlliug• except in the way he had boon Yer + rui'n•derii tweeshackkebones ov Insertion. 13eadln6 counts 2 lines. .accustomed to do tern i ;lit ,round .an' go down to der Smii 1 nave, �1 ogents, not to.exoeea. nil Bridge el.`- +o v ntsdt n `t ona-inch,.such its nsertted;' "Lost Y at ' 'mine. wirl vrar• breif :in er.:Y:c1 effi1't !ur vvlil,y0a go t0 5ltsrnrnr-s and �g., six Y , "Stitt, ed " :eta Inserted once. , ,, Y r aomo' i:o'cr dat'.�'I+ountain�dazi� os • bars of }vhzte Russia soap for me. 1�a�elRts�ta!+ar.; 35c, each subsequent n wet _tor:: 15c _ �:.. h' •ud- f ' l de-ILo l Bea, an ei'. ger ut in- ca.led hos neighhox•; ?tire. A# ul.ins, P •e to,.e n t c3 .t ho'l�landc; Amundseir's v e.aStil,.iv #dvortisehients setae^ in without tries a it." 'III be jos' 'l;out'dat nmch �t froth, her back-kitchen;door One "morn nus lcces it 1 attem st drit't over iii iti - let' ov yer asp wso lot' ,i' dem 'Gip i ' Ptructions as to the vumeer of in- sertions wantc"/ nsertions:wanted wiffrnn until order- ed n' - out will be charged ageorcl- u a d v ir;siy. Rates for display auvei:tising made lcno'gn;on application. Commuulcatiens Intended for;publl- f good guarantee. P g CdtiD:l must, as a 1 faith, be accompanied by the name o the wr!tor.t G. E. HALL, M.'R, CLARK. Proprietor. Editor. G. D.-II:TAGGART 112. b. MCTAGGART T T S �C TGG BANKERS A general Bankdngt Business transact. ed, Notes Discounted. Drafts 'Issued. Interest Allowed :on Deposits. 'Sale Notes. Purchased, .II T. RANCE Notary Public Conveyancer, Financial, 'Real Pstate. and• -Fire In- eurance 'Agent. '•Representing 14 Fire Insurance Companies.: Divlslon :Court Office, :Clinton. I never go past' Shtimian s when shuns—fin' tial wasn'tnuffin?;but some year ago' dead bodies' on de sera -silo' ' Ye better... • I g0 uptown," answered Tial,. " i 101- „ Wo- o straight u T-- strut" ' turn :roup 1 T. Wo -Y0 g g P • W. BR 1oI Barrister, 8ollcitor, Notary•Pub41c, etc. Office: • SLOAN BLOCK • CLINTON t DR. .1. GANjIER OPiee flours:'-1.30'tc 3'30 pan., 6,30 Us 8.0'0 p.in. Sundays, 12,20 to 1.30.p.m. Outer hours by appointment only. Office and „Residence — Victoria St. DR: ' METCALF BAYFIELM, ONT. Office Hours -2 - to 4,5 7, to' 8. Other hours by appointment, "DR. H. S. BROWN, L.M.C.C. office Hours 1.30 to 3.30 pm. 7.30 to 9.O0.p.m. Sundays 1.00-Co•2,00 p.m. 'Other hours by apiiointnient Phones ' Office, 218W Residence, 218J 1- But I always gothis 'way' 0101(1 But :it is only two doors town II— " e er went around Pour, n Tr v mb Y 'V i I fx m�T— called Mrs. Wilkins streeto r, "not more than a, dozen steps ,out mile Brtdgo in shy of 3'0111 way;" Yer loonier 'n 'ole Joner was when he went de way he -wasp t tole ter go "I never go thatway" said Tim, and e '"e thiiilc he walked off, wandering that an one `exclaimed Lne,e Ike, I y, f; Y could be so unreasonable as to ex ect p him' to,walk a dozen steps' down H— street When he had" never been known to do such a thing: One day, another• -neighbor saW Tim in his half -acre' lot, ,elsax•ing, away stories. The .neighbor , watched- him. et•SOme time, puzzling tis,, raril over u his horses and went straight ahead. Ti 's manner of doingthe work. He [ P g m yec'll fin' a. -whale ter swal!le0 ye when yes tumblin' rouii'de Fountain, I think yen' mistaken • in de range where dem critters feeds. 21e'I can jes' go whirr ye please," he continued, turning into his cabin !"tein` none o' my fun'rel now of ye do git drovmded.''r Of edurse Tim Budderdrfn whipped f t' I' 1 ' b " Ile had always forded the stream be - 111111 !lee, 1(ut In at Ai,• Ila:;tvxn• c/ ut a e North Pole. She startetl.out three D l� ESOURCES INE HIDDEN, Wena' P tz�;c r azic e� c Blond To be strong, well, el ji 1 to demand/1 of lronrei-soolety, office or shop; 11 ie a fact proven ivtkrdusancls of ,grateful letters that ;Mood's Sarsa- parilla is'rem trkably: beneficial Lo young or olds women, hto mOF,,f comrrmn ailments of 'Ironton drain and-wealeei the system • and some -dines result iu zncin_a, nen- Vous weakness,genertil break -down, G Vtli'D.MCUt SCetp 'Bid0 O0 I-Inod s Sarsaparilla gives the blood more vilality"and bateet color, makes Q Karel c t 1 :1"zS. to gir stronger nerves, and -cos .lributee to et"'erat'S't➢rte Ott I4aliaxerax'1': the length and ei,joyanent of life, Efforts soon w111 he alsade to• exploit I"i,746. log Geld by Hfi;iCeotA. i i -_ ra - ca it of the DOS S ' Tho Possibility ot^ti:til ng '011 ' ti vee,, ill I sal yc ,l•, earth by wireless is'Yorcithadeived by. end Pal stip the r"case cc'rirt�� e• e,- ,." _" Sir Robert N. Ifotie the well -knows..:. forpotash the World o 1 Mining en engineer. x some c i 5 , riches. g well -knows - 'begin to yield, 111. � f t ,1 Sir Robert declares'that 111 the fu_' A government :nnouncef-1ent'says that 111 vidvi ot"ethe existence 'n the •v,aters of the dead Sea of certain min- .. •there any WIlO can oak beth' Spanish orals: the (,v!nning and' maehsting of aitch Italian'?" which for eomnrerclah purposes is ±0- Eero is another. "My irother 1 he.', crown T. � ,loved to bn'Izzac,ti:,ailiie, the, i N K ,i r tee"I-�lta,tio walked frbin I3yfoi•d - �'I�T � u�,a.J'>F�SF�y s t r thocclondeB . a a out o g Voo 'to -da who er es crit is I had g � d z 1. 1 Y tf y Y. Piet h eating. u� half of t e e , b - i the sn sfor tune :to break :1i i i1 ' ✓• ' i' b. Curr era pz spared tot receive applications ..you glieds; from tkiis,: winch limb`. -he . '- To guide them `htto the most 5111 fol the.grant of ri.Glits,, to undertake Lure—say, 100 or 200 year's lienee -true science ',of geolopy'vy111 reveal:•the gas 1 o the earth to a„d011tl; of a -mile. qgy_, Y 1 -Te bellores that: methods will -be hereb geologists "tvi11 be devised. W Y % g the crust of the into t s able topeep ad succeeded i earth„ They'had 'Already s n transmitting: speech underground by wireless, which meant" that when wire- less orlaves were used. the. cruet or the earth Was transpa:rant, Sir Robert suggests' that an anpar- atns using' ensu wavers' might be de- vised which could see into the earth, and what would he "opaque” would be ore` deposits, and with a refinement of this principle the ftrtilre: geological prospector, could dot&rmine the nature andthe size of the deposits, - Hopeless' Case: ' - A Hope Willie, who was nearly five, and his • Mother were sitting' at home one. night. At;:the: .table his sister, aged' seven, was doing her home;wbrlc, •Such• denly mother looked up fwnd. saw Wil- lie' watching Itis sistest Willie "shes said, will not "Well. , TVt 11e; be long 'before you will !have to go to, school." "Olt!" said Willie "its no use send- ing me to school. "How is that?" asked hie mother. nie to t'What s;, the use of sending' school! - exclaimed Willie. "I don't • know_ anything- and, I can't read or faults." -. able career,- - one thouso,nd London school children are being subjected::to Ilsycholc,gicail tents': John is younger than Hob, but John is ->older than Hob's yoiingor brother_ William.. Which is flys oldest? It seems a trivial guestign. Yot-'fife seed with which' you can grasp and reply, to this schoolboy's problenl gives th , 1 t -t a airl• ac urate indica- Plebltbly brolte—right atm, left arm, operations. sight re or left leg?" The ni:,olli- g, g t '-The volumes of rho Dead Sea is some - gent ansevev s1 of couiise, "Probably where in rho ueigltborhood `of 120;060, too left arm ---since he -,Walked and 000,070 cubic nictels. rloeilce,thel'area wrote a letter so soon niter the acct. ontains,- toughly, .30;000,000,090j^ tons dent:, ' o1°-70:011.1-01'5:6O- -41010ad salts-, of which pcssiblY 1 If you thinyour boy late an eye to 50,000000 tons, are p. tassium chlor figures, try °this on ilei The salts occur as a strong. Urine, 93987 739548 579361 4 7188 "' l read .101 ova oration 8 2 itnmoa}ata Y y, p 378.252 179428 .268794 %'988567 acid metallization for the production Th'e. uesti'on is lie times in his'•arms-as` roan as he could fore, he had never been around by titer of year generel,mental powers. q , . ,v many t e y Four -mile Bridge, and ho should odoes the figure .6 occur, and an Intern- . carry—and walking to a certain"featce g + g One girl in every eight leaving Lon -corner at the further end of the field, dons elementary schools becomes a gent boy should be able to run down a deposit theta on a . huge stone -pile; , *en habit he`: would go fox _;another armful, and' so he Was patiently clear- ing the .field, and making or himSelf much unnecessary •hard labor. The neighbor- thought .hewould kindly suggest that the field could be cleared in another way quicker and easter. "Why not throw the stones in this DRi. PERCIVAL LEARN Office and'Residence:. Huron Street' ' Clinton;'Ont." Phone 69 (Formerly occupied', by the late Dr. C. W. Thompson) r;;., •' a, )'' Eyes kxamihed and 'Glasses Fitted. -Dr. A Newton BradV. a'vfield GrV etduate Dublin Uni4ersity,. Ireland. Late' Detain - .Assistant- Master,; 1:o- tnnda Hospital for''Women and "Child Child - rem Dublin. Office at residence lately eneupled by Mrs. Parsons, Hours: -9 to 10 a.m., ` 6 to 7 D•m- Sundays 3,, to 2 7).m. k• DR. FRED G. 'II'IOIVIPSC2N Oillce taxi Residence: .• e Ontarlo`'Street. Clinton, Ont. One door' wast of .Anglican Church.. Phone' 172, now, in his accustomed way. Mebbe I'd better .see bout date, dressmaker's .;apprentice, which is a fool," said Uncle Isaac,' a-fedv 1010-L larger.' proportion than for>any other nients-'later. ".He 'ain't no good :n0 occupation., Otowa successful "dress - how, fur he don't hab de sense ob a maker has a beet: gergeptign of equal chicken in de egg; but .Pll jes crawl .distances.- which: enables her to fold down towa'd de fo'd an' see what does :her work, as in :hems and tucks, with come ov him." accuracy, and to makestitches -of When. Uncle Isaac arrived at -`the equal size. So the industrial s'cien- scene of actidn, he saw a wagon and,tists - have invented tests, -such as two old `horses being carried down dividing pencil lines in half without corner, Tan? • It not seem notes- stream by- the 'rushing'watdr., The sary that all of them should be thrown I driver was not in sight: 'Dar's 'd- lass ob dem shackiebones- on the same pile,.and you would nob be , es fur • •de Won't be no mo' goof in obliged towalkof back and forth -the abort a:minnit den dem 'Gipshun whol$ length of the field with every armful of stones," "Why, I began at, that end," ans- wered Tim. "I threw the stones at first into the nearest corner." -- "But is it necessary they should all go to that particular place?" asked the neighbor. I never thought of that," said Tim; "but, it seems to me they ought to go there,".. "Then why not wheel them from this end.•in ytour_whe'b-barrow? It is a big job• to carry them ai;•," "Why, I bought that, wheelbarrow for wheeling dirt when I :dug my well," said Tim. 1 "And 'do you never expect to use it for any other, work?" smiled the neighbor. "Never thought of ,that," answered. Tint. "Might, perhaps, but'I began by carrying the stones, and I must keep it up, I guess," and off he moved toward the distant stone -pile. Tim harnessed his two old horses one morning and went, as' was his wont, to the mountains for firewood. During the day, a -heavy. rain -storm came sweeping down from the north, swelling -the streams so that, by means of their added strength, they tore away, bridges : and dams, 'and spread themselves, out in a freshet. One of :these str'lams Tim• had been to for r accustomedd ofl his 'way to and from the mountains: Late in the afternoonofday the of the great storm, ass old colored man, shuffling about his cabin with an eye to repairs rendered more than ever necessary by the ravages of wind and rain, caught the sound of an approach- ing Wagon, and thrust his head out of his ,cabin door to see • "who's de -fool goin' dis way to town!" A moment later, he caught sight of Tim Bludderkin, Witha load of 'fire- wood from the -rnount•ains, calmly erg - ng on his superannuated beasts, with list of eighty- r i forty groups n seconds. The following question is, put with thio object of measuring imaginative power: "If people had no teeth, Indw would their" life be different from that it is: now?" And hese are trials in. quick spell- ing: `. Woh ,nam sgel sad a woe? Eerht sulp ruof ekain woh yam? measurn of drawing freehand paral- These sentences ate Selected from lel'Sines; and the girls who excel set a list of twenty: The words are'nrere these, tests can 'be definitely advised Iy, written ba•ekwards;and you are' al- to take up dressmaking. lowed five minutes to decipher the. whole Ilst and=write suitable ens• ess. Many: other. "-ccupati�oris, -ranging w chariots, " soliloquized the colored', from engine -driving to clerical work, To Gent - a. chiId'e glearness. oY u z, ncle,. Spect dat Tim's gone lords are being analyzed in the same way, thought: Draw a triangle unless there bottom. Hullo! 'what's dater -bobbin?" Something rose out .of the water that had overflowed the bank, and Uncle Ike recognized 'the dripping form erf Tim Biudderkin. "Whydidn't yer go down stream wid, ver-hgsees an' chariot?" asired Uncle'. Ike, as Tim came wading through the overflow to the `dry land; "I,jutnped!" said Tim,` "Jumped? Dat's mighty strange. D. H. Mc1NNES chiropractor -,masseur,, :0f Wiogham will. be at the. Conimoro- lel inn, Clinton, on- Monday and 'Thursday forenoons. each, week, • Diseases of all kinds successfully handled. - , apparently no•tbonght'i;hat the roach DR.. 3.0'M. ATKINSON might Bold 'obstructions which were 1Optometrlst & Optician , not there when lie passed in the morn- Gradnate Royal- College of Science, ant a Toronto. Licentiate-:Onrio'-Board of "Whoa, der! o' Whye gwine?" yel-�l- ,Exaininers and '-'Washtaington' State ed Uncle Ike, as Tim approached -the Hoard of Examiners. Eyes examined and glasses tilted, Will he Bayfield every Tuesday and Saturdy, from 2 to 6 p.m. at. Dr. Cl. 0.Atkinson's Dental Office, Main Street, Hayfield, Ont. 12.8-p.. GEORGE ELLIOTT Licensed Auctioneer for the County :of H' ro u n Correspondence promptlY a aaw' ered.immediate arrangements can be made for Sales Dale at .The Nowa Record. Clinton,.or 1=y „Palling Phone 203, > Charges Moderate and Satisfaction Guaranteed. ' B. R. HIGG1NS 'Clinton, 'Ont. General Fire and d Life Insurance. ' for Hartford Windstorm gent Dive Stock, Automobile and Sickness;•and Accident insurance. iluron-and 'Did and cabin. "Going to town, of course," replied Thin. 'You s'imet you ever git der.'?" asked the colored "mole, "Get there?" Said Tinr, "why, of course 1 expect to get there. Havewn't I been over this road to town. tetice a week, for'. five 'years, and always got there? "What are you driving at, any- way, Untie lice?" "guess' .you 11 tink what you dri in' yy4 drib in' you go much--furder,"` said the. colored man. "DOS Fountain stream's' and appropriate ;tests devised.' hero are more days in the week than there are some of the sinritle ones: • a;"..6 months in the year, in which case SNI{UK: 'URTLF]T. I3ARBTI: draw a circ10. It may seem etre e• that simple m 1 e Each of the above groups of letters tests like these should give's reliable can be rearranged be fbrm the name -index of one's' intellectual powers. animal. - Most school, o can of an h 1- bs Y But they are'not so simple as they ap- complete a'list 'of twenty such navies' pear at first and have, in fact, been de - in four minutes, i vis'ed by experts ofter a careful study In the reaeoning test one of the oY the mental• characteristics . that questions asked is this: "In a certain quake for good workmanship. of the d two- tongue/the w ''Although it has a huge Are ..whale' has very little sense of .taste. Yer never jumped: befo'e. Hope ver business house three-quarters jumped inter some common sense'dat employees can speak Spanish an tine It neys' come nigh ye befo'e thirds of them can speak -Italian. World's 'Biggest Cathedrals,. St, Peter's, • Rome, is the largest cathedral in the *mid. It covens. an area of 227,099 square feet. Its length Is, 718 feet, .and its dome rises to a height of 448 feet, .85 feet higher than. the cross of St. Paul's, London, The . next' in order of size is the Spanish cathedral at Seville, which covers an area a little more than half fhatt of . St Peter's. .Ite tower le 400 feet high: ' When .completed, -St. John's Cather dral In .Now York will, take third place. It is, designed to coyer 109,082- square feet; and beats all 'the others in the height of itsytowerewhich 19 500 feet.,, Milan " cathedral at Tho Yamous square feat. 10600, t an area of 7 a covers q er is It is: 500, Yost -•long and its tON '356 feet, in height. Three Enghimh cathedrals conic :text in site. By far the largest, cathedral in 'England when It is completed will be the new one at Liverpool, •des'igned • to cover 101,000 ' square feet. 'York Minster comes next, but it covers an area or only 63,- 800 3;800 square feet,- St. eet. St. Paul's Lontlon,_comeg,seventh on. the World's list of big• church}eta, cover- ing 59,700 500110re feet, being 460 feet long, 'and ita famous dome rising to a rose erghtlfcet sense morning; an' it's ragho' tit'-fbanlin'' an' spreadin' obt. 'ober de' country wuss0r'n, the sinal: 'pox scare!' "Well, what of it?" said Tim, With evident unconcern, . "Now, see hyar, you -Tint," said do Trust Bonds. Appointmetas matte. Uncle Ike,, I a.'as: knowed'you didn't to mReetfpa ties -at :Tirucelho ., Vitra a hab no sens.:`rtohow,,hut'pears tar me acid ay to .• one 57. yes ought:ter• know null not to dribs' •;OSCAR' KLOPP . ITenor .Graduate Carey Jones' National School•of Auctioneeritig, Chicago., Spe-,` ciai--course taken ins Pure Bred Live Stock, Real' Estate, Merchandise, and. - Perm Sales.' Rates in keeping• with prevailing market. Satisfaction • as- sured, Write or wire, Zurich, Ont. P110,50.18-93.. CAINA -. ; tiafI Nni; `'al TIME TABLE 'rains will arrive• arena' "depart, from ' Clinton as follows: Go'Buffalo -anal Gedericil' Di'h - ing East, depart 6.25 aim, 2.D., p,m. Going West, ar. 11,10 a.m. .ar. 6.08 dh 6.51 p.m, I ar. . ', 10.04 p.m. London, _Huron '& Bruce Div. ;o'ng South, ar. 7,56.. • dp 7:06 ani : : , 4.1t p5.1 doing Nortil dopatt .6,5d 1 r . - 11.05 11.13 n,ot.I • A baby kangaroo is 1 cif'isiueh big ger than. 0 ram 's thumb.' - • Cary 'Mending. thiel'—"I3ow you goiirg to mend those holes in'your stocichhgs?' Ma'-- "Cass'; -1U01 roll 'em down." 3 rem a ..liner ' 21..f ter Nein * � released f 6 crossing the .At:antic to Europe, a pigeon :fie' 1,000 miles over the sea to its lo.[t in %?ew ,York: REG'LAR FELLERS -By Geo'ue Byvnes About ell- People Stories ba � �� P An Apt Retort. The fanrotis French avlator, Louis Bieilot, • ,Who inade • history in .iuly; 1909, ''by. flying abre•ss "the Dogfish Channel 1n his aeroplane, was ono of the earliest to for-esee the' possibilities of the heavier -.than -air ',machine. Once,' while watching an aviator make a trial' flight d3 sa Yew hundred yards in one of the :eras aeropianes'to be :built In' this country,' -a spectator standing by said t0 him: 'Of what nee ,are theta power -driven boxltites• anyway?" in not alto- gether was asense. q Y ti r pioneer �unjustitiecl, tor thesepi machines` were mere contraptions of wood and canvas. But Bleriot, was equal to the'oceaOiol?, Turning on*his interrogator like a $ash; he retorted ,quiekty: '"Of what use is a new-born baby?" Wrongly Described. Solna of us do' not quite deserve our descriptions. 'The great great humorist, Mry Stephen' Leacock,-, :was 'once des- crined at a meeting as: • -Gentlemen, the. funniest roan in the world," But the chairman who, made this announcement happened, nfortunate- ly, to push his wig back. zli this `mo- mo- ment, and pushed it:off.'eltogether, So tile, audience decided that,fdr. Leacock was only the second funniest. Another cane of a descr1ption that might'have,beenlucre apt comes: front Vienna. A letter from_ this logon was addressed io "Mr. G. IS. `Cllestertolr, England's Greatest Lotter -Writer, England." Now,,Mr• Algei+nop• ssliton, who has written more letters to newspapers than -any other' man alive of deatl,'de- s erves this title, and baht. Chesterton should have been „nescribed as "Ping - ,land's Largest, Letter-STriter," The Prince's Wegeo. tVlten the Prince. of Wales was in Canaria, a fanner-'-unawere of hie Identity --offered hiin a jab It was -harvest time; 'and the paY war quite S the, P •in ;e did 'good, ' Nevertlieles U e, o I not accept the opening. -- He has earned some -money hs Afri- ca, however. While travelling through Nigeria he preferred the engine .to.the luxurious compartment•that had been prepared for him-, and.. liurflig •' one. half-hour actuallydroveathe train. He had intended this sorvi_ce to be great sous;' but on the" following day the of pur•e'salts by the natural heat oe the sun, ;Tho average percentage of salts. in the brine; Is at least 26 per -egret., of which 34 pot• cent. as 9otltitnl chlor- hdop 4•to'7' pe, cent. ,potassium chlor- I ide, and up to 1 per -cent, or, morel g brtimide. - 'magnesium Salt Makes Up 7 Per Cent. Tire- surface of the Dead Sea lies 1,29.2 feet below the sea level. It is' forty-eight miles long and' nineteen miles' wide—as big se the lake of Gen. eve, It is estimated that 6;600,000 tons of water: fall into it daily. Be- cause r va for a the e xtraord n e c ansa of a y 1 tion ,caused .by the intense heat, the I water is impregnated with mineral' substances, of which common salt eon- stitutes 7 Per cent. Fish, cannot live in the Dead Sea, which destroys near- ly all organic ,life. The official announcement that the government, is. prepared •to grant a 'concession for -the exploration of the mineral resources of the Dead Sea 'follows' several, years' prospecting by . a group of Jewish financiers_ of Pales-' tine and England." Recently an Ameri- can oil company Jvliich h s been` Pro,s: petting for petroleum iu the soutlresn part of the Dead Sea region has dis- player keen interest. in the bromide 'deposits. Other Ainericen ,companies have sent' out • eiigineersr, fa examinee the brine. It Is understood that, because sof the competition, the government decided to' Invite tenders; froni all interested parties before granting a concession. Now: He's Broke. Jones—"So' your friend- 13: poverty striekepT' Smith—"Yes„ absolutely penniless, You see he lost bra=health in; getting wealthy; then lost all his wealth tty- railway'otilcials presented hint with i; 'fag to get healthy." thecom-1 10th m 1 h' showingat c n large s eet, - milt must be fastens In Dogmatic 1 pang ace! iii his debt to the extent of :zed' even if it is only intended for to e ponce. This tum ,ryas' solemnly `handsel to pig -feeding:_ ]rim, adn the Prince sighed the ,sheet and'tookthe money: Musical Genfus money:. Carpenter. h great IlenrWood, the t Sir ym conduct- or,. is, a practical man In more than one way. Not many"of his great num- lieraof admirers• know that he is .a; first-rate carpenter. His skill in'this line is at the Moment ' being utilized in tire. building oca -concer417 ll at, It counts•, home Hertfor-Iire; Brevity the Soul of Levity., Canon Rollo,., of Trinity Co -liege, Toronto, hes a repittatton for ready wit,' which is only exceeded by his fame as a'scholar. The following Story is related -of him:* When in Scotland, Canon Rollo Was once accosted .on hie way to the 1)081 office by estranger. The latter sought money, for a meal. Nene the ` less` generous, the canon.. vas saisplcious. To gain tine, he asked: "Anel wlitit religion are You, may I ask," • 'Not sa0' u ' i•epiietl rho strange:Cite, pmeiousl.7y. YaBut510 what. does that natter.? • 1TTe're both going to'Yho same place,"' "Not at all," smiled the canon. 'Youire-on 1)0311' - way to a restaurant; - kr fl1c"It' Int going to the yo Lo Scaling Fame's e Heights. A few days ago the, British Prime Minister told this interesting little story, ;'The day I,was horn," said Mr. Baldwin, "our cook wrapped me' h1' a i blanket and, by way of ensuring that I should rise. in Ufa, carried the to flies top oY the house. Putting a. chair in I the middle of one of. :the attic rooms, she stood on it and hold mo as high ',as etre could in her arms. After that," he added, , "I could hardly help my self l:',... • Two hundred and twalye thousand two hundred and ten tons offish pass through Billingsgate market'•yearly. T� Wicliillop Mutual Fire Insurance Company Heed .OfficeSea€ortlx Gat. Drr EcTo0V: '' m president, James Connolly,. Goderich; Vice, James Evans, Beechwood; 5qc,• Treasurer, Thos 10. Bays, Sealorth.: Directors;. George ; MCCart-ney, Sea. Forth: D. F. McGregor, Seaforth; ev, WalArm. Ring, Seafo ill,GrtMeOEwen, Clintoton;n; Robert fierriesrth:, Iiarlock; John Benneweir, Brodllagen; Jas, Cnolly, Goh. JegentszonAlex- Ldericeitch, Clinton; J. 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