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serial and short story, t,isliio"nr Tempe;
tales, radio dews' and hosts of additional, :$ron
rank magazine material
'File bb.ct writers anti artists of the 0, m lrh
contribute to, it every 40 -Yo
Every member of your .family wilt
13uy It to -night et your ne0t , agent's or
send in your subscription without seat',.
per R t i n_
ng •Fr 0'tlirt at+a.ygl s00
euld b0 madtj ;Tu nit
or cr „t�t.ic In ta_ci "lfi'i'eag. 1
,;row make (1}e em nntete'cii c
earth nn 1b i"' t.
$"ath i r 1ih ,✓
Yl,as`:-it htinieroms �oiirnoya around
rpogl
aka Mkt time9iaiso been ilial
rdestio mien ,ant1 women. The firs
�e auz lu 1359 byNellie 1315 in 72
hours, 11 nninutc and 14
due's; I George 1 a 'cis. `Crain inane a1
bWA.O ! 1390 in: 67 clays, 12 hours 111
o hag ute. -in 1910 Charles- 'itzmor
year; the trip in 60 days;'13 hoiuz
pedicel Utes a:i-d 42 2/5� cm:tonn In
f a yaluo ; or schoolboys.
trine 6,200,- 1'b:ethst'"recoo"ci breaker" to
Sod poul- 7 airs-Siberiaiz .hallway was
Frilled by � ire{/arae', who' in 1202 made
ilia 't1ta1'
rt. Period
ell 'short; '
egg "could.
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ix days,'
th0 tirorll.
a bpboth
rc s made
e trill iii, .rte J �.
same goad tea, for � G ,
cis mads 3t.0 ie4rs0:, �3y t�f
20-iriin-
fire raoc An original:"bine'hem) ire"Olaleg} l�fsa« R -
❑,etho Party., ."Tho cross to the oldest ,emblem
assns l+field, oat and humorist: known /n history. Most ancient 'menu
Hein y found a kindred s crit' fn , that ;lively mcirts and Mortara bear u on then
the air- I Irish wit and :verse -maker • known ns Ole.eommbn cross whi p en
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NOVELIST'S 0GOOD YARNS
Bret 'Harte, the great writer, was
brilliant talker, and would" tell funny
eta/18B 111 a quiet, matter-of-fact way as
Jf they Were on the saddest thinge'10
the world.
On one occasion he,toid his friends
of a night spent in a new hotel in some
wild and woolly region put west.
After he had` goon to bed he was
erotisecl by trier sound of eouffling and
shouting, punctuated by occasional
• pistol -shots from -.below, In the morn
!ng ho found the' landlord' behind the
bar, with i bruised eye, a piece of
court -plaster extending from his cheek
to his forehead, yet with a pleasant
smile upon his Pane.
, Now youi groc r leas
the cheese:: �u -like
so well in this Mandy'
Size,
Fill an Stp Enameled Tea
Kettle. et it en the stove.
No Kettle will boil water
quicker. That menus eon ,
variance, ` -time saved, too,
All SNIP Enameled utensils
are veryy fast coming the
lnoilend in their job, of cook-
ing, Not' only quicker to
cook with, but easier, more
dluickly;cleaned after. The
beat any way you look at it.
T'hinic1this over.
Save Fuel. •
177
a Taking his cae irons this, Harte said
to him: '
"Well, landlord; you, had rather a,
lively time here Iasi night."
"Yes," said the landlord pleasantly,
"it was rater a lively time "
"Do you often have such lively times
here?" asked Harte, emboldened by his
Cheerfulness,
"'Well;`no," replied the landlord re -
' !The fact is we've only just
opened here, .and last night was 'about
the first time the boys seemed to be
satin', really acquainted!"
This 3s one of the many funny yarns
toll by Mr, G. B. Burgin In his, breezily
Written book of recollections, "Some
More Memoire," Here Is -another ex.
celient story from his pen, this, time
bout the 6am009 Mark Twain,
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.Marla Twain once Ian a dinner given
phis honor, He said when Speaking:
.'Forty member's of the club ere here.
itity of them, have known me for
hirty years, I think, if I wanted It, I
mild raise a loan of twenty dollars
rom--the other tent"
The slltbor, tells another atony' of
ark Twain, .lie' and a couple of
ends were lunching together in New
rk, The' welter was about to pour
ut some wine for one of Mark Twain'ss
�mpanlpns, when the gentleman It
as for prevented him.
"What, no wine?" said Mark Twain
his friend, -
"No," Was the rdpiy, "I am sixty to-
y, and'I have never yet drunk a'�lass
Wine, oielasted tobacco, or ggambled "
"Dear mein exclaimed IVIark Twain,
wish 4 could say that,"
"Why don' you, Mark?" drawled the
her member of the party., ,10ur
lend did:"
* * A(.. .
'Only ones has Mr. Bur"gin.s,erved on
a jury—a Cemmon`jury, Ibe was elect-
ed chairman, In his accozrnt, of It he.
says that not without a few dissenting.
nlurnities they convicted thr•eemeton-
era straight off, • ,
Then carne •e dog-stedli;ig case, and
the prisoner's dofeun� ,
(, walking 'quietly along, ArItk*a ,piece of ',the
string ,hangibg-out of hie 'coat poeltet- an(
The clog seiied the etriiig in hie' Mouth, for
The author turned to the uPPer ; ple.
bench 'taxa. a saidf "I suppose, 50011001/4' of t
'The case is Clear." . arls
r'e,ady," seid another old man. for
"Tura and turn about Is fair pray;'
added a third:
They wouldn't bring in a verdict pf
guilty. So as it seemed they `could
have to sit there all day 11 they persist-
ed, in that view, the authcr gave in and
said feebly to the judger
"Not guilty:,
Even the judge was startled. "Pris-
oner," he said, "a presumably intelli-
gent jury" (he laid a nasty strew oh
the word "inteiligenft) !'and a tar less
13resilniablp intelligent foreman of
that jury" (he laid an even nastier'em-
Pbasin' on this) "have declared you to
be not guilty of this charge. Had the,
lacy permitted me, I could have told•
them that there were nine previous
convictions against, You for dog-steel-
ing—and that when you leave the dock
you 'will be 2e-arrested2* on a tenth
oilergo. 'You Ina¢go,"
"What, your Washup6" said the in-
credulous `prisoner,.- "Did them tools
up there swelter that yarn about the
string?"
Go away," as"til the judge severely;
and the prisoner went away—into the
arms of a waiting detective,
'it dont care," cried one of the old
men above JIi,.. Burgin, "I don't iilce
to see young people so 'ard."-A,I0,ty
Killed- by the Sun.
It is di6Jeult to l0nd any Londoners
of the tbied generation --that is' to say,.
descendants in the 'third generation of.
people who have lived all their lives In
London, "
Now a seientist is pointing out that
the United States is --rapidly becoming
a nation of dark-haired, dark-skinned
people. 1-te pays that feirhaired farm:
lies cannot survive south.; of the St.
Lawrence, •and that unless they inter-
marry witlr darliwhalred. people . they
become extinct- within three genera -
The'Sexon Is, nate-rally /lard as nails,
and it in' ordinary good health can set-
tle
down and. enjoy life even 'ire the
Tropics. ' But if a fair-haired man‘mar-
ries a.fair-haired woman and they live
be a hot. country', :Utak, children are
seldom sarong, anddn regenieration•or
two they:'dfe out, '' They are, in fact;
kilted by the sun.-"
One thingi8'eertain—th`at blondes
more common in the north than in
south. Seventy per :ceneeof,Swedes
1 Ndrweglam5 are fair, ,end about.
ty.pereent.'of North Germans, but
2 about two percent. of French pee -
In Italy less than three thousand
he.(roople have fair skins and blew
s, and:fiearly all of these belong to
tocratic families who have never
to work in the. min,
si:ver coin is usually in currency
about'.tW-entyLseven. years.
THE MERCHANTS') CORNER.
The Local Newspaper is the Best Advertising IViedium. wooden
Of
se erVf a u# c* ga.tmtal Pror; 01ll in 54 days,,7 hours and 20
Sao tan•for tIiV0,00J.. ' `111 1907
s Tdras` `s ren 14,3
d� I Col. 40 Burnley Campbell reduced
pg fs•largely. the time. to 4b days, 19 Bouts, 30 min
4 ie �o;the aetit oe'Provinciai I utas. In 1011 Andrew Jaeger-Scliniidt
Ga opers,tlyh �e 0' Service, whlch;/,made r. a' reeor"l.breaking trip, his
1;a5 not' `beehi,fi ,otionfng for about: elapsed :time ,being 39 days, 19hours,
fav loaf r'. A cttipi(igii for Blore inteii-, 42 minutes and 37 4/5' seconds. Thle
sive lonitry laik.tink; sp0usored by this trip coat $1426. Of that, amount oily
oiganizatron, olig15t. about.' a ready
resl0lse,"ae jp;evidfenced by the sub_'
etantial inereasa eabh year in the
nnrnber pt' poilttry, on Alberta farms.
III 192:1 -the nalhber,.02 'poultry ire the
pzovinee,awits 063,665. The. followilli
Year the niunber had'increased to 5,-
422;139
,-42L 139 and iii 1923 had 'further' in-'
creased 4o 0,630,163. Last year a •pow
high mark of `7,214,819 was establlsheid.
Value of Go -operative Marketing
"'.8cr•vice.'
Order
'ty" Q.tUir
unify sei d ,a
The rapid increase In both the p40 -
duction of eggs • and live, and dressed
poultry naturally brought about d1Yfli
aulties in marketing, Here, again, the
Co-operative A3nrketing Service was of
great Value Co the fanner, farmers
were induced 0d market their. products
through the Service, and the results
have been-liighly satisfactory: In 1920,
forts instance, the Sevlce handled only
72,289 dozen eggs and 46,423 lbs. of
poultry, while last year it handled 535,-
800ilozeneggs and 755,1981bs,-of poul-
try: Th'eee figures, of course, only re-
present the:prodilcts marketed through
the Service -and dont take': Into cone:
sideration the amount handle:/ by cam-
msrclal companies.
Up till the end' of 1923 practically all
the poultry' products raised In Albee1,t4
were sold on, the domestic market and
In ; the neighboring, provinces , of Sas-.
katehexan and: British G"olunrbfa and a
few of the Northern States._ However,
when production reached, the point
where these rparitets-were unable to
handle -the; Surplus, .tire -Service, -1n
lopking- about for new cutlets; decided
to -make a trial shipment of'fresh eggs
to the (United Kingdom, via Vanoouvei-
and the Panama Canal. The initial
shipment wee successful, In fact, so
much so, British dealers requested fur-
ther. consignments, Since . then more
or less regular shipments .have been
made to Britain mid consignments to
that, market last year totalled 60,000
Cases of fresh eggs.
Further developments of Alberta's
Poultry industry ie depindent only Up•
on the markets. Climatic. and other
conditions- are -tali' .favorabre to tdn •In''
terse ve prodircetlon, and ag longus the
quality of the eggs and other Products
Is kept up to the high standard set by
the' Proviueial Government, theme ap.
pears to' be:no reason why 'Aiberta
should not -`become one of the loading.
poultry provinbes of th'e Dominion.
Pavement Artists.,.
Those who have ever visited Lon
don. will remember the "paVeA1et
artists; " inen,wlro make drawings with,
colored chalks upon the gagstones 'of
the sidewalks by way' of, appealing to
the charity .of the .,passers=by, Of
course these 11105 almost always draw
crudely and have only the'most ruin.
:mentary ideas about art; but one
young' fellow has' come up from Elie
pavements, to do clever Caricatures
that the' Weetininster-Gazette 3s, glad
to prlut and to-paint'landsoapes. that
lime bought by connoisseurs. His name
Is 'Alfred Lowe, • . and he WOO a. coal
miner at Nottingham before he took
to drawing' pictures 011 the London
pavements.
IftEP.GHILDItI+�t� aVIIL
DURING IIOf WEATHER
1Jverymother knows how fetal the
hot summer months are to small child-
ren. ` Cholera :Intantuun, diarrhoea,
dysentery, colic` and stomach troubles"
are rife at this tine and often' a pre -
3096 wap spent for railway fa
transportation; 8600 wentIn ho
,food and tips. •
The record 01,Jaoger-Scluni
broken'110 1913 by John"Flenry
who "mile the trip ,of, 21,066,m
35 days;,:21" hours,' 35 'Minute's,' a
seconds3- he travelled at, an a
speed of-587-mjiea a day, 'or.
as hour: During, the entire tr
Moat's 'slept in a hotel but one
that was for two• hours in Londe
trip cost lose than $800; this in
the liberal tips he distributed'
the way and the money he ep.
bribing the ,engine crew of the..;
Siberian Railway:
TONJ T EA IVI T
Father Prout.' He was never weary of
searching 2o,- and repeating stories of
Ws -jests and exploits. In that search,
says. Air. C. H, Dennis • in Eugene
Ftold's Creative Years, Field Came rip-
on due anecdote that was destined, to
play a part in his later eosin/ activities.
Ilere It is;
re end It: wae'a custom 'with Father Prout
tel hills i to invite a:-conipany of Jol1Y good_fe1-
lows from Cork. to dine with him athls
at was hof4 at Watergraee Hill, Ho would
Moats, seat this company at a 'table upon
Iles in which there -was -no cloth 'and which
nd 4/5 was bare of plates, knives and fades.,
verage When' the guests wore
milds s"sated upon
rude forms, tivo lusty s,et•vants would
ip M. bustle in, bearing a pot 'of, boiled 00-
0,. and. tatoes, and FheSie steaming -hot t. -
l'hins- cold milk. for every two gueste. Then
• Prout WOUld' say "gravely, 'Your dinner
is before YOU, gentlemen; let us say
The Surest Way to Relieve S
ach Trouble is Through I)
Williams' Pink Pills.
When the iltomachns, feeble and
lies in it undigested, the poise
gases distend,the walls -of -the sto
and mute serious :'Interferenee
the' other organs, especially with
action of the heart and longs. T
poisonous 'gases' have other 311:ieff
They are absorbed by the blood an
weaken and corrupt it as to,,,e
aches in remote parts of the body
the formation of unbealthy ti
everywhere. En:Jerkins° Shows
these troubles vanish Aire as scio
the stomach la matte strong enoug
digest the food. In other vicrcla
needs. tonle thgt will enable it t
the work 'of changing the food
nourishment. The tonic. used eugh
be one that will agree with, the 1
delicate stomach' and this is exa
what Dr: Williams' Pink Pills do.
Here is a bit of convincing p
giVen by Mrs. Mute. Ladner, Eller
P.E1.I., who says:—"Por 50100 year
Everything 1 ate paged thStren, :9
Meal orpotatoes, and I grew weak
very nervous. NTmedicine seemed
Dr. Williams' pink Pills, and th„,
simply worked wonders. took
pills faithfully for a couple of milt
by which Gine' every 1tyraptaixt
trouble bad disapPeared, and there
not sieee been the slightest sympt
pealse Dr. Williams' Pink Pills."
You San get these Pills- from a
medicine dealer, or by. meil at 50 cen
a box froxii.The Dr, Williams' Medici
Co Brockville Ont.
grace," Eminent !meets, poets, lour,
itatists and eceleslasties Would vie
'with one another in the clelicateetask
ly In nee nany"thousands'of years be
for the present era. Almost every an -
016;4 nacriument In XiabYlenizt, Greece,
Asswria and Zgypt have the cross,
and away haelt in the davvn of historY
it 'embellished shields, cuiraisseb,
met:d and coins,
Aek for lVIInard's Red take no other,
The "strength" of an Ordin ary rail-
way engines equals that of,,,about 900
Pig -raising in Australia is said to
offer a Dying' in a shorter time and
with leas capital than any other form
_of stock..h_reeding.
MIEN ron0Nro mit Ufa -
Royal Ontario Museum
253 Mock at, Wert near Avenue Road. Zarttert
Stem Bor. and Church cam.
•
Use
URIN
NIGHT &
have gone far enough the host Would CZEAN; CLEAlt AND HEAL le
e After Field returned 4, the United
States he imitated. the Father Prout
joke on, various oCcesione The. best
known of these °melons was his cele.
food brated luncheon Lit the Union League
nous Club in Chicago in honor of the Rev.
mach Dr, Edward Everett Hale. Preparatiohs
with for that luncheon gave him great de-
' th light. For days 16 was bubbling over.
hese with antieipatery mirth as he planned
sail the Menu. I recall that he was -per-
d so ticularly entranced with the Idea of
ause serving bolted potatoes "with their
and jackets °IV—precisely the SPecial
ssue viand provided at Father Pront's din -
that nor. He added corn brtuid, corned beef
n as and other substantial fan, with apple
h to pie and cheese for the ilnal course.
, It To partake of this repast and to meet
o do Doctor Hale he Invited a large number
Into of friends, both men and womem I
t to remember to haVe observed. there the
nost handsome, .ruddy -gray countenance of
etly Marehall Plaid, the great merchant.
Thomas Nelson Page was there. And,
roof Sig Henry B. Puller and I were intro -
she, duced to Doctor .Hale at about the
s I same, moment, I recall with what.
ble. warmth the young author of The Ole.
our 'valley of Pensieri-Vani was greeted by
cat the least= veteran.
and The guests disposed themselves
to -about the great roont, and an army ef
ale waiters served them with eatables on
ete plates noised precariously on their
the kneee. There was an abundance of
her- drink for the thirsty, Waiters poured
the It out ezpertly loto fragile glasses,
ont ed in " faultless napery,' When so
quality of:Water. Beaming ,hospitably,
ts to the ear of each Mai whoin 0,5)-
ne proaehed he breathed softly, but with
Impressive solemnity, this helefut
warning: "Be.eareful; dent(drink too
Much—remember yottr falling."
, When the repast was over Pield im
troclueed Doctor Rale, Who made a
felleitious little, speech, in wilich he
w did not telt to compliment his heat 11P -
g. on the luncheon. 9 recall no other in-
telleetuan feature of the occasion- eie
e omit the recital of Casey at the Bet
Punishing the Waves!
Sea as practised at eeveral seasi
pieces is now fairly well known; ho
many people have heard of 'hiarryln
the Sea"?
-in the days when Venice vats th
u. hi, De Wolf Hopper,
great sea" -power, it used io be an a
neat Ceremony for the magnatea o
that State to .1)110 oat in their barge
ring ai token of the,uniter between th
State and the Watere whiCh she ha
her heing.
Everybody knows. the tong abou
Trozni) and' the birch. at hie mast
head which was supposed to sweep (A
seas, but the storY is generally forgot
'Pate. •The occa8lenal nab et thd Tell' only stopped' from getting actoes by a
lets prevent stomach and bowel trou-
storm at'sea. Whereupon the Permian.
are sold by; all druggists or will 'way.5.6 into better behavior!,
mailed'on receipt of price, 25 cents per •••• -A. less fCleasent fohn of -,whipPing
Co., Brockville, out, A little booklet,
box, by The Dr. IVIedecine caecittailnlyfteei,geen...Lalejue.geeb.otys, 01v01iibbroearnd
on request. '
prevails of beating the ship's boy, his
cries being-supyosed to 'placate some
in doctor, aged eighty-three. , .
a tically the same as that 1908,, in
spite of the fact that M area she Is
(1 now much amaller,than she was then.
t Keep atilhard's Liniment In the house.
a Hot air forced into hayricks by
- means of a .newly -invented machine
is claimed to dry the hay in twelve
houre. The machine is equa:ly sun-
shine Unnecessary.
SLEEP NI NTS
Ilia first trip was 1864, irt the last ylnarci's„ Linitnent tiscd by Physicians.
reach the greatest,inimber of.possible for-- bnyers. ft works' fin: you" before 1 wo'rd:-az
custemers , the, greatest nunilser or your store opens In „She morning end I
'times for the smallest pessible exsencli- after Your store' closeS at night, and II'''. -
tare. " . . all 'during your business hour' - ' ,..i All , rri'c
waY- most acceptable to them, through merchanclise--tho commoclit„ h a. A eil:s
newspaper advertiaing, They like it, He puts a value 00 that7sPace accord- in East
'key expeet it. 'They' want it. They, ing to the nu -ether 02 551bSEriberE' he will. etre
Would not I buy a neWspaper without hes. An, unfair,prioe can 010 more lie unbroken.
advertising in it. Tiioy buy neWs- maintained ' 'by a newspaper for its, Suffolk o
papers, and one of the things they pay gobds than #11 unfifir price for Iii"ei:I'lidr land,
their 'money for iS aavertIsen»ents to I ,c n: e ma ntained bY Yell, or ''''',=I --..o........... ,......
read. 'they are an important part of any other -merchant. The spa?eo rate . r.,,,,,,...,.
tare -news- of the, day ----particularly hn- representis value received Yust as traiY, ..."''''!-e
portant to women, and front 75 per as" your .merchandise represents value ' DRAWING
Ceiat to DO por cent. of, your salea aro received for the price '
' Through. its columns the newspaper advertise in the newspapers is to say s,,,,jor,
gives you? adveriaseniainta ttecesS to i that yon can not aftoid to got husi',- pc,. pro
paddle etoaexer.
id cash adottional five figures ou,N,s,
; tams man ss s slice, al, ley
new fOrest is being laid 04101 4017 lannage- •
__ Gintal-bye Iv quite (he longeSt. word I,
to swell it small head.
' line throt4,11 Norfolk an4 I A. little Itissing's lots
4211. if 70II i
s 11 050118 apply to Regis trar ,t1,..ezus: el ve J.
practically every lionco Y0112' 50M- 110SE.
etukne
Unless you see the "Bayer
Cross" on tablets you are not
getting the genuine Bayer -prod-
uct proved safe by millions and
prescribed by .physidans for 25
years.
Accept 'only a
;which contains preven directions
Handy "Bayer" boxes of 12 tablets
Also bottles of 24 and 100—Druggists
Oitnean) of Boyer Sfonufnetttre Of Mae-.
tiltkura
&um
is cooling
and
rqfreshing
aftcr
shaming
1Vfen who have ten-
der, eensitive skips,
easily irritated by
. The new freely -lathering
Cuticura Soap Shaving at1ck permits
shaving' twiee daily without irrita-
tion of the skin, Cutitura TAlcutn,
an Antiseptic powder, Is Soothing
and cooling to tho most tender skin.
24e. Ointment 25 and 50o, Taleorn 26e,
ettlia0 NOT
WE WANT ClitTRNING
Pains and Headaches Re.
lieyeol by Taking Lydia E.
Pintkharn's Vegetable
Compound
eve supply. cane, ,and 'pay express
chargei: We pay daily by express.
To obtain, the top. -price, Cream
must be free from bad flavors end
contain not lose than 30 Per cent
Butter Fat.'
PoWes " Company Limited;
. Toronto
Ba nk,ore let on treal, or your local Banker,.
F,stablfshed Tor over thirty yeare
Take botee Io
the woods with you. -Splendid
f, for sprains, mita, bruises.
Dublin, Ontario.—`1 was weak and
:eregular, With pains -and headaches,
"and amid not sleep nights, I learned
about Lydia E. Pmktiam's Vegetable
Compounti by reading the Ietters in the
newspapers and tried because I
anted to get better. I have got good
results from it as I feel a lot stronger
and tinl not troubled with ouch bad
headaches as I used to be and am more
use my letter as a hely to t2thers."--
the time aud 1, tell In friendS what
Pinitharn's Vegetable Compound to
many Women who were childless, also
lo women who need a good tonic. lam
English and my husband is ,Arnerican,
a Copy or two of your little books on
Nova '