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The Clinton News Record, 1925-08-20, Page 2CLI1AITON NEWS -RECORD CL1NToN, ONTARIO ,Terms of Sun1aription-12,00 per yea: - in advance, to Canadian addresses; 12.50 to the U.S, or other, foreign countries. No paper discontireued until all arrears c.re Paid onlOs5 at • the option of' the 'publisher, The , ;date to dvhich every SubscriPtior, 1;B aid 10 denoted ou the label. Advertising, Bates-Tranaleut adyer, , , tieing, 12e per connt line for first insertion, Se for each subsequent insertion. Heading counts 2 lines, Small acivertisenients, trot to exceed .0110 in•oll, such as "Wanted," "Strayed,"' etc,, insartcal once for Ole, each subsequent insertion 15c Advertisements sent in without in-_ &ructions as to the -number of sertions wanted will run until order- ed out and will be charged accord- _ ingiy. Rates for.display advertising . made ltnown on application. . Communications intended for path - cation must, as ut, guarantee of good faith, be accompanied by the name of - the writer. " U. ID. HALL, M. 11. CLARK, Pieprietor. , Editor. G. D. HcTAGGART M. •D. MoTAGGART MeTAGGART BROS. BANKERS A general Banking Business, transact, - ed. Notes Discounted."' Drafts leaned. interest Allowed oh De oats 'Sale p . Notes Purchased. or Boys arid Gir s ORIGIN OF SOME NURSERY' RHYMES , BY KATRINA DEANE.' old ballad, which tells of Richard III murdering his own dear little "Cinderella, or the Glass &appal, of -which, if any of, you 'have not heard, I feel very sorry for you, is, a very old story. Thousands of years ago it was told to boys and girls, The original read that an eagle stale the slipper of a very pretty EgYptian lady and bore it off. It dropped it; and some one carried it to the king, who made it known all over -the king - dont that he would marry the ;lady Whose tiny foot it Should fit. And so Cinderella, the cinder-gilt:1, became queen. In France, Germany and this country the story has taken several shapes, and has always been a fav- orite. I must tell you of Little Jack Hor- ner. In England, in the reign of Henry VIII, there lived a Mr. Horner. Henry, the king, wished to tear down all the fine monasteries and abbeys of England, sell their lands and pocket the 'Money. This Mr. Horner was butler, or something, to an old abbot, who thought he would gain favor with Henry by -giving him twelve of his very best and 'richest monasteries. So the abbot sent deeds of „them to the king by -this John Horner. But Hor- ner„thoug•ht, as he "sat in the corner" of the carriage on his way to the king, that he would see what all those great papers which he was carrying should mean. "He put in his thumb and pulled out. a plefra"-i. e., he opened and read the deeds, put the one for the largest piece of land in his own pocket gave the rest to the king 'at London, and came home and told his master that I-Ieney VIII, for his fidelity, had made him a present of one of the large tracts of land. "Blue Beard," too, is very old. Ile is supposed to be Giles Delaval, Lord of Reis, and was Marshal of France in 1429. "Jack, the Giant -killer," came from India. He breaks forth in' all sorts of doings all over the story -books of the young. And so of "Jack and the Bean -stalk." "Babes in the Woods" is a very touching story. I think the origin of this may be considered a very, very • H. T. RAINCE Notary Public -Conveyancer. „ FinanciaT: Real Estate and Fire In- surauce „Agent. R.epreSenting IA Fire- Insurapee Companies; Division Court Office, .Clinton. - W. BRYDONE Barrister, Solicitor, Notary Public, etc. , SLOAN BLOCK CLINTON • 'DR, J. C. GAMIER Office Hourst-l.g0 to 3.30 p.m., 5,30 to 8.00 p,m. Sundays, 12.30 to 1.30 • tether boars by appointment only. Office and 'Residence - Victoria St. DR. METCALF BAYFIELD, ONT. Office Hours -2 to .4, 7 to 8. Other hours by appointment. DR. H. S. BROWN, L.M.C.C. Office Hours 1.30 to 180 p.m. 7.30- to 9.00 p.m. ' Sundays 1.00 to 100 p.m. Other hours by appointment. Phones ce'ee, 218W' Residence, 2183 DR. PERCIVAL HEARN °Mee and Residence: iltiron Street Clinton, Ont. • Phone 69 (Fetinerly occupied by the late' Dr. C. W. Thompson). Gees Examined and Glasses Fitted. Dr. A Newton Brady, Bavfield Graduate Dublin University, Ireland. teem Extern Assistaut Master, Ro- tunda Hospital for Women -and Child- ren, Dublin. (Alice at residence lately occupied by Mrs. Parsons. Hdurs:-9 to 10 am., 6 to 7 Dam Sundays -1 to 2 pan. The story of "Little Red Riding Hood" is found in the German, but not exactly as we te% it in English. -The Germane have a great variety of young -folk -lore, or stories for little ones. "'Mother Goose" was a real person. She lived 14 Boston. Her daughter Elizabeth married the printer, Tom Fleet, who gathered up the nursery meirodies of his mother -in -low and pub- lished then. I must tell you of the meaning of an old nursery rhyme: "Four and twenty blackbirds made into a .pie"; these are the four -and -twenty hours of the day. The "pie" is the space between the earth and the sky -the flat -looking ground being the bottom crust, tho birds 'in between; and the sky being the conbave top crust. "When the pie was opened," 1. e„ when the day Vegan Le break. The birda began to sing," "1. e., The hours stamp newe, there 1V013 tio oolleCtOrjIT to begin merrily. "The king in the Britain whose name she did not knew. parlor counting out money"; the Them were:two at Blaeltharce ...for in - "king" is the sun, the monarch of the -stance, -who were the kemiest rivals•. day. There he is enthroned in the An hour. later Diana etepped into a sky. He is said to' be Counting Mit 'taxi and directed, the dtriver to "Kes- reeney, because the sunshine is gold ton Manor, -Stanton Heath." • color; see hew he "counts it out," Presently sise found herself in the iiinge it about him, the beautiful gol- presence of a shabby old. man, seated don sunshine. , "The. cafeen upstairs eating bread and honey." Of course, if the king is the sun, the queen is the moon. "The maid in the garden, hanging out clothes.' This "maid" is Autora, the goddess not of the aay, but of the dawn. Now, "up jumped a little bird and nipped off her nose." The little bird who- dia this very un-• gallant thing is, of course, the first hour of the day, for Aurora, or dawn, disappears as soon as the king, or sun, arises.- I think that this old bal- lad .had this simple and quaint sig- nification. The reason almost all these stories have their origin in fact is that it is a great deal easier to write anything of the kind about something that has happened than to have to "make it all up as you go along," you know. DR. FRED G. THOMPSON Ofilee and Residence: Ontario Street . - Clinton. Ont: One door west of Anglican Church. Phone 172. D. H. McINNES Chiropractor -Masseur Of Wiegham, will be at the Commorc- la -Inn, Clinton, on 'MondaY and Thuraday forenoons each week. ' . Diseases of all kinds successfully handled. DR. J M. ATKINSON Optometrie(fe Optician Graduate Royal College of' Science, . Toronto. Licentiate Ontario Board of Exatniners and 'Washington State Board of Examiners.- Eyes -examined, and' glasses fitted. Will be at Bayfield -every Tueeday alid,Saturdy, from 2 to 6 pan. at Dr. G. S. Atkinson'a Dental Ofilce, Main Street, Bayfield, Ont. 12-8-p. A rare arena" of three groat Canadian poets, at -Muskoka •assemblY,. Charles G. -D. 'Roberta, Blies Carman and Wilson Maccidnald. • maiseng eyei, -irnt soon, 1110)10 up her mind: to return tile album. "I -Ie had no idea he was giving me " thirty tarty pounds,"- she told her" self "Any dealer would, give that; and, being out of werli, the money 'would be useful to him" She opeaod the book again; Then s:he leapt to her feet and ran to the window. ,' "I can't believe iti;! site gasped. "Ills ; „ too wonderful to be true!" . 1 The old man approached timidly and As a phiftateldait and- a reader of Med: his hat. His hand tremble& "Excuse me, madame,' he eald. 'Aren't you -aren't you Dulalle?" "Monsieur. Caanaretl" - The lettle old woman tried to laugh., WHEN -APRIL RE- TURNED TOO LATE By Maurice Renard Translated by William L. INIMPherson GEORGE ELLIOTT . . Licensed Auctioneer for the County ' of ' Huron. - Correspondence promptly ansWered. Immediate arrangements can be made for Sales 'Date at The News -Record, Clinton, or by, calling Phone 201 .Charges Moderate and Satisfection Guaranteed, B. R. HIGGINS c I I nton7"ent. General Eire and -Life Insurariee. Agent for Hartford Winelaterm, Live Stock, Autornebile and. Sickness and Accident Insurance. Huron and Erie, and Cana- da Trust Bonds. Aeneintments Made . to meet parties at Brucedeld: Varna and' 13ayfielci. 'Phalle 57. • on and on, walking through the storm and darkness right to the world's end! A COUPLE AND A DOUBLE By A. B. Cooper But that was tile m e first of any oc- casions for seeing Miss Denton honte.1Titch.ford M. Fromembert, your successor,' Why not? John's lodgings and Diana's "A jolly crowd they were then!" meniien 103'- much in the same direc- time. Besides, on a dark eight two's in order to conceal her 'emotion. • "And how are things with you, madame?" "I am not a madame, Monsieur." "Ali!" he exclaimed. He looked at "t. I-Iave you over -considered that there are thou.samis of' people who live bravely every day; •there they are fighting poyeaty, oppression': disease, and death In a happy fashion, never complaining nor explaining ti -Way their lot. There is little recognition for them, and they ,clon't ask for it. They just plod along :clayby clay, sampler . , and winter. _ . • -- Ask them how they do it, and they will pretend not to know. By, accept- ing what eames they make the best oa Care of the _eareetly. thirige. They ask for no sympathy and A word 01 warning, 1 am, sure, will they will assure you they are as hap- be appreciated by iny.reacters; I rtreall ' B-01 think of their fight, Little to re- 'those who have an idea that thercatianY must ba•- lung outeide for it to enjoy 11)1 as anybody else. lieve their daily monotony, el v tI'm- - 7 life, 'Just as 50011 115 the sun abeWs itS aro always in the line of fire and never nose artnuul the corner, poor, "Dick" get to the base of thing,s,. Sometimes , has to take his ,punishment; and out he goes, to enjoy the ;sights and outdoor they get wounded, but their courage doesn't fail, dol somehow the wounds excitement, but nevee. do We give a ing upon it and -defying it. Mere are cheat by tita.euagall:, thought to -the' dangers we ^ subJect the 'become healed, - Traleii they away, and trouble they bird to. Likely you have been doing this, year atter year, and getting away thousands of such people --in every I v land, and often beneath their laughter I \ltll it aua/\;,rlTui8 ouhleiiat.vie71YpugalLeirttait.11 si,iesoa,b1,0, g and singing there lies an experience trouble. . that has brought them through con- The folly of hanging the bird out: Hat and Paina 1 side has 'already been shown. I have Other peo,ple, who a-oem - to have had a number of cases brought to ray everything clearable for a happy life, hospital for care within the past week. are as anaemic, a$ lifeless as snails. Case: of sunstroke, and in a bad way, Surely, if 'anything alMuld make people having been bung in the direct sun for happy, Money, pleasure, nice homes,, oeveral hours. A pot cat got another, ' and friends ought to secure it?, Often , and nearly- imveved WS wing,. Yes, it 11 10 the reverse. People who'have all,. othrld have, .aud 73.-p :e rly did, put EL stop -more than all-tbsy vvant ' are &Tito "blows „rig fp, keeps. . miserable as humen' natitee ' can ..ta.be. I- ..ere am eo 1 - teeny dangers , , Well EVERYDAY HEROES' • R ts Barks Herbs Berries Such as physicians presmibe for all' ments of the blood, stomach, liver and icidneye are combined in Hood's Eareaparilla,- Sarsaparilla IVIendrake Yellow Dock Dandelion Uva Ursi Stillinoia !Slue Flag Piasissewa Genie° Juniper Berries, Gentian Wild Cherry and ?Aber excellent tonics, thus malus Ing one of the moat successful of all medicines. ,Get only Hood's. ata huge writing -table in the middle her and saw that she was blushing. ' of a vast room, He was -the Mee of "It is thirty-five years since we last IVItrgle,y. • saw each other," he went on. "I 510 "What can I de for you?" he, saidm . in y seventy-second year. And you, "Have you ever seen e. pair of blue Mademoiselle Lane? You are in your Plearitus?" seed Diana, in a level sixty-second, it I remember rightly." voice. "You remember my age, Monsieur 'The pld MELII'S features began to CanutTeti" work eonvulaively.. He glared at Diana "I left Chalonsreut-Oise M 1899, in as though she had deliberately and groesly insulted him. d. "Di:that-wrotch.--Titchford-send you here -to ask that question?" he stuttered. "No, indeed! Has he got one?" asked Diana. The question seteined to send the old man frantic. "Got one! Got one!" he fumed. "Didn't he outwit and outbid me at the ,. "I stayed with thean until last year. Gaston seale three years ago for the You might say, all my life." only pair that has been in the market "And tho others who were there in for forty -years? I was a fool. not to my. time: Isabelle, Lucienne, Marthe?" go on, They're worth double to -day. "Oh! all of them are married! Moth - But that's not all, that pair makes the ers, grandmothers! Plarthe married the month of April" . . "I recall it very well, Monsieur Caen- arete Your leaving was a surprise te everybody, you see. You stood so well with our employeee! A model cashier! And the ;United Calories was a very good house." "Yes, mademoiselle Dalie, it was a very good house. I have never found so good a one." company and one's. lonesome. It was thus that Diane. learned of When Diaua Denton vMited "Owd Joe!, she only „ming out tho John Barton's half -discovered secret. She showed.such ardent and intelligent radition bequeathed to her by her interest that the young chemist poured his story into her ears night after night, " • "If I could bit the formula," he said, "it would revolutionize steel:We could beat the world ag4tin." "And you willi", thrilled Diana. "1 might -if I had the means," said John. "I've got -to a ,point where I'm stuck, not for ideas but,for cash. With was true. She often reminded herself a few hundreds, I might succeed in a of it "%ilea her coneelence, pointing -an few months; without, it may be years," accuaing finger, saide "It's John, not Joe, you go to see!" . John Banton was as innocent of col - Melon. as a naw -born infant. If anyone had told him that Diana Denton" thought him "romantic -look- ing," he would have laughed them to scorn. He 'Was Probably dimly aware that Mohair was black and wavy, that his eyes were "a sort of 'violet," that his nose was straight and inclined to run to size, Mat his, mouth was large, and that, lastly, he weighed 11 stone 9 pounds •and stood 521, 11%1n, -in iris socks, but the knowledge did not in- terest Something in a retort, something OSCAR KLOPP aoaor Graduate Carey Jones''Netional School of Auctioneering, Chicago. Spa - dal coUrse taken in 'Pure Bred Live Stock, Real E8 tato, ,Merchandise and Vann Sales. Rates in keeping with prevailing tnarket. Satisfaction as- sured. ; 'Write or wire, Zurich, Ont. Phone •18-93. CANADIA TIME TABLE Trates will arrive at and depart from Clinton as follows: -4 - 'Buffalo and Goderioh Going East, depart ' 6.25 am. " 2.52 p.m, Going West, ar. 11.10 am " ar. 6.0,3 dp. 6.51 p.m. " ar, 10.04 p.na. London, Huron & Bruce Div. Going South, ar. 7.56 dp. 731 a.m. 4.15 pen. Going North, depart 6.50 p.m, ' 1105 1 1 1 3 e,m. mother. Josiah Denton, the ironmast or, was as hard as the metal by which he had made his inoney--His workmen were "bands"- to him, machines made for puddling and. moulding and forging. But the human heaat, especially a woman* Is very subtle, That Diana had occaseonely vimited "Owd fore she had met John Barton. there, The•average Angora goat will pro- dino about 6 to S pounds of -mohair. 'Ask father," said Diana. "It's bus! - 0080," "He hates me for the part I took in the strike." "I -I -didn't know you -then," whis- pered Diana, her heart sinking. S•he eaw John's face harden. "It was nothing to me. My wages remained the same whatever happen- ed. But I knew the pud,diers were not getting a living wage. Perhaps I was a fool -I sided with them." "But that's -three years ago. Dad has forgotten.- Call to-ntorrow night. I know he'll be in. Tell him what you have told me. You can do no harm if you do no gcod." uevee have another chance. Diana opened "Owd Joe's album. "The pair!" the Earl almost scream- ed. "The pair!, Child! Child! Tell me -will you -part with them?' "I thought you would like to s,e:e too polite. You are just like you al - them" said Diana. "I'm just going to ways were. I was never pretty. I am Medan House -I've kept my taxi -to aware of that, Even In my youth, shoW them to Sir Robert 'Pitchford, when you knew me, I was not very at - Then, of course—" tractive. I was awkward and con - "No! No" cried the Earl, "You strained. I lacked confidence and to - mustn't. You really must not. He'll quetry. Those girls often enough persuade you -aye, I believe he would', made sport 02 100!" rob you rather than, I should haveibat • . ,"Is it possible?" pair. I'll write a cheque, this moment I "I don't hold It against,them. They for fifteen hundred pomade. „ Don't Fay were. Young; they didn't think; they AO. 1 had no pity, could tell you, Monsieur "Make it two thousand. and the pair Camaret, of many jokes they Played on me. They meant 130 berme certainly. Is yours.," sale Diana, and. five minutes later the Ilarl bowed her out with the "And then one day, Monsieur Cania- words: ."It's worth two thellsand if ret -one day they did something else only to see Titchford's face when he to me. They sent nte a letter, and knows he's no longer top dog," I they found a way to imitate your hand- • I As for Diane, she Went straight to Writing." John BertOn's lodgings. He came up! "No? 'Fell me about iL" from the stellar, his face and bands I "Yea, Mensieur,Camaret. One morn - stained with chemicale, to find Dianai,,,,s,,111.rgitttoblie 011 liogbtniunion paper. brought iteellaovleeattelt• a in his little peeler. "Oh, I've' Each wonderful news for firs,,it_Ad tlioateoittb: ll: CoatsneeefrefamtopaYou.Rtisolidto. id: you!" sheaim exclaimed. "I've sold a pair 1 venture to tell you to. your face what of stamps out of ''Owd Joe's' album for two thousand pounds -and you'll be my heart,repeates again and again. 1 able -to buy all you need -tor your ex- love you madly, It my love dbes not perlinents-acd--aud-oh, John!" 1 displease you do me the favor to come .A. minute later her -head Woe en this evening to the Promenade.' " "How is that, Mademoiselle Lane? John's ehouldere and his arms were I I That letter -you know it by heart!" holding her tight. He was saying the most uttheard-of things -things, she "Yes,Monsier Camaret, I know it never dreamed he could say -and she ley heart. That Is the right way to wee thrilling to every syllable, . put it. I can tell you 60 to -day, since we'lere old and our lives are, behind us, * 0 * I have kept that letter always. It may Two months later John Barton pre-- not have been genuine, bat it was good seated him -self again atethe traumas. to read, all the same," ter's door.' • Diana admitted him. . • -- - "Mademoiselle Lane!" 'For a moment I believed. that It She tapped eon the library door. was genuine. And I wee' so !happy that There was no ateOponse. • r felt almost beautiful But suddenly A sudden fear ' cluteleed her heart. lifting my eyes I noticed the calendar. She opened AIM door, and then ran fore • It was April lst. Then I Underetood Ward with a Ilbtlft orr°f 101511 '1 that 'tV.1 t 1 33 on y ano her, jo re They The irodritaster's arms were out- 'would be there near thebandstand- which fused and hissed and spat, Bet even Diana did not realize how which. glowed .111te the heart of the sun implacable her father could be. -sonletiting like that did Intereeahien, "There's John Barton to pee you, it excited him because he was a metal. father," she said, as ' she pus•lied the etergist. ' young man into the. presence .of his He had been 'drawn to "Owd Joe". employer. Then, although she shut /iartly by his kind heart paid partly by aim do -or imon them, she deliberately their mutual love of books. Now that listened on the other side. She heard the old puddler was unable to see to John's rather lame explanation of his read for .hireself, 'it was only natural experimente, .hits lack of ca8h, and his' that John should drop in occasionally diffident suggestion that Mr. Denton to read to him. The. olcl chap's library should put a300 at his disposal on was ill a box under the bed. It in. terins to be arranged if his. work turn - chided Plutarch's "lAves," "LaVengeo,"i el, cat' a slulees'st Lamb's. "Dssaye," and th.e `Tilgrines1 She heard her father's hard laugh, Progreso," "Owd Sot" would say; 1 She 'heard hina eay: "Aye! you indite "Dip in t' lucky bag and read fust yo'. the men to rebel. You Mulct me in grab, lad," and thatte what'John did. 1 thousands a year extra, wagds-then ' One night it was raining when Diana -YOU expect me to h.elp your bare-brada. essayed to go home. She had happen- ..ed schentes.. I shouldn't help you in - et to dean in at "Owl joe'e" with some any ease, and eapecially after vehat I new -held eggs. She could have called heard to -day, You've been seen in the earlier in the day.- 'Phere *was no ma- oompaslY of my daughter a little -too son why a girl of leisure should pay a".'" otten.- I want no hered- agitator even visit to "Oevel Joe",at S pan. That gh,6 epdaking to her. 1 should have sacked actually did call at thdt lloar.had do' you three Years ago. I was too tender- con.nectiOn aVR1C Wetineeday and the hearted. I ,sack You now. Go! 311 ole Witty of John Barton being there you off the prenskes " That, at least, is what she told herself. * * T. . * She •alwais affected great surprise John Bartein eat disconsolate inehis to find "Owl Joe" had other company; basement laboratory at ,his lodgings in and Jo - 1 , e sou -accepted her . hn In mbl 1 Foundry Street.. "Owd Joe' -a" box of surprise at its fa:ea value. Bat to -night, books Was dumped on the brick floor. Mlle. Lail° smiled sadly, . "Yes; they were pretty girls." "Anti you were, too, Mfie Lalie." "Oh, no, IVIonsieur Camaret, you are They are fretful and whining, worry- connecteu with hanging the bird out - 0. side ' t4avi.feel it. my duty to warn - lug -about their possessions, weth n tim-e to give to other elaime of lite. 1 those whocare, against such practice. They have but little heroism ebout , 1 .floi - _ _ on r PeSition to know wherein „them. 'Yes; it's 'a Withering thing. to ' these einngers, come, and have had so live only for oneseif. , ' many eases hi:might to my attention Who are the people you admire most' that I ,..e . - . t ei sure Yon will see the MIS - In life? Not tbnee•for whom every -1 taita. thing is -done by someone else. ' Ser. You. may, without intention, place vents are all very well, but eon- the.lne portant things the best' help is self- help. The men who stand highest in the world are those who accept whift is, improve .it if possible, but -always go through with. the job and smile at apparent imposelbilities.. If you complaia, yp.0 will never win, neither will you get anuCh. joy le you are always comparing your life ewith seineone else'e with one that appears more favorable. The .herollem of life your bird ht a draft, or You may hang his 'cage in a nide sha.dy inace, as is often done, early in the morning and foeget 'all abdut him for the rest of the day„ and when the afternoonstul gets, around mid the -poor little chap is left therelo cook,' he has no w,eee of telling his troubles, and who cares? e Tryou have. au idea that ie does the canary good to hang him out, you are wrong. Keep him where you can en- joy his "company a.nd. he will be a bet - comes out when you run In spite of . • ter bird for it. P.eamaps your neighbor handicaps aad try your best to win. OT friend hangs the canary out of doom You need not be great in order to and she may be glad to know it isn't be heroic. You can never be heroin well to do so. Please pass the word without being great. Lite's mistakes . ...• aiong.-wanace C. Jones. are made when we think we doa't count. So long as life is in our veins we must be of value. . Alter all, it never has been entirely' true that the great performances of life haire been .the most important. It ; is much more neceseary that a. man should light his own corner than that . he should enter Parliament; that a woman should keep her house clean than that she should be a magistrate! The best way to make things better than they are .is to live wholesome lives; and for that we need a constant heroism that is never off duty. , When we have finished here it will matter very little whether we have made money, but it will be all Import. ant whether we have made good. It is- • Bettee to fall than not to climb, Better to fail than not to try , . Make for the highest, anti achieve the best. Sqch are hero smile. Water -Drop Wonders. Interesting pictures of the myriad foeme of life that exist in a single drop of water were ehovvii reeent film. .4 'fiend covered, with green slime and apparently -still le inereality a teeming massof life. A droP Of water taken up in the eye of a needle and magnified eleven million times reveals EL swarm of ,wriggling creatures that in the or- dinary way are invisible; they appear ti be ruled by a great Jointed monster that looks. like a sea serpent, but whos,e actual length is less than three - sixteenths of an Mph. . The rotiner, an inhabitant of stag- nant ponds, has a "water -wheel" eta trance to hie internal system end catches his victims by. meane of suc- tion. The Devil's Funeral. - . A small girl, late for achool, excesed herself by saying she had lingeeell on the way in ord.er to see the Devil's funeral. "The Devine amoral," said the teaoh- ee• "what nonSense is this?" "Well, replied the ohild,, "I am sure stretched, and hie head had fallenup-Marthe, Ivabelle and Lucienne-hiding it was the Devil, bebatee Iheerd is man on theih. At the sound 'of her voice he lookoa behind the trees," • SaYllig, "Poor devil -only theee days ... And that is why, You didn't come 1:1,' " . . „ up. But she halt never Seen him look to the promenade that evening, Mo- .____- 10 haggard, so tragic! I demoiselle Lelia?" ' "Dad," she said, "what, Is it?" I "Yes, fortunately. I ignored the let. "Pll have -to shut down," he said, lu tee: Because if 'I axed evert spoken of a hopelege voice.: "I can't -me on. 'All • , it I believe I should have burst into the big conteactte,are going to Sweden.. . tears before the others." • 'the Borkel Secret Proctess has knoblai .. m- "But, ademoiselle Lane; r wrote ed the bottom out of the steeL trade." that letter --that blue letter. I-1 "But what alitiht the, Ballon Secret -waited for you until it grew dark- A.nd Process, dad?" 1, ' 1 if I went away"— 'Phea-Banton!, I never heard *of ., Mlle. Lalie had turned pale. She euch a precess,;!, ' looked at hen. writukled hands.. "Because you wouldaa listen." "NO, no,"'she sdicl. It was an Abri! "Do you mean that-bhat—r 6,1 You Etre' very_ polite Monsieur 'Yes! t. John Barton has revolution- Camaret. ' had she not stayed a full hour, she It was the old puce:Hee legacY- ized this process' of steel ma.nBut, you zee, would beufac- • might have been home Ionbefoie alie give and bequeath to John Barton, - ture!" s'torin came on. Now, in her flimsy kindest of frieol'ds, all my books," "Has -child?" • that I made a mistake. So don tell dress, she must face it, Being -now unemployed, he might "Weil, lie hd as found' a for111111,a that me a fib just to please me,' gamy " bald Joe. "It's as big as a ettertlitig. "Lavengro," the "Pilgrim's "1 avvear 11, Lane!. •'t make, it, hard ler me, Mon - 'I've 110 \1,1 to offer yo' Mit a howd. look aver' his beheritance. Notiling will melte Borkel the most ,hopeless „Don Mach more painful now 111discovered back number--anali-he's here to offer ci11;!!s 'tent .a.n.' wad cover ton. o' your Progns8s," Lamb's ','EseaYs' --all what It to ,01.1„_,at -,s, pertain _price."' . ' Siso," is ails? ' • . - '13 t -b rtI haven't the =neat" . - la 'bottom f the u u ' , "It Mis.s Benton would allow Me cau ' lee reached to the o box. sea her to her door--I--o11 tho -"No, daddy but you have the price!" , umbrella -over her," faltered'JOhn, "MFL-claddy! = Ile witlitS' ME---aud "lit 1,8 very kind of you," said:Diana. for a lieek lying there covered with dust. Evidently it had not been ai3, turbed ,for yeara• "Well,. A etatup He turned over a few pages' witheut Much interest. Then his face bright. "Diana! She'e i'riad on Stamps:" ,It Was thus that'Diana received next I want -BIM." • The upshot was that they faced the "Show blatiln, Liana," said the iron- s:tot:01 together. "1 1 you -wouldn't mind-holdiag on muster. ' ' to my arm ---Miss Dentoia---" It was pitch dark os' he -would never The leernest Resary. have dared to say it; and -perhaps- What is believed to Pc the largest Dialla r'Ould never have dared 00 hoar , luorninra mysterious package accona rosary- in the world has been presented it. But she linked her hand throng -III panted by a brief note :deuailing,the cir- to Pope Pius by an expert 'wohdcarver the crook of his arm, and tried to make I cumstinices of Its diseoyery, and ask- of Merano, who made it. The rosary oned He held tli`e umbrelln low. Sao i "10 0 100 happy evenings with 'Owd feience. las ch Lear, = , carved The iik plush of every Puiltnan and her Little feet 1-, eee Pace' with his big nig her accept anep, ,e -fit in mernery of measures -more:than A5 -feet in .cireunt- . _ felt shut in from the avericiL:s-With ' , wood is lax cr. than can 'average -sized Wagner ar.or car is made of AteOra- acat beer, John felt 111:1 NV Cl1 1(1111co, to' go en aati aria il,rued 000, 110l'asg-^, a11- °Eg• sieur CaParet. W.,p are old. It would be too -late. Como It was an Ar.ril fool, wasn't it?". In -fixed on ,her his Poor, weak eyes, to which the teare mounted. Their stiff hands clasped awkwardly, ,and, bending his head, he murmured: "Yes, iny Lalle-yea----it was as you say." • Built Like a Nut. Teacher ---"What is an oyster'?" Johnnie -An oyster is a fishbuilt like a nut, tniss." Gem of Her Collection. "Does May seem aeased with the enga.genient ring Jack gave her?" "Yes; she says it's really the met. tiest one she 110e." 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