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nancial,:'ileal Estate and- Vito In Per line for each subsepuont inset'• in -Every tmie'thosehior.zedog,-0 glar'sastfi
ranee Agent. lie resessting 14 Fire ( tion. Small aavertlsentents not -to Uncle';James 'Monroe's sti;ps hear 'i.he community• un wt wham sea
exceed: ens iuri , such:us „Log rule, frowned ,sup i!!1„,"
he had,
a
1.11J,rlce :'.Comp antes• `•gti•ayed,'. ,or "Stolen,,'.. etc., • in t.rted fire'a,ariu 'Ley j,unrp do NIT arks barll; thatth- y_;ili .'l;,"'opk,11.7lit'
1 e Clinton. �. snitse• ,„ Ernest Weston i' ,.{:
. Division Court Qtf c , once 0 35' tsei is an,I each '<F'c01t. said- Erne,. �i, e.>ton, I •vifle e
en Ilii r, l-, cents. don't, believe it. bronze dogs cant, sir ' a,g ^sa 'a
^.., for Mill• a, �? �
NE, COmmunic tionsinte.,ded z,, P �trn'�khe'
W. BRYDONE
Insertion o
a bark.
• t e of good
arrleter,:'Sellc senator, Notary Publlo, etc..3 cation must a a• gualan e -, „
Olbee: fait.. he arconIParled by the name of <`I -didn't say they would. replied 1fe Ware.!'
CLINTON,the write:,. Philip: I only know these do, every wou:d marl
LOAN BLACK
G E. 1IALL R,'CLARK. time they hear' that bell:" guarded holtd.
DR '' J . C ' GANDIER
fiice Flours 110to 3.30 p.m. 7.3
n.;
St.
r 9.00 p.m. Sundays, 12,30 to 1.30 31.1
Other hours by appointment only.
iffice and: Residence — Victoria
LF
SBR. METCALF
8/ENFIELD, ONT.
Office. Boars'• --2 to 4, 7: to
Other hours by appointment,'
M.
Proprietor. Editor, "I don't understand it. Of- course, two,'.ventu>?
0 . , 1 know well enou h that its a' trick drstarce
but I can't see through It," said Rich S.e ha he ?it at h.ur
`g4
s felt
Vann
had 1 4rK3eG > Hi a t ry
fiey. This sun shade is home rita ie' prodttced"rig'ht'in lily awn service depart-
• ,. 15d of get
• ment, and it serves <ill the•Ptir•poses"for whiclr`Edgar Hanker, an" Oakville,
ow, this one. =tlanitoha; farmer, intended it.
nto that closely•
�t4F a..momzat,or 9, -. .. TO, '.: r -.
1 m.at.a safe Alli
hrefer-
and otroe "Say the whole thine red not to 'juil,•peoplo who,,r4td not Gyeat,Engineering Feats to Help Trade.
Monroe, Y rctt_i- most ,°panda!
over more slowly ,won't you, Phirg?' molest them,. and he Telt a stit%g In man arts o£ the world there is miles 'o£ smaller waterways, all of
Bird's y y P Birds aro ha+
Phili 'spoke with o rtv to ferrety holy they managed.
p p great district -I The man passed around the house, a beam in engineering, particularly in which ti}111 combine to distribute water much to be
essl...avidly the' construction of great dams. One', and render fertile a vast tract of conn• ' then ,'either
u t pr' ne; the house on hut not very ,lientificall}, tl au .ht
A
re ar who a imagine
h ' the1 of U completed larger ever than the fa army of British woricpeople—rneehan- b T fa t al
1 p
fes and so on—Su the Soudan cutting
tried every docs and window
b "Yo know, 11 esdr h t a le barns erected on the Nile which, try the winter-fe(
g Euclid Avenue where Mr. James Mon-
,
d' burglar., will be the largest ,n Ole world when t the present time there is a small awake in tin!
R' h d h had<
A Royal Crack
)R. •H. -S. BROWN,
Office Hours
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Sundays, 1,00' to 2,00 p.m. ,
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3fiico, '218W Residence, 2181
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Office and Residence:
uron Street Clinton, Ont,
Phone 69
Formerly occupied by the late Dr:
C. W. Thompson).
Eyes ,Examined and Glasses Fitted.
r. A Newton Brady, Bavfoe?�i
I:aduate Dublin ` University, Ireland.
020 Tlix'tern Assistant Master, Ro•
nda 'HOSpital for Women and Child-
n, Dublin.
dice at residence lately occupied bo
Mrs. Parsons.
Hours: -9 to 10' a.m., 6 to 7 p.m.
Sundays -1 to'2 pan.
DR. A. M. HEIST
Osteopathetic Physician.
It:oxi fate Iowa and Michigan State
oards of Medical Examiners. Acute
ad chronic, diseases treated. Spinal
djustnients:giyen to remove the cause
diseabe. At: the Graham House,
ton, -every Tuesday forenoon,
DR. McINNES
Chiropractor
f Wingltam, will be at the Comm
sl Inn., Clinton, on 'Monday
hursday forenoons each week,
Diseases of all kinds Succeed
andled.
ere.
and
ally
STORIF'S OP WFi J
KNOWN PEOPLE
KR7,Rf
'Po be strong
of home, a0e'
3,. f0 1 fact
grateful lone'
parilia'- to „r
'+foung or Old!
The :mo 1.
tVp(nen chain
and so/nacho('
'V0n0 we tl 1(5
Hood s Sar{
more vitality,!
Oftengor nett)
the length all
Biro„
It Is hard 2,1
birds have
during the 0l
snow le;be-ay,
perished In -.tl
last year. A
wally well p
maintained if
never forgot t
and their o
midst of `sno',
Shot. roe,' who as.. tenor erns my to be as skillful as -the leo le in tea c s, , e
P the finest uncle, lives." "Arabi n.Nishts" in loin away with niers Assuan Dans in Egypt—others and nsr covered
Icing George IS one o a
u ; lconstructed i I di h'l up the desert to make it blossom And
h 1 b I ht t 'd Richard,o bt 1' slight obstacles acles of brick and modal'. are reins_ n India, while 0 ; a, discouragia
.' even a t r ttie•worltis comp oted Bri- i
shots in England, and e las been ought: o,. said doubt-
s ig r o S another.wondereul Piece o engineering l f e
' " e among Pheasants fully, "for live there. myself, if he is This one: came back to the outside they arc so
cnmmtrtrag have � P Y Y
the rworks in ccnrso of -twin will continue to benefit, for it is ;
d in Sunollc This recalls rho 1VIr, James Monroe who hos thq cellar door and Richard soon ea nee that 300 000 acres of the - I
good idea is
•
will be the mighty wo s a table sot
an partridges
h 1 i
Colorado River, the, estimated
ather amusing perplaxity of a honor of being my father." his plan of entrance, for he drew outa erection on the Col
youngaportsman who, some years ago, "Exactly the same!" replied Philip. lantern and proceeded.lo • filethelock.
found himself in the royal shooting "Well, you are aware then that, be- It' was very soon done.' The man gave
party, with a position next to the side the steps beforc that house, are a quick glance around, sew 'nothing,
Prince of Wales -as Bing' George then two dogs, made of bronze. Many a softly put back the door 'and ° started
was, . time and oft have you and I played down the steps.
'Can't I have 201110 other place?" circus upon their backs, and now you After a moment Richard followed
asked the young man nervously. "I'll pretend not to understand me when I him there. Ile trembled some, for
have to leave all the birds to the say that every time they hearthe the burglar seemed closer than when
Prince, or elso'be charged with having Fourth Ward fire alarm they jump he was out of doors, but he kept after
spoilt his sport," -down' and bails.°i him, through the cellar and laundry,
"Don't be au' ass," responded his ; "Did you ever see them do it?" up the stairs and across the kitchen.
host, laughing.- "You will find yourself "No." In the hall beyond the man paused,
next to the best sportsman in Eug Philip admitted the fact with some and studied the doors, each in turn.
land. Take your birds as they come reluctance., ° He, was aiming for the dining -room,
to'y on, and don't worry about him. "I never `remember,.' though, being but lie made -a mistake and opened the
He is, quite capable of seeing that he at your house when the fire alarm door of 'a long, narrow passage lead -
gets his fair- share of the bag!" sounded. You must have been there ing to a disused conservatory. -The
It was quite true. The young man lots. . of times, , Queer yoix'never. no- ceiling was low, and a depression in
need not have worried. The King, ticed them." the centre, caused by some unaecount-
without any manoouvrthg, got a bigger "One question more, and Pll estop,". able freak in the stairs above, made a
bag thanthe young man did --and he ,'said Richard. "Have they always done place where the unwary always came
did not, take any of the young man's I se?" to grief; ,
' "Always; " Richard stood still in the hall and
birds, either: -just the sante as .row,
he: i theill ' ' watched the man feel his way ori h
ant,' good shot though s, was' Phrap s prompt .response. y thr, S
Ring's favorite sport is yachting, and ; And Richard, pausing only to say, this passage, and as he' approached
he ca'n probably give points to any - "I know it's a trick and not the truth, the dangerous place the boy's excite -
and I'll find out before I'm done," merit all found expression in a tre-
walked slowly away from the boys and mendous yell," which sounded. through
towards his own -hone. • the house from garret to cellar. •
"Why didn't you tell him?" said "You'll bump your head! Look out!
Ernest to Philip, "He'll bother over look,out!" he screamed.
it ever so, long," The man didbump his head, but he
"But .he'll puzzle it out before he did not 'stopto thank Richard for the
stops." said Philip, proudly. "3Ie is warning. He sprang through the door,
CHARLES E. HALE
onveyancer, Notary' Public, Commis,
stoner, eta -
HAL IOSTATI9 AND 1NSURANCk7
URON STREET • CLINTON
M. T. CORLESS
CLINTON, ONT.
Dtatrlot Agent
The Ontario ,:and *Suitable Life
and Accident Insurance Co,
,est Wawallto-si Mutual Fire
Insurance Co. - -
Established 1878,
esident, John' A. McKenzie, iiinear-
e; Vice -President, Fr. L. Salkeld,
,clench; Secretary, Timo. G. Allen,
tngannon. Total amount of 'mim-
e nearly $12,000,000. In ten years
tuber' of policies,' have increased
tm•: 2.700 to 4;500, Flat tate of $2
r $1000. Clash on 'hand $26,000.
L,.Selkeld • Goderich, Ont.
es. Stevens, 'Clinton, Local Agent.
GEORGE ELLIOTT
censed•Auctioncer for She County'
of Huron.
orrespondence promptly answered.
mediate arrangements can be made.
Sales' Date at The News=Record,
neon, or by Galling .Phone 205,
barges Moderate and Satistaetaoa
Guaranteed.,
B. R.=HIGGINS
Clinton, Ont.
lora Eire andp,i2e Insurance, Agent
Hartford Windstorie, Live Stock,
toniobile and Sickness and Accident
Mance. Huron and Erie and Cana-.
Trust Bonds. .Appointments' made
meet partied at Bt'ucefleld, Varna
1 Bayfleld, 'Phone 67.
amateur yachtsman lathe I{ingdone.
'Phe writer wee) at Cowes last year,
and recalls an amusing incident in
which' a patriotic old lady 'figured.
"Does the Ring really race himself?"
she' asked. -
"He really does," she was -told,
Well, , all I can say le, it bardly
seems fair," sihe exclaimed. "Not that ,a, ''smart little fellow, if he is my and by the time the startled family
cousin. He: thinks and thinks, till he
gets things worked out every time."
On the steps leading up to the front
I don't want him to, if he likes it, but
—well,, it's bad luck onathe others."
Nothing could , convince her that
when racing against a-Ifing, a humble door, Richard stopped t0 look at the doer they would, have supposed Rich
subject could maize {try effort to wrest dogs. They were certainly quiet, as and to be the victim -of a dream; but
the victory from. him. Such irnpatriot- their kind are liable to be. If they the filed leak and the lantern dropped
iuirtped -down to bark at fires, they in the kitchen obliged them to put
were, very careful to jump back in faith in his disconnected story, for he
exactly the same place. • tried to assume in the beginning, that
It was 'very provoking to.,be so puz-' it was quite customary foe . young
zled by what he knew pereeeti ' well gentlemen of thirteen 10 be taking
was only: the twist of senile,� word; promenades at three o'clock in the
though he repeated Philip's sentence moaning,'
over and over without getting the "Such a chane you . had to be a
least idea of what the catch might be. herol" said Alfred. "Here is the key
The•neytt Wednesday he was waken- in the door, When the fellow was in
ed in tlre'night front a sound sleep by the passage, you might easily have
the noise of a door, slammed violently. tuened,,it and lockedhim ih. I car-.
He started tip in his bed, listened, and tainly never heard of a boy with such
heard the ringing of the fre alarm a chance to do a big thing, who did
bell, -4 thing so utterly absurd as to' yell to
Then, if ever, wyas his time for a burglar not: to hemp hit head, "You
proving that dog story. Rewas for- wanted him to ,get the spoons, did
bidden to go to fires at night; but Al- you?"
fred, who was grown up and did busi- "1 don't' wonder that you nover
ness with a lumber company; always heard of such' a thing. If you wait
went, lie had s"-,ammed the door, for me to tell, pelf' never hear the
which Richard knew would be uribolte whole of this,"' answered. 1tiehard, ril-
ed until hie return. then crossly.
Richard had never been told that he But the next day Philip came, and
in a ease in:which walking speed wasmust riot gogarden to hear Richard "gave up" the dog mystery,
into
Mentioned, that it would depend upon the dogs on the steps bark at fire bells, : I must say 3: am disappointed in
whether the person was walking at the so hastily "slipping` on shoes and you, Richard, said Philip. I expected
Chancellor or that of
clothes, he made his way" quietly down that you' would' think it but, stare, : 1
the stairs and out the:door. said that they barked when they heard
The 'loge were in their usual posi- the bell -when, mind you, ,But as.
tion, but Richard -knew that Philip their ears are put on for ornament, X
had: some foundation of truth to his don't suppose they heard the bells the
dee.aration, so he'whited for the heir other night; se' they ccludi't -be me -
to ring again. Ile leaned upon ono pected•to bark", •
of .the dogs -a dangerous proceeding, Richard's . thinking' power was a
if the animalperforined as Philip pre- family joke for seine time.: But one
dieted. But Riehaxd knew that if the day at dinner he said, with great
rush of the hose carts caused a 800101181100:trembling, , or'ifthe wind or echo' "I have been thinking—"
the Mayor's niece, A' large audience sounded in their throats the gentlest' "Mother,"" interrupted- Alfred, "I'
collected,, and some malicious: person 1raiee that could be exaggerated into protest. The last time Richard indulg-
suggested. that it was. au 011 .piano, a bark Its should be in a ,position to cd in a thinking turn, it nearly cost
'O£ .course; it's bowl in the mayor's hear. t us the spoons. Tell him' to stop it,
e McKillop' `Mutual
re Insurance Compaq
eed10Edlee., Seaforth, Ont:.
DIRECTORY)`.
esident, James Connolly, Goderich'
o, Janes Evans, Ileochwoot; Sec,
ensurer, Thos., E. Hays, Seafoi^th:
•ectore: George McCartney, Sea.
i; D. F, McGregor,.Seaforth; J. G.
rove. Walton: Wm, Ring, Seafortlr;
illcEwen, :Clinton; Robert Ferries,
closet; John Benneeeeir; Brodhagon;
,'Connolly, Goderich:
gents. Alex. Leiteli, Clinton; J. W.
0; Goderich; Ed, Iiinchray, Sea-'
th; W. Chesney, Egmondville;' R.
earmuth, Brcdhagtn..
ny money to be pall in Irtay'be
id to Moorish Clothing Co,, Clinton,'
at, Cutt's grocery, Goderich.
Mrt1'es desiring to affect Insurance
transact ,other"business will be
'aptly attended to on' application: to
ih
of the above ocers addressed. to
respective; post office. Losses
pooted by the Director who lives
(rest the scene..
object of which -is to harness that desert will,, as a'result o£ the work; be.gat Platformrnighty,.force. 1:b'earing' a }vond'erful ergo o£ cotton, bekept clean
had assembled to demand the cause of
the uproar was well out of the way.
But for the evidence of the cellar
There are already, on the Nile, num-
erous lasting monuments' to the skill
and enterprise of British engineers,`
but this latest; undertaking easily;,
eclipses all previous works. The dam,
which is being erected on the Blue
Nile, was commenced some yearsago,'.
but the; work was condemned. The
Soudan Government then invited tend-
ers, and a British firm, Messrs: S. Pear
ism, to her, seemed positively wicked!
Newsboy to Lord, Mayor. • •
That a poor boy can win hie way to
success liar been proved again by Mr,
Percy Bower, the new Lord Mayor of
Birminglitun. 3 --Se was' left Oa orphan
at the age' of ten; then became a Lou-
don newsboy and later a bleclrsinith.
His Hobby.
Not many men after their'' day's
work is done would care to undertake
a fifty -mile "walk ,for pleasure. Such
Was the,habit of ;Void Haldane, es
Lord Ohancollor, when he "was at the
Bar. After reading ^his'briefe lie Would
open his front door and set off by road
for the seaside, Evert in more recent
years he thought nothing of going for
twenty -live and thirty -mile tramps.
It •was to Lord Haldane that Sir Ern-
est Wild (Recorder of London) .was
referring the other day when he said
ir.
TIME TABLE
am Will arrive .at and depart from
Clinton as follows:
Buffalo and Goderich Dly.
Hast, depart. 8.211 a,m.
2,52 p n.
-'Vest, FIT, ''7.110 d .}
- an. 6,08 it p. ' 0.51; p,ut, 1
even and Company, were awarded the
contract,' the eunt,involved being four
Million pounds. The datn:1) being con-
structed.fbr irrigation purposes, and if
the company's engineers fail to have
water upon the land by July, 1925, they
will have to pay a penalty 02 1500,000.
Cutting Up' a Country.
Twenty thousand men are being'om-
.ployed in the construction of this, the
1lSakwar Dam, but they can work re-
gularly for only. eight months in the
year, the Nile being in flood during
the other four months. Work during
surnnier is also difficult, owing to the
extreme heat.
Nee:or the Lord
an ordinary' mortal.
Canada's Best Story -Teller. •
Canada's best-known.s'tory-teller is
Said to be Colonel George Ham, who,'
at. seventy-nine, is one of the oldest
officials or the Canadian P-acitic Rail-
way. Here is one of his stories:-,
The mayor of'.a small:town,preseet.
ed it with a piano, the frrst•piano seen
or heard. there, It was first prayed lily
'faintly for yezies," said ahethee, "If it But there was neither motion nor mother:"
hadn't, how .would his niece: knew sound. Again and again the bell `Thinking about that night," pro-
}vhcre to put her fingers?" sounded, and each true the dogs fail- Ceeded:Richard, not deigning to notice
ed jump, or bark, 00 be in the Alfred. "If I hadn't happened 04 bo
Cuban Water Monkey. slightest -degree affected, , out, the burglar would have come in
The Cubans have a dnl090ie utensil Ile was so interested in his expert 'just the same,, wouldn't he?"
called a .."water ntnnitoy," that is to be ntent that he did ;tot notice Alfred,' 'the family admitted that he prole-
torrid in houses, hotels, and: offices. who, finding' the fire far distant from: ably would have cable in.
It answer's the sante purpose: as the 1515 lunobeq.ynrd, ,had returned after "And nobody would have heard'
cilia and the clay jags 9n Mexico. rt a few moments. him," continued Richard,
mace of gray orgies cla• and is The sapping of the bolt on4'the in-? "Probaby not."
is 1 , p �, . "A'nd he might have tarried off'
_mazinfaetnred in Malaga, "where rho side of the deer roused Richard to the' g
t By absorption fact r •that he was locked out. When he everything rouse. Se the dogs
iarsies come frn,"ostet thin m the l
evaporation .a blanket': Of need -air thought of- ringing the bell and so and.I did save the spoons: In a kind p'
surrounds the'jug continually "and gaining admittance,,; he had for rho,of a way.:I believe I'm a sort of .hero,
-
the water almost a cold a's if 1t first time grave dotilits as to whether after all. Mother', I'll take another•
keeps .l e e a s
contained lee, In a country Where Ice the,headS o.f the -household would alto piece of pie, please.; By,I-1'arroet B.
is both ,scarce and expensive these gather aplirovo his performance even: Waterman.
jugs are iudispen.able:' if they had 'not forbidden it.
ro.tl a .er iron .031, ate ttv n a.lier= Moreover, Ise feet that he would:not
tures;—one about the size of a'"dollar, 001j0y explaitrrng hie motive; he real
thi'oiigh whichthe water is poured in. ized as'ho hsd•not :before- the utter','
to a glass: '011 the opposite side ,0 a foolishness of imagiitinp' ev` 'th t'
The" top of the dam will 'act as :a.
bridge for the Soudan 'Rahway. The
dam itself will be two mules long and
will erect a lake' Any miles long and
two miles wide.. From this: lake will
run a canal seventy miles: long, from
Which, in turn, there will be 10,000.
much of which will, it -Is hoped, find table scraps,
its way to the mills of Lancashire, It should be
Even more costly will be the irriga- cats"frisn I;
tion project which has been begun in climb eve
nem,' tee° ey'eer fish engineers: This safe t th it
is the construction of °a dam on the . 'Nero re
Indus River, the cost of which, will be tie things lin
ten million pounds. There will be anal caro ,t3;
sixty-six sluice gates, 850, miles . of
cutins the •w
main canals, •and 1,200 mils of small -
of 02 the Pews
er distributaries.'
The clam across the Colorado River
will be twice the height of St, Paul's
Cathedral, and will entail the expendi-
ture of nearly, fifty-five million dollars_. hada long
The River That Brings Ruin. usually, in n
If the Colorado is not tamed there almost mad
is no hope of saving from - inundation imptistin e
tiro prosperous Imperial Valley with two birds`s
its, 100,000. settlers and yearly -crops crust, with
representing a value X.$100,000,000., that' her br
The river flows. at the phenomenal form outsid
need of thirty miles an hour, as fast ed some fo
as many trains! In 1906 it overflowed watched_ a
Re banks, cut a deep channel: thirty- each da.,
five miles long through the desert, and amusement
Permed what is. known as the Salton'"They a
Sea, a huge lake 50,000 acres in area. nounoed on
Early in lune,,:1922, it wip1d out': al- table mann
most half the Palo 'Verde galley, hope- so nicely,
lessly •subm'erging two -towns., ruining and others
thousands of dollars worth of standing they are d'
crops •and rendering thousands of peo-
ple:homeless•. -'
•Moreover, it
A bird table
source of al
Tllereisas
The Little People.
The Lord or the Little ,People, '
Gentle`: and very wise, '
Walking His woods in the twilight,
I•Iarlcs to His children's cries;
And His tender mouth' is -wry with
pain, -
And terrible are Ilia eyes.
•
The enure that has throttled, the rabbit
Smits to his dying strain;
Trapped by;hie rush -thatched dwelling,
The muskrat whimpers his pain;
And here the bird with tlro'shotsniasll:
.,, ed wing
Hidden three; days has lain,
The Loyd of the Little People •
Wistiull•y, goes His way,
Seeicing in vain Hie chiidsen;
Few and afraid dre they
Of the'meghty beast who has -ravished
the world 1 •
With his hunger to slay, Slay, slay.
Lonely, the bids at twilight;
ninety the elarlclin, wood.
There, in the woodceuck's burrow,
Dead lies' an orphaned brood,
Here, where the bobwhites cowered,
And feathers and gouts of.blood. '
The Lord .of the Littre Pooplo,
Who may divine what stirs
His heart,, as ie seeks in the twilight
The Bongs of His worehippors,
And hears but whimpers and squeals
of pain '
From. creatures in plumes and furs?
The partridge rots in the woodland;
The wild cluck drowns in the sea;
Beasts on the wide -flung trap lines
Perish in - agony. .
That the monkey -thing with the wea-
sel's., lust
May wallow in mastery.
The Lord of the Little People,
Who cau itis thoughts'surntise?
Cattle and, sitiall, gray monkeys
Beard II1s first. baby cries. •
I3e knows, He knows when a sparrow
falls
And terrible are Tliseyes.
—F. Siam de Water.
It's a Hard Life!
When, I start in to clean the car-
Sometimes I think 1 really must.—
The :wife cries: "Deep your mouth
shut, Pa,
You're breathing all that horrid
dust!" ..
Protuberance. with -a small ho:e-' 151n. those dog's would jump' and bar'It, and'
1 nine Tereligh ft. Ment this the ex. he did not care to expose hit follq,
perienc e l Cuban drinks without touch- hit, walked -around the hoose, bot he
iris' it -to ilia lips. When about, to knew the fastenings- tee well`to have •'i
drink he holds' it two or three': inches any 110310 01 getting`in:
from leis.mouth; into :which the tiny
stream 'of water pours. 'Gradually' and
slowly he,,lifts the monitoy awayfrom
him until it 1s almost as arms length,
the water contintling to flew from the
monkey down his throat.. Occasional-
ly the 'drinker gulps, :and when his
-London, Huron & Bruce Dib, thirsthas been satisfied he returns,th°Th..t cousin of y'o,irs that J mot h
South, at75,3 ftp -7'.56 a.m. monkey 10war11 his 'mouth, then sad- seemed- zas:if buta.few minutes had
' Hb Dame haclt ,resolved 01 wait
quietly until the servants ,came down
in: the morning, said then 'go in by
the bask door,
Ile seated himself t t a''sheltered
corner of the porch, Where it was com-
paratively wart Tho
� la
st-stragSlers
f m the fie were ae rung;and it
. :
Very :Short;
1 yet
tit SnllN.slte t.
h.YS p.tn. dent)" tips it up, slittttingoff the Diiesed, when he was startled: by the Yes; hes ,.o slroi •that a, itcadaeh:e
111, depart 0.50:0110 e -l ^+bi: : os sound of steps upid -the porali:
sia "<nt, 34 f.ate5 consulozu o e -ori
F ,} 1R 'holvde,.� aficcl^ him Eect".
71 03 1 a m 011»e I0 drink 0111 0f a:wstet' niouke'r' Somebody' was trying softly to open '
hrr000511}. :Tile beginnar senrle a the 'rani- door then each -of, the win-
• When ',nu clean`:the, house do not
ndy ch istinas and calm, stream of water clown his tteokinstead
as ;lee
An'U
One of
Lucky' Wedding Signs. • famous pa
Bard to
WiilCh,:is ,toe luckiest day on whiolr rich" seri
to •got;marvied? private th
a In" `rance, 020 ,Stat Friday• in tdro eerier wa'
month is considered the luckiest dry' .his fame,
on which to celebrate tike' great event, Painting p
but in other countries Friday is re- about twa
gand'd', aus amoat uky aineli,- Th
In ,1eotiand, sultepstitiounlucdconoernytng br•tllia11t
weldlei:gs runs not so mach to the day moot neo
as to{ the. various little "desde which ed by th
augur; well or ill for 'tire • nrarrle'd went to
couple. A Scottish bride may look for posed the
halipiness .}f olio Is carried 400111505• the is rho 0551
thresliolii eel Lor Dew home, after an painter,
oatcalte has been broisen over her and thirt,
head.'.'But woo betlde het- the oats' ply,
Y
cake ghnuld bo broken by mistake- blandl ,.'
or foal'dosignl—aver smite One else's to paint
head. n cost you
In the Highlands itis considered un gain was
lucky for a, clog to passe between the
bridal couple on their way to the 111j.
church: The, The bride should be driven At ane
by gray horses, and her bridegroom ether cel
sltottld wear no buckle or fastening on inn of Bp
his left shoe. eminence
Formerly there wase a cus£om of necessa
shoe -throwing Width was, supposed to attending
foretell who would be the next couple theatres,
to celebrate their wedding day. After that the
the departure of a beide and bride from the
groom the single men and girls formed facies s
Into groups,. and when the Shoe was , portance,
thrown from one group it was the first Creased,
member of the opposing group' to glasses.
dutch it who was destined tobe the gores us
next victim of Cupid's coos. i "gli,e has
' grandees,
The :human heart, if vvorkitig norm- It Must
ally, expands with Sufficient force to being' fas
lift -a weight of: seventy-eight pounds ens wet
to the height of one foot. every. Minute, scruples
`Then when I'uj.'.greasing springs—for
:;que`a1ts,
Or scraping off the surplus dirt;
I hear a voice -it fairlyehrlokd. "
"For heaven's salts, your nice clean
shirt!"
But orlon I take the carbon out,
. ,'.tad: grind rho ` valves to grit thorn
right,
1 rn greeted with a perfect:shout:
"Oki, 100odnose!—f0 you're not a
.—Ila,rold Osborne.
Ran On Wooden Rails.
The first railway i•ailtvtiy in the United
States° Wa-, in rioston 10 1807, havizzg
wooden rails.
A Stoop l lbs iiiaii1.
Clu iwiatterl0cln, 0150 pf the most
0 difficult! climbs in the world, lzas 'tui
i n<; of a of Ills tloroat^1'o 1-f.iIthe' art. 0P five sur- purhao-d,did not act noon h iust_ g co-.�ilr5'orifi-arta. average, l'/-61/ne o; 30 degr0es- i.
said to bo K a i ty...l'o: tos 1)7b
til ate has tr`astei'ed the' art. �irt}pulsp-wlilcir w g to run, riot ripen
Many women with lisfil
never seem to think that they ne
inside as well as outside.. Ye
bathing shows itself in spotty, at
well as in dreadful headaches an
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