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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton News Record, 1924-03-13, Page 2cTliGGART BROS- RANIMPS $,onerril Bantdog Business transact, Notes DiscountedDrafts. Issued, T !ntet'-eat Atiowed on Deposits NO419 PUretiti.Oett. • Sale I know a young lad who is (pick to begin • Who rolls up his sleeves and starts out to ',Win ; Noary Public, Conveyancer. le runs very well in -the firstofthe- - t T. RANCE store* and there's Miss Mehitable Granger's ice cream parlor' and the hotel, And the courthouse! 1 want each of you to look at that elm tree in the yard; it was only a sapling when I wes'a boy, and just look i at t . race, ... now:rr . ,, Father had forgotten his' coffee. l nancial, Real .,Estate and' Fire In 1,,,, le always coines , n ,ahout the eyes gitsmed. oi tI, boe„ forty yeitrs ,., - Olirauce Agent, Representing. 14 Fir ' , fifth place. . , kauranco companies, since I've been back there," he said ' Division Court Office, Clinton.' ' 1-10 thinks he f.nt run without , , . train_ I slowly. "Forty years I" Just then mother called 'attention to Iis W. BRYDONE iaaivlsior, Solicitor, 'Notary Public, etc - Office - SLOAN BLOCK CLINTON DR. J. C. GANDIER Oolee Hours. -1.30 to 3.30 pan„ 7.30 to 9.00 p.iu. Sunday's, 12.30 to 1.30 pm. . Other hours by snpointment only Office and Residence --- Victoria St DR. WOODS is resenting. practise at his residence, Hayfield.. Clf/ice flours e -0 to 10 .4.11:1, and t to 2 Ii Lu, Sundays.,1 to 2 p.m., for DR. sultatlop H. H. S. BROWN; E.M.C.C. Oftice. flours 1.30 to 3.30 p.m. 7.30 to 9.00 Pm., .Sundays 1.00 to 2.00 p.m.. Other hoofs by appointment. Phoaes Oflioe, 218W , Residence, 213.T DR. PERCIVAL HEARN, ofnee and Residence: - Huron Street Clinton, Ont. Phone 09 (E'ortnerly occupied by the late Dr. 0, W. Thompson). ,Eyes Examined Mid Glasses Fitted. Dr:A. Newton brady Bayfield telactuate Dublin University, iremed, Late Extern A.ssietant Master, Roe tunda hospital for Women and CMI- dren' Dublin Office at residence lately occupied by Mrs. Parsons. hours 9 to 10 sane, 8 to 7 p.ra. Sundays 1 to 2 p.m, G. S. ATKINSON L.D.S. Graduate Royal College of Dehtall Sur- geone anti Toronto University - DENTAL SURGEON Hatt office bour at Bayfleld in old Post Office Building, Monday, Wed. nesday, Friday and Saturdey from 1 to 5.39 pm. . DR. W. R. NIMIVIO CHIROPRACTOR Consulting Hours 9:30 to 12.00 a.m., 2.00 p.m. to 6.30 p.m, 7.00 Itin, te 9.00 p.m.' Plume 68 ` Normandie Block - Clinton, Ont. CHARLES B. HALE Conveyancer, Notary Public, Commis. senior, ate. REAL ESTATTI AND INSURANCE HURON STREET • CLINTON M. T. CORLESS CLINTON; ONT. ---- , District Agent Time fentario and Equitable Life and Accident 'Insurance Co. . GEORGE ELUOTT Lietnaect Auctioneer for the County of Huron. , Corresponaehce promptly answered. Immediate arrangements can be made for Sales Date at The News -Record, ' Clinton. or bn calling Filet° 203. ' Charges Moderate and Satistaction Guaranteed. ' B. R. HIGGINS Clinton. Ont. . General Fire and Life Insurance. Agent -for 'Hartford Windstorm, Live Stock. Automobile anti Sickness ahd Accident Insurance. Heron and Rpm and Cana- da Trust 13eade. Appelatmems made to meet parties at Brucetield, Verne and Bayfield. 'Phone 57. The Mcliiitop filutual Fire Insur ce COMMIP 4 Head Office, Seaforth, Oat, Di R ECTO V t President, James Coeaolly, aselerjee; L Vice, James Evans, BeeeLwood; See,. Ii Treasurer, Than, E. Hays. Seaforth, b Directors: George McCartney, sea. A forth; D. Is. McGregor, Seaforth; J. G. n Grieve, Walton; Wm. Rieg, Seaforth; a el. lecEvien, Clinton; Robert Ferri° Ihrlock, Joh e Bennewala Brodhageni tl Jas. Connolly, Goderich. Agents: Alex. Leith, Clinton; J. W. Teo, Goderich; Ed. Hinchray, feet)... forth; W. ChesneY, Egmendville; 0. Jarmuth, Brodhagen. • , Any money to be paid In may be paid to Moorish Clothing Co., Clinton. pr at Cutt's Grocery, Goderich, - ' Parties desiring, to affect lesuraece or transact other businees will be promptly atteeded to on applicatibe to any of the above officers addressed to their respective post WEL.- L08868 Inspected by the Director saw LiFfnf aearest the keen* . But the boys who have trained a stronger than he; Ile strains every intloCle he wills wi his mind, But in spite of his effort he comes behind. Oh, laddie, to -day you mist practi and train yens body, your spirit, your soul a your brain; To -morrow's success is decided t it, he dogs!" day; Then study, add labor,' and tra while you may. -H. O. Spelrnan. FATHER'S HOME TOWN: Father had received a letter, a all the family were interested. "Fro an old frMnd 1 grew up with," he e plained in his soft, gentle voice. "If name is Thorne -Pliny Thorne. I sent me some views of rny old re hon , the bacon and eggs that were getting , cold and breakfast c t th As Lawrence and Paul were start- ing 'off for their respective offices Lawrence said to his brother:, "It In Seems a shame that for forty years father, hasn't had his vacation yet; he gets if next week. We'vq, both got l good jobs, and it's all owing 1<, him nd and the way he's worked for us. What , do you say to sending him back there 0_ for a visit? If anyone ever deserved Paul nodded gravely. "I feel the ; I 'n same way," he replied. "We can't do enough for father. I'll gladly pay half his expenses for the trip." "Good!" said Lawrence. A week later a thin, stoop -shoulder. ad ed little man with glasses was down in at tlfe station, accompanied by his • two'stalwart sons. Lawrence carried is his father's suitcase; Paul had his le overcoat and .a. package, le "Your train starts in two minutes, town; he lives there yet." He pass the .pictures round the table: "There is the old building where used to attend church and Sunda echool. One I memorized five hu dyed verses from the book of John a contest. I won the prize' too, g the Testament. Miss Beulgh Olai was the teacher. This is a pictu of the park where we u.sed to picn lo summer and snowball one anothe in winter. And Main s glad he sent a picture of that. There old Elias Burton's drug -store, and th bakery' and Sim Watkin's clothin ed father " said Lawrence. Father nodded. "Only two minutes? I I really can't believe I'm going." He p hesitated. "It's the picest thing that n- ever happened to me. Boys, I can't in thank, you l" t- Both boys stood 'close to him, dear 1( . old father, who had never said a re harsh word to them in all his life. ie "We shodld thank you!" they cried. ✓ Then they helped him aboard, o A few minutes later the long train 's steamed out of the station. After e forty years father was on his way g back to his old home town, BRITISH -WOMEN UV Ebarge-wemen. one harbor official, one, marine superintendent, three dock forevsonen and thirty-five dock labor- era.S There are several British n woien working as skies engineers., It seems, however, that though a woman may become a Member of Par- liament, an owner of ships, a doctor, a lawyer or a ;steep, she may not shin - broke. A reeent meeting of the Insti- tute of Chartered Shipbrolters, in sol- emn conclave deeided that chartered ship -broking was no prof eselon for wo- men and by an overwhelming vote re- fused to alter its by-laws so that Wo- men might be admitted to the inisti- tate. Several applications had been received trent woMen. anxious to be - 00.11I -e chartered shipbrokers, but they all were turned down. , r Bamsgate, an east coast town, has a a Woman cOuncillor Who is busy bout', e tying the east eliff at her Ova expenee. e She hopes to be Mayor next year, In - MEN RUN FOR JOB CASTE QUESTION OF OLD LAND- QUITE FOR- GOTTEN. Not a Trade or Profession They Haven't Entered From Undertaking to Chimney Sweeping. - Gohe are the den When () .the numb of trades Or professions in which • 'woman might work and not lose cast thereby' could be numbered. OR on hand, toys a London despatch. Tgela one would. need a hundred fingers to tick off an the positions which women are filling in this colentry, the greater majority of them hitherto exclusively "men's erofessions." There is scarce. ly at trade or proteesioa- throughout Britain which has not at least one wo- man blazing the way for the rest of Jigs" sex. Women &eters, lawyers, preachers and, more recently, members of Parlia- ment Bow are almost coretuonplace; but there are lots of other lobs, the nature of which one wonted not have thoughteikely to rettract the feminine Sex which are being held down by wo- men. Undertaking, for instance, is not exacely an enlivening professioe for any girl to choose, yet Londen alone has twenty-four undertakers in petticoats. There must be some fasci- nation about etinmey sweeping, fol six London eitizenesses are earning their bread and butter by -.competing with the grimy men -who come round 'once or twice each year to most houses here at or 7 o'clock in the morning and proceed th push long brushes UP chimneys alai, incidentally, covet' them with a fine coating of musty, clinging, black etuff--London (soot Retools Butterflies, Some other strange occupations fol- lowed by British women are beer can making (there is ono lit London), cycle makers, saddlers, wheelwrights, deal. Olin in birds. and anemia's. A Miss Ger- trude Rosenberg has a :little shop in the city where she breeds 'butterflies for sale to schoolboys, and makes quite a geed thing out of Figures can't be such terrible, things o the feminine mind as Diekene, in is "David Cepperileffi," 'would have us elieve. The Destitute of Chertmed ccountants pow has several women members, fully qualifidd, an; there are number Of girls who have passed tete first examination Lind ' are work- ing fpr their finals. The membership Of the Institute of Actuaries of .Staple Inst was made open to women three years ego, and the first two women to beeenne qualified actuaries were made members of the instithte recently, one of them working up for the exacting mathemeticel and law tests of the actuaries' examinations in her spare There aro tvventyelve women bar- risters in Groat Beitain, and more are going in for this exclusive profession, Exeter has ane woman stock broker and London two. Exeter also has the - distinction of possessing a woman. glazier, She is Miss Daphne Drake, daughter of a well-known Devonshire novelist and authority Olt stabled Rlagfi and ehe .hes been apnointecl glazier to Exeter, Cathedral. Her present work consists of restoring a rare fourteenth century panel of stained glass found at Chelsea, claimed to be the oldest here except that in Westminster Ab - y cidentally, women here have come iti:‘ to the work of local administrations by leaps and bounds lately. At the pre. sent time there are 895 women, meals.' tratee, 220 town councillors; 70 county councillors-, 2,000 -odd members of board of guardians, five mayors and one Lord Mayor in England and Walee alone. • Builders and Architects. • The building trade absorbs several hundred women. There are , several architects and managere of building ailments. Nearly five hundeed house painters' end decorators are women and Women also are doing the' work of carpenters, plasterers, masons, slaters and gas litters. , Of those holding more exchesive posi- tions there is an Englishwoman, Miss P. S. Wakefield, who is a chiroplecter, the lirst and only pioneer of this new • science in 'London. Another alive Wakefield is a mycologist (Mycology is the study of fungi) aad she has thane of that department at Mew Gar- dens. Miss Margaret NnYler Is the 'only British woman diver. She is• famed for her intrepid operations at Tobermory, where the Spanish galleon, lies: Research has claimed mote than one Englishwoman,. The curator of in - Cede at the Louden Zoological Gar- dens, Mies Cheeeman, has just gone on a research eoureey through the Pacific. A colleague, Apse Praetor, Is curator of the Zoo reptiles. A woman „publisher in Loncleu, who tradet under the name of A. M. Maya Se -Co., is Minding UR a 11112 reputation tor heesele, The turf interes,ts a num- ber of British women; there are about a dozen Women .booknialterse As .for the city -in the Past the stronghold of mare -women are every- where. Sixteen of them are company direeters, nearly four hundred cone pony secretaries and registrers, 250 martageee of commercial eifice depart- ments atel eleven are bankers "or bank °fleet's. ,There also are sixty auction- eers arid valuers who are -women. So that it would seem that equality of the mixes, at least where work is concern,: Gil, 18 juet about an aecomplished fact over here, and there is little doubt that those rev/ close corporations" still holding out against the feminine inva- sion soon will have to give up and let Ito the Women. tAtiLibtkpt , Tratee will ,arrive at and, depart from Clinton as follows,: Buffalo and Goderleh. hoing' East, deems:a 6.25 Satet. • -2.52 p.m. Roble 'West ar. . 11.10..am. 5 'Air. 6.00 p.m .Si 0.51 p.. E or. 10.04 p.m. London,- HureeA Bruce bite Going South,' or, 7.50 de 7.50 , a • is pap, St.olnee North, denert 0.50 Item, fe 0511 , AIM a,mee Enter 'Shipping World. 'Though a woman Is, not expected to know mucit about shibs; 11ritish wc- By DOROTHY ETHEL WALSH ' Horiiontal Lines'in,Furniture, We have 0050ivid 4 letter iron a C oder of this cabana ashen"' we at 01 ['altars is- correct for a high ,teeilInged roam, The tee aidecies „n eroding this one have dolt w lb Ida collIery, ,lyriton our correeiPM e it, hot her, -problem is the old fa: e.„ ivaed rosin- with the ceill4g WI, ciA' zoomer- to clISaPPar Into' Space tti5ove her head. We have planned to -day's, article before receiving the 'leiter so we will aslc her 'to find her answer In It. The problefii , of the high cell- inged room is net met with as often to -day* as it. was In days gone by, Conservation of space Makes the modeiM home of tincre cramped di- mensions, ehe'r'efo're it is tel seldom that 'its, eeiling4 must . be dropped , to insure a lleiable appearance to , BY '"dropped". we aro speaking . figurativety,of 'course. An illustra then of the method Is shown In to- day's sketch. The same color as Is used , on the coiling is placed bit the top portion of the wall and ex-, tended klown about eighteen Inches. ' This not only makes the wall ap- , • pear as part of the ceiling, cutting . fee height, hut It also introduced an- other horizontal plane, which helps the illusion.,The 10N -desk and horizontal pletire add to the gen. rec (tpositim s the treatrnenT on • Oral Impression 61 the, wall ueing the on wed t brings abobt t ie tnade of berizonta) P/ares rather so 'result --that of a pleasing, than perpendicular ones, and In .di- restfu Interior, ' 171 IKVNIMON i Why the School Teacher Had Such NMI' Results By Elizabeth S. Muir Because she, catered to a select few Reading was made a plain„ matter-of- fact, dry-aselust business, Instead of opening up a beautiful vista, showing the etymology of word, their synonyms their various shades of meaning, etc., thereby cultivating the imagination. Because she was above taking well' meant suggestions: "I've been here for a number of years," she would Say, "I think I ean manage this." Became she listened to the stories Because, In fine, she followed the of former teachers about eertain line of least resistance, treating the Pupils, without beginning a clean slate. schoolroom more like a factery then a Because she only Palled upon the human gayden-a beautiful garden of fluent ones to read aloud, being ap- multifarious human flowers, wbereato parently too much work for her 30 get the best results, pruning, and draw out the stammering and the halt- .weeding, and propping, and tender in& watching of the blossoming of the Becalms she sent her pupils on too mind -flower, are a vital necessity. ntany errands, causing them to miss "I had a teacher onee," said a well - their lessons. known writer of boys' stories, "who Because she herself was too often had nuore influence over me than any - out of the rola, talking to a. fellow body r know of next to my mother - teacher, she let me talk: I used to confide in Because she didn't make the Most Of her, shyly at art, about my ambitione, each Child's peculiar gift; didn't study and she would honor me by listening Its personality. attentively, and the making sugges- Because she had a habit of giving tione. My, bet she was sympathetich them lengthy writing periods, While And when, one day, after hearing me She persued a novel on her desk, recite an original composition, in cent - 'Because her sarcastic remarks cow- pany with the others of the clam she all the pupil. exclaimed: 'Bill, you have a God-given Because she confused activity with talent. Boys and girls, mark my studiousness. There was too much words, sense day you will hear from runing back and terth to the black- the sweet unselfishness of her board, too many pestures, too many completely overpowered me, and t Physical exercises, burst most unboyishly into there at Because she was not enthusiastic, her generous Praise. `Soineinne,' re - There were never any' delightful inter- min:Weed this great man, "my other polations during tile reading lesson as teachers had a way 'of shutting me up, to what the subject matter suggested, and making me feel like a fool.' " n the room, irrespective of merit. Because she had a habit of humiliat- ing a...backward child. Because' she allowed personal dis- likes to warp her Judgment. Because she objected to the ques- tion,. "Why?" (An intelligent child asks "Why?") Gipsy Wife., I used to laugh at his gym), will, His venturesome ways and wild, But that was back in'a day gone by Before I had borne his child. I could keep pace with his free steps then, . I could be glad as he, Smoke and dust and the gypsy trail Were dear to the heart of me. But little man -child, though frail he is, -Grows heavy upon my back, And food half cooked and a wayside beti Something of comfort lack; The glare of sea • and a cattinfire'S Smoke Are bad for a baby's eyes; Whfin a hoot ONVI -stirs in the trees above He Wens in his sleet) and criee. . .. IThe Ontario'. 'Horticultural Association By Zen/. Carter, Bresiannt • ' The 1924 converitn of the Ontario Horticultural Association, held In To- ronto recently, was the largest' ever held by the association. Many sub- jects of importance to our ;work were taken, Up, such as incorporation of the ASecialation, which In the opinion of these present would give greater powers to the Association and permit of greater' results. The appointment of a manager Was reeinumended to the delegates. A Well-qualified man 'who can devote hie entire time to the work, is badly need- ed to assist in organizing new socie- ties, stimulating these that -need as- sistaine, helping soaleties to secnre their premiums, organizing and hold- OftemIte comes at the dawn's' red glow, ing exhibitions and in nail other met- als, that was once my mate, tars as. are found to be uecessaty to To poke at the embers anti question make the provincial AsSociation a • one • centre for stinttita.tion , and guidance %I -3,J am an So late, ler the local societies throughout the Following a paper on the subied of. n 'Inca How can I tell him 'that I grow to ed? - rar ' Born to the eypey trail, street trees in relation to horticulture. He 'would but look for enteher lass resoltition was passed asking for pro. 'Oficial legislation that Will enable towns and cities to take control of the He must not know -I will laugh again planting and care of street trees. And bow tohis gypsy will, At the annual banquet, the Hon. Mr. Out of the village and on arid on . . Martin, Minister of Agriculture urged Hush, little child, be still. upon the societies; the importance of --Helen Prazee-Bower. organizing -the rural districts: Any - townehip may be organized with twen, ty-five members. 'We desire to see the work which has done so much to beautify the towns and cities, carried out in the townships and villages. With the assistance of the Ontario Horticultural Association, we should In a very short time have at least one hundred township societies, Let me urge upon every town and city society to ace to it that the township adjoin- ing are organized. A. copy of the Act and other Information necessary for organizing may be eeeured from the Secretary of the Provincial Associa- tion, Mr. ,T, LoCkle Wilson, Parliament Buildings, `Permit°. In closing, permit use to say that one of the most valuable assets any municipality can have is a real live horticultural society. 'With 'footsteps that would not fail, • The Roston Tea Party. Teaehor---"What oan you say of Sannel Adams?" Young Amerlea--"I think he was one of tho guys who helped spill the Deans in Boston Harbor." • men are creeping* into the Shipping - world, This city' has fent' wOmen ship I Measure your, cloth twice sir owners, ono boat builder, • thirty-two, can cut but once, 0 you Suberbanity • Landlord (replying to complaint) - "When my 'bander put imp this houeo Lob' me he gave me a 'nice -house i' Tenant --"Yea," he wive you an Ice- house all right! We're frozen Stiff'," Tho Meanest Itiran. Hi -"Some Says, Heck Smith is tht meanest man in 'this township." , Cy ---"No, he ain't. ITtI Tuttle The -county representative made him .believe it would pay to put lectric lights in his chielten house, and, now he .makos the Whole family sot out there evenin's to save light!" - , Toe Shy to Say "No." "How on earth did yOullg Robin ,get materiedr asked the fat woman. "Why, I always thought he was s -o terribly "He -Is," said the acid -faced woman. ,"He was probably too shy- to .say s'noW, due ,to the presence, t) small and., very thin worms, recently fell at Imstad, Sweden.. Shelley'o f'Ozyrnandift* eri',Ne6d IVIo rel and B1ta•jJ T.11 me 01 rel'eY 111;sehebe,strong, well, equtt np.de v ono. et theF grentSst-in d0,211`11:::4!'e.,-ra. of home, society, oflicef, t'll,Ir."se4n1.b6I O"ulndle;" Ca't' raolicatett,r1;r6flealti tili!ho4fltl'lt,"'Sacirs° the boat -known are his "Ode to a Sky- parilla is reniarkably beneficial to lark' and •Ode to the West Wind." young or older women, ' Shelley, was drowned while yachting R_ho'inoet corm.? annual?, of In the Gulf -of Spezia, womenis body women drain waethe'l ee'llete-e'r'ertnig-It''leter, cml,TO-10f1°Wnel:kt'llnlel I'oauIt an anemia, aor- eeS, general break -clown: la accerciance with 'the quarantine llooci's,Sersapitrillagives the blood hms of ftalY, burnt on a 'gyre in "heft utere vitality and better color, minima presence of Byron Leigh Hunt and stronger nerves,: and contributes to the imetth atid enioyment of life, .' The fallowing to one of the fin•est sarbeta in tile language, aud to -clay has . Peettlini- intrest.: , : Where God LOSS Out. rmy - I met a traveller irdin'an antique land , The Home f,or ihdi en o e who said, "Two vast arid, Soldiers in Kremenchug, in charge of Stand ilaFteeehedectseetet. ,Near mem cas th'e 'ItCh6erlibresadteihYtrhIm'prej.8vincociel.si'dqe'lrle'elichoinheirel sand, attend to their work vary diligently, Fhilf aaineeeeks,„;Le,,,oivvainiattered visage 'dice, draw and study music; games, too, are w fairly well organized. The, change in And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold the entleelt of the children is 'trQxriend" command ' ous. The children are ashainfed to say Tell that Its sculptor well those pas- 'As true as there is God r They vc:rtleilsiya,,ents ,srueravdeye, ean.Ive,d oh ticso fihaavcIse became e matt -Christians and to,o Corn hhalleneaecfl:ttsliasflotatit'nii:osgccisk.ed ' and the lugthee'tehree:1;1:s, ye. sea:tieli'itiltetal'i'ley 18C:see:Tic 7an'a'aediuta;" And on the pedesitai the„ words"Thaele., Paula, 18 there a God?" pear: ,.,, • awetu ,talk about that at some ethr e ,rianeis cezyneeandeaa kine..-„of time," „mighty, oxci "But tell up now just the same." Look on my works, yd "NO, there is no God. All those who Nothing beside 'remains, -Round 'the;il.bueulideer,e" there a Gait rale(' thei r dees,y • There are three, four, seven and ten Or that ,00lossa.1 wreck, boundless and hands raised' and lowered • bare,. "Now those who are against God." The lone and level sands stretch far Quickly a whfne fereet hands ausay." rises. Therels a lusty shout of 'Har. rah I" God has lest out. Music and the' Pests. Terrible News, A recent Investigation into the ef- Irish s fact of music on mice rev.6iied the An servant girt asked leave of that these rodents are very fond of tune-tena% She rettirned wailing die- oterrImeisutasintticg.ata.tenindptvalnable information anemic° r ue hour r° nensulf fir- 30 "the tinkling- &trains" of certain kinds to pot this musical bile,",Dridassi'ilseed, phyeerriimetistsroesinse ligyrineaptotaetroll- urge, which is manifest in all animals- and in:stets, to a practical use, the "oenSana'emn, etich therrible newel" author ,has arrived at the follewing moaned the girt, Wringing her hands,. conenusiong, all based ea a eareeil_"Tell me whet she said," -asked the oncileyn taTtceis• held yinoasntd cgairveefnultotesthte aswortido Pli-"Slees:thuw:11611iimellgthlIntlaarttlitelir-eurgoirrhl's their peneticabilty. hard ahoy -elm' coal an' tindin' tones It is found that the Mad Scene fromi -f"e"" a 317-1-n'!" 'But that's' no disgrace," said the Lucia has a most peoullar effect on themistress, a trifle vexed at such affem ! bedbug. It causes a most decided Per -lee,,,,,,, .Plexity oe the part of the bug during] -""`""' the opening strains, which is eollowed I "Oele maim, me poor tether?" seb- nboedtheegiarlt”,"What a, hand time le ineyeas-al" by a frenzied rifsh for a crack or cre- must be havin't He's been dead these : . AunGsyoetttri 'toWork. omrk. "' whaaround here, , young feller?" asked the farmer of an official in a big cl(y railroad station, "I'm the train canes," ansesered,that dignitary. Wcall me one, them nal in a burry." vice, :where it will remain gimlet for the rest of the night. ' Cockroaches ere v(erie easily lea from the house by playing something with lively mega time.- Some of Mem delssolune compositiots give banned& ate results. The cockroach -es follow the meth out of the hu -e as- the Humane kids fellowedthe Bled Pipet. In the fall; when Um:ladybugs infest the house, they May be dealt with very huirfauely by having a repeater ea your phonograph and constantly play- ing Home, Sweet Home. Rats are especially suseeptible to the Strauss waltzes, Wine, . women and song 'has given the best results. The reader must be warned against jaeeing the meta for Jazz 'has O parm lyzing effeeten rate, and it win be ira- pOseible to get many ot them from un- der the floors; and -from between the wane, 'where, without going into de- tails, it may be said that they will prove a decided nuisance, especially in hot weather. The moat reniaritithie repulte are ob- tainea In keeping the neighbor's chickens Out of your garden. 'Simply have your plionogeape out there and put on a cateby tacky meterlY. Trees as Water Tanks. There are many ways of stories water, but the natural cistern of the natives Of- Darfur wept Of the Soudan) seems ttebe the meet wonderful. But lor the tebekly tree, Darfurites would perish from drought, These great trees grow et hollows, In which the rain collects during the wet seal Sem which lasts all through July and August. The enormous trunks are hollow. As soon as the rain begins the natives gather up the water in leather bags. All expert climber goes up the tree with a rope to which is attached the precious bag; he hauls it up with care, Mel empties the water into the hollow' etunit. The holloevness be not the re - salt of age or disease, and the sur- rounding wood 1st absolutely water- tight. Bach little group of "tails' (huts) possesses its own trees. And on their contents the people live throughout the ten dry months, • The tebeldy tree is a fruitful source of trouble. Many tribal fights are waged solely because a man from one village is believed to have been seen climbing the trees of another. • The trees belonging to a village of grout/ of "tulris" are not public property for the dwellers in that -group. 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